look who came for a visit
>>223915355fucking shat myself thought this was just a tim image then saw that darkie at the door
>>223915351how much did you get then?
>Like a nonce who's waiting for the police to knock.yeah... must be terrible
so that's a knob
>>223915355sir ardy saw his future and noped the heck out
>>223915386scream
>>223915373Your mums virginity
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
Gotten free pizza twice this week.Wahey.
>>223915386michelle alter
Lushingon FC
>>223915355"watching the tennis on sky home while waiting for the vile cowards from the sainsburys to bring the excellent glasses to my rented flat"-jason arday
oh tim ..your spunky willyIson my Screen !!
the alt left racist ouroboros strikes againlefties are just vile racist toads arent they
>>223915403lol
>>223915411Tbf her cock looks similar
>>223915402jealous little man
>>223915386he posted this on christmas day btw
>>223915430well done
RIP Jason Arday
>>223915437kill yourself
>>223915412shitscreech
>>223915432Yes
This is a public execution. You hounded Jason Arday to death. You murdered him. You killed him. I warned you. I knew this is exactly what you all wanted with your ‘racism’ masked as accountability. Your white supremacist blood thirsty lust to destroy DEI masked as public execution. Shame on you
>>223915439<3
>>223915386son u cant post that
cried at the end of pokémon pokopia
>>223915403mikeynomics was a top tier gimmick
>>223915412me bottom row second from the right
sean did you get evicted for personal behaviour or failure to pay up
Jason Arday is now a ghost writer
>>223915445alright good to admit itI went to quite a good uni and I was a bit jealous of my friends with better internships
>>223915455why?
shoutout to all my drillas
right well that's a rotund chap with his gentleman sausage out isn't it
>>223915373i was paid>$4500/month as a part time (20hr/week) teaching assistant in uni>$7500/month as an intern>$12000/month nowbut that's yank funny money
he chose the cowards way out
>>223915373DevOps?
>>223915470am bottom
Need Emma Watson to shart in my face.
sure, but when hitler killed himself you all cheeredbecause he was white
why do /brit/ personalities move on from here yet you continue to stay and post utter shite
>>223915484Honestly probably not far from the truth!
first thing i do when i'm ever accused of a crime is kill myself
>>223915461
squirrel
>>223915490they died
>>223915490name at least 5 /brit/ who have actually moved on from here
UK 2026 so farRace riots in every UK country Immigration reduced by 10%Illegal immigrants being moved to rural areas 3 prime ministers3rd year of crop failure Anything else equal?
>>223915490they got doxed
>>223915477im unemployed no mates live at home £231 savings
In some way, we are all Jason Arday
any hardman in?
It's been an Arday's night
>>223915487dont remember brit existing in 1944 mate
>>223915508they found a big mars bar
don't remember voting for that
>>223915490i only come to brit to talk about poo. speaking of, i can feel lots of farts in my tummy but im afraid to try to squeeze them out in case i poo
>>223915477you got paid 50 USD per hour as a uni teaching assistant?how did they let you work 20 hours per week? were you a phd student?
>>223915506spainoziedyheathermouseypoo smells poster
>>223915514>>223915386
>>2239155323/5 of those are still hereYou are a fucking moron
Too embarrassed to ask a girl out because I don't have a car and won't for a while at least
having a poo later
>>2239155083 prime ministers? Starmer, Burnham, and??
why is sean having a coke meltdown on the old
Heatherfungus is just waiting for his router to reset. Prepare for the next wave
>>223915532Zeidy was moved on, though he's still here. Just gets instabanned every time.
>>223915541thank god I don't live in the provinces
>>223915545don't worry x
want kids but I reckon the world will collapse in the next 25 years and I don’t want to subject then to it
post a funny image
>>223915547>>223915540ziedy is moved on he just posts in the old threads as a job (no clue who's paying him to do this)
>>223915521newfag
being racist
Get the sponsors posted
>>223915558okyay
>>223915566royal dutch shell
>>223915556I live in the central belt of scotland so there's still public transport everywhere if that's what you mean
>>223915541sounds like a low test issueplenty of people have relationships without carsi didnt drive till 31 and was already married with a kidall in your head mate, insecurities
foobin demmie
should get to bed, got toil tomorrow
>>223915566You are a thick cuntFuck off back to /cum/
>>223915594
might play "dive or die"seems like a good game though i'm not a fan of roguelites
>>223915564
you lads ever go to the cinema alone?
next thread will be a bad psyche edition.
>>223915590woke did this
>>223915585the provinces = anywhere other than london, central manchester or edinburgh
mans working weekendsoh my days
>>223914886Doubt he was tricked into being an anti-white racist though
Border poll! NOW!
>>223915561new zealand will be finethat's where all the billionaires are building their bunkerswater, food, hydroelectricity, geographical safety unless china goes on a military rampage which they probably won't
How did Jason do it? Sleeping pills? The old rope trick? Slit of the wrist? Maybe even the helium method?
purchased a sex arse with a willy on finance. got it bi now gay later
my man toiling on the weekend
theres going to be a lot of cuck posting because its punishment for how you treat me and the Belgian crodie
>>223915470im an emotional pink witch
fucking pissed out my nuti'm on the fucking warpathyou're all gonna get it
next transit of Venus is 2117
>giffuck off
>>223915630LOL
In mcdonalds
>>223915636you'll do no such thing you melt
>>223915629Nobody said or did this
>>223915593I have high testosterone from when it was checked last yearBut that's good motivation actually thanks>>223915614I work in Edinburgh
>>223915603/cum/ posters are bizarre that's why i come here
>>223915636>fucking pissed out my nutMight want to see a doctor about that. You’re supposed to piss put your cock.
>>223915532spaincuck was here being a fucking retard about 3 hours ago
>>223915622My kids aren’t gonna be allowed in the bunkers though are they. It’s only wealthy American techno-Jews who build those
>>223915652the order?
>>223915656but you don't live there and therefore you live in the provinces
yo bossman get us 20 chicken nuggets
>>223915604big up the gyarudem
alysa liu asmr
im just smoking skin now lovely scabby skin
LIKE WOT?
remember the poster who fell down the stairs in mcdonalds
reading wikipedia and it's boring as fuck
>>223915672
im bizarre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGu4Rs2jfwU
Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were
>>223915672chuckled
>>223915609All the time
a real bad apple, honey shes a bad bad operator
>>223915690He just looks gay
>>223915647SCR
>>223915672>>223915690Why did he wear the eye makeup?
>>223915629It do be like that lmaooo
jason gayhard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4PCrroZd0It's all coming crashing down now xThey can't stop it x
sad little losernational joke
>>223915690scrombling
can we stop talking about the random black man now
>>223915713trip on sean
honey she's a real bad pysch
>>223915718making you uncomfortable, rorke?
>>223915618All these retards are. Black people are the most fooled. There is some truth in these lefty mong ideologies. But it's how they come to it and the intention behind it. Convincing black people they're a victim, everything bad that happens isn't their fault, that they should get stuff for free and have an easy ride is a very easy sell to people who are lazy, stupid, incompetent, lack critical thinking, have impulse control etc. Anti white racism is absolutely a psyop in the west. Japanese anti white racism is interesting however because it's much closer to the truth.
watching american dad
Sir Jason Arday
>>223915713tell us why he wants you out
>>223915664i don't see why they'd even need the bunkersyou don't have a massive population of third worlders who'll gang up and terrorise the placewhat's the worst that could happen to new zealand? ai killbots? global nuclear holocaust?unlikelyjust stock up on food and water and solar panels and that and you (and your kids) will be safe as houses knock on woodi'm extremely jealous of you guysit's us in the uk who are utterly doomed
>>223915718rorke talking to his mum after she got on tinder
>>223915737rogerfunny
busy in here for 1amusually it's dead by now!
>>223915737mihai would have loved this post
Sir James Shart all day
when is it going to cool down?
>>223915727what the fuck
>>223915710Na they're just replacing them with Indians
the belgian dmd me he no longer works in intelligence, hes full time in the fashion industry honey
>>223915737>american dadwhich one? there are millions of american dads
>>2239157602 weeks
>>223915743Haha
i gave my cousin headi gave my cousin head
>>223915770prescient
Genuinely such a sinister image
>>223915781can't stay awake that long
>>223915764Nowhere for the indians to go if the studio is closed
>>223915777homer
>>223915386Where are his balls >>223915449>>223915439Did the liar faker fraud khs
just realised how weird of a title "American Dad" is for a cartoon. wish Seth died in the 9/11 attacks
(8) who goes there? it's the ghost of october (8)
bpd is ficticious
>>223915770left 2 bairns behind too, fucking grim
>>223915821>unc thinks 9/11 was realson
>>223915770has arday published his book yet?
>>223915629vantablack brimstone
>>223915770>establishment cucks: wow this guy is a fucking loony, better lock him up for his own safety>also establishment cucks: let's make him a cambridge professor!
>>223915816Yes
eating the mushroom that makes you see tiny people
Well thats an Asian lady in a lightbulb
>>223915848s
>try to stand up for yourself and be assertive>"nah bro, you took their bait... just ignore it next time that's the chad move">ignore the disrespect and don't be reactive>"you let them dish it out to you like that? you should be more assertive bro"
>>223915832Obviously rather peng
>>223915845bizarre strawman
Sir Andrew Burnham just broke into my penthouse and stole my ham
keely is never going to win another race
>>223915802whats with your vendetta against bpdcant of weird bro
fake heatherposter
>>223915863Sorry but you're using the 4chanx filename sorter whereas heatherpaedo has them all named within 3 digits
>cant of weird bro
Imagine spending so much time here narcissistically posting your own sayings but never getting any laughs and trying to change da world from your 4chan laptop but never doing anything because that's a stupid idea. What a retard
>>223915877bpd is a ficticious illness no sturdy science behind it
>>223915859are you stupid boy? why do you keep posting this.
>>223915866don't use words you don't understand sweetie
>>223915896miss him so much
>>223915892i sometimes wonder if lads in here are using speech to text to post here
>>223915899*starts screaming and hitting myself*
fake disorders:dyslexiaBPDlong covidchronic fatigue syndromefibromyalgiaADHD
>>223915890not true heatherpaedo uses 4chanx on at least one device
I plan on dying after I go to New Zealand my only real dream besides china is New Zealand I wanna go were middle earth is for lord of the rings is one of the few things that give me real joy in today's world
Has Andy "totally not Starmer" Burnham cancelled the Online Censorship Act yet?
know girls with bpd(bad personality disorder) they all have it
>>223915913what about depression and anxiety
>>223915859>Stand up for myself >Nooo you can't say that
>>223915913good post
>>223915938literal fake illness
I need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>>223915938kahteem
>>223915913round ere we just refer to those as being a bit of a retard
>>223915896he was the heart and soul of brit for ages
Explosive rage :3
>>223915941demonstrably not
>>223915921How you planning on going out?
its poo o'clock
>>223915950Nigga thinks he's /brit/
Sir Andy Burnbob
>>223915950it was stolen from reddit
I watched an incel doc where the guy was looking all put out cause he asked 1000+ women out on a date and didnt get a single yes (he looked smelly and had a very off putting vibe)
>>223915900i'm not, that's obviously a strawman and i'm not going to explain why because you'll just pivot to "haha i trolled u" because that's the kind of bullshit you're clearly full of
>>223915932Problem is that rats like to pisstake in ways that are under the threshold for being actually considered abusive even if it's still bullyingSo if you clap back and call them a fat cunt or retard or make fun of their divorce now you're a monster who "can't take a joke"
>>223915913Got all of these plus sleep apnea, depression, anxiety, and an under active thyroid.
they should rename bpd to emotional vampire disorder because theyre all disgusting emotional ghouls sucking the life out of people
>>223915973no it cannot be, poo seal was an organic and original brit creation
Dennis Waterman on why he hit his wife>The problem with strong, intelligent women is that they can argue, well. And if there is a time where you can't get a word in ... and I ... I lashed out. I couldn't end the argument. If a woman is a bit of a power freak and determined to put you down, and if you're not bright enough to do it with words, it can happen.never had a gf, is he right?
>>223915955>>223915938wasn't this actually found to not be real?it's just hot women who have Asperger's
he climbed the highest mountain in the world, mount everest, BUT - he's GAY
>>223915982Tilde
>>223915984yesget them all raped
poo cumming out my arsehole
>>223915988nopeit was forced reddit shit
>>223915994i'm an ugly enby who has BPD
>>223916007hs?
>>223915991WATERMAN, WATERMAN, WATERMANWHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN
had an organic wife with bpdvery much into charity workalso mega racist
Hydrophilic coating is so many lightyears away from black people inventing or understanding the concept that it is basically infinite time away from if they were doing it, and this is true because in 3000 years of Africa being a thing they have not invented it. They never would. They don't even understand water, or wells, or even farming
climbing mount everest is one of those things that was cool 30 years ago but not anymore.i've seen videos, they have like a queue at the summit, its very lame.
my bpd has ruined every close friendship or potential relationship i've ever had!
Just been outed for plagiarism gonna top myself.
>>223916016no sorry you're just autisticif you were a fit woman you would have "BPD", or "issues", or be a "crazy bitch"
There are a few really freaky Halloween Simpsons episodes. The one where they're eating the children in the school ("your homework is to eat a stick of butter") legitimately gave me nightmares. Getting spooked thinking about it, and I'm in my 30s haha
my armpits smell so nice
>>223916025heatherpaedo
>>223915960I wanna die either looking at the untouched sky or a sunset. I really see very little reason to live honestly I don't see my life getting better at 30
>>223915991wouldnt know. never met a woman who was smarter than me.
>>223916017
>>223916046The n
>>223916007>>223915988>Does it make the place worse or less worth using >If yes then spam it for 3 months, get maybe 2 laughs>Declare it a success
>>223915991don't bother to argue with women honestly, just a waste of time.
Arday? more like sikeday lol
>>223916040So what you should do is get youself some cheese wire and tie it into a noose put it on then super glue your hands to your head then when you jump the cheese wire will cut your head off and it will look like youve just ripped your own head off when people first see your dead body.
bipolar boyfriend one day hes positive and friendly next day hes negative and abusive best of both worldsvery exciting stuff
>>223916051they probably can but keep it secretthe trillions of dollars on a helicopter stuff is just the military-industrial complex and politicians scamming the taxpayer
>>223916067Based"I don't argue with women" is an absolute rule I have in lifeYou're a gay cunt if you argue with women lmao
Wifeberg sending a lot of cheeky texts today. Fear that sextoil may be imminent.
>So what you should do is get youself some cheesedont mind if i do
>>223916073plagiarized joke
>>223916029what is having bipolar disorder like?
how is the /brit/ on /mlp/ still up
>>223916085>>223916067No point arguing with men either quite frankly
>>223916029how so?
sassy today isnt he
bound my knob up in cheaze wire as if it were a deli ham
>>223916088*found unresponsive*
Reckon that Cofnas really stepped in it this time
>>223916090dont know
>>223916090it has its ups and downs haha
>>223916082That's me
>>223916092we're all in here x
maybe he cheated death
>>223915913pure cap
>>223916082You better be a grill
Jason Arday allegedly found dead
>>223916073I don't want anything like that my will says I don't have a grave or funeral I wanna be forgotten also that any left over money go to helping the homeless and anyone can take my things the stuff they don't want goes to good will
>>223916037Giz a fucking sniff
i saw the cambridge "nigga" he tells a lie like 2x a day
the doctor won't recognise that I have D.I.D it even brought out one of my headmates Juan a short mexican garderner, he was cross
is bipolar junk science like bpd (borderline personality disorder) ?askjng he psychiatrists on brit
>>223916134howled
>>223916082KAHTEEM
apparently he wasn't bent and he's been shagging a black womanwell that's okay i suppose, better than him shagging a white
I've got BPD (britpol disorder)
>>223916143maybe he was just bipolar and depressed
>>223916130sniff that!
>>223916139bpd is real fuck off
>>223916134
I've got ADSArday Derangement Syndrome
Fuck you.
>>223916134SCREASM
>>223916164bit rude
comfort level low
>>223916154are you suggesting this as an explanation for him acting and looking like a homosexual?
>>223916144ummers
>>223916157the medical experts disagree maybe youre just autistic or a bit of a retard
>>223916144Kill yourself.
>>223916164:(
maybe he just faked his deathyet another genius scam
>>223916177Are you a girl
>>223915355Test
new >>223916188>>223916188>>223916188
>>223916166>thumbnail is bigger filesize than the originalwot
I was from a telly free home, used to ask the kids in my primary school if they listened to the archers on radio 4, tragic
>>223916182why do i get £700 PIP for it then
>>223916197he embedded cp in it
might plagiarise a dishonoured samurai
