the lads came over edish
just not very funny
some breakfast cereals and cat foods come out of the same machine
who do wrong for here na?
29 and have no close friends never been in a relationship nothing
>>223916183mate you cannot be telling people to do that... not after jason...
>>223916213it bloody well is
reckon I got a blessing for giving a breakfast sandwich and a redbull to the homeless druggie outside the petrol station earlier
Sir Owen Jones
would cross wales in a completely straight line for the chance to suck michelle alter's cock
>29 and have no close friends never been in a relationship nothing
>>223916197it's a png
>>223916239enjoy this gimmick
>>223916239s
>>223916236why does he have an ftm body
what are we gonna do about climate change lads
you lads heard of this jay dyer fella
>>223916256Fuck all
>>223916259How about Gay Dyer and he’s dying after getting done for plagiarism
you know whose responsible for this here brothers suicide jews its always the jewstheyve gor some 5d chess strategy long term planyou watchthem crafty bloody jews
can the twilight burnham be posted
>>223916256not a gosh darn thing
So he actually killed himself?
Moving back in with my parents soon. Sick and tired of renting. Want to take a year off from everything. Need time to heal and understand what I really want to do going forward. I don't feel like I've wasted the last 4 years of my life because it feels like it told me what I don't want to do. I really don't want to use 4chan anymore and spend hours online. I want to relax without worrying about tomorrow.
"got accused of a minor mistake so i think i will kill myself" doesn't sound like a very common mindset
>>223916284can't wait for the third temple its gonna be lushhhington
Emma WatsonExplosive diarrheaAll over my face
>>223916259yeah played as a winger for swansea
>>223916292killed by his publishers to increase book sales
>>223916293>. I really don't want to use 4chan anymoreyoure here forever matetheres no escape you cant leave ever
>>223916312so fit
>>223916298True, you shouldn't rape them or make their happiness because reliant on it as one day they will be old and still need love, so you need to jerk them off sneakily without fully making them aware of what you're doing
it not right
If this place died where do you even go
>>223916332hi umbuns
>>223916325
wow what da
lol
>>223916326genuinely me on the left and middle
>>223916332Fit
>>223916298doto peekin
>>223916335most of us went to the sharty when 4chan got absolutely raped last year
>>223916335probably would create my own AI slut to talk to
would fuck the shit out of that bunny
>>223916221Battersea? Caligula be like
sleepy
>>223916143black women look like black men so this isnt evidence he isnt gay
>>223916336
>>223916318It feels like the only reason i come here is because I have nowhere else to be. I have to make my self busy.
>>223916335Outside
>>223916326and of course its a black man in the picture represented i told you dog, jews...
>>223916326i used to live with a lad like thishe was in and out of mental hospital all his adult life
>>223916357you love your deers
>>223916373wish i were a little baby fawn frolicking in the forest
>>223916363why did you send this
>better than him shagging a whiteTrue
>>223916335https://krautchan.org/int
Eating Disorder Calls Surge Amid Ariana Grande Body Debate as Experts Reveal a Troubling Link
>>223916335probably just outside n that. only really come here to look at porn on the nsfw boards these days.
>>223916369i thought you loved black men
Mental how you need to LARP as a working class dock worker hardman and act like a bully just to not be constantly belittled by other working class mongs at work
>>223916391ever heard of jokes? called satire m8
>>223916335we're all on r/redscarepod
>>223916402i dont get it
>>223916381:)
It not right dem
>>223916394Mad how the working class should die and how the so-called job of "prime minister" needs to be gone
Such a handome boy x
>>223916413wtf
his satire is too pure for you traveller
>>223916415ur problem then.
>>223916413what is she DOING
>>223916420football back soon x
Legend has it you're always as famous as me these daysThe boy who lived lmao xxx
>>223916424Sexo
>>223916422the working class graft all day to keep you comfy and sheltered in your ivory towershow a bit of gratitude
>>223916413she's perfect
>>223916413her hands are disgusting
>>223916413she look like a bitch wit consumption
>>223916442drivel
I do have a hard time “being there”. The moment I stop tinkering with something my mind drifts far far into the future. I try ti stay grounded, stay in the moment but it is hard.
is umfawn there
>>223916438COOKING UP DOPE IN THE CRACK POT
>>223916456sc
saw a hawk eat a rabbitit was very sad
the gaped
I CAN TOUGH YOU NOWPICK YOUR WAND POTTER X
>>223916462...nh
>>223916449I'm not comfy and I wish they'd all die. Plus "working class" literally translates to "slave" so yeah you're a slave
sean posting about touching 14 year old boys is he
>>223916472feeling sad
sean g allen getting evicted from his HMO because the sikh bouncer he called a paki is the nephew of his landlord
>>223916341Arianna poster...>>223916372Poor lad, I hope he's settled
>>223916480what's wrong
Asking AI how to get a girlfriend and talk to this girl
>>223916481is he really
>>223916469Based HHL. I hyped you up x
>>223916449what we need to do is seize the means of production and distribute the fruits of our labour equally amongst usdown with the bourgeoisielong live the proletariat whose with me?
>>223916475>I'm not comfyskill issueyou'd take your own bins to the tip would you?you'd grow your own food and process it and take it to the supermarket shelves and stack those shelves yourself?delusional child
Took 400mg of benadryl yesterday and I'm having a moment with my fingernail here now with that thing about eating steak in the matrix
>>223916490hate my life ive had a whole week off and done fuck all to fix it because ive been too depressed and tired to do anything
should i watch jurassic park
>>223916385Not the same as the OG KC
are umposter deer poster and ariana tranny all the same person
>>223916488>Poor lad, I hope he's settleddied of a sudden heart attack in his 30s after taking the vaxwish i was joking
>>223916488
>>223916514Sometimes you need to rest and recuperate honey, take it easy and enjoy the time away from work xYou can't fix your life in one week anyway, you'll get it done
>>223916527yes they are all heatherpedo
>>223916527yh
chuddy malone ^_^
>>223916441Yh the great distraction.. can't wait for the first /mug/ of the season x
should go to bed
Got a great idea for a post, like could be an all time great but I'm not too sure how to make it work, don't want to blow it you see
Needed a shit for so long whilst rolling a cig that I don't need to poo now
>>223916527
>.< xx
>>223916502Out of fear not loyaltly my friend xThe boy who lived. What a joke. Should I reveal what happened that night.. It was old magic. I should have seen it coming. It was my fault x
If I'm reading them correctly they think Ariana Grande looks like a baby deer and they want to look like that.
>>223916508that's just throwing the baby out with the bathwater innit
ill do nothing ill still be living in this shithole when im 40 if i'm still alive no doubt claude will take my job long before then
>>223916508im with you brothereat the rich
audreyposter come back dont be dead
>>223916558Imagine the sloppy toooyUooooh
>>223916564Could come live with me? xSorry, I live in a grim Northern shithole x
I can TOUCH you now xI said fucking BOW x
>>223916571insane
>>223916571green
new phoebe bridgers album is boringsounds exactly the same as the last album, dont know how it took her 6 yearsgrow up girl
>>223916571Tally hall songWhos the brown pony And sexo blue pony
>>223916545Good night. Sleep is more important than food.
>>223916576Please be in Omaha
>>223916559no ones talking about throwing babies out of the window matethe babes will be beneficiaries of the new fairer society (as long as they contribute, or we do throw them out)
I could be gordon brown
um
>>223916413that's a manlook at those hands
>>223916532Shit, I'm sorry. Poor lad. Some people get properly fucked over by this thing we call life
>>223916508>>223916567cuhringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W84RY7F50Sg
Have you heard? The french have executed their own King!
>>223916591>Tally hallThat's MIKA you asdan
Used to shag my Stretch Armstrong
I hate B corporation I hate B corporation Sir we have you surrounded come out with your hands up and join us by eating chocolate milk made from nuts, wine from strawberries
spent 4 hours of my life on brit today and i hate you all let me leave
>>223916545CORRRRRRRRR GYALDEMnight lad x
>>223916625let me into your housei can be trusted around nuts and strawberries
>>223916629been on since 7am
>>223916621I still do
What is "being green"?I miss her
>>223916610his life was a proper rollercoaster but i like to think that he enjoyed most of it, and that i helped ease his sufferingRIP my old mate
I've wasted my life
I find Sabrina sexy
>>223916638what a loser lmaoomg thats sooooo sadget a life lol
been here since 1:47
>>223916534tell me what to do keeping in mind i dont have rich relatives to pay my rent and bills for me without ever having to work
>>223916649kek this is me nigga
Screaming
>>223916649you've wasted your life SO FARthere's plenty of life left to waste
>>223916655Massa got me shittin
been here since 2014
>>223916651honk honkhubba hubba
>>223916658Just saying but I lied about that because I thought it was comically evilShe paid first month rent now I'm paying itBut you absolutely need to get out your parents house, no offence but every post you make about living there you seem miserable
>>223916664you little poo screamer
they say I did a poo... in the thread?
>>223916413she has to be joking with this for fuck sakehttps://www.tiktok.com/@rubygranger8/video/7670260218634210582?lang=enRuby's daily breakfast>Normal white toast>Avocado>Lime juice>Smoked sea salt>Garlic powder>Marinated artichokes>Olive oil>Kimchi on the side
>>223916660>>223916664>>223916661
>now I'm paying it
>>223916672that you jason
>I miss her>RIP my old mate>I've wasted my life>what a loser>i dont have rich relatives to pay my rent>me shittin>been here since 2014>you seem miserable
>>223916679No eggs? Yogurt? Not a real breakfast.
no i'm paying it with the approx £1000 in tax and NI i pay each and every fucking month while i can't afford to have a life of my own
you ever watch a movie or play a video game like 10 years later and be like wtf mate this is absolutely garbage
might av a Ann frank
>>223916679vegan women are fucking mental
rubymong back?
Jason
Somewhat true...
aka a Thomas the tank
>>223916679gwtd
Jason Bond
Surely it's dodgier to say you're going to have an Ann Frank rather than a wankCoppers going to hear that and go "hang on"Wanking isn't even illegal surelyCockneys didn't think this through
fuck you and go to hell
>>223916685i think about her every day at this point
Never had yoghurt for breakfast except when holidaying in a poor country
For me it's the blight
>>223916698only for games I played when I was quite young. everything else seems how I remembered
>>223916720Love this little autistic so much breh
>>223916701its a mental health condition
>>223916621slut
Jason R. DayThe R stands for Ridonkulous
How old is she anyway?
Tried to buy some alcohol yesterday at a big supermarket and the shop "denied me service" for having an open can of beer. Might go outside the shop tomorrow and set myself on fire
anyone I make friends with abandons me in the endoh well
>>223916741wote
was watching gay porn and one of the gay porn actors said he was loving the gay sex so much but i was like well i dont love gay sex but i love gay porn. so
>>223916753For me it's the opposite and I end up ghosting everyone
>>223916751not allowed to start fires mateburnham's emergency alert
>>223916723cokneys are full of jews in them days too so its out of bloody order or as they say slaughter short for kike slaughter meaning out of order
>>223916679her farts must be boufin
>>223916720is she autistic or is it just a larpshes getting railed every night right
>>22391674626
>>223916755hate when the faggots in my gay porn say something gay and make me uncomfortableput the cock back in your gob, pedro!
Oh dear me. Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have, in what was a most ghastly and undignified scene, pooed all over myself. Oh, this won't do at all.Lucy, darling, I require your assistance in the drawing room. Oh yes, it's quite urgent, my dear.
>>223916751You sound like a right fucking tramp, who cuts about a shop with an open can of beer
>>223916759Just jokes but what's that alert thing
why is he telling himself goodnight on 4chan
>>223916769i know he was talking about the gay sex and i was like well i dont really like gay sex but i love gay porn so its different
>>22391676626 years old and still making videos like this
>>223916766Rlly? Too old for me then.
Rorke crying tears of joy after Leftypol did his makeup for the first time and made him look like a beautiful girl
>>223916773Forgot to mention that I had bought the beers from the same store about an hour earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
>>223916784bottom right image is peng
sir ruby bones
>>223916751absolute madlad you can't go in with an open beerwhat kind of example does that set for the young uns?behave yourself
>>223916792for me it's top right
hate living here but cant move out
>>223916788that's exeter cathedral behind thme
>>223916571BDP pinkie identity disturbance shock scare...
>>223916796what if you open a beer inside
>>223916805oh stop moaning you bitch
>>223916805sex slavery is it?
>>223916787that doesn't mean you can drink them in there lol it's not a pubyou can't smoke their cigs in there either just so you knowor use their bogroll to wipe your arse
>>223916784Don't like this genre of zoomers that are obsessed with Charles Dickens and Harry Potter aesthetics.They're all gaylords.
how to romanticise /brit/posting
Talked to a random black woman yesterday and she was life live loving it but just a note for future the mood went down when I got her best friend involved So if you hit on someone don't talk to their bestie who's there just letting it happen
>>223916784I really must get around to impregnating her and giving her a new purposeShe can move on to mummy blogging or whatever
>>223916809Hate smoking
is it comfy being an autistic freak spamming the same images every day nobody else cares about or is it a horrific mental prison you can never escape from that ruins the only life you will ever have
>>223916758Hi Euan
>>223916813fuck off
who is he talking to
>>223916810what do you think?NUTTERyou're not liam gallagher
>>223916771jolly good post this
>>223916822
>>223916822imagine /brit/ is like the modern version of the 19th century Viennese coffee house, where the leading philosophers and intellectuals of the age would meet
>>223916831you shut up then
>>223916796Yeah the young uns are certainly looking up to me as a role model Maybe if it's some bad kid with no dad
Should be able to drink anywhere I want
>>223916622VorpRARA
>>223916830Not me mate
>>223916839fuck up cunt
>>223916788Snizzlers
should be able to drink outside a kiddies playpark or a school if i want to
i watch gay porn for the outfits
drunk guy outside going UGHH UGHH UGHH
explaining to the exerter cathedral bouncers that the can of beer may be open but its currently empty as I sit in the front pew gormless
>>223916840kids look up to all adultsmonkey see monkey do innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZrcTh2-uvQ
>>223916837>not a single poo screaming/poo howling/poo roaring/poo wailing/poo smirking/poo whistling/poo smearinginauthentic
honestly impressive that you can piss yourself off
dont reply to me again
>>223916866There is a black guy, not drunk just insane, that does that near me
Bill Billson also known as Willy Williamson
>>223916868They've started hiring those weird blacks and wogs you see doing security in sainsburys
just pissed myself off
fuck off
the fabled seafood gf
Rorke going about London dressed as a women so he can catch migrants raping him on camera and post them on twitter
Gay sex with britanys
>>223916893the "nigga"
>>223916647F
>>223916874Nah I'm a weirdo. A freak
>>223916883or what? you'll take the (You) and cherish it? ok here's another one >>223916880 and another one >>223916880you're loving this aren't you
>>223916903scream
>>223916902love watching them eat centipedes and shit on youtube
elliott smithone of the greatest songwriters of all time!
moron
>On Troons and Pooing
>>223916914shit i replied to wrong bloke a bit thereneed a (You) refund from >>223916880
I like to think that in 40 years or so i will be the same as I am today. I have flaws for sure but I enjoy the way I am. I need some improvements in some areas but we all do.
not happening cunt
rorke going to brighton dressed as himself to catch gayraper
Just wiped my ass and there was blood on the tp
>>223916826Lung cancer ain't worth the aesthetics
he really is such a freak
who are you talking to
>>223916940Send these updates to your doctor not us
whenever i go sainsbury the guards are usually hyper aggressive ns vigilant then you go tesco and its like some 4ft tall mixed race midget female just stood there on her phone giving no shits what so ever
>>223916940was it bright red or dark red?bright red means it's from your bumhole and that's okayif it's dark red it's coagulated a bit which means it's from inside and possibly a problem
>>223916946Are you a girl
the person who asked for a (You) refund
>>223916951uhhh
>>223916951where's camiix08
>>223916955how can I tell
>>223916954The big asda has a nigger security guard but none of the shops in my town have guards because it's middle class and white
>>223916973dont fucking say that word
doo doo doo
think mum's passed out on the toilet again
Just imagined a massive black willy flying over the British isles like a German bomber dropping semen bombs all over major cities and countryside
>>223916942Doesn't even look cool. Seems like today people are forced to get piercings and dye their hair and get tattoos to express them selves or else they are too afraid to be themselves. You don't have to do any of that to be your self but these subcultures might be the only place that can accept you for who you are and they peer pressure you or gatekeep until you conform to their beliefs.
The most talked-about video in Japan right now (yesterday's events)https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2088257510532866049/vid/avc1/720x1280/NqceSlaLGW5ZYGKx.mp4
i'd empty my bollocks inside katie any day of the week
>>223916971what do you mean?look at it
>>223916982seek help
>>223916977What word I just said loads
>>223916986You'll do nothing
dodadodadodadoda
is it a good or bad thing if the fit shop worker is working and the 2nd time she sees you is drunk talking to her colleague about some random shop question, and near the beginning of the conversation you look at and noticed her or is it over? or does it not matter, especially if they are going to see you now and then forever anyway
>
>>223916988but its on white papers so how can i tell
run out of drugs before finishing the booze. problematic.
>>223916973you know what if i were a darker skinned gentlesir who occasionally forgot to purchase a select few items id purposely target those nicer areas as oliver and olivia in waitrose aint gon do shiet
nah he's right, the n word isn't funny or cool or helps make people dislike black peopleit just makes people uncomfortable for no good reason and makes you look childish
>>223916995yea that's the predicament, she roped, she's nobody's lass now.
>>223917025s
Gonna smoke a big fat Marlboro 100 cigarette
>>223917028Bet she's still a bit warm
>>223917019Put the remainder in your cupboard to have things in there :)If you can't do that then maybe buy a cider to put in there too so you have something on a hot day or last if you drink everything else and still can't
>>223917040>>223917040>>223917040
>>223917009are you high or just Indian
hate my life and want to die
>>223917028if you roped i'd clap
why does he do it
>>223917028scum
>>223916679that avocado was rank
