right okay we're in the newwhat a relief to be away from that lot in the last thread
doomed to self-sabotage my life at every turn
>>223917040This is fucked and creates the ability to say those kids will grow up to be fucked in their head with that role model. Maybe it doesn't work without the gay outfit or perhaps that is because being a stay at home dad is gay
>>223917046nah come onnahhhchin up
>>223917060ktimn (kek this is me nigga)
(8) Hate my life and I wanna die, cuz I ain't got no IPhone (8)
>>223917040this could've been me and katie.
this is the moping crybaby cunt o'clocks saars. lets do this!
Going ti tell this guy that his 70€ debt is forgiven.
Whereas being a stay at home dad normally is shameful on you famiry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN7Fez5LQgI
i am profoundly mentally ill
>>223917069why do you do this
so why dont the niglets target the wealthy areas as theres going to be more relax jn terms of security hell, those rich white people would probably offer to buy you shit instead of having to steal "oh look honey, the poor thing must be starving" as they put 4 bottles of blue wkd in their baggyass jeans
im a normal happy bloke with a wife and kids
https://youtu.be/cwN3kPWa0xI?si=ZpjJWF6k2rrt2Ku0
Business idea: prestige drama series about The Troubles as seen through the eyes of a young female Irish-American journalist
>>223917044No but why? And I don't know how it works when it's in a job setting (where 1 person is the customer)
good morning everylad and everybloke
>>223917096>Blue wkHello literal child from 2010
>>223917083i'm not the one who brought her up.
can't believe people even want iphonesi had one and it was utter shiteoverpriced, planned obsolescence, slave-built, trashmy £150 nokia x10 is better, no joke
Got the Miles Davis on
>>223917111not morning at all
>>223917081Might message her on instagram about all the fans she has here. She might even make a video in /brit/
why did the upper class sell the country out to the yids and fill the towns with wogs
>>223917117you sound poor
>>223917124well it is
WHATSA MATTA YOU(HEY)GOTTA NO RESPEK
theyll tell you being a housedad is acceptable but at the same time tell you that youre a loser for not supporting your family financially those jews, theyre always at it...grr
>>223917117Muh slaveryPrice and planned obsolescence is the same problem btw
>>223917124its morning somewhere in the world hah!
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
going bed bye.
kip looms gyaldem
>>223917117Absolute lies
what car do I buy in 2026
>>223917143x
looking forward to a great productive day of contributing to society and improving our local community fuck yes #bloke
>>223917143Good night<3
>>223917158#goycattle>>223917139well, thats one way to fix the birth rate crisis
Answer the question
>>223917150you need to get yourself a real girlfriend son!
>>223917132just got more sense than money, unlike the iphone fanboys pissing away £500+ every two years on the new shiny trinket status symbolmaybe iphone users think i'm poori think iphone users are stupidwhich is worse?
>>223917169povvo cope
>>223917169Iphones can last for years dummy
>>223917169500 for a nee iPhone loltry 1500
>>223917153dono
Imagining my mum taking a BBC
>>223917100lushometer off the scale
>>2239171531980 skoda 120
>>223917182you need help
>>223917143
£1000 for any phone is crazy. That's an actual good computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
>>223917153the thing here is lad it is entirely possible in 2026 if you have the funds, to have a solar panel system and a charge setup at home that means you literally don't have to pay to fill up your car. the sun fills your car. that should be your starting goal cos you're a fucking mong if you can afford to do that and don't. and if it's not possible then work down from there.
still have a samsung s20 from like 10 years agojust use it for whatsapp and talking to familywhat more do i need
>>223917182Spaino mate
don't need a car megot a bus stop practically on my doorstep and live 10 minutes from the train station which can take me all over the country
>>223917040Women place themselves in harm's way when they're allowed to lead. Can't be arsed if they get attacked by a guy in the restroom or by a Muslim gang.
>>223917120based used to love listening to flamenco sketcehs on my cycling trips into the countryside. gave him a listen to again for the first time in ages last week>>223917166am too mental
>>223917178i wouldn't know but yeah, it's like buying overpriced jewelleryit's what a dumb woman does, because she saw an advert in a "fashion" magazine that's 100% advertsbrainless NPC behaviour
>>223917210Yeah but if you're white you should get a car. Public transport is for nonwhites
>>223917211blacks you up the arse
>>223917196not in 2026 materam alone is like 1000 these days, nevermind a gpu
>>223917210saw a bloke trying to fit a wardrobe onto a train at clapham once. didn't fit. he needed a vehicle.
>>223917182you should tell her about your fantasy, i bet she'll love to hear all about it
>>223917206Nothing. Just don't cry about iphones. If you think they are unnecessary and expensive then you are not the target audience. These little devices keep us connected today through social media and the likes and the photographs we take on them of our selves and our friends and family will remind us of memorable days.
>>223917227s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4u0jamJt4
getting bumblacked
>>223917177maybe they stopped remotely bricking them to get their consumers to consume more of their producti heard the eu had to make rules about it because they were taking the pissapple thinks their customers are retarded and they're right
itty bitty titties and a bob
>>223917129Many upper class Anglos fell for the communist meme during the 1930s and 40s, and were working as agents of Russia before getting caught. During the 1970s they expelled Anglo men of virtue like Enoch Powell from their ranks, as many of them were badly compromised by being pedophiles like Heath.
elbow dropping my feeble 687 year old uncle into the shadow realm
>>223917229Don't need a GPU and never did. All GPU does is let you get a worse CPU or higher FPS (more like playing games on high settings, which you don't need). The fact that now they took RAM away is crazy. Infact you don't need a computer at all. I'm not getting a new computer, I actually hate themPretty sure thennews said that ram for 2027 is sold out. That doesn't make any sense. Just make more
>>223917226they tend to behave themselves here
social media isnt social though is itsocial is sitting in a busy pub with friends and letting in to everyone in the building
>>223917227that's all you can think of failed junkie faggot
>>223917267You sound like a moron
>>223917163>goycattlei've been using the term employim lately
It was fine and then they said no we need to take RAM away too because fun isn't allowed
>>223917236nobody's crying about iphones, just calling them and their users out for being ridiculousthese little devices do nothing an android phone can't do, they do it worse, and they cost 10x the amount because of the brandit's like paying £500 for trainers because they have a special nike swooshmore money than sense
>>223917277youre arse has been blacked off you pop sunshine
Genuinely a non 0% chance my mum's taken a BBC. Her and my dad have been together since they were teenagers but they were "on a break" when she left for London when she was 18. Could have gotten up to anything when she was down there!
>>223917289You've never had an iPhone
>>223917081christian brothers mogs
>>223917267>Just make moremist retarded thing ive read all day, on every level, retarded
>>223917283People that buy a bad CPU and good GPU were always morons and were doing it wrong but I didn't care what they do
>>223917293You're needing executed
who needs a phone anyways, we did fine without them for thousands of years
been single long enough that i started fucking my own arse with a vibrator from time to time and to be quite honest i don't get why everyone doesn't give it a whirl cos it feels quite good
>>223917290Eat another pill and do your Heath Ledger impression waste man
>>223917313You're mentally ill
>>223917313download grindr and get blacked, it changed my life.
peta grifing
>>223917313Got a nice plastic BBC to sit on myself. Not gay in the slightest but if I'm going to stretch out my arse may as well go for the best
>>223917297i had an iphone 4S (given to me as a gift)it was okay, but not as good as my current android phone, and after a year it literally just stopped working because of updates designed to make me buy another oneyou don't need half a brain to know that getting on the iphone consumer treadmill is just silliness
Absolute state of this thread
>>223917323this negative energy isnt good for anyone mate come on
have a pc at work, dont want one at home, takes up too much space and they give off massive autistic virgin vibes in homes
>>223917303Sorry, we ran out of sand. There is a sandwich shortage so weve run out of sand and can't make more. There is (was) just a finite number of RAM in 2027This is what happens when normies get involved btw. The corporation is no longer actually useful and people with money are having to barter with them just to spend their moneyAnd ofc you spend £200-700 on Nike trainers instead of getting no name brand trainers. They are better quality>Everything android does but worseActually they do everything android phones do but better
>>223917348You sound moronic
>>223917334Haha I see now
>>223917347you dropping out again like you did from life?
>>223917290>>223917323the irreverent aussie wisecracker vs the dour humourless yank
>>223917308what is she doing
>>223917348you are a waste of oxygen
My trusty Galaxy A17 has never let me down
gyaldem telling chat she's christian and she thinks that's why she's so happybless her x
Square sausage in a roll is a really good breakfast sarnie tbf
Anyone here went from incel to bender? Genuinely only ever been attracted to women (and trannies) but can't help but wonder if bent sex is better than no sex?>>223917326How easy is it to find a BBC willing to fuck a rather ugly white man?
clocking in for /brit/ night shift
>>223917308Me on the left >>223917332Kys
>>223917362You're a fucking odd cunt
>>223917350oh my god shut the fuck up you snivelling rodent
>>223917363can you get that where you are?
>>223917362you are a natural born slave
>>223917365Grow up ffs
>>223917363Prefer links me, like sucking on one like it's a BBC before I eat mine heheh
>>223917362you are unwell
>>223917350>you spend £200-700 on Nike trainers instead of getting no name brand trainers. They are better qualitymoronic statementi've got a bridge to sell youhow many peripheral adapters have apple got you to buy just to make your iphone do what normal phones do right out of the box?
>>223917366corr doggingtonsteinberg lookin' like benicio del toro
>>223917377yeah course>>223917384you are unwell
>>223917350>normiesNormies have been involved in that since the beginning. Normies invented it. Normies have been making it. Normies own it. Normies sell and buy it.
>>223917354
>>223917356Referencing bbc makes you look pathetic and incelic
>>223917384You're needing combusted
>>223917373So you're not saying why the things that I said are moronic to you despite that my opinions are correct
>>223917370>>223917373>>223917380>>223917381>>223917387right calm down
>>223917362whats actually wrong with youdo you have some sort of mental health issue or learning disability?youre not normal, even by brit standards
>>223917400kill yourself
>>223917308kai and speed ahh vibehttps://x.com/arachno_mania/status/2086939643485061559
those £700 trainers cost like £6 to makenike's marketing team have absolutely done you up like a kipper
>>223917396nice. it hits the spot on a cold morning
Andorid sucks. Just get an iphone. Gn.
>>223917408Reported You're not welcome here liberal
Thread's sufficiently fast and mentally ill which is nice
>>223917362I don't get it.
>>223917416
>>223917404>my opinions are correctmindless apple drone doesn't know the difference between opinion and factwhat a surprise
the way we like it
my lifemovie
real schizo hours
>>223917308me on the right
>>223917446You should be ashamed of posting this
>>223917436you don't take direction very well
>>223917398>>normies>Normies have been involved in that since the beginningSure was always £1000 for a phone or RAM or GPU, and 85 IQ JF normies from JF countries on the internet posting about black dicks. But normies were always on the internet doing that it's always been bad because normies have always been doing it
>>223917458there he is
(8) Kiss me beneath the milky twilightLead me out on the moonlit floorLift your open hand, strike up the bandAnd make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparklingSo kiss me (8)
i identify as a woman with a penis and i will undress naked in a woman's changing rooms
>>223917456fucking hell mate lighten up
>>223917471UM x
>>223917444
>>223917474someone should run a blade though you bitch
testing
>>223917437Two people posting their opinions at each otheriPhones are better though and >>223917419It's just marketing. Not just that but it's the way things are, or were. Since they started costing more and the company spending their money in other ways they have started removing earphone ports and making standardised USB ports
>>223917446>>223917467>>223917488You should be hung upside down by your bollocks and sawn in half from cock to skull with a rusty saw
>>223917370>>223917380>>223917387>>223917415undiagnosed adhd, but my autistic mate thinks I'm on the spectrum. we have similar weeb tastes, he felt I was one of the only kids who "got" him and I'm an archiver. but I get along well enough socially with my peers and can read peoples emotions. so I don't think I'm autistic>>223917430its a happy post, I enjoy seeing God do good things in peoples lives. especially people I like x
what happened that led to all these lads being obsessed with black willards
>>223917485>though you
>>223917467Feel sorry for you and you got raped by da joos Also you're welcome even though I could fix you
>>223917499s
>>223917499brad abe's odyssey
>>223917471
toby
>>223917505I don't remember asking for your support in anything come to think of it. Good job though 85 IQ idiot
>>223917499You should die. You fuck with the wrong person on the street he'll end your faggot life
been discombobulated by black bbcs
I've strategically only been watching films with handsome black actors with my sister as well as listening to rap music with her.It's my dream for her to take a BBC and for me to watch
>>223917526shriek
why is it called willard instead of willy
>>223917530You should be in a tiny cell
>>223917525
Fuck with [wrong person (me)] not on the internet but in real life he'll (I'll) end you
>>223917492maybe iphones are better in some ways that i'm not aware of, i'll admit i'm not an expert because i don't use them or read about themthe fact remains, i spent £150 on a phone in 2022, and it still does literally everything i want it to dohow much have iphone users spent on phones in the last 4 years?if it's more than £150 then i win
a honkin jobbie
>>223917525You'll do nothing you fat gimp
You talk about poo and shit and bbc here. You deserve to get raped and made to grovel before Muslims. That's what you'll do, curtsy and bow and apologize to Muslim men and then come here and get lippy. Worthless lot of shit that's getting replaced. Piss off
>>223917525dont get brave id batter any yank mutants head off
>>223917541That's cute actually >>223917548Well yeah he's 100000000 miles away genius
>>223917506Right wing people talk about BBCs far more than any leftist or "jobs". Conservatives are utterly obsessed with fucking and BBCs
>>223917550youwilldoNOTHING!!!!!!!!!
What’s your limit?
>>223917550least mentally stable poster
>>2239175614
>>223917539Crazy but they probably exist. Like the ones crying about black women with white men (lol), and if blacks that cry because IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME exist they are probably crying about a white fat bitch more likely that anything else
Speaking of poo, the one I've just done is at least twice as long as my erect penis
>>223917566nonce cunt
>>2239175617
no one:yanks:yall fags get blacked by muslims bbcs
>>223917574shit shriek
>zoomer posts something that exceeds 20 words>'anyway, sorry for yapping'SHUT UPSHUT THE FUCK UPWHO HAS PSY-OPPED OUR NEXT GENERATION INTO FEELING AWKWARD AND APOLOGISING FOR ACTUALLY HAVING SOMETHING TO SAY?
>>223917573hi
>>223917559Mmhm sure right. Shame I don't care
>>223917584um... hi?
>>223917591Bye
>>223917582@grok summarise this boring ahh post
>>2239175613 or 4 are the perfect sizeanything more is obese and hamplanet mam the harpoons tier
why are y'all so cray
>>223917564There's a bloke starving himself to look like a deer lol I'm very stable compared with this lot. There's a brit flag who spams feces eating gay porn. What's wrong with your country? Fucking weirdos
>>223917324you are repressed
>>223917596give this man a true
>>223917561All built for one thing and one thing only. Can you guess what it is?
>>223917589b-bye..
you yanks shouldn't have messed with are bruce, he's knocking you all over the shop now
>>223917561N/A
>>223917561have partaken in every stage from 1 to 5 but would go no higher
>>2239175613
>>223917561i'm not fussy as long as she's got a good heart but 6 and 7 are a bit extreme
>>223917598you just dont GET it little bro
6 7
Reported for impersonating staff, so I guess I am impersonating staff. Otherwise I am staff if you think about it
>>223917618how's she coping in this heat then
>>223917605get back here
>>223917618jesus fucking christ
>>223917626You don't know me
>>223917598yo cody this bloke is posting some super freaky shiznit
>>223917631Dogshit post. Be more funny like the Australian
>>223917648My name is Cody Chong-Barrera
>>223917651ooo is he your boyfriend
>>223917657yeah they can have her
made my drink too strong waheeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>223917618shed actually be quite pretty if she were thinshame about everything below the neck lol
tapeworm poo
>>223917550This is what happens when normies get a hold of something
>>223917629LOL
>>223917629
cody dude coach bleederbloweder said you're off the team if you keep being a jerk in math class
quick reminder that on /bant/ you can filter individual usersdo with this information as you will
>>223917647i dont WANT to know you buddy
>>223917640*gets angry*
Crazy how the thread is better without him. Because he's not posting for a little meltdown and only making those posts, the thread is better. Kill yourself
Rorke imagining within himself the rudiments of the German ideal of company commander
>>223917618engineering W
>>223917707bizarre post
>>223917686Reminder that all he does is go through a list of dogshit gimmicks, none of which get any positive feedback, nor do they contribute positively to the thread, to boost thread activity, but has chased away any normal people which makes them need him more. I guess it was helpful to make the place not worth using like the Jews so anything fun, because he's a Jew boy nonwhite
you'll never be toby
>>223917694would you please stop telling people to kill themselvesits just too heckin rude!
heatherfungus
>>223917677Mr Funsterberg is a dork nerd tho lol
>>223917716Toby >.<
dire straits
I am forgotten
>>223917728he looks like an elder scrolls npc
The parasite should literally kill himself in real life. Slit open your wrists in a warm bath faggot kys
>>223917714did you really need to go full "its da jooz" though?
Fast thread for 3am but insanely mentally ill if we're being honest
>>223917728A buck too zesty for this world…
>>223917728Cofnas about to experience the whirlwind
JULIETWHEN WE MADE LOVE YOU USED TO CRYI LOVE YOU LIKE THE STARS ABOVEI LOVE YOU TILL I DIETHERE'S A PLACE FOR USWHEN YA GONNA REALIZE SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
>>223917728my nan has her hair like that
Da joos
>>223917728how smelly and crusty do you think his dreads were
>>223917737Seems heathermong is here
The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself." -Saint Augustine
theoretically a rasta could use their dreads as a noose
I've been working on a little script based off a really funny post all day
Blood on YOUR hands, /brit/
>>223917753what happens when sean goes full scale
>>223917744I fucking love Mark Knopfler bros
>>223917753umpops creatures
>>223917761OUT, DAMNED SPOT!
>>223917744A lad from here put me on that song in days of yore when we had /Brit/ chatrooms
>>223917773
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0WPzFnZkZmI
honestly thoughsomeone posts some random piece of news or geopolitical idea and theres always that one guy who replies "jews"legitimate mental illness everywhere they look, hear, smell, reel, its the jews...
I bought 5 cans of Stella for £5 yesterday while I was drunk
>>223917779
>>223917788yeah alri shlomo
>>223917788Want a Jewish gf. Simple as.
>>223917791bargainquid a canyou can spend £5 on one pint of stella in a pub these days
>>223917788>everywhere they look, hear, smell, reel, its the jews...Really makes u think...Also god I love being white
saw some beer kegs in tesco earlier 170 quid for a tiny kegmental
just came back, you guys still talking about phones and bbc?
>>223917779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XolnIALtkQ&list=RD2XolnIALtkQ&start_radio=1
>>223917804You can get 4 cans for £5 the absolute cheapest beer before the old Tesco brand cans lmao So I'm going to drink these as fast as I can while I have a buzz from that benadryl and alcohol
I invented those gimmicks btw
>>223917815feel bad for laughing at this
>>223917817s
jason arday dead
>>223917742kek was finkin' diss erlier. watched a few interviews of his
TOBUSCUS
for me its ice cold tyski
Stoned out me fucking gourd at 3amThese carts are really moreish
ive got a poo to sell you
im na go sky
Literally shaking and twitching, falling over all the time from the benadryl but I'm waiting for some days to pass before finishing off my yearly benadryl abuse (we are so back)>>223917825And they're ALL dogshit. Just quantity and going through them all day, going to the BBC and trannies most of the time recently because that's all that gets you your attention
>>223917825you invented antisemitism?
never watched the terminator films
nugget biscuit nugget ina biscuit
>>223917821get em down you ladi've got 3 fosters but loads of cocodamol as wellmight be a good night, might end up puking blood againonly time will tell
make it a very jewish thread
gay pornpoo
>>223917846battyman e go hell
>>223917855
>>223917847>>223917848Not those ones no sorry
>>223917791couldnt pay me to drink stellaespecially not can
>>223917858Don't drink and take cocodamolIf you have pain take ibuprofen unless you have stomach issues. Otherwise you're literally committing suicide
>>223917847is benadryl the one that makes you see spiders
>>223917849samenever any of the marvel films either
>>223917849not denigrating you as a person that you haven't but you shouldthey are, to borrow a term, kino
>>223917866fode
>>223917887>>223917887>>223917887
yes puking blood is a real good pass time for me tooarghjnnnaghhhhahgghhhh*passes out*
>>223917849the first two are fantastic get them watched asap>>223917872i'm not committing suicide i'm built differentjust 10 fosters and a few cocodamol here and theregot to be careful though because i had 20 30mg/500mg the other night after 2 bottles of wine and it royally fucked me upi did get a bit scared i was gonna die ngl
