I think I'm having a stroke edish
rorke having a strorke
bizarre collection of languages subedish
Almost time to Pokémon go go go outside and drink
just did magomago
what is your dream or goal in life?(serious unironic answers only)
get the bbws posted!
>>223920622keep living so that i can continue to lol at people who don't
>>223920622bbw gf
>>223920593Bbc pidgin edition:>Dey wuman-man him her steal de words go ack ack ded yeh
>>223920622Ger a bunch of 30-34 year olds pregnant and then die
>>223920622goals: have a kid, good work industrial production, live on a bigger farmstead with the missus and horse and catsdreams: produce music professionally, become a poet
>>223920622lad, i am 36
UPDATE: The search for Lily continues: the link below gives more detail but ANYONE who saw her on Wednesday or has information call Triple Zero (000) immediately. Can you help us find Lily? Lily, aged 18, was last seen in Oakdale on Wednesday, 13 August 2026. She was last seen wearing a shirt and shorts but its unknown what she was wearing for the hike. Police have been told she is an experienced bushwalker. Her car was found near the Bonnum Pic Walking Trail, in the Nattai National Park.A multiagency search continues. If you have information call Triple Zero (000)
>>223920622To get my toaster aquarium idea patented and on store shelves
>>223920672Not another one!
>>223920672if i found her i'm saying nothing
>>223920622Keep maxxing out my ISA so I can retire young and buy a fishing lake to spend my days at.
>>223920684They can't prove ownership anyway. Finder's keepers
Do NOT let this guy do your maths homework
>>223920672shared glasgow x
>>223920702thats not how you retiremaxx these days. investments are worth shit given that the world isn't going to make it past 2030-2050. to retiremaxx today you need to be locking down a cheap abode, find yourself an easy toil perhaps going to part time
>>223920570Welsh looks like R'lyehian
>>223920732alri
>>223920622Cute wife who loves me
>>223920641>>223920645>>223920702good on ya>>223920669hang in there, there's something you can look forward to i'm sure
Best thing you can do is withdraw from the workplace pension the moment your employer signs you up. You will never see that money, and it acts as a form of wage suppression as it masks growth to your inflationary pay changes every April.
Might have a shwank
>>223920790corr id let her drain all my blood out through my willy until i was a raisin
>>223920769toil freaks dont know any better but to bend over and be fucked my toilberg and governmentberg meanwhile NEET chads fuck governmentberg and laugh at toilberg
shucking and jiving
helo
>>223920843Hiiiiii!
>>223920769 The claim of “wage suppression” is inaccurate. There is currently no evidence to support the claim that “pensions mask inflationary wage growth.”
ive been ziedied
i love bretons
>Best thing you can do is withdraw from the workplace pension the moment your employer signs you up. You will never see that money, and it acts as a form of wage suppression as it masks growth to your inflationary pay changes every April.
>>223920870t. jobless jim
Her as my mommy
>>223920622To survive and not end up killing my self due to poverty
gay sex with a woman's bum
>>223920879shut up mongboy here most decent companies match your contribution to your 401k
Only a spoonful!
Only a spoon full!
scratching my ballsackscratching my scalpdoing the macarenadoing the hokey pokeydoing a line dancedoing a penis scroll on a touch-screen
Farage is literally being paid millions by billionaires in bribes and will literally be a cocksleeve for billionaires if he ever gets elected and will fuck this country for anyone below the middle class yet he’s literally the only choice to stop migrants decimating this country within ten years Grim, grim, GRIM
>>223920570just had a stroke myself and by that i mean a wnak
>>2239206222 kids with the trouble and strife, retire early and travel the world
>>223920862You know you're no better than indians when all you do is feed AI 4chan posts and repost the reply yeah?
>>223920769Pay up toilberg
>>223920971do not worry about that which you cannot control
ah yes all those businesses were begging, pleading the government to put in that law that forced them to match every employees pension contributionPLEASE!! PLEASE FORCE US TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS!!!
catberg is acting like he's gonna have a go at megonna leave him alone for a bit
>a wnak
Cowardly Daily Mail has disabled commentsBlood on their hands!
>>223920904kys nigger who's talking to you
>>223921005get catberg flayed alive and thrown to the goats
>>223920971If the animals vote for Farage, they deserve to be taken to the slaughter
I get an 8% match on my 401kwhat do you lads get
we shall engage in life as 'twas written in yhe bimble
>>223921009Yeah, the daily mail forced jason arday to kill himself for being outed as a fraud. lmfao leftymong you are absolutely demented mate
Finally
>>223921016we've got some sheep i suppose
>>223921022civil service mate. they chuck in 28%
>>223921030You animals kept hounding him and wouldn't stopIt's like you don't have lives of your own, you can only be happy by making other people miserable
sucking on some sheep wool
>>2239210225%I put in 10
>>223921009scream cheese
anyone with a brain can understand that the workplace pension scheme is wage suppression. This was only introduced a decade ago, not a single protest from any business about this radical law that forced them all to match employee pensions. And every time you go to request withdrawal from the pension, you get an HR meeting and a big presentation and pleading and begging you not to do it please dont do it bro please dont leave it its free money bro please just stay bro. Something isnt right here
>>223921009I know this is your first day on the internet so since his cause of death hasn't been confirmed it is standard for comments to be disabled on news websites
>>223921049Yeah how dare the media exposure a mentally ill liar that damaged the reputation of an esteemed university and stole academic work from others. Oh I suppose because he killed himself thats all okay now and we have to le bow our heads and say rest in peace. Fuck off you retard he was a fraud and he got found out.
>>223921067the essay of a complete coward you'll do fuck all about it except cry on 4chan you worthless cunt
wages have been stagnant since the 1970s
>>223921067probably because people who leave are retards who end up costing the state more in benefits when they're old and peniless
>>223921081vgp
>>223921080Rest in power*
>>223921080>>223921069Some of the greatest people in history have been whites but the worst people on the palet right now are also whitesPeople like yourselves need to be culled, you add no value to our society and you lack empathy
>>223921049The real villains of the piece are the academics who didn't want to challenge his outrageous bullshit because it didn't fit their agenda.
Water companies haven't built a single reservoir since privatisation and they decommissioned 30
>>223921036public sector pensions take the piss all needs closing and the money given to immies instead
The self hating whites need to be culled so the white race can be the best again
IRGC, Ansarallah and Hamas are the rebel alliance against the evil empire
>>223921067Businesses put their own interests aside to avoid a retirement savings crisis and instead tried to limit damage which is why they lobbied to keep it at 3%
>>223921089yeah mate HR are actually performing a public service by cheerleading so much to pay the employees pension, they're just concerned about the burden on the state (walks away and talks to someone else)
>>223921132think i'll trust deepseek before some random mong on /brit/
>>223921131You dont actually believe this do you? This is a sarcasm post isnt it? see >>223921132
>>22392111how can you simply decomission a reservoir without making or expanding oneis there water running all over the place when it rains there then or what
>>223921067What about us without a brain? Do we just get ignored and left in the dirt?
Goodbye, my king
How do you make a clickable button in excel or Google sheets so that when you click it something in the sheet changes or how do I do the same thing without buttons
>>223921132You're fighting shadows here mate, where is your evidence that every HR department fights tooth and nail to keep people enrolled in the workplace pension scheme>uhh it happened to me onceyour medal's in the postBusinesses raised lots of concerned about the increased administrative burden on them, they still complain that it impacts their bottom line. The government told them to fuck off, not much more to it than that
>>223921156physiognomy of literal baby. too innocent for this cruel world
think of the retirement savings crisis, said the Senior HR Manager.You have to force us to pay every employees pension, its a national ticking timebomb!
You people only feel bad because he's a BLACK MAN who was a liar and a fraud
>>223921130Everyone agrees, in my town we gather every week to burn US and Israeli flags
training the horsebergs
>>223921181Me on the left
>>223921162askjeeves broken?
>>223921177Feel bad because he didn't even do anything illegal and millions of people worldwide gunning for him, the entire media appartus of the country, both left and right wing
They were just innocent girls, innocent girls
Mateyboy thinks that businesses lobbied to introduce mandatory employer pension contributions. You cannot reason with braindead detritus like that
>>223921181zesty ass niggas wearin purses
>>223921200Because he's a liar and a fraud. When people pointed it out he called them racist. Because he was a liar and a fraud, not enough people were gunning at him
love me matched 7% contributionslove me high-growth investment strategylove me tax-free cash at retirementsimple as
Hot out
>>223921181niggas wearing weighted clothing like they goku
>>223921200>>223921177Basically, he quit and that should have been the end of it but they kept coming for him, he couldn't see it ending and they media and the right wing trolls wouldn't stop until they squeezed every last drop of blood out of him, so he took the only way out, he figured it would spare his family He died with more honour that the NEETs here who roll around in their own filth on a daily basis
imagine being born as a tarq with 50mil+ in index funds just passively earning like £200k a monthlife on LITERAL easy mode, no wonder they all get fucked up on drugs etc, never have to want for anything
>>223921168>where is your evidence that every HR department fights tooth and nail to keep people enrolled in the workplace pension schemeHappened multiple times in my working life so far. Instead of just ticking box and toilberg gleefully rubbing his hands knowing he won't need to pay an employees contribution every month, I get an email from HR or phone and a meeting is setup to discuss the matter. I get presentations, I've had emails with paragraphs all explaining DUDE ITS FREE MONEY JUST DONT DO IT DUDE!!!You are a mental retard if you think businesses are doing some sort of charity, or public service and life advice out of the kindness of their heart lmfao. Its much deeper than that, and you know it. It serves as a means to reduce inflationary pay rises every April when they report the HMRC last years turnover and earnings, and I think theres some reduction in tax going on too
>>223921181swede niggas love their ikea bags
I have 6k in savings, I get £25 a month from my savings account, would I be better off putting it in an ISA?
His plan was to lie until he got caught and then commit suicide Asmongold said that blacks can't think 10 minutes into the future. They live in the moment You're a white person waking up and crying about muh blappepo. Kys
>>223921220NOOOOOOOOOOYOU MUST PAY THE TAXSERIOUSLY BRO STOP ITBRO PLEASE OPT OUT OF YOUR PENSION, PLEASE PAY MORE TAX
>>223921208I'm mocking your retard theories that businesses are doing this out of the kindness of the their heart and explaining to employees why they have to pay their pensions, out of national duty lmao
>>223921240Yes, VWRP or VUAG will do youSet it and forget it
>Asmongold said
It's 8AM and you're posting on 4chan about BAMES
>>223921245The only animals more pathetic than Asmongold are those that watch and worship him
>>223921156He zesty
>>223921236>Happened multiple times in my working life so farSounds like there are adults who are looking out for your welfare. I bet they also told you when you had piss all down your trousers, just looking out for the DEI mongo hire they have to deal with.Just accept that you're a good goy who loves paying tax to big daddy Andy so he can pass it on to dole dossers and pensioners for another round the world cruise. I'll be sitting pretty on my piles of tax free investments
Toilmongs are up at 8am on Saturday, and... Having an argument about pensions Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep
gullible retard in here actually believes his toilberg loves him so dearly that he INSISTS on paying his pension
Follow your leader, LOL. Make the white race better and die
>>223921177She wasn't a man, she was roleplaying oneSociology isn't a science, it's roleplaying as a science Whole story is teeming garbage
>>223921240Listen to this lad >>223921255
>>223921275Ok I'll follow him and become the most loved man of all time.
Cray how the institutes let him in just be shse he's black. That's what they get! His credentials weren't real and his IQ was still 85!
>>223921271Life is going to hit you very hard when you realise you'll never see a penny in the years to come. Your coping is sourced from desperation, you think you're a trillionaire because a private company holds your pension lmao. You are never going to see that money, there will be pension fund raids in the near future. You're not as smart as you think you are little boy
>>223921290In the end she was the victim of black male violence.
>>223921272protestmong melty
>>223921303Damn xey even lied about they gender? Sheeeesh
VERY interesting how everyone in toil tells me to wipe my arse when I walk around the office with poo all down the back of my George chinos. You have to wonder what these people's agenda is. WHY don't they want me to walk around with a pooey arse? It's so transparent it's almost laughable. Yes my arse is caked in shit, what's it to you? What pray tell is the business case for me not having lumps of poo sat in the gusset of my Next boxers? STOP WIPING YOUR ARSE
Cumming and sticking my hips and dick up in the air to drip cum into my bladder, impregnating myself. I'm gonna have a poo baby to replace zim!
>>223921301Just put the fries in the bag lil broHere's a tip, can add it to the jar of pennies you've got stashed under your bunk bed, I hear you're close to £40 now
>>223921332Thats you done
>>223921316>Yes my arse is caked in shit, what's it to you? What pray tell is the business case for me not having lumps of poo sat in the gusset of my Next boxers?>STOP WIPING YOUR ARSEYes the BLACK MAN lied and cheated his way into a position, then killed himself. For some reason this is sad. Come on! He's a BLACK MAN! How does this affect YOU personally?
>he's resorted to irony zoomer larping
This is what you crave
>>223921290It's so true about that ok he defrauded people and book publishers
>>223921329She's munted but I still would Unlike every other Australian with the sexy accent that bitch is still BROWN
>>223921334All you've said is that HR is concerned for your wellbeing because you'd rather have your money taken by the government now in the form of income tax rather than possibly (0 evidence for it) have it taken down the line in the form of pension raids. Your game theory needs some work
>>223921342this is lipedema
Have like 2k in a pension in a job I had for a short while before I became a NEET that I can never touch and will probably forget about and not collect when I turn 70 Grim
>>223921357You can withdraw it now you'll just pay a penalty
>>223921255But isn't 4% instead on 10K only like £400?Doesn't really seem worth it
>>223921301>you think you're a trillionaire because a private company holds your pension lmaoUnless you're hiding cash under the mattress a private company holds your money too
>>223921342I crave an insanely fat ass autistic bit hMental she was worried about the wrong sphericalsNo way they are that retarded
please take your money back mr toilberg the 4chan lads have exposed your scam
>>223921345The lowest of the whites crave blood and and for their to be someone lower on the totem pole than themSorry, you're still not allowed into the club
I get it now I understand what they mean when they say they want to tear up some pussI'm like a wolf... Awoo...
>>223921372giz a tenner
lipedema is the poor man's bbw. get them shagged
>>223921362retard
>>223921364VWRP is up 23% in the last year. And in an ISA thats all tax free
>>223921381I want to join the club can I get an invite please
>>223921364
>>223921372is this your first year in employment? £60k kek pensionlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvnOH060Qg
>>223921351You do understand that HR are a department inside the business yeah? Are you seriously that naïve you think a business would dedicate time and resources in meeting convincing employees not to withdraw from the pension for vague political fortune telling like a retirement savings crisis, burden on the state, or your personal future security? Actually astonishing how braindead you are. HR's number one priority is to secure and maintain the business's interest. Thats why they deploy these tactics, they get very worried too about potentially being sued by the regulator if theres any suggestion they pushed an employee to withdraw too.
>>223921381It wasn't the scum class of whites exposing this guy this was the most middle class scandal around
>>223921401let's see your kosei nenkin then
catberg has settled down
>>223921372You will never be allowed to take this money out, so it might as well be £0. You'll never see this in your lifetime
>>223921383Oh no you turned into a furry at the final hurdle!
Why oh why was I so shortsighted. I've cheated the UK government (PBUH) out of all of this money. That could fund a boomer's state pension for 6 months
>>223921364Got two words for you ma niggaCompound interest
60k is fucking nothing anyway. If you stopped getting money tomorrow how long do you think that would last you? Id give it 4 months
lil bro actually thinks he's going to see his pensions
need a minimum of £500k to retire in sweden am fucked
don't know if i'll live to 59½ to collect my 401k. that is quite old isn't it
We're importing millions of africans and indians into the country every year, we will see a total economic collapse within 5-10 years. That pension is getting raided, son. And you know it.
>>223921411I can see why they get frustrated with you mongboy, they're simply telling you you're a fucking moron but you insist on walking around with poo down your trousers because you're an ebin "free thinker"The business has a legal obligation to you, HR is ensuring they're doing so
RIP Jason Arday
>>223921433It's amount money, it's amount power... You wouldn't get it And howling makes them BITCHES horny >>223921453No you have land 5 chickens = like 50K
>>223921458the state pension will definitely become means tested, absolutely unsustainable the way it isno matter how much you contribute to NI, if you've got over X amount of assets at retirement you can kiss goodbye to the state pension imo
>>223921458Best to pay that money to the government now then.It's your patriotic duty as an Englishman to give all of your wages to the government so we can get them in, get them housed and get them wanked
i can fly you can fly we can fly
>>2239213292009 babez
>>223921411You know it's entirely possible to top up your pension, take the business contributions and then just draw from it early only paying the taxWhy not just do that
Don't think this hasnt happened before either, pensionmongs. The Cypriot Government just stole peoples money in their savings accounts in 2013. When Britain turns into South Africa, your pensions WILL be stolen to pay for Pajeet and his 15 dependents.
Mad how many people think Luigi Mangione should get the death penalty and ardently defend Americans broken healthcare system.
>>223921471Ok!
Walked into HR on Friday and told them I didn't want to be paid a wage any moreYou should have seen their face, they were askance! They said what do you mean? I said just give it all to the government please - oh my god I was cracking up inside I barely held it togetherThey said are you sure? You don't want us to pay you anything? I said hmm why are you so desperate to pay me money? That's weird, you should have seen them sweat when I figured them out!
off to bed
>>223921362No I can’t
Post young trannies with big asses
yes HR slag you're correct my financial adviser is called heathermong and you can contact him by addressing mouldie in the /brit/ general on 4chan.org/int/ now take your money back
>>223921470Your salary sacrifice is going to go to the bames, mate. I didn't sacrifice, I lived my life. Jokes on you. Imagine the nationwide seething from pensionmongs when its announced that since the 2 million that came in from the boriswave have reached their indefinite leave to remain threshold of 10 years and since they're now allowed benefits, the burden on the state requires YOU to hand over the pension fund to pay for it. It will happen mate, you know it.
>>223921514got room for me?
>>223921526lol
>>223921470this, luxury mansions and 5 british roses for every somalian, it's their god given right
the demand for racism far exceeds supply
>>223921529You took all your money now and paid mountains of tax on it straight into the pocket of Mohammad, 16 (30)
>>223921547Theres nothing I can really do about that I'm not the chancellor. Point is though, whilst a percentage did go to that every month, you sacrificed a higher percentage thinking you were going to be a trillionaire boomer retiree, then suddenly the government raided it. All that hard work saving and working, gone.
>>2239214045 beat changes. Mad
can't wait until get rich, retire, and then rub it in the face of my kids that im spending my millions on luxury cruises and they won't see a single penny of it haha runtoids x
rorke reading simulacra and simulation and pretending he understands it
