Hull Maritime Museum edition
https://x.com/biroh_/status/2088283973633896645screaming
>>223924878how'd they get a boat in there
no luck catching them killers then?
>>223924912The same way you get a ship in a bottle
>he has an X accountbig yikes
How tall are you and how happy are you with that height?6 foot 1 (technically just under 6 foot 2 but I round it down)Yes
>>223924908are you though?are you screaming?is that what youre doing?screaming? yeah?that it?
>>2239249505'7Not happy
need to know about the small willy man's relationships
>>223924956done him
Good morning, /brit/.
>>223924912prefer not to say
I know a thing or two about a thing or two
I wear black nail polish, sometimes pink
>>223924950and *are you happy* I should have saidjust realised how monged I sound lol
how many positions do people normally do in 1 normal sex
>>223924971Are you not interested in mine? (8" x 6")
>>223925016dunno never had sex me 30 KHHV me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ksbJ-mbpYfreestyling on this beat
>>223925024yeah I guess you can tell me about that too
>>223925016My routine is usually foreplay, licking pussy, missionary, finishw doggy
>>223925016if you have a bbc you can do more positions
LOVE watching these "audit" videos going around cities and towns on friday/saturday nightbunch of coked up roidhead deanos had a few too many, get in a scrap and then get arrested, always hilarious
>>223924908Newcastle running scared Sunderland catching up with the little prick
>>223924971Have regular sex with a woman currently and it's very good and she seems like she enjoys it She's not really my gf but id like her to be
>>223924950178-179, if I do yoga and fix my interior pelvic tilt i might get to 180. Don't care much, it would be nice to be taller but it is what it is...>>2239250162-3 idk, sometimes one
>>2239249565'8"5'9" when i'm outside in my air forcesnot particularly happy
>>223925047worry about your own country Mr Tamagotchi
https://youtube.com/shorts/5tprAjdsX1I?si=t9fYOCLTSES3rnT3sc
>>223925065not very interesting got anything better?
Hokkaido Consadole conceded a goal but managed to get one back. Currently at 1-1 half time. Could go either way really this match. Niigata quite an offensive team but vulnerable on the counter.
>>223925081Screaming irl
>>223925099she pissed on me once
>I le thought Putin had finally pressed the nuclear button xDSo glad this happened on a Friday otherwise I'd have to spend all day hearing unoriginal cunts say this in the office
>>223925138
>>223925118fuck up you sweaty paedo gimp
now theres 2
>>223925138on purpose?
if you eat just 100 calories extra a day after 2 years you'd be 20 kg heavier
>>223925148Hilarious how easy it is to get the goy cattle whipped up into a rageDuring covid it was people who didn't mask up, then the unvaccinated, now if the most responsible person uses a disposable BBQ they're evilProper gormless malleable bunch of runts we are
>>223925152Fuck off piehead
>>223925165yeah
booting up burning crusade classic deeee ladscleaned my desk, got a coffee
>>223925148>Googles how to turn his face into a BBQ
>>223925188we don't like unequal treatment, if we suffer you suffer
yeah?
change my picturesmack my *radio edit* up
yes yes you're so much smarter than the masses despite having no real accomplishments or superior qualities yes
If you watch premierleaguesloppa instead of kino J-Leage you are a nonce and belong on /Britfeel/ it's really that simple
>>223925190why
>>223925233I've won like 15 arguments on /pol/ so
>>223925208grow up
pee stuff can be hot in the moment if you are talking dirty and all horny but just sitting there and saying let me pee on you is kind of weird
sacked tranny resorting to lazy bait again is he
>>223925190do tell
>>223925218Shropshire could easily be Welsh Shrewsbury even has a Welsh language name, Amythig.
got an m&s pizza going in the oven
>>2239249506'3 its alri dont really feel tall until I meet someone taller than me and realise what its like for shorter people when they speak to me
>>223925246sorry i don't enjoy cricket or football hahabet you watch saturday morning kitchen too omds
DE BUM BLAST
>>223925244>>223925244well I retract my accusation and concede categorically
Weebs are going to HATE this!!!! Tomorrow: we tell them where katsu was ripped off from
Got nothing to do today Gone back to bedEvri might be coming later for me to score a deliveryI have become tim
>>223925274you need to grow up
the scran
>>223925255get him filtered
>>223925293would
>>223925292tell me the cricket scores lad i'm dying to know pleaaaaase
>>223925293woke beans
yes ive got sensitive teethno that doesnt stop me doing the things that i enjoylike eating out for dinnerlike eating ice creamlike drinking cold drinks on a warm day
>>223925290Katsu just refers to the cutlet. Katsu curry doesn't exist in Japan but for some reason katsu has become synonymous with Japanese curry in the UK.
couple of middle clarse homes burnt down so the government blasted out an emergency alert to everyone in the country
>>223925308bing bing wahoo nigger
>>223925293state of thse beansstate of those eggs
>>223925240>>223925256we were in the bath together and I went to go and have a wee and she said 'just do it in here I don't mind'so i had a piss and then she said 'my turn' and stood up and told me to lie down and I didthen she just pissed all over my stomach and then we shaggedwas so peng
>>223925279AI slop
>>223925290all their culture comes from china or the west
>cooked cherry tomatoesoh youve made a mess of that mate
glass of milk and a blueberry muffin down the 'atchit lush x
>>223925331it's real cody
it's funny when a girl chooses you over a taller guy, he can't fathom it
Japs are just thieves they aren't even ashamed of it but weeaboos get offended on their behalf
no fux given
My nofap is gone. I need to ipblock adult content again
>>223925329you pissed in the bath? you coated each other with your piss? why? that's revolting
>>223925377was peng as I said
sushi, tin of tuna, bowl of steamed rice, cheeky tiramisu, and iced caramel latte down the proverbial hatch
>>223925385what's peng about stewing in urine?
two chav runts were walking an unneutered pitbull and it was pulling so hard on its leash it looked like it could snap at any momentfucking hate these animals and whoever owns one should be lined up and shot
>>223925376how many days/weeks?
found out my boss is 48
>>223925354never been in a situation were a girl had a choice between me and someone else. I have had 2 girls want me at the same time, twice in fact. being desired by a woman is one of the best feelings on earth
>>223925329how big is your bathtub wtf
found out my knob is 4 cm
>>223925409I agree with you
>>223925361thought this was going to be plankton from the cartoon spongebob but it’s actually some boring bollocks
if i were an unneutered pitbull i would be wanking and cumming and horny and aggressive all the time corr
Right off out to a book shop to buy a book then I'll nip to my mates house to check on his catberg and give him some food and a fuss
>>223925414I'm 5 foot 5 and she's like 5 foot 2 and we're both very slim
got too many videos in my watch later playlist, i'm never going to get around to all of them
>>223925464two hobbits pissing on each other
>>223925464do you share clothes
got the wrong homer
dropped off a parcelpicked up a parceldid the food shopnow nothing to do all day until gfberg arrives
>>223925492roar
>>223925510rorke steaming like a kettle reading this post
I'd be OK if I could JUST have sex!!!
>>223925518i am rorke though
ngl, the NRP have aurahttps://xcancel.com/Angloxander/status/2088568051226562862https://xcancel.com/LadyOfTheSeaUK/status/2088312204537831812
12 years old British citizen went missing in Japan.
>>223925510buy some flower petals and scatter them from the front door to the sink
The reading guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lweO56S7K_o
>>223925499she wore one of my t shirts once but otherwise no
>>223925548hope this fat freak stays missing
wigan council have assassinated zoe bread
>>223925548Black haired people arent British
>>223925438
>>223925413is it nice
right well that's me mogged by a 12 year old girl
>>223925566Seinfeld is actually good 2bf but it's not a safe recommend to most people here
>>223925585dont think /brit/ should be talking about her really mate. she's more of a reddit based topic
homer j fong
>>223925438>>223925594the type of girl that would lick your arse clean and suck your testicles out your sack
>>223925585luv her
the goat
RORKE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!
>>223925600the new gen alphas are quite tall indeed
>>223925644the oj tranny.horrible mutilated yank nob though
ar my days
that's a man
>>223925633t. ball knower
>>223925637wonder if shes fit
>>223925646yanks love this bollocks
>>223925647milli vanilli
>>223925646even though I'm not handsome I objectively look more like cavill out of the three so it makes me feel tangentially handsome to see this image
I shat myself todayTo see if I still feelI focus on the smellThe only thing that's real
>>223925694Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat on the Nintendo Gamecube with the Bongos controller ok
>>223925694man she looked rough in the last years, what a shame
imagine jasons final moments its devastating
>>223925646Henry Cavill is not particularly French or NormanMuch more Scottish
nothing like a hot cuppa to cool you down on a day like today
>>223925188Ironically I'm a contrarian who likes lecturing people on the erosion of Englishmen's liberties, so even as someone who has always detested disposable barbecues and the lack of consideration their purchasers generally have for the environment, I've now swung back in favour of them just to piss off the majority of human cattle
might play some videogames
hello nice monke
>>223925718Maybe he died of old age Lied about everything else so he could've been in his 80s
operation convince gfberg to suck my knob is a go
>>223925681probably nother voice is fit though
>>223925718i wonder if his wife and kids found him spazzing out on the floor with foam coming out of his mouthimagine the terrorimagine the screamsdevastating but thats what can happen when you lead a life built on lies
>>223925694utterly repugnant bitch
died of young age
operation convince homeless slag to suck my knob is a go
jason arday invented suicide
>>223925598very much so yes
don't speak ill of the dead
>>223925594what's her name again? odilon redon or something
don't tell lies unless you can cope with being found out
>>223925748he ded
>>223925644the one of her in a pink bra pov makes me shoot ropes everytime
>>223925781saw two homeless having a snog outside tesco last night, the female one was fondling the man one's bellend. scarpered out of there before they asked me to film them
>>223925780https://youtu.be/TYGYhZhCY3s
chat shit get banged (in this case, bang yourself)
>>223925803Odessa A'zion
mental how little public opinion actually matters about global issues. look at israel. probably 80% of the world thinks it shouldnt exist and close to everybody thinks it should stop murdering the palestinians but whats been the result of this? nothing. trillions of internet comments and hundreds of protests and no real outcome whatsoever.
scremhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMERi2zmzg
>>223925833hereby sentenced to bang by the neck until dead
haven't drank an energy drink since yesterday and it feels like my body is about to shut down
>>223925646American ahh meme
another victim of the jews
>>223925644
>>223925854havent had any booze in 2 days and feel like ive had a curse put upon me
>>223925825for me it's hailee summer (iykyk)
>>223925770Hes not gay?
mumberg neds a hearing test, she's deaf as a post
rorke, haunted by a past he doesn't quite remember, stumbles through the mean streets of cardiff, desperate for something, anything.
>>223925803>odilon redon
any aum shinrikyo man in
just seen a camgirl put a grape up her bum
*googles hailee summer *
Hello, is this Rorke? Can you open the door please? Hello Rorke, I'm with the Cheadle police's new online safety division. We're here because we noticed you said something highly problematic on a right wing incel forum
>>223925884my posts aren't deaf
>>223925908thats how they make wine in asia
>>223925790I remember in high school we went to a party and there were some older guys from 10th 11th grade and at the end of the night one of them told a girl from my grade 8th or 9th for her to come sleep in his bedroom and she said no I'm going with (my name) and bro was stunned (I was kind of fat at the time). That felt nice. He did give me a high five the next day so no bad blood, he was actually a cool guy. One of the things that motivated me to lose weight.
>>223925413Only one girl has ever declared her interest in me and it was the daughter of my mums friend. She was ugly. Not even cute ugly but plain ugly. My mum thought it was cute and would inform her on everything I was into so she could obsess over it in an attempt to win me round. it was awful and unnerving. It made me so paranoid about talking to girls in case another one behaved the same way and has led to a life of solitary
>>223925862stuart little's brother lookin aah
>>223925862>instigated the furoreShould have just let him lie
I was going to shitpost from the hotel room last night but the IP was perma-banned for a post on /g/ suggesting that shagging kids is actually ethical as it gives them body autonomy. Weird bunch them 4channers
>>223925922georgia's intangible cultural heritage MUST be protected
mental how everyone here has wanked to bailey jay
>>223925937based and let the chips fall where they may pilled
>>223925962YES SIR!!!!!
>>223925938>Weird bunch them 4channersIt's mainly /g/ that's like that. The child predators per capita is about ten times higher than any other board.
truly, this was our George Floyd moment
>>223925962I haven', t that's a clapped man looking thing
>>223925977I CANT READ
>>223925962No idea who that is
>>223925938this is the first time I ever heard of /g/ and it seems popularthe only ones I use are /int/ and /his/ and /hr/ and /s/ with the occasional trip to /lit/ and /pol/ to see what they're arguing about
>>223925989sc
>>223925995go back
>>223925938Seems offtopic to say the least
got the clap
>>223925995I use /g/ for /csg/ (formerly known as Chink Shit General) for good AliExpress finds, like /brit/ though it's not like the rest of the board
Wouldn’t be able to stop myself if I saw some little council runt “auditor” come up and hassle me while at work.You’d have to spark them on principle
>>223925962No i havent
>>223925995here my main boards
>>223925980objectively looks like a woman and you know it
>>223926020he should have stuck a "in your technology" t the end of the post to fly under the radar. the /int/ method
>>223926028only spark you'll be doing is on your crack pipe you mong
>>223926037grim
>>223926028>council runtThese "auditors" aren't even paid by the council, they're just wannabes. Even more reason to twat them with a brick
>/pol/>/r9k/No wonder this general's in the fucking toilet, bet he spams frogs an' all
literally what even is /r9k/?
>>223926067you're an anime fag aren't you?
>>223926037king of the incels
all you need
How a simple problem like the halting problem can befuddle so many?
>>223926081it's supposed to be the idea that you have to make a unique post every time, but for some reason the saddest and smelliest people alive all congregated there to do some tfw no gf shit
Off to Lanzarote tomorrow, anyone want anything?
>>223926106Cornetto
28 years
>>>/int/, >>>/cm/, and >>>/y/ man reporting in
Andy Burnham has described the death of former Cambridge professor Jason Arday as "a tragedy on so many levels", as he called for a "moment for reflection".Well said Mr Prime Minister
>>223926106A gf please lad
There is growing speculation on whether Gayson Arday really killed himself, or if someone else did it, and he is taking all the credit for it
thundercuntwhat an excellent wordnot enough thundercunting going onneed to use this word more
>>223926130s
now THAT is a prime minister
I am calling for an immediate ceasefire and return of the sausages
>>223926164cafe's closed
>>223926093Those are mind but with /vr/ as well Love going in there and arguing with people LOVE IT
>thundercunt>what an excellent word>not enough thundercunting going on>need to use this word more
>>223926106Berenjenas con miel por favor
i'm going green goblin mode
>>223926164
BREAKING: Courtney Gartshore, 28, who killed her three-month-old daughter Dahlia-Rose with heat from a hairdryer, has been jailed for six years.Mark Gould was sentenced to prison for 11 years for illegally streaming Premier League matches btw.And Mark's sentence will be getting extended if he doesn't reveal the accounts with more money in them Courtney will be out in 2029
>>223926188stop itstop it right now
>>223926106Yeah could i have a bag of gravel and several rocks please mate
>>223926198it not right
melted bairns
>>223925438she black yet or still 100% jew like her 100% jew mum and her 100% jew dad
>>223926198shes a woman, rorke. female prisons shouldnt even exist
gm
>>223926221overcooked porridge
>>223926198something very wrong with scottish people. deeply evil people
>>223926198Sorry rorke, are you lining up to adopt 3 month olds? No? Then shut the fuck up and let women murder them. You fucking thunderprick.
You'll do nothing.
Why can't you wankpuffins leave Jason Arday in peace?
any gaylord in
diet coke fanatics are a different type of animal
Supposed to be meeting a girl for a walk in the park and drinks tonight. Should be excited but just not sure I can be bothered since this heat has giving me a good seeing to
>>223926244dead now of course
>>223926208FUCK THESE HOES
>>223926228what are you saying g*daps you up nigga style*
>>223926198not her faultshe was retardedshe didn't know using a hairdryer on a baby for 1 hour would kill itreminder she is scottish
>>223926225can you be a boring obsessed twat somewhere else please?
>>223926226What should be done with criminal women then?
meant to be going to a bbq soon but i just want to play gta4 and get drunk instead
>>223926198>Mark Gould, described by the judge as the driving force behind the illegal streaming service Flawless TVDo you just enjoy spreading misinformation?
mumberg basically just told me I was unmanly and took the piss because I asked if I could have bag of her crisps. well sorry for not just helping myself and being polite enough to ask when I'm in your house, mother, you nasty cow
how do you murder someone with "heat from a hairdryer"?
>>223926271they should be protected and listened to
>>223926264no i'll do it here now fuck off and get off my dick you little faggot here's a kraut for you to go be gay with >>223926273 go bum him
>>223926281it was a baby. they die from pretty much anything
>>223926198If you want to kill a baby with heat and make it look like an accident surely you just leave it in the car
>>223926259granddad we don't say that word anymore
Y'all some triflin ass mfs let me tell yall
sorry to inform you that im detecting fungal spores in the air ladsprepare yourselves
>>223926198won't somebody think of the footballers' wages??!
>>223926299yep that's what all those parents in france did this summer
>>223926273How is what he said misinformation you fucking robotic mong
killing a baby by breathing on it
That's you lot trying to slag off Mousey then I step in
>>223926319Learn to read you spastic twat
need a boyfriend
germans be like zis vas not expressed exactly az it vas in ze information i hev here vy are you lying?
>>223926300Keeping up with the hip lingo is hardSaid skibbidy to my niece the other day and she looked at me with disgust and said ew
was in a pub in birmingham 3 weeks ago and was talking to a bloke who heard my accent and asked rangers or celtic and i said rangers and he started telling me how derek mcinnes was a good mate of his and he text him when he got the rangers job saying how pleased he waswas a bizarre thing to lie about im nearly sure he had a martin o'neill story prepared too
zesty rorke wearing his pink reform fc home shirt
rorke this leftypol thatin the end rasheed won
sorry rorke she had mental illness so she should be in a hospital not a prison but actually putting mental murderers in hospital is counter-productive so they should be on the streets or maybe she just found the baby like that you fucking misogynist. Anyways have you heard about Norway?
>>223926362Cold baked beans now of course
>>223926350He did go to prison for 11 years for illegally streaming Premier League matchesThat is a factKill yourself
>>223926355>my nieceis she leng?
>>223926355You gave her the ick
she's melted the weans
>>223926376gp
>>223926377
>>223925925for all the shit people talk about height and all that other shit, the thing that matters most is if you have a good looking face>>223925931have you thought about fucking escorts to get confidence around women? once you fuck a few high tier models, even for money, you start caring about what the mid girls think and just talk to them like they don't mean shit lol works for me
>>223926408i'd wear that
>>223926408Where did he get that picture of my wife
>>223926435sup ghostie
>>223926419>the thing that matters most is if you have a good looking faceNo I would say height and personality is more important I have those, see
>>223926379no she's 11
>>223926188same*cackles with you*
>>223926414you've embarrassed yourself here
poooooooooooooooooooooooscrm
Hello
s
you think you're fucking hard don't you
>>223926419it's a combination, I've seen all kinds of guys (ugly or short or fat) with good looking gf's. I mean you gotta have at least 1 thing going for you either personality or physical attribute
