New one
>>223928101>No it doesn't.Yes it does. Socially isolating yourself in a rabbit hutch goybox sitting at home in the dark watching sky sports and pornhub does numbers in your head over the years. You age twice as fast and become a schizo, moaning about tedious shit like your neighbours tree crossing into your garden. It hollows you out as a person. Countryside life only made sense if you were born into it and still had friends and a community but its not the 1700s anymore mate and theres no harvest festival lmao
>>223928224Leftypol tier post
>>223928103 you lot getting done in
>>223928224>Yes it does. Socially isolating yourself in a rabbit hutch goybox sitting at home in the dark watching sky sports and pornhub does numbers in your head over the years.Why would you do that? As I said there are plenty of things to do in provincial townsYou have a skill issue, you're ruled by the need for spectacleTHAT'S why YOU would be a goybox slave if you lived in the suburbsBecause you're a complete piece of shit
you ever get a haircut so bad you feel like crying like how the fuck do they not know what theyre doing they do it all day every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T82VET-ODQ
>>223928271maybe your hair is difficult to cuti have very thick hair that grows in weird directions so it took a few goes for my barber to get used to it
is it weird to get your nails painted as an AMAB enby?
>>223928264Just say you don't have any friends and you're an autistic weirdo, we get it mate. You can't handle the rich tapestry of urban life, misery loves company.
>>223928271me bald
cant wait to leave the city me. horrible existence.
>>223928288didn't ask you genetic freak
chicken run's about to start on the beeb if you'd like xx
>>223928299What a bizarre seethepost, clearly projecting Shouldn't you be out at a museum for brunch with your girlfriends LOL
>>223928312fucking seething i hate foids so much
Why are you posting on 4chan on a sunny Saturday
>>223928293you dont look like a cute bunny irl youre fat and gay
Tilly. 18. Fresher staying in halls. Studying BA in Pscychology at DeMontfort University in Leicester. She is pale and repressed.Quincey. 18. Fresher staying in halls. Studying Business at DeMontfort University in Leicester. He is confident, handsome and cheeky and often walks around the kitchen shirtless showing his dark athletic physique
>>223928326taking some much needed me-time
>>223928315If I wanted to watch it I'd find it on streaming or illegally download it mate
>>223928326we're all just so exhausted from a full week of sampling the rich tapestry of urban life, Saturday is the day of rest after all
>>223928326where else to post interracial fantasies for a deserving audience
>>223928330i'm thin and pansexual
Heathermong. 42. Unemployed. Writing his own interracial fantasies to wank over.
>>223928322Just came back after having a bit of lunch at Prezzos with mumberg actually. What's your afternoon been life? Sat in your loft conversion in the dark moaning about le urbanites not seeing a single soul except the deliveroo driver handing over your slop?
>>223928342horrid thing to saypay your license incel boy
>>223928332fuckng howling at your nigger fetish paragraph being twice as long as the white girl one lol hopeless fag
>>223928359>Just came back after having a bit of lunch at Prezzos with mumberg actuallyquite the social butterfly aren't you
hows this happen then
>>223928359billy no mates over here lol
>>223928201need to bite those thighs like it's from a lovely roast chicken
>>223928348come over
I hope even the doomer whingers can appreciate today is a lot milder than it has been The heatwave is over and you should be happy about it even if the rest of your life is fucking shit ok
>>223928367It's still early in the term and she hasn't opened up to many people yet... apart from one guy
>>223928372You didn't answer my question though, what have you done today? Get in your BYD and do your yearly shop at asda not speaking to a single person yeah?
ah yesthe best that london has to offera shite italian restaurant chain, humming with conversation between incels and their mums
leftypol in 2014-17>oh someone made a joke on xitter/during a conference/said they aren't a feminist? we must uncover all their information, get them fired from every job they hold, and publish 1000 tweets and articles about it!!!!leftypol yesterday>no you can't write articles about a CAMBRIDGE PROFESSOR being a pathological liar and faking his way to a professorship of a department in the country's best university, that's harassment and racism!
>>223928379trt face is unmistakable
>>223928201looks like he squats more than me
>>223928381thats you done son
>>223928379It's called aging hun
>>223928393you're seven hours and 31 minutes early titchposter
>>2239284205 years? cap
>>223928406>conversation between incels and their mumsand you'd know all about those conversations
i for one am delighted at tilly and quincey's burgeoning romance and wish them all the best
>>223928419that was my first post in the chain. just easy to spot a loser runt trying to lord it over his fellow runts
now he's going to really exaggerate about prezzos and the fact I was out with my mum. so predictable and dull. He clearly hasn't left Incel Close since covid.
watching totnum
>>223928397Well then
>>223928405is this a poo a cum or a wee
>>223928442quite a few of us laughing at you lad
oh oh the vague "he"s are coming out!!!!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786718415306786.mp4love her so much
>>223928441I have a rich and fulfilling life. You're doing that female brain thing where you think someone declaring this confidently is secretly a loser because you have a warped and autistic mind.
nothing wrong with taking mumberg out for lunchat least she didn't ask you if you're gay in front of the whole restaurant
on a wild bender this weekend - cinema with mumberg later, might bit the in-house bar beforehand WHEYYY!!
>>223928473sure you do mate
>>223928446not even their cowardly fans do that
how do i acquire slightly chubby early to mid 30s gf
>>223928461you've had to samefag twice now mate. I've nothing to hide, I had a good relationship with my mum, and prezzos is a mid-market relatively good quality chain restaurant. There is nothing to laugh about here. Still didnt answer my question about what you got up to though, curious..
>>223928201damn he's fuckin jackedJACKED TO THE TITS
had 4 sausages in the air friar and 3 packets of curry supernoodles with loads of sambal sauce over for dinner last nightimagine the next poo will be interesting
>>223928459It's toothpaste you silly billy
>>223928506wrong person mate. like i said, theres a few of us having a laugh at your expense
if only all niggas offed themselves after they got caught stealing like this gay DEI professorwhat a better world this would be
hate foids so much its unreal
fucking hell lads mum's only gone and got us tickets to see the Bayeux tapestry next month, another wild weekend!
>>223928472here burmese genes are so obvious
>>223928506He's blatantly someone who uses 4chan as a social media platform as well but that does not exonerate you
>>223928520you've been done mate
>>223928538not really
>>223928530aha ktim especially my gf shes evil
>>223928519you're supposed to say why do you think it's 3 different colours and then i respond pscrming
what the fuck are you cunts even arguing about i cant make heads nor tails of this you’re just taking turns calling each other losers over and over and over for no reason
>>223928535burm eez nuts
>>223928543i accept your concession
>>223928550>t. idiot loser
>>223928534thats lovely xx
>>223928543he's done you tbf
off to church
Just frank 4 (FOUR!) coffees at Pret, suburbanites could never
>>223928553>>223928563not really
>>223928579not him but you're getting absolutely bollocked here mate
>>223928564typical of the barret homes goybox sky sports watcher
spaki successfully convincing people he's an imbecile. le epic prankster
>>223928564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsrjD5UGT0M
>>223928565right well you've typed the word frank instead of drank so any hope you possibly harboured of normal replies is long gone
please stop fighting
tried tongkat ali this morning and feel literally nothing
>>223928579digging yourself a bigger hole here, take the L
>>223928609this!!!
>>223928591>>223928614sorry but i won
Nothig wrong with being homosexual, it's a normal variation in sexuality
>>223928609shes lost so much weight she needs a donation of body heat (mine, pronto)
go to church dirty?id rather go clean
>>223928379this is what roids does to you
>>223928626how would you respond if I walked up to this and started sucking on one like a gay whore
>>223928629making skinny ari happy enough to eat a normal amount again so she goes back to being fit like she was 10 years ago
>>223928288it probably was but still fuck me the barber who fucked me up was probably a 20yo woman did she not once stop and think am i making this situation worse. like they are real people who live real lives and are attracted to people like everyone else do they not stop and think shit i have made this nigga far less attractive if this was my bf id leave him
go to the shower dirty? i'd rather go clean
Meeting mumberg at Giggling Squid for din dins and then it's off cottaging with dadstein
>>223928686cant do this outside of london
>>223928686bizarre but benign lie
>>223928669>shit i have made this nigga far less attractive if this was my bf id leave himscrch
>>223928659with extreme violencedon't need some freak ruining my bbq
favourite pornstar?
>>223928722grow up
>>223928659>disrupting someone's ability to grill in peaceyou will get everything and then some
i love my beautiful little cat
>>223928722Rebel Rhyder, proper dirty slut
listening to thom rorke - negroid femoid
shrewsbury things to do day tripshrewsbury hotels
>>223928722michelle alter
>>223928686>cottagingisnt that gay thing
>>223928751:3
>>223928722Joe
>>223928772yep! core part of pengdon culture
>>223928749Dont fuck with us americans…… We’re like…. Tough… And stuff…Ok Buddy?
seething provincial loves his seething
this country needs a military coup
did you hear andy burnhams renaming every ship with HMS in its name to HAMAS bloody woke labour at it again
*tips hat*
Sebastien Pocognoli is set to be named as the next manager of Scotland
vice city music - perfectsan andreas music - pretty goodgta 4 music - pretty shitgta 5 music - god awful trash
>>223928839um…
why do some supermarkets sell ground beef in a sealed block but others in a normal packet?
>>223928843paedo
>>223928855The two Stories games had the best radios
>>223928861the blocks are shipped in from other supplierslatter is ground up at the storet. best guess
>>223928861ground beef? like beef from the ground?
>>223928855Also how I would describe the games themselves desu Vice city was peak
>>223928855gta v has good combat music
might go to aldi and get soem ice cream
mums put me in a dog cone cause i couldnt stop selfsucking at the dinner table
>>223928861FOY
>>223928891i belief the french call it boeuf de terre
>>223928936no she didn't and no you didn'tbe quiet
wasting my life me
>>223928839the military would be even worse
>>223928843she's only 64 you sick fuck
emulating ps2 (i never had one as a kid)
leftypol’s bird on a mad one
*flies through the thread head-first at 2mph with significant determination*
so fucking horny all the time I will shag anything
>>223928861good bait
>>223928936Ooooooooooooooh
>>223928955you are an American beast creature
Haven't had sex for 38 years and counting...will today be the day?
>>223929010'
>>223928989>boobs
>>223929010*presents pooey hairy arsehole*
might move to Charleston, SC
has anyone seen that dinosaur movie the End of Oak Street?if it's worth watching I could go to the cinema by myself tonight, something to do
>>223929026Give Turkish gf
>>223928989well the message is understood because she told everyone why shes doing it.
im watching 90s wrestling and drinking tea
>>223928986got the bios for psx2 the other day now i just need the isos
>>223929034Great town although a bit pricey and overcrowded now
>>223929052right so if I painted andy burnham's face on my bollocks and abseiled from the MI6 building and said it was to protest the Chagos Islands, you'd understand that would you
ay yo nigga watching wrestling and drinking tea ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>223929077yes because you just explained it to me you melt
>>223929059nice one
>>223929041uses woke dinosaur design, won't be bothering
THE GAME
>>223929051It's hard to find one. Even for me
poo smells ROFL
>>223929090loved him as a kid even though I was born after he even wrestled, he seemed very good
>>223928936roar
>>223929103fucks sake
>>223928989why does any protest by a woman involves her getting nakeddespicable creatures
ya like dags?
why oh whywhy oh whyare you giving up on rorke
Despite all my rageI am still just a Rorke on min wage
Rorkeposting thread? Rorkeposting thread
>>223929010remember i had a vulpix plushie as a horny teen i made a hole in her arse and spunked in over and over using it as a primitive fleshlightgot really crunchy and crusty and gave myself a urinary tract infection from using it like that
>>223929186No you didn't. Be quiet.
>>223929186
you did nothing and you'll do nothing
my peace lily spath has turned green
>>223929186grow up vile toad
>>223929186freak
>>223929236ktimbo
didn't get the job
Are any of you lads 'in the know' about anything? For instance, I know a lot of what goes on in Hull City and am a micro-celebrity on their forum because I give them the inside scopps
no I don't know anything
>>223929304pic unrelated?
>>223928843when he was 11, she was a newbornsick freak
>>223929306give us some insides so we could check if they're correct later
>>223929343nomeans I'm free again to do as I please
Tear down Nelson's ColumnReplace it with a statue of SIR JASON ARDAY!
>>223929186rawr xx
>>223929372right looks like the inside of my vuplix plushie
>>223929372another W for us hermit freaks
>>223929393cor cheeky little minx she is
might go for a walk
are jason was murdered
>>223929372they won't admit it but the real trick is semen retention
might pull an arday
bing bing wahoo
>>223929372pictured: the texture of my cockhead next to the texture of my bollocks
promethazine habit lean habit codeine
>>223929186scream
how about instead of righteous indignation its righteous innignation
>>223929451sc
>she likes white menwould you?
got a poo in the chamber
Remember Smartschoolboy9?
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1786735501407395.mp4
>>223929340cranked my hog to a few xev bellringer pregnant videos in my time
I think I'm just going to drive to the shop, pick up a few ciders and then watch a downloaded film.
>>223929479*steps out from the shadows*.... remember him...? *takes off hood*... i am him...
>>223929481right well thats a woman with a big cock then isnt it
girlfriendberg remembered something mildly bad I said to her about 6 years ago so now I need to apologise for that even though she's definitely misremembering the whole context and tonegot i hate women
been into watching Japanese lasses get fucked by black guys lately
>>223929186son
>>223929488sounds comfy what's a good cider
>>223929517right well she doesn't think very much of you does she
Lord Catberg
MY NOFAP IS IN THE TOILET STILL TRANNIES STILL MEN IN LINGERIE HAVING SEX WITH AFRICAN MENHELP
IM DA JOKA BAYBE
>>223929531I usually get that Inch's stuff. People have told me it's crap but it tastes OK to me. There's also Henry Weston's 8% if you want to get blotto but I find that too much.
bed for me soon
the irish blew up nelsons pillar and didnt even replace it for 40 years and eventually they replaced it with a big needle. a tasteless people
listening to hardcore gangster rap
>>223929555sonion im crine wtf r u wanking too
>>223929594They're not very smart, the Irish
>>223929584ever had thatchers gold
there's no source for Jason Arday's height
>>223929372aboriginals look odd in general desu
got a 6.5 inch willard but when it gets stiff it's points straight up towards my headi would rather it pointed out at a 90 degree angleanything i can do about it?
>>223929636I believe he was around 100 feet tall.
the glass cups I bought in IKEA were made in Bulgaria
fuck it 2 days sober is enough be back on the drink tonight got invited to a gig. the plan wasnt to become sober anyway it was to get my liver back into shape so i could continue to go out now and then
>>223929648doesn't really matter does it
me? watching blackpill edits on tiktok
>>223929621im irish and im a genius my iq is maybe even 3 digits
why are brits comming to Germany to be a postman here? or to become a plumber in Poland?
>>223929685first i've heard of itsounds like a comfy job
>>223929685We're not
keep seeing an advert on tiktok for some itv documentary about a teenage nazi who's obsessed with hatsune mikunot watching it
>>223929677seems like a bad idea
Got the tendies cooking haven't I
>obsessed with hatsune mikuaren't we all
>>223929660wow that's crazy*turns around and talks to someone else*
rorke exposed
My life is a living hellJust wish I could start it over knowing what I do now, wish I could have started life in circumstances of my choiceInstead I'll just die and then be dead forever after having lived a sad life of total suffering
>>223929677me? watching the ralph lauren winter fashion showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25956Au5n8Y
it was sad when Stone Cold killed his son and wife brother
>>223929677https://www.tiktok.com/@reylox_/video/7673569508472196360watch this edit isnt it sick
imagine a postman pat episode where the regular cast is replaced by nazis
>>223929736women are mental aren't they
i am a weird faggot freak that should be killed
wanking and sweating
Who are some good young looking porn stars?
>>223929747don't think that ever happened
Swear to god foids shouldn’t be allowed to own or operate mobile phones or any technology really
>>223929748least cringe anime fan
>>223929759Daisy
googoo gaga
>>223929752youre lovely
>>223929752Come on don't say this about yourself. Look in the mirror and dare to say good things about yourself, it's not being arrogant to do
where's a good place to go for a drive by myself on a saturday evening?>off a cliff hahaNo but seriously.
>>223929741wipe the slate clean and start it nowyou'll wish you did 5 or 10 years from now
>>223929767Don't worry, women will not be interacting with you EVER
>>223929793my mum doesground zero foid
love physical media me
>>223929785sauna in soho and get your insides rearranged in a darkroom
just been in sainsburys and seen a black woman who was about 6'3 in full islamic headdress and garb, pushing a pram around the aisles with one hand and chatting on her phone in some west african language with her other hand
women be like "love is love! my thoughts on black people? umm trans loves matter!" lmao
>>223929736when i was 25 i felt weird when i found out the woman i was speaking to was 23. zoomers have it right when it comes to age gaps.
>>223929785supermarketpetrol stationsometimes I go through the car wash because I like the noise and the brushing
>>223929809Microsoft-san go away !
>>223929822>trans loves matterFucked it
>>223929817she's just as british as you
>>223929788Simply not possible in my position
>>223929817phone held out in front of her face no doubtit's culturally important to them
>>223929741scr
im da based alpha
>>223929832suppose I could do a different supermarketmight just drive around aimlessly
>>223929793I’m getting an arranged marriage foid
>>223929736DDLG phenotype.
hi rorke mate, theres a bloke called allah on the phone for you
>>223929892tell him go away
rorke tapping his toes in frustration as he keeps ringing to hire the grinch but it keeps going to voicemail instead
>>223929892who the fuck is allah
>>223929892tell him allah've to call him back
It's looking less likely I will even bother to go to the shop I think I'll just watch my downloaded film without booze or snacks then head to bed early.
bad newsluca brasi sleeps with the fishes
>>223929949>>223929949>>223929949
>>223929941and there was nothing that we could do about it
>>223929931mad the idea of not spending a saturday eve on the steam train with the ladsi'll be rooting voddie into myself when i get back from dadberts
>>223929957early yet acceptable new
>>223929051>NisanActually a pretty good nameBest one is Öykü
>>223929051merih is a man's namei know because merih demiral used to play for juventus
>>223929928HOWL