We're closer to France or Germany, stop grouping us with commie Spain just because they're southoids
>>223931335Name 10 ways in which you're closer to Germany than spain
>>223931335
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fuck off you fascist cuck spain is our brother nation
>>2239313601. Geography
>>223931335But Germany and France actually know how to run their countries though.
>>223931425>>223931455t. anarchic terrone
>>223931335Name 10 ways in which you're different to France
>>223931335You're closer to France than to Spain but you're not closer to Germany than to Spain, come on now
>>223931492t. rich by mere luck
>>223931523>t. Linguini Pizzatini
>>223931578>per capita
>>223931335You will NEVER be Celtic. I, Don Mimmo Gennaro "'u' minchiuni" Mastroianni-Esposito will drag you down to my subsaharian level
>>223931335France and italy are pretty identical
>>223931360not commiesalpsHREhabsburgblue bananafederalismbrenner wanderungnumber 1 partner for export/importrhine-alpine corridorwe're closest to france but germany is still closer than spain
>>223932062>blue bananawhat's that
>>223932092Area of Europe where all the big metropolis are concentrated.
>>223931425LMFAOO
>>223932062>not commiesspain isn't communist>alpsmediterranean>HREspanish sicily>habsburgthey're not german, shared with spain>blue bananagolden banana>federalismitaly is a devolved state like spain, not a federation>brenner wanderungwhat?>number 1 partner for export/importit's a bigger country, by that count the US is closer to italy than france>rhine-alpine corridormediterranean corridor
>>223932092our variant of blue balls, in reference to the loneliness crisis
>>223931492we don't tho
>>223932062Nice, now do 10 ways in which you are the middleman between Germany and Spain
>>223932062>HRE>habsburgWhat did he mean by this?
>>223932516>med med medthe "med" portion of italy isn't the one carrying the country>>223933383the spanish habsburg were germans not spaniards
>>223932516Spain is a lot more communist than Italy or Germany, the latter are central-right leaning.>italy is a devolved state like spain, not a federationIt's always been closer to a federation like Germany than a centralized government like Spain.>it's a bigger country, by that count the US is closer to italy than franceWhat does the United States have to do with this thread? We're number one trading partners in Europe.
>>223933435>the "med" portion of italy isn't the one carrying the countryall of italy is the med portion, with the exception of 3 or 4 provinces that don't directly border the mediterranean, meanwhile germany barely has any alps, most of your arguments would make more sense if you're comparing yourself to austria >Spain is a lot more communist than Italy or Germany, the latter are central-right leaning.electoral politics of right vs left that change constantly, the volatile political system is actually closer to spain, btw part of germany was literally communist for 45 years >It's always been closer to a federation like Germany than a centralized government like Spain.you're closer to spain's territorial organization, this is simply not arguablespain is even less centralized and more devolved by regions than italy, they're the ones who should be making this argument of being closer to german federalism>What does the United States have to do with this thread? We're number one trading partners in Europe.just to say that of course you trade more with the bigger economy that buys and sells more stuff, it doesn't make you closer to that country, the US is your second partner before france, but that means nothing
>>223934558forgot to quote >>223933723
We are quite close to all three but most italians feel a stronger affinity with Spain (I dont I prefer Germany and germans)
what a blasphemy, everybody knows spaniards are our life-long brothers
>>223931335I can even say that I agree with this. The German-Italian dynamic shaped Europe. Spain is an isolated country on the edge of the continent.
>>223931335>>223932062The split can't happen soon enough>>223935502>what are the Italian wars
>>223931492citation needed
>>223933435They weren't German
>>223937681utter cope
>>223934697They better be
>>223937721Have you said thank you once?
