shrimple editioneaten: >>223904341
gamarão
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitBGtljjMs
>>223935433>if he reaches me i get the sweet release of death while i help a /med/der get some gainsare you trying to get me to doxx myself and post my address?
>>223935516Neurodivergence-phobic edition
>>223935516Shrimptastic.
Was driving earlier with my four wheelerino. Suddenly heard a loud *POP* and the car seemed to suddenly lose half its power. Seems to be the motor intercooler busted.I’m at my wits end regarding the stupid car.
>>223935922Grim, I'm sorry to hear that, car problems are the worstIs it the Clio?
>>223936002Yep, the Clio IV.The Fiesta, although being four years younger, has given me zero problems, besides a button to open a window that had the plastic break (bought a new one for 5€ and replaced it).The Clio has had a ton of problems, but they may very well be from an accident I had three years ago where I was sandwiched between two cars because the front retard decided to do a full stop from 90km/h (I was probably not respecting the safety distance or was not very attentive).
>>223936252>although being four years youngerWhy did you use "although"? Younger cars are obviously going to be less worn down>The Clio has had a ton of problems, but they may very well be from an accident I had three years agoCould be, but some cars are naturally born problematic too
>>223936252>The Fiesta, although being four years younger, has given me zero problemsI've used an old Fiesta for almost a year now too, drove almost 10k km with it already, no issues eithergood car imo
>>223935922>buying french shit
>>223936307Because four years ago the Clio already had more problems those the Fiesta have now (which are none).>>223936376The last generation Fiestas are marvellous. Light cars, very sturdy chassis that grips the road amazingly, the ecoboost motor block is great (so great in fact Ford simply slapped two together to make the Ford GT), good infoshitainment panel that still has knobs for the essential stuff, etc.When it gets a bit older I’m thinking about reprogramming itself ECU and slapping an extra 40 HP or so. That way it will drive like a true kart.Still hasn’t shit on the original TWONGO, my beloved. Pic related.
>>223936627>>223936573Didn’t you read? The best car ever made is French.
>>223936663I did, I just like to shit on french cars
Town is covered in fog and it smells like smoke and burn outside
There were kids at my school who looked more beat-up than Brad Pitt at 60
>>223936627The Fiesta is very solid, I agree, it's a pity they stopped making it and the Focus
>>223936733>schoolHigh-school*
>>223934801well you see gato negro we haven't had a WoD Action RPG since Bloodlines over 20 years ago and so I am excited to see what a developer with previous experience adapting movie franchises can doI'm fine with it being low budget AA slavjank as long as the gameplay is fun>It looks more like a generic action-adventure game than a proper RPGconsider:>custom character>companions and quests>skills and atributes>flaws and advantageslooks pretty RPG to meI sincerely hope you're not one of those snobs who thinks if something isn't an isometric turn-based or rtwp system it isn't a "true RPG" o algo
How am I gonna roon tomorrow REEEE
contemplating whether or not I should write a whiny embarrassing blogpost
>>223937100You shall be nagged.>>223937141Do it!
>>223937141Did you get ghosted by another brown woman? It's time to switch to German ones my dear Kwabian
Balbi is on TV again.
>>223937157Let's hope it disappear tomorrow
>>223937166>If Kwabian matches with a German woman, our race is savedMy führer..Kwabian..Kwabian ran out of likes, he used it all on foreign students
>>223936758Truly, they fell for the EV and SUV trap (crap).
>>223937207Kwabs deserves his jeeta gf/future wife
>>223937207Mein Führer, the bikes of our Kampfgruppe, they've all got flat tiresOur 110 km counterattack cannot start mein Führer...
Appparently it's because of a big fire in Lelgium
>>223937157>Do it!alrightso I installed a dating app again, barely got matches ofc, usual. I got a match with a Turkish girl who seemed nice and I liked her face, she was a bit chubby though. But I once had feelings for a girl that was a bit chubby and not conventionally attractive so I thought why not. I met her, we had a nice date, but I didn't really feel attracted to her. It was nice to talk to her personally though. On the way back she invited me to her apartment, nothing happened ofc but my brother in law said she probably wanted to fuck o algo. We walked to the train station together and she proposed to meet again which I agreed to because why not, see what happens. She then asked me if I wanted to kiss her, so I said yes, didn't know what to do so I fucked up ofc but I guess that was my first kiss. Then I went back home unsure what to think. I didn't write her first, she texted me if she was too brunt o algo, I said I don't have experience. I then asked if she still wanted to meet again and she said no. Didn't really hit me as I had not developed feelings for her so I just said it's unfortunate. She kept the match for a week afterwards though which is unusual if they don't like you, but I didn't write again as she had said no. Today she deleted her profile apparently because that's what it said and it didn't look the same as when they unmatch. I think she kind of liked me but didn't feel interest from me back. Now that I can't reach out anymore I kind of regret it.>>223937166>>223937207German girls I'd be interested in aren't interested in meI have no social statusI did get a superlike from some mid blonde today thoughand I had a match with another mid German girl, she had in her profile she likes hip hop so I asked her about it, she replied what rapper she likes, looked him up and it was the most NPC basic bitch fake emotional German rapper I got an instant ick and didn't reply anymore which I almost never do
Watching the athletics high jump right now, saw this cutie British
Now that I think about it, I know a guy from our g*rm branch, that lives in Ulm. Ulm is still in Swabia. And he’s the spitting image of Kwabian.Kwabfren, do you ride/have ridden motorbikes?
>>223937398Hey at least you got a kiss, not too bad, next time you'll get a shag
Do you hair-mog the second in line to the Lichtenstein throne?
>>223937470nope, I have somewhat of a disdain for motorbikes in fact>>223937496don't really care about the kiss or shag, I just want to stop being le lonely but I'm too retarded
>>223937398You're progressing, that's le good.Women feel horrible when they don't get le sexe because all men are obsessed pigs. You raped her.Could have just said you didn't want to go too fast o algo instead of telling her the TRVKE.Sent that german bitch flying.
>>223937141literally all my posts>>223937351shieeeet why is Evropa going through all the climatic and geographic phenomena all at once lately the fuck, everything's burning, there's eclipses, there was a fucking earthquake in Granada earlier today and was worried for a family member of my partner (thankfully he was 1 hour away from Granada, but still, replicas are no fucking joke)back in the ye ol' 1500s people would think something apocalyptic or a message from the Lord would be going on but now it's just "god damn i hate my wagie life and the planet's being annoying">>223921093Fuck... I'm very sorry, G-man. I once had a cat run away from my house too, when I was a kid. I want to believe since kots are super smart when they're not being retarded and drinking water on bluetooth, that our kots probably made it out the most they could. Are you and your family okay? Do you still have safe places to stay?>>223925063It's quite funny that there was a term for native americans (at least in Argentina) that supported the spanish and were loyal to the crown, they were called cipayos. And it's been used as an insult since the revolution, and even nowadays if you say anything nice about Evropa or insult or critique your latin-american country in any way.
>>223937614Well you should, some people don't even get kisses>>223937632Yeah he's probably too sincere in general I think
>>223937614Good, he doesn’t either. What about sports? He’s crazy for them.Does your first name start with a “T”?
>>223937679That's my problem too. I'm trying to be less honest but it's hard.
>>223937739Being honest is good THOUGH
Also holy chad, girl invite him first date at her houseLast date, which was a second date, I didn't get a kiss and she made it clear that despite meeting close to her place, we wouldn't go
>>223937739It probably doesn't matter that much anyway, in the end only looks count
>>223937632I liked her but didn't have romantic/sexual interest in her that day although she did have big tits and her face was nice to me.I'm pretty sure the issue for her was she felt that I wasn't really into her.My sister had a friend who died who that Turkish girl reminded me of. She wasn't very conventionally attractive but she was a very nice person, and I was into her I think.>>223937679>Well you should, some people don't even get kissestrue I guess. It is good to have had that experience.it's just peculiar I now regret it after I can't reach out anymore. Like my mind tricking me o algo.>>223937734>What about sports?hate them>Does your first name start with a “T”?yes, it's terranigger3000>>223937856we met in the town where she lives. And she wasn't attractive enough you'd call me a chad for her being into me (presumably)
>>223937864If you look great it doesn't matter yeahBut if you're mid, you better use the right words>>223937909>not attracted to that gestarbeiter whore fr frBig tits + cute face, let's goAlso yeah regrets suck, that's why you should try
I wish I could live as an attractive guy even for just a couple of days to know how it feels to receive some appreciation
A shitalian sent someone flying in triple jump
>>223937999Just ask kwab boy about it.
>>223937398>She then asked me if I wanted to kiss her, so I said yes, didn't know what to do so I fucked up ofc but I guess that was my first kiss.nice, you dropped a letter, now you are just a plain virgin. i guess she didn't believe you didn't have experience and thought you didn't find her attractive instead because you don't look like an average incel. w*men think we are sex obsessed monsters that want to fuck everything in front of us.>>223937614i wish i could get that far. i think it's good to be exposed to those things so you learn from experience and stop being retarded.
>>223937398I imagine my opinion doesn't really have much use for you since women's dating game is quite different from men's, but... I think it was maybe the right thing that things didn't work out man. I mean, hey, you tried, gave her a chance to see if any further feelings developed, but if you don't feel much attraction to someone and force it you'll feel kind of miserable pushing through with a relationship. And women NOTICE when you're not into them.I don't think it's useful trying to date just to avoid being lonely, but ending with someone who you can't relate to, don't feel attracted to emotionally, psychologically or physically at least. If you're mostly in it to have le sexe the least you should strive for is someone you can get hard to, I mean.But I would say that a chubby turkish girl is SEXOOOOOO.>>223937909>although she did have big tits and her face was nice to meAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>223938281>Masayoshi TakanakaVGHGGHHHHHH
>>223937398Fakecel.
some jeets (i think) are screaming and being very loud where i live. they've been warned and asked to not act so niggerishly before, but they don't seem to care.
>>223937651Now it's hot from the afternoon and I can't even open the windows REEEE
>>223938426I've got to agreeIf he pushed forward even a tiny bit they would've ended up in bedI still like the Kwabian but he's clearly a fakecel, based on the sum of his experiences
Swedish win. Holy shit, nigga SHOCKED the others on the 10km.>>223938426Was awaiting this.
>>223938392THIS IS NOW A BRAZILIAN-JAPANESE THREAD>>223938442I've still yet to see the Mediterranean ocean, me and my partner have been tired lately but I can't wait to see it. It's summer, soon it's gonna be autumn, and I wonder if the sea is teal and crystalline, similar to BRASIL.>>223938426Ever since I started living with my partner I now can respect the grind of girls who do blowjobs and deepthroats 24/7 in porn. Like goddamn it takes skill not choking or feeling like your uvula is being hit over and over again and not wanting to puke.
If Kwabby fucked that girl, he would be a sex-haver before meI think he will
>>223938281I think feelings can develop too. Although i had the love at first sight meme once with the jeeta midget, but I believe it doesn't have to be like that. Only thing I wonder is if I could find a chubby girl hot to fuck, in my virgin opinion slimness is more attractive.>>223938426hearing it from you hurts a bit.>>223938464>I still like the KwabianprostI have a cheeky idea but I will keep it secret for now. Might update or not.Anyway more kwab ramblings to follow certainly.
Just came back from my ex neighbours kid's birthday party and maan some people just let their kids do anything and just sit there while the kid goes crazy...very bad parenting. The father was a 195cm monster of a man but was so fucking useless it gave me the ick.I did have amazing lamb soup and lamb with rice/liver which was slaughtered yesterday though. Incredible.
>>223938547>the Mediterranean ocean
UK 4 5 6th place in 1500m menKekWe almost dabbed on the winner by making him fall
>>223938960That's why I don't want children, I'd like to enjoy the party instead of watching for my kids -
>>223939019Ah yes the partiesThe parties that Momo attend
VLADISLAV BABY DON’T HURT MEDON’T IMPALE MENO MOREOOOOHHHHUUUAAAAHOOOHHHHOHHHAAAAOOOO UUUHHAAAAOOOHH
>>223939040Well if I were in their situation I mean.Either way since I'm not attending parties I'd have to watch after the kids at home which is not something I want to do either.
>>223939019very soyjakable post, but I didn't find a nice one at hand
>>223939019all the other kids were well behaved but two children (same parents) were just a menace and would get in your personal space and the parents just sit there, it was very uncomfortable also they fed them bullshit all night, coca cola, instead of giving thee lamb they ordered chicken nuggets and also left him tto watch youtube videos while they smoke cigarettes outside
>>223939127Bad parenting all around. YouTube videos? Could be good if extremely well filtered and under supervision to ensure they are educational and not jeetslop, never unattended.Having food and ordering slop for them? Ridiculous. Better to teach them that lamb and vegetables are delicious.As for invading spaces, that depends a lot on the kids themselves, my kid is very active active and likes to ask random people stuff about them.
German havelin thrower getting championship record on his last throwAbsolute kino evening for athletism
>>223938989Ah shit I meant to say sea, forgor that mar = sea, ocean is... ocean... But yeah, I'm kind of close to the sea, and I wanna look at the waves while avoiding all and every contact possible with the sun. Gotta protect my ARYAN neet skin.>>223938648I mean, you could try having sesso with a chubby girl, according to most men I've talked to they end up saying that even if we're not the most showy 70% of the time, the sex is amazing. There's a bunch of soft chub to hold, usually we have decent/amazing asses, some are really lucky and have big ass tits and very little tummy fat. I always considered bigger women are hotter than skinnier women. The advantage skinny women have is that they can literally wear almost anything and it can look good on 'em. >>223938960I'm worried for the day when I finally (if I can, even) have a kid... How do you tame these lil' shits nowadays? Like how do I kinda guide it in the right direction to make sure the lil' bugger ain't gonna come like a full on retard or like an asshole? I see a lot of parents online saying that it's harder raising kids in this day and age somehow. I'm afraid I won't be stern enough or that I'll be too hard on them...But usually I manage to handle kids quite well. They tend to listen to me and want my attention wherever I go.
>>223939255Bro the boy was at least 3 and could barely speak, I was waiting for him to express himself verbally with words instead of noises, the girl could talk but was coming and hugging me and tried to kiss me on the mouth which was very uncomfortable and they did nothing, just laughed. I mean I don't know these people, I'm not supposed to be the one saying "you shouldn't do that" to their child. The boy was watching some animation AI slop as far as I could see. The father did nothing, only the mom said come here a couple of times but they didn't object to anything at all. The boy was spraying people with water and stuff like that...I know kids are kids but this was something else. >my kid is very active active and likes to ask random people stuff about themI wouldn't mind that, I actually played and talked to some of the other kids, I played with a ball with one of them it was fine.>>223939312>I'm worried for the day when I finally (if I can, even) have a kid... How do you tame these lil' shits nowadays? Like how do I kinda guide it in the right direction to make sure the lil' bugger ain't gonna come like a full on retard or like an asshole? I see a lot of parents online saying that it's harder raising kids in this day and age somehow. I'm afraid I won't be stern enough or that I'll be too hard on them...But usually I manage to handle kids quite well. They tend to listen to me and want my attention wherever I go.I think in this case it was just bad parenting, all the other kids were chill and polite, the couple I'm talking about just didn't object to anything the kids did and didn't tell them "no, don't do that"
>>223939312>How do you tame these lil' shits nowadays?you have to set them clear bounderies and tell them when they do wrong and then endure the cryingt. unc
Cold shower time
>>223939312>how do I…You need to filter everything well, but not outright refuse and go aggressive on the kid because he doesn’t understand why you don’t let him watch some random slop while all his friends watch that shit all the time.I follow the Jew mantra for 4chan, making things too boring or shitty, making him not care about it, and reward him with nice stuff.>okay, you can watch random slop, but only 10 minutes>play with Lego? Five hours straight>okay, you can eat the nuggets>eat cabbage and broccoli? Bonus ice cream!>shitty music? Yeah go to your room and listen to it alone>great music? Let’s dance along and have a partyI also try to be open minded, because you need to realise the kid is another human being with different tastes from yourself, and you need to learn to adapt to that.Also communication, the more you communicate with the kids and go along with whatever (currently flags and countries and geography in my case), the more he likes being with you and take your opinion as a good opinion. Compare that with the parents that just throw the kids in a random place and go away or give him a screen for ten hours straight.
>>223937398You should have texted her first bro although I don't understand, at first you didn't like her but then you liked her...it's kind of confusing. Look at it from the girls perspective wondering if you like her and since you didn't write she probably feels self conscious, she's a Turkish girl which means more traditional and despite that she did write first. >she texted me if she was too brunt o algo, I said I don't have experience.You should have said no I liked it or something. Be direct, be confident even if it's fake. I mean the fact she went out with you means she likes you so everything after that if the date went well is in your hands, you know make the moves...
>>223939818based and wim hof pilled
We’re (family) currently discussing the farming aura phenomenon among the zoomies/gen A.We have unanimously come to the conclusion kids these days are retarded.Feeling very old.
>>223939928she wasn't very traditional, she was basically a German girl with a Turkish name. But I know, I didn't handle it well. Still thanks for your advice. The lamb stuff you mentioned sounds very good.
>>223940046How long did you talkie talk with her to get a date
>>223940071not long and not much, it was clear from her replies she was interested. Maybe a few days, but we didn't write much. When I had rare matches with more attractive girls it was clear I wasn't their priority and their replies took longer and were colder
>>223940122Doesn't happen imc
Mahuchikh sex
>>223940147Brunoid and Gironde would disagree or so I've heard (assuming you're the big M)
>>223939998It wouldn't be a problem if the state of education wasn't what it is currently, we all had "retarded" speak but that was just when we were kids, now you hear the same brain rot from 12 to 30 year olds which is odd and has never happened before. >>223940046Even if they seem non traditional it's ingrained in them, the man leads and that's what they like. I think you just need to do it once and then you'll get the hang of it, this was a good experience in the sense that you know what to do next time and what not to do. I'm really rooting for you cause you seem like a good bro. >The lamb stuff you mentioned sounds very good.Today is a big Christian holiday here "Dormition of the Mother of God" or "Assumption of the Holy Mother of God" and its tradition to slaughter a lamb which is what the father or my neighbour did and they made a few dishes from it, they actually slaughtered 3, it was an 70-80 people birthday. Soup was fantastic.
>>223940278I'm BruneBut I have to fight like a stray dog to even get some messages backDid have an obviously interested girl but she seemed quite fat although the pic were confusing, and it wasn't imc (did not meet her in the end, would have liked to have a drink to assess the situation)
>>223939494Yeah, usually a kid comes out very rowdy or assholeish when their parents don't give them enough attention I've seen. And sometimes kids are considered "rude" if they show symptoms typical of ADHD or autismo. I find it easy to recognize the symptoms at least.>>223939813"Honey, no, you can't eat an entire wheel of cheese on your own""No, honey, just because your dad did it once and ended with a bad tummy ache later but didn't die doesn't mean you should do it too"(my partner has eaten an entire wheel of cheese once and even though i respect the grind i'd have food intoxication if i did the same thing too)>>223939842Do you allow your kid to use computers and cellphones? And to access the internet? If you do any of these, what do you allow per se? I feel like I'll probably end up having autistic infodump competitions with my kids if/when I have 'em. Or end up watching kid series with 'em.Usually kids and teens like talking with me a lot, maybe I look nice or gentle, or non-scary for an adult. Or it's that I look too young too. or... maybe because i still have the fucking tastes of a kid...say what you will but anime IS amazing and videogames too and i WILL be showing my kids jojos when they're older
>>223940376>Yeah, usually a kid comes out very rowdy or assholeish when their parents don't give them enough attention I've seen. And sometimes kids are considered "rude" if they show symptoms typical of ADHD or autismo. I find it easy to recognize the symptoms at least.This kid was normal but I can see they just let him watch videos when they don't wan to deal with him, also giving him coca cola and bad food doesn't help.
>>223940298>the man leads and that's what they likeI suspect all women are like that but I'm really bad at this. I blame my mom instilling constant self doubt. Anyway I guess I'll have to fake it.>I'm really rooting for you cause you seem like a good bro. thank you frenthey say I'm one of the best, maybe of all time>big Christian holiday here "Dormition of the Mother of God" or "Assumption of the Holy Mother of God" yup here too but desu I have no clue about itI assumed Bulgaria was rather areligious like many ex commie regions?>>223940333>she seemed quite fatat some point it's too much, but I can tolerate chubbyness I think>would have liked to have a drink to assess the situationkek I imagined you estimating a land whale's proportions
>>223940376I allow the kid to use YouTube to watch old animation episodes or educational stuff, but it’s very difficult because 90% of it is huezillian. Then he also uses the PC on my lap to search for animal images or random things like that.Old animation series from the 80’s or 90’s are extremely more educational and fun than older things like Looney Tunes (violent, shitty), and newer stuff (shit made for selling toys, or low timespan slop with flashing colours and lights).
>>223940537She had a meme name and was like : you just here today? That's fine :)A girl that answers fast is so rare
>>223940615He also watches a tiny bit (10 minutes, no more), of cat videos, or shitty stuff like wc2026 slop, just to scratch the itch and not let him become a total pariah in his friend group.
>>223940615>he also uses the PC on my lap to search for animal imagesCute but careful he doesn't become a Celtic twink
>>223940641it is what it is in this hyper hoeflation economy
>>223938960Where did you get a 195cm man in Bulgaria. Are you from a region neighboring Serbia?
>>223940667Sheeesh women be using men like Weimar German were using their money
>>223940537>I suspect all women are like that but I'm really bad at this.They are no matter what the say. >they say I'm one of the best, maybe of all timeHell yeah dude. I learned the same way. There was a girl I went out with a few times and we hit it off but I didn't make a move and at some point she said "omg aren't you going to kiss me already" in a very frustrating matter, so I did and from the on I knew that after a good date that was expected. >I assumed Bulgaria was rather areligious like many ex commie regions?We don't go to church every Sunday but the Christian holidays are a big thing here, Christmas, Easter, All the saints days. I mean we kept our tradition for 500 years under the Ottoman occupation, 50 years of communism is nothing. >>223940685There's a lot of tall people here, the new gen alpha and people up to 30 are giants. There were two brothers who were even taller than him.
>>223940690the /med/cel will march on o algo
>>223940762>the Christian holidays are a big thing hereI'm not very religious, not a believer at least, but I always like noticing when the holidays are observed, love church bells ringing too, it's comfy
>>223940615>Old animation series from the 80’s or 90’s are extremely more educationalThat's true, personally I learned English from Scooby Doo and Powerpuff Girls and Courage even before I went to pre-school.
>>223941069I'm kind of agnostic but I consider myself Christian and follow the traditions and like them and will raise my children that way. In Greece it's even better, everybody goes out on Easter night and lights a candle, the whole city is out, there's a sense of community and that's very important for a coherent society imo.
>>223941153agreed, if I have children I'd raise them with Christianity too. I actually thought about mentioning easter night in my previous post, it's my favorite mass, I didn't go this year and want to go next again, very comfy atmosphere and message that is delivered.
>>223940492Yeah, my partner says that if/when we have kids, we shouldn't let 'em get addicted to sugar. Kids have a shit ton of energy and giving them sugary drinks or candy can be really bad for 'em. I definitely think I have some degree of addiction to sugar. It's not that I eat a lot of sugar, but not eating any in a LOT of time feels... Wrong. Somehow. Sweeteners are okay though. >>223940615I remember my dad showed me videos of retro stuff he liked in the 80s and 90s when I was a kiddo, like this ABSOLUTA GEMA de la CULTURA ESPAÑOLAhttps://youtu.be/k00rMX9GFR0 @Spanish anons please tell me at least one of you remember this or I'll commit seppuku>Looney Tunes (violent, shitty)I mean it's kinda funny, but felt a bit stressing for me as a kid. Same with Tom & Jerry. Like dude stop fighting for ONCE, LET TOM WIN FUCKHEADS>>223940663Cat videos are everything that's good in the world. And the fact that the majority of the content that transits in the internet is cat content makes me happy.>>223941153I consider myself a Christian-Catholic, and going to church is just so comfy. Legit a good space to go when you feel there's too much shit being thrown at you non stop, or happening in the world. But I realize I know very little about how the catholic church works. And that the average non-american/non-hispanic catholic in Spain is quite chill and won't scream at your face that you're going to hell just 'cause you're zesty.
>>223941432In my honest opinion you don’t have to teach them Christianity, but you must teach them some common values. Sharing, for example, or being kind to the ones next to you. Those are not inherently Christian but are good all encompassing values.Which I think is a thing that lacks in modern teaching. You don’t teach those values nowadays because they are perceived as christian or are only taught in Christian schools, when they should be taught at home.
>>223941432Good man. In Bulgaria many people go out but also a lot of families just go to church during the day and celebrate with their families at home at night. And yes it is comfy, seems like you are part of something which is a nice feeling.Even my grandparents who were born during communism and communists themselves and were kind of atheistic went to church and followed the traditions. My grandma couldn't wait to cook all the meals and she was strict about it with all the lent meals and the number of meals ect...>>223941522>Yeah, my partner says that if/when we have kids, we shouldn't let 'em get addicted to sugar.Good call, I wasn't allowed sugary stuff and soda till I was 11-12 and now I don't care for it. >and going to church is just so comfy. Legit a good space to go when you feel there's too much shit being thrown at you non stop, or happening in the world.Exactly. Tbh I don't know much about Catholicism myself, I kind off don't get why the religion is split into so many denominations but that's probably just my ignorance and lack of historical knowledge.
I'm watching one piece.
I'm having a panic attack... I don't know how to feel or how to calm down, but My bpd abandonment terror has triggered up, and it's hard to calm downSometimes I wonder why I try trusting fate when I know life's mostly pain and waiting for the next horrible event to happen...
sorry to hear thathere: have this goth slam piggy free of charge, to cheer you up in these trying times
Bonġu.
Hello medders. After feeding hundreds of custom lines, objects and characters in this game, things are truly unraveling
Harry from Disco Elysium reminiscing with Pajeeta. :)
>>223935516How do yall stay motivated in this bleak reality that's forced upon us?
>>223947596How's the town going? Any new residents?>>223947632I am not motivated.
>>223944236Hey Anon hope you're feeling a little better now and went back to bed, let's have a relaxing Sunday!
>>223947646The town is going well, we got our first wedding (Hitler with the cute clown girl) and couples start popping up. I also added Mr House from Fallout yesterday>>223947632I focus on friends and family. I try to limit my exposure to the grimness and remind myself to be thankful for my lot.I live for fun only and try to enjoy my time on this earth, it will end soon enough anyway
>Smiling Friends paying some indian on fiverr for some shitty parthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn04grsoijUI love em so much kek
>>223948179>Hitler with the cute clown girl
>>223938648>hearing it from you hurts a bit.What else did you expect?You can just stop being a fakecel by not calling yourself an incel, then I won't call you fakecel.Also keep matching you'll probably be able to have sex next time.This experience will make you less nervous next time.
Morning>>223944236What causes that fren, have you had that all you life? >>223947604me on the right
>>223941581not sure, a lot of our fundamental values might come from Christianity even if we aren't aware. I read somebody have that take recently. That's why he said even if we're not religious it's good to know about Christianity because that is a huge part of how our western culture has evolved for the past two millennia.>>223947632faith in Hashem>>223948344sir, I will continue to use the honorific title of incel until I get laid.
>>223947604lol, didn't read that, even more accurate
Good morning, couldn't go rooning because it still smells like burned outside
>>223949195how do you know if a girl is cute wgen she wears that
>>223949195Gute fitte Haussklavin.
Slammed my little toe hard and now it is turning black and blue.>>223947799I assume this Hitler's wedding outlasted the real life one.
got a match with an Arab qt (no hijab doe)her profile says new though and she probably will match with more attractive guys so my realistic expectation is nothing will come out of thisstill somewhat of a W
Mid run sesh.7km at 5:30 pace, wanted to run 3 more kilomemes, and it was the easiest part left, a straight line (can be hard mentally) mostly in the shade.Pace would have been maybe a bit slower but I would still beat my best recent time.But I stopped. Felt suffocating in this t-shirt but most importantly I was hit by a "it's over" retard moment when the phone told my time as I thought I was slower but I miscalculated. >>223948859
>>223949666Nice trips
>>223949666decent pace for the distance and weather desu, I bow but do not kneel
>>223949666It was a good attempt Satan, straight lines + feeling like you can't breathe is a very good enough excuse to let it go.>>223949588No more dragging your feet fucking her this time
Fuck this moist heavy weather, honestly. Nigger weather
Cute salad>>223949824I'd take the moist over the fumes
Had a body positivity moment as I exposed my dyel torso on the way homeFelt nice with a little windAnd a seething moment seeing lots of trash (beer cans) near a fishing spot, so I assume it's fishermenLike are you retarded?Frankly the ones I saw (in a different spot) seemed the lowest of the low class so probably
>>223949588Make a move this time ffsStop being a passive bitch like the Magyar
>>223949802>>223949867I'm not passive like Magyaralso not a former sexhaver like himif I match with girls I like I ask them out if they replyyes I maybe sometimes fuck up at the dates but it's not like it usually even comes this faranyway we will see>>223949866litterers should be shot on the spot in minecraft
>>223949920I meant make a move physically, just fucking touch her and try to kiss her first, don't just stare at her with fish eyes
>>223949957yeah I should do thatwe will see
>>223949957>Venetacel in the same situation You're right to nag this chad thoughbeit
Also this week I barely walked and gooned too much, probably drained my mojo. I need to come back stronger.
>>223949848yeah the smoke is worse in conjunction with the hot weather. Can't even air it out, makes it worse. glad we're done with that bullshit here>>223949866It's fine you're learning. It's just that after kissing a cutie, it should be a done deal. If she invites you for coffee, you go don't ask yourself questions.>>223949990Venetacel would slay if he had the same opportunity, he's got that dawg in him.
>>223949990Kwabby for the last 2 days
>>223950043tssk wasting your thumos like that. Your balls should be heavy as pomelos, slapping your thighs before you attempt the next record
>>223949990I never even came close to the situation der ewige Kwabe had, I had kisses on the cheek at most
>>223950047You wanted to (You) KwabbyBut personally the Latinx ex asked me for a coffee for the next morning after our first meeting so I took that as a kiss me and it worked yeah, felt good
>>223950090My point is that if you were in that situation, not saying you often are o algo.>>223950089Fr fr
>>223950093whooopsy, thanks for the correction big B. For your post I wanted to reply they were probs gypsies, they often fish out here>>223949920your reply here cutie >>223950047
>>223950109I like to think I'd be a bit more forward, but you're right, who knows
>>223950131Yeah who knows, but for guys like us I feel like we wouldn't let an occasion like that go past.Kwabby can always get anuda girl, it's harder for us
mentalcels are real and valid.
>>223950265This is what pussy (or lack of pussy in this case) does to mfs
It pisses me off how big chungus used to be a /ck/ meme before a reddit one and you just replied with "uhhh easy on the carrots bugs" and it was dumb and funny but now it's just le chungger.>>223950265They might be valid but to onlookers they look like men dying of thirst with a glass o' watah under their nose.
>>223949588Fuck yeah dude! Good things are gonna happen to those who keep trying and not giving up! Man i'd love to go out with an arab cutie desu. >>223949909Greek dirty talks sounds so funny to me >>223950043I think "releasing your chi" does have an impact. I think I did to much running and walking this week and now that I took 2 days off my legs feel so much stronger, I might do 1 day running 1 day off.
the Arab actually replied within 30min wtfI seem to have a runbut she's too attractive to not get the ick/get a more attractive guy likelystill, for now I will march on
>>223950353>but she's too attractive to not get the ick/get a more attractive guy likelySTOP THINKING LIKE THAT
>>223950353Stop thinking about the competition and bleach that pussyYou're massive with a masculine face, women dig that That or breizhotwink
>>223939217Andalussy's gf>>223950353Show her your abs o etwas
>>223950353>she's too attractive to not get the ick/get a more attractive guy likelyself fullfilling prophecy, just do your best, don't think about failure
>>223950374no, I'm not delusional.>>223950385I will continue with her, I'm just keeping my expectations down to not be disappointed.Also I'm not very massive desu, I'm still rather slim.>>223950400inshallah the kwabs will get her
Good morning, sisters.Sleeping a LOT lately. Like in the past 24 hours I must have slept at least 10 hours if not 11. What le big sad does to a mf.Finna shave and clean the bathroom. Afterwards I don't have anything to do apart from watering the garden in the evening. Don't know what to do today desu. Don't feel like playing vidya nor watching nihonslop.Idk
Man if I had abs and was tall...I would be unstoppable. >>223950416it's not about being delusional, the FACT is she matched with you - what do you think that means?
>>223950446>if I had absYou can always develop some nice abs.Stop bitching about it and do something instead.
>>223950467I've never bitched about it, I'm just saying...
Feeling some tension on today's bread
>>223950446it means I'm attractive to her but not necessarily the only onemost likely not, evenbut whatever I see your point>>223950432good morning sis>Don't know what to do today desu. Don't feel like playing vidya nor watching nihonslop.>Idkhow about a 10h goon sesh?
>>223950467>Stop bitching about it and do something instead.ironic...>>223950446exactly, you would be too powerful. God made you this way so other man have a chance>>223950534Wanna say that to my FUCKING face huh??!!
>>223950700>ironic...I have been sent flyingBitch>Wanna say that to my FUCKING face huh??!!You will fucking treat Moselle with respect you fucking cunt. You hear me? *punches at your face but misses*>>223950502I know, sis.You can always start developing better abs THOUGH. You can even start today.>>223950644>how about a 10h goon sesh?SheeeeeitNo, not in the mood. I already coomed once today and even that was absolutely mid and a waste of time.
>>223950534Tons of posts that my eyes auto-filter.
>>223950759*dodges your missed punch which ironically puts my face in the trajectory of your fist*
>>223950835*opens my fist in the last split second so the punch becomes a headpat*YAAAAAY GMAN WE DID IT
>>223950416>no, I'm not delusional.then you should be. your thinking is very negative, i should know.>I'm just keeping my expectations down to not be disappointed.it is okay to think this, but i believe your framing is all wrong. you talk to her thinking she is too attractive (you are putting her in a pedestal when she is a normal f*id) and that your competition is better than you. therefore, if you fail, you shouldn't feel bad about it because you never had a chance to begin with. but that is the wrong way to have low expectations because it is too negative and self defeating. instead, think that failing doesn't matter because you are just learning and because there will be many more chances in the future. don't even consider that there might be more attractive men out there. most people always believe there is someone better than them trying to do the same thing as they are, so they either half ass it (thinking they are guaranteed failure regardless of their effort) or never even try doing it at all. the delusional person doesn't have this problem and they eventually succeed.
<- driver is what I imagine boomah looks like irlsvffering in Brazil et all
>>223950860we broke the circle of violence :)>>223950874pure facts, Kwabby should heed your advice>>223950887drunks getting their shit pushed in is so funny :)
>>223950644>but not necessarily the only one>most likely not, eventhis a thing you invented in your head with no evidence to back it up, also why does it matter, it doesn't help you thinking that way, it only instills self doubt, you got this king!>>223950700He could've gave me a couple of inches here and there >>223950759>You can always start developing better abs THOUGH. You can even start today.I think the abs are somewhere in there but there a layer on top of them :D
>>223950874thanks Buddha, you're right and I will try to adopt this viewand although she is cute she is not that cute either
>>223950983>layer on top of them :DJust woolk some more in Greece sis.Parents went to the market in Veszprém (about 350 kilomemes from MagyarvilleÖ today, they'll bring me some german salty sloppa when they come back tomorrow fr.
>>223951154Wow, imagine if there were ways to traverse such long distances without using your legs...
btw I noticed a lot of foids writing in their profile they want to be taught how to play tennisI think this is a code for wanting a richfag boyfriendmade me think of Kazakhstan
>>223951212They are staying in Siófok actually, same way they did 2 weeks ago. Don't need to pay to crash at the place cuz it's my grandpaberg's.Also they are obviously not on foot cuz unlike my bitch ass they have a fuckin' loicense.>>223951236>made me think of KazakhstanWomeme gonna womeme
>>223951316As always, not bad but could be improved.Put some salt and pepper on mashed potatoes and herbs on the chiggen, then some small veggies next to it and some sauce to dip the chiggen desu
Never bothered to check but apparently the name of magyacel region is northern great plainVery nomad pilled
>>223951316Not too bad actually, I really like mashed potatoes
>Right window's reflectionHumiliation ritual
>>223951406Why do women post pics like that online thoAbsolutely trashy imho>>223951350It is actually.
>>223951316you should post in r/kitchencels
>>223951444>Why do women post pics like that online thobecause they are whoresalso checked
>Momster explaining why he only watches lesbian pornhttps://youtu.be/EYHqGcR3xi0?si=n9ZnM0t_KXfKDpul&t=28>>223951406kek that's great>>223951316where is the sauce>>223951476>white rgb keyboardonly a matter of time before transition
>>223951476>matcha water>>223951444Nomads then : my ancestors :)Nomads now : gyppos :lBtw I bet on Szabolcs-Szatmar-Bereg
>>223951476Thought it was some pesto pasta at first
>>223951154I will, I'm going on Wednesday>they'll bring me some german salty sloppa when they come back tomorrow fr.like what, pretzels and such?>>223951476matcha water
>>223951316chicken looks nice, mash needs smth smth>>223951406is that what they put in their profile pics lol
>>223951543>Btw I bet on Szabolcs-Szatmar-BeregEither that or Hajdú-Bihar. Either this or that.>Nomads then : my ancestors :)SOVL>Nomads now : gyppos :lsovllessSimple as>>223951575>like what, pretzels and such?Nah I mean packaged shit with long shelf life. Like chips or some shit. Idk what they'll bring desu. I just told them I'd rather get some salty sloppa than sweet sloppa.
>>223951671>Hajdú-BiharMy second guess
>>223951316Oh lord.>>223951406Lmao.>>223951476I saw screenshots of that place before. Kind of funny in a way.
Why do people keep posting quadrants of AI foids on the board?
>>223951705>mfw emblem of Bihar (india)
>>223951755there's a test that came out recently allowing to pinpoint your girl type and the results are a quadrant of 4 girls
>>223951842
https://youtu.be/0qQgd7KVuEI?si=fjY_F542xXxUEP7q&t=152
>>223951316I wouldn't eat this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89b-_Y-dc9U&list=PLfNjBwJ8BsPlN3hslwpAhSb5t7SrSs5z7&index=21
>>223952122Hello big T, can you give me your honest opinion on this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9IybMbsI8&t=213sand this picture >>223952049Greatly appreciated
>>223952122https://youtu.be/6gRvkKh2zdY
>>223951521>watching lesbian porn due to being straightHahahahahahaha :D
>>223952306It is desu
>>223952122why>>223951671nice, are german chips and snacks better?
>>223952447I know and I absolutely agree. I do it myself. I want only females in my porn, because I'm not gay
Bought one of those rubber donuts at decathlon for training forearms. I feel it’s too soft (bought the hardest one), but twenty repetitions on each hand, for some 200 total on each side leaves the forearms tingling. Good purchase for three eurobux.>>223951406Long ass is looooong.
>>223952593
>>223952278Travis did nothing wrong and is a genuinely good role model
>>223952593>>223952682most lesbian porn fails in displaying good power dynamics sadly. Most of it is too aseptic and pedestrian
>>223952694The Swiss hates him because he drives a taxi
shrimply hot today
>>223951316Chicken with mustard sauce and fries.There's more sauce than it looks, it's under the chicken and the fries.
>>223952815Timster's ways are strange and quite cryptic to the unafilliated but I still resolve to understand him better.He's like the swiss Chrischan
>>223952761I don't find it dull thoughever, also seeing no dicks is way worth it>>223952912Now that's some chiggen with sauce and seasonings, Brunester do the same
>>223952912Looks amazing andalussyfren. Would eat and ask for seconds.
>>223952049>obscene book XX movie make you blindTRVKE btw>>223952586>nice, are german chips and snacks better?Yes.Hungarian slop is absolutely disgusting. Goycattle will literally pay more for worse quality here. Like german nutella idk is like 15% walnut content iirc while magyar nutella is like 3% for example.
>>223952912based, we got sauce, we got chives to flourish the meal which is of decent size.Maybe a bit too overplated, stuff is bound to fly off onto the table. Also the bottom fries might end up soggy but it's a minor nitpick. Some fries are brown and fried to hell, a sign that this is the good stuff. If it had as much sauce and flourish, bruneslop would be better >>223951316.>>223952959Most videos all have the same script, fingering, licking then 69 and scissoring. It's mostly for show and most videos don't even have facesitting or fingers in ass, a shame. As long as you enjoy it it's fine but I have to really search for good ones personally, it's rare to see videos where the 2 actresses have good synergy
>>223952912Looks great
>>223953109I have some niche things I like women to do together
>>22395310999,9% of porn is performative and the couple has no chemistry whatsoever, even when it’s some amateur stuff.
>>223953173same, I like when they beat each other with lead pipes
>>223953224of course but some are better than others at faking it
i personally like female (female) on female (female) gentle femdom. nothing beats it. female (female) + female (male) porn is also good, but only if the female (male) is fully feminised, the gross monstrosities with fake balloon tits and dicks bigger than a baby's arm are disgusting and vomit inducing. female + male is kinda gay and i don't really enjoy it these days.
>>223952912looks tasty, brunoid could never.
Should I tell him?
gonna eat dinner with the daughter of my parent's friends from back in the day, said daughter who pissed on me when I was holding her when she was 4>>223953309>female + male is kinda gaythat feeling always seemed tranny coded to me, just self insert as the guy
>>223953372Better than self i setting as the girl I guess.
>>223953506Inserting
>>223953506>>223953555I only self insert as the cameraman
https://youtu.be/kPQlpGFWNgE?si=SDe1JuixIXaeRADA&t=238I rest my case
>>223953372>daughter who pissed on me when I was holding her when she was 4interesting things happen in france.>just self insert as the guyyeah, that's what i always do because i am a man haha. it would be weird if i ever self inserted as the girl haha. imagine... nah that would be crazy...
>>223949909Interesting picture.
thoughts?
>>223952162It's boring.>>223952586It looks dry.
>>223954234About what?
>>223954234Mid but only because it's done by an asian foid.Were it done by a 2 metres tall white powershitter it'd be peak (it's actually him who is closer to a cat than a random asian foid)
>>223953585What’s the cup for? Don’t tell me it’s for the JAV ever present schlop schlop kek
>>223954387that's it? Did it make you think of something in particular?Also, what are you the most hyped for about GTAVI?>>223954501I think it's easy to access lube
>>223954559No it's boring nothing happens and to ride and kill in vice city.
>>223954234It's like those horror movies where your reflection fails to repeat your movements and gradually starts to move on its own.This is why I never turn my back to a mirror, ever.
>>223947632
>>223954635ok thanks, do you have a favorite movie? if yes, what is it?
>>223954705You should turn your face to a job application lil nigga
Thank you Italy.
>>223954705based and very true, especially not in the dark ever.I know my reflection is trying to escape when I do not look at it.
Also Timster, can you link a video that you find not boring? Please reply
Alsohttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786562435587757.webm
I am starting to hate the word "community".
>>223952912Fugg I want to eat this rn! Looks very good.>>223953088Walnut is just filler for chocolate though, at least that's how I see it. Tell me what did they get you when they come back.In Greece there was one called Merenda but I wasn't allowed to eat it as a kid, it's quite good but I suspect it's filled it oils and shit cause it's too spreadable and creamy. >>223955214buh....
>>223955214what is this gay shit, nigga? too much even for me fr fr
>>223955144would, that's a deep cleavage
>>223953309I have bad news. "Female (male)" is not female. That's why we'll never be able to classify it as lesbian. We want a sexy being who is essentially a woman, not a being (no matter how sexy) who merely looks like a woman>>223953372Why inserting ourselves in the first place (unfortunately, when I have to deal with content other than the one described earlier, I am often forced to do so)? When you watch a movie or read a book (Mein Kampf, for example) you need to identify yourself with the main character? :D>>223953585Not my cup of tea
rare worm cat btwhttps://youtu.be/ZUOH2LkD0pM
>>223955540if it makes my dick hard, it's a woman; if it doesn't, it's a man.simple as.
>>223955214kek, these fruity niggas kill me>>223955540I don't need to self insert but it often makes it more fun
>>223955630Good point. I can't argue with that>>223955647I agree. I was just joking before
Momberg was taken to the hospital by dadberg cuz she was feeling like shit. They took some blood samples from her and is getting an IV but she is doing fine when sitting. She starts feeling like shit again when she stands up though. I hope she'll be fine by the time the IV completely drips down.
>>223955555
>>223956284sorry to hear Magyno, hope she gets better fast.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MR_m0c3K55o>>223956284Get well soon, Mama Magyar.
>>223956284I hope it's nothing serious Magyar
>>223956284Praying for Magyar mom to get better
>>223956284
https://youtu.be/Ommm3S5vjX0
>>223956534>>223956623>>223956730>>223956784>>223956795Thanks my n-words. I'll keep you updated, but I'll probably only be able to tell more tomorrow as they'll probably only send her on her way around 10 PM cuz hungarian non-private clinics are retarded like this.
I will kill myself because I don't have a spanish gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB04l33EUVEnot today nor tomorrow but definitely in the future
>>223957510Same but replace spanish with french
>Erektionsprobleme? Schnell. Verlässlich. Diskret.
>>223957582we can work with this, we just need to do a switcharoo double date
>>223956284hope it's nothing and she can go home soon, sis.
>ma plus grand force: mon fils
>>223957837Hate when that happensDog refuge is getting suspicious >>223958184>je sais ce que je veux et je sais ce que je ne veux plus
@PortuniggaCheck this shit out mane fr ong sheeshhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Ykn_cWudo>>223957977They definitely will tell her to fuck off in the evening, when they'll exactly do that is the question. But as I said probably around 10 PM cuz the system is retarded. Also they are coming back to Magyarville tomorrow. They would have came back on the same day even if nothing happened to her so no days will be removed from their planned vacation cuz of the current thing.
>>223958222kek good one tooAlso just go buy puppy litters directly off FB marketplace, more bang for your buck
Ideal magyarcel weekend(not safe for Moselle)https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786847180970226.webm
>>223958649Massa making her do all the work.
>>223958649
>>223957510Portuguese girls are superiorcatnigga will back me up on this one
>>223958879it's crazy how big bobs will make a mid face attractive
>>223952912looks great desu>>223956284hope she gets better soon.
>>223954766I've no favorite movie.
>>223958689Massa is forced to live through that cuz reparashuns more like.>>223959149thanks nig>>223958879>nasci para viajarwhore alert
>>223959905Kek.
Did Portuanon's HIIT workout in this heat, it was brutal
>>223956284I wish her health!>>223956623Decent track
>>223959034as it says in Homer's Odyssey; a good rack can save your life
>>223959545reply to this >>223954924
Greeks nigga be like henlo I'm apostolos christou
>>223960166I know.
>>223960205I didn't see this.>>223954924This is interesting https://youtu.be/M4EOT1XXc_Y and don't call me timster.
>>223960194I'll never wash my eyes again
>>223960194incredible
>>223961019Would you eat >>223952912 ?
>>223961019nice video, i used to watch xer channel before xer transition. several months ago, i randomly came across xer channel again and was shocked to find that the diorama ytber i used to follow in highschool had trooned out. it's always the ones you least expect.>don't call me timster.so how would you like people to refer to you? timmy/timster seems like a fine, inoffensive moniker.
>>223952912>eating in front of the computerI don't want to imagine your greasy keyboard.
>>223961250Yes.
>>223961304I didn't know he's a mentally ill transvestite and no don't call me that you don't have names for the others too.
>>223961471>you don't have names for the others too.
>>223961471>you don't have names for the others toonot true, pretty much every notorious poster here has a name.
nuevo hilo>>223961749>>223961749>>223961749
