Fadam Pandler edishprevious >>223931304
futacock
I got this weird bump in my neck and every time I squeeze it puss comes out but it never gets better
https://youtu.be/UmPgMc3R8zgFucking love this rendtion of this song^^^^ so fucking much. Stevie was perfection. I need to build a time machine so I can go back to 1976 and fuck her brains out. Or clone her. Many such options.
All Gold 5 ruble coin with image of Tzar Nicky
>>223940153Adam Sandler should make a college movie with all those other guysin his movies where they are 18 year old freshman trying to navigate college life and bang hot chicks
>>223940198That's your head
>>223940218I have a friend who is really into Jap chicks except he's really charasmatic & goodlooking and can actually pull them easy.
>>223940177If you're fucking retarded
I haven't watched marvelslop since endgame but ngl i might see doomsday
>>223940229where'd you steal that from
>>223940248bahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWIH49WQBSI
i am addicted to an escalatingly large dose of benzos and now im drinking alcojhol
I haven't seen capeslop since the original spiderman series
The talisman!
>>223940355I've only seen a handful since the first Spiderman with tobey.saw deadpool, xmen, thor and I think that's it.
>>223940229>Tzar NickyHe looks like a chud
I hate women
BLOODY BEHNCHOD BASTARD THIS IS GOAT PISS NOT COW PISS!!!!!!!!!!
>>223940603Lol how can these people not be grossed out by poo and pee
>>223940567He was a good guy surrounded by bad advisors
>>223940589women hate you too
>>223940603i hear it's the new maple syrup
>>223940603peepeepoopoo specialist
i'm a very beautiful man
>>223940794Yeah then why won't you kiss me?
made manicotti, it was supposed to be ricotta cheese with spinach, but I used italian sausage instead of spinach I added mozzarella and parmesan before I put it back in the oven for a few minutes
hope I’m the character growth typa nigganot the splatter death typa nigga
>>223940264If that movie fails the MCU will likely not survive or at least be drastically scaled back
>>223940603>>223940672Saars will look you dead in the eye and say this stuff works
Lmao I thought it was pretty good so far but it's Ryan Murphy so I'm sure it's going to shit the bed
>>223940878'O Piccoliss'
>>223940993no way in hell it fails, they're pulling every trick in the book to make sure it's a guaranteed success
Idk what’s going on or who either girl is (japs are too arrogant to put in English subtitles) but these jap girls are decent wrestlers
watching King Kong (2005)
>>223941400I watched that recently again and was reminded of how amazing Weta Workshop was and how much of a hack Peter Jackson is
>>223940694Was he the one Jews killed?
>>223941470He would never kill anyone. Except in war. He didn’t like them and blamed them for social unrest and revolutionary movements in Russia (don’t worry the fact checkers have informed me this was FALSE)
>>223941414The Frighteners was good
>>223941602Haven't seen that. I want to watch some kind of historical epic like " The Last Emperor "
reminder to spank your foid regularly
>>223941650NTA but I need to watch the last emperor, I remember when I was a kid my mom was watching it at home and I was bored by it kek. I just remember that scene where the officials are inspecting the young emperor's poop
>>223941650Cleopatra
>>223941715If you are into history at all, I can't recommend it enough. It goes all the way from him inheriting the throne as a child to Communist China. I don't want to spoil anything but it's really really good as a historical film. A true epic. >>223941779Why is she so attractive? Cleopatra is canonically supposed to be mid.
Cleopatra is a Greek name that means Glory-Father (Glory of Her Father)Patroclus is a Greek name that means Father-GloryThey're essentially the same names but the elements are reversed and the gender is changed
>>223941856Patroclus caused the fall of King Priam and Troy. Cleopatra cause the fall of Marc Antony and Ptolemaic Egypt. Coincidence?
>>223941821It was the 60s. They weren't gonna spend millions making a movie and put a bunch of uggos on screen. Also the supposed accurate portrayal of Cleo in HBO's Rome wasn't that bad looking either.
>>223941989
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786831938082227.mp4american women scare me
Arugula and chicken salad for dindin
is xenomorph really based on usa culture/mythology?
finally going to try this fat slime ahh
>>223942059hell yeah
>>223941993She wasn't bad looking but you could believe that she was midish. Man the second half of the second season was so fucking shit what a travesty. One of my favorite shows of all time for the first 1.5 seasons. After the Battle of Phillipi. I do have some caveats, like idk why they included an incest angle between Octavian and Octavia, when that never happened. Really weird thing to add to the story. The bits with Julius Caesar were so so so good though.
>>223941996Purchased a pretzel and a slice of pizza at Boomland™ and the girl at the cash register was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. Stereotypical blonde southern belle type shit. Bitch would make a killing on onlyfans. Don't know why shes working at Boomland™.
>>223941925And they both had sex with men
>>223942111The homosexuality in ancient Greece and Rome being so prevalent is unironically the work on a handful of degenerate leftist academics in the 60's and 70's. It's all bullshit. If being gay was normal, we wouldn't have tons of records of politicians insulting their opponents by calling them homosexuals. (and no I don't mean the stupid giver taker divide)
back from costco
Waiting for a sexy sexo babe to have sex with
>>223942187did you bring me the tendies i asked?
>>223942211no, sorry
>>223942195I read this as nepo baby. Let yes get Phoebe Bridgers
I love to play with kids
I saw a really good looking couple at Aldi. Gave me instant depression.
This girl I met is a legit full blown alcoholic. She's made my life so difficult in the less than 7 days since I've met her. Everytime I finally get fed up and yell at her and try to dump her she gets super turned on and tells me to suck on her tits or something and we end up just going in circlesYesterday was really bad. Despite being an alcoholic she can NOT handle her drinks at all. We went to a bar and she got insanely absurdly belligerently plastered. I don't drink so that made it even worse. Everyone gave me extremely dirty looks and I got treated like a rapist. I mean it looked awful I'm completely sober and I'm with this girl who is tripping all over the place and starting fights with people and harassing everyone. Everyone at the bar cold shouldered me and was staring daggers at me. A group of girls came over to check on her and ask her if she's "ok" and then shot me the dirtiest glance. Then towards end of the night so many people were coming to ask how she's getting home and acting like I'm a super predator.
We are not reading that
>>223942257and then everyone clapped
texas thc xisters btfo
Do dudes who run shirtless think women are gonna stop them and ask 'em out?
nigger..... NIGGER!!!
>>223942362a donde vas
if i come, will you cum?
>>223942377do not cum
>>223942365I don’t know why but this made me laugh very hard
>>223942375messssico
I wish I could run shirtless but my back is hairy and covered in moles
>>223942402doro or the post?
>>223942397you need to post aoc
>>223942408Fat chicks come to the gym in sports bras and compression shorts. You have no excuse
>>223942429it was kamala so said it thoughbeit
>>223942428Doro running like a cute excited tard
i have entered the poop-ranchverily decreedyessir, indeed
Dark skinned Asian girl at the sushi restaurant got me actin funny
>>223942150They didn't seem to have a concept of homosexuality as we know it, but pederasty was pretty common. It's non-existent in Homer, but it shows up later literature. Plato mentions it frequently
>>223942438UV exposure for moles isn't good
>>223942452
>>223942451there's a pic of aoc with that caption desu
I'm not freaking out.
>>223942486I only saw the Kamala one
>>223942402Maybe you're a moron
you have a higher chance at winning the powerball than finding a slimthick japanese gf with a fat round ass
>>223942456fuck you
>>223942544Quick question, why are you Mexican?
It's looking a bit apocalyptic outside.
>>223942461Hot take but the dark skin ones are more attractive than the "white" ones.
>>223942563i was paid
>>223942612CIA?
>>223942480Cute >>223942532Aren’t you a ray of sunshine
I am alone in the midst of these happy, reasonable voices. All these creatures spend their time explaining, realizing happily that they agree with each other. In Heaven's name, why is it so important to think the same things all together.
There used to be the absolute best fart compilation of female streamers (mostly asian offlinetv-adjacent) on dailymotion, but it's GONE. I can't find it anywhere
Guys I'm freaking out.
>>223942639just watch pissing videos
>>223942653not into that
show me your chungussy
>>223942649Good
What would you do if a little green alien walked up to you and started shooting globs of cum at you
>Trump to soon declare strait of Hormuz a US territorybased as actual fuck
>>223942544phwoarjeet hands typed diss post
>>223942775Only 2 more weeks of the 4 week special operation
Vancouver, BC. Everyone wants to live here.
>>223942796why do i care its not like we have ground troops in iran
mejicanos are the jeets of norf americaits why everywun gets montezumas revengen in mejicomejicanos poop on the street and wipe wiv der own handsall the water is infected wiv mejicano poop saucedats why you get montezuma revenge
>>223942816Buddy >.<
hongcouver
>>223942279Not a single false detail in my post
>>223942816Costs a lot of money, pete hegseth is asking for 500 billion increase in Pentagon budget
>>223942839alright, go on then, prove it happened
Vancouver, BC. You had better be gone before dark.
Fuck Vancouver!
>>223942849who cares i have to pay taxes either way and its better than giving the money to USAID for gay sesame street in iraq or w/e the fuck the left wants to launder their money through
george vancouver was a great man
sin city. you never know
I'd rather live in Victoria than hongcouver I think
happy halloween cummies
Richmond, BC: More Chinese restaurants than people.
>>223942875The majority of pentagon spending is unaccounted for, they are the ones probably laundering money
>>223942867Yo fuck Toronto! Fuck Ontario! And fuck Alberta?
>>223942886Victoria is a giant retirement home
New Foundland and to a lesser extent New Brunswick and Nova Scotia is the only good part of Canada
>>223942257Where do I find alcoholic young women? Or do I have to groom one
>>223942886Victoria is more expensive than Vancouver and it's mostly homeless drug addicts and now it's all gone be turned into First Nations land.
>>223942915Yes, and fuck Quebec too!
I for one love massive bureaucracies
>>223942969i love gock
>>223940257You aren't allowed to say that
>>223942940Its just legal plundering, the military industrial complex will get billions upon billions in weapons and other contracts even if the military doesn't need it
>>223942982Who doesn't!
>>223942990Why not? I've got IRL friends you know.
>>223942996
The Pentagon failed 7 audits in a row, not a peep out of politicians
CHICKEN JOCKEY YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND
western civilization is so broken that its men wander around reflexively spitting out ironic love for gock like a fungus sending spores of nihilism
Fucked my lower back trying to lift a couch for momstein
>>223943026The Pentagon can suck a thick turd out my dick!
>>223943038gotta lift with your legs, dummy
>>223943026We all know why
>>223943036>western civilization is so broken that locker room humor existsokay sissy, why dont you go to asia or europe if youre so afraid of masculinity
Lesbian couple with a baby stroller spotted
Momberg keeps watching Halloween themed shorts on YouTube
What's your stud name?
>>223943068My gf has been sending my halloween and christmas tiktoks for a month already
If you were a masculine lesbian stud what would your name and abilities be?
>>223943081Rayray
>>223943081>>223943084Young Shorty Duwop
I'm starting to see more attractive black girls around
>>223943057Doesn't matter when my back is already fucked from scoliosis
kittin demands cuddles brb
Explored thunderbay in Google maps last night what a dump
>>223943038Sue her for damages
>>223943112they uppin their game tryna get a ytboi
My sister told me about how her "straight friends" love the show Heated Rivalry so I explained to her the concept of a fujoshi
>>223943061Asians beat up that nigger johnny somali and put him to work in prison when he disrespected a monument. They put vitali prison for harassing women. In the west children get mass raped to avoid islamophobia. Locker room jokes are about fucking pussy not eating dick
>>223943038Would a massage help?
>>223943132She got me donuts this morning so I shant >>223943162Perhaps
why did god make me so ugly?
>>223943161>In the west children get mass raped to avoid islamophobia>In the westJust say the UK
>>223943161You have never had a single friend in your life have you lol>asian countries are so masculine they... arrested two people!!!
>>223943175So you can focus on greater things than breeding like min maxing gooning
What's your chud name?
>>223943142sounds like you're all gay
There's a cold chill in the air. I don't like it
>>223943161>They put vitali prison for harassing womenThat's not what happened he went on a gta style rampage and humiliated asian sissies that couldn't do shit lol
>>223943138Funnily enough the only girl that smiled at me was a black chick who waiting for the bus.
God gave me a big cock and I have completely wasted his gift
had brunch with my mother and bf then went to a few stores
>>223943205Reinhardt
>>223943197They don't tolerate disrespect of their culture. Meanwhile you can piss on anything white people made, in fact its encouraged to disrespect our culture and traditions
god cursed me with being 5'7 and it all played out accordingly
>>223943205Chuck
alt-metal? death metal worship by post-nirvana, post-grunge commercial sellouts."-core? death metal worship by the more gayer punks.death metal? Slayer worship.Slayer? Venom worship.Venom? Motorhead dressed as Judas Priest singing about satan.Motorhead? Disenchanted from post-prog space-rock psychedelians turned Ramones disciples.
>>223943246No one asked fag
>>223943231Make it breed with some hens at least. Make sure it creates big chickens to eat later.
>>223943258jonny somali was making fun of asian culture in public while streaming it for like 3 months before he got arrested lol
>>223943246did you buy yourself some new panties with your mother?
Why does society hate the ugly and deformed (us) ?
>>223942859Closest I could would be posting my text messages but I find it rather abhorrent to share private correspondences with random strangers. Feel free to not believe me but it's true why would I lie about a bunch of people thinking I'm a date rapist predator type who gets girls extremely drunk to get laid? That's not even something you'd want people to think about you
>>223943292>(us)
Went to Old Navy and Kohls with the momberg. I got a lot of new big boy stuff today.
>>223943205Ben
any /r9k/ veterans remember those stupid fucking hug threads
>>223943205Small G. Rection
>>223942932I met her through driving Uber. I actually have met quite a few women through that, it's way more effective than I'd have ever imagined. It's a numbers game really. If you drive long enough it eventually just happens. Especially if you drive nights
>>223943309Back to school shopping?
/cum/ movie
>>223943205Augustus Canadicus
>>223943332Nope just outgrowing/replacing my clothes from high school.its been 10 years or so.
>>223943344Nice dubs
been hearing a lot about that sex thing, might give it a go
>>223943344fattyI can still wear my Levi's from high school 15 years later
Pink Pony Club is a banger
I'll never forget going back to school shopping and begging momberg to buy me the force unleashed rancor toy
Black people spend the most money as a percentage of their income on car payments, Asians spend the least.
how can i meet amish girls
>>223943378Did she do it or was she a CUNT?
>>223941400That kino made me cry
Did you join the anime or video game club in high school? For me it was the chess club
you're getting SLACKS
>>223943387>Asians spend the least.clearly you have never lived around asians
cars are for retarded baboons
>>223943398Im talking statistically
>>223943387What is a car payment?Like property tax on vehicles through your town?
>>223943393no i played football and baseball
>>223943344Nice, I bought a new bedspread from Target. Such cases
>>223943393we didnt have either in high schoolwhich is weird, because it was right during the peak of naruto
>>223943370I fluctuate in weight a lot. Right now I'm a 38x32.
>>223943390She said it was too expensive and then I never saw it again
>>223943409I drive a corolla
>>223943429Obeast
>38lardass
>>223943412How do you live this long and not know what a car payment is? Its a monthly or bi-weekly payment on a loan you take out to buy a car.
>>223940229>slav>thinks gold is something special
>>223943246how's bfstein?
I'm a 28x30
>>223943393I played rugby
>>223943448Oh I didn't know. I bought my 3 cars in cash
i wont lie, anglos are pretty fucking ugly
I'm only 200lbs bros it's not that fat.
>>223943272No I only bought a set of the James May's gin, I considered a few books as well but my reading backlog is big enough as is so I held off for now
anything under 180 is victim weight
>>223940589Naw, you hate yourself and project the hurt onto women because that's a hell of a lot easier than actually engaging in self-improvement.
I'm probably a 30 x 38 but I intentionally get baggy bags that are 36
I started taking magnesium again and my dreams are crazy, but I'm gradually remembering less of them
me? 34 x 34
>>223943482I'm 200 lbs and wear 33 or 34x30 depending on brandYou must have 0 muscle mass and be all fat
>>223943472I bought my car in cash, just a little weird you didn't know what car payment means
>>223941602Fantastic movie. Arguably MJ Fox's best film.
>>223943487:/
>>223943495you do get crazy dreams but as you keep taking magnesium it starts to go back to normal idk
32x34
>>223941602trini was incredibly cute
>>223943506It was a joke bruhI'm American I know people are making payments on their pizza hut orders
Ford is making their trucks more and more expensive, mad people are still taking out loans for those ridiculous things, majority never haul or use it for work.
What does pussy juice taste like
hardcore punk? pink flag wire worship
>>223943523I just want a diesel hilux with a 5spdIs that too much to assk?
54x22
>>223943503I was around the size at one point. I workout a lot I've just been stuck bulking. I need to cut for sure.
>>223943530salty milk and coins
>>223943541They don't make hilux for north america
>>223943530my cum
>>223943530The closest thing is probably mayonnaise but a little more acidic than usually.
I'M A SHAT-ME-PANTZY AND I POOP FUR DAS FARTERLAND
>>223943464He's good he's napping after walking around in the heat all day, ridiculously hot here today and going to be even hotter this week, hope you're well anon
Lifted truck = asshole and retard
>>223943556I know. The 5th and 6th gens can be imported as they are 25 or more years old
fuck my incel ape life
>i made (x material) thing>its actually just epoxy
Americans like to pretend they are free. Ask them if they can import a new Hilux and watch them squirm.
I ate out a fat girl once and her pussy juice literally tasted like candy
>>223943589Why are you watching that doo doo movie?
>>223943596she probably ate pineapple
>>223943595Who would want a new one? All the desirable ones can be brought in
>>223943596you hallucinated that
>>223943596
>>223943596Is it true fat girls give the best blowjobs?
mining netherite is so fucking boring
>>223943604>>223943596She probably sprayed her cucci down with cheap body spray to mask the embedded odor of sweat, must, and thigh friction
>>223943613ask your dad
>>223943630Well do they?
>>223943599it’s peak, a timeless classic
Just had dinner with cousin. I was really drunk and posted her here for a russian to jerk off to few years ago
>>223943639not even the ebst kong movie
>>223943645Why haven't you had smex with her yet?
>>223943651The deaf girl from the newer ones died recently :/
>>223943651bro you like vintage slop?? fuuuuck you're so cool and cultured!!!!!
>>223943651Wtf is that shit? Those special effects are friggin asshole
>>223943669indeed>>223943671silence, zoomer
Being able to take a hot shower didn't exist until around 100 years agobefore that nobody had taken a hot showernone of the people you look up to ever took a hot shower in their lifestop being a pussy and be a man
>>223943669hes actually 70yo so it was his childhood
>your pussy juice tastes like candy Sounds romantic
>>223943651Fay Wray was cute
>>223943681what stopped people from heating water over a fire and bathing with that
>>223943651Stop motion is SOVL
>>223943681oh no, they took baths instead, horrors
Drinking warm 7UP.
>>223943698waste of time, energy and resources
>>223943701many such cases
OH NONOT MEWE NEVER LOST CONTROLYOURE FACETO FACEWITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>>223943712BC?
Listening to Dave Brubeck Quartet Live At Carnegie Hall.
>>223943681Actually they did, it's very easy to heat water and then they would sometimes put it in to a container overhead to rain down on them, george washington for example had a combo shower bath in his home at mount vernon which was common for the upper middle class and above
Gonna play they hunger (half life mod) later this month when it gets closer to spooky season
>>223943753
Got a rotten tooth I gotta get taken care of. Gotta pick my pills up from Shoppers too.
>>223943681hot baths existed all over the world.even monkeys enjoy onsen in japanthe fact that you felt it was okay(?) to lie about hygienic history really makes me uncomfortable
>>223943758post the album cover so I can backsearch it with google
>>223943801
>>223943749No.
>durr durr durr>im gay>le reddit spacing
>>223943842why are you so upset
>>223943832Either the timestamp is lying or you are
>>223943876Alberta is still standard time.
>>223943907I did not know that
>>223943596i mean that might be conceivable consequence of diabetes
