right well thats a black cock flying up my arse at 999 nautical miles per hour
any u lot see Darren till knock that guy out
>>223941523that's like concrete at those speeds
kissed my first negress tonight. technically she kissed me, but i did kiss back.rating: 5/10. overrated.kissed her ginger friend a bit after and that was 10/10. redheads are a different breed lads. get you one.
>/BRIT/
>>223941512right well that's me touching my penis now
Coalition of the Raped
go ER!
drew this 10 hours ago
>>223941562Would you say the experience "changed you"?
ziedy's dream
>>223941512PHWOARRRRRRRR
>>223941591no im still a racist. she didnt even have a nicer arse than the ginger either, even though it was a nice arse.
you better not post in the other one
>>223941610Gherkinopolis, if you will
>>223941512yeah i know its bent to say this but this doesnt do much for melike i know shes peng but i'd still rather shag a white girl with a more mid body than thisnot low test either i had a blood panel my test is very high
>>223941616Did you get their contacts?
>>223941627that is a mid bodyshe's fat
>>223941562Under what circumstances did a black girl kiss you?I've been wanting to have sex with a black girl for a long time, but unfortunately there aren't many in my country and even fewer pretty ones. I regularly jack off to black girls, I'm almost 30, and I'm still a virgin.
>>223941649
>>223941627It's fine not to like blackIn fact that's normal
>>223941649nah shes not fatshes got nice curves, bubble arse, nice titsi'd still rather a skinny white midette
>>223941610our future if burnham doesn't stop the fackin boats
>>223941636im still out with them lol stuck in line at kfc while they're at the table and passing time talking to /brit/ hopefully i'll get more than just contacts if you know what i mean haha>>223941666almost flattened her as she came out the bar at the same time i went in. said sorries and then they were sat at the table next to me and my mates when i got back and just started chatting.
>>223941682grow up
>>223941703take a cheeky pic for the lads
my life is the embodiment of limbo
>>223941666there are genuinely loads of black women who love balkanoids
plap plap plap plap
>>223941673I don't know why I don't like them, it might be purely the very dark skin which I guess my brain doesn't register as being familiar enough to want to have sex with. I also don't like their light brown palms and soles.Or maybe it's the facial features. They're not very pretty.Girls who are a quarter black are often still really fit to me
>>223941752>Girls who are a quarter black are often still really fit to mebest of both worlds brother
genuinely can hear someone throwing up or choking outside sounds like a fucking plunger in a toilet
>>223941703Lucky... I'm socially isolated. I have never been to a bar. I haven't even really tried alcohol at almost 30 years old. I bought a can of beer once (in secret from my mom) and I didn't like the taste. I never bought it again.By the time I'm 30, I have no friends or social circle at all. All the people I talk to in real life are my mom and a few relatives (like my aunt) who visit my mom once every few months.
dem carry the flame
>>223941708you grow up, if the abominations that are created from interacial sex don't give you nightmares and kill your dick then you're a leftypol discord troonhttps://x.com/Kittenwaffin/status/2088385482149278031
https://vocaroo.com/1oUOJnRxPSp3
>>223941818grow up
>>223941797pop off rorke
The post on 4chan uses a profile picture of what appears to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun
>>223941813i believe in you serbladyou're gonna make it
>>223941813Seems like you need to try crack cocaine
>>223941813Are you Serbian or are you a vpn
I didn't try a chocolate bar until I was 50 and had to eat it in secret so my parents don't see it, then I buried the wrapped in the backyard and the dog dug it up and found it and I was in deeeep shit
Take that rorke. Jesus loves EVERYONE.
oh yessss he’s a shagger who’s out with the LADS, snogging women AND also on 4chan posting on /brit/!! Do me a fuckin favour
>>223941819AAAAHHH WOTAN SAVE ME FROM THESE WICKED DEMONS
The holocaust Wikipedia
get them shagged serblad
>>223941900wash that muck off son x
>>223941610Akon city 3.0
>>223941902I have two enormous calluses on my foot filled with water
>>223941610gherkin city...home
got to have the window open cuz I’m sucking the vape
>>223941819>if the abominations that are created from interacial sex don't give you nightmares and kill your dick then you're a leftypol discord troon>X link Not clicking that
>>223941905really tells you much if zendaya is the best they got for interracial representation, how in the hell would lisan al gaib choose her over that white princess? nonsensical tranny tranny don't speak to me tranny
>>223941835
fidel Castro = GOAT
>>223941905the one that's not Zendaya is so pretty
Naziyank posting off topic racist crap again is he?Why does he come here every day, as a foreigner, to post /pol/ slop and twitter links?
only anime that's acceptable to like is dbz 2bh
>>223942004Liam Neeson looks like him and should do a biopic.
>>223942004grow up
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
got the one piece on
>>223942004goat of what? being a commiemong?
>>223942044insightful. U really showed me. Ur hero is probably Churchill, fucking fag
>grow up
6 letters, 2 words. That's all it takes to annoy /brit/mongs
Imagine being gyaldem freak and obsessively saving and reposting random e whore pictures and videos and etching out a meagre existence on your benefits
just made an absolute monster of a post on /tv/might be one of my best ever
castro was inspired by owain glyndwr historical FACT
>>223942019chicano coded post
Any aryan man in
This is an anime forum
>>223942069castro wasn't that much of a commiemongche was so disappointed in how un-commiemong castro was when actually trying to run a country that he got bored and ran off to die in the jungle
>6 letters, 2 words. That's all it takes to annoy /brit/mongs
need the yanks to pump the powerball back up to a few hundred milly so I can get involved
saw a beautiful fat girl earlier, stunning face
Flower
AI Yank Jesus
>>223942097don't forget living in your frontal lobe rent free
>>223941976cody hates this
>>223941920all golems unfit for the republic :/
Her body is 10/10 to heterosexuals and yet the face and skin color more than negates it.
>get email notification that an item I'm tracking is back in stock>already sold out again when I go on the site
ello lads!
>go out wearing glasses>dont get so much as a second glance>go out wearing contact lenses>get actively approachedactually mental how glasses just annihilate how good you look
talk about a fucking scam most of my storage is “system data” and it can’t/wont tell me what that is and it’s impossible to delete it
I'm a black trans disabled muslim socialist
>falling for the crapple scam
>>223942200grow up
>>223942185Fuck off four eyes
>>223942164who wants to touch a black female, the irish?
Get the esoteric Sanskrit nuclear science downloaded
>>223941512>a fat modelI don't understand.
>>223942078Tommy "Talmud" Rubenstien lmao
Allah is a woman
>>223942219Mental how I am so confident that you are obese I would genuinely be willing to bet my flat on it
>>223942221She's not fat, you malnourished retard
lying in my bed flashing my excellent arse and fanny with pineapple chimp
i like pointless as a quiz formatit could be a decent programme but that host armstrong somethingwhat a drip. my god he's boring
>>223942244
>>223942219be honest, have you browsed to the source in that picture?
>>223942219ok black women rly like white bois so how come im not getting sucked off right now by a blvck qveen
In the hospital right now ladsFell down a small cliff when I was hiking and gashed my eye. Honestly thought I was gonna die. Anyway how's your Saturday going?
https://x.com/BlackYellow/status/2088651496023802114
when you need some help to get bysomething to make you feel strong reach for juggernog tonight sugar seduction delight
>>223942289what you done that for you daft twat
>>223942289Enjoy the trip?
Catberga has sat her fat arse right down on my stomach and now im incapacitated
>>223942289ffs hope ur ok x
ordered the empty plate and pint glass at Fidel Gastro's the other day
Rorke thinks it's funny he drove a black man to suicide via constant racist abuse Well rorke, let's see how you like it when I turn the tables
>>223941562How do you tell the difference between a redhead and a black girl when your kissing them?
POOdel Scatro lmao!
>>223942289why would you need a bed for stitches?
>>223942289>Fell down a small cliffhow? are you gonna be ok?I was at a "Assumption of the Holy Mother of God" celebration and a kids birthday combined earlier, ate some lamb
>>223942332I dont know lad, how do you tell the difference between a redhead and a black girl when you're kissing them?
>>223942308Hope it gets comfy and the claws come out like with my old Catthelflaed
>>223942356You open your eyes
Hope everyone in /brit/ is having a lovely Saturday
>>223942192hate this
>>223942348Rorke has been at many Assumptions of the Virgin.
>>223942338
Let's face it Cuba was always going to be a bit shit
>>223942289burdenmaxxing like timget yourself down to specsavers for some "excellent" glasses
my my leftypol's neovagina is awfully tender today
>>223942369what is his name x
>>223942372
Wish I had received more love, encouragement, and guidance
>>223942289Can see ur face in the reflection of the door btw
>>223942272i hate the final round its like name a voice actor from the 1972 film fritz the cat name a japanese prime minister from the 20th century and name a player from the 1999 champions league final and then everybody goes for one category and all the answers youd think might be pointless score 1
a lot of guys feeling sorry for themselves these days
jason arday supposedly overcame such tremendous adversity in life yet was so mentally weak he selfishly abandoned his children
>>223942289oh dear lad, heal up quick
gio scotti stuns in new instagram stories
>>223942289thats grim imagine saturday night sober
>>223942289... posting on /brit/ on my google pixel smartphone in my lovely navy chinos ... i hate my new bed location .. i'm gonna die ...
>>223942422it breaks my heart desu
Bloody BORED
>>223942289hope you catch MRSA
>>223942426this post won't go over well with the guardian readership
>>223942307No, think I screamed like a man being eaten by a bear as I fell through the air>>223942304Dunno just being an idiot>>223942317Thanks mate x>>223942338Because I'm fucked. My back is in severe pain and it hurts to sit. My eye is just the most visible ailment
>>223942440"roaring"
I'm a 37 year old gremlin. Anybody fancy a shag?
HE INVESTIGATED JASON ARDAY IS WHAT HE DID. AND HE GOT THE POLICE CALLED ON HIM AND HARASSED FOR IT. AND IN THIS HOUSE JACK GROVE IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
>>223942426left them an awful lot of money though
>>223942421haha because there's always one mog like you in the survey grouplove it, it's like Family Feud for white people
wotanic roaring at the thought of a /brit/ poster falling off a cliff
sir bum rape
my ears are fucking ringing from the gig i was at
>>223942455ah well. get better soon lad x
Specsavers advertisement talking about special kisses (I don't wear glasses by the way)
>>223942426Still had sex though didn't he? Which is more than Rorke can say
whats your emergency?>oo oo ive gashed my eyeyouve done what?>gashed it really gone and gashed it
>>223942469aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh (dats him yellin when he falls)
>>223942418How do I look?
>>223942403Her name is daisy
a canadian man would've finished the hike
>>223942289you have a bit of poo on your sock
what are /int/ /brit/'s thoughts on /mlp/ /brit/?>>>/mlp/43421728
>>223942474>he doesnt have earplugswhy lad?
so this is rorke
>>223942487remember a bird sending me an article that was like "top 5 ways to kiss when you both wear glasses" cuz i was specky and she was getting glasses that week haha
a lying spacker offed himself it's a good day
>>223942490ktim
>>223942508Better of hit it
>>223942507Little Chinese fella
*lying legs akimbo at the bottom*I>s this the end for Rorke?
>>223942509Don't think so your dad was found alive and well.
>>223942491open your eyes thats what i do haha
>>223942504*nasally nerd voice*alright gang before we go in the bumpin' club i need to make sure my earplugs are in
>>223942525s
And it's a shameThat you're so afraidJust a worker waitingIn the pouring rain
had enough
>>223941637scr FAFO
>>223942504Haven't worn earplugs in the 16 years I have been going to gigs and festivals (got big ears you see, they'd simply fall out)
he's been given the barry off eastenders treatment
Bust a move /brit/!
>>223942522aye she was my bird for like a year
>>223942504people at provincial town metal botbs dont wear earplugs theyre for fags. id have thought this sentiment was shared in eastern europe
fucks sake lost my key and I'm locked outordered a new lock already and I'm weighing my options between calling a locksmith or borrowing/hiring a ladder first thing in the morning since I left a first floor window open
>>223942557Me soon if Specsavers is correct
>>223942543halos shifting
pls feed me drugs
>>223942564Fuck sake I never asked
leng katies?wafrican batons?yessirrr
read any good books recently lads?
>>223942564What are you locked out until morning like?
Fungus.
>>223942580Not me rn. I would literally die Sedated anyway
>>223942550kys kike
>>223942531yeah i dont want tinnitus, ill kms>>223942553im so afraid of it cause some people i know have it bad and they are suffering
right well thats all good but -m katies massaging winstons soul pole yeah?
>>223942583no
Rorke looking bemusedly at his glasses fit in the reflection of his neighbours' bedroom window
>>223942587yeah basicallyshall sleep in the car I guess
right that's racism outside of /b/ isn't it
>>223942564kek done this once got drunk in the shed and fell asleep then called a locksmith next day who came in like 2 hours and opened it in 10 seconds for £90
>>223942583yes (no)
had tinnitus for three days after a gig once
>>223942583here's my intellectual arsenal, reckon you could take me on?
>>223942583Blood in, blood out: the violent empire of the aryan brotherhood by John Lee Brook
>>223942559i dont care what people think lad
>>223942583Time taken: 129msThe Grapes of WrathSteven SpielbergThe Holocaust
>>223942621wheres the fucking meat
theres some teenagers in balaclavas infront of my house :/
Fake heatherpaedo. He always types with perfect grammar and punctuation and always says Katy, not Katie.Honestly somehow more sad that someone would impersonate a paedo.
>>223942648corr good bit of culture that
>>223942642Me on the left
>>223942640Stop reading fiction books lad
>>223942648Get them shagged
>>223942642Me on the right
>>223942633well thats good actually thats the sort of free thinker we need everybody was singing about death and murder but nobody was singing about ear protection
>>223942648go out and just start wildly swinging haymakers
>>223942622I should have become a locksmithSpend my mornings humiliating people
>>223942622I've heard it's more expensive lately plus it's a Sunday so emergency callout fees will apply will chance it with the window if I can get my hands on a ladder, B&Q is a 10 minute walk away and they do tool hires but dunno how it works
>>223942641Right here *gestures towards my crotch*
>>223942658evilberg
No need to run, and hideIt's a wonderful, wonderful life
>>223942658what about the bible
>>223942650yes yes but JeMarcus picking up Maya-Lee from clartingtons academy
America does not have free speechIts just as draconian as in the UK in my opnion.
car usage should be severely restricted
>yhnble
>>223942633That is true metal \m/
>>223941512POR MI RAZA HABLARA EL ESPIRITU
>>223942680Break a leg.
>>223942680just dont pick a google ad locksmithand dont let them drill out the lock as thats how they take a simple pick job into a massive payout
you should report the pedo cancer parasiteyou know who it isreport the posts or face the consequences
>>223942690
>>223942697she knows she's not allowed to go with strangersbut its something about is Carribean Musk
Time taken: 141msThe HolocaustDeath squadHoly See
have to be up a 6 for toil tomorrow, hate my bastard nigger life
future rorke
