> MORTY, MORTYYYYY! WE GOTTA GO TO THE DOLOMITES, MORTY! T-THERE’S KRAPFEN, MORTY! I-I-I LOVE KRAPFEN, MORTY! Y-YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU DON’T WANNA GO TO THE DOLOMITES AND SAY, “WOW, RICK, I CAN’T WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH INTO A SUCCULENT, CREAM-FILLED KRAPFEN”? C-C’MON, MORTY, WE’RE LEAVING RIGHT NOW! A-AND THEN WE GO SKIING! MORTY, I-I-I JUST HAD THE GREATEST IDEA! MORTY, HOLY CRAP, A BAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOLOMITES! D-DO YOU REALIZE HOW ABSURDLY GENIUS THAT IS, MORTY?! I MEAN, COME ON! I’M A GENIUS! AND I CAN TELL GENIUS WHEN I SEE IT MORTY!why are tourists going crazy for a fried dough filled with cream in my country?
>>223943238I've been to Italian Alps but not Dolomites. Is it worth a visit?
>>223943238Why would anybody go to the Dolomites when they could see the same scenery in Wyoming with a more fun backcountry experience and essentially zero Italian wogs infesting the pristine wilderness
>>223944471dont tell them wtf
>>223943238salzburg is way better at lower prices, they also have salt mines and stuff
>>223944471US/Canadian skiing seems so much better than European skiing at this point, they have fewer issues with climate change and the absence of snow on the slopes. In Europe it's just ice coated with artificial snow almost everywhere for most of the season at this point and it's never getting better
>>223944572US makes up for it by having the skiing industry controlled by evil MBAs, I will never shell out the thousand dollars for a single day pass in Vail because I'm not that gullible to fork over my hard earned cash
>>223944717Yeah desu that's a big issue in the US I've noticed. They have ski passes that are a lot more expensive than Europe which is still crazy and unjustified. Probably a bit better in Canada.Also they kick people out for the slightest bullshit kek, though their ski slope goons would be unlikely to ever catch up to me.
>>223944839Yeah i don't ski because1. Surfing is way more accessible (just live near the ocean) if your goal is to get yourself killed in an instant doing sports2. Way too fucking expensive, it's just as bad in Canada because the same companies own resorts across all of North AmericaI think even Mexico's only ski resort is owned by the same cabal, it's quite evilI would prefer to just go ultralight (except for the box of beer) hiking
>>223945051Hiking is great too. I wonder if American MBA ghouls charge you for climbing their peaks in the summer. Because in Europe it's all free public domain essentially
>>223945182The federal government under Trump is trying to sell off all of our public land so I'm sure we'll have to start paying to hike too in a few decades and trails will be cut up between private lots where we pay each lot-ownerThankfully for climbing ski mountains I believe it's free because they don't own the mountain itself, they own the ski lanes/infrastructure/liftBut I also think that many of those mountains intentionally don't have public summertime trails to the topThis country is high-key a hellscape
>>223946810Speaking of, Russia will likely be the only decent place in Europe you can get any good skiing in soon. Local resorts are developing more and more, only issue is they're far away.
