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>>223946381the other one was first but I like this OP more
PoopPee
I look like this
https://youtu.be/Lgk1yhp40wc?si=bafKLNpGmVhN_S2W&t=62
>>223947831poo poo pee pee?
>>223947838I look like this
>>223947850So based
>copying /ita/we used to be a great general with original editions....
>>223947850he has earphones and children can't see the screen.
>>223947848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPpG0hSOnKY
>>223947850
>>223947838>>223947852i look like this
>>223947876What is this?A brainletjak for ants?
Easily the weirdest trend of the past month has been figuring out my Brother is a massive Azumanga fan. After I watched a movie with my family he sat around in the other room watching it.
>>223947883your brother is a fag like you
Love it when Zoom Zoom shows up to /cum/, he makes all the incels seethe
>>223947880yes
IM COOMIN on zoom zoom
Just like honneeyyyyy
This is what I look like in real life
i'm seething
>>223947859many generals use cute cats in their OPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo9vf9YmrqA
goodnight
>reddit leveling
>>223947935Good night bud
>>223947928that cat is ugly though
I'm gonna eat cereal and go to sleep
>>223947983you do not
>>223948012You have a UTI
Sigh I actually look like this
Jeffrey Epstein was a hebephile and ephebophile, not a pedophile.a real pedophile is someone like Nicholas Prosper, who indeed had (most likely still has) a preference for prepubescent girls.
I wish famous people were here on /cum/
>>223948052That's good to know, thanks man
>>223948052thanks for the heads up, goshpedo
>>223948018Ye I do
one time when i was riding my bicycle a black guy randomly came up to me to ask if i wanted to race i got scared and almost rode my bicycle in front of a car trying to get away from him
fuck timmy gonn' do?
timmy status = fleeing into traffic
I think Timmy has fallen out of fashion for names. Same with Karen.
>>223948117One of my proudest moments in HS was beating a ripped African guy in push-ups for the presidential fitness test with everyone else in the class watching.
almost forgot to do my duolingo
Sometimes I really hate the fact that my name is actually Timmy. Home Improvement, South Park, and general internet culture has made it suck. My family calls me Timmy because I'm the youngest and my work called me Timmy because there's already a dude name Tim there
Flyover states are drowning
my cousin's named tim but I always call him timmy
Brother got a gym membership and wants me to come with him but I'm scared
>>223948324do you feel this bothers him, and if so, is it funny?
>>223948404dont think so. We (my sister and mom) were calling him timmy long before the meme came around
>>223948336you'll relax after 30 minutes. it'll be great for your health, and having your bro there will make it fun. go for it!
Would you wear this?
>>223948424how else am i finna boutta rob the bank homie
I don't agree with him politically but Chuck Grassley seems like a genuinely sweet man who would be a great Grandfather. I'd love to hear him tell stories about the farm and how it was back in his day.
>>223948412okay, good. no harm then. when i got divorced, i was still close with my in-laws, and at a family dinner her brother had a blow up. his sister (not the one i was married to) kept calling him a pet name he hated since childhood, and he was under a lot of work stress at the time. he yelled at her to shut up, and he meant to bang his fist down on the table, but he accidentally nailed his plate and mashed potatoes and gravvy went everywhere. i still laugh about this. luckily the broncos won, so he was happy and mellowed out before the night ended. also drunk.
apparently i have to pay pro to turn it off :(
jimmeh timmehh
go on without me bros, Im too sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whats up fellas
kek
>>223948716It's alright. Arab girl turned me down, I ate a fancy dinner with lots of booze by myself, I helped my family move a bunch of shit to our roach-filled apartment complex that's 80% Jeet, and then finished it off with Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (man that movie sucks ass).
>>223948774>Arab girl turned me downyou asked her out and she said no?>I ate a fancy dinner with lots of booze by myselfwhat did you eat?>and then finished it off with Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (man that movie sucks ass).Never seen it, is it bad bad or bad but you can laugh at how bad it is?
man I need to go somewhere on the coast and just pig out on oysters
>>223948813>you asked her out and she said no?Yup, said she was going out with her friends instead>what did you eat?Sushi. I wasn't going to go there but I never eat meat on Fridays so I went there instead of the Italian place I was going to take her.>Never seen itYou should watch it, it's set in Romania.>is it bad bad or bad but you can laugh at how bad it isIt's bad bad until Nicholas Cage gets on screen and the villain is revived and turned into a demon that rots people to death, then it becomes funny bad. It's just frustrating because it has completely incoherent writing and awful, AWFUL cinematography that is very thirdie-coded. That being said they're both worth watching, especially the first one. They're both good trashy American fun, and apparently the new Ghost Rider is going to be played by Gosling so I might actually check that out if it isn't slop.
>>223948884>sush.jpgThat does look good.>Yup, said she was going out with her friends insteadWas it like an excuse or maybe she actually had plans and she might say yes another time? >then it becomes funny badI like those kinds of movies>and apparently the new Ghost Rider is going to be played by Gosling so I might actually check that out if it isn't slop.nooo, why would they replace Cage, he is always great on screen and always in need of money
>>223948884What does your butt smell like through your underpants?
>>223948937>That does look good.It was fantastic, the drinks, food, all of it. I just wish I had someone to share it with.>Was it like an excuse or maybe she actually had plans and she might say yes another time?I'll have to see what she says next time I see her at work, but most likely I tihnk it was an excuse given she said earlier in the week she had no plans but might get her hair done and would get back to me about going out. She then did that when I asker her again so I presume she's not interested,>I like those kinds of moviesYou'll have a blast. That gif I posted earleir of the flaming skeleton pissing fire is from it.>why would they replace CageHe's already playing a Marvel character, he's Spider-Noir. He's busy with other stuff too given his career is in the middle of a massive revival and has explicitly turned down playing the character again because he doesn't like either of the movies.That being said, Goose is a very good replacement and I'm interested to see what he'll do with the character as long as they don't fuck it up and try and fold it into multiverse crap.
>>223949082I haven't had good sushi in years. >I'll have to see what she says next time I see her at work, but most likely I tihnk it was an excuse given she said earlier in the week she had no plans but might get her hair done and would get back to me about going out. She then did that when I asker her again so I presume she's not interested.It doesn't hurt to at least try one more time, hope she says yes. >He's already playing a Marvel character, he's Spider-Noir.Oh yeah I heard about that, have you seen it?> Goose is a very good replacement and I'm interested to see what he'll do with the character as long as they don't fuck it up and try and fold it into multiverse crap.Is it a Marvel character, I don't follow those movies, I've only seen Spiderman 1 and 2 which were good movies.
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>>223949131>have you seen itNo, I haven't watched any capeshit since The Penguin (awesome show btw). I was kind of interested at first but I lost interest fast like I do with most Superhero stuff, and I'm very preoccupied atm despite loving Nicholas Cage.>Is it a Marvel characterYes. He's from the edgier line of characters called "Marvel Knights" which includes Punisher, Daredevil, etc.
>>223948774>finished it off with Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (man that movie sucks ass)that's so weird, a friend was just telling me how much better it is than the first. treat yourself for all the hard work.
>>223949252>a friend was just telling me how much better it is than the firstThey're both completely different movies which is bizarre. It's never really sure if it's a proper sequel, a standalone sequel, a remake, all of these, or none of these. It's weird because it's not like the characters or story are boring or shitty, it's just thrown together without much rhyme or reason while the direction outside of the action scenes are terrible.They're both worth watches though, they're both very entertaining films that are often funny for both the right and wrong reasons.
Do you think zoom would let me poop on his head?
>>223949469he'd enjoy it, yes
>>223949309oh i think i should still watch it then. i have no taste when it comes to movies, so it'll probably blow my mind.
what's the best burger from in-n-out? they don't have it where i live, so this is sort of my only chance to try them. what would anyone who's had it before order if you were on death row or something?
>>223950121Their burgers are all just varieties of the same thing, they have like 5 menu items total. You can customize your burger with different amounts of patties and by making it "animal style" with the sauce.I get 2 patties animal style.Their fries are mid, can be skipped.
>>223948336The gym is a lot of fun. Don’t worry the hardest part is going soon you’ll be tailoring your diet and pushing prs. Just go.
Albertabros explain to me what the fuck is happening with your car insurance insdustrywhy are people paying $5000 a year for insurance on their $1000 shitbox
>grain sludge and toxic seeds drink
saving myself for marriage
gonna get some shit done today, fr
I clicked in here without reading and I was a bit confused at first
>>223946381I want to eat horse again I had it once in Asia and it was great but I also like chicken gizards and beef heart but not whale
Where is every/cum/my?
>>223953786Dead. Dead and buried.
I am waiting for the laptop I want to buy at costco to go on sale.
If I asked you real purdy would you call me Buffalo Ron?
The United States is rapidly losing its soft power. I wondered what the world will be like in 15 years
>>223954092The US made the most profitable movie in history less than 3 weeks ago
well, jason?https://files.catbox.moe/5x5cd5.mp4
I'm just going to troon out on the weekends and on some weeknights here and there. I can stop any time I want
hello. time for church
>>223954335
Working at McDonalds doesn't seem so bad. Why do Americans hate it?https://youtu.be/RKWLu6UHryQ
The thc gummies I bought yesterday had a strong skunk weed scent to them and I was worried that they had fucked up the dosing and I was completely right, took one and had a panic attack then fell asleep for 12 hours
>>223954561a lot of people who work full-time at McDick's also need government assistance to survive because the pay is so low compared to the local cost of living
Who's your favorite indian philosopher?
>>223954561Shit pay and inconsistent hours
>>223954713shinzo abe
>>223954561
>>223954622>my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery
And when the colors bleedMix up my memoriesWhen I write it newI'll just be a sound you heard
>>223946381'O Piccoliss'
>>223954727I don't have my glasses and I read that as Schizo Abe
>>223954843Steakys aren't "juicy". There is no such thing as "steak juice". That's grease. Let the steak cool, and you'll see all the congealed "juice" as white fat.
Women don't "squirt". There's no such thing as "girl squirt". Look at it and smell it And you'll see all the "squirt" as urine.
yohooo we gotta check this new place out bro you say this
Might volunteer at a community theater
do niggas in this thread really be wearin glasses? LMAO
fixin to rain
>>223948424oh hell yeah dude. you could get away with so much blatant crime and they wouldn't even investigate it.
Momberg doesn't care about her liver health and continues to eat/drink sugary foods it's grim
Been around the world and I I I
imagine living in south africa
vas
How do you get an Asian gf in the US as a Latino?
what the deuce
>>223955873Why do you care
shaiza
>>223954713The comments on that site are a fucking shit show
>>223955873
Shimmy shimmy ko ko bop
>Former U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema testified that she repeatedly had sex with her then-married security guard while she was in office representing Arizona, according to federal court filings.
>>223956080That's hot
You lick snizz
>female bisexual>look inside>only has male partnersEvery time
>>223956139Meant to reply to >>223956080
>>223956139Yellowfever fags have some kind of facial blindness that bitch is hideous
Games are so shit I don't even bother to pirate them anymore.
>>223956210So you think the male is more attractive?
>>223956261Did I hurt your feelings?
>>223956301It was a genuine question about looksmatches
>>223956319You are trying to insist that I'm gay, but all men are naturally gay so it doesn't matter
>>223956362>insistESL or low IQ? You decide
>>223956398You are the low IQ one here if you wanna know the truth about it
>2015 was 11 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fib4-S9ENpE
>>223956426>all men are naturally gay so it doesn't matterSaying this proves you are more retarded than anyone else to be desu with (you)
all briankin are naturally prone to AIDS
violent homophobes are usually repressed homosexualsthis has been known for hundreds of years
>>223956467It's literally been proven by scientific studies but stay ignorant it's what you are good at
>>223956522I give you aids you bitch basterd
The sex dwarf just escaped the sex dungeon again
>>223956543Aids doesn't even exist it's just an advanced form of gay conversion through fear mongering
>>223956522Dubs of truth>>223956535Singles of retarded homosexuals
>>223956535you should stop assaulting homosexuals, anon
>>223956580if you love something, set it free
>AIDs kills millions of homosexuals>retards like brian pretend it doesn't existI think homosexuals have this Freudian subconscious desire to destroy themselves because they know they are abominations lol
I never shit in public restrooms because I'm scared that a gay guy will smell my poop and get an erection
Got a call from the current project manager last night to go grab a pint "To prepare for having to come into to get a few things figured out and maybe prepped to go for Monday." He's a surprisingly decent hang.Show up this morning with a bit of a dry mouth, and go to order in some of the stuff the crew will need... Not available... fuck... Waste an hour trying to source more out to find that my main lackey put on his man pants Friday and pre-ordered them for delivery today.And the PM snuck in to my office... [me in groentex]>Fucking Kyle. I hope he gets cancer of the dickhole!"Dickhole cancer!? What an awful thing to wish on someone. Do you know how many men and women die of dickhole cancer every year? All of them!">They call it the silent killer. It goes untreated and metastasizes into leukemia of the balls."And then it's game over. You go to grind out some knuckle babies, and find out you've got a cancer gun! Pew pew! Sarcoma of the soul!"I think working for/with this guy is gonna be alright. Now he just has to stop calling me in for overtime days for shit that could be an extra fifteen mins on Friday. I got church n shit - gotta get right with Jesus.
>>223956672Poop is a natural aphrodisiac so it's going to give any man gay or straight an erection
>>223956693Man I'm not reading your blog post
If you've never had a wet dream about your dad you aren't normal
>>223956725You already have and you'll do it again.btw, get tested. You probably have cancer of the dickhole.
>>223956744These are the people they're asking us not to beat upO temporaO mores
>another faggot meltyJanny, get ready
>>223956779I find this photo udderly enchanting
In two lines I chew rhymes and make niggas fold like they was futons
is kiwifarms not working for anyone else?
homosexuality forces women to compete with men, so women outlawed homosexuality by refusing to bang tops pre-history trvke for you
>>223956816Yep
How's life in Grande Prairie, Bryce?
>>223956822A hole is a hole
>>223956822>so women outlawed homosexuality by refusing to bang topsThey don't know until a week later when they visit the gynecologist and gets asked how so much feces got in her puddy
>>223956811fold and futon dont rhyme thoughbeit
>>223956822this website is garbage >>223956839sick of the faggots and troons on this website but ill go back to ‘iwi josh was right about this website being full of troons and pedophiles
you can just tell that all this ai stuff isn't going to last
>>223956807*turns up the melanin dial slightly*And how about this one?
>>223956872Marshall could do it.
you know that thing were people can bet on any random thing, i should start a bet on rather or not i will lose my virginity
carstein is complaining
I am posting in /cum/ at the airport again. Someone walked past with a godawful giant AI generated "HOLY TOLEDO!!!!" patch on their backpack. I will let you fill in the mental imagery of what kind of creature wears such things
>>223956896Little chud piss baby having a melty because his safe space is down lol
>>223956872LinesRhymesFutonsFold doesn't enter into it
>>223956920turn the radio up
>>223956898It's already peaked, they are going to continue paywalling everything and it will be a high-cost tool
>>223956896
>>223956901Great breasts and all, but I keep replaying this hoping that after enough views maybe the loincloth with shift just a bit moreThe breasts are overshadowed
>>223956901absolutely haram
I amu ristening to De Sumisu becozu I amu gay ando saddo
>>223956872https://youtu.be/N6AfaCi5VH4?si=9ehB0pD5EhRu4NmJ@.2:32
>>223956947*turns down the breast dial*And this one?
>>223956898ai is demonic and not real work or art fuck your attempts at making “god” when our real God is Christ only trannies and browns love ai>>223956927josh is the only one fighting for free speech and against ofcom this shit hole never did anything but spam tranime grooming propaganda and mudslimesin ten years this website will be gone and kiwi will remain
The final redpill is realizing that cocks and hairy chests are visually more appealing than vagains and boobs
>>223956938that'd be great if that's what it takes to get AI out of search results
>>223956999I thought troons hated ai
>>223956976Dontu be saddo Wirriam, itto wazu rearry nathingu
>>223956999Kiwi will be stuck on the dark web with a community of 100 or so basement dwellers while everyone else moves on
>>223956999>DemonicYou are brown
>>223957025Troons hate AI images and videos but they all talk to ChatJeetPT about their delusions
how can you prevent getting scammed by mechanics?
>>223957027wtf I hate raccoon girl now
>>223957020you’re burning in hell i pray you faggots get run over by another car or shot atzoomers woke up and chose HIS WORD unlike you soillennials>>223957025troons love ai you stupid sodomite >>223957060>ignoring how 4cuck is dead and full of pedophile groomers and gooners‘arty and ‘iwi won
>>223957077Ohhh lmao that makes sense
>>223957082own nothing mechanical
>>223957077>Troons hate AI images and videosAre you joking They love it it lets them create images to confirm their delusions. Just like they love anime
>>223957082bring a man with you to talk to them
>>223957082diy it yourself
>>223957090crazy how far 'ick on 'eck on the 'log went. i wonder if you realize what you're referencing.
>>223957114Done 'im-Kruger Effect.
>>223957021Probably still going to be like that for years until Google fixes how their SEO & AEO works
findom gf says that i have to pay $1000 before she can ignore me
I'm so groyped up rn I'm leaking through my jorts
>>223957195might be ballsack leukemia
>>223957278Could be ligma disease
carstein might be complaining about its battery
anyone else hyped for The International on Thursday
>>223957303no
>>223957303Rare chinknadian post, I thought jeets extirpated you guys
>>223957294I hear the new chudese variant's especially painful
>>223957020>cocksyes>hairyno
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Thoughts on guidettes?
Seto Kanna needs to get a BBL, her ass is pathetic
>>223957325why not
>>223957424Japanese BBLs are very uncanny, you would regret saying this
>>223957411>food hoes
I’ve never looked at boobs/butt and thought “she needs some plastic shoved in there”
>>223957377if you have the money then why not
>>223957451One rotten apple doesn't make the entire group rotten or however the saying goes
>>223957451ahhhh whats up with her hips?
>>223957439cause dota is boring, i care about league a little bit, might watch it here or there if theres a tournament
plastic surgery should be illegal outside of reconstructive usage
>>223957531>oneYou underestimate the issue
I love her!
>>223957550Japanese surgeon attempting to give her an ass
>>223957593Ma chi è chesta troia all brown celebs look alike
flag football is really shit
LDS is the true church
>>223957615It's the Diet Coke of sports
>>223957559fairI can’t stand playing mobas anymore but watching dota is still somewhat interestingmight put $5 in one of those gambling websites to make it more interesting
>>223957593Why is ninety percent of zoomer celebs brown
>>223957627>Church>True
I smell bad but I'm not going outside today so idgaf.
>>223957593why is she ao gaunt and ghoulish nowbring back freaky nikki
>>223957661Soillennial
>>223957627I used to think that LDS temples were Disney world growing up
>>223957645Reflecting the current population after years of open borders
>>223957674k boomer>koomer if you will>promise me that you won't
the three jobs now are streamer, podcaster, and onlyfans model
>>223957674When you get older you'll understand. And not for nothin Santa isn't real either
>>223957681>serious mickey mouse shitchecks out
I feel like driving around without insurance as a foreigner should be grounds for deportation
gay pride worldwidetotal heteroid death
>>223957681The temples are beautiful>>223957693>>223957710Explain why lots of zoomers are Christian?
>>223957303Largo in italian means wide and not large. Now you know
My favourite brown whore is Olivia Rodrigo
Just sold my first startup. Ai parents for orphans. Made my first 10K. Get your money up not your funny up
>Get your money up not your funny upwhatever the fuck that means.
>>223957800Mine's your mother
>>223957800I like 1990s Rosie PerezCute little squeaky fuckslut
>>223957771jason has a strange sexual obsession with Adam Lanza
Just sold my first food stamps. Free methadone for jumkiess. Made my first $50. Get your money up not your funny up
>>223957847why do you have a sexual obsession with jason?
you guys are into promiscuous women but the thing is they are still chad only
>Batman fights alongside super powered aliens and demigods>Has no power himself, is just rich and nuts
>>223957910hey goshpedo do you find jason sexy?
>>223957795Oh, Giusè!Comme staje, good morning
I'm going to use that 10K to start another startup: I bought a bunch of Pokemon cards from Target and I'm going to scalp them
>>223954417PATER NOSTERQUI ES IN COELISANCTIFICATUR NOMEN TUUMADVENIAT REGNUM TUUMFIAT VOLUNTAS TUA SICUT IN CAELO ET IN TERRAPANEM NOSTRUM COTIDIANUM DA NOBIS HODIEET DIMITTE NOBIS DEBITA NOSTRASICIT ET NOS DIMITTIMUS DEBITORIBUS NOSTRIET NE NOS INDUCA IN TENTATIONEM SED LIBERA NOS A MALOSAMEN
>>223957793I've never interfered with christcucks being delusional
90 degrees outside
im rewatching dragonball and it's kino
>>223957943Good. Was thinking earlier that Im glad pope francis died
>>223954417Piousanon again
Being pious and modest is based. Reject porn, reject modernity, return to Him and His beautiful word
>>223958030Orale vato
>>223957981>SED LIBERA NOS A MALOSA MALIS*
>>223958113Malis is plural
knock knock
>>223958156Go away
Distefano I want to have sex with you
Er tanzt, er tanzt, er ist eine Tanzmaschine.
really fucked up that Alex Jones said Sandy Hook shooting was fake and gay
>>223958188Kill yourself.
>>223957793Jesus is back, in pog form
>>223958156*Shoots you* we don't do that in this neighborhood
>>223958214Yeah but did you hear him explain the prequels? It was golden.
>>223958188You are a beautiful castiza, right?
>>223958131Yes, ablative plural following the preposition amalos is accusative plural
need sleep
>>223958093i dont speak mexican what does that mean
>>223958257I checked and it's a MALO so I was wrong but you were wrong-er, now shut the fuck up
>>223958257Not for nothin but I think Giusè knows what he's talking aboutDo you say"Deliver us from evil" or"Deliver us from evils"? I guess either could be correct in English but Latin è na cosa divers
>>223958274Are you some kind of hick who can't speak his own language?
>>223958214They really killed the 1st amendment because of some fat slobboid
>>223958214Alex Jones is fake and gay.His real name is Jan-Aksel Blomberg. He's a hell of a drummer.
>>223958294I know it by heart but we dont have cases in italian anymore, it's the easiest thing to get wrong
>>223958274MALO is ablative singularMALIS is ablative pluralA MALO = from evilA MALIS = from evils / from evil things
>>223958214He has the most alarming body type it feels like he should have had 7 heart attacks by now
>>223958274also its santificetur and you mixed the ae and oe diphthongsdon't tell me to shut the fuck up in my own general you greasy analphabetic wop
>>223958361Post your body
>>223958382
>>223946381il piccolissimo
>>223958324Malo means "Evil" mali could mean everything ranging from misfortunes to illnesses
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>>223958419That's not how this works at all lil bro
>>223958378>hurr durr you got two letters wrong It's a malo, you git a whole word wrong mong. God is with me
>>223958456I wasn't even looking at the lord's prayer. I just know basic grammar. There is no context in which A MALOS is grammatical. Both A MALO and A MALIS is grammatical
Let it be, you're both wrong
NEW>>223958439
>>223958476You will never be a latin
>>223958513Thank God