>>223947269
Built for facesitting and 69

>>223947283
Grow up

right what the hell is going on

ok i will post!!

>>223947294
Sex is a very grown up activity, not sure what you mean by this post

I actually need to have sex it's getting beyond a joke now

i've hit Rorke bottom

>>223947311
*rapes you*

>>223947326
right stop that

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remember ken m

>>223947361
Yeah

>>223947365
funny weren't he x

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i want to be monica's slave

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another day of shitting myself

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got the cans sinked
got the bags sniffed
got the tiger trap on
oh it a good saturday night

>>223947394
ktim

banned yet agane from the lgbt board for saying trannies are men. for containing 4 letters in their membership they do seem to only gatekeep 1 of them don't they.

need to get up really

>>223947429
well were you horrid about lgb people as well or just trans people?

clearview driving sex arse

just a reminder that jannies love Alysa Liu as well.

how do i know? got banned for saying "kill Alysa Liu".

>>223947431
you'll do nothing

I'll make my own /brit/
with blackjack, and hookers

football is almost back
get in

>>223947455
no you wont

entering the Coffee Zone

Not to sound contrived but Britain is orwellian hell isn't it

>>223947508
a bit yeah

Hadō #90: Kurohitsugi

>>223947526
shed be attractive if it wasn't for the Dobby nose

>>223947526
is this a ten in the uk

>>223947535
that's the best part

>>223947542
This
Love me a woman with a unique nose

>>223947435
Just think it's unfair that the mods and jannies over there are always trannies, and rarely the nice ones. I'm fair to lgb and the nice trannies.

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>>223947535
you dont get it

>>223947540
>>223947526
do (You) niggas find this attractive?

>>223947452
You should be banned for posting that.

>>223947554
yeh

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>>223947541
definition of unconventially attractive

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how can you hate this she's lovely

>>223947568
Sometimes unattractive is just unattractive.

>>223947454
well i did get up and i had my shower and now i'm making a coffee

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>>223947554
yes don't you?

>>223947549
so you broke the rules and now youre crying about it
great stuff borelord

>>223947584
bodied that kiwi freak

Don't like that thumbnail

>>223947558
i already got banned. Now somehow i started to like her.

>>223947575
i no longer hate her. I accepted the defeat.

>>223947567
>>223947585
no

>>223947593
cute

>>223947584
reverse pyschology'd ur ass

going to have pasta for tea today
now normally i have my pasta and a saturday and a curry on a sunday but i had an odd day yesterday which means i didnt have my pasta so im going to have it today instead and then maybe on monday ill do a curry but just a dead quick one

>>223947586
as i said, they choose to selectively enforce the rules in ways that favor themselves. It's ok to sexually harass lesbians and ftm, because the trannies themselves are the ones doing it 9 times out of 10. It's ok to post anti women hate or gay hate based on old stereotypes, really vicious stuff like saying gay men have AIDS and molest children. Yet you can't say trannies are men when they're biologically men, and that's beyond unacceptable for 4 trans

>>223947615
is there a report for being boring?

>>223947612
which pasta? don’t bother telling me about which curry though as i am wholly uninterested in forren muck

>>223947610
got that morningcel

>>223947623
it's 6 am on Sunday and you're here. not sensing a magnetic personality in you either fuckup

Got a good post but I'll save it for Aussie hours

Sneed

was having a wank once and the guy in the video had tattoos on his fingers that spelled out the word "porn"

Why do I always wake up in the morning needing a piss, why can't I just wake up and enjoy a bit of time in bed

>>223947654
scr

what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub

Mad how I'm trying to fall asleep and some of you are just getting up

Missus refusing to talk to me now because I pointed out how every takeaway in our town is run by Indians when I was pissed last night

>>223947663
Drinking
Smoking
Dancing
Living

>>223947663
With dementia

>>223947665
that’s not good

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found it
why would you do this

>>223947654
>>223947683
s

>>223947679
Shut up you neek

It's so easy to commit suicide when you're drunk and listening to music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdPb7BUmw2Q

sucking a milk

gonna get wank tattooed on my fingers

>>223947700
I agree, that song is so boring I'd commit suicide

Just got out of the hospital. Dying for a fry up.

Got some stitches above my eye and it hurts to walk and sit.

morning lads, at toil haha how are you?

could never eat a snail

>>223947723
Talk me through it

>>223947723
>hurts to walk and sit.
Mihai?

>>223947700
For me it's Jimmy Eat World - Hear Me
https://youtu.be/fcmFH5OvdtA?is=godliDlc1alOjapm

>>223947733
What are you a priest?

>>223947751
I'm wearing all black
x

>>223947723
just don't get constipated

Brirish women are horrid

>>223947788
All women are horrid

>>223947800
All human beings are horrid.

>>223947788
>>223947800
>>223947808
grow up

>>223947808
No just women and non whites

It's yet to be proven to me whether sex is a real thing or just made up by big sex make me feel bad

>>223947830
Not having sex is the default choice and sex is a disgusting perversion (most people are perverts damned to Hell)

>>223947823
You'll do nothing

>>223947843
You're drunk lad

Great Britain is a dreary island full of dreary people

I only watch solo female porn because I don't want to feel like a cuck.
I only watch solo female porn of woman who would realistically find me attractive. This is either women in poverty countries or ugly women in 1st world countries.

>>223947860
So what if I am? I could still lay you out and send you two ways from Sunday

>>223947875
You're Irish lad

Atlantic Canada is more Scottish than Scotland

>>223947874
good man

>>223947888
I'm Scottish
My great-grandfather was Finnish and he was the most recent of my ancestors to arrive in this great land
Get the Niggers and Jews sunk in the depths of the sea

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poo

>>223947924
bizarre lie

>>223947874
ktim

>>223947907
Did you know Nova Scotia means New Scotland

>>223947924
Ok i agree with this post

>>223947948
this one is good
mums do be like that

6 /brit/s, Jeremy?

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bridget phillipson goon sesh on the cards

>'stainless' steel
>gets stained
right well

Ruby Granger sex arse

got the world in three but i have no idea what the word means

>>223948014
meant to say wordle :/

Didn't ask

just had a phenomenal charles wank marathon, had a great spaff to photos of my sisters fanny

>>223948034
*rapes you*

>>223948008
haha t-that's weird lad... where can i sign up for the pre-order list

So did Bonnie Blue actually have an orgy while she was pregnant?

Surely she should be arrested?

>>223948067
Why would she be

ruby granger monica geldart JOI

>>223948081
Obscenity charge innit

>>223948067
mad how women are allowed to be completely sex addicted freaks with 0 consequence

This world is corrupt to the core
Nuclear annihilation is the only solution

>>223947945
I did!!

roasties are genetic btw, sisberg had a big roastie when we were kids and bathed together
probably why I’m a fan of them now tbqh

>>223948132
I'm not sure sharia allows this

>>223948132
erm

>>223948157
sharia would bloody well approve of it

Bloody bastard

freshers pussy

first gf also had a big roastie, was def a virgin because she bled when I fucked her for the first time (mine too)
I think this proves my statement

>>223947311
just hang your arse out the window and wait

>US pulls last aircraft carrier in Asia as Trump focuses on Iran and Western Hemisphere

It's over for Taiwan
Enjoy never owning a computer again brit

>>223948187
your willy bled?

>>223948196
You vill own nothing

>>223948200
mb I bleed when I cum sometimes

>>223948214
Is anything normal with you?

>>223948221
yea I have a regular 9-5 job
aside from that I’m a deviant

right i need some interesting news now
sorry an earthquake in indonesia is not good enough

i shed skin around my ears very often

>>223948196
So all those years of focusing on the Pacific were for nothing and all for the sake of a forever war in the middle east

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>>223948242
our new kitty is playing along nicely with our other cats

already 8 o clock that's the day wasted

>>223948262
is that the one with the freakishly large paw

Zooble and Jax were a lot like Rorke and Leftypol when you think about it

>>223948269
she has normal sized paws

>>223948260
strong words for a cunt with maybe one carrier

>>223948262
right well that's cute

>>223948281
We're not the hegemon mate and when we was we never fucked up so pathetically

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>>223948302

>>223948317
nice tuxedo gato

Mad how badly Europe has fucked it in the last century or so
Wish the world wars didn't happen lads

My dad says it was alright til the 2000s

My usual sexual routine is as follows;

>1. foreplay
This involves the usual making out, squeezing and sucking tits, spooning while rubbing her clit with my cock until she is desperate for me to start fucking

>2. Eat pussy
I reject her request for cock and go down on her. Not much to add with this one but I also slip 2 or 3 fingers in while sucking her clit until she cums and she is literally begging to have a cock in her
(Part 2 is key because if I cum early while fucking, she at least got to cum too and will be less upset about me finishing early.)

>3. Fuck - The First Plunge
By this point she has begged for cock so she literally doesn't care what position I fuck her in. She pulls me in and I fuck her missionary. The preceding cunnilingus makes the first plunge even more ecstatic than usual. Her legs wrap around my body and I fuck her for as long as I can handle. Usually she starts rubbing clit and she cums a second time. Usually I will also cum, but sometimes I can proceed to a bonus round

>4. The Final Act
This is now the stage where I am done, so I can go as hard as I can to finish myself off. This will be doggy 90% of the time. I am lucky to have a 8 x 6" penis, so doggy style really allows me to feel like I am piledriving hard. I use all of my strength to produce the strongest thrusts I can muster until everything culminates with my final thrust.

What are your thoughts? Is there anything I can add/change/mix up my routine?

>>223948341
Yeah but the underlying problems were already there it just hadn't become nigger hell yet

>>223947579
You can't really play that game here, you have to see the beauty in anything

>>223948281
What have our numbers got to do with what your retarded president is doing?

>>223948345
It's all a bit boring really

>>223948331
he most likely inbred, but a lovely little cat nonetheless

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Why are her thumbs like that

the purchase

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/sex-dolls/p/thrust-pro-elite-natalia-lifesize-realistic-sex-doll-45kg/a40937g74585.html

>>223948409
hate toe thumbs

>>223948409
girlie what the duck!

>>223948409
WTF

the war on my bollocks

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>>223948409
WHAT ARE THOOSEEEEE!!!! KEEEEEEEEK

the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrow
I bet some of them even woke up early and thought it was monday hahahaha

>>223948417
Think if I owned one of these things I'd want to just use it as a punching bag and I don't know if they're built for that

Growing up is realising that a good three-course meal is more enjoyable than having sex

>>223948455
ktim

>>223948462
I'm at toil now
x

told dadberg to make me a bacon egg omlette nearly an hour ago and the cunt is just now cracking the eggs fucking hell

>>223948483
trvth nvke, I once experienced something close to an orgasm while eating a particularly delicious lobster

>>223948500
Get him battered

>>223948500
what fucking lazy CUNT hope you gave him a good piece of your mind mate. you don't deserve to be treated like that

>>223948483
I doubt the first bite is as good as the first plunge

got mental elf problems me x

>>223948345
>8" penis
sure you do mate

Is /brit/ mostly Londoners?

I've beaten baldur's gate 3

>>223948521
...yh

>>223948329
I tried that test and it just kept giving me middle aged hags and bames to rate

>>223948521
I'm in London
x

>>223948500
call childline and say you're being abused

>>223948535
...yh? x

mildly autistic people really get on my tits (i'll forgive the spackers who are clearly severely disabled). seems like more and more people are using this fake disability as an excuse for being a socially inept rude twat who everyone has to tiptoe around

dirlie what the guck

I live in Llanelli

>>223948535
Your phone will be snatched out of your hand mid-post

Sir Bodied By Wordle

>>223948542
yh
x

>>223948549
I heem bames

I suffer in Suffolk

>>223948521
no

>>223948543
>socially inept rude twat who everyone has to tiptoe around
k, ktim

Mental how Americans genuinely believe London is some dangerous Islamic hellhole when in reality its murder rate is way lower than even the safest American cities (and about 20x better than the likes of Chicago or Philadelphia)

No wonder you're all miserable bastards being in London

>>223948543
not fake though is it

>>223948575
it's highly grim, hate it so fucking much

>>223948574
not really though is it

>>223948543
i don’t tell people i’m autistic, don’t think most people would even know what it is if i told them

any east anglia man in

I suffer in Kent

jason arday sex arse

very anticlimactic end of the game, my character died almost immediately and then astarion bugged out of combat and just massacred the final boss without any resistance.

Don't know what to believe about London as I've never been
Don't like darkies though so that's not going to change

>>223948594
Will you be suffering at the next meetup?

>>223948635
oh um

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>>223948521
nh

>>223948635
Racismlad!

don't need to see that on a Sunday morning

>>223948584
From 2019, but figures haven't changed too much. London has had a few high-profile terrorist attacks (where not that many people died, relatively speaking) and has a bit of knife crime which is mostly just black kids stabbing other black kids. That same problem is way worse in US cities, where you've got even more black kids killing each other, and guns instead of knives, so their homicide rates are way higher

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/18/world/london-us-cities-homicide-rates-comparison-intl-gbr

>>223948644
hmm thought I cleared the file box, either way "gyaldem rising"

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>>223948635

might have a cheeky toil nap

>>223948644
Where are you from then gyaldem lad? Thought you might be in London as you're an arsenal man

>>223948635
right well i'm not gay but i am slightly disappointed that the other bloke's knob isn't out whilst he sucks that BWC

>>223948651
attempted murder rate in london has been increasing with the number of wogs, it's just that emergency services respond faster and have more experience with knife wounds

did an absolute horor poo. it's all thickly spread up the front of the bowl and no flush will dislodge it

>>223948688
is that right codes

>>223948635
That can't feel good
Imagine getting facefucked by a big cock
Make me feel sick

>>223948673
hopefully you will have some gay porn dreams

>>223948690
get it pungled for goodness' sake

>>223948690
hate when i have to wipe the toilet's arse

>>223948680
I'm from the south, reading but moved up to newcastle as a kid. my dad supports arsenal so I grew up watching them

>>223948690
always get these when I’ve eaten fish

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‘rse

>pungled
right then time to go back to bed

>>223948719
>my dad supports arsenal
Where's he from

>>223948688
Not aware of any statistics on "attempted murder rate", but the actual homicide rate is going down year on year, and so is "assault with injury" and "neighbourhood crime". Some of the drop in murder rate might be due to improvements in treating knife wounds, like you say. But the fact of the matter is London really isn't that dangerous compared with every US city

I lived in the borough with the highest murder rate (Lambeth) and could still walk home absolutely in the early hours of the morning absolutely slaughtered after a night out and get home fine, because the crime is mostly limited to the drugs gangs on the estates killing ecah other

completely overcast and mildly chilly it fucking lush x100

>>223948727
why the long face haha

>>223948742
the murder rate in the US is quite low if you don't count the blacks

>>223948739
dad's from romford

>>223948752
well yeah

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>>223948750

>>223948761
:)

>>223948761
he got something to say he better say it now tell im

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>>223948008
FANTASTIC post

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Just need Emma Watson to cheese one off right in my face.

>>223948782
it was a homophobic slur directed at you

got the auld lang syne on. jocks did a good job there

eating an cereal

Calm down.

Watching Lindybeige

rorke watching Alley Cats and saying out loud "10 seasons and a movie, easily"

shouldve never let canada and australia gain more autonomy. bastards

>>223948877
Hes a twat

>>223948894
lol

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sunberg has been defeated for another year
he was bang out of order this year so he bloody was

Dismantle great britain

>>223948752
https://vocaroo.com/1aiebIgUSNNL

>>223948931
How so?

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>>223948752
>the murder rate is quite low if you don't count the murders

eating oats, anyone want some?

defund australia

mi wan fucky

>>223948956
Comes off as pedantic and gets a lot of stuff confidently wrong

live you dream in the australian outback digging through sand

>>223948965
aren’t oats cattlefood

>>223948990
Yeah cows are built mate

>>223948990
arent swedes the dregs of humanity? cant believe i offered to share my food with you, bastard

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>>223949049

>>223949049
'

>>223948945
it not right, my green england incel walks should last deep into october

>>223949049
you are disabled
a normal paedophile would not spam an obscure 4chan general with the same webms as often as you do

>>223949049
don't buy her dr pepper

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would be poo screaming the entire time she was pooing in my mouth

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>>223949079
>a normal paedophile

>>223949096
gegggg

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>>223949056
would give the oats to my horses, not eat them myself

rough workout session barely for any energy and my incel brain keeps telling me to give up

>>223949049
i don't understand what you gain from posting the same things every time

>>223949115
ur horses want to walk on grass and not that rubble you cruel bastard

why are all these tiktoks edited so schizophrenically? I don't see the appeal, why is everything sped up and black and white and mental?

watched the apartment (1960), very good movie. should be required viewing for posting in /brit/

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luluka went white

bring back minstrel shows

>>223949140
don’t you know what a paddock is

had a breakfast but still hungry

>>223949164
i looked up this anime because you and the Canadian keep spamming it and it’s literally for young preteen girls what are you doing bro

>>223948965
brother, may I have some oats?

>>223949176
eat more x

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condolences to professor sir captain arday

>>223949179
what's an anime for big burly men