sunday edition
Thinking of developing a parasocial relationship with all of my favourite youtubers Thoughts?
how big is tilde
tried to bait and failed miserably again award (goes to me)
>>223951419name them first
>>223951419It's more fun with twitch streamers
>>223951419sounds good. who are your favourite youtubers
Length: 6.7 inchesGirth: 5.2 inchesyou?
mad how unfunny you spastics are. you can just tell how mindbroken you shut-ins are coming over from r9k,
Claude, create a new gimmick for /brit/
>>223951432DSPgamingKingCobraJFSWingsofRedemptionBoogie2988ReviewTechUSA
>>223951446and are you really any different?
Is this barbecue smoke or more?
>>223951421
they were carelessly hurling it in werent they ?
still don't know why jimmy page turned chinese
>>223951469Ukraine just droned Cheadle
>>223951469cronem chiefing morning clickums no worries
>>223951469something is on firewhere is this out of interest so i can never visit
>>223951459don't know any of them but boogie
steak and ale pie for lunch
my mum made me a scottish pudding and i understand now why the scots are miserable
Having a wuppa with some ginger snaps. It Sunday x
>Reform intends to scrap PIP and the disability element of UC alongside massive cuts to UC That right there is the golden egg for Labour. Take a huge chunk of their budget and make sure every benefit claimant in the country knows this one bit of information and Reform literally loses half of its base lmao
>>223951511nigga got that homophobia
>>223951526grow up
>>223951469looks like smoke to me
hope that lad who was getting a pizza enjoys his pizza
>>223951511love a cat honestly
>>223951548Could go for a bit of cheese pizza myself
>>223951527Jenrick genuinely has to be one of the most repulsive people in British political history>let in 50k Afghans and covered it up>massive zioshill with a chosenite wife>thatcherite scrooge who thinks "pull yerself up by your bootstraps" is a good idea
>>223951527everyone already knows nothing with be done anyway. New party forms a Government with le radical manifesto, tries to implement it without changing the appropriate laws to make it work, claim the opposition stopped you, make it your re-election campaign, still do nothing if you win again, blame the opposition.
>>223951479she'd get it. and by it i mean my penis
joke: the Torygraphbespoke: the Torahgraph
>>223951578>thatcherite scrooge who thinks "pull yerself up by your bootstraps" is a good ideaoooo did the communist use memetics to try and dismiss basic human logic woah dude your sarcasm has really made me wonder about my pre-existing political opinions about the basic concept of work and self-improvement
>>223951419do as your heart desires
>>223951627*puts 50k Afghans in your White town*
the grauniad
If reform get elected and scrap PIP and do massive cuts to the benefit system the fallout is going to be insane. I agree we shouldn’t be a welfare state but the harsh reality is it’s engrained at this point and the other harsh reality is even if reform get in unchecked migration isn’t going to stop because far too many human rights laws and far too many migrants and immigrants have settled here and have kids who will be the next generation.Imagine all the working class and council estate lads still being surrounded by migrants but now having their benefits cut it’s going to be insane kek
four missed calls from dadaeleven missed calls from timmy average sunday for katy
did the right wing man promise the slashing of the welfare budget did he? yep, i remember the last time this happened and Ian Duncan Smith promised Universal Credit to be a revolutionary act of cutting benefits.
birthday eery day demmie
mental how the same media that called him for cheating is now blaming the media for his death
got the velvet underground on
Right
would rather have a 1 million Indians flood New Zealand than 100,000 Americans.
>>223951627tell us your own success story since pulling up your bootstraps seemed to work so well for you
>>223951678ranjesh
>>223951677mental how these people have wives and mistresses
>>223951677...yh
>>223951469blud's neighbour really said fuck the system and lit up a disposable bbq
>>223951677kek
>>223951590The issue is now we are out of the Ezu there are no longer protections for people with disabilities or welfare or public infrastructure or tax cut protocols etc If reform gets a mandate they are 100% cutting benefits as Farages plan is for the UK to be the USA 2.0 so he can do a Trump and rave about the budget going down and saving money through massive tax cuts to the wealthy then he can rave about his legacy and then the UK falls apart in 20 years anyway due to the fallout of 3 million disabled spackers resorting to crime or being homeless and the mental health crisis deepens Get ready for a much bigger homeless, drugs and crime epidemic in the next ten years lads we are in for a wild ride
>>223951678dunno about that one mate
>>223951469lol what a shithole. big fan of those giraffes in the window though
>>223951678Saar
rorke shitting his pants now that reform are coming for his 'tismbux
>>223951721No acts of parliament were repealed regarding welfare or disabilities since brexit. Lie on, freak.
doing the job seekers allowance shuffle
really unfunny cheadle meme being posted for the past 10 years by a runt on here and /pol/
SHAHAD DRONES OVER POOWONG
you will never be a real capitalist. you have no capital. you have no assets, you have no equity, you have no dividends to collect. you are a wage-slave rentoid drone twisted by propaganda and algorithms into a crude mockery of an uncle tom
https://www.azquotes.com/quote/781265
(she's a femme fatale)
>>223951788grow up
people say the uk is so poor and all that but a loaf of bread is what £1.25 and minimum wage is like £13. you can buy 10 loaves of bread for an hours pay. i bet thats more than at any other point in history
>>223951815lol fuck off you boring cunt
>>223951812only brown people still earnestly believe in capitalism at this point. decades behind the white man as usual
Old Money and New Money are caught in a rivalry because they have different incentives. - Old Money has power but that power is vulnerable to disruption by either competition from New Money or by a revolution- New Money has power but that power is limited by the attacks that old money can mount, especially sinecures/anti-meritocracy and high taxesOld Money basically wants a stagnant society that never innovates, and it wants society to be fractured and weak so that coordination for a rebellion is hard. It wants taxes on income and legible wealth like stocks to be high, and it is frightened of a truly meritocratic system because it knows that merit is a threat to it (Old Money has less actual merit because it is many generations away from actual cutting edge competence).New Money wants an innovative, low taxation, meritocratic society so that it can maximize the gains from its superior competence. It is less frightened of rebellions because any rebels have a very strong incentive to ally with the New Money because the New Money has competence and is therefore instrumentally useful for any new regime. In contrast, rebels see Old Money as a pure parasite that is hoarding wealth and contributing nothing, ripe for robbery and exile or death. Old Money has an incentive to bring in a bioleninist foreign mercenary enforcer class because old money has a loyalty problem in the native population (natives see old money as parasitic). Old money likes things like LGBT as well, because LGBT is another form of mercenary enforcer class - this time deviant natives rather than foreigners, but again loyal for bioleninist reasons (nobody really likes sexual deviants, so they are inherently more loyal to a regime that they depend on).
got a fillum on
>>223951839me? no moneyx
nary a word
ive got OCD now apparentlyalong with my autism BPD bipolar and SzPD
take a showerhit the weightsdo a poo
>>223951830got nothing to say do you. reading that left you red faced floundering. lashing out like an ape. i accept your concession
>>223951864you should be on bluesky they'd love you
>>223951847looks a bit filthy that
swan in a shawarma, fox in a vindaloo
>>223951864same
I find it extremely amusing to argue on the internet about subjects I have a cursory understanding of but pretend to be an expert in to wind up my opponent.
>>223951786always knew helperlad was a creep
>>223951925think everyone does this but not to wind up their opponents. the legitimately think they are an expert at something because they watched a youtube video about it.
>>223951674Could this be his greatest ruse?
>>223951798why does this site share a name with that one that catalogues every sex scene in movies
5th century Rome is very interesting and slightly odd. You can see how the equipment and clothing of soldiers blended into the Medieval period but they still look ancient.
Apparently people who had to flee their houses in Stourbridge because of the fires can't return home because the council has already displaced them with illegal migrants.
russian teenage girls
>>223951954he was a compulsive liar and fraud who got ahead in life being black, and now he'll be remembered as a poor tormented genius
/brit/ milks every last drop out of every bit of OC they ever get. other generals dont have this problem
deeply regret not having sex in schoolthose 2005 english school girls were the best
>>223951978>>223952003um
spag bog for lunch
>>2239520192000s school girls were slutty as hell but before social media so they didn't just shake their arse on tiktok they actually had sex with other boys in schoolby year 9 almost none of em were virgins. anyone who had a girlfriend in school had sex with her.really missed out on that
I regret not having sex RIGHT NOW and maybe a few hours from now and so on
>>223952080i say this!
What was /brit/ like when the government alarm went off the other day.
I don't wear boots so I can't pull myself up by the boot straps
are you lads watching the international 2026 dota 2 tournament
In other words
>>223952117swedes love they video games
>>223952097Lot of posts going pretending it was for incoming missilesLot of posts saying it was unnecessary
>>223952117I am not watching the international 2026 dota 2 tournament
>>223952126tbf only game i played recently has been oblivion, and watching dota 2 is quite fun
In other words https://youtu.be/ks-SvWd8pRg?is=XAV1bK-23rUrT6hT
hate the fact that i am stuck in this period. i want to know what happens in the year 3000 and 4000 and 10000 and 100000 i want to see the whole thing. i want to know if in 100 years time someone looks back at us like primitive idiots like i do to everyone that came before us. i need to find a way to live on
>>223952149prefer counter strike and starcraft
>>223952080wtf i just scrawled this on the toilet wall in spoons
A man at the time describing the bathroom problems Exclusive High Society Clubs faced when wealthy Gulf Arabs began arriving in London after the Oil Boom and started trying to ingratiate themselves into its Upper Class Social Sceneshttps://nitter.net/kunley_drukpa/status/2087594711749886382#m
>>223952148you should, it’s good >>223952166never played starcraft and watching cs is not really fun for me
>>223952153we'll all be fried by 2100
>>223952168Why do the Jews dominate the diamond industry?
Just been called "Pokemong"
Mates trying to convince me to go to unfold this afternoon but I simply can't be arsed
Just donated £5k to raising awareness of cancer. Not enough people.know about it
yep that’s a long ahh slop post
>21% of the population of Clacton are on PIPoh my dayzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>223952195the rand lords of africa who were 2/3rds jews?
>>223952189i just hope whoever ends up eating me enjoys their meal
>>223952224Now show tower hamlets
>>223952171not clicking that pedophile link
>>223952226Yeah it's those people controlling the diamond industry
>rand lordsme when i'm a half chinese man leasing a house
>>223951409Fuck sundays
>>223952171mental that this cunt is dead and buried in the ground. also >nitterwhat is that
>>223952171fine i will click it!!!
The poo men
me chineseme make jokeme go peepee in your coke
imagine how fucking boring you lot must be irl, is this what you say on dates with birds etc?posts like >>223952237, >>223952209 and >>223952206utterly pathetic, sort yourselves out
Western states indulging in bizarre feats of social engineering in pursuit of “progressive” outcomes vs East Asian states indulging in mammoth feats of physical engineering in pursuit of physical outcomes is an essay unto itself
>>223952255they controlled south africas diamonds mines
>>223952300you're posting on a botnet paedophile website mate
>>223951864prof MD of schizo diagnosis?
>>223952300youre a retarded proxy poster
brits don’t avoid talking about money because they’re rude. they avoid it because most people have very little, so the whole topic is shame. and the silence is expensive. most people don’t know what an isa is, and the ones who do have a cash one earning less than inflation.in america a stranger will tell you his portfolio at a barbecue. here your best mate of 20 years won’t tell you his salary.
>>223952300we can all see your posts lad and they certainly aren't good enough to be complaining about other people's
>>223952224>21% rookie numbers
what will reform do with the millions of smelly asocial incels that cant function in society and now have no money to continue their hermithood.
just been invited to join the new incarnation of king crimson
imagine living in precolonial america, so many land and so few people. natives must've felt like they're alone in the universe
it's your choice
I had a weird sex dream todaySomething was scratching my back for once/finally and I started screaming pretty fast as the were going pretty hard on it or using metal. I went from screaming in pain to making a different, slightly doggy noise and they stopped and looked at me (they were doing it from behind). I instantly regretted not asking them to do it again but they came to the front of me and it was some guy with some sort of magic card in his normal hand while he was saying that when I open my eyes I won't be able to move and his other arm was some sort of small or cripple hand. I was like oh fuck this guy is gonna rape me but I was half paralysed from what he said though I managed to start screaming and move which woke me up screaming
What immigrants do brits like
>>223952379corr >>223952390sexy ladies
>>223952318Da joos(I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud)
>>223952379For me it's colonial America in the mid 18th centuryPerfect mix of British civilisation, wild landscapes and natives in the west
my experiment is almost complete
>>223952410go fuck a horse you freak with your rapist face
>>223952390Don't mind Chinese ones
>>223952379doubt they gave much of a shit, the average person (in any part of the world) lived to about 30 and spent most of that toiling under some deeply unpleasant stratified authority.
>>223952390sexy Eastern European women
>>223952416shoving food up your arse and shitting out your mouth is it
>>223952379>blud says, sibierianly
super mario sunshine the first jamaican video game
>>223952390filipino
>>223952379imagine being a colonist who stowed over there on a boat fleeing a rape charge and the first thing you see is a half naked indigenous girl running away from you through the forest
>>223952421I have a rapist face? :(
>I'm alone with an attractive guyWanting to be alone with an attractive guy can feel exciting—what’s going on for you right now: are you hoping it turns into flirting/sex, or are you feeling nervous and trying to decide what to do?If you tell me which vibe you want (keep it casual, get his attention, or be more direct), I’ll help you with exact words and a simple plan for the next 10 minutes.>I'm alone with an ugly guyThat sounds really uncomfortable and upsetting. Are you safe right now—like, is there any risk of getting hurt or abused?If you are safe but feel trapped or grossed out, here are quick options:Create distance: move to a more public/safer spot (near other people, closer to an exit, stay in well-lit areas).Keep it minimal: short replies, calm tone, don’t argue.Exit fast: if you can, go to the bathroom, step outside, or call someone and say you need a ride / you’re meeting them.Get help immediately if needed: if they’re threatening you or you’re not safe, call your local emergency number or reach out to someone nearby right now.If you tell me what’s happening (where you are—home, car, street; and whether you mean “ugly” like just unattractive or that they’re actually being mean/threatening), I can help you choose the safest next step.
>>223952441you nicked that from family guy
>>223952474you love family guy
>>223952445enjoyable post. doesnt make sense really but still enjoyable
what does /brit/ think of the FIRE Movement (Financial Independence, Retire Early)?
speaks volumes
>>223952485*surreptitiously kicks my thousands of dollars of family guy memorabilia under the couch* umm no x
>>223952497/brit/ posters dont think about anything apart from whether or not theyve got enough cans and fags to last the day
just logged into gamefaqs for the first time in ages, to find that my account can now feature in a porno>Member Since February 17th, 2008 (18 years ago)
>>223952497more a fan of the set fire to the biomass and blow up parliament movement
nearly reached a total wealth of £150k ladsCurrent Account: £13.4kCash ISA: £52kStocks and Shares ISA: £31.1kLifetime ISA: £15.5kFixed Term Bonds: £10kPremium Bonds: £2.5kWorkplace Pension: £21.3k
>>223952523ktim
ive got seasons 1 to 14 of family guy on dvd if anyone wants to come over and watch
>>223952509humans always be blaming cats for what we did to birds by insisting every one of us deserves a catberg of our own
remember the 5th of november lads>>223952535same but one more
I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a sweet little chud
>>223952535good for you my dad left me 120 grand when he died and im as miserable as i was before but now im also fat
>>223952495www.youtube.com/watch?v=49HH7beW0y0
>>223952535>52k in a cash isathis is why goyim are poor
nearly reached a total wealth of £157k ladsCurrent Account: £14.4kCash ISA: £53kStocks and Shares ISA: £32.1kLifetime ISA: £16.5kFixed Term Bonds: £11kPremium Bonds: £3.5kWorkplace Pension: £22.3k
>>223952546only the first one and half are good though
>>223952546sounds awesome
>>223952546nah i don't like family guy, you got beavis and butthead or simpsons?
>>223952566sc
>223952580and who asked?
Stood on a piece of glass earlier or it could have been days ago and didnt notice until now and i pulled it out and it really hurt and started bleeding. Fuck my grim alchie bastard life
>>223952390
>>223952580pension doesn't count because the government will steal that before you retire
doing a mario 64 backwards long jump up a shopping centre escalator and turning an old granny into red mist at 9023835029384mph like hughie's BAME gf from the boys
>>223951847mental what they did to my girl Zoe
>>223952621surprised china's red isn't higher
just batista bombed your dad
My newly purchased first home on a busy main road has been stuck at a 22k increase for THREE months. What on earth is going on
nearly time for my bi-monthly haircut from the fit zoomer
>>223952333>>223952344>>223952355would spin all your jaws in a fist fight, consider yourselves lucky we're not in the same country
>>223952666houses are for living in not speculation rorke
bio oil wank soon
>>223952579having 52k (alone) in this country isn't poormost people barely have 10k saved eastern europe tier country this
>>223952666everyone just realised it's on a main road now no one wants it
The problem with climate change is that if we're only now taking it seriously because we've noticed the worsening summers, then it's already too late. We're fucked. The whole point of preventative measures is we're supposed to do something BEFORE the changes happen.
>>223952666>22k increase and who is valuing this. whos going to buy it after youve wanked and shat and farted in it
>>223952686*humps your leg and does a spaff*
>>223951677Some blokes need to be castrated
>>223952674you couldn't spin a beyblade you smelly fat cunt
>>223952697Ktim
>>223952686cry to SEA about it
I'm a celtic fan but it's in our genes as irish catholics to be self hating so I will say this: we are a smelly people who don't wash , we don't work and Big jock did indeed know
climate change for the better, long hot summers, snow at christmas, vote for me
>>223952686yeah they already said earlier this year we've fucked it, it's over now
trying to do a speech at my graduation but the smell of rorke in the crowd is making my heartrate rise and my palms go sweaty and my mouth water
>>223952715are you scottish or irish
what does a black man's bellend smell like?
leave it to the experts yeah mate stop asking questions
>>223952738dragonfruit
>>223952737scottish. i said i'm irish because that's another thing we are. traitors to our people
Rorke, 31, was stabbed over 40 times, in what the judge described as a "despicable and evil act of cruelty".
>>223952738your family whatsapp group broke?
>>223952686It'll sort itself out mate it's the planet
japan girls dancing videos
>>223952579why? guaranteed £1k interest for no risk
finished watching power rangers ninja stormnow going to watch power rangers dino thunderyes it's 12amyes I am unemployed
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786881094447055.mp4
>>223952686yep start prepping for food and water shortages imo
illegal camera angle next olympics
>>223952791i'd rather die
it is what it is
>>223952791Get the data centers BUILT
this country could benefit from some food shortages tbf
>>223952248>there could be narcissists here
im a sexual slab of white chocolate
THE BEAN KICKED IN
Mi fi dead nigga
>>223952823h
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatyana_Kimrichest Russian woman is a Korean mad
>>223952686who the hell cares
>>223952783seriously cute. I want one
>>223952777That is absolutely fuck allInvest it in an index fund you fucking fanny
>>223952795love the bits at the side of the fanny where you can see how it expands to the exact width of a baby's head
Rorkes more successful brother.
>>223952841He’s my cousin.
me bottom right
>>223952855I do that with my Stocks and Shares ISA
>>223952854drone or cosplay gf?
>>223952823not funny
I can see my disgusting lower class neighbours grotty fat underwear hanging from the washing line.Lord, remove the thoughts you are letting into my head.
>>223952686The worst consequence is that the grass in parks has dried upAll the waffle for a literal nothing burgerWe're consistently 10+ degrees over the average for this time of year and the world hasnt ended lile they said it would with a 2 degree increaseIt's just a religion for you people, you believe in the climate change prophecy like it's the second coming
>>223952760i dont like this its like when jerry gets depressed and tom cant even be bothered eating him anymore because its no funcheer up and be a proud fenian bastard
>>223952823
>>223952686A few years ago we had a freezing summer that was rain and wind constantly. It's been hot last few years. It's also an extended el nino cycle. It's probably not climate change causing this. However the lack of care for the natural environment is a major concern. Pumping shit into waterways, now every water way is polluted in the UK. Building ridiculous amounts of houses which always seems to be populated with foreign people, killing off wildlife in vast areas and creating micro climates. If climate change is led by human activity, why the fuck is britain trying to expand at an uncontrollable rate?IF the situation was 100% down to climate change we'd see an emergency response due to impending doom. But the lack of any meaningful action indicates it's mostly bollocks like covid.
>>223952857nigga you need help
>>223952896Bruce Lee said: "Duh herro, my name a Bruce Ree"
>>223952896Bruce Lee Said:HIYAAAAAAAAAA! *karate chops you in half*
>>223952907Vile racist
>>223952873spending 100% of the day with other people sounds like hell
>>223952889Low IQ post. The temperature hitting the x amount iincrease doesn't mean the earth will instantly turn into fire
>>223952916It wasn't meant to be racist, he just has a cold
>>223952867he was fired from some show for saying something rorkeish
>>223952905it's called the fanny armpit armpits are patrician. so the fanny arm pit is elite
>>223952854same here
bruce lees son getting ass blasted with the 44 magnum and flying through a wall to death. director says whoops i thought it was a blank
>>223952686we never stood a chance against something that requires global cooperation
>>223952929Youll keep moving the goalposts like any other zealot when their predictions dont come truePeople like you will be smugly reddit posting about how much smarter they are than everyone else long after youre gone and nothing will continue to happen
>>223952795They're so fit
>>223952942sex
>>223952941It runs in the family.
>>223951409I liked eating horse rabbit and duck in Asia just not the whale because whale is overrated
>>223952966congrats
>>223952966mpreg speed
any good music albums going?
what do you meanwhen you say*pauses for dramatic effect*HALF CASTE
>>223952966Your Abo wife?
was going to say something mean for no reason but resisted the urge
>>223952795tokyo was the last one with good cinematography
BLEH
2 hours lads
>>223951646There are no jobs. What will people do? There's no industry. Many people on pip cannot work so it's another boomer selling point.
rorke staying in his bedroom all day everyday eating microwave ready meals talkin about "nothing ever happens"
>>223953018do it
>>223952997screaming
>>223953018Now you are open to attacks. The sharks smell your weakness.
My ancestors come from here can I be white?
bats have left the bell tower
>>223953022they should have a camera that goes in their fannies
>>223953041American Dad clips on YouTube Roger is a bastard but very funny
>>223952997keep it on casualuk next time
>>223953047asalamu alaykum brother
right well I've just eaten an entire tube of pringles (sour cream and chive)
>>223953047>ir*landwhat part of "one drop" don't you understand?
pataks curry sauce just came out my arse there the same color and consistency it went in at on friday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgiIZEZO2tI
>>223953087should of made a call to arms
>>223953028EZ city dub
>>223953047err what's that bit in the bottom right there don't like the look of that
>>223953090young englishmen and women are climbing over the top of each other to go to kneecap gigs and pretend to be irish
Remember this? Watched this a hundred times as a kid with my sister. We used DvDs back then.
>should of
>>223953092did you know that patak was a woman
>>223953087>yusuf>err... *looks around awkwardly*
>>223953087Mad that because they ruled out deporting people full stop until Rupert Lowe came about.
Right well I'm down the Monty Pyke but no-one else has turned up
should of would of could of
>>223953087Genuinely why does he seem to think he doesn't count
>>223953112CAP
>>223953149I'm 5 minutes away
>>223953087Would rather get my knob pulled on
>>223953178
The Monty Pyke? I thought you said Monty Python so I've got snacks in and got Life of Brian on the telly ffs
Always a trip when you look at the /brit/s when you were asleepWhen I went to bed there was a mong spamming some grim tiktokerHe was still doing it until 8am, all the way through the night
48th President of the United States Zohran Mamdani
>>223953022built
>>223952964Correcting you isn't moving the goalposts
