>I will gather all the nations to Jerusalem to fight against it; the city will be captured, the houses ransacked, and the women raped. Half of the city will go into exile, but the rest of the people will not be taken from the city.
>>223952361Didn't this already happen in 1010 BCE, 925 BCE, 701 BCE, 597 BCE, 587 BCE, 70 CE, 614 CE, 637 CE, 1099 CE, 1187 CE, 1244 CE, 1917 CE and 1948?
>Moshe, why didn't you show up to work on Saturday, talk>erm, gulp, so at the beginning...
>Ezekiel, you have to cook your bread over human feces! What do you mean you don't want to do it? Fine, do it over cow shit instead
Why is he such a fucking weird incel chud?
>Jacob, my most loyal servant, I know it's the middle of the night and you need to rest but WE'RE GOING TO WRESTLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW>TAKE THIS!!!! DIVINE HIP SLAM!!!!
>>223952718I hate crossover episodes
>>223953363Made in our image ou algo assim
Why didn't joos retcon all the small tribal god shit from Genesis
>>223953719It went over their head at the time.
>Iron chariots? Sounds like they completed the tech tree faster than you folx. Can't help you against them now, the power gap is too big.
>>223953903>g*d is a war thunder fag
>>223953544KEK
>>223953933He is the god of both war and storms, after all.
>>223953903>Sorry kiddo, can't suspend my disbelief there.
>>223953297>chooses to create literally dozens of billions who are destined to spend eternity in the pits of HellWhy did he do it?
>>223954627To test you ou algo (he's omniscient so he already knew the results of the test)
>>223953544kek
>>223954716Damn, this JHWH dud sounds like a, and pardon my french here, he's a bit of a twat! Balmy, even!
>>223954783puhutko suomee
>>223952361if the french try to attack jerusalem you're getting wiped pierre dont be dumb
>>223954811Joskus
>>223954910There's been a good few decades without the good ol' ransacking of Jerusalem. It's about time.
>if the kid dies, the parents will blame the surgeon>if the kid survives, the parents will thank me
>>223954910the only thing you're going to wipe, is your shitcrusted ass, diapersoldier
