>>223956501that's peter griffin from the cartoon 'family guy'
Mothim or Vespiquen what are we thinking?
right surely this area needs to be given to england
off to the gay sex dungeon, you want anything?
>>223956514That's Peter Griffin from Simpsons
>>223956525packet of gay sex
make these things socially acceptable
james scrandolfini
>>223956531the other thread has sydney sweeney from the cartoon 'sex'
Sydney Sweeney naked boobies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Irish_sentiment
>>223956539they have already, for 65 year old grandmothers
>>223956418desuarchive's down. post this again please
thank you bruce for saving us from the dogshit yank edition >>223956496
whole cock needs vaginoplastying
>>223956546>CARTOON "SEX"
>>223956520Powys is actually beautiful, most of my AirBNB's are there as well as my holiday home.You'll largely see English people in certain areas now which is nice and we've even managed to get the Welsh signs removed because they kept confusing the older folks. Just how things change i guess.
did you know dogs can't look up
>desuarchive is downcurrently snapshotting everything thread manually so i can fill in the gap when desuarchive is backt. /brit/ archivist
>>223956585need them [redacted]
>>223956496weird face but would shag the sex out of her
>>223956586Is that why your mum prefers to be on top?
>>223956585Der Anglo
>>223956585Tarq cuntWhere is bulgarbro?
Boyfriend training is done now I think and cute girl probably wondering who taught I'm that. Me as the dog
it looms
>>223956585lwftypol CANNOT complain about this, this is just natural needed immigration remember??
we need an independent scottish republic and we need to deport geriatric english immigrants NOW
>>223956638Toby
this is me yes i am white btw
>>223956567prefer the yank edish desu
did you know you can survive 3 weeks without water and 3 days without food
Kinda mad how I was born and raised in England but know zero white people outside of work.
>>223956586
any ulsterlads fancy a bum
>>2239566643 minutes without a /brit/ post
europeean poonion
>girlfriend wojakNothing signifies someone as being an ugly loser more than caring too much about relationships. Usually it's the working class, because they're ugly and have shit lives so finding a partner means everything to them as it signifies they're worth somethingHot successful people don't talk a lot about girlfriends and boyfriends and don't see it as a huge deal, romance just happens naturally
>>223956670And by England I mean Africa.
>>223956664rule of three3 minutes without oxygen3 days without water3 weeks without foodthis is an old rule, today most people can go 2 months without food (because they are fat)
starting to feel a bit embarrassed about my official keir starmer mobile phone case
English rightoids who call themselves "Anglos" and worship the Yookayish Empire are retards.Three truth nukes.1. The British Empire was Jewish from the Napoleonic Wars onwards.2. The British Empire is why billions of non-Whites exist today.3. Based Hitler destroyed the Judeo-British Empire.
>>223956689ugly commiewhore demon
>>223956651Boyfriend training
>>223956690Plenty of white people at my work but they all hangout with their own
>>223956689TRVKE
>(because they are fat)
A lot of people I know don't drink water but are still alive. Curious
Been on tinder for a few hours lads, nothing, I can already see how this is gunna go
>>223956719When are you going to stream again
>>223956740Me as the dog
>posts incel opinion>other incels: TRVKE!!!
family guy is for retards
mad this is a 10/10 in the uk, dire
hinge now lets men message first so that should make things a lot easier!
>>223956749grow up incel
Henrietta Ponsonby was PENG
got ymo on
>>223956658love douglas tb.h
>>223956761you mean bumble
>>223956763I'm trying to
>>223956738you do realise fizzy drinks, teas, coffees, juices etc all have water in them?
>>223956740Ya just KNOW
>>223956760one of MANY reasons i need to get the hell out of here
going to breed with a younger 30 year old lady
>>223956760that daddy issues sitcom she's in is such dogshit
>>223956760Why? She is cute. Looks aren't that important.
>>223956755true
what 'slop are you addicted to lads? for me it's pepsi max and doritos
>>223956791Ktim but a 18 year old at 40
>>223956774*scampers off into the woods*
still thinking about 'sa
>>223956802im an alcoholic
>>223956745i don't want to go on there as i know as a 31 year old the quality of women that i would potentially attract would be dire
>>223956740gyatmogs mealso would>>223956760nah, lot of good looking angels in the UK
mad how bin laden got away
>>223956778source?
>>223956755posts for trve incels BY trve incels
>>223956821pisa?
>>223956828Ktinm
my wife, alysaour live in maid/concubine, xochitl
The price of escorts is too damn high£200 for 1 hour? JokeShould be £170 max
>>223956789what's crazy is that here both the left and the right think the country is going in the wrong despite their views are in opposition.
>>223956802Bitter Lemon and Co-Op Gherkin crisps
some staf fmember at club at a conversation with me last night but can tremember what it was about co si was to odrunk but at least i wasnt kicked out i guess
>>223956825alcohol isn't slop you absolute faker
>>223956833I am thinking of marrying the ex, but now she has cancelled all the arrangements she had for us moving in together.
>>223956851very yankish tbf
>>223956851So what so long as he fights for the country he is in? He looks strong
Anyone born between 1945-1965 who is poor deserves to be poor
>>223956855get their heads hanging off the bed for a facefuck
Just don't get why leftypol wants the state to have complete unchallenged power over every aspect of society
>>223956858Good quality escorts are like £300 minimum these days
>>223956858200 is the base price. if you want to do anything "extra" (essentially anything other than penetration) you gotta pay upi got an 18 year old escort for £170 i ended up paying almost £300 to do basic stuff like kissing and rimming her
>>223956877Yep, talking shit but never backing it up, very american
>>223956802i'm addicted to loving from afar
>>223956894croikey m8
>>223956891>rimming hergrim. you get them to do that to you ffs
>>223956802I guess burgers and chinese, but it's not like I have them daily. I would say weekly.
>>223956870why is that? >>223956883I was born in 1966>>223956802cocaine/speed
>>223956887Define "good quality".£200 seems to be the going rate. Unless you're in London.>>223956891Kissing being extra is hilarious. Who are you seeing that charges extra for it?
le gimmique d'prostitute
>>223956891>basic is > rimming/kissingthese're not even remotely similar and one should have you gutted
get the pengrim content posted
>kissing and rimming her
>>2239568831944 here
>>223956858Lady i saw the other day was 140 for the hr. She was OK looking at best but I quite enjoyed chatting to her, so at least there was that.
>rimming escortsBruhI draw the line at giving oral
>>223956934eating arse is in the same category as sucking tittiesi need to do both before i fuck anyone. i don't like having sex without muching on arse and tits first
I've never seen an escort because if I deserve sex (I don't) then the universe will sort me out
>>223956957no it isn't you disgusting freak
>>223956941the rimming an escort chat doesn't meet that criteria?
Eww giving oral to prostitutes
How's your comfort level?
>>223956957no it isnteating poopoo is distinctively crusty and homosexual(the wrong kind of homosexual)eating feces is bad
vgh…le british empire…state backed corporations exploiting people for labour and resources…makes me so proud…this is so different from evil yank corporations like blackrock and da jooz
>>223956958You should happen to the universe as opposed to the other way around
considering putting a microwave meal in the microwave to microwave it then eat it
>>223956966nonono sweety dont look at thread right now its not rightits not right...
>>223956968approaching the maximum ultra sub-atomic level
Genuinely nothing wrong with shagging escorts. Nothing at all.In fact brothels should be legal and the price of escorts capped.
would never touch an escorts vagina with my tongue but arse is fine, you can't get stds from thati always start off with some face sitting (clothed) then get her to take her clothes off and munch on her arsehole for a bit i also like to finish in this position (wanking onto myself with the arse on my face)
>arse is fine, you can't get stds from thatthis nigga on prep
>>223956980we already have a resident commie foreign flag mong cheers
I wouldn't go down on a prostitute unless I'm her first ever client a Portuguese anon recently got an std from fucking one raw >>223956968about a 6, I just ate a fatty mackerel and it was a bit much, I also ate meatballs and avocado
>>223956966This girl looks a bit young>>223956968Well... I guess it's Iffy
Can Sunday just fucking end?
Andrea-Exotica on adultwork cannot be real
>>223956980the people being exploited were brown which makes it a good thing
>>223957013Getting STDs from oral with a heterosexual woman is almost impossible.It's pretty much just bendersexuals who get STDs.
>>223957045this but my life
>>223957072real
get the classic chunes on then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiSjtLajTy0
>>223957045NEED to go back to toil, all this free time is no good
Saintpointg First result: norafawn
rimming prozzies is grim
>>223957034>Portuguese anon recently got an std from fucking one rawWell there's his problem.Also any serious escort doesn't work with an STD
>>223957059haha yeah *forces orphan children in northumbira down the mines in return for bread*
eating a fucked up egg bacon sandwich because i have the cooking skills of a flailing spastic retard
>>223956760meanwhile a real 10/10
>white girls when they see a black man
>>223957107>Also any serious escort doesn't work with an STDhow would you know that? do you test her?
>>223957122Shame you're not black then, incel
>>223957113let's be real no woman alive is a 10
>>223956585Based
>>223957122sauce?
>>223957113>thick lad at work brings his down syndrome gf to the pub but thinks she just looks like Ella Purnell
rorke's gone all hollywood lately
>>223957113>This is a 10/10>>>223957035>>223957151>
>>223957035
>>223957081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NR7Caomj80
what is your favourite /brit/ gimmick? mine is when we all pretend to be pathetic losers who have never shagged despite all being top shaggers
>>223957151blud want a zombie
>>223957131It would be bad for her business Clients would put warnings on UKpunting
>>223957113add 300lbs
>>223957035errm
>>223957182'hs?'
>>223957035>child
the only shop that sells knights cider for less than £1.50 has a fucking card minimum spendnow i can't this booze and will need to find some other can for under £1.50
Any cats in
would you shag me or win a billion pounds
>>223957180which track from Melody AM?>>223957185hmm didn't think about that, you all got forums and you rate the slags right?
cockmoggoplasty
>>223957230i'd do nothing
dem ya gunners ya
Is that underage
australian vtubers be like
>>223957230ill shag you for free x
>>223957182I like the Bradley posting, it's so silly but it makes me laugh
>>223957151ahem>>223957056
Dam that would be a shame. She's well fitter than any big titty hag
>>223957142Stepfather's Check - Ashley Adams - Steve Holmes
>>223957251i’m a 78iq morbidly obese filipino child molester from the slums of manila and this is my post
>>223957249no ignore the turk she’s 18
i'm afraid you're overage
>>223957113sry alien, u got mogged here >>223957035>>223956966
sonion
>>223957182>despite all being top shaggers
>>223957279that guy is a creep can't watch anything with him in
>>223957281yea i see your postwhy did you immigrate to australia from the phillipines?
put dogs and their owners into catapults and fling them into outer space
i’ve met the king of china and the working yorkshire miner but i’ve never seen a good swedish post
business idea: letterboxd for porn
>>223956919Ah! Finally you say your age. Although I surmise you lie.>why is that?well I broke up with her didn't I?
>>223957296go back to Instagram
>>223957311sometimes i forget americans don’t understand banter despite being white anglos. dunno how you managed to pull that off
>>223957251bell going off as she wiggles her fat chebs
misquoted a post time to kms
>>223956919no way you're 60
>>223957350americans are europeannot brittish
>>223957028I feel acknowledged
Watching Frasier right now
>>223957182i like it when anons post what they're doing even if its a nothingpost like "being a slug"and i double like when the australians do it because they add a lot of flair to their descriptions
Anyone fancy sponsoring me to go see an escort? I'll record it
>>223957350your post just doesn't work because of flagsit's only funny on nonflag boardsyou're fucking retarded bruce, or perhaps it's chang
might pop to m&s
>>223957353gladimir putitin
rorke on the ropes
I killed the druids
>>223957334>well I broke up with her didn't I?I mean yeah it's understandable >>223957358mad innit >>223957398what happened to women lads?
no he’s never seen a single good swedish postand thats not bloody suprising mancause theyre a bunch of autistic retardswho smell like herring
>>223957401based caesar
flicking a bogey all the way up to the moon
>>223957412squeal
>>223957350its actually weird how they just dont get it, you can even banter with some random chinese or indian nigga but yanks dont get it
>>223957412so fucking true
>>223957412ok
>>223957182Ever? Ballbusting
>>223957398zoomers putting an end to noncery
>>223957412just doesnt rhyme does it
>>223957440they're so far up their own arses that they think anyone who doesn't like them has to be non white
>>223957440mad how true this is some of the funniest cunts ive ever met were indian but every ynak i’ve ever met has had that unmistakable uptightness
>>223957456vintage
take it to the base
>one must imagine sisyphus happyis this the worst philosophical take ever?
oh he desperate
Your move janny
>>223957462walt whitman over here
>>223957475And?Wasn't thst l8ng ago actually
>>223957456patrician choice
I financed the second crusade
going to be shagging a proper PENG bbw lass soon!
>>223957504LEAVES OF GRASS MY ARSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CMiB4z8JgY
>>223957546doing her up the dinner dumper?
june 4th incident
>>223957440>its actually weird how they just dont get it, you can even banter with some random chinese or indian niggaLets not get too hasty
>>223957320Hi>>223957458She's 19 you sick fuck
>>223956689This really triggered one incel lmfao
get the celts enslavedget the druids killedget the pearls harvested
struggling to remember a pre-Count Binface existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnX5c11NwBU
>>223957565you know it lad
>>223957608Might be the most awesomesauce thing to ever happen in uk politics
>>223957605careful lad he might shoot up the thread :/
I need gf
Was incelwalking in the park earlier and saw a lanky ginger with his brown gf use the term "aurafarming" to his friend
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786894168011277.mp4
>Jimmy Carr Roasts a 17-Year-Old Mouthy Mechanic In Front of His Parents!
>>223957670Heard an old woman say "ragebait"
>>223957676dont click its gore
>>223957676guarantee this was made by some weird incel who was bullied in school
September means back2school try on haul tiktoks
>>223957703Um
I wonder how Employed Woman got on at work today. She was worried about shitting herself earlier.
>>223957688not the worst thing he did to a 17 year old boy
that's an um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrlKDkGysJ8absolute chunege
I will get a gfAnd she will stay with me
>>223957697boomers call anything they dont like 'trolling'
I pronounce the word "cursèd" disyllabicly.
>Sooty mangabeys are naturally infected with a strain of Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), known as SIVsmm. Due to extensive human-mangabey contact in sub-Saharan Africa, SIVsmm has jumped from this species into humans on many occasions, resulting in HIV-2 virus. Because sooty mangabeys, as natural hosts of SIV, do not get sick from SIV, much research has been performed on the species for potential genetic resistance or immunological mechanisms. The HIV-1 strain by contrast came from the common chimpanzee strain of SIV.>HIV-2 is thought to have made the zoonotic jump from sooty mangabeys to humans in the early 1940s.Mad how HIV-2 appeared right as humanity was dealing with WW2Will find out about HIV-1 and return
get that braphog webm posted
anonfilly
>>223957700yeah thats what black pill edits are
>>223957746Hi (not mentiojed, I'm male)
>>223957732probably the single most autistic post ever made on the internet. the right man could write a thesis on this
>>223957727that's the spirit lad
for normies "gooning" just means a wank
I found more clouds of greyThan any Russian playCould guaranteeeeee
we got AIDS 2 before GTA6madness
>>223957763
been banned from r/redcarepod
I am your God now
Borrowed a 5m ladder from a tradie friend and got into the house via open bathroom window after losing my keys somewhere and getting locked out last night. New lock arrived via Amazon and I've just changed it.Shall go to sleep early, slept in the back seat of my car and ot wasn't great.
>>223957815Me preparing myself for Ruby Granger
>>223957734originated in the 1920s in Léopoldville, the Belgian Congo, today known as Kinshasa, which is now the capital of the Democratic Republic of Congo
>>223957824your life a moviè
>>223957824we’ve all been there
>>223957824state of your life
>>223957716She should film herself in the Aldi toilets smearing shit all over herself while having a wank.
devious horse
do you reckon employed woman wanks her willy or does that make her too dysphoric so she just arsewanks instead
Finnster
>>223957890get off the computer
>her willy
>>223957901jamaica me crazy!
>>223957815I want to shower her with sugar lumpsAnd take her to the horse dentist
>>223957901ugly cunt he is
>>223957901wish i looked like them
>>223957864corrr
>>223957901would lick his arsehole clean
>>223957932do they use neutral pronouns?
>>223957901Beautiful woman
>ugly cunt he ith
>>223957803hate those midwits so much
>kelso flournoy the 4th rum name
six two
>>223957890she once mentioned that her cock is purple in colour
>>223956851why is he wearing ukrainian camo
dogshit zingers locked and loaded
thanks for the american tranny rapist news update spanish flag
>>223957966You can take the tranny out of the establishment family, but you can't take the establishment family out of the babies
>>223958001Not surprising when Ukraine really has senior government ministers with names like Rustem Umerov
oh he sassy
>>223957966People who work with children should be vetted like CIA agents
>>223958012>>223958019please don't use slurs
>>223958001wouldn't you like to know weather boy
had a full english todaychopped tomatoes (TINNED) instead of a grilled tomatoworld of differenceunbelievely sweet. unbelievably delicious.a TRIUMPH of a breakfastphwoar twas lovely that I tell you
>>223958092
New>>223957990
>>223958105a proper nice grilled (actual) tomato will always beat tinned slop you people are literal children when it comes to any sort of culinary activity its insane
>>223958092relax and dilate
>>223958218>>223958218>>223958218
>>223957815Women?
