>you wake up in Japan
:O
>>223959102finally, not a shithole this time
>>223959102Nice pool, alright now what
>>223959241go fish some whale
>>223959241Climb the tallest house around, jump into the water making a huge splash, make a lot of noise and cause a big comotion. Recline (fully!) one of those boats against a wall and use it to sunbathe.
>>223960558Aight bet
>>223960558GAAAIJIINNNN
>>223960558
>>223960558Also you should find a stalk of bamboo on the outskirts of town and carve your name into it. After you're done remember to sit on the floor when you take a break.