Sean Lock edsih
>>223965858more like proper lad edition am I right everyone?
we're all in here>>223964820>>223964820>>223964820
>>223965858Sean LockFunny
as the stone roses once said, this is the one
dead now of course
hate that so many americans are getting into footballi don't even watch it but hearing 'premeer league', 'home field advantage', 'belling-ham' etc drives me mad
>>223965911that place has the imbecile
>>223965909Beat Cleric Beast then had to stop as the game frightened me too much
predatoryank on the prowl for pink British arsehole
>>223965858miss him
Can't imagine being obsessed with someone online like you weebs and invalids are. Like that ice skating girl with the hair. Fair enough have a wank but like I genuinely don't understand the obsession with 2D and 3D and it's always pædo coded.Just go to pub/club and meet a tart, or meet someone at parkrun like a normie like me.
Alysa Liu deepthroating a BWC
>>223965940you're a grown man, act like it ffs it's a video game
>>223965928its because fletch off bt was their main commentator for the world cup apparently they fucking loved him
yo cody, have you seen these briddish dudes in the prumeer league?
>>223965975he says posting his football dolly
>>223965979and it just so happens to be my bwc
>>223966004Go to football with my mates home and sometimes away, no doubt that would give you social anxiety lmao
>>223965989s
>>223966045bro's bragging about having a basic social life
I refuse to believe any man who isn't mentally ill enjoys MLPI believe they just use MLP/being a brony as an excuse to find like-minded loser friends; to feel like they belong somewhere, in an in-group, even if it means they look like freakish deranged pedophilic weirdos to everyone else including their own family
I think it could be bed times for me team
maybe she’d give my swc a go too >.<
Do I have a bwc
>>223965960She needs to be bred so badly you can sense it about her
noticed a lot of posters here seem a tad mentally troubledanyone else noticed that?
yo cody i was talking to coach bleederblowder and bro thinks manchester city need to draft more player for their roster
>>223966045that social anxiety gets my rent paid for and £1400 a month for me to splash on whatever i want lol
gay
>>223965858One of the few genuinely good comedians
>>223966073>>223966074weird posts
Why don't you learn the banjo?
>>223966085and i bet you spend it on runt items
>>223966079we're just pretending lad it's all just a laugh, we've all got girlfriends, jobs, mates, etc it's just fun to larpcan you imagine actually being as sad as we all pretend to be on here
my arse needs dealing with
>>223966071have never once, even for a fraction of a zeptosecond, been tempted to watch itutterly baffling fanbase
>>223966088No need to sign your posts
>>223966111Only if I get to fuck my cousin
>>223966072bred times for breeding Em's pink pussy yeah, bending you over and fucking that tight little pink until you cum
janny finally pulled his finger out then
>>223966126*slides my fist inside*
>>223966118fansly and cute clothes mostly
>zeptosecond
>>223966082ffs hunter manchester city draft too many players for their roster they need to let the other franchises have some
>>223966078woah
>>223966150um xx
>>223966125yeah lolits when posters pretend to still be virgins in their 20s that gets me slapping the proverbial thighi mean imagine lol
>>223966070What's yours mucker >>223966085Doesn't bother me lol, I say this to my PA at work when she complains about her sister scrounging benefits, if that's a lot of money to you knock yourself out matey
heat wave again in 2 weeks37 degrees
>>223966126encased in concrete and dumped in the north sea
>>223966186>2 week predictionyeah hahaabout that...
>>223965858NO! HE DEAD
get that post jayd
grubs up rorke
dtfic serving a lengthy ban as we speak
>>223966186scr
>>223965858S
my gf just lives in another dimension
>>223966174someone have a word
>>223965909just been lurking about here its really dark cant see anything on my cheap monitor
>>223966174you're boiling matetoil on x
>>223966238he sent you flying tbf
all tuckered out, me x
“Freedomdad” the current figurehead of anti migration in Northern Ireland As someone from Northern Ireland I’m not sure how the rest of the UK tolerates us, we really are a shithole
>>223966238youve been done
>>223966249wasnt even me he's obviously rattledbet it's LMAOpaki and all
Get them deported!
once saw a gay porn webm where someone's fist was in a bloke's arse almost to his elbowcannot imagine that leaves the shit pipe unscathedive had days where a big shit has cut my arse and the pain is miserablethe week after a deep fisting must be hellishodd practice really
>>223966240Cambridge academic
>>223966212US Navy soldiers have been eating this shit for almost a year, trapped on a boat in the middle east At least half a dozen have attempted suicide over the conditions and they'll all be dishonourably discharged by Hegseth once they return to the US
>>223966265dont know who that is but enjoy your dollies
>>223966262what does he say about it?
new girl at toil is so fit but she's brownvery, very pretty facebut she's brown
think ill have a wank later on
Cute. I like her tan lines in her leotard
Always feel very despondent on SundayThe feeling of a lack of timeThe loomingThe regret, I really should have just watched my movie, maybe I can do a read, there's still time
>>223966262go back to the burren, padraig
got the nair on
>>223966212would scran
>>223966293she comes across as incredibly annoying
>>223966279Lol
>>223966271It's called gloving
>>223966243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA1RUSLpZWE
>>223966297i'm not feeling too great myselfquite shit in fact
>>223966174>my PA at workyour mum begging you to bring those dishes down?
>>223966262Why do ulster prods hate the fact they're Irish, hate everything about Ireland and Irishness... yet still choose to live in Ireland?
>>223966271was literally just saying this down the pub
>>223966292>mfw a 6 foot short king
Already obsessed with death at 34Do wonder how I'll cope at 68 and 78
lmaopaki rattled
>>223966279Wouldn't happen on ships with hearts of oak and to jolly tar men.
>>223966331grow up ffs
>>223966331you obsessed with being boring too?
>>223966262based award
>>223966142Out of what
my femoid shaves off her eyebrows just to draw them back ondon't like it
>>223966331kek this is me at 33, I have my own beliefs but even if they're wrong comfy oblivion awaits, death sounds alri
>>223966331dont worry about it x
>>223966321t. lives in the british isles
living life like a russianlife is shit but i try to see the light in it
Man a time I've seen the thumbnail of that webm where a bloke is fisting two other blokes, shan't ever open it
>>223966331you should forget about it and stop worrying until 43. give yourself a decade off the anxiety toil
much to ponder
>>223966375Not proper.
>>223966357Might do this with my hair
find it hard to believe that a nigga obsessed with death would see himself alive at the age of 78
what's the leftypol version of 'wotanic'
How are ya still on the 'chan in your 30's
>>223966357thats wife material right there.
>>223966283he thinks it sucks
>>223966321They fucked themselves over by turning against Irishness rather than claiming it for themselves, within a British context. Good Protestant folk should've been speaking Gaelic whilst toasting the King and spreading anti-Popish propaganda.
Must have cut my toenails weirdly last time because I've just looked at them and they're triangle shaped
>>223966331bro exposed himself as unc for NO reason :skull:
Posting on /brit/ while 4 people next to me are playing pantomimes. Might join them but the two guys are french
finally gave my step dad a piece of my mind todayfelt so fucking good to put that fat fucking no nothing prick in his place
>>223966388been on the chan on and off since 2006 I'll be posting on my deathbed
>>223966409goblin-toed freak
>>223965858that's a challenging staying alive
>>223966388I am institutionalised
>>223966388I'm only 29. Still a kid
>>223966388I'm still a shut in
>>223966387letting out a maoian howl
>>223966422Proper.
>>223966331Don't worry about it bh, think it will only ever hit me when friends around me are dropping deadNot looking forward to that grim period where I meet an old friend and it turns into a discussion of who's alive and who isn't
twili is a bratty bottom
>>223966388the youth i wasted here (what you're currently doing) transitioned into wasting the years after my youth (which will happen to you)
>>223966422>gave my step dad a piece of my mindbet that didn't take long
>I'm only 29. Still a kid
>>223966424what was the chan like in the mid 2000s?
>>223966422get him killed
sorry for party rocking
>>223966462Still a long way to go.
reminds me of someone
>>223966388im 32 years youngyou wait until you get to this agei still feel like im 18
>>223966460if you could go back to age 20 what would you do differently so that wouldn't happen to you
my arse is in a right state
>>223966422Respect your parents.
leather jacket wearing wotanists doing a synchronised natsoc haka outside GayPorn4Less headquarters
>>223966434Are you a girl
>>223966475I forgive you.
Feel like as the young one (33) I'm going to inherit the Wargaming miniatures collections of all my boomer and Gen X friends
>>223966488you wait until you get to 33
i genuinely fucking love science
>>223966493
>>223966497sgrieking
*poos on you*
/brit/ uncs coping right now :skullemoji:
archive's still down
I'm 21am i the youngest here?
You are still young in your 30sYou aren't old until your 60stop listening to zoomers ffs
>>223966525What do you need it for anyway?
>>223966516SC
traditional Bavarian arse slap dance
2 weeks of goutberg tormenting me now might have to hobble to the doctors tomorrow
>>223966541fingerprinting
Yabks call their dad "sir"
>>223966540what about that bloke in his 50s who used to post here
1% on my iPhone 17 poo max
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull dayYou fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand wayKicking around on a piece of ground in your home townWaiting for someone or something to show you the wayTired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rainAnd you are young and life is long, and there is time to kill todayAnd then one day you find ten years have got behind youNo one told you when to run, you missed the starting gunAnd you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinkingRacing around to come up behind you againSun is the same, in a relative way, but you're olderShorter of breath and one day closer to deathEvery year is getting shorter, never seem to find the timePlans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled linesHanging on in quiet desperation is the English wayThe time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say
I'd imagine you're all in bed now, ready for an early start to work tomorrow?I'm hoping to get a free hour of work in for the boss, put 110% in.
>>223966568There are quite a few of us old cunts, I'm 51 lol.
>>223966568in your 50s you're 'older' not 'old'
>>223966580work?
>>223966558>ah oh mista anon we gon haf to chop it off mista anon im sorry
>>223966558are you fat?
https://vocaroo.com/1m44QsAxIlv3
>>223966580What for?
>>223966538i'm 22, can we be boyfriends?
I'm 32 and I've never had a job ever, not even for a single day
Miss Sean Lock, good chap.
>>223966538let's see u nude before we decide
>>223966540good post im definitely not an unc in his early 30s
My 'rents are in their 60's and it's a bit silly seeing them refer to others as "old", they're old, it's more like what they call old is just really old
I'm so high up at work that I just turn up whenever basically and there's my cup of tea on the desk waiting for me lel
>>223966582dont believe someone in their 50s could derive any joy from posting here
>>223966591no I drink too much
>>223966619>Miss Sean LockHe was a man though
why am i getting jap girl makeup tutorials in my recommended videos
>>223966666good post
Don't know why but since I killed the big ass fly in my house there have been 2 small flies killing themselves via death by me
>>223966637larp on lmaopaki
>>223966627my dad is 82 and still calls other old people old, probably people younger than himthough he is spritely and sharp for his age
>>223966568I'm 82.
It's not where you are, it's where you're going
is that weird little aussie comedian a trans man?
>>223966644Been posting on 4chan for 2 literal decades, you don't stop.
>>223966679>>223966681erm
>>223966670You angered Beelzebub, the lord of the flies
>>223966693I'm going nowhere
>>223966601i'm not gay>>223966620no
>>223966681d...dad?
>>223966618ktim but I also apply for volunteering and then don't bother with it any more after a few days because people were beginning to know me
>>223966568plenty of us here lil bro. every 20 something who was posting on /b/ in the early days is now at least 40.
>>223966657hehe
Wonder how old Ian is. 50 at least
>>223966670>assFOY
>>223966681Get off the internet granddad
>>223966698>trans manwhats that, born with knob or without knob? im losing track
>>223966666
wanking myself with my cock
>>223966736get with the times rorke
Think we can all safely migrate to Quentin's comment sections if 4chan ever gets banned since all he does is repost the gimmick of the month
>>223966698>OI GOT ROIPED>BY MIN
yer da's a /brit/ poster
eating out my lesbian nana
>>223966698Dada Google search hisrory!
Yes. I remember Adlestrop—The name, because one afternoonOf heat the express-train drew up thereUnwontedly. It was late June.The steam hissed. Someone cleared his throat.No one left and no one cameOn the bare platform. What I sawWas Adlestrop—only the nameAnd willows, willow-herb, and grass,And meadowsweet, and haycocks dry,No whit less still and lonely fairThan the high cloudlets in the sky.And for that minute a blackbird sangClose by, and round him, mistier,Farther and farther, all the birdsOf Oxfordshire and Gloucestershire.
cross dressed for the first time todaygot butterflies running all the way from my upper cheat to my groin when i first put the knickers on
>>223966758he's a culture vulturenever made anything original all he does is repost and remix
imagine how saggy your bollocks would be at 82 years of age
surprised there are not more well known australian comediansif this thread is anything to go by, aussies are the funniest people alive
elle fanning arse
>>223966773this is known as AGP and it's far more common than you would think
>>223966758i like to wank it wank it
>>223966773Time to chop your cock off
>>223966758i invented this gimmick btw
>>223966773you go xister
really fucking do not want to toil tomorrow
he's definitely got some hormonal issue
seen some serious hanging testicles in pornone guy had balls than went down to the top of his knees
>>223966773got a thong I like to wear sometimes because it feels naughty and my bum looks good but that's as far as I'm going I'm not bent or a tranny
any freebies going lads
>>223966758nobody cares why do you keep updating us about what this gay freak posts on twitter
i could film myself shitting and perverted homosexuals would probably give me lots of money for it
>>223966783
Wish I understood the power I had as a child I could literally have ruined anyone’s life who I didn’t like by telling people they were a peadofile
>>223966823yeah here's a free tip, dont eat yellow snow
>>223966795PSCRBR
gay porn niggaz from outer space
Ray Blanchard
oh
>>223966849mong
>>223966845Eat yellow snow ‐ it may be beer.- Old Swedish proverb
>>223966679old people do that sometimes, my grandma started ripping into this old guy sitting close to us in a restaurant because of how frail and old he looked, turns out it was a guy that had gone to the same school and my grandma and was a few years younger than her.
no chemistry
>>223966679>>22396668182, just a fuckin' kid.
Teaching my dad /brit/posting
have to buy the smallest condom size mehumiliating
>>223966873sweden is zased and folkpilled
The fraternal birth order effect is an observation that the more older brothers a male has from the same mother, the greater probability he will have a homosexual orientation.
It does
>>223966896never seen sizes in the store, it's just one size I think
>>223966896they dont even make condoms small enough for my cock
>>223966758fucking hell he even posted the old man wank
i think it might be less gay just to suck a dick than dress up in womens clothes and flounce around your incel flat
>>223966912>M8L8THgladio azog alert
The honest to Almighty God best thing for the UK to do right now is to give nearly full government control with no stipulations to Charles III and the Prince of Wales and let them sort everything out themselves. Your country is on a collision course to doomsday with all this incompetent in the political ranks
Blanchard's transsexualism typology is a controversial theory proposed by American-Canadian sexologist Ray Blanchard which classifies transgender women into two groups: "homosexual transsexuals" who are attracted exclusively to men and are feminine in both behavior and appearance, and "autogynephilic transsexuals" who experience sexual arousal at the idea of having a female body (autogynephilia).
>>223966914she does in a waythey pull facial expressions that the ones back home don't
>>223966880scream
>>223966896how small are you I have small willard and regular ones feel tight no idea how bigger willard havers use them
>>223966939sc
>>223966962i have to buy XXL.
>>223966936so what do you use when you have sex
>>223966953scream
who here has the smallest willy? (length)I'll go first - 6.5 inches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9xqlc308c
don't know how to talk to women
>>223966939rest of his online footprint is fucking mental so I imagine that's fuck all to himapparently he had an old video where he wanks with a homeless bloke but seems he's being cautious nowadays since someone from /lit/ came to his house
pooing so much it is making me lightheaded
pooseals rude cousin
>>223966947it’s wotanjugend’s hq in kiev
sir tranny expert
>>223966982mine is 2.9 inches literally
>>223966987same way you talk to men
1 of 1 resultBananas in PyjamasAustralian children's television seriesThe Canberra TimesAustralian newspaper in Canberra, AustraliaThe HolocaustGenocide of around 6 million Jews by Nazi Germany, other Axis powers and local collaborators in occupied territories
Do you watch every webm posted here or do you only open it if the thumbnail looks interesting?
>>223966954sacked tranny in the latter
>>223966870No one will ever know x
>>223967004corrrr really?get it caged in a flat cage
You're working your job tomorrow. Get to bed. Now. Toilberg would be furious if he knew you were up at this hour.
>>223966983idk haven't measured it since I was 13-14. I doubt it's more than 6
DON'T TALK SHIT!play a record!
>>223967004what do you wear a condom for
>>223966983hell yeah
34 of 34 resultsThe HolocaustGenocide of around 6 million Jews by Nazi Germany, other Axis powers and local collaborators in occupied territoriesMaster raceNazi idea of Aryan supremacyTheodore Roosevelt26th President of the United States from 1901 to 1909 (1858–1919)Bananas in PyjamasAustralian children's television series
>>223967004I don't believe you
Epesten
>>223967019im emotional, my back hurts and i have a coughof course toilberg still wants me to break myself further tomorrow(a girl would have called in sick but i'm a MAN)
>>223967000yeah and they're all LARPers
>>223967035I'm Chinese
>>223967010I'll take a look at any that aren't obviously an indian sharing his wanking material with us
I've completely ruined my life
I know it’s cruel but I fantasise about fighting Harvey Price. The thought of just unloading punches on a 270 pound giant retard just fills me with joy. Imagine just unloading a vicious body shot combination on that freaks ribs
>>223967010Only open the porn ones
>>223967070That's what trannysisitioning is
>>223967070ktim
scobes posts among us
>>223965858dead now of course
>>223967086he would destroy you m8
um lads the new
been sat down for ages and my shins are hurting
>>223967033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MESOa3B9MeUold school BM from greece
>>223967121a terrifying spin!
I wish Epstein was my dad so I could inherit his egg-shaped penis.
>>223967070Wait you're not one of those lads that goes on about how he's ruined his life are you?
thres a heat wave coming again 37 degrees and ive got dimention
>>223967121that's me being brutally murdered by a shark
What's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
>>223967057Ok fair enough
>>223967148I wish I had the drug access he had
Thoughts on Quentin’s sister? Would you fuck her? I would.
>>223967132thought of some cute partnership songs and thought of this gif butt now I've forgotten what I was going to post
>>223967181>>223967181
>>223967179brother
>>223967177yeah probably if she's nice
>>223967179it cannot be posted!!!!!
>>223967179Me on the left
>>223967166dishing it out but not taking it
>>223967166Genuinely shagging. Ask any woman under the age of 35. They all have a story where they shagged the old man/homeless man/Uber driver or whatever because they were "being feral/goblin" (TikTok terms) and wanted to do it "for the lore" (another TikTok term).
