Coca-Cola es medicina
>>223967180wtf this is me
>>223967180Reminds me of that pic of a nurse walking with a giant poo that gets posted on /brit/ sometimes
Orale holmes, la CIA put Coca-Cola in my ass o algo
AND I'LL PROUDLY STAND UP
>>223967180Told ya so
>>223967271oh yeah I remember that one
>>223967180Isnt it due to its acidic properties o algo?
how does this happen, I've never had that
i can only imagine the acidity is used to break down the poo, caffeine makes you shit too
>>223967552eating nothing but salt and corn syrup
>Reddit screencap threadThis site is done for.
>>223967180I had fecaloma and it develoed into an impacted megacolon. I'm too overweight for surgery so they ended up using a suction device and it was like 40 pounds all at once.
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>>223967180Good news for mexico
>>223967180do they put mentos in there too?
>>223967311i LITERALLY look like that
>>223969042unc ahh reference
>>223968780It's only happend once. Usually if i get an impacted colon, we can unstick it with laxatives and hand pulling
>>223969260be serious, how is constipation possible? when i eat garbage it makes me shit water, i have no idea how the meme of "digestive health = shit more" became real, opposite experience for me
Meant this >>223969260In response to this>>223968828
>>223968780And that's when you turned your life around right?
>>223969303I use a lot of butter and fats. Sometimes i just eat meats and cake all day. It gums you up. It's a huge ordeal for me to shit so i usually hold it until there's a few pounds built up.
>>223969303Sometimes when I travel my body just refuses to shit for multiple days
>>223969319Why? No need to. I now know how to resolve the issue if it happens again. I am comfy in my arrangement and already have a gf.
>>223969319no he turned his scale around instead
>>223967180Yep>>223967311 >>223969001tsmt
I once read that somewhere they used it to clean blood from crime scenes
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