mr kipling edition
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.'cide then
>saaar read this book about hitler vishnu avatar saar>nononononono saaar stop posting pictures of unspicy british food saarYou aren't fooling anyone ranjesh
>>223975712would absolutely demish one of them almond friand things right now
Treated myself to an early lunch
>>223975742Had that Korean style sushi the over day, was quite spicy. Love foreign food, me
>>223975744yeahhh... you said that already*shuns you*
>>223975742Ah yes... cooked chicken sushi...
>>223975750nooo you have to say the same thing all day long so all 25 of us that come here see the post
kek his immediate response to being called out for stealing images from reddit is to call everyone else browna small glimpse into the mind of a bonafide mindraped freak
>>223975750You can't shun me from 7000 miles away mong.
>>223975712the wotanic scrandemic
want one of those cats that purrs when you touch it and sits on you
>>223975749>>223975742what is the difference between korean and korean style?
this Hellman's mayo is too spicy, will need to wash it down with some tap water I think.
>>223975765yeh he's clearly a bit strange
>>223975745Gotta say it was one funny nigger that posted this
rorke wotanically running up the stairs on all fours
Why are so many trannies pedophiles?
>>223975765As you've been told, its a long running gimmique. Its like if you responded seriously to John copypaste, then everyone laughs as you and your response to this humiliation is to say we're all "mindraped freaks". Absolute state of you mate
>>223975806degeneracy isn't it, clearly a group of sick and twisted people
>>223975765weirdos like him must convince themselves everyone finds it hilarious? then any bit of criticism is met with extreme hostility
fucking hell just remembered covid happened
mental illness happy hour
>>223975816*starts dryhumping you*
>>223975820shouldn't they be incarcerated then? they're always trying to worm their way into positions where they can control others, and what people say
forecast says there won't be any rain today but I see a giant blue cloud from the window
>>223975826Ambiguous use of the question mark, Pajeet.
What happened to white dog poo?
>>223975862i ate it all
>>223975845a mushroom cloud i hope
>>223975828covid didn't happenyet another right wing conspiracy theoryproof?
>>223975848how dear you
>>223975745>In October 2017 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, an armed man wearing a ski mask robbed a KFC on Perkins Road. Recognizing his voice, face, and car, a worker asked, "Cleveland, is that you?" The masked robber replied, "No, it's not me," before fleeing in his own familiar car
Would swallow her turds.
lovely bit of rain this morning. stopped now though
>>223975862cancelled because of woke
>>223975919thought you'd gone off the poo?
>cleveland is that y...*bang*NO LOOSE ENDS
pam greer 70s sex boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKi4QG6tt7o
willy just twitched
>>223975971diamond push ups aren't any more effective than normal ones
>brother in law has spent all his money on coke>dealers knocking on his front door>kids terrified>wife about to leave him>mountains of debt>going to lose the house>my face when
>>223975971i have a better body than this nigga
can't put the washing out, too damp. will dry it indoors with all the windows closed so black mould grows all over the place. then i'll complain to the bbc so they do a story on it or something.
did you know canada has the largest ethnic icelandic population outside of icelandisn't that interesting
>>223975998machiavellan
>>223976017you now honrey bame siryou council house give council?
>>223975816>we're all nobody finds it funny. apart from you because youre a pathetic waste of spacealso >ive been doing it for years so its funnykek now that is funny this is not the flex you think it is
having a mcdonalds breakfast for the first time in like 999999 years
Green Party member admits feeling ‘uncomfortable’ after party election announcement made in foreign language
fraxckin poo rgoain lsamo >>223976040
>>223975725>saaar read this book about hitler vishnu avatar saarLightning and the sun is a based read tbf
>>223975971mad how this guy, idris elba and the two lads from black panther are the only blacks everyone loves, two have been cuckolded and one killed himself (cancer is a form of suicide btw)
We at /brit/ say RIP to Hayden Panettiere.
i remember when the green party cared about the environment instead of being islamo-commies
>>223975709dickhead
>>223976072Producer-acquired AIDS
>>223976072did she died i hadn't hear anyrthing
>>223976069What about Andrew Tate
mental how that thing happened that time yeah
>>223976097Yeah she's dead. 36 (just a kid)
>>223976076how does a progressive left party align with muslims who hate everything the left stands for?
>>223976076EAT DA FUGGEN SALAD :DDD
imagine getting so steaming that you die
>>223976103quite bonkers to imagine that something did occur after that as well
mental how woke the country has gone yet they still havent legalised weed. children can go to the doctor and get pumped full of estrogen for a big set of tits and a plump arse yet having a zoot is a criminal offence
>>223976072>36a fucking kid
>>223976098Pob?
>>223976121cor lovely
>>223976121haha ktim after 3 pints (i’m a proper lightweight you see aha xx)
>>223976134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOR5gvQwDI
>>223976121>john bonham continued drinking heavily at the studio, consumed a total of roughly 40 measures of vodka over a 12-hour span, and eventually passed out and died see i dont know how this happens i would simply wake up with a sore head
>>223976072>>223976134wow she looks older to me from how her face looks. didn't realise she was the same as my dad
>"I feel like a lot of women live 9-5 and deal with mediocre men, and they get to escape into a completely different reality when they're reading romance novels," she says.Pushing women into the workplace might have been the Jews most destructive policyMore than giving them the vote More than pornography
>>223976158oh shut up
hi guys it me :)
>>223976154she was pretty bloated from alcohol abuse in recent years
Lovely countryside on my incel walk x
>>223976112All stems from occupy Wallstreet and this stupid idea of the progressive stack
>>223976166hello gayhomosexuallad
>>223976166hiya
>>223976130i read once that a lot of pollytishuns have stakes in medical weed so they would stand to lose money or something
>same age as my dadfeeling chopped af now
>>223976121is that what happened to her? howd you know?
>>223976187hows that work then
Bame judy dench
Judi Love sex arse
>>223976199dunno but it's going to be an od or alcohol poisoning isn't it
any good full albums i should listen to on my drive
>>223976172Tempted to say this is actually you and you've done a New Trainers fakeout. In any case that lad definitely browses 4chan. He has the 4chan phenotype.
>>223976220
Drank the slabDrank the slabDrank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
just played a game of Halo 3 multiplayer there
I would have gladly sniffed Hayden Panetierre's farts.
>>223976220'Music for Airports' by Brian Eno'Music from the Penguin Cafe' by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra'Rattus Norvegicus' by The Stranglers
>>223976243you need to ring up the news and let them know this
Imogen Poots' fragrant toots
i am profoundly mentally ill
>>223976263fuck she cute
>>223976269ktim i have a condition that hasnt even been discovered yet
got mega autism me
>>223976158>feel like a lot of women live 9-5 and deal with mediocre men, and they get to escape into a completely different reality when they're reading romance novels," she saysWomen reading le dark and mysterious vampire smut=healthy empowering escapism from mediocrityMen looking at instagram girl with big tits=heckin problematic objectification of women
>>223976249https://youtu.be/rXiC0KBbmFY?t=66
might have a porn wank
>>223976220More Than A Lot by Jason Statham
not a fan of the "just a kid" meme, makes me feel insecure about my age (33) and how i've wasted my life thus far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-BrkEo8knM
the listen
>>223976249Can tell you're an unlikable twat
>>223976318you're just a fucking kid why would you think you wasted your life
despite all my rage i am still just a rorke in a cage
never been so happy to see it grey and miserable outsidewe did it lads its over
binley mega autism
Watched American history X last night, surprisingly woke
something finna gotta change on god
>>223976339We made it through the sweltering summer of 26.
>>223976332he seems great
Mad how Europe lost the WW2
>>223976332most people like me and I try to be amenablesometimes women think I'm a smug cunt but that's less my eclectic musical taste and more the fact I look down on them and don't care what the fuck they have to say about anythinganyhow have a nice day buddy
just ordered a million pints over at the old cock and knob
>>223976332Fuck you i was grateful for his response
>>223976365>anyhowFOY
>>223976354typa shit yanks say that you can't tell if they serious
>>223976353good lad
>Mad how Europe lost the WW2
You lost the Empire, Gramps
>>223976277another actress antonia clarke looks just like her but with nicer boobies and brunette
>>223976376there seems to be a considerable body of evidence that swedish boys are generally twinks could you contribute anything to this theorem
>>223976347why are you surprised? by today's standards it's prehistoric
>>223976380bet you sang row, row, row your boat and twinkle, twinkle, little star as a kid didn't you. I bet you say okay and hello and call people muppets. you americanised dog.
the yank is right and everyone knows it
NO ONE ON THE OUTSIDE
reading about how this bih made redditors made cus she said she don't want trannies in women nba
>>223976404Wow really touched a nerve there didn't I
Back in the day there was a peng ting on Television X named Antonia Stokes. She should've been more popular. I wonder what happened to her? Not everyone loved Lolly Badcock ffs
>>223976318Life has just begun for you lad, you still got time
>>223976422brodley
>>223976332I think you'd like me a lot.
>>223976418tbqh I'm a very timid individual so I try to be as aggressive as possible online because it feels like I'm being manly and throwing my weight around. sorry if I offended you in any way x
>Badcockktimmerimg
>>223976417american issue don't care
Got any good memes?
33 years old he could have been anything. Could have been an astronaut or a footballer. Couldve solved cancer. Guess we'll never know
>>223976419YES
>>223976435fuck off mallardmong
>>223976426fuck off mr shatner
that actress that just died was in malcolm in the middle if you anyone was wondering where you recognised her from
Do people actually enjoy these movies? I mean Tokyo Drift was pretty okay but the rest? It’s just deanoslop right?
>>223976417Imagine this bloke just decided he was going to put a dress on, say he's a woman now and decide to play in the women's NBA
>>223976452i would eat the mum from that shows shit
>>223976442
>>223976465dont think you can wear dresses on the court actually x
>>223976419>Not everyone loved Lolly Badcock ffsHer watersports scenes were pure kino thoughbeit
>>223976465i would say, "he should to make a point", but that point has already been made. this fucker put on a dress on and won every sport in california. bitch sister supports this.
>>223976462lol. so glad I clicked
>>223976465Blud did not name his team the nuggets :skull:
wonder whats happening up in scotl–>Drugs, violence and racism: A week in Glasgow city centre - BBC Newsoh right well
>>223976462FUCKING HELL. HOW DID HE SURVIVE THE FIRST TWO HEADSHOTS
>>223976489rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>223976490'
the stranglers will be performing in wakefield this friday if anyone's interested
>>223976489Do NOT call are ‘lysa a bitch
>>223976465remember that serbian basketballer who headbutted the hoardings and paralysed himself? fucking mental stuff that one
leftypol, if I cut off my cock and bollocks that would not make me a woman
>>223976525alright alright. she's a fucking cunt
>>223976525
MtF troons really finna be like "omg how did u know I have a sister"
Time to masturbate to some Alice White kino
>>223976529that was insane
>>223976461Ohana means never having to say goodbye*Drives off of the summit of Mount Everest*
obese muslim woman covered in binbags waddling down the street talking into her mobile on speakerphone
>>223976536my future family
>>223976517hope they play 'peasant in the big shitty'
what is the best clothes shop
got the bunny love mug
>>223976462Jesus Christ the blood
>>223976568m and s
>>223976570the UMmug
just spent twenty quid on imported kumquats and they don't even taste like spunk. rip off
>>223976570ah nice is that because you like rabbits
>>223976570bnuny
>>223976570Wahay, can see my "might have a porn wank" post from earlier
>>223976570don't like the look of that hand. I'll guess that you're 5'7 and weigh 15st 6lbs and work as a scaffolder
>>223976548You love to see/hear/smell it. A whole experience for the senses really
>>223976536her dad is asian why do you think she's called liu
>>223976570based
>>223976548see half a dozen of these every day in my area
>>223976489dream threesome
Finkle is Einhorn!Einhorn is Finkle!
>>223976584just have to accept these things sometimes lad. kumquat may
Alyssa is a test tube baby
finkie fie
got kumquats ripening on the tree in my backyard if any of you want some
Total Alysa Liu love
>>223976624what the fuck?
>>223976625finger limes please lad
>>223975712exceedingly good cakes
>>223976617wahey
>>223976620I wonder if the surrogate was a black lady
might do a marilyn monroe wankwould be weird to wank to someone my grandad deffo wanked to
>>223976636they're actually shit, apart from the apple pies which are delectable
>>223976597couldn't be more wrong. looks like some distortion around the edge of the photo. i'm 6'1 skinny with gangly delicate hands from never having done any kind of labour in my life
alysa liu seems like a lovely girl but you never know she could be a right cow actually
Kid named Limes:
carebame been stood outside on the street corner for a good 45 minutes waiting on her lift
>>223976617sc
wonder if anyone has ever wanked to the venus of willendorf
poster below is a daft twat
>>223976671She gets extremely defensive and passive aggressive in interviews even at the most mundane questions. She sounds insufferable.
>>223976669so you're just a soft homosexual runt then
poster above is a daft twat
Would you rather have a pornstar daughter or a racist son
>>223976691daft twat you like
>>223976686Were a dildo weren't it
>>223976691>>223976694thats you two done then isnt it
>>223976691daft twat
Wtf?
>>223976694bet your dick twitch when you wrote that
>>223976681Could have spent that time shagging
>>223976719raped to death by pakis. sad
lads jason arday died. think it was due to racism
>>223976733right well if youre thinking about mens dicks then i suppose thats confirmation you're a shirtlifter
>>223976719>>223976740
might smear faeces on my face and pretend I'm African
nothing wrong with being gay anyway
>>223976747gays are on your mind an awful lot for someone claiming to be straight
>>223976740*nods while carefully dropping my gloves into a firepit*
love that bit in the beatles doc where they're changing they lyrics of their own songs to be about hard willies and the like
>>223976774not really. im basing this all on information you have provided. seems reasonable to assume you're bent. no straight man as a mug like that, lets be honest. or you're just a weird incel freak with no self-awareness
>>223976788why are you on r/teenager_polls
>>223976766*flies into a rage*
>>223976780sorebellend fields forever
>>223976780disney owns everything produced by its artists and keeps it all in archives which is why it owns the world's biggest collection of pornography featuring disney characters
how come girls never wear skirts any more
>>223976792rattled
>>223976815they do though
hmm thats strange just checked my calendar and its completely blank how odd
>>223976820projection
>>223976788Pornstar daughter so I can have a go
umm BASED
>>223976815i blame billie eilish
my life a gay porn
>>223976812Why are Disney's artists making a load of porn then?
>>223976824hs?
>>223976842supporting palestine is like supporting the nazis when the allies made it into germany
No Sleep Till Britfeel
>>223976842dinnerlady potato face
>>223976815banned due to the woke
>>223976860Europe lost the WW2
please dont shake that thang
>>223976842zara larsson is well smartexactly the opinions you expect from a rich white woman from sweden
for me its law and order
>>223976874are you actually esl or is this a gimmick
>>223976890bit racist
CHILD OF DUNWICH RISE
wyippo luv dey safe, clean, high-trust societies looool
Joe? Joe momma
duckduckgoing all the latest gimmicks
african nigga visiting the witch doctor to get some pulverised zebra eyes for his congested nose
Quite literally got no literal reason to actually live
>>223976935gta 6 is coming out soon
Remember page 312 on ceefax?
lot of rabbis on /brit/ today
Hate seeing Muslims walking around with their phones tucked into their hijabsIt's always obese seriously genetically stunted ones who do it too Got no rational reason for hating it as much as I do other than it looking slovenly
>>223976953been delayed2027 ffs
Anyone got any ideas on how to suppress an overactive amygdala?
>>223976966>Hate seeing Muslims walking aroundktim
>dunwichyou quandamooka mob?
>>223976966seems quite rational really to dislike that
Adulthood is realising that jags are based
>>223976956Remember Carfax and the Kelley Blue Book?
>>223976973fought him yesterday same as every other enemy you just run behind him and spam attacks with saw cleaver. works every time
>>223976966plenty of reasons to dislike that lot but i wouldnt say slovenly considering most brits are slovenly mongs these days all wearing cheap joggers in public
>>223976548>>223976966didn't get enough (you)'s the first time?
>>223976815only boys do now due to woke
not remotely hungry but I won't be able to eat again until 4pm so I am forcing down a big meal right now to tide me over until then
>>223976976How long is her fanny?
And the latest on fatpheebs?
>>223976985Nooooo they burned all their remaining goodwill with their new logo campaign from a few years ago. Farage said it best: "Go woke? Go broke!".
the shittier this country gets, the more likely they are to leave. so bring on the terminal decline i say
why did people stop caring about how they look in public
>>223977030the countrys getting shitter for workers, not them. they're always looked after.
arrest all women
>>223976985https://youtube.com/watch?v=cO29fuSol1s
>>223977019why is she linking to this gofundme page?and what the fuck even is this page? daughters died why do you need 50k?
>>223977030then we'll have to get more of them in to rebuild britain, just like they did after the war. remember that? how the blacks rebuilt britain?
>>223977004you going to jail lad?
>>223977046Look like a fake version of T.L.C. D.E.I
>>223977046if they hit that magical 50k they all come back to life
>>223977058yeah but I should be out by 4pm with good behaviour
Cold approach. Daily.
>>223977078dont call it a comeback
>>223977058sort of. basically if i leave my room between 11 and 4 my mum goes mental.
>>223977089for me it's got to be staring longingly at women I find attractive but never speaking to them or indeed acknowledging them in any way
>>223977092blud got a banshee
>>223977046that destiny's child?
i don't want no scrub
>>223977107Try cold approach. Try it daily.
>>223977045>big supercharged rwd saloons are le bad because woke or something
>>223977092is that when she has the bull round?
Time to get serious about suicide
>>223977129this but making the new
>>223977127her boyfriend is black yeah but he never stays here. she goes to him.
i don't want no glub-*drowns in a pond*
>>223977092do you need the number to childline?
exceedingly good thread
>>223977145Spaki
>>223977129yeah I'm thinking a motorcycle helmet stuffed with C4 explosive
>>223977046Would have shagged them all
>>223977030Even in its shittest state it's 10x better than where they come fromThe benefits payments and council housing will need to stop and water cease to run from taps before they consider going back
New>>223977155>>223977155
>>223977153was alright innit
>>223977170>>223977170
>>223977145state
don't go chasing waterfallsor any other body of water
Every year, I come here to see what you're all up to. Absolutely nothing, as per. What I find funny is that you never even really talk to each other, just post your own little quirky sentence.I have a hard time matching up the people I experience around me in daily life, and the kind of behaviour you see here. You guys should seriously get a grip, it's 2026. We're here for a few minutes on this Earth and then we expire. I'll be back in 2027 to alert you to the passing of time again. I'm sure it'll just be the same shit.
