cyclops edition
this one
this is the one
Amygdala going mental and giving me social anxiety and basically ruining my life. Oh well this was His plan for me.
sir split thread
>>223977211Have you stopped caffeine and alcohol consumption to help with your anxiety
>A devoted husband and father deliberately rode his moped into the path of an articulated lorry after becoming overwhelmed by a long-running family property dispute.He was so devoted he killed himself so his children will grow up without a father and will be scarred for life.
cant wait to see what the arday family spend all this cash onshould make for some funny headlines in a few months' time
for all that talk of saying I wasn't that hungry I'm making short work of this meal so that's good
>>223977155>>223977155>>223977155we're all in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvXfLlcHwcMaybe you got a kidMaybe you got a pretty wifeThe only thing that I got'sBeen bothering me my whole life
>>223977257it was actually moped riding he was devoted to you see if you read the full article it goes into this
>>223977265a spa like the captain tom family
spainlad bragging about some sunshine mate who tf needs more sun
nigga with a moped has a wife and kids and I don't
>>223977300paywall fucked me again
>>223977170>cyclops editionflash subedition?https://youtu.be/YCNs0SFQ_AY?t=24
5 am hype sesh with the Aldi team(I have just shit my boxers)
catberg loudly proclaiming that he wants his head scratched
>>223977301they also spent a portion on a holiday to jamaica during covid during which Sir Captain Tom caught covid and died, as I recall
RIPThey couldn't save the cheerleader
>>223977318whole different stat requirements when you're working class
Growing some berries
>>223977348sounds like a lot of effort
>>223977348same. of the dingle variety
we have now leapfrogged the other thread
you reap what you sow, as they say*reaps berries*
>>223977360just plant and water then come back about 6 hours laterquite easy really, the hardest part is remembering to check them
>>223977327Very affeminate
using a yank edition just because it got posted first? treason, frankly
>>223977348ok but PLEASE be careful
can't decide whether I should resume my female wood elf rogue ranger playthrough or start a new one as a male drow sorcerer
want to go home and play computer game
>>223977327okoh he havin a blast!
>won't be posting your dogshite forced editionbet you will actually mate you little coward
>>223977285da boss
Might just lie down somewhere in the woods and give up I'll lie there and contemplate life and the universe until I lose consciousness and pass away
sowing the wind lads
sir gabe owners
>>223977423Little dog fella
>>223977427you do know what comes next you bloody fool
>>223977423you'll get scranned by a badger
>>223977423thats mentol healths luv x
Turns outLittle Walmart fella
>>223977423sounds lovely x
Greggs using ai
>>223977334as is his right
Mad how I can look at any part of the earth on my phone thanks to satellite pictures
Right, so we're just having two /brit/s now are we? How long is janman going to allow this madness to continue
Rupert Lowe been absolutely battering the British dentistry association on X (formerly twitter)
>>223977463and
>>223977470'
>>223977463Just the world we live in now mate get used to it or get left behind
>>223977481Good man is our Rupert
>>223977470Have you thought about using your phone to gain a clue
>>223977446no I don't I never read yhe binble
>>223977265Bloke was on > £100k a year and got a million for his autobiography, I'm hardly think the family is on the breadline
>>223977470mad how google sent a man in a van to every road in the world and i can look at all the pictures he took
gobbling up my just desserts
>>223977488>>223977496retards
>>223977488Strange reply
get them bummed
Does everybody get a bit of willy dribble after they've done a wee or is there something wrong with my willy or prostate or something?
it a sean allan world we just living in it xx
>>223977491Or complain to them directly (he won't because he's a coward)
>>223977463every company uses ai in their marketing these days, some subtle some not
>>223977515just push up on your taint when you're finished that should push out all the remaining willy spittle
>>223977515Might need further inspection and a picture to make sure
>>223977463Nobody cares though that's the thing There will be a few histrionic mongs seething on twitter but the white van man and bloke who stops in for a quick pasty does not give a shit
Mad how I'm a 25 year old man and I'm unemployed and lying in bed at midday
remember julian draxler
>>223977548one of many to reject liverpool
>>223977545britain NEEDS you
>>223977423you'll be up and scuttling back home at the first pang of hungeryou'll do nothing
yes the rumours are true
>>223977545mad how i'm a 22 year old man doing the same thing haha x
>>223977515Could unironically be Chlamydia best get yourself tested
rorke's pov >>>/gif/31047878
>>223977563'
>22Just a kid. Your frontal lobe is not even fully developed yet
>>223977576do you often watch porn and think of us?
greggs marketing discord meltdown
>>223977576willy spasmed aint gone lie
>>223977576>negrowhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>223977576nice one for a black woman
>>223977591s
where is employed woman
>>223977618Raped to death by a gang of military aged fighting men
>>223977618moppin up they shit
im the type of nigga who say not gonna lie then tell a massive lie
how many nukes would it take to blow up the moon
not been in the mood to drink last few weeks
great... Rorke's noticed something....
>>2239776394 and a half
>>223977608was it cuck porn? I don't want to click it
>>223977639Like 3
>>223977639A nuclear bomb wouldn't react the same way on the moon as it does on earth. So literally only a moon sized bomb would explode the moon
>>223977639dont even think about it rorkeyporkey
>>223977639omg le hilvrious shower thought!!
>>223977650docterberg said no drinking for at least a month might just kms
>>223977651expensive funeral
>>223977670bizarre outburst
>>223977651Did he die??? So sad...
>>223977651he's getting a state funeral at st. paul's actually
>>223977651Is it a fucking state funeral for that much money?
>>223977670you're weird
>>223977651>£110k for funeral costsAre they burying him on the moon?
Rabbiberg just told me I need to be castrated
>>223977695it's £200k now
>>223977695hence the question about nukes
How much would it cost to bury someone on the moon?
tiresome lot you are honestly
When the fuck did Leicester get relegated so hardHaven’t paid attention in a while
>>223977716but not me im based
>>223977651first it was 20
Reckon Richard Hammond has a BWC?
>>223977718They've been really poorly ran and cheated like fuck financially to win the Premier League No worse than City and Chelsea did but they didn't have enough money backing them
>>223977731i'd keep raising it too. get the money
>>223977718owner gave up, sold loads of players and didn't invest any money last season and they got hit with a deduction and relegated again. now he wants to sell it for an inflated fee when they're at their lowest value kek
We need a Angel of the North-sized monument for Jason Arday
>>223977742To win the prem? Wasn't their team cheap as fuck also they made big sales on a few players
Sir Jamie Vardy
>>223977651>>223977731nobody cares rorke
>>223977770he's an ABL chatting shit they won the prem with moneyball signings in a downseason for the sky 6
new>>223977155>>223977155>>223977155
>>223977712sc
>>223977798Oh fuck off would you
>>223977718The Sky Six blew up their owner in a helicopter
dropping tactical pookes down the toilet bowl
need a mount rushmore but with four jason ardays carved into it
>>223977810knew that would enrage you lmaoheathermongesque
Newcastle are about to suffer a larger collapse than Leicester, it's going to be hilarious to follow
Have you ever S'd in real life?
>>223977838yh
>>223977499how dare you
>>223977831What would they have done if Newcastle was bought by a Chinaman?
Opening a Kickstarter to send poo to the moon
>>223977852
>>223977855Rorke pledges £20
black fragility
pressing my ear up against rorke's chest to hear his little heartbeat
>>223977831based
>>223977889Leicester aren't winning League 1 and Chesterfield aren't winning League 2.
>>223977889just not getting relegated though are they
rorke in shambles
>>223977901saving this post for the end of the season
>>223977889Newcastle getting relegated is the only sure bet on that slip Great return on it
>>223977825Jason Arday is hanging out with George Floyd and Charlie Kirk in heaven right now
>>223977917no idea what any of this bollocks means sry
>>223977889Should have donated that tenner to Jason Arday's funeral
rorke calling his stepmum a goy
got a week off toil, don't know what to do
>>223977917>Kevin MacDonald Surprised anyone still publishes him
I thought I ordered three goons
Rorke making a sizable anonymous donation to a retired greyhound charity
>>223977917god i think im starting to hate the internet
Gameboy came from ebay, pretty much as described. Waiting on some parts from China for the refurb
sir phillip foden
Jason Arday genuinely does look a bit like poochie
Would actually be really cool if heaven were realUnfortunately if it is I'm not going to it since I don't think it's real because I believe in facts and evidence
this chapel was built in france in the 1400s and then shipped to america in the 1920sit's in milwaukee nowmental
>>223978000what you tryna play
they linked up
>>223978001Sloppy Rorke
am eating apple
>>223978034Got loads of my old games from when I was a kidItching to play double dragon advance again
>>223978030remember that rich american who thought he was buying tower bridge and shipped it over but it was just london bridge
Had this meal when I visited my British friend 4 years agoWe bought everything at Sainsbury's
>>223978074picky bits
>>223978074the picky bits
Cleared £3,000 this month in bennies. My first big month.
>>223978062That was an episode of auf wiedersehen pet you retard
Jason Are Day
get the picky bits chucked out on a plate
>>223978074Rorke's Luncheon
>>223978098Jason arse lad night
>>223977777
>>223978074scrandemic
Get your picky bits in while you can. In 2 weeks it's soups, stews, teas and pumpkin spice lattes.
>>223978028prfpundfly low iq psto
valeriya asmr sex arse
Picky bits discord melty
>>223978104>to learn a language, an instrument hmm will think about this, would be fun to move away for a warmer country and play the guitar
cody! zechariah! get your fricken butts down here right this instant!
>>223978074>chicken kyiv
>>223978143shes very pretty but she looks like an orangutan or some such primitive ape
sitting in a graveyard
increased my musculature #yes
>>223978140deegz on tour
the picky bits reddit meme still going on yeah
>>223978183meds, now
>>223978178hamlet prince of denmark over here
picky bits for tea
Wasted my teens and early 20s being so anxious i was sick every morning, now that ive reduced my anxiety i have no social skills kek!
>>223978074I'm sorry you're friends with the lower class
i'm a being of pure sexual energy
>>223978074the scrandemic as it were
>>223978211ktim
>I'm sorry you're friends with the lower class
mad how all trump does now is copeliterally been reduced to the masked crying wojack meme
>>223978160we're so busted dude moms gonna freak when she finds the grass crody we gonna bail like right now
>>223978074Is this representative of the diet of the average Brit?
>>223978211>now that ive reduced my anxiety i have no social skills kek!impossiblesurely you'd be making up for lost time, making loads of mistakes but learning from them and gaining social skills?
>>223978232ok
>>223978211haha this will be me!
>>223978233scrym
>>223978237Am trying
Social skills? You mean making sounds with your mouth and lips? Fucking grow up
he's really been pushing this picky bits gimmick the past few months. Hope he gets well compensated for all his efforts
is the nigga that keeps seething about the working class heatherfungus?
>>223978233>GrassIts not the 1980s anymore, we call it weeeeeeed
>>223978260rare cody W
rorke going daves hot chicken and dying from cardiac arrest and internal bleeding
>>223978183iam not at teh sitges lgbtq feista you meed medoical help
smoking a bowl dude?
made chips with salt msg and garlick powder
>>223978291it's the diet im on
>>223978278scream
whole cock needs riding off
diegos like 43 still doing his "14 year old pretending to be drunk to impress his friends" typing quirk gimmick #suicidesoon
whole cock needs coming off
I have actually known several people named Cody
>>223978319he needs blacking
Honestly kinda hated gold ship because she was in one of the BLACKED edits one time but now I actually still kind of like her
>>223978338scr
>>223978325>knownin yhe binblical sense
Gold ship is fit with big booba isn't she tbf
>>223978338Really hate this meme Does anyone even know who Robert Loggia is?
>>223978328get off the computer
This is what mousey looks like..
>>223978325very interesting Jayden when are the tryouts for the t-ball league
>talking about porno on a monday morningreally unsettling behaviour
>>223978358grow up mate
>>223978358he's an obese balding 40 year old man
>>223978355feech from the sopramos
>>223978361I've known even more Jaydens>t-ball?
terrified of german people. a deep evil lurks within them
nigga talm bout unsettled lmao
>>223978358My Animal Romance
diego biting yhe pillow as it slides in
>>223978383
wonder how obese couples actually fuck reckon its gotta be basically impossible unless the guy has a mega cock
>>223978407the halal stuff is such boomer bait
mousey curiously went closer to the innocuous plank, plated with delicious cheese — not aware of it’s present danger
just had a crisp what was shaped like jesus
>>223978379https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tee-ball
>>223978361Try-outs for the Beavers ain't until next semester, bud. Gotta pass coach Jarowski's penis inspection first though
+1 to my postcounts
>>223978412unironically they sometimes get a nurse to put it in for them
>>223978358Je wishes, but thanks
>>223978431get tae fuck
>>223978412ask your parents
a nice breeze is blowing
>>223978412incels really don't understand how sex works lmaosomeone posted this and i remember a lad replying saying his dick was too small to reach her pussy
>>223978449my dads adopted me actually x
>>223978462Like a bag of pudding
>someone posted thisbro just wanted an excuse to post this plapsow again
desuarchive is back but no images
We at /brit/ vow and confirm the following:"I believe in God, The Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord, who was conceived of the Holy Spirit. Born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell, on the third day he rose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven and was received to the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From there he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the Communion of Saints, the forgiveness of Sins, the resurrection of the body and life ever-lasting. Amen."
saw jseus in the mirror ta the sanua it was fab
>>223978481wouldn't mind if someone posted that every day. love plapsows.
August 2026
genuinely would have bodied jesus if he came up to me talking some bollocks about a burning bush back in 200bc or whenever he was alive
>>223978462i dont mean regular fat people im talking about the 500kg literal beanbags on legs
>>223978462ok how does sex work
+1 to my rorke posts
>>223978513>>223978516if a woman lies down you can fuck her missionary no matter how fat she is even with your lil 4 inch pecker
>>223978388no one thought this was funny :(
need to stop raping myself when im not particularly horny
>>223978511you just know his hole felt like silk bedding
>>223978536i laughed but i decided to use my captcha to post something else instead of a meagre "scr"
>>223978509mad to think it's all one person
Hermione Granger and the Ridiculously Thick Penis
>>223978462thats not what i said i just said she was too bigwhich she is just look at her!
it's obviously not and neither is picky bits
>>223978553its a bot, mate
>>223978557:/
>>223978534doubt
gangrenous cock just fell off
>>223978509all quentin
leftypol making the rorkebot to ruin Rorke's good image on /brit/
>>223978575i'm not your mate
>>223978582*runs over on all fours and scrans it off the ground*
>>223978580you lift the fold of fatseen it in ssbbw porn
despite all my rage i am still just a rorke in a cage
>>223978596you are sick in the head
>>223978580so first you ask "wonder how obese couples actually fuck" and now it's "women so large they make tv shows about them". obviously obese couples fuck otherwise they wouldn't have kids (which they do)
>seen it in ssbbw porn
porn
pork
hub
sexual vaginas
>>223978617He didn't say he thinks fat niggas having sex is a myth
>>223978623HAHAHAHAHA PORRRRRNNNNNN LMAO I LOVE PORRRRRRN LOL HAHAHA HERES SOME PORRRRN
>>223978552thx m8
>>223978621shot a load of these things in xen
>>223978651>>223978651>>223978651
>>223978617never said they didnt fuck at all im just assuming its a herculean task with literal hundreds of kg of blubber in the way
any sex porn going?
>>223978657galunga
