chunky hapa thighs edition
>>223979865me pulling her retarded piercing out with pliers
got a shitey bum
>>223979865
>>223979865fat
Can barely remember what it being grim is like
>>223979912positively wotanician
once had a hoodie that started smelling of piss one day because it got rained on too much
>>223979888angry unfuckable ogre
mad how this thread will probably have more forens in it now
>>223979918Ai wrong again
4 cans of '641 big bottle of punk4 bottles of desperadothat's tonight sorted
dont ask how i know this but there's a cock up my arse
Sex with dr gilf
>>223979935no they only come if the OP image is an attractive woman
>>223979956how do you kn....oh right sorry
autistic virgin posting 'lysajack in 5...4...3...2...
>>223979976
was deeply upset to the see the NO SWIMMING sign at the lake in what looked like Urdu and Polishreally speaks volume about how few British people live here now
get the DJ Mya on
>>223979989turdu and poolish haha
>>223979976cockmogs me
>>223980013It is a close up. Thatbcock is actually really tiny.
>>223979989Poles and pakistanis probably civilised enough to know not to swim in poo water
that medieval andrew garfield film looks interesting if you can ignore all the comments about 'WHY IS IT SO LE GREY!!!!!'
why is there so much litter everywhere?
>>223980042*crickets*yeah? and?
>>223980060Your cock is not that small
>>223980050litter correlates strongly with immigration
>>223980049>be a good mindless goy and ignore valid criticism shant
>>223980050hmm
>>223980050bedroom looks clean to me
christmas is on 26/26/26 this year gonna be mad
>>223980050well rorke, where they come from, they dont have bins on the street so many be a little bit more considerate before being a karen? hmm? :) thank you.
Alcohol addiction is the fucking craziest
>>223980085eltonbait
>>223980071I LIKE GREY
>>223980078Only 12 months in the year I think you'll find
17 Missed calls from Ghana
>>223980085horrific abominable slop but would bash that down my gob
>>223980106you are gay
>>223980103that was me 3 years agonow i just drink knights cider few cans a day
>>223980103Think I'm an alcoholic just off the booze at the moment
>>223980103still has a gffml
>>223980142why are you incel freaks obsessed with this person?
>>223980085
>>223980142the look she gives me before she sucks my bwc
>>223980159uh oh melty melt
>>223980103>8pints of vodka a dayMental
>>223980158scrom
>>223980103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwv7Utcf-gM
>>223980182filtered
I drink alone.mpthree
pure evil is coming out of my arse
>>223979981Scratched my screen reaching for this
>>223980218Noooooo please :( dont. Im so sorry. Take me back
>>223980195going to answer the question?
>>223980103Can only imagine how bad this lad smells
horrible to think that I will never do any normal things like get married or have children
>>223980259i like alysa liu because shes pretty and nice
alysa wrapping her tongue around my shaft
>>223980269You could BASE jump or join the navy or ski
>>223980281i'll do nothing
Jeremy knows
>>223980302You'll do something.
wotanic dog
99 years old on my deathbead wearily pointing at my grandson and his BAME gf and deliriously mumbling "b..black pussy changed rorke" before flatlining
Remember depop slags
repeated your post from yesterday award
Grandson… watch out for ligma… *dies*
cant believe no one has said doing a wotanic poo yet
had summat to attend to so asked mumberg to pay the builders in my flat to put down a floor>at one point they had to leave for 30 mins to get some materials, 25 minutes into which mumberg texted them and accused them of legging it and stealing from her>they come back (within time) and finish the job and she inexplicably gives them a £80 tip (the job was only £230) women are genuinely dementedmy fault for trusting one of course
>>223980342lovely slit shame about hte face
still dont know what a wotan is
got the bunny love mug haven't i
>>223980400why do you require such a capacious mug you ghastly beastare you aquaman?
>>223980380gay
>>223980400Just the right size for an expresso
>>223980430does aquaman drink a lot of mug liquid
>>223980400only mug around here is you
have to go to a wedding on wednesday. church service is at 12:30 meal is at 2.30 and reception is at 8pm. what the fuck will happen in the 5.5 hours between?also its in a barn in the middle of nowhere so i will have to stay sober and drive. i should hang myself out of spite in the church toilets
>>223980244Your gweilo lungs cannot handle the chunghwa, the upper Mongolian steel plant tar would literally kill you after the first puff.
>>223980478eltonbait
>>223980476you sound friendly
>>223980476Lmao
>>223980476just dont go. they wont want a grotty incel grubworm like you ruining the atmosphere anyway
>>223980478blueberriesgreek yoghurtscrambled egg and jalapenos?what is the right size of the image? why's the egg so darkmy egg is a lot milkier
>>223980525coleslaw?
>>223980525your mums arse is filled with milky egg
>>223980525That's just peas not jalapenos. Also those eggs look drier than the Sahara desert
sunscreen doubled in price on amazon
>>223980575>>223980525some dark sauce like soy sauce probably
>>223980548>>223980567this is why daytime /brit/ has such a sordid reputationby the time the toil chads log on circa 6pm, they have nothing but contempt for the likes of you
>>223980596your mum has a sordid reputation (she's a whore)
>>223980581>white genocide isn’t rea-
>>223980525it's tofu
>>223980596bro crine over coleslaw
can't believe 4chan is going down for good today
Saw my rapist at work today and had a panic attack, i dont want to quit just because i might see him again
>>223980631It will definitely shut down by the end of 2030
>>223980631um what
>>223980522still waiting for your invitation are you lad
>>223980478if gay porn were food
love watching videos of women walking
walked all the way to co-op only to find they don't have my favourite pie in stockpie night cancelled
>>223980103occasionally ill feel bad about having a few cans several nights in a row and then I'll remember there are lads waking up and instantly downing a pint of vodka and suddenly my life isn't too bad
>>223980767it not right
>>223980767
>>223980801hope at least 25 of those comments are people laughing at him
>grey and spitting with rain outside>incelflat is bafflingly still 30 degreesnot on
rorke boiling
>>223980830why are they fighting kids then
listening to alice in chains and eating guacamole
>>223980842i'm neither of those
>>223980801Sad state of affairs
>>223980830This false claim is viral in India on whatsapp. This is not a coffee shop. The prayer was offered at 'Tyson Ranch'
Weather's warming up so I'm probably getting off the hot toddies soon and onto the beers but I've been good this yearGetting through a 700 ml bottle about once every three days
>>223980830there are no african-american muslims, they're all some bizarre afrocentrist islam off-shoot centred around the nation of islam
>>223980818maybe all the sensible people (like me) simply don't give a shit about this guy
how to hide stubs in ublock origin?got a reply (probably from jf flag) but can't see it, other than the back link
whats it like having mates? Is there a feeling of expectation and respnsibility sometimes you'd rather ignore?
>>223980818don't know why people care about some gay dead niggathe more the better
>>223980866comfy, might get on the hot toddy myself when the winter comes. Whats your whiskey of choice
can't remember what jf means
>>223980648Is this where you work?>>223980830
>>223980894Don't know I've never had any mates
dannyboys in bolivia
>>223980894I've developed a certain persona amongst my friends sort of by accident and now I feel like I always have to live up to that persona, it's quite tiring
might buy one of those anonfillies
Would definitely be recruited by The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen me.
>>223980863you’re right. sorry
8 fucking children running around the house right now, mumberg loves bringing the feral neighbourhood kids and relatives over like we're an ethnic family
>>223980935does it come with a.... hm... you know what im asking
>>223980904jingoistic firkin
>>223979918
He was right
>>223980801done himself
How many hours did you spend on 4chan last weeks?
>>223980818Strange claims with no basis in reality. Plenty of papers did ask these things. Mad that youre making a left and right strawman to back up your own bland and self righteous point
>>223980818this died about ten years ago. the liberal adult conversion fantasy lost. this is a balkanised culture war now
>>223980936
>>223980944your mum sounds like an angel x
Bradley Walsh isn't real he can't hurt you
>>223980988we didnt burn him
>>223980801deeply concerning post
What did you and your gf do at the weekend?
>>223981000then why does it hurt here? *points to bumhole*
Iiiiiiin this thread.......we do not masturbate
>>223981010went to three different seaside resorts, a car boot sale, a new parkrun
doing some soldering
>>223981010doxxable info xx
>>223981010Married
farting on ausmong's door
>>223981010she goes to another general you won't know her
>>223981010went to a food festival thing
>>223981032That's your style sir.
Hoo hoo hooFartin' on my front door
>>223981010well shes not actually my gf yet I just flirt with her over text x
we love her
went to fart on the ausmongs door as well but ive gone and followed through bloody hell
Hoo hoo hooShartin' on my front door
screaming and shitting through ausmongs letterbox
Had a rorke moment when i went into town and a bar had "draft beer sold here"
>>223981095You need to hate the Americans inshallah the King will have his land back.
shoving dynamite up a dogs arse then lighting it and kicking the cunt over ausmongs fence
>>223979911was that a bowl of heinz beef and tomato
ausmong experiencing his own personal waco today
Jason Arday lowkey looking like poochie the dogNigga just headed back to his home planet
>>223981202horrid boy
>>223981147But Australians do not generally have letterboxes installed in our front doors instead we have something similar to what the yanks do where the letterbox is on the fence line and the postie rides down the footpath and pops it in without leaving their scooter
>>223980103I'm not an alcoholic but I sweat profusely and always have done. I have got pretty overweight now, which has worsened it, but it was the case even when I was fit and healthy. I've noticed though that just having a pint or two makes me feel incredibly relaxed and is just about the only thing that means walking five minutes down the road doesn't cause me to break out in a sweat. Do I have some kind of nervous disorder?
>>223981202Good riddance. Should have sent him to>>223981166
ever seen them extreme insertions vids? where does it all go? honestly they need looking at wtf is going on with women
>>223981232Never seen those actually. Only in the hentais
>>223981232>ever seen them extreme insertions vids?no, havent personally
>>223981232so apparently it all expands like a sockwomen basically have a fleshlight down there
>>223981010dont have a gf so i went out alone fri and saturday night both times i got blacked outand spend 150+ poundsi also can't remember exactly what happened on saturday night but i had some issue with a bouncer or somethng and nearly got kicked outthink it was cos i getting my cock out in the club or at least close to doing so and was making people weirded out
>>223980956Mad how he completely managed to shed the Twilight typecasting
>>223981232you do know they have whole babies crammed up there right
>>223981201You see, this is why I don't like Mondays.*Heaves the doggo back over my fence and places my fingers in my ears*
>>223981232If it's purely a visual spectacle you're after, and you're treating it like a magic show rather than wank material, you need to see what those gays are capable of squeezing up their jacksy
Crossed the street all by myself self
>>223981266>af1a true patriot wears classics
>>223981232All fake. Smoke and mirrors
don't like dealing with masculine men like builders etc. because i always think they must think i'm a gay little freak
>>223981264scroofing
just looked up what "knot in her fanny" meant. so thanks for that
>>223981292well you have the mindset of a gay little freak
>>223981292They don't
>>223981288If it ain't Umbro it's got to um GO
the david copperfield of shoving giant objects up my arse
>>223981292They do
Good morning I hate niggers
>>223981266*Ben Dover voice*So Sheila, lovely Sheila. You told us you were a fan of Pascal.
>>223981264That is pretty funny
>>223981292well are you a gay little freak?
‘ggers ‘ngue ‘y ‘nus
wonder if she has sweaty smelly feet
>>223981318More of a Nicholas Nickleby man myself
>>223981301big fan of it. love seeing women submit to something dangerous and driven by a pure desire to be sexually satisfied
Old Nick cheated out of a binding contract once again. Faust was a horrid little man.
>>223981331well i'm not gay but i am a little freak
>>223981342ought to have you lock up
>>223981342Yeah thats why they do it. Moron
How long should you wait after your mate and his missus break up before making your move?
>>223981326
>>223981301From now on you'll just know
I am 100% certain this Spanish flag isn't even white.
>>223981361get in there now lad. your mate is waiting
>>223981361bit gay
>>223981358t. dog sex expert
>>223981361the chance of you being with any woman present on this earth is only dwarfed by the size of your microwilly, spainmong
>>223981378sc
>now playing Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas
>>223981413ok now THIS is based
>>223981400:O
right well
>>223981400simply not appropriate
>>223981400
>>223981374i’m jude bellingham
>>223981301i highly recommend artofzoo dot com
can't imagine the type of freak that saves something like that
Sir Wet Bulb Temperature
>>223981386who gives a fuck about him lying? He was a race baiting grifter and part of the anti White brigade destroying our institutions
umm
didn't know who this arday lad was a week ago, now he's dead, mad
I mean, I'm not hovering over that thumbnail
>>223981374The flag does have some white on it
Right well that's the blue board equivalent of the one mate that'll show you porn on the phone while you're just telling sex jokes
>>223981447wtf nigga?
>>223980380gay spotted
4chan is getting outdone by nextdoor these days. I love seeing the mad shit those boomers come out with its always either wild or comically mundane. Pretty sure someone there today was trying to say they reported some ethnics as an environmental hazard to the council.
Rightwell Tart
How did he kill himself then
>>223981502handstand backwards on the toilet bowl and broke his neck
>>223981481thats crazy
3 minutes into the new video. Can someone tell me why she washed her hands with Fairy?? It's a dishwasher??
>>223981232for me it's lilyjunex, there's an amazing PLORP noise when she bottoms out on a giant horse dildo
>>2239815021) get boner 2) chop the bbc off the blood loss is so profound death is instant
>>223981481>Pretty sure someone there today was trying to say they reported some ethnics as an environmental hazard to the council.rofl
sad how maths in skewl is just rote memorising methods for solving problems but in reality maths is highly creative like you have to invent a cojnecture and prove it, and there is no method for doing that other than sitting down and thinkingi once proved a relatively simple theorem and it felt pretty good but most people even those who do maths at a level will never know that feeling
I feel pretty Oh, so prettyI feel pretty and witty and gayAnd I pity any girl who isn't me today
>>223981502anxiety wanked himself into severe dehydration
>>223981481we can't compete with boomers. they hold a level of hatred only imaginable to us
>>223981534i like that one that goes gollum mode and does the wotanic roar
>>223981002>>223980968>>223980859>>223980816shalom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagull_management
>>223981361Funny story, I waited 3 or 4 months, still got a punch in the face when he found out and then I found out the lass had started seeing someone else already too.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Search&search=Yuika17&ns0=1&ns6=1&ns12=1&ns14=1&ns100=1&ns106=1
>>223981564shalom!
Do you reckon those lads who told themselves they would just shag around and make money then try to find a virgin wife when they're 40 are feeling anxiety right now as they get near that age and haven't found their pure princess
>>223981529Next female friend she has over will not be well pleased with wrinkly dry skin rubbing up against their vaginal walls
>>223981529bit of double chin there. are rubes is bulking
>>223981529chubby ruby
>File:Female tits 4.jpg
>>223981596don't know
>>223981564Shalom.
>>223981596i mnean i never evn shagged
>>223981609wasnt talking to you mate
jap women be doing a double peace sign while getting penetrated in multiple holes
>>223981596It’s the Philippines for me if it doesn’t pan out
>>223981542alright Timothy? Whats for dinner?
>>223981619well I'm talking to you mug
>>223981557Pure random shit as well like someone offering to swap houses with a stranger knowing only the area they live in.
>>223981596they will settle for a 6/10 who "only" shagged two guys before lol
why the fuck are the brits so fucking good at music ? LITTERALY unfair to the rest of ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMBI9aApoik&list=RDrMBI9aApoik&start_radio=1
>>223981652we were up until 15 years ago
>down for maintenance oh great they're going to break it aren't they
>>223981542wish I'd paid more attention in times tablesgot a fucking physics degree but it takes me 5 minutes to work out how much my shopping will cost
Swenigga bringing up shit from 45 minutes ago
>>223981661it's just so they can pass all the IPs onto the relevant agencies
>>223981652dunno mate we just popped off
>>223981661just adding more spyware
>>223981684jews on 4 vpns cannot be allowed to hide in the past :)
>>223981596only a retard or a muslim would care about a virgin wife when they're 40. so gross
>>223981652Their opera and classical sucked
>>223981710cope
>>223981660maybe but your legacy puts you in the untouchable zone, it's like you've provided enough top tier stuff for 1000 years>>223981694yeah be humble, I like that>>223981717ok nerd
>>223981665Just buy one of everything then you only need to know addition
Berg by night
I'm waiting for my 'lysa wife
Have a work capability assessment next week. How do i get LCWRA on mental health grounds?
right well im hiding that post
lol
virgin or not as long as they're a teenager
>>223981710but what if im also a virgin
>>223981718this nigga thinks he's getting a mid 20s virgin waifu
>>223981741i think you're going to a sad lonely incel your entire life lad
>>223981741sapops
>>223981647litcherally me
>>223981717well that's just not correct https://youtu.be/8EruGzQnG2w
>>223981757based
>>223981741moment of jav
The thing about virgins is that they're awful lays and you will have to do all the work Kinda sucks
>>223981765yeah probably:(
>>223981741i shagged her btw
>>223981762already got mine shes eastern euro
>>223977170>>223977170>>223977170
there’s another swede in our midst
is rorke deadass?
>>223981718with what exactly?
>>223979331 new
>>223981775Not enough and mostly relied in foreign talent. “Das Land ohne Musik” (the land without music). Which isn't a bad thing they focused on more important stuff.
rorke seeing a weinerdog and getting demoralised
can't make the new 300 second wait
>>223981791well i never had sx so we can learn together
>>223981839Its 4chan everyone gets bantered here, cant fucking believe you actually made that thread
>>223978651>>223978651>>223978651
>>223981758if you're 20 okay, if you're 40 you're going to be in a very hard time unless you have the money to traffic a girl from overseas
>>223981845well yes fair enough, especially compared to germany, italy, france, russia. i would still rank purcell among the very top for dido and aeneas alone though
>>223981221You're an alcoholic
