I like to move it move it edition
>>223984044love it when they wear clothing which has no practical purpose for showing off thier tummyjust cos they love showing it offand i love seeing it
Sean Slater returning to EastEnders. Get excited
>>223985252there was some lad who's plumbing backed up and his shower or bath was full of the streets poobet it fucking stank hahaim screaming about it now ahahaha
coming over the hill dancing a jig
mad you waited hours for this
thought the update would have been the banning on uk ips from 4chan
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN IN HELL YA FUCKING USELESS CHAVVY KNOBS(good luck to the family in critical condition)
how long was the maintenance on for then? i just know some of you lads were refreshing like crazy since 5pm
read the book of mormon
>>223985297I remember that he posted his shower and it was filled with pooey shit water haha
>>223985303doom mong
>>223985303Why? 4chan loves the UK
Who even does bbqs anymore? It is a horrible activity that stinks.
just wanked my only bloody self off like I'm some kind of 'wanker'!!!!
Toil loometh.
>>223985312mate please don't post my place of work on /brit/it's not on
>>223985304why do you need an ambulance at the same time as a hearse
>>223985328kek just done the same *high willies*
>>223985303unironically probably would do myself in if that happened
>>223984978/brit/ is supposed to be full of young 20-something fertile men in the peak of their lives but you all fall head over heels for this boomer-slop party, it's weird
>>223985341>>223985312used to live around the corner from therein fact ive been in the mormon church which theyre walking totheres a basketball court inside
>>223985345*makes a tiny slap sound*
think its a hot chocolate and lit candle type nightyeahlistening to the rainyeah thats the shit right there
I'm in my 50s and still virile
The nukes are looming. Don't let that make you give up.
>>223985377yh we've all heard imperial lad
Alcohol addiction is the craziest
I used to live next to a Mormon church in Newcastle
>>223985355burnham is about to start oil drilling in the north sea does that make labour boom-slop?
>>223985404maybe some new people havent heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBrNrp-guc
>>223985399i played the intro to fallout 4 earlier...prophetic and fitting
Up the NRP!https://xcancel.com/Natrebirthparty/status/2089408682241011729
Dr House cursed the patient you guys
>>223985377That basketball court has never seen a dunk
>>223985417never any new people on here/brit/ is dying
>>223985437what sex mods you got on lad
https://worldathletics.org/records/by-category/world-recordslooking at world records
like to think if i lost 4chan id compensate by being more outgoing and making friends irl but i bet id just devolve into more a loner freak
>>223985342Hearse for the bodies that are somewhat intact and can go straight in the coffin, ambulance for the ones who need to be scraped off of the tarmac.
>>223985410i like a drink of booze several times a week but its to get drunk and have funwhats even the point of boozing at his level, cant be enjoyable
>>223985438scream why is he dressed as cwc
Glad we're back, got myself exiled from the sharty hehe
>>223985442Woho!
>>223985356got keycaps what come from this anime girldon't know her but I liked the orange purple and white colour combination and it had some funny faces for the windows key and that
>>223985450nonenot a modding type really
>>223985438up the CWC
this is what english people should look like
>>223985438Baffling how these LARPers haven't been arrested yet
rorke still on the sharty
I'm sorry but I think trannies are just men with mental health ok
Annoyed of seeing her on here so much but cannot deny her skating is a marvelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0h9iZ1ZAghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByEvIimSa4
>>223985476theyre normans for a start
>>223985410Trying to get off the shit. Drink every day. Sick of feeling like shit. Have to actually get up in the morning now just can't be doing with feeling like death at toil. Didn't drink today. Reckon I'm going to limit it to Friday and Saturday.
>>223985476Needs more fat
watching bodycams of fit women getting arrested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnIyPG2EsA
got Rorke's Xmas pressie nice and early haha shh don't tell him!!
>>223985484mad if i said this at work HR would have me out the door in seconds
>>223985476I look more like this
>>223985507more like the slags bed haha
>>223985469he gave her the cure drug after the medicine drug didn't work
>but cannot deny her skating is a marvel
>>223985488They were all pretty good 2bh
>>223985304sometimes the rubbish just puts itself in the bin
/brit/ is a suicide cult atp
>>223985507pub in a box thats mint that mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUsDqzqQqmgyoutube keeps recommending me videos of this korean teacher with huge tits.
>>223985512are you some kind of gnomeling or christmas assistant perchance
>>223985488her thighs are a marvel
>>223985488she's shit1st and 2nd place from 2022 winter olympics was so much better
>>223985350it's defo getting banned eventually desu we should plan for a backup
>>223985491that doesn’t mean anything
>>223985484Grim trannies are mentally ill men. Peng trannies that look like this should be treated like women https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786884179349971.mp4
good heavens!
>>223985517He tried the mice bites right?
>>223985540no
>>223985452just saw you on that list
>>223985553>it's defo getting banned eventually desutwo more weeks is it yeah
might get to sleep soon
Pissing it down outside now THE DRAUGHT IS OVERWE ARE SAVED
>>223985476english people go out of our way to look as bad as possible
>>223985525It's just a fucking shame they had to injure an innocent family while doing so. Why couldn't they have just slammed into the siding and died without damaging more than some steel.
>>223985558mouse bites is stupid. you are a black man
how do you even get into doing that to your willy
>>223985531right get this man signed up with an adoption agency
>>223985554theyre not of english stock
>>223985460my dad was self employed, worked alone in peoples houses painter/decorator/misc etc. He used to drink on the job. Couldn't get through the day without it
>>223985459hearses are only for formal arrangements of the funeral. if someone is dead they still use an ambulance to transfer them to the morgue
>>223985588This vexes me.
>>223985603Love this lad
everything about life would be 100x better if you were chadyou walk into any room, pub, restaurant, classroom, club/bar and people will be smiling at you, wanting to talk to you, interested in you, they will want to be around you
>>223985488don't really know about skating but i know some tricks such as the lutz and the axel and their double triple quadruple variants as well as the sit spin and a broken leg spin
i'll go off to have a 2nd wank of the day and feel bad about it, then there's people doing that shit to their willy. puts it all into perspective
>>223985572they banned (UM ACKSHULLY NOT A BAN JUST GIVE THE HUB YOUR PASSPORT AND DRIVING LICENCE AND CREDIT CARD AND LET THEM RECORD EVERYTHING YOU EVER WATCH) so they will defo ban with racist incel website
>>223985604why do you think that?
>>223985476didnt he cheat on her with some foreign nanny?
>>223985611in that case I'm not sure why hearses were driving to the accident site
>>223985603He is cute
love my air fryer so much x
>>223985630theyre norman
dunno why i keep looking at it
vote distributist
Playing fantasy parliament
>>223985621step 1: be blackstep 2: drown in pussy
I thought janny killed him
>>223985608humans have been drinking for thousands of yearstheres nothing wrong with it
Need a woman that looks exactly like this sitting on my face and farting, specifically doing pre-poo farts where the poo isn't quite ready to come out but all the gas that it gives off is getting a head start.
>>223985634because it's an AI pic
>>223985624pornhub are bothered4chan isnt
>>223985639why do you think that?
>>223985647step 1: be blackstep 2: die in a variety of ways because you're shit at life
you CAN'T
>>223985653come on mate
No such thing as an air fryer. It's a small convection oven. Also, you aren't eating roast dinners out of an oven, they are baked dinners.
>humans have been drinking for thousands of years A flagon of mead, good sire!
Might move to NYC.
weren't there ISPs in the UK that banned 4chan already
>>223985666all of society is built around catering to retards, being stupid literally doesn't matter.
Need a mare that looks exactly like this sitting on my face and farting, specifically doing pre-poo farts where the poo isn't quite ready to come out but all the gas that it gives off is getting a head start.
rorke spotted down the swingy park
>>223985641Are they another left wing party to add to the other 50?
>>223985657Wouldn't be surprised. They've got AI ads on the telly now. Anyone else seen that awful vacuum cleaner ad that's obviously completely AI generated? I genuinely felt depressed for the next couple of hours after seeing it.
might move to skyrim
Houseposter... i thought you were dead
>>223985684You'll do nothing
>>223985675some vegetables are just clones of vegetables our ancestors ate a thousand years ago
>>223985653need you out of business sunshine
if i had a daughter i would try my best to convince her not to indulge in bbc but when 6'5 jamal is standing next to her during freshers week i don't know if she could resist it
>>223985660the uk can simply tell british isps to block 4chan
>>223985684They pay like $6000 rent thereit's not a good idea i don't think it's possibledon't do it it's wrong stay staystaystaystaystaystaystay
>you CAN'T
>>223985665yoou can tell from their faces theyre not of english stock
>>223985652clearly is when in excessi drank 2 bottles of 70cl vodka this weekendi hate myself and im still feeling the effects of it today
Used to work with this geezer who always brought a bottle of Robinsons in to work. He could never just get a cup of water from the cooler. Always had to make some squash.Then one day I caught him in the kitchen bit necking a pack of Smirnoff Ice. I was like why whats the point? Then I realised he must've had vodka in that Robinsons bottle and thats why he was constantly hyper
twat complained to corporate because i didnt immediately know how to pay for his electric bills through paypoint when id started work less than a week agopay for your bills online like a normal person you sad old bastarddespise boomers
>>223985699never actually played skyrim, ill buy the next remake
>>223985721why havent they thenor indeed the million other sites in flagrant breach of ofcom regulations
>>223985727sounds like youve got mental health mate
>>223985699which town specifically
hello
>>223985732>i don't know how to do my job so it's a boomer's faultthat's all i'm hearing here
>>223985665don't converse with him, he's a cripplingly inbred eyes bulging retard.
>>223985732on my first day some boomer women complained to my manager because i didn't want to chat with her
>>223985693peng arse that
>>223985747yeah i do it's called being an ugly friendless incel dateless perpetual virgin loser in their late 30s
>>223985265what?>The village of Piddington has been earmarked to house 1,250 migrants amongst a community of just 350 people
>>223985732do your job zoomzoom
catberg popping one bollock in through the window to let me know he's back in the area after a day out on the prowl for field mice
>>223985753what the hell did you just call me
we're trying to have a teams meeting you foolwe're trying to have a teams meeting YOU FOOL
Genuinely don't believe blokes who claim they don't have a fart fetish. Like what, so a really peng bird does a smelly fart around you and you aren't turned on? You're disgusted? Literally air that has come out of a peng girl's bottom is in your nose, in your lungs and you aren't into it? Might just be gay mate.
>>223985762look at the bright side.
>>223985755had that as well so many parasocial weirdos and they think you recognise them days later or that youre their friend or something LOL
>>223985723ok I'll stay for at least one more year
Made up my mind. Moving ti China.
>>223985733I tried so many times but never got into itplayed so much oblivion too 600 hours in that I don't get why skyrim never clicked with memaybe i'll try again ES6 might be coming soon
>>223985763they're not in the actual village they're in some barracks. Typical nimbys moaning about nothing
so apparently it's normal and required to use a hearse to pick up dead diretcly from accident sites. how come in movies where theres a big disaster then i only ever see ambulances. undertaker valour is being stolen here many times over
>>223985782fucking hell you're disgusting, freak
Fuck me Blue is the warmest colour is an incredible wank, wish it had more lesbo action but it makes up for it being a decently interesting movie
>>223985794Love of farts and faeces is a gay trait
>>223985760rorke's mas going the ship for some milk and bread
>>223985723yeah but they make like 300k plus tip
I've gotten a couple complaints at work for not being "friendly" but I'm not particularly unfriendly I'm just a bit shy
>>223985652Romans drank wine watered just 1/4 parts. Medieval Europeans drank beer that very rarely went above 4%. For the longest time, spirits did not exist. The way we drink now is a different beast.
Richard Tice has changed from saying climate change isn't real to saying "actually it's a good thing" and has told people to enjoy the 38c heat waves, droughts, wildfires as the new normal :)This comes the day after Reform said they'll scrap most disability benefits, all mental health benefits, and force people on UC to sweep roads and pick litter without pay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25956Au5n8Ythoughts lads?
>>223985653doesnt work like that, the farts come later because the poo is blocking them
>>223985817i dont even know who you are
>>223985819Nah gay men are obsessed with washing out their bottoms. Meanwhile a proper man does not care if his missus has a bit left on the rim.
>>223985838Roman water supply had very high levels of lead
>>223985839what are labour doing about climate change
>>223985839i mean we'll have to learn to enjoy it as there's fuck all we can do. jeets, yanks and chinese will tell us to fuck off
>>223985838i drink the 3% bitter from the pub
Might move to China...Town, NYC.
jason arday was a coward
>>223985867sissy
>>223985862Fuck all either>>223985864We could maybe try to stop climate change???
>>223985869Going to little china. Lets go together
>enjoy 38C heatI went for a run that day and that was a really retarded ideathat's righti'll be talking about my runs again
>>223985652
>>223985873he raised billions
>>223985839sounds good to mejust get air con
>>223985839Knew that litter picking thing would rile you mongs up
This heat is actually dire
i need looksmaxx
Nothing against trannys but they are genuinely severely mentally ill freaks Had a tranny at work who I went out of my way to be nice to, helped them move into their new apartment, introduced them to my friends, helped them at work etc and accidentally referred to them as “lad” at a word Christmas do and they spent the next three months trying to get me fired from my job Horrible freaks
>>223985858ok?
>>223985880good luck trying to convince yanks to give up their ram 5000 child mowers and the chinese and jeets to abandon their industrialisation efforts
>>223985756Your Irish ancestry is showing.
fascism is good
>>223985886>>223985898Get used to it leftypol it's the new normalOil companies need their money
>>223985818Yeah you've posted about it all day and we don't care
>>223985845Well yeah that happens to but some of the gas makes it's way in front of the poo. You never have pre poo farts?
Saw fire service on the news saying they've been told another heatwave is expected in September and they're gearing up for that too
quite an odd noise occurring outsideif i had to tell you what i thought it was my first guess would be alien space ship
>>223985902i always refer to them as their actual sex never gave me a hard time about itthey just accept that i don't give a fuck about them
>>223985834same. im autistic
>>223985867real man
>>223985760Nice legs but wouldn't that zip chafe your willard?
moving to tel mora
is umbreon in
>>223985908no, it wasn't okay. It was awful.
>>223985902maybe they just didnt like you
>>223985936we'll have rain until then so who cares?
This world is going to become a Dark Sun setting
>>223985818Especially good with the actresses saying the director was a monster and made them reshoot those scenes in fact the entire movie over and over again
>>223985813what's the nearest village to the barracks?
>>223985886>38C heatalri person from the past
niggas like me just wanna get money and fuck bitches
>>223985939probably a tesla
>>223985840*does a gay voice*looooooove it!
>>223985917favorite?
>>223985948Stock up on levitation potions.
>>223985838The romanticised view of medieval drinking is completely falsewww.youtube.com/watch?v=bsSLHyuAOT
Hello
>>223985935well the post poo farts are better so you should be using them for your sex games
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>223985936> another heatwave is expected in September bet that lad who put his AC in the loft is seething
>>223985936it not fucking rightit not right lad x
i need everyone else to looksminimize and i need to looksmaxx myself to have any chance in life
>SOTD: Creed Spice & Woodgetting ready for autumnwhat's your SOTD?
this went over rorkes head. maybe if he understood it, britain wouldn’t be in the state it is
Please pre-save Mummy's new single "Motivation", out this Friday.
A dictatorship isn't automatically evil. There can be good dictators.
Only 5 days until OSA shuts 4chan down
scranning a black arse
>>223985935>>223985992youre disgusting go away and talk about your fart shite on fart forums or wherever
>>223985996why are glowies doing this tho
>>223985965and what? What do they think is going to happen? They're just brave asylum seekers looking for a better life right?
>>223985996me at the bottom
i dont trust people. always feel like no matter how nice they are to me they're actually mocking me
Back to that gimmick are we?
nuke themnuke the lot of them
rorke's wife
Nothing against niggers but they are genuinely severely mentally ill freaksHad a nigger at work who I went out of my way to be nice to, helped them move into their new apartment, introduced them to my friends, helped them at work etc and accidentally referred to them as “negroid coon wog slave” at a word Christmas do and they spent the next three months trying to get me fired from my jobHorrible freaks
>>223985946make me feel like a time traveller
mad how shoplifting is effectively legal in this country. and no one seems fussed that it's usually young women alone on the shop floor or in pairs late at night to deal with skagheads.
>>223986048Sexy.
>>223985839*enjoys the hot weather*
jason arday was an anti-white bioweapon
>>223986057Right well that's incredibly racist and ignorant
>>223986069middle class ex gf of mine used to shopliftdont know whyprobably thrilling for her
shoplifting a fit gf
>>223986076give it a rest rorkelet a dead man be dead in peace
i shoplifted a book from one of those Scholastic bookfairs when it came to my school
how i pull up to the Banned Book Festival where they’re trading copies of Harry Potter and Fahrenheit 451
1% on my iPhone 17 poo max
Just want sex with a moderately attractive woman is that too much to ask of you God you horrible cruel BASTARD
fucked up who i was replying to don't even care
>>223985862think youll find they banned disposable barbeques
>>223986109Wasn't superman created by a jew?
moving to nyc to find a black queen and make a million dollars per year sitting in a office and then spend half of it on rent
>>223986119twat!
think my life is very difficult
>>223986118too much you little incel runt haha
time for the daily dose of morgoth and millennialwoes
>>223986007melting down the vinyl of this single, casting it into a butt plug and shoving it up my hole. thank you mother x
>CEO who fired 900 employees over Zoom gets fired, demands job back
>>223986146You evil bastard. We will kill you for this. Nobody does Anon like that.
>>223986142your life is easy mode
dr poo
Just done my 30 curls, 30 squats and 40 row pulls
al murray is MOCKING you rorke you just dont GET IT do you
>>223986164you can't do shit mate lmao
ceaseless, unrelenting suffering
>>223986026you guys are fucked
would love to see pensioners try to get rehired
>>223986048deleted? It was just tattoos. All the fun bits were covered up.absolute woke nonsense
fuck me fallout 4 is boringwho enjoys this dross honestlywas starfield any good in the end?
>>223986164>This post is extremely low quality.
>>223986175I get she does really gassy, farty dumps.
Is it true that Sir Andy Burnham is seriously considering dropping nukes on Iran?
>>223986142Are you a white male?
>>223986201no. todd has lost it
>>223986175chunky hapa legs
>>223986201starfield was worse than fallout 4 in every conceivable way
>>223986201what did i tell yousex. mods.
>>223986191chin up lad
memories
>>223986201Yeah really good, you should go and buy it.
>>223986201everyone always forgets how bland bethesda games are without heavy modding
If by "iran" you mean my bollocks, then yes
Grandad's been diagnosed with lung cancer
>>223986201if you didn't like fo4, you're gonna fucking hate starfield
>>223986233died doing this
>>223986233looks like margate
>>223986201>>was starfield any good in the end?starfield is terrible truly awful game
>>223986233looks like ozzy osbourne
>>223986172WNBA equivalent of a Messi vs Peter Crouch GOAT debate
>>223986249right county
>>223983895>>223983895
>>223986201remember Starfieldlad https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186637318/#186637549
>>223986212No, it is not true that Prime Minister Andy Burnham is considering launching nuclear weapons against Iran. Furthermore, he has not been knighted, so the title "Sir" is also incorrect.The rumor stems from an online exaggeration of recent logistical approvals regarding the ongoing conflict in the Middle East:What Actually HappenedUK Base Approvals: Upon entering office, Prime Minister Burnham approved the continued use of British military facilities—specifically RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire and Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean—by United States forces.Conventional Missions: These bases host conventional American aircraft, such as B-1 bombers, which have conducted what the UK and US describe as "defensive strikes" against Iranian military targets to counter missile threats and protect the Strait of Hormuz.Diplomatic Policy: The Ministry of Defence has stated that the UK remains committed to defending its interests and allies in accordance with international law, with no intention of widening the conflict or employing nuclear options.The decision to allow the US to use these bases has faced backlash from anti-war groups like the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND), which is likely how the word "nuclear" became conflated with his name online.
am too hot
>>223986201turned Starfield off within the first hour. just terrible
fallout 4 was good except for when you actually had to do a quest. wandering around exploring and shooting stuff felt good though
If it's not Fifa, CoD or Smash Bros I'm not fucking interested.
new
>>223986201tried to finish fallout 4 three times now. always given up some hours in. just too boring.
Posting in the new
>>223986273I don't know how she is a professional she is terrible at the sport
FIFA vs UEFA. choose your side
*does an amazing dance*
>>223986331>>223986331>>223986331
>>223986324*watches*
>>223986201I tried playing it the other month and I was blasted by promo stuff. Cant even disable it have ti delete it manually.
