Jude Bellingham edish
yankee gf subedish
aaargh im wanking my willy !!!!
tha new
>>223989635me on the right
niggaaaaaniggaaaaaaaat last, you're on your owwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>223989619pooed smelling him*
>>223989643haha this is what i am also doing
>>223989635NHS is a scene of chaos these days, bames being the culprit
kahteem
ohmy oh my I have found you niggadon't you runfrommelil nigga
>>223989666rip mario judah
stop saying nigga
Britian destroyed the west because it founded America and America became the orcs of Israel
currentmood:
HATE women
mad how the /mlp/ /brit/ is still up though
uh it's all so tiresome and repetitive
the
>>223989684yeah? did it?
destroy all femoids
right well thats an omelette and three bacon strips down the hatch
Wahey
>>223989719If America was a British colony we would have been better off and we wouldn't be this hellscape also there wouldn't be Israel
>>223989684uk are also orcs of israelamericans are the uruk hai
hate seeing people talk about sex
https://youtu.be/pSH6x8qro5o
genuinely crying
if the usa never became independant history would be so different we cant even imagine it, mad innit
>>223989794why
giant fucking massive evil nigga spider just ran under my bed
>>223989805hate my life and want to die
>>223989809he's plotting to web you up and eat you when you go to sleep
Getting raped, maimed, and set on fire
>>223989815why
go crazy ahh go stupid
need a game to play
Just want to walk into the woods and keep going until I drop dead and return my body to nature
behead women
Any Thulean man in
>>223989807cat yank on holiday in canada
>>223989803Navel gazing nonsense. Britain led the way in woke globohomo and were eager to throw their empire away on some Polish jews that would finish them off in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_m1qi3eeMU
I made tirokafteri and I had to use a chilli pepper, now my cock burns every time I touch it.
>>223989865HIGHLY doubt catyank is allowed on a plane
>>223989880yeah the british empire was so woke
>>223989882
wiggling my willy
>>223989842ugly as fuck and riddled with anxiety and wasted my youth and will never be a woman
>>223989898is it a small willy or a large willy
>>223989880fucking mega yawn*subtly rapes you at 27 mph*
pooing shit from my obese willy
>>223989899Do you genuinely have dysphoria? Why aren't you trying to look like a woman?
my cock is thinner than 2 fingers by far
>>223989936im trying but even the top 1% of trans women don't fully pass i have no chance
whats the meaning of stonehenge
>>223989891You outlawed slavery before we didYou emancipated jews before we didYou were very lgbt and pedo friendly before we wereMiscegenation was never illegal in Britain unlike here. Documented interracial marriages occurred in Britain as far back as the 16th century.You explored outsourcing labor many decades before we didYou had a jewish leader and we haven't You decriminalized gay relations before we didYou legalized gay marriage before we didThe British and French invented globohomo and you blame us.
>>223989950it's really old
>>223989949Ok, how long have you been trying?
>>223989950bit of a laugh
>>223989949never seen a trans woman who passedthey are all mentally ill
>>223989950The druids built it for their children to play while the adults congregated for their bi-annual panceltic gathering and exhibition.
Riff raff you know it's good for a laugh
I don't want to live anymore but I don't have it in me to kill myself
>>223989968um
any grown accustomed to the bleakness of it all and stopped expecting anything to get better man in
>>223989803no nukesno USSRno genocidal wars for israelbliss
>>223989984have a big glass of water before bed and go for a walk outside tomorrow. you'll be fine
imagine a jewish woman called winniewinnie the jewlmao
>>223989997I've been a shut in for 3 years
been binging the fuck out of dragonball
>>223990001sc
mental how it was falling apart too much so they stuck it together
Performing maintenance. We'll be back soon.
>>223990003so? just go for a walk
>>223990010Makes a mockery of it all doesn't it
>>223990005Why did you freak out in LGBT when I said you want to look like Arianna Grande? What's going on
wanked to that picture lolfollowed her on instgram also
>>223990027holy shit wtf
>>223990028?
>>223990039nothing...
>>223989990...yh
must've been the wind
aaaaaaaaaargh im wanking my fucing willy lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223990025ive genuinely never posted in lgbt
>>223990058well stop it
Have you ever wanked to another 4chan poster? I think I've done it twice.
>>223990067Why was there someone posting for hours over there saying they're not Arianna Grande or trying to look like her?
>>223990073no...
>>223990073met a lad here and we used to exchange pics quite a lothe had a nice big cock and loved cumming to pics of my arse in fishnets
stay on the lookout gents
>unironic nonces in /brit/ wanking to 16 year old CHILDRENdisgusting
>>223990083Hot.
Everyone shits on AI but it's genuinely a really useful tool.I remember back then whenever i was looking for something but i didn't know the name i would spend hours surfing the web on a goose chase, usually ending with me giving up out of frustration.AI will still bullshit you and give you wrong answers sometimes, but having 2 search tools rather than a single one is very useful.
>>223990103>Things I've invented in my mind disturb me enough to post about them. The person I wanked to was 20 and a complete slut. You know there's girls here right?
the gf's telling me how my selfish behaviour is attributable to me being a scorpio again
>>223990097he's off for Monday Night Madness at the gherkin
>>223990080she has over 300 million followers on Instagram honey
>>223990073once to a 4chan poster, once to a sharty one.
>>223990112a screwdriver is a useless toolai is a scam
>>223990120hi
>>223990118ktim when the gf starts talking about workplace drama
>>223990120Thanks honey. I'll google her music songs on my iPhone 4
>>223990119he'll be there for a while
>>223990097how come every single poster here is banned from the uk redditsphere.is this like a reject club?
>>223990122I've never been to sharty. Maybe I'll have a gander
>>223990073someone i met on /soc/ except they weren't sending pictures
I live near a place where a famous incident happened decades ago so it's always weird when I watch a true crime video by some yank and see him randomly start to talk about my town
>>223990154I genuinely can't help myself but make a racist comment
I got chicken the other day and the pad was almost as heavy as the bird.
>>223990159You jerked to their aura?
>>223990158the new jannies there are weirdos that banned porn sadly, this was a while ago.
>>223990130hi who is this
>>223990073yh...
Someone linked me this general from casualuk and I have never seen so many fucking digusting comments about women and blacks, jesus christ just take a look at yourselves all of you
>>223990194i umbunny
do you wave goodbye to your shit after you flush it lads
>>223990173essentially lol
>>223990151hysterical imagewhy are the cronem storming tower bridge
>>223990083pic??
>skip drinking coffee for one singular day>take massive nap despite 10 hour long sleep the night before that my smartwatch reported as great qualityhate this drug so much
>>223990205I want to eat Ruby Granger out Grandpa
>>223990073yhugly ginger girl from sunderland from /soc/
>>223990240this webm made my willy twitch
>>223990240needs to sort herself out
fucksakeget a grip the lot of you
>>223990252she's perfect for me just the way she is
bizarre gimmick.
>>223990240Anyone who says they wouldn’t is a faggot.
>>223990240fucking bitch
>>223990241pic
dare I lads
Emma Watson stained another undie.
>>223990240she's very pretty.
Gonna do a Jason Arday if life doesn't improve
>>223990276what why
>>223990280sshsdceemaing
>>223990240fucking hate her so much
>>223990296lie in your resume and get a job at a prestigious institution?
>>223990289She's like a girl from another time really. Not spoiled by modern culture, partying at the club, nigger rancid shit.
>>223990305More like the whole killing myself thing
>>223990285get it bought
doing the umbunny dance
>>223990309Grow up you retard
>>223990303Yeah but like it's only trannies and incels that hate her. You need to decolonize your mind.
>>223990282would prefer not to
doing the umbunny haka
>>223990324I am that's why I'm not impressed with modern culture you see. Nothing to it is there? 62% of zoomers are virgins and lonely with no hope. That's what I'm against.
>>223990330what are you talking about nigga the people who write screeds about how much they hate her on gossip forums are all jk rowling type terfs
the gay yank posting itt is a complete deviant and probable pedophile who showed us him assfucking a guy in a car btw
>>223990338>62% of zoomers are virginsobviously not true
>>223990349Why would they hate her? She's a girl.
>>223990356um i hope he doesn't post here that's scary
>>223990364because they're bitter hags who hate young womenruby is a good target for bullying as well because she's weird
>>223990356im a sick fuck i like an ass fuck
>>223990338i'll probably shag a whore once i stop being poor.Cowboys were all virgins anyways, this is how the world was and is.
>>223990386s
get rorke wanked
cody bro you toderly assfucked that dude
>>223990383Horrible behavior isn't it. Shows they aren't just tranny bashers on a mission, they hate all girls.
When are brits going to realize people writing in Scottish accents isn’t funny
this had me cacklingI love Karl so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqhMxATLeks
>>223990416trueit's not right
>>223990417This general is much funnier on average than cum. Brits are good at comedy.
>>223990427frightening
need julia butterfly hill gf
>>223990330>>223990349who is she, is she like internet famous?
>>223990285GET IT BOUGHT
>>223990419ricky went mental every episode around this time about having to finish 5 to
>>223990463>>223990463>>223990463new
about 140 posts early mate
>>223990474Why does leftypol seethe over him so much?
any ugly guys in?
>>223990477he needs attention :/
is that the fabled dtfic, archnemesis of mousey?
>>223990460she's just a strange woman that some people obsess overhttps://www.youtube.com/@RubyGranger8
>>223990493aye
>>223990471Hang that Canadian
tfw no trekfu
Bit of me to be fair
The picture of Hayden Panetierre’s fanny that I posted in the /tv/ sticky has yet to be deleted and I posted it three hours ago.
>>223990532I'll hang him with my penis
thats my willy lopped off
>>223990548shit scream
rorke floating through the jungle like donald duck when he smells a pie on a windowsill, but instead its the scent of unwashed tribal pussy
The leftover carbonara is calling me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zxr9STGwbQcute or nah?
>>223990567dem wi bois is wildin eweeuuuu
>>223990574But I don’t know what to do with that tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they’re calling again.
ricky gervais
Rorkey Gervarse
need to clean my aircon vents before summer because they have black mold in them and i dont want to blast it through the house
looksmatch is 2026
>>223990605summer is almost over dickhead
>>223990587I wish my conscience was clear enough that I could enjoy any weather without constant ruminationI didn't use to be like this :(
>>223990632Rumination isn’t real grow up
>>223990632you look like this
>>223990636what do you mean?>>223990639ktim x
>>223990632What did you do?
>>223990619he's putting in his time
>Ruminants are herbivorous grazing or browsing artiodactyls belonging to the suborder Ruminantia that are able to acquire nutrients from plant-based food by fermenting it in a specialized stomach prior to digestion, principally through microbial actions.this nigga a cow lmao
>>223990651How do geraffes fuck
>>223990647no way thats the same girl bruh
>>223990655when a daddy giraffe and a mummy giraffe love each other very much...
>>223990647>he's putting in his timelike building your own pc
There's a shadow somewhere that's pushing people off their bikes
chastity locks for little white coooooooooooocks
>>223990675simmer down leftynuts
Give it to me straight brots. Do I stand a chance with her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlNVQuyFLQYGot this recommended to me, very lovely
>>223990680>her
>>223990675Alri Ramesh
>>223990686shut it you stupid motherfucker
Never liked the feeling of being alive
>>223990688There's no tranny on earth or in heaven that looks like that bro lol
>>223990587sunberg has been fucking us around a bit too much lately and deserves a throttling
>>223990587fucking get in
>>223990703good there’s nothing good about you so it’s a natural feeling you have
Distant sound of chavs arguing and smashing things for over an hour now.
>>223990671building your own pc doesnt take a lot of time at all?
There’s a FUCK somewhere around here.
>>223990720Here it's mostly blacks. Hate it.
>>223990729pc building expert here
Do you know how to shuffle a deck of cards?
>>223990627>wearing a fag packet logounspeakably grim
>>223990754no
I hate all of you so much
its over for me boysgl out there
The white scum class is absolutely grim. They were at it yesterday too. Absolutely no chance they're employed. Neither am I but at least I dont have massive arguments in quiet urban areas at 3am every night. If they're on it tomorrow I'm calling the plod.
>>223990771even me?
When I lived in Bongland none of my acquaintances knew how to shuffle a deck of cards. I'm thinking this is a new obscure stereotype to pull out
>>223990771Alri Dylan Roof
>>223990776what's going on
i am going to um in you
new kino https://youtu.be/GFMd36CCDgA
brought """catberg""" from the vet after surgery and his mom doesnt recognize him anymore and hisses at him all the time =/
>>223990823not good
What are they even screaming about. Not even sure if they're arguing.
>>223990754I can do a five knuckle shuffle.
don't know what i'm supposed to be doing
the crash out is inevitable
>>223990823oink
You could move to Iowa.Buy the $50,000 “Fixer-Upper” in WhittemoreGet a job at the Calcium Products gypsum quarryEat the Kings Hawaiian Ham & Cheese Sliders from Casey’s for lunchMarry the local girl, have one son, get divorcedSpend your evenings scrolling X dot com
>>223990870um
ruby grangler
>the jannies have unstickied the Hayden Panetierre threadLike when they close the casket for the last time at a funeral.
>>223990823he smells different so she doesn’t recognize him
>>223990871your country won't let me move there :/
>>223990884grow up
>>223990884I still don’t know who that is and why it’s being reported in the news
true
>rorke mate you thought ethnic committed 50% of the murders? they only do 35% of murders!
life is just as shit in the us as in the ukonly difference is here biomass stabs you rather than shoots you
>>223990911how do zoomies exist like this in school? is bullying actually just not a thing anymore?
>>223990914sup mouldie
>>223990911just a load of autistic fellas
>>223990004
>>223990916In the US you’re allowed to shoot back.
Doing a shit
>>223990946Alri Emma Watson
>>223990942yeah but the coward usually gets the first shot
>>223990948Alri.
almost christmas when you think about it
highschool was a total humiliation ritual honestly, just forcing me to do bullshit that doesn't matter and wasting my time in general.it was fun being with my mates and some of the teachers were cool, but no kid should stay up late writing some bollocks paper about some gay ass topic rather than go get his 8 hours of rest.I understand why women do well there, but that's no place for a man.
have diarrhea after every meal
>>223990973i miss my school days better than rotting alone in my room with no mates
right wing joan jett be likei love rorke and roll
>>223990870scary gypsie
was JUST about to wank my willy when I realised there's no tissue nearby!
>>223990973https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786894168011277.mp4your bullies are still winning
why do women rely on alcohol more than men
>>223991005https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787020260874245.mp4because it is OVER
>>223990995i wish i could watch my bullies fuck my mom, just hear her euphoric screams.jk, i didn't really get bullied, pretty hard to get bullied when half of your teenage years were spent inside because of the coof.
Asked Samsung ai to tell ma a trans joke>Yes — here is a clean, respectful trans joke:>Why did the trans person bring a ladder to the party? Because they were ready to rise above the negativity.Someone wrote that. AI was just prompted.
>>223990884how the fuck do you die in your apartment alone at 36?
>autistic nog cant crosspost
>>223991005Women are honestly crazy as fuck and unstable Boomers were all correct about that
RAIN IT'S RAINING YES RAIN YESSSS
>>223991012JFL is the most obnoxious acronym that looksmaxers use
>rainoh you mean the fucking LID over your entire country that makes it more steamy and HOTTERHELL yes
>>223991037it's over already it was like a 20 second burst
>>223991037you in one week>i hate the rain i hate overcast this stupid country has no sun or heat i want to move to australia asap
>>223991005it's a man's world, it's genuinely hard for them, like their brains just can't understand it and it fucks them up.
>>223991046Go fuck a pine tree you stupid Swede faggot
>>223991044what does it mean?
>>223991056seethe fucking smelly idiot-head
>people being lonelyOnly speak to my parents for a few hours a week. Never do I wish I was with other people. From observing people, it seems socialisation is like a drug. They seek it always. They suffer immensely without it. It also tends to cloud their brain and they don't think logically, they think through a social hive lense. I find posting text on the internet to be an adequate replacement. It's good because you get interactions as if it's a videogame or something.People behave a certain way their entire life to ensure they're never not part of the hive. Seems draining and miserable. Nothing better than a social detox. Whenever I've gone on holiday I isolate in my little incel grotto for a week.
>>223991037LET IT RAIN LET IT RAIN
peave and love to ALL nations
>>223991051completely wrong, I always love the rain, when rain is pouring over the land it completely captivates and calms me for reasons I don't know or understand. I'm just especially happy of the rain now because of how hot it's been.
>>223991068I want to be loved by one person
Had some droplets here and then 'rain' for 5 minutes. Will stay up tomorrow night also because it says there's going to be proper rain which is exciting. I feel floods are coming. This summer has been brutal. The ground is rock solid and a few days of rain will flood all the deano dens. Prepare for the chaos.
>>223991068i feel like a lot of people like the idea of socializing more than socializing itself.
>>223991083You're gay. Socialising is addictive but so is isolation. So just isolate more and get a plastic sex arse if you have to.
>>223991060just fucking lol
Chavs are now smashing stuff. This might actually be pikeys but it could easily be the chavs, they have that disgusting chav voice. Some pikeys have the same chav voice too. I'll drove around tomorrow investigating. If this continues I need vietnemese to lay some nasty traps for them.
sir blackpiller
>>223991125ask if they know mikey
would you lick a sweaty tennis girl?
>>223991168>>223991168
>>223990463
>Can you say something rude to me>>Sure.>>You're out here asking an AI to insult you at nearly four in the morning. That isn't exactly the behaviour of someone making a series of flawless life decisions.AI tearing me a new one.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid