Peculiar edishFaded out : >>223961749
Bonġu.I dreamt of Catnigga.
>>223992344HenloWhat did he look like?
Good morning, sisters.It started raining soon after I woke up. It has rained enough in the past half hour that I doubt I'll need to water the garden in the evening. I hope it'll keep raining tho as things are really dry lately. Even the small brook near us dried out.
>>223992380I don't remember the face, if I seen it at all. I just "know" it was "him". He had to fill up some form but also pull something out of a drain.
Incel morning /med/.
>>223992507I heard it was supposed to rain this week, but I'm not seeing it on the met office website.
Yesterday a delivery driver brought me pizza in the evening lads. Except I did not order pizza. It was even pre-paid n shiet. Asked if I could see the receipt thinking maybe a certain relative ordered me a 'za from the other side of the cunt. Some cyrillic writing for the name on it, guy said he thought it was some ukrainian but ig it was more likely russian. Obviously did not accept the 'za.Honestly now I could go for some 'za.>>223992602You posted some short sentence yesterday or two days ago or maybe even three idk saying you are now starting to hate the word community. Why is that?>>223992590Fakecel morning sir. Still too early to start waging imc and I don't feel like playing vidya or anything really so I think I'll watch 2 episodes of Berserk.
Was almost fined in the train, ended up paying an inflated ticket price.>nooo you have tickets on your train card but you didn't use them fast enough>you shouldn't buy the next pack of tickets ahead but should wait last minuteWho designed this shit.
>>223992655Its overusage by local news portals, and said overusage to me it looks like they want to change the narrative from Malta being the Maltese nation to a country of different communities, and you can guess what these communities are.
>>223993019Not saying that Maltese society is a monolith without different communities within it, but this recent overusage makes me think that they're not referring to these.
>>223993006we don't do that in Germanyhere you can pay 60€ o algo and ride everything except ICE (our Temu TGV)rare German W in my virgin opinionsometimes the employer even covers a part of the ticket
>>223993046Employers do pay a part of them and I will try to make him pays its share of that inflated ticket. But I don't travel enough for a subscription to make sense.But yeah that ticket you have is goated Fucking sweaty due to riding the bike to the train station btw fr fr
>>223993019I saw one of these ambulances yesterday and had to think of you desu>>223993082>But I don't travel enough for a subscription to make sense.for me same but since I get a part covered I still keep it. A single car ride to my parents and back costs nearly as much in fuel so eh. Thought about cancelling it though.>Fucking sweaty due to riding the bike to the train station btw fr frI know the strugglejust ride slower desuwhat kind of bicycle do you have btw?
>>223993117More of a mountain bike ig, so heavier than neededDadberg loaned it to meMid-day raised again the sitting area because my legs were bended even when at max ROM
>>223993019>>223993041I see.>>223993046>vidkwabcel training for that black pussy suction
>>223993193>More of a mountain bike igick>raised again the sitting area because my legs were bended even when at max ROMyup that's important>>22399319614x88 spidercurls to failure
>>223993239I meant mid-way btw. And it's peculiar I had to raise it again.Anyway mountain bike is overkill for the path I takeAlthough some parts are a bit shit for a road bike
>>223993296careful so the seat tube doesn't end up violating you, sister>mountain bike is overkill for the path I takea gravelbike like magyaranon has would be ideal for youon the way to my parents there is some gravel too but me being Aryan I force my road bike through it
>>223993117Cute ambulance.>>223993196And when they harp about *insert nationality here* community - especially when it is one of predominantly imported labour - it feels like they're emphasising a permanence.
>>223993345Maybe it's a gravel bike I have, will checkIn France we say VTT, vélo tout terrain
Boomers will board public transport, look at their watch when there are actually not going anywhereYjk they will huff and puff if there is a delay THOUGH
>>223993380>vélo tout terrainlooked it up and looks more like a Mountainbike than a Gravelbike to me desuin Germany we are globohomo and use the English words>>223993426they will also do a week's worth of grocery shopping at exactly 12:00 on a workday when others want to get a snack for lunchor they all go on Saturday morning to make it extra cramped for wagies despite having the entire week free
>>223993575But we probably use it abusively for all kind of non-road bike, idkDog bless the self checkouts
>>223993617I prefer non self checkouts because I can weight the vegetables before hand (badly) and then they just scan it so I don’t get fleeced by expensive vegetables with literally no reason.The self checkout has the scale included and protects them from that failure mode.
>>223993699Previous grocery store had self checkouts AND you could weight it yourself in some other area.
>>223993699post hand
Sup fellarinos - last day of work. >>223992507Here it's getting to 36 again, we had a week of 28-29 which was cool. >>223992655I would have taken it, if it's payed. Hate wasting food. What kind of pizza was it?
>>223993944paid*
>>223993944>last day of work.noiceany plans?I have this week off and am just resting.
Hello medders. I love KCD2>meet bandit at some crossroads>he's suspicious, looking at something>go talk to him and he tells me to fuck off>convince him to tell me what's going on>he "found" a treasure map and is trying to find where the treasure is>tell him to show it to me and maybe I can help>he tells me to fuck off again, that he's not retarded enough to show it to me>convince him I'm a good guy and wouldn't fuck him over and I can help him>he begrudgingly hands it over and tells me to be fast with it and give it back or I will regret it>start sprinting away as soon as he gives it to meFucking retard, I was fast alright.
>>223994029Going to Greece again tomorrow.
>>223994520have fun
>>223992507Rain is pretty cool, literally free water.
>>223995423Thanks fren, what's up with the dating app cuties?
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK LADSMagyarville brook has been dry for weeks by now thanks to the current drying-up, but the rain today filled shit up so much that it's water level now is at least double of what it usually is.SO FUCKING BACK
>>223995929>Magyarville brookwhat is that?
>>223996042Smaller body of moving water.Like a river but like only less than a metre in width.
>>223996080Oh nice, do you take water from it?
>>223996098Nope.It being dryed-up made me really sad tho so I'm really glad and happy that it's back now.
>>223996194I see, yeah it's always nice when there's a body of water, it brings animals, birds ect..
>>223996235When I see small ducksters following their momberg down the stream I feel insanely aryan tbf. Love those niggas.
>>223996421they are so cute
Good day to the people
>>223997212Sabah al-khayr shaykh
@Maltese-Anon
bought a couple pretzels yesterday that i couldn't eat because i was invited to dinner shortly after. the thinner parts are now dry and hard. things have never been so over imc (in my country).
>>223997522send please, they can't be bad
>>223992344>I dreamt of Catnigga.My dream anchors appears to be weakening. A thousand pardons friend, I will look into this immediately.In the meantime, it would behove you not to sleep next to microwaves or nuclear power plants.
>>223997522sprinkle some water on them and put them in the oven for 5-10 mins on 170C
>>223993828Black.
>>223997481>Arrival of the Spanish relief force in early September when both sides were exhaustedproud to always be in the right side of history™. paying the interests of the loan taken to cover the cost of the relief force so that venetian merchant and financier giofredo epstinini can afford his 5th villa in the veneto countryside and can add a 20th ship to his mediterranean fleet with castilian taxes was well worth it and would probably do it again.
>>223997522>>223997604actually since they are pretzels and already hard, you can pass them through running water for a second to get more hydrated I do that with stale bread, pop it in the oven and it becomes crispy and soft again, but has to be eaten in the next 15-20 mins
>>223997549if i send it, it will arrive dry as a rock and things will be even more over. i don't think any of us could handle such a terminal situation.>>223997604good tip, but airfryer will have to do (i shan't be using the common oven). i ate one this morning and it was bad so i was planning to do that for the one that's left.
>>223992284I live 5km away from this
>>223997979my bad
anyone has the peculiar slave pasta ?
I walked for 1 hour with my new pair of shoes yesterday, it was boring, i think i 'll go for 2 hours today
>>223998323listen to something on headphones thats what I do
>liked by an obese woman award
Lost my car in the cagie parking lot award.
>>223998373how big we talking?
>>223998323>I walked for 1 houraryan>it was boringnot aryan> i 'll go for 2 hours todayaryan>>223998373>liked by a woman awardFakecelSlack status?
>>223998340they 'll get stolen, i live in a dangerous area>>223998429i suppose 1 hour was too easy, i did not feel very tired after it
>>223998473>they 'll get stolen, i live in a dangerous areadamn, even cheap wires
>>223998519the phone i mean, i bring with me a dumbphone when i go outside, 'cause the smart one will eventually just get stolen
>>223998554oh I see, thats unfortunate
>>223998415Picrel>>223998429Hard, but I will try to he active this afternoon
>>223995910I met a black girl yesterday that was nice, she agreed to meet again despite me spilling some spaghettiI'll see where it goesI also matched with a pretty Arab a few days ago but she didn't seem very into the conversation and lives further away so I guess it won't amount to much>>223997522they need to be fresh to be nice, ideally no more than 6 houre or so, it's overbut the oven option like Bulgarianon suggested could salvage it to an extent at least>>223997716>did you know I am married?>>223998323>it was boring, i think i 'll go for 2 hours todaykekjust put on some podcast if there are no nice nature sounds
Spent a few days on /brit/. I finally realized, they do deserve it
>>223997816Most "spanish" soldiers were italians from Naples
>>223998629>I met a black girl yesterday that was nice, she agreed to meet again despite me spilling some spaghetti>I'll see where it goesBased!>>223998613Ok thats big, arms are bigger than mine. I like a slightly chubby girl but this is too much
>>223997816Anyway youll watch Mel Gibson turning into an anglo and frenchoid knights against the muslims and the evil catholics trying to slow down reinforcements
>>223998629it was boring in the sense of being too easy
>>223998770Based.Time to Toubkal-max.
>>223998393You could put a sticker on it to make it discernable.
>>223998613I feel a bit sorry for women like that desu. You can tell even if she put in effort and lost weight she would have an unattractive large frame.>>223998770I see, sounded like 1h was boring and 2h would be even moreso
>>223998629How did you know? What tipped you?
>>223998906>I feel a bit sorry for women like that desu. You can tell even if she put in effort and lost weight she would have an unattractive large frame.some of those girls when they lose weith and are good looking they still remain nice and sweet, I appreciate that
>>223999188how is the pregnancy going, everything alright?
>>223999373He's trying his best to not have her release her fiery Portuguese spirit.(He's failing and has to provide her with sex sex sex to calm her down, he svffers.)
for the life of me i can't determine if i'm lactose intolerant or notand every time i talk to my doctor he distracts from it, last time he gave me fiber which helped a lotthe issue is sometimes i get fucked utterly by milk and other times i drink a lot and nothing happens
>>223998701yes and they all woke up one day and made the executive decision to board a ship and sail towards malta to defend the island against the ottomans. that's what cannon fodder does, they take high level decisions. what a stupid "rebuttal" to a joke.
>>223997564I'm covered as I live next to neither.>>223997481Oh yeah, I heard of this.
>>223998629>they need to be fresh to be nice, ideally no more than 6 houre or so, it's overi intended to eat them right after buying them. i fell to my knees this morning after grabbing one of them.
>>223999641Butthurt much panchito ito?
>>223999373She’s tired. Besides that, everything’s going well. I still haven’t managed to convince her to stop working because of the tiredness and the back pain (she’s workaholic).>>223999537We have reached a conundrum regarding sexsexsex, so there is currently a small glut.
>>223999708Sorry for being a sarcastic asshole.
>>223999785What would be of the world without sarcastic bastards? It makes living a lot more lively.
god /v/ is so shit now, it's not even funny anymore it's legit unusable
>>223999774Damn she's a soldier. At some point she has to stop and chill out a bit innit. I remember when my friend got pregnant and she couldn't wait to stop working after the 3rd month. We used to go visit her at least 2-3 times a week to hang out and bring her food. She got pregnant at 21 the first time, can't believe her boy is already in school, it seemed like yesterday...Hope everything goes well bro :)
>>223999878I always get a laugh or two out of weg threads
>>223999917keksame i always click them just to see this
>>223999740not really. am i not allowed to reply?
>>223999774>>223999902What is this, the alcoolic uncs reunion? Have you complained about the youth and the weather yet?
>>223999949
>>223999941You should try to reply in a non-butthurt way
>>223999917Qrd?
good morningmy sleep schedule is fucked beyond repairyour?
>>224000404I fixed mine, I get a decent 7 hour sleep without waking up, getting up early and being tired from walking/running fixed it
Finished the grind, tomorrow it's a local holiday where my office it so I won't work, hope everything doesn't burn down while I'm away.But maybe things could burn down a little so they appreciate my work more.
>>224000583>local holidayI wish such a concept existed in Polonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JL5tRWZUuw>>224000404Morning. Mine's fine.
>>224000583What is your job?
>>224001228I'm a programmer and system administrator.
>>224001561Okay.
Don't know what to play lads. Haven't really gaymed imc since finishing BG3. Started E33 played for like an hour then it has now been a month since then. I know it's le good and even Chudinho when he was posting there said it's goated, but the UEslop makes me vomit. Kinda wanna replay FC4 rn but idk. Also Zero Dawn but I have been planning on playing Zero Dawn at the end of the year for a while so I even tho want to play it I also don't want to play it somehow. Can't be assed to download Divinity 2 rn. Downloaded Just Cause 3 last week to play it but I just changed my mind and don't even feel like booting it up.Some time ago I didn't play vidya for like half a year ig and portunigga and catnigga had to nag me to play vidya so maybe I'm just back to that grindset rn where I lost my gamer grindset.>>224000404My sleep schedule is actually better these past few days than usual.
Are you afraid of heights in your country.I am.Humans are meant to walk on land.
>>223999902You don’t understand, she has refused the medic, the guy literally said>whenever you want I’ll write you the papersand she said only on the 8th month.>>223999949These yongun snipper snappers!
i just returned from my 2 hours walk, i have not done a one like this in months, i feel tired and i love this feeling of physical exhaustion, but i know my body 'll get used to it soon and adapts
>>224002165A retarded normie is having fun with that tummy.I don't like heights btw
>>224002165I know this was just an excuse to post brown foids, but yeah I'm kind of afraid of heights Not very faustian, as der ewige Kwabe would say
>>224002463distance covered?
>>224002165I am shit scared of heights. You could offer me one million drachmas to do what she's doing and I simply wouldn't be able to because I would faint or fall first.
Good day med am back from the cagie, day started bad but then got better over time.I told coworkers dadberg brought some mirabelles, office cutie wanted a mirabelle clafoutis so now I'm gonna bake one desu.
>>224002165Not a big fan tbf.Which is kinda weird given how my momberg when she was younger than I am now used to jump out of fucking airplanes.
>>224002165
>>224002528I think that it's the safe route, from my younger years I always avoided balconies and climbing sports.
>>224003283What if you had to be a wagecuck if you didn't do thatI would, despite the fear >>224003318Lil Momo is cooked if he dates her>>224003403Based
>>224003318Hasn't she already got a boyfriend? Don't simp
@CatniggaHow do I realistically cope with the fact that my grandma's cat has a better life than me?
>>224003756You touch some grass and you get some bitches Simple as
>>224003694>What if you had to be a wagecuck if you didn't do thatI mean, there's only so far you can push your body before it no longer obeys you. Once my legs started shaking my vision got dizzy, I physically wouldn't be able to continue.If I lived during World War 1 times, I would probably have been shot for developing shell shock and trying to desert.
Arab foid moment
>>224003800What if there are cute feet under your nose to keep you awake
>>224003756>How do I realistically cope with the fact that my grandma's cat has a better life than me?You can go out whenever you want.You can buy shrimps whenever you want.You can (and do) nap whenever you want.You can even have sex whenever you want, although to our continued perplexity, you choose not to exercise this right.What exactly can a cat do that you can't?
Stick a fork in him cause he's done!
>>224002205she refuses what? medication? >>224002463good >>224002165I am kinda>>224003318That does look good, do you bake stuff often?
>>224003769Catberg can touch more grass and get more bitches. Catberg can also touch floating grass (leaves) when he wants to cuz he can just climb a tree.>inb4 you too can climb a treeA 6 yo kid climbing a tree is based a 24 yo real nigga climbing one is grim.>>224003882>You can go out whenever you want.I can't thoughbeit as I also have to work. Catberg does not have to work.>You can (and do) nap whenever you want.Not whenever I want. Also cat has a room three times the size of mine.>You can even have sex whenever you want, although to our continued perplexity, you choose not to exercise this right.That's a cope tho.>>224003921Over for magyarcels.
>>224003744>>224003694I'm not doing it for her only, I'm doing it because they're gonna spoil if I don't use them.Mirabelles are good but I'm not gonna eat a bucket of them
>>224003882>You can buy shrimps whenever you want.
>>224003694If Shuckle licked her tummy in that situation she'd be dead by now
>>224004080She refuses to stop working igIck-inducing.
>>223999917>>223999940Kek didn't know we had weg enjoyers on /med/>>224000060Basically the piccolo rape daily dose meme but with this drawing instead.>>>/v/745539153The drawing exagerates and parodies the drawing style of the most popular western porn game, Summertime Saga. The game is infamous for the shitty bimbo art and gigantic breasts.Now /v/ posters just post the image in the thread as tradition.
>>224002165I am not, I like climbing. Brune probably isn't either>>224003882Based
>>224004428I am rather afraid of heightsStanding on a table or even a chair and I'm uncomfortable Looking over a railwayThat's why I like bloc, you don't go high
>>224004080The leave kek
Thinking about the time when wifi was shit in elementary during class so the teacher opened the door so the signal would come in easier.
>>224004080I would eat this.
>>224004620I wonder if kids today still know about these
Keep getting shorts from this aneurysm factory of a channel, help https://www.youtube.com/@poppiesstudios/shorts
>>224004662We used one of those back in 2016 iirc and even that was fucking late for an unc machine like that. Doubt they ever saw one working irl but maybe they know what it is idk.
>>224004278>>224004515
>>224004662>mfw explaining what a "betamax" is to a zoomer, but they can't stop giggling at the term
>>224004662I had at uni a born in the 50s boomer teacher who still used it back in 2016. He was the kind of person who would ridicule you in front of everyone for the rest of the year for some minimum spelling mistake you had.
>>224005091That teacher is based.>>224004912Oh my cortisol!
>>224005202Grading students depending on how you like them instead of the knowledge they show is also based?
>>224005091Hate that kind of "teacher" I hope he died
>>224004662we still have those at my uni. no one except a few almost retired boomers uses them anymore. i don't think most students have seen one of them working.
>>224005289You showed a lack of writing/spelling knowledge, seems pretty transparent.
>>224005308He's already retired.>>224005404One thing is to penalise the student accordingly after a mistake and a whole different think is to make fun of a student in front of everyone during months for a stupid mistake while grading students based on non-academic criteria. I'm glad this kind of teachers and professors are slowly dying out.
>>224001872happy for you but I fucked up and now I'm waking up at almost 2pm again>FC4primal was the best one but it's still ubislop>>224002165not really, but sometimes when I'm looking down a bridge side or cliff I imagine what it would be like to jump, and that is scary>Humans are meant to walk on land.that statement should be reserved for fear of water, she's not floating you know
>>224005868Seems like you are salty about his superiority.Anyway, can you get more academic than writing skill? Of course you don't.
>>224005985>primalAlso have been thinking of doing a run in it on the hardest difficulty where if you die the game is joever. I'd definitely fucking fumble it tho.
>>224002165I am.
>>224003202no idea
>>224005985>primal was the best one but it's still ubislopI like the occasional bit of Ubislop, or at least I used to. Sometimes it's very satisfying just to roam around on a map and tick off boxes by collecting things.Haven't played an AC game since Odyssey though, since Valhalla looked irredeemable (saar).
Need some anime recs.
>>224006780>Rome and Medieval II Total War run notoriously bad on newer computer>have since inception a bunch of gamebreaking bugs>some neurotypical guy decides to fix everything>fixes all the performance issues>fixes all the compatibility issues>fixes 99% of bugs>introduces gamebreaking changes and UI changes for absolutely no reason>people ask why>lmao I never played the game I just thought it was a fun challenge>anyway I tried it for 30 minutes and it was awful, so I decided to fix the gameplay too kekaroo>no I won't take away the "gameplay fixes" or even put a toggle to deactivate themBeing an old gamer sure is suffering incarnate.
>>224006924Inasutaru Tindaru
>>224007020Almost looked it up.
>>224007020
>>224006924That time I got reincarnated as a barbell.Maybe watch tatami time machine blues tho I'm sure you already watched it given you recommended tatami galaxy to me to begin with. I'm yet to watch time machine blues imc.Also sir >>223978022>Maybe one day I move to a city with a good bodybuilding gym with many machines like this.You'd still mainly use barbells even if you had access to machines like that, no?
>>224006221I'm just pointing out that he's shit as a professor. I don't know if you are genuinely defending him or you're just trolling.
>>224006924Interspecies Reviewers
>>224006398imagine making it 15 hours in only to die in one of those cliff jumping sections kek>>224006780>Sometimes it's very satisfying just to roam around on a map and tick off boxes by collecting things.you're not wrong and I can't judge you: I played way too much FC and GR to be able to do thatwhat I am saying he should know what he's getting into
>>224007044>AlmostShould have wrote Tindalu
>>224006988This is the millennial equivalent of boomers working on their cars for hours after work. The fun is in the tinkering.See also: optimising your load order for mods and then writing a mini guide about it.
>>224007084He just wanted you to be the very best version of yourself.>>224007110>optimising your load order for mods and then writing a mini guide about it.I am like that and I do that. The guide is for myself because at my age my memory is not what it used to be (it was always shit).
my brother in law befriended an Iranian woman at his former jobshe is a 43 year old MILF with two children and he semi-jokingly proposed hooking me up with herhe showed me a photo of her and she is really beautiful but then again she is 43 and a mothermaybe Macronmaxxing is the way to go
>>224007316Don't try it!Look at the Persian qveens simping threads. You won't be able to overcome it.
I am full, ate too much chicken and greens
>>224007416she is genuinely beautifulI would like to get into her Hormussybut she had problems with her Iranian ex who was to chuddy o algo so she fled to the kwab lands
>>224007071>You'd still mainly use barbells even if you had access to machines like that, no?I use machines pretty regularly.
>>224007436Gman, look at this aesthetic, quick! >>224004662
>>224007106Japanese doesn't have the l sound so it's better you said tindaru.
Clafoutis is baking I'm gonna exercise while it bakes desu>>224004080I wish mine would look as good as this desu
>>224007316/med/ders really love brown women in general but you seem to be the most ardent of them all
>>224007436Some carbs wouldn't hurt.
>>224007464would probably be the worst choice you ever made in your life.>>224007512I absolutely love it. 90s office aesthetic and earlier is top tier.My mom worked in a 70s office complex and brought me with her every wednesdays as a kiddo and they had light wells for maps, it was so cool
>>224007651>90sWe still used them in late 2000s at my middle school desu
>>224007635The whiter you are the blackest you like, and vice versa. That's why I only like snowflakes.Have you heards about M2EX? >>224006988>>224007651I've used one of those at middle school once or twice!
>>224007605>Clafoutis is baking I'm gonna exercise while it bakes desuI WANT PICS pls! >>224007316Some Iranian women are so hot. Go sex her, she'll probably teach you a thing or two.
>>224007635Persians ladies are whiter than the average shitalian taxi driver THOUGH
Volcel afternoon, /med/.Bodyweight exercises today were 56 single-leg squats, 39 leg raises and 6 pullups.Now I am going to have a shower, chill with some videa and prepare dinner. Today I found a cat that had gone missing for years and she was happy and apparently healthy, and signed a job contract. I start on Monday, job search over in one month.
>>224007765Could have said swiss by the way.
>>224007776>and signed a job contract. I start on Monday, job search over in one month.Have you thanked the dog for the great state of the Spanish economy?
>>224007765Yeah exactly, I am actually Mediterranean unlike you, ergo I'm brown, ergo I prefer white girlsNot saying I find all brown slags ugly, but I have to see a pretty one to catch my attention, whilst I can appreciate the beauty of even regular white girls
>>224007635many Iranians aren't really that brown desu. Same for Levantine Arabs. Many of them look no different from southern Europeans (no offense meant, but you're an Aryan Venetian anyway)>>224007651>would probably be the worst choice you ever made in your life.you think so? assuming she would even want to be with me.>>224007758>Some Iranian women are so hot. Go sex her, she'll probably teach you a thing or two.true. maybe I should ask my brother in law again if he was joking or not.>>224007776>Bodyweight exercises today were 56 single-leg squats, 39 leg raises and 6 pullups.basedI managed 6 strict form pull ups with 10kg additional weight today again which made me happy.
>>224007885The blood in my veins comes from farther south than yours THOUGHBEITEVER>>224007910She'd be fine with a strong dude that doesn't beat her
>>224007473Yeah but you use free weight MAINLY, no?So if you had access to peak machines would you then MAINLY use those machines instead of free weights?Now that my bike is fixed gymcel arc continues tomorrow.
>>224007992>that doesn't beat herick
Finished reading Murakami's Killing Commendatore.Seemed like a nice story at first, but on the last third it completely derails and takes everything in its path. What a schizo story.Also, the main character ends up being a cuck at the very end and spends two chapters rationalising his decision.Nipponese writers sure are something else.
>>224007071Speaking of the gym... what exercises are best for strengthening your penis muscles?>>224007316If she were just as beautiful and just as old but childless, would that make her hotter?
>>224008039I generally start with either squat bench or deadlift or some variation of those then I move on to accesory exercises, which I do either with machines, dumbbell or some times barbell like OHP or rows, but a good chunk of those I do with machines.
>>224008115>penis musclesNo such thing.Probably hip thrusts tho as they are probably the closest thing that can target your pc muscles which should help with blood flow making your erections larger and harder.
>>224008088Also a lot of UUUUOOOOOHHH moments, with the main character noting the flat chest of a character but commenting on how sexo the 13 year old girl is otherwise (at the end of the story she's in high school and still calling him to describe him how her chest is growing).
>>224008039Also, for some exercises like chest flies the best version is with machines, dumbbell chest flies kind of suck.
>>224008115>If she were just as beautiful and just as old but childless, would that make her hotter?no, don't think soit's just a 43 yo mother isn't the best woman to found a family with which I'd like at some pointbut then again I'm a virgin fantasizing about vague things so yeah nevermind>>224008115>>224008180or the good girl machine maybe
>>224007910>true. maybe I should ask my brother in law again if he was joking or not.I don't see a downside here, get your Persian milf on bro :D >>224008115kegels, hip thrusts, pelvic floor exercises also this>>224008256 probably
I don't want to go for a run so I'll probably do a 10km walk since I'll be sitting in a car for half a day tomorrow.
>>224004662Unlikely.
>>224008197>chest flies the best version is with machinesI tried an incline chest fly last week.It was kinda alright, though I doubt the incline actually prioritizes upper pec as the handle path is also inclined instead of being flat. Also I could theoretically load maybe 2,5 kgs of weight per arm more to it but then I'd run out of space to stack weight on so I don't see much sense in using it ig. We also have an atlantis standing chest fly which feels good but I could full stack it (last time I stopped one or two stacks below full stack and could do 12 reps iirc) so also not much sense in using that.
>>224008197Also check this shit out maneFucking grim imho
*spread despair in /med/*
discuss
>>224008707You're white as fuck nigga
>>224008707C'mon man...
>>224008747I won't discuss AI shitDownload Tinder instead
>>224008344probably nothing will happen but I'll keep you updated if anything does>>224008406good ideayou could put on the History Extra podcast I recommended you>>224008707looks like the spaghetti got some oil at least so I could eat thisbut I don't understand why you make the dishes so dry, I still think you're doing it for the (you)s>>224008747arguably reasonable because men are stronger in 9/10 cases so could fend off an unwanted physical approach, vice versa not necessarily
>>224008747bottom is not wrong
>>224008873Ding ding ding!It's aglio e olio with little olive oil and garlic (the garlic I had was shit, fuck the grocery store), and it was the end of the oil bottle
>>224008873>good idea>you could put on the History Extra podcast I recommended youI kind of like ending my night with a laugh, also the run/walk goes without me noticing the time, I'll download some for tomorrows car ride if I can find a downloadable version since I don't use spotify >>224008982>Aglio e olioWhere is the garlic, where is the parsley, where are the chilli flakes :(
>>224008783If you weren't so busy being bullied by nordoids, you could have been melanine-mogged by le me.
>>224008982I think you want to enact a Shitalian genocideMaybe you are the reincarnation of the TSD poster
>>224009104BrutalWe'll see each other eventually also with Gironde, no worriesProbably not with the Magyar, as he's a flaky bitch
>>224008982nicespaghetti olio o algo is le tasty>>224009068tell me if you liked it if you listen to itbut maybe it's a bit dry like Brune's food idk>>224009128>TSD posterthat was a pretty good poster desu
>>224008747Hello, human resources?!
>>224008837>Download Tinder insteadnoAlso I'm turning 25 at the end of the year (if I don't die before) and still live with my parents and have no loicense so tinder whores obviously will be the last bunch that give me a chance to begin with.
>>224009186Screaming>>224009159Never trust a magyar
>>224009186'emMay thousands of fried shrimps enter your tummy at a pace you find most pleasurable.
>>224009221why not, seriously?do you not have good photos? ask momberg & dadberg to take them.and women don't care so much about car if you are attractive, my friend didn't have a license until a year ago and still was together with a 9/10 for years because he's very attractiveno own place is a problem but not one that can't be overcome
>>224009159>Probably not with the MagyarCopeGotta trust the plan
Finished both my exercises and the clafoutis, here's the monster Xlebian it's resting now. Do you know if I should put it in the fridge for the night or let it rest like that ?>>224008707Just put some tomato sauce REEEEEE
>>224009268>do you not have good photos?I do but those are 7 or 8 years old by now. Doubt I could get a nice photo now as my forced smile feels 'icky absolutely. Even my momberg was seething for years at me telling me to just smile normally.>why not, seriously?I'm blackpilled enough already and stressed out cuz of cagie related things, don't need to witness all over again how a woman can go from finding me attractive to finding me an autistic subhuman that should be dead.
What are you doing?
>>224008707Haha Flying Spaghetti Monster.>>224009432I can't say.
>>224009411just ask your parents to take photos of you, some will be good if they do it regularly. And it's inevitable that dating apps are grim if you're not a gigachad billionaire vampire CEO, but you can deal with it I'm sure.>>224009432what are you doing?
>>224009411I feel exactly like you
Can't say you're an incel if you're in /med/ as there is an included gf simulator.Volcels are ignoring it mostly.
>>224009172>tell me if you liked it if you listen to it>but maybe it's a bit dry like Brune's food idkI will, I just looked it up and there's downloadable episodes >>224009400WHOAAA, now that's what I'm talking about! Would eat that definitely! Leave it to cool down completely at room temp and then put it in the fridge covered with something. Before taking it to work you can sprinkle some powdered sugar. Good job!>>224009411>finding me an autistic subhuman that should be deadplease stop>>224009432packing my bags, what are you doing?
>>224009534>just ask your parents to take photos of youOn photos I give off a something non-human trying to be a human type of vibe your neurotypical ahh wouldn't get. All photos of me past the age of 16 or 17 are shit.
>>224009607Got it, how many hours should I let it rest at room temp ?
>>224009186laughed
I bought some aioli to try and I don't like it.
>>224009221Medaglia d'oro olimpica di arrampicata sugli specchi
>>224009738How can you not like aioli but like extra garlic mayonnaise ?
>>224009758I'm indifferent to garlic mayonnaise, this aioli has a weird sickly taste to it. Why have you done this to me France?
>>224009688Probably an hour, hour and a half, just touch it and when it stops being warm, put it in the fridge.
>>224009744Lil nigga thinks my pic are good o algo
>>224009793Isn't it a Spanish thing? I don't know, never tried it
>>224009835Well you're well-travelled, that helps for sureI also have very very few photos of me because I don't enjoy looking at how ugly I am
>>224009656>something non-human trying to be a human type of vibe your neurotypical ahh wouldn't get.I could take this seriously if you weren't a non-virginmy unasked for diagnosis is that you are defeatist because you are afraid of the struggle, but as our lord and master big H has taught us, struggle is the duty of the Aryan mantl;dr, download Tinder nigga
>>224009519Why not?>>224009534>>224009607I'm browsing 4chan and thinking of eating something.
>>224009841It's a northern Spanish / southern French sauce>>224009793>I'm indifferent to garlic mayonnaiseI'm shocked and appalled, I always thought it was your favourite giving that you always get into with your kebab
>>224009816Thank you Xlebian, I'm sure it'll be good. Also we might be rooning if it doesn't rain next thursday
>>224009950I rarely have kebabs but if I do I'll have chilli sauce, the garlic sauce that comes with dominos pizza is vile, kebab shop stuff is probably grim too.
>>224009923I might get in trouble.
>>224009980I don't think you're Catnigga
>>224010047I'm not, there's more than one Brit that posts here m8.
>>224010026Why?
>>224010026Are you going to blow a journalist up?
>>224010215Well, I am stealing fuel from the company cab.
>>224010337Are you a cab driver?
Finished work for today. Gonna eat some watermelon then head to bed. Wanted to watch some tranime but I doubt I'll be in the mood to stare at a damn screen.>>224009885whatever just have a (you) big K
>>224010380Yes.
idk which book I hate morenaked lunch or moby dickwhat's a book you hate meddersin your country
>>224010443Are you telling the truth?
>>224010495Yes, I am.
>>224010527Why aren't doing something better with your life?
>>224009656>I give off a something non-human trying to be a humanthis is not true or at least it wasn't an issue in the past, evidenced by the fact that you are a sexhaver, what makes you think things are worse now?
>>224010386just meant it well.
>>224010562He takes pleasure in scamming unsuspecting tourists.
>>224010593>this is not true or at least it wasn't an issue in the past, evidenced by the fact that you are a sexhaverrazor sharp analysis
>>224010659Brown muslim subhuman uber driver behavior.
>>224011014Timotheus, that post wasn't nice.
>>224010562I get too peak at hot busty passengers as I drive through bumpy roads on purpose.
I'd like to bake the next edish btw
>>224011126to peek*
>>224010472Fourth Wing. It's absolute bookslop.A fucking enemies-to-lovers romance novel misadvertised as a fantasy adventure, where nothing makes sense, where the "loving" part starts at like chapter 4 of book 1 or some shit (it was planned as a 5 book series, from what I remember). World-building doesn't exist (go look up some official maps, there's large chunks of fucking nothing that haven't been filled in - because it doesn't exist), the protagonist is a retard who everyone keeps calling "smart", everyone speaks like it's the year 2024, using words like "vibes" and shit like that.I would rather read 10,000 Sarah J Maas novels while a cat uses my ballsack as a punching bag than read anything written by Rebecca Yarros again.
>>224011058It's about telling the truth not being nice and don't call me that.>>224011126Go to university or work in a bank.
>>224010472I gave up on The Sound and the Fury after like 20 pagesI rarely stop a book
>>224011240>Go to university or work in a bank.but then he wouldn't get too peek at hot busty passengers as he drives through bumpy roads on purpose, now would he?
>>224011453You can watch this online.
>>224010472pic related is apparently critically acclaimed but I stopped reading it after less than 1/4it's just full of the author describing birth and sexuality in weird old language despite the book being from 1990I didn't like itmaybe I'll pick it up again sometime and change my mind
>>224011153
>>224010659This too.>>224011240Why?
>>224011563To improve your life white people shouldn't be doing such jobs.
>>224011675I'm white now? I thought I was a brown Muslim, according to you.
>>224011239Kind of your fault for reading a book written by a roastie
>>224006924Mawaru penguindrum
>>224011735>Kind of your fault for reading a book written by a roastieI just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.Sarah J Maas obviously isn't writing books for fat virgins in their 30s, but I appreciate her world-building and her prose is pretty okay at times. Yarrow, however, can't write at all, and I genuinely do not understand what the appeal of her is. You can flick through AO3 and easily find better written romantasy stories.
>>224011563>>224011692maltese-anon, ever considered getting a NEET-adjusted jewb such as a security guard?
>>224011692>>224011675>>224011675WAIT, nevermind, i just read the text, maltese anon already has a job, i thought he was a NEET
>>224011915>You can flick through AO3 and easily find better written romantasy stories.Or you could stick to classics, simple asI do that and I'm very rarely disappointed with books
https://youtu.be/zX_Xn6DlTPo?si=k0ccXIzATAsuASe9&t=758He left French Guiana and is now in Suriname, encountered a black queen with the red top
>>224009977Np fren, tell me if she and the others liked it. I've actually never heard of this, might try to make it sometime.
>>224012092French people love going to obscure and fringe random countries
>>224011978I am. I'm fucking around with Timmy.
>>224012003I feel the same way as you, but I also like to dip my nose into contemporary literature sometimes - or "c.lit" as I like to call it. Sometimes the hype is worth it (like Rejection).
>>224011153Man I haven't baked bread in months, last thing I baked was the Easter sweet bread for Easter.
>>224012313He's not French though>>224012323I thought it was you but then he said he didn't care about extra garlic mayonnaise desu>>224009793
>>224012315desu, malta is too small, i would not depend on it for the future of the white race>>224012438i thought you said so a while ago, my bad
>>224007642very true>>224007910single moms are just a bad horse to bet on
To Niggatus Caticus, CRPG master: Have you played Planescape Torment and, if so, how would you rate it?
>>224012445With the current trajectory, we're on our way to become a minority here in some years. We don't even have a future, let alone offer it to anyone else, aside from those benefiting from the ongoing exploitations.
>>224012584which migrant groups exist in malta in large quantities?
>>224012608South/South East Asians.
>>224012673it's a tiny island, i imagine it's easy to change it's demographics in a couple of years
>>224012697Indeed.
>>224012673There's also Arabs from what I remember, trying to sell me weed and hitting on my friend.
>>224012714We have everything, but the aforementioned ones are in much larger quantities. Lots of Brits and Italians too.
>>224012714duh, it's close to north africa, and i guess they might view them as their kinsmen 'cause they speak a mixed language between italian and arabic
>>224012770Yeah definitely Italians>>224012776yeah they were wearing jewlery and tryinna act smooth :d
>>224012776Lol no we don't, not unless you're some Mintoffian nutjob.
>>224012438>I thought it was you but then he said he didn't care about extra garlic mayonnaise desuYou failed the perception check.He also passed the bluff check, but chose to use a different dialogue option.>>224012571>To Niggatus Caticus, CRPG master: Have you played Planescape Torment and, if so, how would you rate it?It's a foundational CRPG and I rate it very highly. Such a good representation of the Planescape setting too, which is so freaky and alien.I'm also a Torment: Tides of Numenera apologist. I really do think there's a great game there, it's just 60% of what it should be.
>>224012842I meany arabs simping for maltese, obviously the average maltese is a catholic who views himself as a part of europe
>>224013040Why would they simp for us? That's retarded.
>>224013135it's because your language is mixed with arabic and they want to claim you as an arab, also you are europeans
>>224013163Lol, that's new. Simping for a dying nation - Arabs really like being on the losing side.
>>224013258bruh, i once found the insta account of a maltese lady, and 80/100 of the comments under her posts were of arabs trying to claim her language"oh, it sounds like our dialect""we use that word too"it's grim, many europeans barely have heard of malta more than once, arabs only care for it because it's a country related to europe
>>224013364The comments thing is true even under many Maltese Youtube videos.
>>224013468imagine being a maltese nigga living under a rock in the med sea and a nation of 400m people constantly obsesses over your irrelavent floating rock in the sea just because your language shares a fair number of vocabulary with theirs
what will HE bake?
>>224013545This is my rock. I live on it not under it. This rock is relevant to me.
