>*the monotonous tumbling of the South Bay street car is interrupted by a clink and a series of footsteps. Nobody but you was aboard the car besides you...>... until now*>*A dark silhouette dances in the dark corner of the street car's filth sheened aluminum corridor.*>C-conductor w--we have a problem >*As it shucks and jives to Big Tray Dee's latest single blasting through his ObamaPhone, flickering yellow lights of this all encompassing alluminium sarcophagus do little to pierce the sheer #000000 blackness that engulfs the brooding figure. Piss hued rays blend in perfectly with its yellow sclera streaked with branches of red*>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>"ay cracka watchu yellin fo man.. is jus akskin why you got red undertones on yo skin. Is you a blood? This crip city">CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM >"MAN WHY DIS CRACKA SCREAMIN IN DA BOX FOR MAn ?? HOL ON CUHZ IMMA SHOW YOU HOW WE LONG BEACH NIGGA GEDDOWN...">ChuddyLOC pulls out a Deseret Niggle, chambered in .120 BBC Magnum equipped with a laser pointer where the dot is a spade. It also has a flashlight which doesn't work since Ty'DaequilSevere Cough AKA ChuddyLoc doesn't take care of anything in his possession. He takes aim at the historically racist Ir*sh American*>"CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A-"*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*>"see Das the thing brodie. Dem Irish cats be racist as hell I like them dominican Americans bruh they can work a BBC">*the medical examiner-coroner arrives and slaps a spade shaped information card onto anons cheek as a crow feasts on anons scattered brain matter*>AUTOPSY REPORT>Cause of death:>...>BLACKEDHappens iyc?
