Sandbanks edition
hello
wonder what they think about having a white girl on their team now
where should I take a train journey to today
grand rising :)
made a good post in the old, can I get a few (You)s?>>223995195from mile end to ealing, from brixton to bounds green
Right thenI'm quite high in cortisol and it's fucking up my stomach
alri
>>223995170didn't know that Britain has sandy beacheswhy do British tourists occupy beaches all around Europe then
time to prepare a second coffee, served in the usual manner....
>>223995228sucking a coffee, it cold;_;
>>223995193you think they... you know...
Did the kind of poo this morning that makes your legs quiver
>>223995193You're mentally ill
>>223995221Most of the time it's cloudy and cool here. We get a couple weeks a year where it can get very warm for us but there's no rhyme or reason to when these weeks will appear in the summertime, if they happen at all (sometimes we get fallow years).But if you book a holiday to like Spain or Greece or wherever you can pretty much guarantee it will be sunny and warm.
>>223995243stop hurting my feelings!
washing machine is going mental, it has a life of its own
>>223995236did a poo yesterday that i think hit my prostate x
>>223995243could say that to everybody on this shithole of a site
yeah well this is /brit/ so if all the jfs could kindly fuck off
>>223995236get grindr downloaded pronto
never thought i'd see the day when white wimmin are outrunning bla ones
there are gays in your area
>>223995221Cheaper
>>223995281White excellence
Considering how all things have gubbins in them to make them workVery interesting...
>>223995251Find something better to do than drooling over frauds who are polluting young kids' minds>>223995262True true
pink pony club~ rorke's gonna keep on riding in his pink pony club~~
there could be gays here
>>223995293wait what no ones told me this
>>223995293much to consider
I remember reading an article years back that said some kid had saved the washing machine industry millions when they found out that companies were building and shipping washing machines with fucking huge blocks of concrete inside them in order to weigh the machines down to counteract the spinning drum.Apparently, so the story goes, when this wunderkind heard they were doing that they suggested that instead of using solid concrete they could just build washing machines with empty plastic vats in place of the blocks and when the washing machine is plumbed in, water fills the vats to provide the weight. Thus vastly reducing the cost of shipping washing machines.probably shite but I believe it
>>223995281running isn't difficult though
>>223995296i would have a good faith discussion in which i prove you wrong about this but given your earlier abrasiveness and condescension i think i will avoid it
Nice of the Muslims to pray for rain on the Sunday before a week of predicted rain
>>223995296>frauds who are polluting young kids' mindswho
>>223995309theres no way engineers hadn't already thought of that
Would love someone explain to me what goes through the minds of people like >>223995317 like what are they attempting to do? Yes running and driving a car and kicking a ball isn't hard, but doing it at a level where you beat everyone else on the planet is... Is he really this thick that needs this explained to him?
>>223995334perhaps it was just a joke you autistic freak
>>223995339a joke so unfunny it doesn't even read as one
>>223995348poor baby lost its mum
>>223995365perhaps you're also an autistic freak
new ali g movie coming this yearthat's what the masses were begging forali g
>>223995309There was a much more recent one about dishwashers. This guy proved that releasing the pod immediately washes dishes better. For some reason it has 3 million views and people were mad about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2_mPr9W8
>>223995372odd post
>>223995372no one mentioned being autistic until you did (twice)
>>223995346wonder what she was so uppity about
>>223995392nice work sherlock
sir autism mentioner
Sir Ali G
>>223995378need some more pro-diversity subversion in this trying time
>>223995339>>223995372think you're the autistic freak here
>>223995346Woman ever pulls this patronising move on me I'm back handing them right there
>>223995411not really
>>223995402omdssss youve even got that smarmy 2010s redditor humour lol the autism alarm just fucking exploded
watching a JAV and the woman had weirdly long nipples so i had to turn it off. they were like a child's finger
*stands up and moves to front of the thread in scene reminiscent of slaves in 1960 filum "spartacus"*no, I'M autistic
The fact that Sascha Baron Cohen almost got cancelled over Borat and has avoided any kind of controversy but is now making an Ali G movie just shows the only people you can openly deride are the British.
>>223995236the morning after a big takeaway haul is almost as lush as the meal
>>223995322Admittedly professional athletes play a smaller role in this but they still play a role, young kids see fake natties everywhere and feel unadequate just for being normal. Fat adult retards who should know better like the lad up there reinforce these feelings. Part of the reason why mental illness among youngsters is soaring.They propose young athletes a boost to start competing. Look at yuri chechi, dude is still roiding in his 50s. Girls with man chin and shoulders and unhealthy bodyfat % everywhere and fat retards who watch tv instead of moving their arse will just shrug it off
>>223995425a lot of cope for an autistic freak
doing big farts
>>223995435>yuri chechiyour entire idea is based on cherry picked examples and a limited understanding of modern testing and training
>>223995432good post
>>223995445ktim
just seen a squirrel (grey)
two paragraphs
>>223995446free bus pass de lad it lush
>>223995446ChonkBun
>>223995436got yourself stuck in one of those little mind loops now aren't you >autistic FREAK autistic FREAK autistic--nnggaAAHHHH (starts screaming and punching myself in the head)
A job that slowly kills youBruises that won't heal
>>223995433>The fact that Sascha Baron Cohen almost got cancelled over BoratNo he didn't, there were you usual guardian faux moral outrage pieces but he was never close to being cancelled
>>223995477scr
>>223995477calm down you melt
not illegal to be based and redpilled
>>223995477yes this post definitely demonstrates your lack of autism
>>223995446who gnawed through all the bed frames
>>223995451>phisical evidence>record evidence>confessions like the ones from Schwazer and Armstrong>Serena Williams refusing to get tested>etcYou're part of the problem
>>223995320these people are mongoloids
>>223995509he's done you to be fair
did the man kick the ball then did he
>>223995221Much better to let Spaniards clean up after us
>>223995501>>223995509*starts howling and beating the ground with my fists like an enraged chimp and flings my poo at you*
>>223995530no he didn't
>>223995477you're arguing with a mentally ill paedophile why are you wasting your time
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
>>223995530yh x
>>223995538you could reply to literally any post in any thread and this would probably be true tbf
nth for the gyaldem
>>223995536right well im going to take this as you conceding defeat. thanks i guess
>>223995554not yours though (unless you're the missing child poster)
>>223995540can a nigga live?
>>223995540a lot of old men just sit in the pub all daynot boozing either necessarily like if you go into a wetherspoons mid-morning on a weekday it will be full of old codgers just sitting reading their paper. Free unlimited coffee refills, a warm room, the company of other elderly men. They like that.
>>223995221Also, average water temperature is something like 15c at peak, whereas in the Mediterranean it can touch 30c
>>223995530mhmm
>>223995584highlight of your week no doubt x
polish niggas have never heard of package holidays
trump just died
Is this any good? I live near Filey so I want to support them, but only if it's not total slop.
>>223995221people here are runts who think they're entitled to foreign holidays
me and my gay thug brothers are out here straight up perforating bowel nigga
I missed out on life
i like this joke cover of wonderwallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5G6-UiCnsi like it because they could literally never write a song as perfectly constructed as wonderwall, they could never make an earworm on that level, they simply lack the musical instincts for it, and so because of that, they mock it. Thats the reason i like this cover, because its schadenfreude to me
>>223995639evidently they are
>>223995346>oh no people arent talking about me anymore time to start another argument with a photographer
why doesn't china just attack taiwan if they're so great
>>223995648ktim
>>223995656nah
dead audiophiles dont re-offend
>>223995615happens often enough to make it quite pedestrian actually
>>223995583bitch slaps and and eating arse umm
53 year old married doctor who was pumping Lucy Letby has topped himself after losing his job over the affair and "inappropriate" messages exchanged between the two (which came to light during Letby's trial).
>>223995649bunch of timid little blokes
>>223995649I've never met anyone who genuinely likes Radiohead, only NME-reading limpwrists who claim to like Radiohead because they think they're the 21st century's answer to Mozart
>>223995668Rorke having a dip
>>223995662no needthey'll just Anschluss it in the 2040s after the GAE falls
>>223995649they can write one but they'll have to get sued for plagiarism after lol
>>223995684heathermong
I hope the Russians don't get us (and if they do, thar they get South London first)
they turned bobby nonbinary in the new king of the hill
>>223995701north york moors mentioned
>>223995717don't believe his lies
>>223995635How about you try it and find out? Better yet leave your energy incepid bedroom and visit the distillery for a glass and judge for yourself? You won't, you coward.
>>223995684>These are the questions that must be answeredNone of the preceding sentences are questions
>>223995727project on
>>223995723hes transgender in the season finale
big fan of these random outbursts from arsewog
fact of the matter is that both oasis and radiohead are on the upper end of mid
i said maybeeeeeeeeyou're gonna be the one that gapes mecause after aaaaaaaaallllllyou're my bumderwaaaaaaaaall
rorke taking his missus out for a night of fine dining (local beefeater)
>>223995767I mostly agree but The Bends is actually really good
wish I didn't wake up today
don't like blur don't like suedelike oasisdon't like radiohead don't like pulp don't like the verve
>>223995767no genuinely great bands have ever existed all the so-called greats only have a few bangers, plus it all boils down to opinion in the end
Every dad hopes his son grows up to be a Whatsapp Chat bloke (football, funny banter, ridiculous stories) but your dads all got Discord dweebs (furry and groomer-adjacent, yankified consoomer slop, childlike drama)
but 9/11 WAS a national tragedy
*chases you*
>>223995803my dad is an autist like me though
>>223995808lmao loved this show
>>223995767I like that thing Thom Rorke does with his voice
>>223995803am capable of banter just dont have any mates to do it with you see
>>223995798>no genuinely great bands have ever existed*blocks your path*
>>223995824singing?
>>223995827you have usx
>>223995831lol
>>223995831No where he's just making noises
>>223995818no meal deals
i've never known what malted bread means
>UK's £18tn slavery debt is an underestimation, UN judge saysgive us your lunch money rorke
Cody driving stick
>>223995803>do your research (y)pooscrem
>>223995868that the debt we got for abolishing slavery?
>>223995803I've got much much worse at banter as I've got olderUsed to he pretty quick witted, assumed with more exposure to the world I'd only improveNot the case, it's got so bad the other week I got mugged off by a homeless guy
>>2239958081000 happy jappy chappies
what's the most effective seethe-inducing gimmick response?
>>223995803my dad is nothing like this
>>223995897ok
>>223995897hs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkvhszm_ae4
>>223995897>grow up
leftypol's mum using AI to make posters to protest the new data centre
>>223995897used to be saying anything that Mousey didn't like, but he's dead and gone now so that's patched
>>223995907>>223995908>>223995914this is it. the holy trinity. might have to samefag 3 times and do all three.
>>223995868cool well minus the international aid over the years, that comes to about 20 quid remaining
remember venicelad. student from here who did fuck all work and walked around venice for years living the dream. posted pics here. still jealous of him
>>223995897I accept your concession
The solo from rock bottom by ufo is absurd i nearly crashed my car on the way to work
post here every day and still have no idea who that is nor do i care
going for a poo, see you soon
>>223995948yeah and no one believed him
>>223995868Incredible that people have built entire careers off this phoney nonsense just because the western world is too broken down and limp wristed to tell them to put a sock in it
The Right Honourable DeQuarius JaTavious Williams III
>>223995948venice is tiny how can you spend years walking it
>Salary>Benefits>TravelI get a lot of (You)s when I bring up these topics. They also happen to be 3 things I'm somewhat insecure about.
tbf 90% of conversation about travel is just dick-measuring
SAYHISNAME
>>223996008bradley wolsh
>>223995992it's actually just heathermong and some other neets coping with the fact that they level leave their roomssame as restaurants.
>>223996008Jason Arday?
>>223996008bog sim
just done the posture correction exercises there so i can now sit on my arse all day and undo all the work i just did
>>223995973presumably you walk around the same place more than once
>>223996008Spaino.He won.He f*cking won.
western countries are too bame'd for reparations. it will come from taxes and i doubt the scumbags calling for reparations will want their taxes contributing to it. they could all leave first, then it might be up for consideration
>>223996041Won what? The fat gay incel cup?
>>223996031blud doubling back
Sir Aussie Mong MBE
Toilbergess thinks the crazy mum who killed her kids in America was framed by her husbandWhy do normies have such nutter schizo conspiracies now
had a dream where my dad was like korolev in terms of importance and one night he was urgently summoned to america and then one of his assistants returned and I helped him calibrate some lights on a radio and he wouldn't tell me what's going on and when we drove out there was a giant lovecraftian humanoid figure in the sky (it was like at around the same distance as mars but it was so giant it took up the whole sky) and hundreds of alien ships were blinking in and out of existense too and then we turned into squids flying in space (or rather the illusion faded and I saw our true form, that's how I interpreted it)
sex minimalist me
>>223996056..yh
the gapings will continue until morale improves
Don't know what to have for lunch. Probably just bread
>>223996083Soaking like a mormon?
>>223996073
>>223996104bit of water too
i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work i don't want to go to work
>>223996121you have toyou just have to
>>223996104tuna sandwich
>>223996104skip lunch and enter ketosis
>>223995419youll do nothing
>>223996127n-no...
>>223996082you know none of us know who or what korolev is so this post reads like you had a dream where your dad was a literal who
rorke getting a nice body-high from quavers
i knew who korolev was
kurwa
>>223996173you and he were… buddies werent you?
Went through a weird phase where I thought living anywhere but London was a waste of time/life
reckon korolev was some russian guy
>>223996173yeah well you're a speccy nerd*bins you*
>>223996173Did he have a tight arse then?
so what are we all doing with our free time today?
dunno what to do with meself
pa pa l'americanoooo
>>223996185reckon it was the gay sex parasites controlling your mind
there is no such thing as a part time jobits full time hours with part time compit not right
Need Emma Watson's poo in my mouth.
>>223996185kind of felt the same when i was young actuallynever lived there tho lol
having deja vuAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>223996228mfs will do this and the train journey is Manchester to Stockport
>>223996228we'll take the lot
>>223996239Why do you speak in ebonics?
>>223996257do you feel threatened by his blackness?
>>223996210I think I had/have low testosterone levels which make me attracted to a Sex and the City TikTok lifestyle
some places just smell of piss constantly
>>223996257makes me feel like a big man
>>223996273yeah that's what I said
i dont want to work for bastard toilbergi dont want to go to bloody toilid rather stay at homeand chat with homealonei dont want to go to bloody toil
>>223996275kek thats my incel bedroom
your mum got morning breath
>>223996275yeah like my bathroom and hallway and bedroom and kitchen and living room
What's a box room?
some folk don't dry their clothes right and thus stink of piss
>>22399627535% of all streets in melbournes cbd smell like fresh urine
Shiver me timbers.
lowkey bored of life
>>223996331why did you say this
>>223996284s
corr investments have gone up 0.003% lads
aff oot
Has anyone ever started going to the gym and actually counted the number of sessions or even reps it took for them to see progress? I would like to see a before and after picture that has those details. Also calories.
>>223996343
bo bo rude boy it's a white boy summer
>>223996284done that little slug
>>223996386hope we pay for it too. we deserve any punishment we get for being such a cuck country.
>>223996382*grabs you by the scruff of the neck*not so fast
*heems russia**heems ukraine*
>>223996284Hold on let me check my reasons list....Ok
>>223996413bro literally just wanking to the news
I can't say my opinions on Russia because I'd get banned for disrespecting other cultures
watching films
>>223996386russia will do nothing
>>223996386Why don't we just go in and stop them? I think they just need a good talking to
putin been threatening us for the last decadehas he ever done anything tho?
>British couple on honeymoon killed in helicopter crash on Greek islandnever riding in a helicopter i swear
>>223996465when a plane fails, it turns into a gliderwhen a helicopter fails, it turns into a boulder
>>223996465fuck that and small planes
nibba putin crine wolf lmao
>>223996382ta-ra
>>223996464he killed that spy in salisburyzero evidence that it was actually him but you know
Where did you all rally when /brit/ was down yesterday? I felt lost
catberg licking his vagina
>>223996485s
>>223996431>t.
I bet Emma Watson does some wicked, rancid farts.
>>223996502um??
the itinerary for the autumn travels:>ukraine>palestine>russia>israel
mad how everyone call me the jew because I'm tight, bit rude if you ask me
I'll do nothing
>>223996542dangerous and downright stupid
>>223996518
>>223996542Someone else will do something.
>>223996542me on my week off
Watched a video from this youtuber he was a private military guy for like 10 years but didnt see a single bit of combat, then went to ukraine and finally fought and said yeah thats enough for me and now he just makes drones for the drone operators. Weird way to spend your time like do you want to shoot people or what
>>223996534Iran is also wonderful, you should visit
>>223996464they had ships sailing in international waters but close to british international waters which is essentially a war crime
what should i get from maccies
>>223996549harry kane
a week ago someone said:>dangerous and downright poopid to which someone replied:>might use this line when people have brown poster ids on /bant/brit/ if it ever comes back i was almost able to do this yesterday but the post id wasn't quite brown:(
>>223996557they think itll be more romantic than it is
>>223996587Well he kept going back to various wars just never fighting, weird bloke
>>223996557mad how gay war is now granted its been gay as fuck since like vietnam but it just continues to get gayer and gayer. you dont even just get shot anymore you have to get blown up by temu quadcopters
>>223996542katheem
in the middle of a candlelit shootout
Armpits do be a wee bit stanky
>>223996601Drones are honestly the best thing to happen to war. Dying from one is the absolute gayest, most humiliating way to go. No way anyone would ever want to be caught on camera dying from one.
>>223996586a good thread that
>>223996586you replied to me, I was hoping for a poo ID really but was also sad that I was so close
>>223996586i think this website occupies too much space in your mind
>>223996638you could reply to literally any post in any thread and this would probably be true tbf
Off for a run
>>223996652quit stealin' my moves
>>223996464some monetary penalty down the line, the usual trade deal or sanction after an exchange of big words
POO FUNNY!!
>>223996674ktim
posts made last week it entertaining
Wheres chuddy malone
>>223996674
>>223996570a clue
>>223996695gyaldem freak seeing the word poo: this reminds me of when the gyaldem said poo!
never heard anyone play loud music on a phone in spoons
>>223996721>>223996721>>223996721
if the new is that fucking peter webm again
>>223996570bacon big tasty, large fries, coke zero, smarties mcflurry. you'll be due for a fantastic poo
>>223996720demmie poo funny
