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just left a nigga apoplectic no bap
>>224006169now i have the local h riff in my mind
your dad is a coward
another day another internet outageyou'd think I was living in brazil or something isp needs to give me some money back for these interruptions
kill every therapist
Hans did Amy with his Schwanz 32 years ago.He did all her holes, strangeld her, beat her to death and had a normal life afterwards.Since Hans is 81 years old living in a senior home because he drank himself to a 2 year old toddler status he wont even face prison.what do you think about this case?
>>224006255no worse than what every single refugee has done on their way and after entering your country so idk why its even illegal at this point to begin with
received my eu id card today. feels good
me, highly kafkaesque
received my Saturnian id card today. feels good
more like kakaesque
Please buy English wine
>>224006366this dude was the male equivalent of this picturean absolute normalfag, gigachad even
>>224006255>drank himself stupidWell clearly he lived with his regrets all this time which is punishment enough oder etwas
Saw a large protest for that negro professor in the UK who ACKKKed himself and they actually had the audacity to carry signs saying "White Lies Matter" like that guy wasn't lying like a toddler his whole career
>>224006430>neurotic Jewish rat vampire looking mfer was a gigachadLet's not get too ahead of ourselves here
night shift workers are useless cunts no matter where you go
I'm depressed and burned out I'm tired of being relied on by people. My phone constantly blowing up from this person or that person needing something. One guy called me like 7 times in a row. I'm not answering today. I'm not replying. I'm not going outside. I'm sitting here on my bed and watching let's play videos on YouTube and drinking water that's it.
>>224006513Nah brother come fix my toilet nigga
>>224006513You do you
Everybody shake your derriere
^faggot
>>224006564no
>>224006573Way too many of those in /cum/ recently
>>224006386
>>224006487he was engaged 3 times and had affairs with no less than 5 different women, including one who was married
https://youtu.be/TnlPtaPxXfcthread theme
>>224006547That reminds me of San Andreas at the beginning of the game when that guy has the crackhead slave and says "go make that mother fuckin toilet sparkle!"
are we ever going to talk about how japs have been hyping up tsunamis as unstoppable forces of destruction but in reality 999/1000 times they're nothingburgers you can swim through and since they're caused by earthquakes you can tell one is coming from like a week away
>>224006564
>>224006457the fuck are the protesting? him killing himself?
>>224006430he was a mentalcel. it never began for him
>>224006547Lmao>>224006553Put my phone on do not disturb.
>>224006604That's true for basically every type of natural disaster. Tiny earthquakes happen constantly nonstop, and small fires, dust devils etc
that rain sure is pouring down floridians
>>224006457They legitimately don't see it as a matter of truths and lies. They believe the narrative is more important than the truth because overcoming systemic racism can't be done if you only consider things objectively. Yes this is actually what they believe
>>224006593>engaged 3 times>upper middle class jew family in early 1900s pragueThat's not even an argument. As for the affairs idk but I'll take your word for it.
>>224006573>>224006577>>224006623Whoop there it is Whoop there it is
>NOOOOOOOOOOO>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE GUY I LOOK UP TO FROM HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO WASNT A MEGA-CHAD>HE WAS ACTUALLY A MENTALCEL JUST VIBEMAXXING >HES JUST LIKE ME!!!!!
>>224006624White supremacy lynched him o algo
>>224006648yeah but nobody acts like a hurricane is apocalyptic.
>>224006709And certainly not dust devilsHas there ever even been a single fatality from one
>>224006604the lack of perspective you zoomers have on just how good life is in current year is mind boggling
>>224006679Very well put and true. You'll occasionally even see them saying empiricism and objectivity themselves are flawed and racist. A lot of rightoids still don't even realize this yet.
>>224006729I'm saying they're smaller versions of something more serious
>>224006684your mom when i pull my cock out
>>224006604This is common though, like how Europeans will have non-stop media coverage and deaths reported for a "heat wave" that is the norm in the US.
>>224006740what in the fuck could you possibly mean by this unc
>>224006803He was just thinking about that and wanted to say it so he replied to you
>>224006803unc's gone senile
How am I supposed to "go out" like normies?>RestaurantsOverpriced and I don't like the experience over cooking for myself>BarsI don't drink>ShoppingConsumerism. I have what I need>Movie theaterWorse experience than watching at home>ConcertNot into music that much>MuseumsI've been to every local one already
I want to go to a feast.
>>224006803Being able to communicate that there was an earthquake on another continent before a tsunami hit is a relatively new thing and being able to track an earth quake that happened in some remote place and communicate and predict where a tsumami will hit is an even more recent thingFor the majority of human existence tsunamis were a thing that just showed up with no warning outside of an ominous receding tide and this is true for most natural disasters. The fact that your entire generation has absolutely no concept of this is mind boggling to me and it makes sense why a lot of you think your lives are so awful because you very clearly lack the relative perspective to understand just how good life actually is now
>>224006878My butthole is a feast
>>224006877i don't care. that's your problem
>>224006878Medieval times is calling you
>>224006920I went here for graduation 17 years ago and it was one of the best experiences going out in my entire life
>>224006877Even normies now complain about the prices of going to bars, restaurants, and so forth
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>>224006877either you get it or you don'tyou don'tthat's that find something else in life that you enjoy doing alone because that's how you're going to spend most of your free time
so it seems that /cum/ is occupied territory of Big Wave shills. well im on to you fuckers and im going to blow your whole scheme wide open
>>224007004>find something else in life that you enjoy doing alone because that's how you're going to spend most of your free timeThat's what I do already, but normies talk about "going out" as if it's the peak of the human experience when it really just seems to be consumption
Some of you are forgetting the teachings of the Chuddha. Nothing ever happens.
women having sex with me, they need to
Being an adult fucking sucks
>>224007021Let me blow your throat wide open with my cum
>>224007021big wave generalalways has been always will be
>>224007089or maybe you just suck at it
>>224007089it's pretty comfy if you're not finacially retarded and don't have too many social obligations
>>224007089>>224006594
>>224007082Yoda off them swamp gasses
im crying
>>224007197always nice to have a good cry
I hate Jeremy Clarkson with a passion
>>224007197Why? You a woman?
Dubs and I buy more beer
>>224007089>Being a MALE adult fucking sucksWomen get all the perks of adulthood and none of the responsibilities
dubs and that anon never drinks again
Singles and I buy a six pack of shock top
Did your dad make you call him "sir" when you were growing up? Seems like quite a yank thing to do, but maybe I'm just believing Hollywood lies
>>224007318do it anyway
>>224007373Military dads tend to do that shit
My whole life I never felt any attraction to white girls but a switch flipped in my brain recently and I'm really, really into white women now. I'm sorry but I can't help it. It's insane all at once I find them so hot it's mind blowing. I'm team white women and I can't deny it
>>224007373My dad just made me call him "dad"
Uhhhhh reroll
>>224007373yeah he did and we only ever shook hands. does that bother you or strike you as weird?
>>224007373Yeah, and I had to greet him with a salute and stand at parade rest when he spoke to me unless he told me otherwise
>>224005814alri
Would everybody at your high school go to watch the school's football or basketball games? Were the school athletes minor celebrities in your town? In the UK nobody gives a shit if you're in the team, and you're lucky if two people (usually a couple of dads) show up to watch the match
>>224007432>"At ease young hoo-ah" said my father
>>224007455nonoany more stupid questions?
Time for a lil bit of a nap methinkests
>>224007119Yes! Yes I suck at it a lot.>>224007149I am literally both of those things. Money burns a hole in my pocket. I can't hold onto money at all. Only time I was okay was when I had a job that paid so much I couldn't spend it fast enough. But then I quit because I'm a retard and bad at being an adult and now I'm broke as fuck all the time and stressed out about money.>>224007169Watching this link now >>224007338Yeah true point anon. Women have it much easier although they can still face difficulties too. Mostly their problems come from themselves and their internal state. If they have even a bit of smarts they will leverage the fact that they have a vagina to live on easy mode and never have to lift a finger. They always have a never-ending army of beta simps to fall back on. I saw a very good looking homeless woman a while back and all I could think of is how insane and insufferable she has to be to have ended up homeless despite being a solid 7.5/10 in looks.
>>224007455Our team sucked so nobody went to watch but some high schools had prestigious teams that got scouted regularly so people went to see those. From what I've seen of the USA it is a lot more common for high school sports to be taken seriously there.
>>224007455Football, baseball, wrestling, and women's volleyball always had big crowds at my school. Basketball, not so much
average lunch for a raped slave like myself
>>224007544Needs butter
>>224007544Have you considered cooking it?
>>224007556I don't deserve it
>>224007556*butler
my wife is spending my money faster than i can earn it
trannies arent women
>>224007618divorce her
Stop acting like you're back on the freaking block and sit up straight
>>224007455>Would everybody at your high school go to watch the school's football or basketball games?Maybe not *everybody*, but yeah a lot of people did including teachers. They were seen as this huge important events in the community.>Were the school athletes minor celebrities in your townYes absolutely and tbqh it kind of fucked a lot of the athletes over. Because they peaked there. Many couldn't adjust to growing up and not being treated as special anymore. I imagine it was hard not having it go to their head when everyone treated them like Gods then suddenly being just a regular nobody like everyone else. The ones who didn't make it to college or professional teams some spiraled hard and never really recovered.Napoleon Dynamite the uncle is basically based on this exact dynamic. I'm in the deep south for reference
we tried capitalism, it failed
just heard a smoke alarm beep
>be me>Never been to an olympics, now finally they are doing in one in my backyard (I live in San Diego)>Timeslot finally open for olympics ticket lottery>Ready and login immediately>Literally every kino or even not boring event is gone for basically every sport>Every non trash sport doesn't have an event available>Available tickets either require you to be a millionaire to purchase, or disabledFuck LA and Fuck the olympics. Is this what it's like for Euros and South Americans when you guys tried to go to the olympics or is the USA especially screwing over regular Americans again?What really pisses me off is, if I'd been born a couple years later I would be able to be in the fucking olympic village as staff. I'd also be attending classes with Alysa. FmlMore of a /sp/ post but I didn't want to create a new thread
>>224007782try harder retard
>>224007782That is such a South American thing to say
>>224007243tell me you're not white without telling me
>>224007544Veggies look like cereal in thumbnail
I have two bug bites near my crotch
>>224007856he's anti-american you miserable cuck
I heard there was lore behind this place.. any of you guys been?
https://youtu.be/tycaIgMfKy8https://youtu.be/tycaIgMfKy8https://youtu.be/tycaIgMfKy8
>>224007856nah, he's definitely white, because I have no idea who Jeremy Clarkson even is.
>>224007951
>>224007920Is that one of those places that takes in autistics and strap them down to chairs and what not?
>>224007920It looks comfy though what
>>224007997Yes>>224008086It is a troubled teen center that basically is in the process of getting their license suspended for years of child abuse
Domestic abusers are never single you ever notice that?
>>224008124Probably because they fuck good or sum
>>224008152yeah they are good at sex
the sun just went behind the clouds to hide his face and cry
>>224007920Could you buy it and live in it like a mansion
>>224008124Women love excitement and drama. Abusers make them wet. Look at the most popular porn women watch. It's all them being raped, beat, etc. 99.9999999% of women constantly fantasize about being abused, beaten, choked, dominated, and even murdered. They love criminals. You already know all this, though.
>>224008211I'm pretty sure that shit would like be haunted or some shit. You are better off buying a crack mansion in New Orleans
>>224008124even as a kid I thought the phenomenon of persistent abusive relationships was absurd.women are retarded, that's the only logical conclusion one can come to.
trans redguards have one simple message: stop killing us
>>224008264Skyrim belongs to the Nords!Never should of come here!
bugs will just walk in any direction
>>224008492same with my cat
>>224008516post catstein
I want to cry LOL
>>224006430>normalfag>gigachadDo you know what a logical contradiction is? Or what doublethink means?
>>224008738made a thread
>>224008230This is one of those things people will assume is chud or incel propaganda but its simply 100% true and you will see it many times in your life.
I get inordinately upset when I see fat gray-haired boomers in leather riding harleys who think they're cool. I can't wait for harley to go bankrupt because young people know how gay they are
I have roastie fatigue
>>224006255As bad as that sounds, I think your comments such as yours from other nationalities saying whatever, has nothing to do with this /cum/ thread and should therefore be reported as off-topic.
Cranking my hog
>>224008809Tough but fair. Janny, please permaban FK
>>224008864Hopefully you're thinking of me
As an adult, I always called my dad Pop
>>224008939he's thinking of me
Did your elementary school library have this book? I remember it was popular with my classmate because its themes were so mature and it had a form that was unique to us at the time. Thinking back, I'm surprised it was allowed at all, given that I live in such a conservative area.>Crank is a 2004 young adult novel in verse by Ellen Hopkins. It is loosely based on the real-life crystal methamphetamine addiction of the author’s daughter.
I've always defeated my sister. But now that we're grown and reaching middle age we get along better
bich nga spa and nails
>>224009004*Detested
>>224009004me and your sister always got along ;)
>>224009046If you could see her you'd know that's the exact opposite of a burn and is, in fact, a self-own.
>>224009097i see her every night buddy
when will it get better?
The hog is officially cranked. I really had to gut it out there in the end, but I got it done
Drinking a probiotic to promote gut health
>>224009143Then you're a brave man because she looks like a Snorlax with a wig on
i gotta go to walmart
>>224009314She's BEAUTIFUL
>>224009280tell me something i dont know
On the gym
>>224008980>Thinking back, I'm surprised it was allowed at allThe thing about books is nobody actually reads them so unless someone tells people it won't be banned.
got warned award
i start having a headache while i'm still drunk
>>224009399For what? Our new janny friend sure loves warning people.
Holy shit! Someone came up with a new XP farm in Minecraft that doesn't use armadillos
>>224009280has she gotten laid more than younot throwing shade, genuine sociological question
Coronas smell like weed
So tired like damn
I'm starting to think that Slavs are the worst people in the world, especially when you consider that Ashkenazim have significant Slavic ancestry
>>224009575You ever think about how they were these literally who tiny insignificant tribes then very quickly became the dominant population in Eastern Europe and the Balkan?
>>224009433something like >>>/v/745605062
>>224009575have you met a dominican?
3 more hours until home time :(
>>224009668Well that's true, the janny cannot ban truth.
That zesty negro low key spits though
>>224009511so does Heineken.
>>224009511>Coronas smellNeed dat
having a strong stomach is a superpower
>>224009673they like to pick fights.
I like Dominicans because they hate blahpipo and Haitians especially
>>224009399SameI got warned for posting that dancing Mexican boy last night
>>224009933they're more annoying and lazier than both. you've never even met one so stfu dumbass
>>224009933Everyone hates Haitians
Dominicans are just Hispanic Hiatians
>>224009933Nigga can't hunt goose in peace anymore
>>224009975Haitians in America are better than both black americans and dominicans. I work at a job that has all three. not to say that haitians are great people
>>224009970Every Canadian has been to the DR and Cuba on vacation blacknigga>>224009975Leftoids and American blacks glaze the hell out of Haitians because they killed their slave masters epic style (they have lived in poverty and abject squalor ever since)
>>224009975I knew a hatian kid in highschool who was very pleasant. Also may have been autistic. Didn't like how he would show off to girls by speaking french
why is this man so mad about dominicans
>>224009933Dominicans are blaxicans how can they hate blacks?
>>224006513What let's plays are you watching? Oneyplays? Northernlion?
There are now more women than men in the workplace. It is projected to only grow. What will this mean for us working men?
>>224010039because i've known many and hated them all with a passion . you've never even met a single one
>>224010039because dominicans won't dominate him in bed
>>224010028>Didn't like how he would show off to girls by speaking frenchHating ass nigga
>>224010099yea u right
>>224010083i've met every dominican in the world
doing some cheeky reading
>>224010113because your mom has
>>224010020What about Jamaicans
>>224009933>Hominid
>>224010024>Every Canadian has been to the DR and Cuba on vacationThis is actually trueWhy is that
>>224010127they're moody cunts. better than AAs and dominicans but worse than haitians
>>224010114Watcha readin
>>224010082It means big things for us neet chads
>>224010156Ridiculously cheap all-inclusives, you can go on vacation for a week for like $900 including the flight.
>>224010176plus they show up to work high half of the time
>>224009581haha lol
>>224010203The kind of women filling up white collar jobs want to be DINKs (double income, no kids). That is so as to say, workplace relationships will go up, for better and for worse. I don't know if it will necessarily help neetGODS.
life finds a way (to rape me)
>>224009581Uomo Sapiens were the Jews of the Hominids
>a single second of the Sun's energy could power Earth for 500,000 yearsWhy do you still deny the existence of Allah?
>>224010315Right thoughts right words right actions
Suspect is heading north on dr chud avenue over
>>224010260There's not enough men, they WILL have to settle for a house husband
I no black papi I dominican
finna attach my capo to my nipple while a jerk off
>>224010195pic related, I finished Goldsworthy's "Fall of the West" and this was the next logical step
>>224010315Say wallahi bro say wallahi
>>224010315WHY DOES GOD DENY ME PUSSY ON MY COCK
>>224010363I leave mine on my nuts
>Duck penises are serpentine and barbed and cause the female intense pain, they're barbed because duck copulation consists of rape in 100% of cases as the females fear painful sex but are nonetheless raped by many male ducks during mating season, the barbs in their penises staking a claim in the females vagina to implant their seed deeper than all the other rapistsWhy do you still say God isn't real?
people at my nearest intersection drive like shiti heard laser pointers are very annoying for pilotsthoughts on giving nearby drivers a little flash when they don't drive properly?
>>224010365Okay I'm about to read Christine by Stephen King :D
Just fucking kill me. trust me I won't be that mad
>>224010384Roaches like that don't exist in North America, those are like Thirdie roaches from Africa and the Middle East. We have the disgusting unnerving ones
>>224010365Rome died with that dude that splintered the empire, Constantine I think, anything after is irrelevant
Don't be doing that
kind of interesting how Canadians are the dumbest posters here
>>224010467They are very smart engineers saar
>>224010452>guy who reunited the Empire splintered itYou should probably learn some more lil brown nigga
>>224010467We have one anon who raises the average
Why it look like siesta time
>>224010534effortleaf hasn't been here in a while
>>224010559>effortleaf is the polymathThat cannot be right
https://youtu.be/yxbbfykgKyk?si=8djP3893GoshuzOqI can't stop quoting this shit"First a slightly GAY man..." "Is that Asteroids y'all playing? Try usin the red button to shoot" "You can get enough of a bitches titties" "See, ingot this THANG for wood" "My shits harder when it's pissed on"
I deserve a beautiful first worlder gf
>>224010507he reunited it only to have it broken up again amongst his retarded sons who still couldn't escape the infighting that had plagued it for the better part of the past two centuries
wonder what my BAC is. wish i had a breathalyzer
>>224010588would you settle for a middle economy gf who's not that pretty but smells nice
I gotta have some sort of disease or something, it isn't possible for someone to be so tired without some deficiency or something
>>224010467
here i am trying to deliberate and none of you are providing input
>>224010673What's the problem, junior? I'll set you straight
>>224010600Regardless, the dividing of the Empire in half allowed the Byzantine side to last significantly longer. The Western half was already suffering from long term structural damage since the Crisis of the Third Century.
This bookstore refused to buy my books because one of them had some pornographic comics in them. apparently they're a christian bookstore.
I have some jagermeister. any good cocktails with jagermeister?
>>224010711my post >>224010411
>>224010752>JaggermeisterYeah. Pour one glass of jagerThrow it outGet some rum and coke
>>224010778basic bitch. kill yourself
>>224010766That's what headlights are for. I'm in southern California so using your horn can be a death sentence so I just flash my hi beams at niggas driving dumb
>>224010799I'm not the nigga tryna make cocktails out of vomit juice.
anyone else work in an amazon warehouse
se acabo
>could be a death sentenceRemember this moronhttps://youtu.be/saQ72NZtrS0?si=o1z79oTVAkr88ri5
>>224010839you're not a "nigga". you're a wigger bitch that still has the taste of a fratboy
>>224010842I keep seeing videos of this on my social media feed and everyone working there is a black or brown zoomer
>>224010808i'm also in southern californiaunfortunately, with the last driver, they t-boned me; and i wasn't in a carthe problem is the traffic signal gives green even when the cross signal is active, so they just see green and go without looking
>>224010934pretty much true. 10-20% of the staff is white. mostly in management or problem solve
>>224010909>fratboyDumb fuck, you don't get more fratboy than Jager. Nobody over 25 drinks that shit
>>224010649That's you?
finna eat
cute optometrist said i had the best pupil reaction of the day. she definitely wanted me
>>224010994When I went to the dentist and got X-rays, the girl told me my teeth have long roots, the longest she's seen
>>224010975Also, if the posters are to be believed, there is an extremely high turnover of warehouse workers and the lower tier staff exist in a highschool like environment.
Watching the shards. Do not recommend it
>>224010978clueless retard. rum and coke only sounds good to 12 year olds who think they're pirates
>>224011090I don't think pirates drank coca cola
>>224011089Looks like a foid show to me
>>224011090Rum and coke is a perfectly viable drink for those who aren't tryhards trying to be fancy about what poison they drinkLike it's all going to the same place anyways why not drink something actually enjoyable
NEW >>224010957
>>224011118If they did they would have
>>224011083i wouldn't know. I don't interact that much with my coworkers
>>224011144That's not how this works at ALL, Amalpreet Waaaaaaaay too early
>282 posts>new
>Hella early >No previous>No edition
what are we even arguing aboutLet's just all be friends
>>224011217NO.
Wish people would at least skim threads before begging the op for attention, asking questions nine other people already asked that got answered if you scrolled down a tiny bit
>>224011119Do foids like True Detective meets 90210?
>>224011139you just admitted you have no class and no taste
>>224011217Too many indians and jews in this general for positive vibes and friendship to work
>287 posts>new
>>224011238I've done this and I don't care
>>224011251No, I admitted I'm not a tryhard attempting to be special like you are. You reek of effort
https://youtu.be/Zx6s-OnFwG8https://youtu.be/Zx6s-OnFwG8https://youtu.be/Zx6s-OnFwG8
>>224011249>True DetectiveIt's been too long I can't remember about this, I only remember redditors and /tv/ liking it. 90210 is definitely 100% pvre foidium.
i have NEVER seen anyone doing the 35kilo curls like I do
>>224011307Girl we don't speak kilos
>>224011144toom 6 mins to get to 300 replies
Someone needs to 86 this fucking Brazilian.
>>224011318That's like 70lbs or something idk
>>224011283rum and coke is the most childish drink possible. you want to get drunk quickly but you're afraid of the taste of alcohol so you add coca cola. you're not the salt of the earth you're just a gutless faggit
Does anyone want to cuddle a bit? No gay shit
Someone needs to 69 this Brazilian (me)
>>224011352>never speaks Portuguese>exclusively talks in English about North American things>almost never posts imagesThis nigga ain't even a huehue
i seen em
>>224011369That sounds like something a tattooed guy with a waxed beard would write if he was also an angry virgin
NEW>>224011393
>>224011410I accept your concession
