every day we above ground is a good day edition
1st
>>224007633Wish this nigga would kill himself
no but seriously black men are sexy
every day a bonus x
hate ssm so much it's unreal
Every day without Jason Arday is a blessing
sup mouldie
>>224007633Not even joking if I saw any of you freaks making transphobic comments towards are employed women I would fucking batter you in real life - of course all you smelly incels can do is say it online.Anyways lass how are you doing? Shifts still getting more demanding?
>>224007673This is just a list of shit that narcissists do, because the person behind the persona is a narcissist
know a bloke from switzerland but he chooses to live in the uk. what the fuck
>>224007633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vAgERNLd0the new uploaf btw
>>224007690not him
>>224007689screme
minato aqua sex arse
can you get benefits in your country for having bullshit diseases like depression and anxiety
>>224007732yes
https://youtu.be/mXxr58D-WiM?si=lsobnayO6hyhxMTr
https://x.com/Arteryclips/status/2089464535950213408W ClavFuck these foids cuh
>>224007732yeah easily
>>224007735hollee shiit
>>224007732Yes but not extra money like the thread retards get. Like SSM or helperfaggot
if the next gta map will be another fucking island in the middle of an ocean I'll do nothing but I'd be very angry and disappointed
Clavicular was left COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS after she said this to him Bro genuinely did NOT know how to respond
in the opening of othello there is literally a moment where people troll a nobleman by shouting near his house that his daughter is a coalburner lol
poo seals rude cousin
>>224007769if it isnt an island then they need a stupid wall you cant run past or they need to build the whole world
>>224007769did you expect a map the size of the russian federation or what
>>224007673bizarre how you've been spamming this ever since it was created except on the fucking day diego was here you gimp
>>224007732yeah it's open to every kind of abuse right now, can't see PIP and UC lasting more than 5 or 6 years in its current form. My entire extended family is on £700 a month PIP £800-1500 housing costs paid, £400 a month in basic UC + £350 for the UC disability payment.genuinely ashamed of my genetic line
>>224007775she said poo seal
>>224007690Are you okay mate? What's this all about?
>>224007778coalburning is frowned upon in my country as well
>>224007775ktim every time a woman talks to me
screame
>>224007816are you also ok?
Playing Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days - verdict: Kino
tbf he did make fun of her appearance for no reason so she had every right to do that
archons archons everywhere oh baby help me
anyone playing that mortal shell game
>>224007808been on anti-depressants for like 10 years but also been working that entire timewonder can i get pip for a bit before they pull the rug under it
>>224007816This is how betas or creeps text women they like lol
>>224007816this is boringpost your ai arguments again
>>224007808god that's such bullshit. im jealous.do they even audit people
my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds,i'd like to fuck iggle piggle, for sure
>>224007722ok>>224007816just saying hi
>>224007870
new year new me
look what theyve done to rorke
>>224007892that not rorkex
>>224007848That has nothing to do with me so I don't know why you're asking
>>224007892Is this your fetish
fuck it im gonna get a cupple ales from t' shop
sir james o brien
let's all post secrets about ourselves and them delete them
>>224007912a likely story
>>224007892they'd be going through all the different fetishes to try kill be then they'd get to SPH and i'd die instantly
>>224007868Every now and again, but you wont get the money back because the fraudsters have nothing but the stolen money (now exchanged for fags and crushed velvet sofas) so theyll just be knocked down to a lower rate
reading jason ardays PhD thesis
'sup cordy' is genuinely funny tbf
What's SPH fetish
what kind of benefits is mousenonce on
>>224007921you you shut up
>>224007921deleted posts go in the archive :)
>>224007784magine that tongue(on a whim) entering your anus and stretching it real wide
>>224007953Being jealous of mousey is mental. His life sucks
>>224007921last video i wanked to was vanessa blake and dredd
>>224007926I don't even know what mouldie and ghostie mean other than that some of you are clearly mentally ill as fuck. Very obsessed with gimmicks and personas and so on
my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds,i'd like to vote in an enoch, for rorke
>>224007949Small penis humiliation
>>224007956he's strangeis he in pain? does he sit like that because he has some kind of painful problem?
fuck me hard
>>224007859well done you have irreversible brain damage
>>224007956that's a human disguised as a cat
>>224007979What that
>>224007953Think just universal creditHe’s probably not actually diagnosed with anything which you need to be to claim PIPPlus he’s literally always skint
>>224007970looking forward to pulling my knob off to dredd x morgpie
>>224007971a likely story
>>224007984Hi
>>224007989all cats
>>224007968he gets free money for nothing and he owns all of his time. that's something to be jealous of. the fact that he can't use it properly is his own personal problem
>>224007976yes they do :)
every council estate should be demolished
>>224007996An Avengers level cultural moment
Yeees :) it was
>>224007993could I get pip for mental health if it stops me working
>>224008014prove it
>my secret is that I haven't paid my electricity bill in several months>deletes itlook at mr big bollocks over here
been farting a lot due to all the reconstituted eggs and venti protein matcha latte
>>224007953just UC so about £400 a monthhe probably qualifies for more support but he's sanctioned likely due to not turning up to appointments
just seen LORD SWASTIKA buying mince in chessington
slovenia looks nice
>>224008016big fat bastard cat
>>224008016fat bastard
>>224007968>sucksFOY
>>224007970you forgot to delete>>224008030the game was that we would delete them
Do chastity cages feel like a tight pussy
>>224008038dear god no... oh god... no no no...
>>224008016screaming at this fat bastard
>>224008057erm
>>224008025The PIP assessment asks about stuff like if you can eat and drink without being reminded to, if you can use the bathroom alone, if you need mobility aids and shitYou’re unironically not likely to get it unless it’s crippling
>>224008053sucks is a good word
epic oldfag memes
>>224008080just lie lol
>>224008029https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224007633/#q224007976
mental how someone itt has a chastity cage on...
>>224007949It's where someone (usually a woman) mocks a man's small penis. It is heavily linked to the femdom fetish. A few posters here have that fetish.
>>224008094you added that on there
>>224008108Hi
got anxiety from work so im on the booze again
got dredd on
>>224008080you're supposed to write it based on your worst day . thats everyone can get it even if they can walk and piss and add and subtract
>>224008110corrr don't get me all horny lad please
reckon garyeats just has grim porn on his computer but greeno has stuff on harddrives that should see him in prison
screaming at this
watching the 'sier
>>224008080ok, I don't go outside or use the phone unless I have to, I guess that doesn't count
>>224008044going there in october
>>224008092As part of the assessment they come to your houseAnd you also have to go to court and appeal it if they deny your claim lol
>>224008038looks like they're in for jot only a world of adventures, but a world of pain...
>>224008140Moved on from thinking about black unprompted cock have we
mega city one, big tune
>>224008155no they don't. i know loads of people on pip and they just lie.
>>224008128i'm going to eat some cheese to avoid thinking about toil
did nothing at work all day award
royal mail is quite good now, im surprised. but i did pay for tracked delivery
did nothing at home all day award
>>224008192get on the booze mate
wish i could move into a canal boat
>>224008212more like royal fail aha
anime girls with big boobs
>>224008208toilberg sent me with something at huge urgency if i could get it done and didnt speak to me all daydid it on copilot in 30 minutes and watched american police interrogations on youtube the rest of the day
>>224008234grow up
>>224008188Lunar city seven, yes sir I've been around
cheers bossman
the IRA really did you fellas in, huh
>>224008244True
reading an interview with my animus which is making me quite anxious
Got a boring job but I just get DeepSeek to do it all for me
>>224008258>toilberg sent me with something at huge urgency if i could get it donesaaaar
the housing credit is the craziest part to me
bit of a 17th century farmer I am haha
>>224008233bet you'd prefer an anal boat (gay)
getting a job was genuinely without exaggeration the worst decision i ever made
going to smoke a cigarette infused with peppermint oil and stare out the window
>>224008244what if both
>>224008301why
>>224008301alri morrissey
half of the benefits money probably goes to their weed dealer anyway
DeepSikh
>>224008297i would not
>>224008295seriously doubt this is accurate
>>224008274they achieved literally nothing other than murdering a lot of catholics and some protestants. ireland is still partitioned. foreigners are retards
>>224008295where did they get all those calories from
>>224008327it's from the FT
>>224008323good one
>>224008295don't believe any of this
leftypol feeding his cat so much that it becomes obese and has a heart attack. he did it out of kindness.rorke carefully balancing catbergs meals by counting calories and micronutrients and weighing it every week. because he's evil.
just started a gym membership in the hope that i run into a woman and we have it off int he changing room
in my life why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye
>>224008319work makes you miserable irritable wrecks your body and takes over your entire life
>>224008291Being homeless and on benefits is pointless. You're forgetting the point of it is to get them into work
>>224008291They’ll only pay up to £850 a monthAnd you don’t ever see that money it’s all direct debited right into the land barons account
>>224008301same but my parents forced me to. i knew it was a bad idea. wish we had a welfare state here
>>224008347gyms are full of you know whats nowadaysno women in there
don't see much of the threadmeister, lord swastika, blackness poster, nor several other former stalwarts of /brit/ these days, do you
>>224008342from the FT mate, if you hadn't heard
>>224008367due to woke
>>224008367Mousey solved this
wheres the number wizard
>>224008351better than rotting at home doing nothing
>>224008354Good job my rent is 550 a month
>>224008352aren't they basically allowed to refuse any job they find inconvenient? that's what i got from watching this old BBC show
might start writing with a parker pen again
diary of a 22 year old virgin
>>224008357lol how can your parents force you to get a job when it's impossible to get onethe fuck are they gonna do
>>224008334do you think the ira started in the 70’s?
benefits in the uk are a jokedisability is a bit different but no one in /brit/ would get on disability
the video leaks of gta look pretty good>ñ
>>224008367Thready unironically got got his self sorted and now writing trivia for The Chase, told us on Skribblio
>>224008421they kicked me out? I work in an amazon warehouse and live in with black roommates now
it's white... it's spherical... it has dimples...but most importantly...it's being sucked
>>224008431ragebait
>>224008363gays or muslims?
might start wanking with a parker pen again
love a cherry tom
>>224008448gp
>>224008447they kicked you out? lol born into a pit of crocodilessome parents are fucking shit
>>224008431nothing paedo about it
>>224008434Why do you say thatI'm on long term disability on account of being a schizo
lads the king just died
>>224008431clownworld logic
is threadmeiater really writing for the chase now?
>>224008448My balls
>>224008485rip old sausage fingers
RIP HRH
>>224008485mate
that trend where they show off their fit mums
>>224008469>>224008455>>224008488you're all SICK
>>224008485good
>>224008472simply shan't believe you unless i see your timestamped pip
>>224008448my arse?
>>224008467yep. they essentially raised me into the lazy useless cunt that i am and threw me out. bunch of retards
FINALLY some good news for this miserable shithole of a country.
>>224008488engagement ragebait
>>224008524fuck man sounds like shitsome people just should not be parents
>>224008489Yep told us on skribblio few months back that he was not able to come to the thread any more because he was writing for The Chase.
leftypol still mourns the deletion of r/BlackMyDaughter
YouTube giving me baby/family ads, basically gaslighting me. Imagine if it was the gaslight from last year. I wouldn't care Trying to find a gf but these ads are nice but bullying
>>224008510you don't based on what you have in commonunless you're a battyboi
>>224008528should've worked it into the bit the lazy prat
>>224008552what's she doing that for then
woman fiddling with her fanny
>>224008552what's she watching
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QXv1OsN0GLcthe british lower classes are like africans with pale skin
>>224008552my willys gone all big now
>>224008552she watching asian men beat up brit boys
>A young British couple and their pilot were killed in a helicopter crash on the Greek island of Sifnos on Monday, Greek police have said.>They have been named as newlyweds Alexander Cromie and Marie Ebert, who were in Greece on their honeymoon.
>>224008576she's listening to my mixtape
>>224008552is she reading /brit/?
>>224008545you said it. just be thankful you can get substantial benefits
>>224008576some classic avgn
>>224008576ian wright short shorts compilation and thinking of his chocolate whopper flopping about in them
>>224008552filmed by spiderman
>>224008602s
>>224008576ruby granger morning routines
rorke standing in a field in a suit
>>224008582this is why i think you have to be very sheltered to be bigotedalways been more wary around scumbag brits than around any other group
yeezus is the best ye album and it’s not even close
he spent all day thinking up these dire samefag joke replies what a life
>>224008621still in his school uniform
really i wonder is this all material
>>224008595benefits system here isn't great, it does fuck all for neets and everything for forun brownsjust thankful my parents let me rot in their house and pay for my food
>>224008650s
Going to play one of those android apps that give you money for watching ads
>all anti-brit posts on this site are from troons seething about Rowling and terf islandRemember this
incredibly unfunny thread lads keep it up
right im off to the archive anyone want owt?
>>224008673/brit/ isn't your personal jester
Can't decide whether to shag my wife or have a wank
>>224008673brit was good just after it came back yesterday when all the dickheads werent here
>>224008670The people saying women are made for BBC are white obese women with blue hair in wheelchairs
>>224008670wdym anti-brit
>>224008673virgin freaks replying with "s" to every unfunny jokeproper begging it
the image that broke brit
the cronem are driving with focus on do not disturb x
consider the little tern
>>224008705did it really
>>224008695I don't know who does that but I can't imagine it's white obese women with blue hair in wheelchairs
>>224008074dont scream at the cat asshole
hello earthlings
>>224008705don’t know who they are x
>>224008713i will consider it
>>224008719It's them saying "kill all white people" and pushing interracial sex
People should get benefits for being lonely
>>224008739I don't think that's happening
You don’t see white dogshit these days
Right then what match am I watching
>>224008713won't consider it at all
you wanna fuck with a doped up smoked up woked up mutherfucka like me?
>>224008753Liar
thinking about gfs mums arse again
problem is women in this country don't act lady-like at all they're really cringe and annoying and their looks just don't make up for it ffs
>>224008759Fenerbahce v Lyon I reckon
>>224008775get better
>>224008776get it blacked
And they're all left wing authoritarian
listening to some good or dare i say excellent edm trap
gen alpha can't readwe're f**ked
>>224008700anti-brits are anti-anti-anti-brits
Why do the working class think being loud makes you funny
>>224008749should be a club you're forced to go to
>>224008510seething jealous nigga
Chicken Tikka for dinner and lunch and dinner with you in the morning
shit a nigga like me jus gon fuck yo bitch in the back quick like a muthafucka and then leave her stuffed for you to find when yo get back home
If you don't want it to be one demographic then overall it's nonwhites and jeetsOr da joos
mental that some lads grew up with objectively fit mums
>>224008815i'm brit's strongest soldier let me at them
>>224007633Look at him. I just want to kick his face in and as he thinks he is going to pass out from the stomping, his teeth drop into his larynx actually causing him to choke.
>>224008816timid little middle class man
>>224008816If you don't understand that loud equals funny then you don't understand artOr if you like art then you don't get comedy
GTAV leaked and it's shite LOOOOL
/brit/bbc racismincelstrannies
>>224008851always felt bad for them and for guys who grew up with a hot sister. they'd have to constantly defend their honor against a group of horny teenage boys
>>224008835Posting about interracial sex
>>224008016Humiliation ritual
any reprehensible pig man in?
>>224008874leaked?It's 15 year old game
>>224008891incels trannies are same thing
>>224008874blud posting from 2013
I seen shit n y'all muthafuckas don't even knowy'all can't imagine summa da shit bin thru
>>224008816Cos usually people are quiet or normal volume lol. And if you want that... Join a library, not the KSI Army
>>224008908well that's not right
>>224008910baited for this exact reply
>>224008938it really is though isn’t it
breastserr cancer
>>224008941baited for this exact reply
>>224008966
planning a 22:30 cup of tea if anyone is interested
Broadly, a child is regarded as ‘legitimate’ if its parents were legally married at the time of its birth.A child born outside of wedlock is ‘illegitimate’ at its birth. Such a child may later be ‘legitimated’ if his mother and father marry.Bear in mind that the terms ‘legitimate’ and ‘illegitimate’ are legal ones and are used here in this context. However, you should be very sensitive in using them in discussions with individuals, as in some circumstances they may be perceived as pejorative.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>224008966:) boobies
>>224008956no, tons of them are fucking each other
>>224008966good…bad
W India
rape
>>224008977baited for this exact reply
>>224008977youve done me
L India
>>224009006baited for this exact reply
>>224008990right but that’s just gay sex isn’t it
r
>>224009038>>224009038>>224009038
rec me some porn
>>224009027well yeah, doesn't that count
>>224008966bet that bbc spunked over them and that cuckish lad licked her cleanlike we all would
