the new

>>224010611
the new as it were

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yep, this is the one

Any women here? Hi :)

they were all lovely lads whove only gone and got there wings there smile lit up the room and they didnt do no harm to noone

>>224010611
bastards the lot of them

wasted the day watching slop youtube again

>>224010676
anything good?

>>224010676
better than wasting it toiling de lad

The new ghost in the shell anime is such a different vibe from the movie the plot's the same actually the show goes into a lot more detail but it's wild how different the tone is

>>224010689
Would

he's angry we're not using his thread then

>>224010611
5 dead fenians

typical jf post

UK Civil Service salaries never cease to confuse me, you can either help manage the UK’s nuclear defence for £47k or you can make TikToks for Andy Burnham for £57k

>>224010663
leave it on facebook nan

>>224010692
no
>>224010699
I guess

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only watch filums and asmr me

>>224010725
yeah we're all in here lad

>>224010689
lovely female penis

>>224010611
we lost some nobel prize winners there

>>224010611
The road traffic fatality rate for travellers is incredible, I think it's 30% or so.

>>224010722
uk civil service salaries should be capped at minimum wage plus £2 an hour for each higher grade

>>224010722
a social media manager is more important to national security than a nuke tbf

Boyfriend training ASMR

>>224010764
looks like ai

>>224010777
yh?

>>224010722
Lower end Civil Service is great because it pays more than lower end private, and the job security is better. But if you're actually talented and dedicated, it makes no sense to go CS because the higher end roles rarely pay above the 60k range at max and if you are at that talent level you could probably get six figs min in private. Whole system is a mess.

And yes, why the fuck does a tiktok merchant get paid more than nuclear defence? Nobody is even watching government tiktoks anyway.

>>224010781
how does that work

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well said zaz

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rorke? hello?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

>>224010651
what about grimsby town

can you fully stretch your ballsack up and hide your willy? i can

Mad how Christianity is true

>>224010816
Horrible racist bitch she is.

>>224010814
It's just telling you what commands are and you just have to give them your paw. I guess there are treats (rewards)

>>224010843
she's a paki too

>>224010816
hmm yet they made this incredibly fragile man a professor

>>224010767
Should be 100%

>>224010867
what does this even mean

>>224010859
can I do this to get a boyfriend

>>224010822
You're right they should put that on a big boat, it would be based if they did so

>>224010816
Race science peddled by a racist crank? What is she actually referring to? A black guy was a fraud his entire life, got caught and done himself in because he couldn't handle it. It's really that simple.

>>224010798
>Nobody is even watching government tiktoks anyway.
Sounds like they need to attract a decent social media manager... hmmmm...

Engineering States: USA (until 1991), Soviet Union, People's Republic of China, German Reich

Lawyer States: YooKay, France (since 1789), Canada

>>224010887
Yeah if you're a woman. Maybe just get turned down by a lot of men
Actually loads of gays do it but I don't watch those

>>224010919
*yawns really loudly*

humans are not one species

sometimes I do big poos

>>224010833
probably yeah

Engineers are low-status but critical to society functioning.

Lawyers and media types are high-status but are essentially parasites.

Funny how that works.

>>224010822
Yeah mate Britain didn't exist until the 50s, clearly. And it were definitely jamaicans that built modern Britain, not the actual Brits who needed jobs after the war. Jog on.

>>224010940
*puts my cock in your mouth*

I hate this country unironically

>>224010919
New York more more Joo York

>>224010893
gammons lynched him

>>224010722
according to the reddit post you copied this text word-for-word from, the job titles are misleading and it's junior vs. senior

>>224010927
hmm just going to go back to manifesting

>>224010822
they weren't even invited

>>224010956
by what definition of species are they not

>>224010977
Go live in Africa or Pakistan, for example
then

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>>224010651

so much sovl

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Cheers brit

remigration now

>>224011027
elton juice

>>224010990
Manifest a fetish because you probably need one to have a boyfriend unless you've got a pussy or do the position gays like the most. Idk if it's top or bottom be auaeni I don't do that

>>224010822
(((Samuelson)))

>>224011038
then off you fuck back to denmark rorke

well known fact that every person on the windrush and their decendants ended up working for TfL

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>Idk if it's top or bottom be auaeni I don't do that

Like in broke back mountain

>>224011061
I’d love to do that. They actually care about the Whites there

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Nobody cares about me IRL

>>224011096
whingey little turd aren't you

British society is dead and nothing will bring it back

london literally burning down

Need to become a rough and tumble local and tour guide of a lightly touristed decaying shithole town

might go be racist in greggs

broke blacked mountain

>>224011053
no I'm just gonna be normal as far as I can be

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ALL I KNOW ARE SPRITES

>>224011104
I'm sure there is someone who loves you. Even family members at least

>>224011106
Self hate isn’t healthy

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don't know why people are saying the gta leaks look bad
looks pretty good to me

need a rich billionaire cunt to buy bristol city and take us to multiple prem titles and champions leagues like what happened to chelsea and city

>>224011142
Neither is self pity

>>224011064
Don't agree with the whole windrush thing and migration against our will but I will say most of my bus drivers are black and they are pretty decent tbf. I genuinely think blacks on average are more hardworking than pakis or indians or whatever misc brown people. I see black people cleaning the street. Meanwhile indians and pakis think that is beneath them, but littering and shitting everywhere is fine. South Asians are by far the worst, the most worthless, ugliest, stupidest people on the planet.

Fuck off back to /britfeel/ you frogposting faggots

>>224011104
then you're free to go be a terrorist and make them regret it

one of my favourite femboy of models is from denmark

gta vi coming out for console only
pc chads what do we do?

>>224011185
wait a year

>>224011182
hmm

I will eek out a comfy life in the decaying post-AI Brazilified United States. Mentally, I am prepared for it.

>>224011202
why did his willy wave

>>224010611
what 'appened? (you talk as such)

so much of britain’s horrible political culture hinges on the belief that state pension isn’t a benefit because people “paid in”

>>224011185
Wait. It'll only be worth it for the online servers anyway, which will be far superior on PC. GTA V I got on console because it actually ran on a 360 and the story mode was decent.

>>224011221
ok

>>224011221
it's eke. eek is an expression of shock or surprise

dredd, good film

>>224011193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSSk1aXXhYc

>>224011182
who? I need spaff material.

>>224011141
well that's just default biology though. Not the same as people outside your family caring about you.

>>224011166
>genuinely think blacks on average are more hardworking than pakis or indians or whatever misc brown people.
this statement flies in the face of orthodox rorkeology

>>224011224
irish criminals crashed a car when taking chase from the police and died

Talking to bames and faggots is exhausting. I need to talk to brets

>>224011193
killed and abducted so many of these niggas in MGSV

>>224011230
ah yes pc online servers will be much better with chinese and ruspiggy hackers firing homing missiles at you as soon as you spawn

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got the pression lads

Reckon you could stare at a bunch of men's willies for an hour?

>>224011290
are you fat and drink too much

>>224011273
They still love and care about you

>>224011202
How your nephew looks at you after five rounds of roblox and a mcdonald's

>>224011286
faggot

>>224011253
It is. The Raid is even better though.

Make jallepinio carrot cake

>>224011324
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>224011323
maaate

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>>224011326

The wrong side won WW1, WW2 and the Cold War.

Truly the darkest timeline.

>>224010643
>new york sound money
?

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went inside this recently

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>>224011360

I literally spend all day watching porn, getting ready to jerk off. my entire life is just spent waiting to be ready to jerk off again

>>224011304
gets my rorke porke tingling her

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>>224011360

>>224011396
That's why men can't jerk off constantly

Might log off forever and read the Bible daily

>>224011388
will be converted into a mosque within our lifetime

>>224011360
thinking about how the person who first posted this in 2017 was probably legitimately annoyed at a silly post

>>224011396
not a great life is it

>>224011388
Have literally never seen this building in my life despite living in London and going into central regularly.

>>224011221
ktim but Islamic Britain

>>224011396
really wish i was this easily entertained that sounds awesome

>>224011388
Really cool

might be able to sleep with the duvet tonight

yne bonble

>>224010651
Uhhh forgetting the Dallas Cowboys??

Private schools just need to be dissolved.

They're full of non-White. Toryboys love rich non-Whites.

All classes must be educated together as in the Hitlerjugend.

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>>224011423
SCREAMing
>>75383884

>>224011417
Read The Tao Te Ching and The Analects instead of that middle eastern jewish rubbish.

>>224011388
ive been there

>>224011462
soldiers should be replaced with leftypol mongs

>>224011426
>>224011442
first of all I don't really find jerking off entertaining

watching porn isn't even entertaining either
yesterday I was watchin the odysey on some streaming website and every few minutes I'd have to switch tabs to /gif/ to watch some woman getting penetrated

honestly I fucking hate living like this

The Corbin Bleu Wikipedia page from High School Musical famously ranked third globally for the most translated biographical pages on Wikipedia, sitting just behind Jesus Christ and Barack Obama.

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>>224011221

>>224011321
ok but that's like having a shitty wagie job and telling someone to be happy with it. A job is just the default and there's nothing special about it. Everyone is loved by family unless you're a real fuck-up.

>>224011468
be quiet you fat virgin

>>224011276
>The teenagers, including some members of the so-called ‘Lucky Dip gang’, were killed when the stolen BMW car they were driving sped the wrong way down the M9 motorway
wrong way down the motorwahayyy
don't know if you get the reference

>>224011372
rorke's daughter

>>224011396
when i wake up i immediately start thinking about what porn i will watch before toil
at toil i think about what porn to watch when i get home

>>224011518
Having a job is a good thing though

inventing a cure for all illnesses. just sick of them being around 2bh

>>224011504
Barack SHAMONE Obama

>>224010827
hate this fucking piano music

inventing a cure for gayness

lots of them at the train station

What's linked to more Wikipedia pages Adolf Hitler or The Holocaust

What's linked to more from Wikipedia pages Adolf Hitler or The Holocaust
For the Wikipedia game where you try to get to it in the fewest clicks

>>224011589
The holocaust, it's linked to all 8 million victims

>>224011566
yep it's fucking awful

>>224011567
i tried to not like guys, i tried and tried and tried but it never worked

>>224011589
neither could link you to any wikipedia pages because wikipedia came after adolf hitler died and the holocaust was an event not a person

everyone in chester is a snobbish cunt, they forget no matter how much they larp the surrey lot just see them as generic norf scum too.

I'm hood

I don't even think having sex would feel good for me, my genitals are so thoroughly destroyed by masturbation. would just be a waste of time.

I've also seen so many beautiful, truly gorgeous women in porn at this point, there's no real way a woman I meet in real life could compare

>>224011640
bit gay

>>224011388
lots of tramps sleep outside
x

>>224011662
Like 99% of Wikipedia pages can go to Hitler or the holocaust in 4 clicks maximum

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take a screenshot at a random point to find your next gf

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Reminder that Ukraine is now openly using British-made drones to strike Russia, including Moscow and we're sending them another 150,000 of them over the next year. There's no way Russia doesn't respond to this.

where da hood at?

I'm a man with a plan: sit in my bed on /brit/ until 11pm and then go to sleep

>>224011671
Everyone I've met from Chester has been an absolute cunt, what's up with that?

>>224011696
good

>>224011691
ok

>>224011696
respond how?

>>224011696
Russia will liberate Britain from judeo-toryism.

>>224011696
what are they gonna do

sucking a duvel

Barack Obama
Europe
Adolf Hitler

>>224011729
bizarre

>>224011696
they can't do shit to britain, can they?

im going to walmart. you know the big place with too much cereal and moblity scooters.

sucking a duvet

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sometime I see a post and think I was just going to post that but then realise I did post it and that post was me you ever do that?

>>224011778
We call that ASDA

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>>224011785
you smoke too much ganja

>>224011785
no im mentally well

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nigga it's over

>>224011696
we've been sending them weapons the entire time

>>224011785
Hm maybe, I've posted stuff before then forgot then gone to post it again and been told I can't make a duplicate post

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need to get a new job dont i
not done this in over 4 years have i
bit rusty arent i

black man with a black plan
send him back man
he an afghan
you know I am
four forty, it a fast van
swerving like a madman

reckon I just post too much shite without thinking

>>224011778
is it true everyone takes their dogs in there

>>224011840
faggot deer

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>>224011873
no i rarely see dogs in there

mousenonce on a mad one

pls call for help someone in the thread is having a schizophrenic episode

>>224011775
Yeah they can actually
If Russia knocks out Britain's nuclear-armed submarine at sea (of which there is only one, two maximum) then it essentially has a free hand to destroy any target in Britain itself

Feeling Blackpilled & Furious

>>224011916
me?

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feeling blackedpilled

Daylight come and me wan go home

>>224011388
tried ever being inside of a woman?

33 pages written for my book

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>>224011719
>>224011734

If I had to guess then I'd say they'd start with an indirect attack on the UK. They'll either seize one of our cargo ships in international waters or sabotage our undersea commuction cables. Worst case scenario they launch a direct missile attack on an overseas British military base. Most likely RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus.

>>224011924
big if true
i'd expect there to be a lag in a 'confirmed' kill though
that would potentially lead to a situation where other countries would do things

taking drugs but it's just making me more tired

>>224011958
i will prevent this from happening

>>224011958
nah they don't want beef

>>224011974
Thanks lad

>>224011959
if they touched you guys we would end life on earth

>>224011974
nice one mate thanks

>>224011924
>>224011958
they'll do nothing

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>>224011958
i will ensure this happens

>>224011955
how to be gay by anon

feel bad

>>224012009
cheers mate

>>224011959
1. Russian submarine destroys British nuclear-armed submarine
2. Russian submarine reports back to Russian HQ
3. Russian ICBMs launched at Britain
would be unstoppable, Britain would be unable to retaliate unless it develops land-based ICBMs

rorke red pilling the hoes on the wests suicide

>>224012009
nah i'd win

>>224011924
yeah well what if burnham just marches over to moscow and knocks putin out

russia is holding back

>>224012043
how would they know if they killed the top secret sub

>>224012026
cheer up mate
:)

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>>224012012
I wasn’t writing your biography

>>224012074
horsebergs on the horsebarge

can girls smell the wank on your bellend through your underwear

>>224012043
oh no they'd hit all the cities where no british people live any more. what a shame lol

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>>224012074
still want to stop the small boats rorke?

Adolf Hitler

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>>224012043
then Russians look up and see US nukes about to hit them in retaliation

mental how some lads have loads of sex whimsically

whilst for others its perfectly impossible.

>>224012102
yes
pheromones and that
this is known

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sloviansk

honestly mad how long the Russia-Ukraine conflict has has been going on
basically anyone born after 2007 or so has never known a time when the two weren't in conflict

yes lads russia is going to blow up a british submarine
that will one hundred percent happen

>>224012102
once accidentally wore my wanking boxers to toil i definitely smelled like piss/cum

-1 to his postcount

Mental how quickly 4chan going down yesterday has been memoryholed

>>224012133
those are only for plants dumbarse

had a golf ball for dinner

>>224012116
get them in
get them fed
get them wanked

parliament of russian drones just flew past my window

>>224012167
the drones are not what they seem

>>224012147
did any girls get aroused by it

>>224012126
>he thinks the USA will risk nuclear war for da Yookay
goy

early bed time for me or as i like to call it my beauty sleep

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remember that russia is the enemy
not the millions of brown violent criminals and rapists pouring into your streets

>yookay
extremely forced twitter meme

>>224012186
this is why the English have been ruled by jews for 200+ years

my bollocks taking the full force of the russian nuclear arsenal

What's got the /pol/mongs riled up?

>>224012218
maybe they both are

haven't seen this level of pro russia anti west posting in a while
wonder what happened today in the war to rile them up

russia is bad which also makes ukraine bad since ukraine is russia

just had a little cry about what's happening in *checks notes* gaza :'(

>>224012244
shut up

>>224012240
fuck's he holding that for?

Feel a bit better now team my headache has gone off but I still have some nausea. Had yoghurt and strawberries for dinner

>>224011924
doesn’t seem in the british people’s interest to provoke a country with 6000 nuclear weapons for a fascist american mafia proxy state that’s going to lose anyway. especially as our military is shittier than ever

russia is holding back but ukraine has shown remarkable strength, they have raised an eyebrow of the mighty russian bear, they will keep honing the hohols so when they join the fold they will be even stronger

>>224012205
well, if the uk falls, where the fuck is that going to leave them

is the world going to carry on with a hole where we used to be?

of course not

honestly why the fuck should i give a shit about ukraine or russia and why is ukraine supposedly our 'friends' what the fuck have they ever done for us?

>>224012252
thingken of gazza