Abercrombie and Fitch edition
>>224017012that's me on the left
tim's got the beastiality on
(b)um
when begin how we ended, a gaping arsehole
>35>Never had a kidney stoneWhat's it actually like for those who had one? I heard it's one of the worst pains a male can go through but I'm su[per careful health wise for this exact reason
>>224017012people were much better looking in general before foreign immigration
Garn full scale me x
>>224016718https://voca.ro/1dllky15KANz
>>224017045never had one but know people have and yeah it's apprenty it's pure agony. hope i never get one. i drink lots of water so that should hopefully be enogh
oh it's deleted sorry. i'm too slow
>>224017057you're a woman? wtaf
>>224017030garn gapingtons x
>>224017045it's not normal to ever have one is it?
>>224016718whyd you delete all them mate
one bloke went on a roller coaster to break up his kidney stones
>>224017057um this made me aroused
>>224017108how'd he come up with that, i wonder
>>224017092there's more than one leaf poster, there's like two of us in the thread rn
>>224017128well i know thati didn't know you were a woman thoughi thought you were just an autistic man
>>224017128/brit/ is /can/ when the nigels go to bed
imagine this coming out your dickhole ffs
fuck off
>>224017127nobles used to ride horses to break them up I think, same principle of being jolted I suppose
you girls are going to give me nightmares about kidney stones
>>224017134we're all anonymous and autistic here
reading r/americanexpatsuk and gigglingcomplaining about being unable to find big salads and good coffee shops and mexican food and that brits dont have can do attitudes
>>224017188well we're semi anonymous
>>224017057>https://voca.ro/1dllky15KANzCorr. Do more SPH vocaroos x
>>224017192all valid
>>224017145as it should be
me getting rid of the stones
>>224017197there's another ontario beside me though and a few st george crosses so still anonymous i think
i dont feel any connection with any other countries or group of people except aussies kiwis (because they are still mostly angloid) and paddies (because they are basically brits)always cringe seeing euros and africans talk about each other like theyre one big family
women are lovely
screaming
>>224017045>kidney stoneNever had one before but I have had a tooth abscess. That shit was next level.
>>224017237what about us in the maritimes? :(
>>224017250no offence but i think of canadians as slightly less weird americans
>>224017252screaming
mental illness
>>224017252It lush x
>>224017240they are
one of my coworkers had kids and kidney stones. she said the kidney stones hurt far worse than giving birth
>britfeel trolls stalking me on other boardsGrim x
cat pulveriser 3000
Okay so janny instantly bans me for posting a webm of a lass with her fat tits out in under a minute but takes his time deleting that shit
like dogs but dont know why they have to be in every shop now
>>224017252probably would. shameful but I probably would.
>>224017316you definitely did get trolled though let's be honest here
>>224017335was in cex a week ago and a chav had his giant unmuzzled xl bully staring me down while i was looking at the dvds scared the piss out of me
>bonbi got groomed by a twitch streamergrim
>>224017336delete this one pal
>>224017316You are literally a paedophile who watched child porn though. You deserve literally everything you get. Also that girl in the gif was 14 when she recorded that video.
>>224017349its a dog mate you could boot its head clean off if you wanted to
what?
>>224017308my gf
https://youtu.be/RiRbzJ2aQ4E
>“I don’t support Palestine OR Israel. I support the Magical Candy Kingdom of Jerusalem, ruled by King Aragorn and Master Chief. That’s WAY more based than Hamas.”
need a new game to play that isn't shit
I support the Portuguese Kingdom of New Jerusalem
give the levant to me
>>224017415just play something old and good. there's nothing new that is good
>>224017415solitaire
>>224017338Not really. It's just low effort cyberbullying such as namecalling.
>>224017415play starsector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgdilvDQNJw
>>224017415been playing dive or die. nice little indie roguelite diving game
*cyberbullies you*
what should i have for brekky
>>224017437>>224017439>>224017450shit>>224017436i play the "good" games but after 30 minutes i get bored and alt+f4
>>224017456a bullet
>>224017456full american
>>224017438you are a paedophile
>>224017456
>>224017469>
you should have the full cornish mate(my cock lmao)
>>224017490>$50 per day for foodgrim
>>224017480is that some sort of tempura in the back
Mad part is that Sean is an actual paedophile who watched child porn (and bragged about it!) but he thinks he did nothing wrong. Sean Allan, you are a long necked, gay paedo
porridge and boiled eggs is my brekky
>>224017490Those biscuits are RANK. Classic muffin. Exquisite.
How I learned to stop worrying and adore the Norwood 4
every single person with a superiority complex about cooking all their meals wastes like several hours a day cooking sick and tired of hearing these faggots pretend to be superior to me
this confuses the yank
>>224017537this is how americans justify their diets
bro is on 4chan talking about wasted time
*yawns*Yeah yeah I've heard it all before. Doesn't matter how many times you trolls repeat it you're not gonna make it true.
>>224017573done him
>>224017545Reckon it doesn't though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BePL_ThLQ
>>224017153i'd raher not
Older. Fatter. Balder. Closer to God.
Want to be dead
it's all about the height
they going hard on the russia threat recentlymakes you think
im 3'11.5"
>>224017624Why don't they do a proper drone SWARM
>>224017623no shit retard
>>224017623height is important but you also need a handsome face and you also need to be white (despite what ziedy says)
>>224017623she's 6/10
>>224017545>jam firstkys
>>224017012I hate to say it but if your white never have kids with brown people or Asians because I am half middle eastern half white.
>>224017128Are you the one I call moosefucker? You probably used a voice generator
>>224017623chad does what chad wants
fontaines dc fell off
oh boy the suicidal half arab with yellow fever has entered stage rightwonder what riveting narrative he has to spout tonight
my future is so bright, i have to wear sun glasses at night
>>224017661do you think these women are ones you would want to go out with
>>224017624Russias the fakest 'threat' ever they cant do a thing, nato could bulldoze them any time they wanted
>>224017671You should never have kids with non whites as a white man. I am genetically fucked because of it you are condemning your
>>224017676me personally? yes
>>224017661did you see the video of the girl gooning over clav when she saw him at the party then when realised he was a looks maxxer she had a face like a smacked arse. it's a grim world.
>>224017676mate they are 18-20 year old girls in their prime
>>224017678Don't say that...
my kids will be bilingual castizo masterrace and inherit the americas
>>224017545the clotted cream we have here is all heat treated, it's a travesty
>>224017676if you dont attract flat club whores with pounds of makeup it's over you gotta looksmaxx gigachadmaxx surgerymaxx every second of your life efficientmaxx and maybe just maybe you'll victorymaxx
>>224017690you will die for europe
>>224017688they're two bimbos grinding on clavicular's willyi don't find them attractive
>>224017702Vgh
>>224017686the one who ditched her boyfriend and cheated in front of him then clowned on him for being a loser?
>>224017680just chill bro its going to be ok. literally nobody cares you're half arab.
i did basic looksmaxxing and got a gf years ago but i got hit with the futility of it all and broke up with her and went back to being incel
arab fellas have blessed hair and beard genes
thread's getting racial heated
>>224017690Just daft that people still think they could do anything, russia makes a bizarre claim that they could nuke london or something then our leadership expects us to take it seriously, its just so we can build up a 'threat' to justify privacy invading legislature, unite against a common enemy, keep the proles scared, etc
genuinely not attracted to slim women like at all
Every person on earth should give me a penny
>>224017623this is the height difference between my parents
>our>we
>>224017735ktim
Feel bad for clavicular hes an autistic boy in a world he doesnt belong in
>>224017729
reckon we should give peace a chance
>>224017735Ktim ssbbws only for me
>Feel bad for clavicularmate you're posting on 4chan
>>224017624The decision to go to war with Russia was made years ago when Boris was PM. We're just getting closer to the endgame now.>>224017623It's not everything but it is a big deal. I see a lot of women's dating profile with "no short men" or "no men under 6ft" in their bios.
>>224017659you have yes but you call every leaf that
>>224017754we're an elite caste
When I kill myself I think there is a chance I get either Isekai or reincarnate as a Indian hopefully it's a fantasy setting
>>224017762mastercaste vanguard peckerwood me
In bed nows x
rip jason arday fallen cronem
>>224017729They could, but they are interested in keeping the productive model of capitalism whose epicenter is China running, by fighting off usa meddling and keep them from surrounding China. Also to keep Russia from balkanising, which is what the usa want to do. The other points you make are correct, but they arise out of actual imperialist goals which keep failing due to the overreliamce of western capitalisms on a financial speculation model
>>224017766or you may end up in hell for eternity, as all of your christian ancestors believed. i wouldnt risk it
>>224017778you're really not that smart man
>>224017777blessed digits /\
>>224017777
>>224017782scr
>>224017777checked xgoodnight sweet prince
>>224017782Just let the adults talk ok little guy
>>224017761It's because I genuinely think it's only one. You were using a voice generator, right?
>>224017782lol done that mick
Break me off a piece of that football cream
>>224017782psc
hold on, i have to sneeze
>>224017812Bless you
brit might genuinely be the fastest general on the site during peak hours
they've added wanking to gta 6
i carry /brit/ on my shoulders and you all know it
>>224017777cronem de-activated x
*sneezes*
>>224017796https://voca.ro/1kbdeoPBbEvP
Genuinely think greekmong might be one of the most retarded cunts to ever post hereHis entire reasoning for supporting socialism basically just boils down to wanting bennies
There will always be an empty seat at the gerkin dinner table :(
>>224017866KEKING
>>224017866done him
>>224017868That's probably what a lot of them are tbf
>>224017848and who are you
>>224017868i mean that's reasonable
It seems my superiority has led to some inconvenience in certain bottoms
Can’t wait for Winter so I can finally post here comfortably while drinking a nice hot mug of tea
>>224017735yep
SO OUT OF THE DARKNESS INTO THE LIGHTSPARKS FLY EVERYWHERE IN SIGHT FROM MYDOUBLE BARRELTWELVE GAUGECAN'T LOCK ME IN YOUR CAGE
>>224017812gesundheit
uni was a fucking traumatic experience for me
mad how i'm still just a rat in a cage
>>224017930Why are you a virgin freak or summit
anyone else find how close identical twins always are kind of weird?
that's a completely unsexual arse
>>224017933What kinf of rat?
it would be absolutely hilarious if GTA 6 turned out to be a prank and they were never making it in the first place. imagine all the melties from normies.
>>224017942you're a completely unheterosexual gay
>>224017948I imagine a big puddle of drool somewhere around your keyboard
>>224017937yeah i was just constantly mogged and mocked everydayi like to hide away from it all
>>224017958s
>>224017953FUCKING DONE THAT YANKOVIÇ
>>224017967'berg gets more action than me
Honestly i vote for the socialist party because they want to void the imf debt and i think thats funny
image da melties fwom da normies
good morning lads
im a socialist because im not a retard
>>224017987alri
>>224017989*starts dryhumping you*
>>224017985you are fucking seethingbet you've preordered it you fucking bovine mutt
yt women are out of control
bad morning
i don't give a fuck about socialism vs capitalism i just want money and i want a gf
>>224018011good post
>>224018003Reckon I'll go fuck a hooker and then kill her. Anyways yeah I'm not getting the game
>>224017985gingerpaedo esque post
/brit/ needs Christ
>>224017996*moans ecstatically*(im gay)
>>224018007absolutely based ladyshe is not white though
just remembered gingerpaedofallen gimmick
>>224018027she looks like a white who's bloodline got ruined by an indian
don't worry ladsim going to research the whole capitalism vs socialsm thing and then ill get back to you with what your opinions should be
/brit/ needs Satan
mad how i just did nothing after highschool haha
I wanna go to New Zealand so badly
>>224018030Probably heathermongs only competition for worst poster in history
>>224018042kahteem
>>224018042ktim
>>224018030last time he was here was when you had to wait like 10 minutes for the captcha and the site slowed to a crawlsomehow in his schizo brain he thought that this was unique to /brit/ and that he was responsible for it somehow and he was celebrating like a spastic
>>224018030remember al mountain?
Insane how Khalid Sheikh Mohammad's trial has lasted so long that jury selection hasn't even begun yet
gingerpaedo roped he told me on discord
watching 'tube videos
>>224018045
>>224018072cap
Thank you Mr Rainberg for visiting us this morning. We sorely missed you.
>>224018079mate he told me after he did it
>>224018059scr
ziedy roped he told me on discord
>>224018059dont remember this but sounds on brand for him
>>224018059He also thought he was the one responsible for it
>>224018081No rain for me despite the promise. Stayed up for it. Deeply disappointed and I've become disillusioned with weather forecasts.
jason arday roped he told me on discord
>>224018076weird, it's head looks like those dogs. i can't remember what they're called
>>224018118bull terrier
might become an artist
>>224018104yeah I said that x
Found rorke https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786868753816839.mp4
>>224018135So you did I somehow missed that bitThank you for not calling me a horrible name
>>224018112too soon
>>224018145just not on
Rorke killed Jason Arday with his vile bigotry
>>224018128yes that's it thanks. weird little sea lion bull terrier kiwi creatures
>>224018148no probs m80
70 sprites mastered on Fortnite now time for some ASMR in bed then sleeps xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKlmeFF5WVshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbiIdlgsuJI
must've been the wind
>>224018145lol it's also funny because he's a dyel skinnyfat dork
anyone seen the asmongold video about gta 6 being woke
he was crying for like 10 minutes so I guess it chillax time with him for a bitsay hi to toby /brir/
