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tips to farm aura?
What should I do to not feel suicidal and terrified of death at the same time
/cum/ is a Jupiter general
>tfw no Hannah gf
>>224018584play Stannis's theme while you walk around with a scowl on your face.
sis ate with that post go off
>>22401856767
>>224018620>Stannis This dude was not a fleshed out character at all, at least in the show.
VGH SOVL
me + your sister = match made in heaven?
>>224018584build a junkie mob farm
>>224018641I like my humble little cube. Got it with colosseum for my 10th birthday
>>224018641*looks at me in reflection*that's a pretty retarded looking wii
>Over the next week, Caesar works with Anonymous at his anonymous image board center.>He's my toughest case in years, and I'm still figuring out how to get through to him.
Because when you see the face of God, you will dieAnd there will be nothing left of youExcept the God-man, the God-womanThe heavenly man, the heavenly womanThe heavenly childThere'll be prayer on your lips day and nightThere'll be a song of jubilee waiting for your kingThere will be nothing you will look--be looking for in this worldExcepting for your godThis is all a dreamA dream in death
i remember when that clussy poster used to bless us with his presencemiss that guy
Lubecooch
Trimmed my disgusting thin greasy patchy beard today but still haven't worked up the courage to shave it all off like I should
>>224018694Where they sat, where they areAnd when you penetrate to the most high GodYou will believe you are madYou will believe you've gone insane
Hairloss and bald bros how we doing?
CRAZY gas today. Gassy as hell, just shitting all the colors of the wind. Although, I guess I don't know if hell is all that gassy. It must be, right? Fire needs gas to combust and I think I read somewhere hell is supposed to smell bad which implies some sort of chemical. I'll be more careful talking shit about hell but damn what a windy Mindy I've been today. Just a real gassy lassy. Practicing those duck calls if you know what I mean.
Feel less depressed after playing with my dog and sitting in the backyard
>>224018708
>>224018728I have thick luscious hair and so did my dad and grandpas.... but I'm 5'7
>>224018735I wouldn't mind having a dog but I feel like I would just make it sad and depressed with my existence.
>>224018746It will love you if you play with it for 20 minutes a day and cuddle with it and take it for walks.
Remember when the brazilian was revealed to be an incel? Why do we still let him post here?
>>224018755Yeah but I'd probably get cancer or get killed in a car crash and then it'd be all alone. I think I'm just meant to suffer and die, don't want to curse another being with my presence.
>>224018741I'm 6'3 but my hair is thinning. Never happened to anyone else in my family. I guess I'm the first.
>>224018760I think the br poster would be much happier if he just decided to go have sex already. Volcels, I swear...
Finna stick my dick up in the Large Hadron Collider and turn that muthafucka ON
hiro should bring down the price of 4chud passes by 600%
>>224018760Cause he's based. He's filling in for serb poster.
>>224018762>not doing something because you're scared of the worst case scenario Hello fellow anxiety sufferer. You should get a dog.
>>224018785finna say three
I think I've had gravy less than 5 times in my whole life
>>224018785Anything other than 3 and 4 is disgusting. 1 and 6 should not be considered gravy, that is a culinary mistake.
>>224018785I'll take a 3 on some poutine
Why does hiro hate phone posters? Chance is broken.
pooteen sounds very risque
might go look for buried confederate gold
Movie called "I'm a bo-dinggly newstyle gravymomma"
Braaaaaaaap
>>224018831I bet youd have more luck doing it when the sun's up
Reminder that Brazilians are born in eggs
DUDE
My history friend told me the Confederates had elite generals and only lost because they couldn't manufacture as many weapons as the Union
>>224018861well the south was blockaded so they were lacking a lot of things
>>224018828I love poutine. It's a true food of the people. Some of the best poutine I've ever had came from cafeteria kicthens in small town hockey arenas.
>>2240187855 is good for mashed berdaders.
>>224018828I don't like how the fries get soggy
>>224018850If i find any I would turn it over to the authorities like a good civilian would
>>224018707I’ve been too busy with a balloon animal research project
hello creampies
Yo nigga hit this jenkem egyptian butthash
>>224018901What'd you just call me
>>224018906creampie!
nigga imma finna bouta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
literally me before I've had my coffeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5xks5ePoaU
Does Stannis the mannis have a plannis
Hmmm, would devouring a large bag of funyuns make me more depressed or less depressed?
>>224018944Shit snack
>>224018944more depressed because you'll be mad at yourself afterwards. that's why i don't buy any junk like that, i'd binge eat it like a fucking retard and then be angry about being a retard.no point buying cheetos if you aren't going to eat the entire bag in one sitting.
where would be a good place to look for confederate gold?
>>224018912What would it taste like
>>224018958In the south probably
>>224018956I like sun chips and I've lately being buying the variety packs that come with a couple dozen little bags, it discourages me from binge eating
>>224018932Nice
>>224018958Probably not Canada
>>224018968haven't had those in ages, the cheddar ones were pretty good IIRC. same with that Smartfood cheese popcorn.
just played a game and there were 3 just obvious cheaters on the enemy just shooting through smokes and walls and everything and then one guy on my team just start ultra cheating like bhoping super fasting and hitting no scope headshots and we won and honestly there were probably even more cheaters on that match, its literally every single match theres cheaters just most times it doesn't matter and they try to hide, this is why i only play once a week its actually ridiculous the amount of cheaters
9PM and its still 80 degrees outside
>>224018977Cool mushroom home
Lol this is so true! Only nerds will get this
>>224018986Greetings from the future. It will cool off, I have seen it happen.
AP is reporting airstrikes are being conducted against cowboy butts in Ram Ranch and the Ram Strait
>>224019019Is that gayboi Putin behind this?
>>224019019I heard America is using a new prototype bussy buster bomb with 10x the penetrating power
I got a new chair and now my butt hurts
>>224019036you can sit on my lap
Woke up from a cat nap
canadian niggas be like "this leather padding too sharp for my ass"
>>224018981They'll fix it in CS3
almost bed time so I can wake up and do this a few thousand more times before I die alone in a hospital bed next to a wheezing indian at 3am
Watched Odyssey a while back and while I'm not a raging chud, that Sinon character was so obviously a chick pretending to be a dude. Like I could've force myself to think of her as a guy.
drinking milk
>>224019082Couldn't even* force
>>224019073i think its a miracle the game isnt dead because valve gives no fucks
Currently reading about testicular aspiration
I can't force myself to see pajeets as human
>>224019079Sweet dreams anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0nLW1sDSuQ
Any nyc anons? Anybody wanna hit up the strip club?
>>224019079night bud
>>224019121Like I said last night I'm down for a gay bar meet up
>>224019121Are you going to pole dance and strip?
i hate when people say "ape-ricot" instead of "app-ricot"
>>224019133When?
it might be that i've been getting reported a lot so i'm getting matched with a lot of cheaters, idk, i dont cheat
>>224019145Wanna do it now or tomorrow?
>Like I said last night I'm down for a gay bar meet up
>>224019158Where is it at?
>>224018861pretty muchthey also used cheaper materials. I learnded that some confederate revolvers used brass frames instead of steel and they wear faster. I suppose ideally someone else dies and you can use their gun instead.
>>224019165who is this? why do you keep posting him?
jasonkin be like that
>>224019180Williamsburg
saw a video of a dude watching matches of the top 100 and there were all, literally every single one of them, rage hackers, i think its just when you're getting up to 20-25k elo is just cheaters on cheaters plus its late at night on a week day
>>224019144putain c'est "ahp pwi coh"
I want to shower and the only towel I have is my cum rag
nigga cant afford a towel
Never understood why some people got so into Bionicle but I might have been out of that age range when it came out
>>224018956cheetos are an incredible sandwich topping though. i can make a bag last for a couple weeks.
>>224019217because they were cool and it had a comic in lego magazine, you stupid Xoomer cuckold
>>224019204The Jews don't want you to know this but if you just wait a few minutes you'll get dry even without a towel.
>>224019204you should cum on tp and flush it
>>224019191I'm down tomorrow
>>224019224But what's so interesting about it that some people are like br*ny level balls deep in it?
I cum all over my face and lick it up
>>224019226that's shrimply impossible
Why are Brazilians so fine with nudity even around family members? What makes them like that? Is it the African DNA?
For me, it was throw bots
>>224019217Bionicles are satanic
>>224019243wouldn't it be euro dna? swedes love nudity
>>224019246Im pretty sure they merged this with a later run of bionicles but I cant remember which ones
Reminder that the butt of an 18-19 year old Canadian boy smells like maple syrup and baking spices like clove, nutmeg and cinnamon
>>224019253thanks for defending me
>>224019246I had these as well as a bunch of Bionicle ones.
>>224019258I'm indian
>>224019258>gay post>straight imageconfusing
>>224019258good post
DON'T look up lego pokemon releases
I can't goon when I take stimulants
mega bloks dragons
I find it hard to view women as anything other than a massive fleshlight designed to temporarily remove my lust I know logically they must be human like me, but
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedtime_procrastination
>>224019305just watch romance animes, thats what women supposed to be
>>224019303you cant even build anything with these get the FUNK out of the k'nex general homosaurus
>>224019293skill issue
>>224019305women are demons. they aren't human
>>224019317what did you need to build retard? there were knights and dragons and shit fucking minecraft brained fag
>>224019234Ok
>>224019327No demon ever sexed my dick
>>224019331your parents had no hope you'd ever get into stem lmao not even an erection set for your gay ass
>>224019338they won't go against your will
you know who else is in stem? pajeets, thats who you're in with, thats your group if youre in stem
>>224019303I had a cool megablocks set with an action figure but whenever I try to search for it based on what it looked like I get a bunch of halo and CoD slop
women in stem
rape you later
omg jason is so fuckin' excited!
>>224019347No Indians are in my cohort or the ones above me or the ones that came after me. I study biology, it seems that Indian people gravitate more towards chemistry and medical science
>>224019357rude
>>224019347jeetas also lack western social awareness but it works out because they have vagine and sometimes they be cute
goshpedo's obsession with jason is very sad to see. Almost as bad as his obsession with 10 year old children
I had the pyrates megabloks and my sister would get Lego city sets and make stop motion movies with them
dude who the fuck is jason, is this mexican schizophrenic
>>224019362They wanted to make it more relatable for /cum/ regulars
>>224019362they're gonna make them invincible too
I still think about this post from time to time
>>224019356my stem in women
Worried I got an STD so I doused my dick in rubbing alcohol. May God shine upon me and deliver me from evil please and thank you
how do people have money to rent houses in nyc?
Imagine getting HIV from normal sex with a woman. That'd really suck because everyone would just assume you're a lying fag
>>224019399that's my post
>so I doused my dick in rubbing alcohol
going into stem is a cheat-code for womenthe classes are easy because you have an army of nerd orbiters and every company wants you to fill their diversity quotas
Why are there so many Jap worshipers on /v/, I don't hate the Japanese but can these people not hop off their dicks?
getting STDs is not a thought in my mind
>>224019438Rich Jew parents or they're debt maxxing themselves into oblivion
might fuck around and watch some anime
>>224019442Doesn't happen, you always get the clap or syphilis first before getting that stuff. That stuff comes from a lot of unprotected buttsex both ways.
this different chocolate powder mom bought is absolute dog shit, this is why i only drink toddy
>>224019425Should have apologized to the fly
>>224019455i dont think they're are jewishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLpyaypUsMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEYH6VdrPjkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUlhHn9ndM
>>224019447it sure is easy mode to be surrounded by greasy stinky chud orbiters
>>224019447you can't really say STEM anymore since tech degress are worthless since the pandemiceven if you're a woman that shit won't get you a job
women LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city
>>224019471How many STDs you got? You're talking out your ass you don't have a single STD to your name
i got a stem degree at the absolute worst granted i havent tried getting a job but you know all the stuff happening really doesnt make me want to try
Fuck incels and misogynists. Leave now. This thread isn't for you.
latina e-gf just asked to see my penis
>>224019503>You're talking out your ass you don't have a single STD to your nameThis is true but I also know how HIV works and how other ones work. If you get AIDS from putting it raw into a girls butthole unprotected that says more about the both of you than the disease.
>>224019511You're being scammedWhoever's on the other end will use it to blackmail you
>>224019511how long is her gock?
maybe i'll just start studying again to get into a engineering college so im not stuck with a meme degree who knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBAauFYod80
I could've fucked a latino a few times but didn't want to deal with the awkwardness afterwards and sometimes faggots try to blackmail
>>224019549they don't have citizenship, if they blackmail you just call ICE.
latinx gxck
*taps sign*
>>224019556then he sends pictures of him getting his ass blown out by a latino to his mom
gock isn't gay, many studies have shown this
Just sneezed and farted at the same time if I'm the first person to experience this phenomenom I want it to be called a snart
good looking women be like>how to cope as a useless lonely rat
just chugged the whole thing cause i dont want to throw it out, might get a head ache
>>224019527How do you blackmail someone with a penis photo? You can always just say that's not my penis. Large room for plausible deniability I don't think my family and friends know what my penis looks like
I'm still awake wehehe
>>224019604Have you thought about becoming the strangler? You guys need a new serial killer
My feet are too hot :x
Boring movie that is way too fucking long
Alcohol kills bad stuff like germs and bacteria . Everytime you get drunk you're sanitizing your body. It's one of the healthiest drinks on the planet
>>224019668WHAT A LIFE
Gotta take those socks off and let those piggies breathe
>>224019664my dad loved western movies, its a big dad thing in general, same with red dead redemption
I wasn't always a foot guy
went to the catalog. still a shithole.and people complain about this board being only generals.
>>224019668not all bacteria is bad. There's a lot of good bacteria in your body
I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck?
>>224019691yeah same with world war 2 movies and documentaries.
>>224019700what the fuck....what the fuck...fun fact, joey has a video where he harasses a michael jackson impersonator on times square which actually is none other than jordan neely the guy who was choked to death on the subway in that thing that made national newsso when you watch that video of him almost getting into a fight with the MJ impersonator for telling hilarious MJ jokes, both of the guys in the video are now dead
NO EXISTE FORMULA PARA OLVIDARTEERES MI MUSICA Y MI MEJOR CANCION
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787117062731190.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787117062731190.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787117062731190.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787117062731190.mp4
>>224019714I knew that but had forgotten about it. I used to have a YouTube channel with his archived videos and we corresponded back and forth a couple times. He wanted to know if I had any more of his videos saved because he didn't have them backed up on a disk or something. Pretty dumb. One of his best videos was when he was on an episode of People's Court with Joseph Wapner. He trolled the plaintiff and called him a Roy Orbison look-a-like outcast. Sucks all those videos are lost and won't be seen again
goshtranny hit us with some xitter screenshots
>>224019777nice digits, I think that's good fortune for the rest of the yearyeah he was really doing something cool it was like life vlogging but back when that kind of shit was authentic and had soul
>>224019695around 2 or 3 est the board becomes just about america anyway so might as well come here
Wonder how those other two girls from the Blurred Lines music video feel when they see emrata with the movie roles and the book deal and the millions and millions of followers
wagies are sleepin ?
>elsa jean blowjob compilation BEST OF
might just kms at this point
>>224019704he loved those too
>>224019846i read she's 29 and already married 3 times. Not sure if she's single now or not.
>>224019820same way the bottom 20% OF whores feel when shannon elizabeth joins OF and rakes in $1M within a year
>>224019869who cares? shes a tatted out whore
If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve
america is great now
>>224019879it's just hilarious that you can be divorced 3 times before 30. That's some real mental illness going on there. Quick search says she is single now kek.
dumb yoshiposter
>>224019891I dunno, all the tech layoffs due to AI is gonna be bad for people.
uh oh .... i feel that pooey feeling in my tummy .... might be poo time .........
goodnight
Amerigoys have you apologized yet? >>224017529
Hello? Is Mexico home?
>>224019894I'm 30 and have never been on a date
>>224019951I might havebut then again I didnt officially ASK her on a date, just to "hang" out, so for all I know I was just simping for no reason
>>224019944Good night bud
eminem? the goat? he might just be
more like the strait of BOREmuz
Nobody listens to Eminem anymore
>>224020036everyone is still listening to eminem
Mixed some ham into tonight's mac n cheese and now my pee smells like ham
Released in 2000, set in 2023. Obviously we don't have flying cars, but not too far off as far as AI technology goes
music went nowhere, what do kids even listen to?
>>224019906*opens mouth*
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
>>224020067world isn't much differnt from 2000 other than smart phones.
wild I'm getting married soon and I really honestly believed I would be alone forever and probably commit suicidelife is like that sometimes huh
https://vimeo.com/31403448
https://youtu.be/TyUWs246kAo?si=lCyest4sFVL69v5-
maybe AI consciousness already exists when you stop thinking of consciousness as something special and just pattern recognition
>>224020086same expect for the first part
>>224020086Life can totally change unexpectedly in only a few months IF you put yourself out there
at least Im not a ginger
>>224020075liberals destroyed culture so there's nothing going on.
I dont even know where to meet womenlibrary? nope. Bar? nope. Book store? nope. Coffee shop? nope
>>224020086Are you willing to share her with virgin /cum/mers?
>>224020075>what do kids even listen to?Podcasts and audiobooks
all gingers i know are big on runescape
>>22402007510 hour video essays about Morrowind
Dictatorship has started. Phone numbers ending in 0 are getting shut down in México by orders of the lizard in presidency.
>>224020140i do that too, i'm talking about music
spinning this
>>224020135Does Caseoh like Runescape
>>224020108it's not that bad honestlymaybe it sucks to have red hair in europe or australia but it's never been a negative for me here
Why do people say you can't meet women at bars? I see tons of them there every time i go. Are you expecting to find one all alone and vulnerable like some weird ass stalker or wtf are you talking about
There are no gingers in Brazil
>>224020164yes? fuck am I gonna do with a ho in a relationship
el gato stretchy
I just read a really good post.
>>224020180i would rather be a virgin
>>224020180that is beyond grim, my guy
i can't post images again.whatever. see ya in 3 months cumsters
>>224020198I'm just a squirrel trying to bust a nut
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IFs0IzlM3tQI can 100% PERCENT fix her
>>224020183You're supposed to go with your friends and meet singles out with their friends how is this so difficult>inb4 muh covid ruined everythingLmao no it didnt you spazzes bars and pubs were like the first things to reopen
>>224020220with my what?
>>224020171yes there is. I watched that famous brazil movie called city of god and there was a ginger actor
No one ever messed me again since I started walking around with a sword on my hip
Looks like I'll be wasting tomorrow too
sugar gay
Need a job but too lazy to look for one and sign up
there is 0 reason to buy 7-up when generic brands taste the same
i'm trying to become a hard ass nigga but i'm really not
sup fellas
Parents are both off this weekend wonder what we are gonna do
>>224020285hello bvlgar fren
not a fan of normalfaggots
Not a fan of people who say the f-slur
i'm getting a week alone like next month, you already know i will be gooning like no other with that DIY fleshlight
>>224020297hows it going bro
maybe not everyone is deserving of hate and contempt
>>224020310
>>224018609that photo is old. she has thiccened up.
>>224020321This. I wouldn't even call homophobes "people" desu.
>>224020341She has ugly feet
>>224020339
>>224020321fanny?
>>224020331Pretty good. I got on the Dean's List again, I've got fall semester starting on Thursday, and I'm helping my family move. Probably going to get a Polish sausage from Portillo's tomorrow.
Once I get my chicken license, I can have chickens in my backyard
Would you drink manboob milk for 10,000₽?
mods, KILL this man
>>224020419Would you?
>>224020381>I got on the Dean's List againwhat does that mean?> Probably going to get a Polish sausage from Portillo's tomorrow.Pols make some good sausages and meats. I used to go to this Czech/Polish butchers years ago and everything was so tasty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71E8sArttE0
I still wear a covid mask
>>224020381Are you moving to a new state?
If you guys don't pick up the posts per second I'm fucking leaving I'm not gonna waste my time in a dead website do better or fuck off
>>224020445>what does that meanNot sure how that works over there in former Eastern Bloc countries but in the U.S it means you have a GPA higher than 3.5 at your college/university.>Pols make some good sausages and meats.They do. The best areas for that stuff in the U.S would be Chicago and Cleveland, the former of which is where the Maxwell Street Polish is from. I'd love to try picrel in Cleveland though.
>>224020451>Are you moving to a new state?No we're moving across town. We're moving from a house to a shitty apartment though.
>>224020486>but in the U.S it means you have a GPA higher than 3.5 at your college/university.Based. Congrats bro! >I'd love to try picrel in Cleveland though.This looks so good. That's how they eat it in Greece. You can get picrel from the places they sell Gyro, either in pita instead of Gyro meat or in a bun.
>>224020503Your family is falling apart
Baked potatos and gravy or fried liver and onions bros I've become mentally retarded from the internet and can no longer make simple decisions on my own
>fried liver and onionsunc ahhh dinner
>>224020522I'm 26 fuck you
>>224020522My favorite
real UNC hours rn
>>224020508>Congrats bro!Thank you! I'm doing very well at uni so far and I have a 3.75 gpa cumulatively. I've got a chance to move to Chicago on top of my two previous plans so that prospect has me excited, but U of C is a tough school to get into and work at so I need to keep moving forward.>>224020508>This looks so goodIt's cole slaw, fries, and barbecue sauce with a kielbasa that's either grilled or deep fried. It's a heart attack but it's incredible form what I've heard, it's from Cleveland and is called a Polish Boy.
>>224020551bro you're so cool
>>224020310>>224020360Does anyone have that pic of the horse like this but with a fish's body
Need my balls sucked
>>224020618lost your mom's number?
I've discovered that I really like Slovak-ERA RHCP https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZOuorvbHT4&https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kdj4BTOwj_0&
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