drink piss edition
Hi there how are you subedition
>>224025114it's like this when you drive into brighton, so much shit on the side of the road it's unsightly
sorry bud
>>224025112>>224025138neither of these are funny you incel sad case
Absolutely pissing with rain
>>224024980 #I have a job and friends so I'm only sitting down for 20-30 minute stintsNot something you can relate to I understand
keep refreshing the page for no reason
Remember when a billion used to be a million million, then they changed it to a thousand million for some reasonHow can you just change numbers?
why is the minimum wage worker held legally responsible if someone with an incredibly specific food allergy has a violent reactionif youre that allergic why would you eat food you havent prepared yourself, its not even possible to avoid cross contamination in a kitchen/supply chain it can only be minimised
this is incredibly arousingnothing sexier than fat zoomer goths
>>224025167really wasn't worth posting twiceor even once frankly
>>224025138bro posted a canspaedo image
>>224025041>what does "your da" meanYour dad. Your father. His fa-jah. Schmoke and a pancake.
looked away for 5secs and a load of slugs went on my water bottle
>>224025189they take a sip
>>224025179would you find an obese girl sexually attractive in real life?
>>224025167seethe harder little boy
>>224025189get them scranned
>>224025189slug tea
>>224025189/brit/ meetup
>>224025157Really puts it into perspective how an attractive rorke can be less attractive for wearing something like WHITE X LIBERAL X CONSERVATIVE X how else can I offend you Ts... Even though literally only browns wore those But still *Walks away*Guess they are looking for hatefuckers though (there are only 2 options)
>>224025195ew go away brown
>>224025199scr>>224025208scr
>>224025187
listening to music
>>224025189torture em
>>224025208s
So basically she hates black people and wants a white person to impregnate herThat's why she's not apologizingThe white womens doing this apologize for being white because it's still self hating blacks
>>224025216scre
>>224025220same
Still hasn't rained where I am
>>224025216>tf>tpi genuinely hate australians so fucking much
>>224025196Have sex virgy
>>224025238screaming
>>224025242brown brown go away ruin my country another day
Makes u think
Just tried playing fallout 4 again after how many years and oh my days is it utter dogshit
*sucks my own arse*
It's joever
>>224025251>>224025253>>224025255scert8uaih
>>224025250seethe harder kangaroo raper
arsegaylian sisters, your response?
>>224025246Maybe start with the hungry hungry caterpillar first and work from there mate
all managers are scum
>>224025260Tell me how you people speak with numbers and how to do it or what to ask ai 30 minutes daily
>>224025259make a good post or im filtering you
>>224025249
>>224025271your skin is poo colour haha
>>224025280gibberish
raping my own arse with a bluray
>>224025288Jokes on you, I'm on holiday in Spain and will be back on a Brit flag by Sunday
>>224025291better than raping kangaroos you pooskinned nigger
>>224025295gaped in 4K
>>224025112holy grimoli
>>224025298your vpn subscription runs out and your pip doesn’t come in til next fortnight you mean
racismlad playing this turk like a fiddle
Toilberg telling me I can't play my DS at workJust expects me to sit in my messy little cupboard doing fuck all until someone needs IT assistance
>>224025280Toby
>>224025220yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU8V1UQYi1E
At the bookshop lads
>>224025334sir ai piss filter
reckon racismlad is just doing satire and he's really nice in real life probably has a black gf haha
>>224025313it takes so little effort to whip up a shitskin into a rage wow very thankful i don't have a peanut sized arab brain x
>>224025344rent free
Got about half an hour until I get ready for toil team
>my DS
>>224025313your parents are cousins mate
>>224025326have you tried turning it off then on?
yep, so basically you’re going to get raped now!
>>224025361pakistani
>>224025358ever consider taking tasteful nude images of yourself and uploading them to the internet?
Love cute Indian women lads
arsed up my life
there's no chance anyone on /brit/ is working at aldisomeone is telling fibs here
>>224025350how many aussie jaks do you have post more
Rorke taking a fat BBC and shitting himself after taking such a fat BBC
>>224025392
can someone help me please
>>224025361rent free
>>224025372why do you want to see a naked skinnyfat bloke
>>224025398no fuck off
>>224025395was just saying this down the care home
>>224025392R E N T F R E E
>>224025406i never said i wanted to see it
>>22402542138
>>224025426ktim
Why is it that incels (who will never know the pleasure of touching a woman) are the ones that care the most about migrants raping natives? Is it jealousy that the humble Eritrean has the brazenness to take the English woman for himself?
>>224025441R E N T F R E E
dropkicking my 364 year old uncle down the stairs
im just having fun im not even pissed anymore
>im just having fun im not even pissed anymore
kin ell parking is expensive in edinbro
>>224025498just get the train ffs vile golem
>>224025490R E N T F R E E
just did a pure black hershey squirt poo lads
>>224025507train would cost £200 for two people, car is £20 of petrol
>>224025512this is just sat atp
for some reason old art is all just naked people
>>224025492R E N T F R E E>>224025517
>>2240254982nd most expensive city in the UK + it's the fringe so there's extra price gougingthey're always at it though cause there's minted chinese tourists there year round. It's a lovely city though and well worth a visit. Not like glasgow, never come here.
>>224025518me when i wake up on the weekend
>>224025528question: with the fringe on is it socially acceptable to be drunk at 10am? i am unapologetically going to be drinking the entire time and hoping fellow scots will be doing so too
Turkish women are fit as fuck
the roach has been mindbroken beyond all repair scr
right well that's a poo with the end of it still glued to my arse which I had to hose off myself in the shower like some filthy zoo animal isn't it
Got my work capability assessment next week. How the fuck do I get LCWRA? Worried they'll do everything to avoid giving me it
>>224025564wish i could see it
me and the aussie
>>224025561R E N T F R E E
wonder what those chinese uni students who end up in random shitholes in the uk think lol. most of them are probably relatively wealthy to be studying abroad, so probably from huge modern mega cities like shanghai and shenzhen. then they go to to any uk city outside london and must think it’s proper fucking shite lmao
how do you use an iron? are you meant to press the steam or water button for every garment? my clothes always stay creased but I've had my iron about 5 years and don't think I've had to fill it up since the first time
If she's over 18 then some of her pictures are crazy. Women shouldn't be allowed makeup
>>224025578ok
would rather live in edinburgh than in manchesterwould rather live in leeds than manchester ffshate this cunting salford-london pipeline that london is hell bent on building for reasons beyond mefuck manchester. cultureless dump.
>>224025515i could fly to any city in the country for less than that wtfwhat the actual fuck is going on in great shitstain
>>224025548
Really tempted to quit my job without lining another one up. Sick of working with retarded indians
>>224025589You could easily move to StockportThe jewel of England
>>224025575I'll fucking kill you
>>224025578They're all absolutely wadded with cash lad like each one's dad owns a mineral mine back home or something to that effect. They all wear designer clobber.Not to mention that their fees are vastly more than what UK students pay. Each chinese student pays like £25,000/year to 'study' here. I say study because they don't actually do any work or attend lectures or seminars (or indeed speak English). But the universities know who butters their bread so they just waive these chinese folk through.
>>224025595>i could fly to any city in the country for less than that wtfsame here but we can also fly to anywhere in europe for that muchit's trains alone that are expensive and everyone knows this
is there an ethnicity that doesn’t have fit birds
why are the connections red and white today?does it mean anything?
willy just turned purple and fell off
>>224025554scr
nanberg still to this day refuses to entertain any mention of the simpsons due to it 'promoting child abuse' (when Homer strangles Bart)my dad wasn't allowed to watch it lol
the news treats my town as part of london even though it's not part of london
>>224025631just googled it and it means you’re gay
doin' a poo
take the train regularly to commute and its only £4.50 for a round tripskill issue
>>224025649think searches are tailored to the user nowadays aren't they
>>224025629whatever nation this is
>>224025641bas vegas
woke up and already feel anxious
woke nonsense
>>224025640she sounds like a good lady
Homer of a lonely BartApu of the Kwik e Mart
fart simpson
>>224025687ROAR
>>224025687Not funny
who needs the kwik e marttheir floors are sticky mart
>>224025687Still can't believe that Indian kicked up a fuss about apu and the simpsons dropped the character lol. Mad how cucked the US is
come on ladies come on ladies
>cum on ladies will do
>>224025717>>224025720you two should breed and see what your child thinks
Has there been any female leader who wasn't a total fuck up?
Bellingcat investigations are interesting even if their whole operation is probably controlled by some intelligence agency
>>224025664scream
>>224025752i would only ever breed with an australian and given their good sense of humour they'd surely find it roar-worthy
the evil fungus in my closet is telling me to kill people
>>224025760leftypol loves his child soldiers
troubling news coming out of South Sugon
>>224025762roar
shift + t enables threading so you can take a screenshot of a post and reply very easily
>>224024238Kek. Boomers think pensions are fine.
two grey aliens flung themselves in front of my car last night trying to insurance scam me
when i'm doing a piss i have to lean over quite far to be able to see my willy. i wonder if actually obese people have to lift their belly up.
>>224025812you disgusting fat freak
female sasquatches raped me in 1982my child is out there somewhere
>>224025166the rain in spain stays mainly in the plain
>>224025830(rolls up long sleeved shirt revealing hairy chimp arms) dad...?
right so mad people claim they hear voices in their heads telling them to do bonkers things, but what if for brief moments it’s their own internal monologue? if i never had one i’d bloody shit bricks if a voice popped into my head telling me shite
Owner of a cummy fart by Elton John
sixth sense but it's black people
>>224025800Course they do, ironically boomers hog so much public spending it's unreal, it's not just pensions but social care and the NHS, both of which they get the lion share of. Then there'll be all sorts of other benefits they get, which aren't as big but still add up, free bus passes, winter fuel allowance etc.I honestly hate boomers so much. They were all small government conservatives when they were working but now they've retired they've become the biggest socialists known to man. Utter hypocritical cunts and the main reason the country is buried in a mountain of unsustainable debt
I will stand by my thesis that, in a vacuum, quirk chungusism is actually quite endearing quality in woman (and infinitely preferable to the stuck up, permanently aggrieved shrew that a lot of women seem to default to) BUT, unfortunately, does tend to come with a lot of trait co-morbidities.
>>224025849i had this a couple of times. it's not exactly a voice like someone speaking in your ear, but a very vocal thought that isn't yours. happened when i smoked crack and meth for a week and didn't sleep more than an hour a day.
>>224025830>>224025845grow up ffs
>>224025849read some schizos say that the voices they hear sound like theyre in a physical place around them
(mark felton productions intro music, 30 second black and white video montage of nerdy white boys doing zesty caribbean dance)Black pussy Changed rorke?
>>224025877you're nothing
>>224025869dis nigga tweaking
>>224024238its labour voters who are spot onthe vast, vast majority of government spending goes towards pensionsnon-pension benefits are a negligible fraction of UK spending, if you abolished them overnight nothing would change (rather the country's economic health would get much worse due to second and third order effects)
>>224025849what do you mean by internal monologue
/brit/ is far too fast for midday on a wednesday. why aren't you toiling?
>>224025892road
>>2240259139:58pm mate
>>224025869yeah but reckon that is what smoking crack and meth gets you doesn’t it >>224025881maybe, i know auditory hallucinations exists but it seems far fetched to me that without drugs you’d suddenly hear a voice telling you to smoke a nigga out lest they’re not possessed by a demon or whatnot
>>224025849i get it every night just before i fall asleep. in fact i know when i'm about to fall asleep because someone who isn't me starts shouting in my head
>>224025912is the voice in your head broken?
>>224025812same but mine is just naturally small
>>224025913Getting drunk and shit posting
>>224025861They insist they're 'conservatives' generally but they've also followed the conservative into quite far left territory. Most of them grew up labour, went conservative when they worked because of lower tax let's be honest. They are a childish generation. The new proposed tax on homes is a good idea because it'll tax bigger homes at a higher rate with the intention of forcing boomers to move to bungalows and free up housing for young families. They're a very selfish bunch of people.
>>224025961marfs
im everything
>>224025939that’s mental lad, only by night time?
>>224025961she is pure sex just like her sister and muma family of incredibly sexo creatures
youll poo nothing
Put a 200% tax on cruises. Boomers will still go on cruises. But we can fleece them. Money can go toward my Pip.
>>224025275Read more classics than you've had hot dinners you odious little worm
>>224025334Love the new york section at the bookshop
>>224025963where are you
>>224025994who let bro cook
water is mental
>>224026006AND I'M SO SORRY
>Read more classics than you've had hot dinners you odious little worm
my marfa sex arse is stuck in the strait of hormuz
>>224026006Spain
>>Read more classics than you've had hot dinners you odious little worm
>>224025995This month alone I've read Wolf Solent by JC Powys, The Music of Life by Denis Noble, an History of Western Science (A Alioto), Jude The Obscure by Hardy, Economics and World Historty by Paul Bairoch and Shakespeare's Henreiad.
>>224025939that's called hypnagogic hallucinations
>>224026049shagged 0 times
what the f is this?
>>224026035he cant handle allat
I am forgotten
this month I've spent around 150 hours reading /brit/
>>224026065I have a gf of 8 years
>>224026035is that ruby's sister
winona ryder she a cutie
Chippy lunch with dogberg
>>224026091Skype relationship with some chinky from Hunan doesn't count
>>224026104marfa is ruby's sister yeah
>>224026112My dog could not get this close to food and now devour it on sight.
>>224026119Believe whatever soothes your butthurt mate
>>224026091image i quoted your post back to you and attached a pic of a smug soyjack
>>224026091And you still get no pussy cause she's repulsed by you
feel bad for mongs who take days or even weeks to read a single book
>>224026035look at that effeminate zoomerno wonder millennials are the last generation to not be incels
>>224026112You shouldn't feed him that that's not good.
>>224026112screaming at this image just so bizarre
>>224026112:)
>>224026112mad how apparent it is that this is in ScotlandI wonder if non-Scottish people can tell
>>224026123doesn't make sense how one sister got all the sex appeal and the other got none
Did tesco home delivery for a few bits I prefer to asda. Now they've gone and replaced my jalepeno cheese bites with mozzarella sticks. That is my favourite item and they've replaced it. Calamity. Will be handing that shit back to the driver and demanding a refund. Usually offer the tesco man a drink but not today.
*three paragraphs of gibberish*
>>224026181what you on about? ruby is sex
>>224026181often is the casegenetics is a cunt
can tell gary felt like a proper knobhead when he got kicked out the pasty shop wearing his stupid wig disguise soooo embarrassing
>>224026184>mozzarella sticks for jalapeno cheese bitesseems a fairly sane sub to be honest lad
>>224026184just pop a jalapeno in your mouth the a bite of mozzarella stick
>>224026209he's such a creep
>>224026184hope he sparks you out
addicted to eating
both the dadberg and mumberg enjoy watching garyeatsthat's how i know he's a strange bugger
infatuated with the australian family guy poster
>>224026049Sound boring desu
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
The picky bits
>>224026243get on the wegovy or mounjaro lad
>>224026049learnt anything interesting?
read ulysses, infinite jest, and the recognitions just this morningi can read 1000 pages per hour
>>224026223It is but why don't they have that product? Unacceptable. Don't like mozzarella sticks. They're bland.
>>224026250he takes it up the batty
>>22402627080 pound a month la
Concocting the most worthless post possible
The thing is I have my own reasons for not findinf Achebe's boom the masterpiece its claimed to be, rooted in the novels failure to transform the tension within Achebe's simultaneous usage and rejection of the Conradian form into a something that actually transcends Conrad, Achebe remains trapped in the very thought-forms of the man he seeks to escape.You're just motivated by a desire to be le epic based racist and your experience is determined by your nit finding it entertaining enough goyfeed.Your only resort will be to make some dismissive spaki esque reply now.
genuinely reckon ive watched more uk food review content and know more of their lore than almost anyone in this country. easily in the top 0.5%gary eats, greeno eats, Hannah rickets, bald foodie guy the whole bloody lot just on autoplay all day while i wfh and eat my meals
Probably will do an Iceland shop to stock up on all my frozen slop desires. If tesco can't deliver I can always rely on Iceland to pull through.
Actually feel a bit sorry for bookmong if I'm honestSame manky gf from secondary school, never left his hometown, probably lives in some depressing 2 up 2 down terraced house and just distracts himself with pages after pages Never really taking anything in just glazing over it in an effort to ignore the obvious
scots be like this gaff no english dug looks well chuffed an that wit the scran
>>224026293sorry lads the posts below you already got you beat
just skipped over the above couple posts not reading allat sorry
>>224026308getting any sausage rolls?
>>224026309This is deeply pathetic fantasising that exists for the sole purpose of soothing your own bruised ego.
>>224026316the pic is 100% in scotlandI'd bet the house on it
there's a chinaman loitering around outside
>>224026344let him in
>>224026305
>>224026272Genuinely the most interesting book was Alioto's (available for free on Internet Archive), because he is an historian first he understands the competing and complementary intellectual currents that developed against and alongside the scientific method. Already from the opening chapter you have an introduction to the mythic structures that undergird western thought and whilst he doesn't believe in those myths he demonstrates how they functioned as a structurung system for ancient society.
surely an employer out there is going to give a 38 year old who hasn't worked in 15 years a chance
>>224026377dependsis he indian?
Who was alley cats meant to offend?
hate that pay rises are percentage based in this country, just tricks mongs into thinking theyre getting a good deal
>>224026394stray dogs usually
>>224025961>>224026035ISNT SHE FAT AS FUCK NOW?LAST PICTURE I SAW SHE LOOKED LIKE JABBA THE HUT>>224026207ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL?SHE IS BUSTED
>>224026376that does sound pretty interesting
turn that caps lock off
>>224026377you could be working in a supermarket by this time next week if you wanted it. They don't check references and there's a huge turnover. They will also have lost a lot of staff with people going back to uni / school.>n-no you don't understand I c-can't apply to supermarkets because [pathetic excuse]and so we reach the heart of the issue
reverse-sucking a poo from my arsehole
>>224026446SORRY BUT WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?HE DIDNT EVEN REPLY YET
>>224026448oh... ummy
Booklad(mong) hereSorry for being an arseholeSeeing how bad my spelling mistakes were on that post has reminded me to he humbleIm still obvious your intellectual superior so don't get carried away x
>>2240263308 year relationship and still too forlorn and scared of commitment to pop the questionOnly thing he feels safe around is his ever increasing pile of books Sad existence
an >inb4 would have been the polite thing to do
I need, NEED to get off my arse and drive to the shop
Enjoying some Lurpak slightly salted on my excellent sourdough bread
>>224026446they have high turnover because its hard work and people burn outloads join thinking itll be a doddlealso quite dangerous these days with shoplifters
>>224026488Neither of us want to get married, not an easily swayed npc chud you see.
who tf is bookmong
>>224026486READING DOESNT MAKE YOU SMART LITERAL CHILDREN CAN DO IT ONLY RETARDS THINK THAT BTW
inserting a velo in to my japsy
this thing of ours...
new dtfic gimmick just dropped
>>224026517university of life runt having an all caps melty
>>224026517Thank you for your irrelevant reply I guess.
>>224026520phwoar which flavour lad
Rorke unironically saying that supermarket work is too dangerous so he HAS to remain a NEETFucking state lol
>>224026514That what she tells you is it?
>>224026541A MEALY MOUTHED REPLYGROW UP LITTLE BOY
>>224026526brit? whatever happened there
>>224026560I was the first to mention I had no intention of getting married, we met at a rustler's group ubi so she's an intellectual like me you see.
>>224026376>this nigga wants you to believe he's read 3000 pages over the past 19 days
just been in asda
>>224026546THANKSYOU TOO
reading and attempting to comprehend increasingly difficult books demonstrably makes you more intelligent btw
>>224026551im not a rorke and im just speaking from experience
>>224026505>its hard work and people burn out, loads join thinking itll be a doddleadmittedly true but if you're willing to put in the work it's a mindless job that pays the bills, has infinite overtime if you want it, and you can tread water there for as long as you want. And as previously mentioned the barrier to entry is insanely low. for many NEETs it's a great option
>>224026603does it?
>>224024969>>224024969>>224024969
is this a new thread personality?
>>224026584That's only 263 pages a day mate fucking hell
>>224026617>>224026617nuevo
OH HE REALLY DIDNT LIKE THAT ONE
so turns out i have to wait another year to play gta 6 because i'm on pc
The Byrne boys are in town
>>224025291I'll never understand how this is an insult. Silky brown (the best brown) is my favourite colour in a woman. It looks DIVINE
Obviously too dark isn't nice
But pale isn't as nice as it is in your mind, in reality it's aesthetically unpleasing to the eye, it shows up too many colours and is never a nice evening tone
And I know unpleasing isn't a word.In before
