rorke's bird edition
really am gagging for some cock in my mouth and arse and grindr round here is grimmight go brum and have a look there
why do they get in the sea if they can't swim?
made a post in the old>>224028029
can you believe that guy?he's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional
mad how terrible my complexion is, simultaneously my skin looks thin, oily, pale and yet red look like that guy who touched the graphite in Chernobyl then lay in bed with his skin sloughing off
>>224028019not sure why you think it's cool to act gay
The perfect child
>those three black girls in Brighton>that Bangladeshi family in Essex>now a Palestinian in Shoreham What is it about biomass and not being able to visit the coast safely?
>>224028057it is
>>224028043Faustian spirit
>>224028099>>224028098
>>224028075biomass naturally wants to return itself to mother nature
>>224028075Still remember the quote from the step brother of the woman who had died and the best thing he could say about her is she raised the kidsBBC edited that one out in later versions of the articles
rorke reacting to the news it was a refugee by picking up flowers and heading towards the sea
>>224028052even the most basic skin routine would sort that out
>>224028126looks better after
>>224028126https://youtu.be/yMATM0A5AskCWYING CWYING
another day of vile sluggish racist sexist homophobic transphobic niggaphobic /brit/posting
>>224028126scream
https://youtu.be/xe2j_DAZgeMvideo about that wanking beheading thingdidn't realise it was a canibalism
>>224028161get the fucking stream filled in and get some fucking hmos built on the site for asylum seekers
>>224028161HELLLLLLLLLL
fuck that
>>224028126
goremongs are hereim fucking off until janny sorts it out
>>224028172That's literally Pakistan
umm..brownoid posting again
nah don't think so
>>224028138nah there's something wrong with me I reckonI look like a fucking evil, oily, red skeleton
I remember thinking posting gore was cool and shocking when I was 14
Not cool. Are you 14? Cool off.
>>224028186it’s not
>>224028185LMAO imagine being scared of a little beheading videofrail little fairyboy
why are most plastic surgeons jewish
>>224028196>>224028198Why not 13? What specifically makes it 14?
mad how a lot of people are having how's your father right now
>>224028195alri revenantlad
>>224028186They have asylum seekers in Pakistan too
>>224028182This one is brutal.
Just want to say that I am not a goremong I just saw the documentary about the beheading wank and thought you might like to see it too since original video was posted a lot here
mad part is the ezgif filename which meant he actually got them on gif, saved them and then ran them through ezgif to remove the sound just so he could post them here for shock valueMental illness
>>224028226Is he ok?
>>224028207clavicular promotes plastic surgery and he went to Israel
>>224028182the surgeons that agree to do this instead of talking them out of it should face criminal charges
some random foreigner just drilling holes into my wall
>>224028240what was the story behind it then?I only saw the thumbnail
>>224028246You all wouldn't know what to do without me.
>>224028246Think im rather glad theyre without sound desu
>>224028256>horse mugcute
it's not THAT bad is it?
>>224028272ban plastic surgery
>>224028256Nice place for cuddles.
>>224028256>Decorative empty Vodka bottles
>>224028280apart from bolt-ons and bblsthey can stay
>>224028266it’s for candles >>224028286they’re not empty lad
>>224028256How did your vehicle test go?
>>224028272she didn't need a facelift at all, she looks about 19
Im in the city of big tits
>>224028272
>>224028256get rid of those absolut bottles, palwhat are you, a fresher?
shouted at someone at workfeel awful now, genuinely looked like he was about to cry
>>224028272it takes 12 weeks or more for the swelling to go down and the tissue to stop moving. obviously everything will retract slightly so surgeons go over the top and interpolate where the face will settle once healed.
>>224028246ezgif is used for compression, so actually he tried to post them, realized he couldn't, THEN went to ezgifprobably took him 15 minutes of his day
>>224028272ALL plastic surgery looks badeven the high end surgery that Hollywood stars pay a fortune for looks badit all looks bad
>>224028299bbls smell
>>224028258Still watching the video but so far it was a man with a beheading fetish and a man with a thing for vore and canibalism and they got together and helped each other outThe killer apparently cooked his organs and ate them
>>224028304don’t know, haven’t had one >>224028316not mine, they’re my missus’
>>224028246beyond grim
>>224028335what from the sweat?
*whispering* rorke's a bender, pass it on
sucking a twix
>>224025123need this
>>224028356more
>>224028356can too small
my screen time today is abysmaldone nothing but scroll reels and twitter since i woke up
>>224028371it's average, not small!!!
>>224028356nonce
>>224028303>for candleshandles for forks?
>>224028351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWcSxbI1yQk
>>224028329It has several functions though, you can remove sound from videos which is most likely since he's clearly got them from /gif/ which allows sound
>>224028377this but endlessly browse pornography
>>224028386corks
doing a dopamine detox
oscillating between feeling glum and feeling hopeful
>>224028345
how on earth does someone actually get into beheading as a fetish lmaohow fucked in the head can you be
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
>>224028416must be the meatball invoice
>>224028416ah, that was my missus’ carwent through without a hitch
>>224028416Ordering a ballistic missile strike on this location
four candles please
women are lovely
remember triple t
>>224028427Genuinely? He was probably shagging. Ask any woman under the age of 35. They all have a story where they shagged the old man/homeless man/Uber driver or whatever because they were "being feral/goblin" (TikTok terms) and wanted to do it "for the lore" (another TikTok term).
>>224028420>how fucked in the head can you bereckon that’s what they like
>>224028356naizuri is a real man's fetish
>>224028414my life is a dopamine detox
>>224028466they are..
>>224028466they're alright
watched "the mirror" by tarkovsky yesterdaydidnt get it
>>224028466yeah big fan
First time I had sex I was 17 and paid a prostitute to come home. She was a slavic woman. Put the condom on and fucked in a few stances, she deterred me when I touched her asshole in the 69, ate her pussy though. I came when she jerked me off.
honest question lads, can a man with a 4 inch penis satisfy a woman and keep her faithfulin terrified of ending up in a relationship and her just having to depend on side schlongs to remain satisfied
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crrv48lenwgo
>>224028502watched stalker and thought it was boring so i haven't watched any other tarkovsky films
>>224028502should’ve watched chicken run (2000)
>>224028502stick to marvel
>>224028470I think you're a fucking goblin and you're making posts "for the bore" (4chan term) (blog on)
>>224028518wouldn't know, mines 6.1 x
>>224028468They've got TTTS mukbang nowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/S1Io-Bm2b4o
>>224028502The guy that made dexters laboratory?
>>224028182From looking bit like Emily Carey to looking like Jim Carrey in The Mask
>>224028466Like em a lot.
>>224028535kino
>>224028530well i watched stalker and really liked it
any sniff your sisters panties man in?
>>224028521Maybe she was just nervous about her job interview
>>224028518No.
Been posting here for years now and I honestly think it's fucked my head up worse than ever
things are gonna change I can feel it
>>224028534we are penis twins x
looked out the window and saw a guy and a girl leaving work togetherthe guy turned to go down a little path and the girl did the very obvious "nah i'm going this way instead so bye!" to avoid going with himdespite the fact that the path quite shortly links up with the street and they'll bump into each other again anyway
>>224028502Love samaurai jack by him
>>224028518my dick is 7 inches or so and I've never been able to keep a gf, so...
>>224028531sent that freak flying
>>224028572i mean /brit/ is probably the most sane of all gens
*me shaking my head above the sink*Let it snow let it snow let it snow
Mad seeing 6 year old Indian / bangledeshi girls with proper moustaches like. They haven't got a chance
>>224028580Peng
i liked samurai jack and my older brother said 'samurai cack' and I just screamed NOOOOOOOOO and had a meltdown and punched the walls
>>224028427
>>224028535get the infants watching this on repeat for 6 hours
>>224028557No but my female friends one time, she should have left then in the room so visable
>>224028612mfs really cant afford £2400 without going to a fundraiser
can't figure out how to enter this fucking 'yanki creche!!!
>>224028612euthanasia at the vets cost £100
>>224028616kippered
i love anime breasts
>>224028616samurai spackspack to the max its samurai spack
>>224028580>Inshallah They know this just means god willing right? It's not some special "Muslim" term it's just Arabic
>>224028582desu i think everyone hates the idea of sharing a commute home with a coworker
>>224028648Haha Love it. Hated season 5 I think mentioned that here already.
>>224028641there’s probably cheaper diy solutions for that
>>224028601I don't knowGot some seriously mentally ill freaks in here
>>224028647many are saying this
Dr House stole some people's DNA to win a bet
>>224028657in college there was a guy in my class who got the same bus home as mewe'd talk in class, and walking to the bus stop but after getting on the bus we would sit in separate seats specifically to avoid this.probably saved the friendship
HouseSherlockThe MentalistDexterWhat other 'smart people written for dumb people' shows are there?
>>224028628Shouldnt*
>>224028671Classic House. Whatever it takes
>>224028530blud pretending to be riveted by long shots of empty fields and pondweed lolclever boy arent you!
>>224028629It is bizarre how often these trannies appear to be on the poverty lineIs it cause they're perpetually unemployed or is there a fundraising culture I've missed?
>>224028668probably more in the other ones don’t you think
>>224028699suits?
>>224028705how was the new spider man movie
>>224028699suits
having anime thoughts gentlemen
>>224028709well i know sverigetraden is extremely mental
rorke sucking on his pencil
>>224028699peter griffin is a dumb person written for smart people
There's a tall, skinny, bespectacled and pale girl at work who seems a little funny and off beat, but shy and quiet. Noticed the other day she was wearing a leather pencil skirt as part of her business attire. Not revealing or slutty, just a little, 'oh'. So I looked her up on instagram and turns out, outside of work, she's a complete and utter latex/PVC wearing goth baddie, and incredibly fit.
Every second you waste is gone forever Think about that
>>224028580grim
>>224028728'
>>224028743going to shag her?
Rorke poking his rubber with a pencil until it's gray all over and unusable
/brit/ is looking a bit "ethnic" these days
>>224028733yeah, don’t know why but swedes on the internet are usually fucked in the head reckon the german one is fuck off full of turboautists
>>224028746Really makes you think.
>>224028580genuinely disturbing how mentally ill these leftypol freaks are
>>224028580I am so glad that most normal people are happy to speak openly about how people like this are mentally ill now, it's so refreshing we can just all be honest with each other about it.
@grok initiate TND
>>224028770Sorry
Here's why the ULEZ is a good thing!
>>224028764Probably not as she is taller than me and I have a gf.
>>224028766Did this
>>224028699BIG BANG THEORY COMES TO MIND FRASIER TOO
Did rorke have a bag full of pukka pads and a helix oxford maths set, or did he have loose pieces of lined paper, a broken pencil, and a can of boost?
>>224028792>research funded by: Mayor of London
rorke clicking his mechanical pencil out as far as it goes and leftypol snapping it off in his arse
would rather nuke northern ireland into ashes than let the paddies have it back
>>224028775Sometimes translate some of their posts and they do seem like mongs tbfHowever I do think /brit/ is still really mentally ill, not a great place to be
new whiteness map
sucking a coffee
Rorke playing five finger fillet with his compass
Would like to create a fantasy film
>>224028699The Good DoctorBonesCriminal MindsCSIWestworld
>>224028841A film about you shagging is it?
off the wanking, me. makes me tired and i got stuff to do
>>224028856omdz
>>224028827>However I do think /brit/ is still really mentally ill, not a great place to beaye yeah but it’s best of the worst, a diamond in the poo so to speak
>>224028856that's fiction, not fantasy, you idiot
>>224028856du nim
rorke clipping the web of his finger with his binder and accidentally nipping himself
>>224028874
>>224028811yeah i'd fuck her
>>224028837isle of man has rabies? is it just one dog ruining it for everyone?
mental how I'm sitting here complaining about my trivial problems, meanwhile Ukranian kids are being snatched off the street to go die in a war for a literal kikeneed to be more grateful lads
oooh watch out the dictionary police are here
>>224028699SopranosSeinfeldmr robot
>her
>>224028904it helps when you live in a continent sized country with nice neighbours
I don't know if any of you use spaces other than reddit but everywhere has been absolutely vile since Reform announced their plans to cut PIP.Disabled people have been posting comments on tiktok, insta, x and other spaces to the effect of "This policy will kill me", sometimes word for word.The response has very often been "good".These people want Aktion T4 in this country. I don't recognise the British population anymore. The media and far right pipeline has completely and totally fucked a huge chunk of the population and they've turned into such nasty vile people that I don't think any of them are recoverable. They're like this permanently now.The left is not radicalising as hard as it needs to in order to match what the right is becoming.
im your uncle
i said suits first
>>224028895>>224028902spitroasted that little twink freak
>>224028920no one in seinfeld is smart
>>224028378literally smaller than my penis, thats not a full sized monster
>>224028939Definitely felt, the biggest thing to upset me recently is the utter lack of empathy that the general populace seems to have, I used to really believe in the good of most people but it's getting harder and harder to hold on to that belief
>>224028920YOU ARE AN IMBECILE
nothing makes me happy anymore
>>224028939>social media and newspapers made them right winglove this cope
Not sure why that made everyone so mean.
>>224028920no one in the sopranos is smart
>>224028743is that her?>>224028811
>>224028973ktim
>>224028939>>224028961big fan of the stolen reddit post gimmick
ben shapiro asked me personally to be mean to the disabled
>>224029002This always gets yous from my experience
>>224028978covid vacc had some evil juju tribal juice in it that gave everyone a lil bit of demonic aura in them i fear(antivaxxers already had a demon in them thats why they feared the vaccine)
Let's go war x
>>224028994ARE YOU ALSO A FAN OF THE SAMEFAG GIMMICK?BECAUSE I AM NOT
>>224029016rofl xD
Enjoyed the brief bookmong gimmick but mostly enjoyed it wasn't run into the friend and just allowed to taper off
>>224028939Yeah, it's truly bizarre but it's arriving on the end of a couple of years of demonization, and all the feedback is gonna be coming from people who haven't the empathy for others or the intelligence to realise that every minority that is attacked is a buffer before these potential changes affect them - which they will.You're right though it is sickening to see a society rallying around the deprivation of the most vulnerable, these must be those British values we keep hearing about.
>>224029002gale on a madone
>>224029016shat out a bloody demon today fuck me it stunk
might be some kind of mental bias but canadian flags are the singular ones i completely ignore, i see that flag and i simply dont bother reading the rest of the sentence.desperate poundland yanks
Should I watch “Twin Peaks”?
remember when murdoch was the big boogeyman?
>>224029002Hes not wrong
>>224029083no
time for the autumn lads, get the jumpers in. reckon i cop this?
boris is just pure evil
>>224029080>>224029083>>224029088>>224029091concession accepted
AND YET YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE YOUR BORING OPINION ABOUT US ANYWAYHOW CURIOUS
>>224029096fuck off, i'm not wearing jumpers yet
>>224029080i ignore every foreign flag
>>224029103Remember when he tricked every rorke into the country into voting for him LOL.
>>224029002Did they fight afterwards?
>>224029094Reverse psychology doesn't work on me.
can sunberg piss off
>>224029103I literally posted about this back in 2021-2022 but everyone was focused on the pandemic and donald blumpf/sleepy joe
>>224029126wish i could be a sociopath manipulator like him
i win
.
>>224029108done them
>>224029141on behalf of /brit/ we apologise for not believing in you
>>224029126tbf corbyn was a big help too
right then
>>224029141>pandemic
>>224029172fucking UM
I'd do that with a mate, it's kind of hot
>>224029172seems a tad bit gay
>>224029172right
>>224029172COCK MOGS ME
just had a random heart aarythimia should i call the doctor?
>>224029172
i went out on a datewith a girl it went greatshe had so many friends
>>224029172um
>>224029204would be hard to avoid the urge to kiss
The entire British Immigration and Welfare system is designed to make it as easy as possible for brown people and as hard as possible for white britons, it is like this by design, and it is deliberate
SWAT OFFICERS AND U.S. MARSHALS INJURED AFTER PORCH COLLAPSES DURING WARRANT ATTEMPT
>>224029216the milton keynes boom
a lot of you need to be ended
Off I go. Won't be back for a while.
>>224029232I know, it's an outrage
>>224029204what if the ropes hit the other person :O
>>224029281spillage is lickage
cant focus on anythint when I know there’s crisps in the cupboard
Is that two blokes stroking their willy to a picture of Ariana grande?
>>224029307no it isn't that
>>224029307and cumming all over it at the same time!
>>224029307so it seems
All my former colleagues and mates got redundant when we merged with another company and I've ended up in a team 90% made of employees from the other side.Their chirpy banter and gifs and 'haha well SOMEONE doesn't want that karoke video sharing!' tier humour on the chat, being all happy as larry and matey when all the people I used to joke around with are gone, makes me want to kill them all desu.
boy at the bottom had a much nicer cock
>>224029002Reddit loves their epic karen when the butt of the joke is rich whites but when it's someone telling a black to turn their music down it's "just let people live bro how does it affect you"
you've done a whole thread in an hour at 3pm on a weekday. slow down a bit
just realised my laptop has a webcam cover
>The family who drowned off a beach in Sussex were a Palestinian refugee, his wife and daughter, it has emerged.
british reddit is so fucking grimhalf of it is boring sods like henry, personal finance uk, investing/retiring... even saw fucking /r/MiddleClassFinance todaythe rest of is extremely unfunny "british" jokes and questions like sunday roasts, pretending to be mad at tea biscuit shit, and the usual politics whiningwould legitimately burn everyone on that site alive
>>224029307nah just an optical illusion
new gta leak x https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA6unmoderated/comments/1vsmi93/new_leak/
>happy as larry and matey
>>224028126This is metaphysical rape
>>224029103And now he goes on podcasts and blames the civil service
>>224029391evil turkish gremlin
>>224029375Survived Gaza but a gentle tide was too much?
>>224029375that’s numberwang!
>>224029371This is the same guy who called the left violent when someone said they weren't upset about Widdecombe's death btw.
>>224029378looks quite pish tbf
>>224029375okthat'snicedon'tcaregoback
>>224029421does it really though or are you just being an edgelord
>>224029371non-whites can't swim
>>224029425>>224029418>>224029417rattled redditors lmao
>>224029378don't like that slow mo shit
new NOOOOOOOW
>>224029378driving looks more like gta4
kill jester
>>224029419Bradley "Filet-Mignon a Palestignon" Walsh
>>224029366yes, i've been watching you through it this whole time
gta 6 leak but it’s not gta 6 it’s my arse
>>224029449>new NOOOOOOOW
>>224029378Combat system and physics engine still shite I see
>>224029472whats it leakin
>>224029479looks like my willy
>>224029108Thems the rulez
*nasal spacker voice*"Combat system and physics engine still shite I see"
lowercasemong back from toil and straight onto the bradleys
there could be a catastrophic mass extinction event and rorke would still be posting "poo bradley sex arse"
>>224028204>>224028204>>224028204New
>>224029520>>224029520>>224029520
>>224029429it doesclunky combat and looks like a gta5 graphics mod
>>224029521>>224029521>>224029521
