bookmong edish
whatever happened to Bart and Lisa brother? the one trapped in the attic?
Pure sex
Are you all fed up of the right claiming that we are evil for making fun of certain people's deaths but then in the same breath these people will make fun of trans people dying or refugees dying, Palestinians dying,us lefties dying. They are so unable to see their own hypocrisy
>>224026659didn't exist shut up
I read about 4 hours a day on work days (1 and a half hours in the morning, 2 and a half at night at can easily read 200-250 pages in that time) and read about 6-7 hours a day when I'm not working.I mostly post here when I'm working (WFH) and I honestly didn't think you'd all be this insecure enough to be so easily triggered by these posts lol
>>224026678I AM TIRED OF YOUR DOGSHIT OFF TOPIC POSTS DESUYOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Guitarmong coming to a thread where no one plays guitar to talk about his hobby and secretly hoping someone will ask to hear him play is it
>>224026678Sad to think that mongs like you just trawl online spaces for shit to copy and paste here
>>224026678*Farts violently in your face*
>>224026659Dont worry about it lil bro x
>>224024969WTF not even being funny thats a spitting image of my cousin
What's a 104 year old bloke doing in a pub
any chinese student in?
>>224026678dunno m8. cheer up eh
i read like 25 pages a day for a few days then forget and suddenly it's been weeks
>>224026659having a blast with cones and frinkahedra in 3d zone
>>224026714been there 2 years he has. what a disgrace
any of you lads still have hope for finding a wife and having kids? or have you accepted fate
>>224026617Helloンゴ!!!
>>224026678Im really heckin fed up!
>>224026734herro
>>224026702Implicitly admitting you don't read here. I hope you're never ever called anyone cattle because you are cattle by definition if you don't read.
>>224026733accepted my fate about 3 years ago
>guava passionfruit
bought a 10-pack of foam rollers for painting on Amazon and they're unbelievably dogshit, just disintegrating on contact with anything and leaving bits of foam everywhere. should have just stuck with screwfix.
Who put a pound in guitarmong
>>224026742\\\'ej///
>>224026734Konnichiwa garugulu-san
lets talk about black willies
IVE GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN READ
and why haven't you started a family with this wonderful intellectual gf of yours then bookmong
>>224026750same except 6 years ago for me
>>224026734greetings graggle-san ^^
foamrollermong boring everyone about his purchases is he
>>224026767how’s japan doing lately? any good news?
>>224026782too busy thinking about black cock
>>224026793he hates is foam rollers. never shuts up about them
total eclipse of the fart
Got the inspector morse on
>>224026782Experienced a miscarriage last year I'm afraid, feelings are still a bit raw.>>224026807Bizarre reply
asking my mum to take me to a hatsune miku concert
schoolgirlslegsmong
charactermong loves making up new characters
mad how people get insecure about not reading as if it really mattersi went through phases of reading a lot, now i don’t read at all – really not a big deal either way imo
>>224026782She frequents another library
asking my mum to save me from this evil world
would anyone like to read a blog post from me?
inspectormorsemong always going on about how he's got inspector morse on
>>224026819how
I PURCHASED AN OLED MONITOR RECENTLYGOT A REALLY DEAL ON ITOTHERWISE NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY
>>224026835not sure anyone gives a shit what you think mate
I read a lot but it's mostly self-help books, business books and manga
>>224026819Dont go to venice! (A bookmong would understand that reference)
im mongmongwhether im a mong or obsessed with mongs is for you to find out
REALLY GOOD DEAL*EXCUSE ME I HAVENT HAD MY COVFEFE YET
just laughed out loud at that post
So this is bookmong>grew up in some post industrial shithole albeit middle class>never properly fit in at school>wore spacker shoes so didn't get invited to play footy>sought solice in his books>got with the first girl that paid attention to him>has a mediocre 33k a year job>cannot stop reading lest the bad thoughts come back>gf increasingly impatient but commitment scares him>most committed he's ever been was to completing the count of monte cristo>no real prospects>just keeps reading Sad really
>be leftypol>win
The Aldi haul
>>224026867screaming. please accept my concession. youve earned it
>>224026846Well i was planning on watching a few more. But i shan't spoil anything x
>>224026867Bye
>>224026843I feel sorry my mum who has to shoulder all my mental illness
>>224026662She's the one i'm telling you
>>224026882THANKS MATE
>>224026883bizarre
>>224026885those gyoza are yummy scrummy in my tummy
>>224026883Holy fucking shit.Nail, meet head.Because you just hit the nail on the head.Bodied that freak from 1,000 yards away.Sniper shot. Pow.
>>224026901sup ghostie haha
>>224026770>>224026787He's also known for "Nan-J min" in Japan彡(^)(^)>>224026804Comike is finished, I won't have any trouble jerking off for a while :D
>>224026867The no no word! Janny will be on you like a fly on shit
>>224026864A reference to Don't Look Now by du Maurier?
leftypol when you suggest women might be retarded and/or mentally deranged
>>224026885just buy proper brands
>>224026926WAHEY AND SO ON HOW ARE YOU FOING?
>>224026819>Experienced a miscarriage last year I'm afraidLoooool bet your precious little books didn't prepare you for that did they
>>224026849These things happen, it's not at all uncommon for a mother to have experienced at least one in her life.
>>224026948I'll have you know ALDI's fruit and veg is excellent and the meat you get from there is surprisingly good!
is private school really worth given the fees? you're looking at massive sums to be honest
>>224026845honestly yeah, why not
>>224026883A deeply deeply sad little invention>>224026953Get off the computer
feeling insecure so im shoving an entire bookcase up my arse and then immediately shitting it back out
>>224026953I'm actually sorry I said this I know this is 4chan but that was beyond the paleSorry
What's a pub doing in a 102 year old
manhunt in Glasgow
Aborting a poo
>>224026988It's okay I understand mate, those trolling juices start flowing and they tend to overwhelm x
>>224026970>surprisingly goodI don't like being surprised coping dosser. I want consistent good quality produce and I want it now.
>>224026988TAKE IT FROM ME ONE DAY YOU WILL REALIZE THIS PLACE HAS DAMAGED YOUR SPIRIT BEYOND ALL REPAIRIT IS PROBABY ALREADY TOO LATE
bookmong has absolutely fucking rattled the runtcage lol
just been diagnosed with aspergers so now ive got an excuse to justify why i've fucked my life upfeels good like a weight is off my shoulders
Don't care if it's surprisingly good. Give me an honest appraisal without your irrelevant pre-conceived notions
>>224027046great isn't iteven my dad apologised for calling me lazy all those years
>"Come on, Bookmong. Make love to me the way you used to.">"No">"It's those horrible books, isn't it?">"You leave my books OUT OF THIS"
>Salary>Benefits>Travelling>Shagging>ReadingAdded it to the list of good topics for /brit/It's quite the list isn't it
I read the subtle art of not giving a fuck, changed my life, thats the only book you need to read really, all that other shit is useless
rain is hammering down near me nowa welcome change
>>224027058HE ALREADY SAID IT IS GOODWHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?WE DONT HAVE ALDI HERE AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN FROZEN DUCK DUMPLINGS FOR SALE EITHER BUT I CAN IMAGINE THAT THEY ARE YUMMY
>>224026659treehouse of horror episodes aren't canon
>>224027081T. Moron
>>224026941climate activists
got the anime songs on
>>224027067Lmfao
>>224027067Okay, this one was good haha.
day 3 off from toil, don't want to go back
*frolics around the thread*
Starting to think that many of you are severely mentally ill and this is basically the only place you can go to display your mental illness
just been diagnosed with gay freak disease
Tesco - basic, nothing special, not too cheap or expensiveSainsburys - for people who think they're better than they areAsda - low prices for low IQ peopleAldi and Lidl - low prices for high IQ peopleWaitrose - top tier, you generally get what you pay forCoop - overpriced slop pretending to be niceM&S - better but overpriced and bad value for moneyOcada - a scam for dossers who can't be bothered to go shopping
>>224027123yeah
tfw mentally ill
>>224027067scr
>>224027129I've got the dreamer's disease
>>224027123Surprised you ever had any other conception of this place
>>224027123>many of youMany of us* >>224027133Aldi does some nice italian herb bread rolls
>>224027028veruka salt over here
>>224027133I like you because this post indirectly complimented me
might have some crisps
>>224027172be careful x
>>224027133>Aldi and Lidl - low prices for high IQ peopleThey're hardly even cheaper for the staples these days
>>224027133M&S is far superior in quality to Waitrose
>>224027133Morrisons - White tierCostco - White tier
>>224027164kek
>>224027183who tf buying staples
>>224027146this is the first time ive laughed at bbcpostingfuck youreally thought id survive the brainrot
>>224027184fact, waitrose is just a bit nice sainsburys
>>224027185Costco is full of gypsies and pakis
>>224027180they're ruffled!
me when /briy/ is mean to me
the reason they wash your mouth out with soap when you swear is because you've got a foul mouth deep it
>>224027204Erm, they're Indians you fucking moronic slime
decided that I'm never eating again
>>224026611i agree its very easy to get hired and its good for neets to get out of that headspacebut if you havent been working for 15 years you need to brace yourself a bit because you will get thrown in the deep end
lolimong
I just go to the closest supermarket and buy the cheapest stuff that isn't offensive to the pallette
mad how the 9/11 death toll is actually 12,000 when you add all the people who died from illness contracted from the event
>>224027133the only people that think waitrose is top tier are yuppie types that think they're middle class
>>224027229All you browns are pakis to me mate
WHY IS HE TALKING TO HIMSELF
>>224027251interesting if true
>>224027238umbaiting
>>224027256Indians are honourary White. Case in point: Rishi Sunak.
leftypol: widdecombe was a bigotrorke: *clutches pearls* how dare you? the left is pure evilrorke: poo roaring n-word jason arday killed himself lmaoleftypol: Are you all fed up of the right claiming that we are evil for making fun of certain people's deaths but then in the same breath these people will make fun of trans people dying or refugees dying, Palestinians dying,us lefties dying. They are so unable to see their own hypocrisy
wish I could kill myself, but I'm scared
super noodles for lunch
rewiring my brain to hate food
popped a loli im sweatin
>>224027273Yes, Rorke is blinded by hatred.
>>224027273bore on
YOU COULD BE MY SOOOOMEONEEE YOU COULD BE MY SCEEEeene
12 year old girl and a hairbrush!12 year old girl and a hairbrush!
not reading that rorketome
PROFESSOR
do you remember the other day when the site was down and we posted on the other site?that was funny that wasnt it
>>224026885why are there so many british flags plastered all over the food in these pics
>the pills thing came about just from the workload. And the heroin thing came about because I just liked it. I mean, you ever done heroin? It's great. It's a fucking vacation for the mind, and I liked it. I liked it a lot.
Just been Tesco, bought>oranges >Bananas>20 coffee capsules>Tinned mackerel X 2>Microwavable rice X 2>Bleach X 2>Dish soap X 2>4 Lamb steaks >Butter>Potatoes>Greek yoghurt>250g blueberries>Kefir>Sauerkraut Over thirty quid and that'll feed me for what, 6-8 meals? Take the piss
Mental that yungblud made a song for an anime opening and actually the anime was quite alright it was about a man who got infected by a kaiju worm and could turn into a kaiju
>>224027314appealing to right wingers who will buy something if it has a british flag on itleft wingers will just ignore it, so no harm in doing it
>>224027280You can do that if you take a drug that makes you vomit. Works like a charm actually.
just had some crisps
>>224027314To show the country of origin
>>224027314british produce, everything else is foreign muck
>>224027269Kys
>>224027320dunno who it is so i looked up him and based on this picture alone you and him are both freaks
Date with ADHD lass 2.0 later has been cancelled. Got bad vibes x
>>224027316Replace the capsules with coffee grounds and an Aeropress. Replace the butter with vegetable oil. Don't buy Kefir or Sauerkraut.
>oranges>Bananas>20 coffee capsules>Tinned mackerel X 2>Microwavable rice X 2>Bleach X 2>Dish soap X 2>4 Lamb steaks>Butter>Potatoes>Greek yoghurt>250g blueberries>Kefir>Sauerkraut
>>224027313NOI MISSED THAT UNFORTUNATELY
>>224027316>buying fruit>buying microwavable rice>buying capsules of coffee instead of beans>buying kefir>buying sauerkrautthere's your problem
>>224027276what's wrong, lad
brilliant told me i had two more keys but when i opened i still had no keys
>>224027273Home invasion and brutal murder is exactly the same as someone ending themself after having their litany of lies exposed
>>224027307JASON
making spaghetti bollocknese or however you spell it
>>224027362looks like the kind of bloke who finds joker quotes deep
>>224027362why me what the heck
>>224027377yeah you weren't invited
screaming
>>224027362ISNT HE BILLY IDOLS SON?HIS PERSONA IS INCREDIBLY CRINGE YOU CAN TELL FROM THAT PHOTOGRAPH ALONE
>>224027412ROAR the bbc should make this into a TV show
we live in a society
>>224027369>>224027378Capsules and microwavable rice I'll concede but the kefir and sauerkraut were some of the cheaper items on the list (£2.20 and £1 respectively) and definitely worth it
>>224027412alistair
think the new milf at toil fancies me because she kept getting very close when we were talking and asked what my name was as I was leaving
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
>>224027412Kek that's quite funny
>>224027313
got the sonic the hedgehog hair
>>224027412idgi
>>224027437t. fell for the 'good gut health' meme
>>224027403WHY NOT?
>>224027437>definitely worth itWhy's that? Tummy troubles?
>>224027447getting heemed
>>224027412Sharing this to r/funnycountryballsThe lads will love it
boss said he never employs fat people because they're all lazy
just figured out who jack the ripper was
>>224027313I posted on desuarchive
just had a 27 minute shower
>>224027468>>224027473>if I call it a meme it invalidates it I know they're good for you I read it in a book
>>224027443least loneliest /brit/ lad
get her shagged
not really feeling /brit/ today if im honestsimply not feeling it
>>224027538what about this*exposes my bum*
https://youtu.be/aRiVUVNUhIscurrent track
>>224027538/brit/ is shit
>the last post on /brit/ before the 2025 hack was a yankhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209969102/#209971095
>>224027504I didn't call it a meme, I asked if you were having tummy troubles. You know, like issues with gut motility. Slow digestion. Incomplete bowel movements. Discoloured stool. Things like that.
>>224027517I know I'm terribly lonely I've mentioned this several times
>>224027596i remember this
that's it getting out of bed, going to the shop, you want anything?
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEIT GETS WORSE HERE EVERYDAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNPR2qNzxk
owner of a shitty arse
>>>224027369>vegetable oil bizarre gimp case
>>224027588>>224027464Hanguk is the Korean word for Korea, so he's responding with his name but at the same time he's saying hang uk, so they're dragging UK off to hang him
/brit/ more like /shit/ eh lads?!!
>>224027609I don't because I have a healthy gut thanks to kefir and sauerkraut
Genuinely how do you get to your twenties having never had a girlfriend or any real luck with the ladies. Don't get me started on lads that have made it to their mid to late twenties. Thirties? Forget about it.
>>224027497Congrats, you are 150 years late
Tummy Trouble (splet like Tumi Truble or something) would have been a good name for a member of a late 70s punk band
>>224027648oh anjung
>>224027443How fit is she?
>>224027648not that funny
>>224027654I had a gf as a teen but after that went tits up I've been schizoid style avoiding any intimacy
>>224027654.
>>224027648wait so is that why they're called gooks?the more you know
>>224027654im worried about making myself emotionally available and being hurt as in the past this has been terribly upsetting for me
36
sitting in the supermarket car park eating my meal deal
missed yesterday lads were there any good posts?
just took a massive arday
>>224027651So you were having tummy troubles. Probably in the fetal position on the bathroom floor. Then you looked on Instagram and some Manosphere podcaster said that you need more bacteria in your gut. You followed blindly (sheep). You purchased the products (zogsumer). You shoved them down your gullet (cattle). And now you're here, explaining yourself to some random anon on /brit/?When will you get some self-respect?
>>224027654I managed it by literally never trying
>>224027632kek! i was just listening to that song
>>224027693
>splet
Gonna do an Arday if life keeps fuckin me over
>>224027367Sorry to hear this champThere'll be another one
>>224027682YeahThat's also why Japs are called nips, from NipponGood little racism factoids in case they crop up on the pub quiz, always good to know
>>224027674I mean shes a bit walled but you can tell she used to be a looker when she was younger, kept herself in good shape too
>>224027729did not know that. thanks a bunch.
overwhelmed by anxiety
>>224027720Yh I think the 30 year old disabled doley that lives in a care home and works at a charity shop has plenty of prospects
>>224027715cabin full of smoke and some dumb twat (a woman ofc) is reaching up for her bag
You get to the pearly gates and St Peter gives you a print out (yes they have printers in heaven) of all your /brit/ posts. How screwed are you?
Got a date lined up with this incredibly sweet girl
Have noticed that Jon Jones is usually very friendly with white men and there are rumours he's gay, wouldn't be surprised if he fancies white men desu.
>>224027741plus black people are called niggers because they come from this countryand also because that's what they are
>>224027705the only real answer desuthis and unrealistic standards
>>224027747didn't know they had anxiety in russia
>>224027654It just happened. Never really tried or cared to try.
>>224027729so why is the word gooks considered racist if its just like calling us brits
>Cockwobble Upon Shittingtonshire FC
>>224027748He had one prospect so he'll get another
>>224027701You clearly a deeply unwell manYou have my sympathy
>>224027648Simply a bad pun
got my first gf at 29, I was a virgin too
Might go out for a few jars me. I mean what's the worst that can happen. It Wednesday x
regret getting the Lu "petit cookie" instead of the usual Fox's ones, they're pretty bad
>>224027763how do you know she's sweetshe could be salty or bitter
>>224027795grim
>>224027796thoughts on which supermarket is best?
admiring the arses of 18+ year old adult women while I sit in the car and eat this meal deal
fucked my life
>>224027804She just is, ok?!
Hold on a minute, is this Helperlad and Employed Woman the same poster?
Saville and his band of jolly boys
>>224027804i bet her fanny tastes saltymmmm tasty salty fanny
>>224027823Me too. Woinder how much of my damaged psyche is because of me and how much is bad luck
>>224027796Last book you read?
It gets to a point where it's like "what's the point?"
what's the best way to cook a sweet girl anyway
>>224027813this post hurt my feelings
>>224027796what did you think of the eclipse?
>>224027795Are you my brother?
>>224027762nothing particularly sinful reallythe worst stuff is my utterly abhorrent shitposts while drinking and tedious blogposting about my various interactions with women
Always has been
>>224027779Probably because it was used do disparage Koreans historically, still is desu nobody says gook without racist connotations. >>224027794>>224027677All jokes are bad when they're explained
>>224027796who do you think is to blame for the Arday situation?
>>224027853It's just that at 29 you've already "missed out" as it were and now you're left to pick up the pieces and take responsibilityIt's all very calculated and pragmatic at that point
>>224027882is that mal malloyshe went from deliciously thicc to ham planet
>>224027911can i screw her in her face though
>>224027862yh
>>224027901there's nothing stopping you from shagging 18 years olds
>>224027911based
>>224027901we're very much in love thank you!!
>>224027926we really do need to worship the seas
>>224027911she wasn't that attractive even in her primegood for her though
>>224027908mmm... ham planet
>>224027738Nice, keep siegingEating ham with salmon delight from lidl and feta right now
>>224027934You're looking at it too literally. Maybe I'm wrong. Hopefully.>>224027954That's amazing news. Godspeed.
>>224025123>>224025123>>224025123>>224025123
>>224027908she's actually losing weight now
>>224027926Seaberg doin the needful
Need to replace an inductor on my gameboy sp but its like a fiver for one or a fiver for 20 so now I've got 19 inductors I'll never use but at least I'll have them
if you get bored of /brit/ just play a video game for a few hours and you'll be right as rain
>>224027785BLEATING
>>224027996I go out and grab lunch
>ask AI to do something>it doesn't do it and keeps asking me why I'm asking it to do somethingis this a good or bad thing for robots to do
ok i will post
>>224027996video games these days are shite though
>>224028029
>>224025123>>224025123>>224025123
>>224027821>>224027840>>224027859>>224027893It all ADHD lass fault x
