brass eye edish
Sucking an Augustinerbrau Lagerbier Hell
>>224031083Currently theory is Mary was about 13 or 14 when she gave birth, she was probably raped by a Roman soldier.Claiming a virgin birth of divine cause was common in Jewish culture at the time to avoid being executed/lynched for "infidelity" during rape cases.It's suspected Joseph was probably about 30 and married her as further protection so she wouldn't be killed for the crime of having been raped, as was common in that time.
might have a wank
2nd
wish i could suck my mate's willy too
i licked that corporate boot on 4chan, i'm sure that ceo will read my post and offer me a job as executive vice president any day now
me chillin wit me bro bros
larping as a battyman on /brit/ is very strange indeed
>>224031168sir talmud
>>224031169he'd be handsome if he lost like 10 stone probably
my arse is actual built for big dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k_1us9W8p0
>>224031199exit hole not entry hole
>>224031199Mines built for poo
>>224031199What about strap on dicks
>>224031168grim
my life isn't, never has been, and never will be 'a gay porn'
gamers are more oppressed than people of colour
>>224031192not a larp, can still remember his cum in my mouth, it tastes a bit like slightly sweet cod
>>224031186cute
>>224031215>>224031217>>224031219Grow up vile cunts
is it gay to get pegged by a woman with a strap-onmy mates seem to think it isn't gay but i think it is gay
ARTHUR DALEY
>>224031229Right that's it, I'm off
>>224031186umbunny :)
>>224031236s
>>224031235its simulating a penis therefore gay
>>224031173Did you hear about the ongoing crisis in India? That cow urine sellers in Bulandshahr, Uttar Pradesh, are adulterating their supplies by secretly adding urine from other animals such as buffaloes to bulk the quantity of urine to sell?
when i said "you're an idiot" i meant it in the lighthearted way ricky says it to karl on XFM btwdidn't mean to be a prick
>>224031168if it was common then why did they believe her?
/brit/ is an LGBT friendly space
>>The combination of chemical compounds we found in the Bright Angel formation could have been a rich source of energy for microbial metabolisms>so not microbial fossils you utter mong
not having a wank
>>224031251>random twitter falseflag post is legit source
they get decent cars because 1 they get them on finance and 2 they share the payments between their whole extended family
>>224031242for a wank?
>>224031254Are you going to risk killing a woman pregnant with a child from God?
just taking a moment to think of the gimmicks of the past that are no longer with us x
im a victim of rape
>>224031284s
>>224031235i don't think its gay because its functionally the same as a woman putting a finger up your bumbut most blokes think theres nothing gay about mutual masturbation sessions with the lads so they don't really have a clue about what is actually gay
right so a flat cage with a bbc strapped on top of it and the gf wanting only the strap-on inside her
my life an excel spreadsheet
>>224031288Nash...
right
>>224031284does actually look like him 2bf
please stop posting helperladse
Lesbian (especially lesbians eye) Gay Gay Beastiality Two (liking both)
when someone posts something grim, post something nice
>>224031169They did him wrong
>but most blokes think theres nothing gay about mutual masturbation sessions with the lads
i barely function in society yet i look normal next to you freaks
I don't mind getting fingered a bit by a girl every now and then and it really turns them on to be one calling the shots for a change. Not gay but does feel peculiar and passive.
Ehe Ehe :3
The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-shocked-as-contestant-makes-HUGE-blunder-That-s-terrible-972746
Mental how the USA still occupies the island of Okinawa and Yankee soldiers there keep raping local women and yet the Japs just keep on worshipping the Yanks rather than expelling them.
of all the things you could choose from to debate and criticise and attack in the big 26, you decide to go after Christianity. A long dead and buried religion in this country, totally removed from public life for over a century now at least. At some point you have to wonder whats going on in your head
>>224031331
>>224031331I dont have any pics on my phone
>>224031355>Not gay but I like getting fingered by girlsYou like getting fingered Actually that's French masc
>>224031366Was just saying this down the swimming baths changing rooms to my vicar
sad little boys on their school holidays running down the clock in their smeggy bedrooms posting le epic gross may mays on 4chan
bingewatching 9/11 footage aren't ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cBSScaEAlw
>>224031370she's so fit
>>224031400blackification event needed
want to die
>>224031409i don't think ana de armas is gross i think she's quite pretty actually
Any tradLARPer freaks in rn?Riddle me this, would you? Is it better to be a true believer in Christ, but to follow an extremely progressive form of Christianity that welcomes LGBT people, claims Jesus was a communist, etc Or alternatively to be an atheist who detests religion entirely, but who is socially and culturally extremely conservative?
>>224031425why umpops
>>224031168Ridiculously Jewish postAlmost like a parody of what the Jews believe
>>224031409Was warming up for a wank but I lost my erection and don't want to rewank to hug and hump my body pillow while thinking about horses and their tummy
>>224031418Noticed there's a large phenomenon of zoomers who were too young to remember 9/11 being utterly obsessed with 9/11One of the biggest 9/11 media archival groups is ran by a guy born in 2003
>>224031418did you watch the big six hour one i posted it in here a few days ago
What scran should I order at spoons? I'm thinking that 3 for 7.95 chicken mix and mash. Will have them dips on tap x
>>224031438Don’t know sorry
teen
>>224031448been raped by demonic entities
Tummy and erect horse cocks, making them cum, and so on
>i don't think ana de armas is gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HXImHjBdyA
that's 3 takeouts in a row now
>>224031490ok umpops
>>224031497ai slop
this is my world today
>>224031449Le historical evidence... is Jewish!!You freaks really are something else eh
>takeoutFOY
>>224031477post your table and pub and i'll buy them de lad x
>>224031497her eyebrows are dyed and she's caught holding her face in a way that emphasises a double chin
>>224031522What's the evidence?
>>224031516You're better than that dog laughingemoji heartemoji, even if you was a dog (misclicked emojis)
>>224031517>>224031491all me
>>224031497just another brick in the wall
>>224031449Your entire religion is JewishChristianity is a Jewish religion
I have never been fingered by a woman
>>224031516and it's beautiful
>>224031572Um
>>224031556I LOVE HORSES AND THEIR COCKS HORSECOCKS I LOVE HORSE COCKSI LOVE HORSES AND THEIR COCKS HORSECOCKS I LOVE HORSE COCKSI LOVE HORSES AND THEIR COCKS HORSECOCKS I LOVE HORSE COCKSI LOVE HORSES AND THEIR COCKS HORSECOCKS I LOVE HORSE COCKSI LOVE HORSES AND THEIR COCKS HORSECOCKS I LOVE HORSE COCKSI LOVE HORSES AND THEIR COCKS HORSECOCKS I LOVE HORSE COCKS
>>224031544cats like these aren't meant to be obese
>>224031526Nice try at attempting to get me banned for begging. Sneaky lid x
raccoon girl
Meeting up to suck someone’s dick later for the first ever time but i think i might struggle as my mouth is fucking TINY I can barely open it up enough to fit three fingers… I might be cooked
Grimes and Elon have three children together and she let him name them the most ridiculous names.
>>224031572mad how some dogs like baths and some hate them
>>224031599this is my life
>>224031522>>224031168The letters of Paul show women typically would not marry until they were 17You will need huge amounts or Jurdicial evidence to show a regular claim of women in ancient Judea to say they were pregnant with the MessiahYour last claim is presumably just a misinterpretation of Israelite rape laws which state all extra marital sex is rape but if a woman actually consents then she and her lover are forced to marryYou may now reattach your foreskin and be baptised
I WANT TO GET A STALLION AND TRAIN HIM TO BE THE ALPHA IN THE HERD AND [REDACTED]I WANT TO GET A STALLION AND TRAIN HIM TO BE THE ALPHA IN THE HERD AND [REDACTED]I WANT TO GET A STALLION AND TRAIN HIM TO BE THE ALPHA IN THE HERD AND [REDACTED]
that boy ain't right
>>224031360yeah i'd fuck her
>>224031600Woah… aliens.
Start watching gay porn
>>224031510HelperLad is on top rate PIP while also getting wages from his part time job that is topped up by UC. I've worked out he's getting at least 2.5k per month.
>>224031615sent him flying
what the barnacle
>>224031539Google it I don't pretend to be a historian of religion, just someone who is interested in these things
>>224031628King x
can't calm down
>>224031601one trooned out due to the woke mind virus
right well that's proper mad how poo peng gay porn then isn't it
post brutal moggings
>>224031643what a copout lol
>>224031449seems like a pretty bad look for jews honestlyyou can disbelieve in the biblical narrative without being a jew
>>224031615>You may now reattach your foreskin and be baptisedLmao
>>224031615You worship a deceased Jew and yet you mock Judaism I'm don't care for your sand religions mateThat said basically everything you said is wrong and you're unironically using the bible as your sourceDiego tier retard
>>224031646Imagining these are warm, soft and slightly damp as she's just removed her shoes from strenuous exercise. Wonderful
poo peng gay moo deng
boring religion debate has started, will check back in an hour ladslaters x
remember being a kid and having to wait until christmas to get a new video game
>>224031654Left will pass on her genesRight will pass on her cats
>makes claims about christianity>someone asks for proof and another provides a counterargument>"uhh just google it bro im not an expert"pathetic
>>224031689Doubt it
this whole religion argument is 1 guy replying to himself by the way scary stuff
>>224031669Jesus Christ was the main opponent of the Jewish people during his time in Judea and the Jews killed him as he predicted
>>224031591don't think any living thing is meant to be tbqh
OH MY GOD THIS POO SMELLS HORRIBLE
>>224031706gives me the fear to be honest
the world famous glasgow celtic play at 8PM today and i will be there, yes i shall be there my old boy
People only remember you when you die
>>224031715My heart will be there. My body will be home eating pizza.
just cockmogged me own bloody self
>>224031715boycotting this game but shall be the first to take up my seat if we qualify. #entitled
>>224031680scer
>Palestinian couple and teenage daughter who died in water off Shoreham named by police
what would happen if you went back in time and nonced yourself
dunno what the hubbub around GTA6 is about when it's just going to be GTA5
Wonder what leftypol will think about rhat age difference
>>224031737entitled ned
>>224031750good question
>>224031743>teenage daughter who diedwhat a waste
>>224031735Doesn't happen
fucking phoneberg forcing me to update to ios 26 and it wont fucking install fuck off cunt
>>224031735Says a lot this
celtic are the team that won't have english players aren't they? rangers don't seem to mind
>>224031754fascinating analysis
>>224031754and was gt5 just gta4?
>>224031601she's insane and autistic herself though>>224031609i had a little maltese and he didn't like baths but he tolerated them. i always felt a bit guilty because he'd look so sad
>>224031743Tim doesn't support the death of Palestinians. He is crying right now
>>224031754Never played any GTA so I don't care.
>>224031168Correct but she was also likely a prostitute
>>224031777yeah.and 4?it was 3
>>224031706JUST CLICK THE HIDE POST BUTTON AND IT ALL GOES AWAYI LOVE 4CHANX
>>224031771>celtic are the team that won't have english players aren't theyno
according to sir google there’s no evidence that claiming to be pregnant through divine intervention was commonplace in 1st century judea to avoid punishment
>>224031750You'd become trans and beg your mum to pump you full of estrogen so by now you could have been the worlds most beautiful trans pornstar
>>224031615You worship a dead brown jewish midget
Human doggy adoption nearby
>>224031771Do you know who Joe hart is you fucking casual
if I were a god I wouldn't want mongs worshipping me
I worship Zeus.
>>224031706Its diego boiling
making flippy floppy
gives me the fear knowing there might be /brit/ posters sitting near me at the football
love doing small traffic offenceswould own over 5k if I was ticketed for all them
>>224031819WE CALL HIM WOTAN 'ROUND HERE PARTNER
>>224031771matt oreillycameron carter vickerscallum osmand
lil zoomer making an almost salient point in a video edit but just misses the mark and ruins it with blaring, distorted electro music and lense flare/90s video aesthetic
>>224031839Lol
Home from toil lads!!
>>224031842you've picked the three that all have counter arguments ffs
I wouldn't trust a follower of any Abrahamic (Judaic) religion around my children, but especially not a Christian zoomer tradlarperEverything about them screams mental illness and noncery
>>224031754it's going to be gta6 actually
>>224031808Okay but he was the main opponent to the jews then
>>224031835you're right to be afraid
>>224031851not our fault the england national team is impossible to get into
>>224031839used to be like this but then I got pulled over by the police once and was shitting myself in fear and now I drive like a good boy
>>224031852good thing you won't have any
>>224031840*wōdanaz
imagine if i ran onto the pitch with a /brit/ tattoo on my forehead
Barbarians.
toilfu taking a surprisingly long time to respond, not good
*starts cheekily watching gay porn in the middle of the thread**puts on a couple of cheeky thigh highs**shoves a cheeky finger up my arse*
I was just checking in anyway goodnight brit
Why are you guys fighting
Just an update from me...... Ive gone to bed in anticipation of a nap....
>>224031839it’s not worth it
>>224031852Okay but you're an atheist incel who will never have children until he's 36 which by then the UK will be majority BAME
Wish I was around in the 80s so I'd know who The Smith were.
for me it's alexander oxbowlake chamberpot
>>224031860lol
He's so mindbroken with years of drug addiction and alcholism he cannot imagine anybody leading a clean and christian life, so it must be a "larp". I used to know a few of these millennial has-beens. The type to immediately throw in hypotheticals like the flying spaghetti monster etc. These people are permanently living in a brief period on the internet 2009-2011.
farting wotanically
>>224031898blud did 23 in a 20mph zone
my friend ryan supported celtic. his dad is scottish that's why
asian neighbour checking me out through her back window
aussies are biological!
>>224031798what about 3
>>224031895At 5pm?!
>>224031900How do you know this? You see the future? BURN THE HERETIC SATANIST DARK MAGIC
>>224031907
Id trust a Satanist over a Christian around children
>>224031908Something like that
>>224031907weird looking hamsters
that's not a squirrel
>a jew was the main opponent to the jews then
there's something wrong with google maps in greece
>CuteRedSquirrel.mp4something cute and red in that video but it isn't a squirrel
better not to click it right
Watching gay porn me
We at /brit/ vow and confirm the following:"I believe in God, The Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord, who was conceived of the Holy Spirit. Born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell, on the third day he rose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven and was received to the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From there he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the Communion of Saints, the forgiveness of Sins, the resurrection of the body and life ever-lasting. Amen."
always so sad to see a really hot young girl working as a cleaner or utter drudgery in tesco or mcdonalds or doing bame work wiping arses. it's like first off why are you not living the high life on a private island with a US/israeli 'connector '
>was on train>saw a mixed raced girl with a blonde child >was staring at the blonde child because I was incredulous that it was hers>she must have caught me staring because she put her arm around him and pulled him close whilst giving me a death glare>wanted to explain I wasn't being a nonce and that I'm just a racist, but thought it best just to leave itblack girls are out there having blonde sons now ladswhat a world
>>224031452I'm old enough to remember 9/11, but I fucking slept through it and I'm still pissed off I missed it all to this day.
>>224031942nah Greece is just like that
>>224031798what was vice city?
>>224031949if you have 4chanx there's no need to, you can just mouse over it
>>224031860why does google think i'm evil:(
heh, you worship a magical sky daddyanyway time for me to get dressed for the magic of the gathering tournament, i'm the referee you see
>>224031941Bro just searched "jesus memes"Yikes
>>224031942The Gods are getting tired of our lack of will to live. They bore of us playing video games all day. They want to live vicariously through us. Everything happening in the world is them trying to get us out of a runt.
>>224031965There's more to life than money and material possession. You're projecting your own sadness onto them
no one asked but i am just going to tell you lads i really did like final fantasy 16, the story, art style music but i do really wish they just kept the combat from the final fantasy 7 remakes. it's so fun and much more interesting than the boring pound shop devil may cry combat of ff16thank you for listening to my opinion of video games.
HE IS VAGUEPOSTING NOWTHATS HOW YOU CAN TELL HE IS RATTLED
What is sir keir starmer doing then
>NEW: It's been revealed the Home Office have been handing out booklets to asylum seekers warning them that sex with children is illegal and that men and women are equal under UK lawlol
>>224031990does this imply magic the gathering players worship a magical sky daddy
>>224031917Needs mustGods strongest toiler needs to recoup
>>224032004i wipe arses for a living because im an ugly low value male incel. they have no excuse
>>224032005The trvke is that all Final Fantasy games have shite boring combat
did the pagan larper zoomers say "dead jew on a stick" again did he? Just wait until you find out paganism originated from the Indus Valley and is an off-shoot of hinduism lmao
>>224031990your point?
>>224031986Lmfao it does the same thing if you say you're alone with a white manBut if you say black man it warns you not to be racist
>>224031986because you are ugly
well the world may 100% believe we're rapists but at least they only ~30% suspect us of being nonces
>>224032015>its realfucking screaming at this mongo nation
I need to do something different. I'm drowning. Maybe I should embrace a bit of the black pill
sometimes when I see two retards arguing on here I pretend to be one of them and say idiotic things just to undermine them
>>224031985does it make everything look weird? maybe i should install it
thinking about that canadian girl from last night that said my willy was rubbish
>>224032013Wanking and eating biscuits
>>224032031Those original Hindus were nordic
>>224031990So you dont trust the science it seems
>>224032047screaming
bosh
They were actually American
>>224031965>see a really hot young girlevery time i see one i just think of them with bbc in all their holes desu
why is french mastiff the best dogidk why they bother with crufts. a french mastiff should win every time
FUCK WOMEN
>>224032047
chudnadia
>>224032078grow up
>>224031941Marx was based and correct tho
>>224031615holy rapedshmoyle got RAPED
>brown pasta tastes identical to yellow pasta but is 100x better for you>stevia tastes identical to sugar but is 1000x better for you>brown bread tastes superior to white bread and is 10000x better for youmad thathow is yellow pasta, sugar and white bread not extinct already
>>224032040the halo effect has been imprinted on AIit's so fucking over
>>224032097Brow bread tastes like AWFUL
>>224032097post cute things
What has Paganism ever done for Europe?
>>224031544>no soundhttps://files.catbox.moe/ik79yc.mp4
>>224032078ok you've got me there. thats one the thing thats less respectful than wiping tim's arse or stocking shelves for tescostein
>>224032047>>224032074>>224032083could we just not allow somebody here that needs to be told these things
>>224032097der angloid palate
https://www.gov.uk/government/collections/resources-for-asylum-seekers-in-the-ukjoke country
>>224032097Wholegrains can actually damage your gut lining
>>224032083WHY DID THEY PUT DRAKE AND PHARRELL ON THERR?
>>224032109yeah?*shits in your mouth*
coca cola zero is the greatest invention in the last 50 years and it's not even close
what the fuck is a brown pasta
another day, another lactation porn wank
Southern fried chicken mini filletsChipsBeans
>>224032152Still better than brow bread
>>224032155A poor mans Diet Coke
>>224032155and yet it's inferior to pepsi maxcurious!
>>224032097All carbohydrates are slave food designed to keep people weak outside of a few hours of works day
>>224032119Would marry her
>>224032167A proper British meal
am i supposed to be angry that the government are warning asylum seekers not to rape women?
>>224032128no rorkeypops x
>>224032097im a levain guy
>>224032168>>224032155why did only serbia care about keeping yugoslavia alive?did any croats or slovenes try to keep it going? Tito wasn't even a Serb
>>224032161done one to any of the gabbie carter post pregnancy ones she squirts her tit juice over her bfs wilbert then sucks it off and sucks him?
>>224032189The heavens opened and a heavenly chorus of BOSH rang forth
>Would marry this beautiful millionaire actresswow really
>>224032198
>>224032198see >>224032128
>>224032198yes they are spending money educating 70iq manbabies not to rape kidsi dont want that and i dont want them
>>224032198you should be angry they are letting them in
>>224032222big numbers
>>224032128we simply do not have the technology
>>224032189That wasn't a litre of African phallic discharge
>>224032198YesWe shouldn't be letting people in who have to be taught that raping women and children is wrong
>>224032222I would marry her if she was a cashier at the supermarket, that would even be better actually
its actually kind of crazy how looks dont count for anything. every day i see beautiful people stepping on the bus. people who could be in films or music videos but it's a shitty town in the north so they dont have the breeding for oxbridge, they they couldn't go to knutsford academy in cheshire so their looks are just wasted because there's no talent or opportunity
Just because people are being racist about it, in the UK:- marital rape was legally permitted until 1991, and only actually criminally recognised in 1994.- Violence against women and children was only recognised as a human rights violation in 1993.- Coercive control was only criminally defined in 2015.- Domestic abuse legally defined only in 2021.
>>224032083*makes women carry heavy things that the men can carry*
>>224031735there isn't a single spaniard on earth that wishes they looked like us THOUGH
>>224032263clavicular is typing...
>>224032215yes obviously I'm a lactation porn veteranI was cranking it to milena velba back in the naughties
if they're need to be told that people have equal rights than what are they persecuted for in their home countries?
1994…the day…the music…died
>>224032269sir british genes
>>224032267And in Afghanistan?
Nazis claim Marx was Jewish, as if that's an arguement in itself, despite the fact his parents converted to Lutheranism and he was born, baptised, and raised LutheranThis also despite the fact their God chose the Jews as his chosen people, and that Jesus (known to his followers as Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef)
Afscranistan
C'mon ladsWhere is it
>>224032215>>224032284vile, vile freaks
>>224032269true also spanish people don’t hate argies really
>>224032316up yer arse
>>224032314>and that Jesus (known to his followers as Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef)You forgot the rest of your post
Oh sorry. I made a post not realising the new had already been made
NEW. NOW.
>>224032334you should hate them for their goofy ass accent
*whips the new gimp*it puts the new link in the post or else it gets the hose again
>>224032314They converted cause jews were persecuted
>>224025123
>>224032341Yeah I did it also sent before I finishedMeant to say they worship a Jew named Rabbi Yeshua despite being Nazis and seething that Marx was a Jew
/brit/: On Ice!
>>224032267hope you get raped by a migrant
>>224032372Nazis famously pro christian
been done there tbf didn't expect that from a yank
>>224032381Some are
>>224032381Yeah they were Dno why fascists have start pretending otherwise
>>224032364sounds nice though, like an italian person speaking spanish
bit windy out
just realised my weight and IQ are the same number
forget yanks existhave them filtered you see
>>224032400it sounds like they're doing a half arsed donald duck impression
>>224032397Name 5 pro Christian nazis
>>224032413dangerously underweight are you
>>224032267Women can't be done for marital rape because rape is defined as penetration with a penisThe law struggles to keep up with society famously. Also just because those laws are only recently legally defined doesn't mean people haven't been prosecuted for it for decades
any Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, predominantly inattentive presentation (ADHD-PI or ADHD-I) man in?
Toil doneOff home on the train because I'm a lazy fat mess
>>224032419you
>>22403241312st lad?
the fucking new
>>224032442>>224032442>>224032442
>>224032413also true of me if you measure my iq in tonnes
The last /brit/
get it made please
>>224032419Retarded time wasting game I shant play along with Maybe consider how Hitler talked about the importance of Christianity and put Gott Mit Uns on everything
>>224032415that’s chileans
>>224032428channel 4 just proved you're a fantasist like that arday feller
