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>>224031411My pussy is leaking
>>224031411stupid bitch cant even drink properly
Did you ever learn to skate
>>224031411drinking milk is for evil people
Follow demonsoirDown to donkey paaarkListen to the windsOf chaaaaange
Posting it again to remind everyone of what FK is like :>>224031327When he was in Taiwan he stole a little girl's birthday mail package and bragged about it online making him a reject of the /deutsch/ side of /int/
Milk
>>224031507He did nothing wrong
>>224031482Yes that is why my ankles barely function
>>224031507Shut up, nobody knows or cares what your talking about
>>224031507is he that same guy that posts creep shots of japanese girls or is that someone else
>>224031411is that keira knightley?
>>224031535He used to post JAV scat porn and such in /cum/ when he wasn't getting enough attention or he was mad at the jannies.
>>224031582is that your car?
>>224031582What car will blahpipo sell their souls for when these are out of stock? They already stopped production years ago
When you're Russian for a drink, there's no time for Stalin
>>224031598>I no black papi I Dominican >>224031626It's the charger now
>>224031482I made it to ollie and then my boomer parents never stopped bitching about how skateboarding is for kids (I was a kid). And then my shitty board wore out and I stopped.
>>224031644heard the serious sam yell
>>224031697Was you're mom hot?
Truva na femmena accussì, I pay a million dollars
>>224031749hot
>>224031749now have her do it while cosplaying lady bullseye using just bodypaint
>>224031741Ragebait engagement account, or as we uncs called it, trolling.
Remember that Russian woman who moved to America and killed her American husband and was helping the police find the killer but then they discovered it was her and she went to prison forever
>>224031776other option>100k>cornfield, nebraska
>>224031838Women have to be the centre of attention or they die
>>224031838a lot of dumbasses have done that, murderers are usually very arrogant and stupid.
>>224031339>>224031339>>224031339We're all in here
>>224031955dudn't look like it to me.
chat should i goon
Distefano needs to destroy my butthole
>>224032046what to? how weird is it?
>>224032046nevr goon
I don't know about this gooning business all the kids are on about these days. Call me gramps if you want, but a good old fap is all I need
>>224032082I'm thinking vaqueras or east asians cosplaying as cowgirls
>>224032046yes pleas
>>224032046it's never worth masturbating to something you'll feel shit about later. play it safe and stick to pawgs.
The meds are working, my grandmother is no longer stuck in a loop talking about how her daughter (my aunt/her caretaker) is trying to kill her constantly. She is now only afraid of being alone in the house so I have to go over there every day of this weekend to eldersit for a few hours.Great success unironically.
Just got back from the milk bar
>>224032153oh, yeah for sure. enjoy it. sexy ladies in outfits is nothing
>>224032144gooning is long edging
>>224032216I think a lot of people use the term incorrectly now
>>224032180wonderful news. my best friend got similarly relieving news. his grandmother was suffering terrible pain in her abdomen. he was worried she had fallen and somehow ruptured something and might be bleeding internally. doc visit said it was a torn muscle. God bless her, 90 years old and still fighting like gladiator. father time's gonna have to make sand heavier to take the old gal down.
Something you might not realize is, is if you get chicken's eggs from a farm they will be covered in shit and hay. You have to wash them off or you'll get chicken shit in your omelette. The egg shells are more brittle than the ones you get at the store and they burst more than they crack. Is it all worth a slightly grass flavored egg and being able to leave your eggs out on the counter for a few weeks? I can't decide that for you, you have to make your own judgments in life you lazy so and so.
when the post nut clarity hits and you're being chased out of a scientology building in LA
>>224032278>God bless her, 90 years old and still fighting like gladiatorBased. My grandmother is also 90 years old. Idk how much more time we have together so I am happy to spend time with her when I can. Glad to hear your friends grandma is trucking along too. At that age it's kind of crazy to think any day could be the day.
>>224032286you can eat them raw at less of a risk of shitting your guts out though
God it's brutal out here
which state has the best bbq sauce
Had to work up the courage to answer a phone call
>>224032337yeah, it's the deepest fear. my grandmother's the same age. my parents are both near seventy. your priorities totally shift.
and the sky is gay
>>224032353Salmonella can develop in eggs before the shell even forms fully.
>>224032391the carolinas. they ditch the sweet and sticky for tang and spice.
>>224032399hahahahahahahahaa
Why did I get timed out for mentioning a Russian lady. It's not politics and it happened years ago so it's not current events
>>224032511Retarded nigger mods want to ban everyone and make 4chan die my home IP has been range banned for 6 months now
>>224032511I hope you learned your lesson
>>224032511because jannies are troons with sub room temp IQs
Nigger mods think I care about being banned anymore bitch I'll be back posting in less than 5 minutes
>>224032391nepal
>>224032608They have a nuclear option though, the Rangeban. I was rangebanned on /tv/ for 5 years and I didn't even do anything. Someone in my area got the Rangeban and I just couldn't post. It wasn't till I got a new phone and sim card that I was able to post. 5 fucking years.
I may get a little freaky sometimes
>>224032706I'm already range banned they randomly did it to me earlier this year
Millennials invented a concept of trolling that boils down to>i'm going to act like an ass and say things to make you mad then laugh when you get mad because somehow a normal reaction to someone being an ass is funnyand the internet never recovered from this actual monkey behavior. Here's a frog
>>224032706>banned for 5 years>comes back and starts posting againwhy must 4chud be so evil and intoxicating
Ate McDonald's for lunchGot a fish filet sandwich
>>224032824I just drop a dub and some change on slopShould be here in 20 minutes
>>224032771>teenagers found teenager humour funny when they were teenagerswoooooooow
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VqDLcYkQ54UIs it just me or is this video strangely alluring and sensual somehow? I could definitely fap to this.
>>224031482Yes I was huge into skateboarding until my mid 20s. I miss it a lot but feel too old now.
>>224032925No other generation acted like this and you're responsible for nuisance streamers, your parents didn't hit you hard enough
>>224032511They always ban you faster for borderline cases or things that aren't even bad. Meanwhile some anon spamming gore or gay porn is up for an hour.
Come onAileen ta roo rah ehCome Aileen ta roo rah eh Too rah too rah ta loo rahOOOOOOH AILEEEEEEEENI SAID COME ON AILEEEEEEEEEEENOH COME ON AILEEEEEEEEEEEENWE ARE FAR TO YOUNG AND CLEVERAND THINGS WONT EVER CHANGE
>>224031582>APR %29.99holy moly
>>224032939>Let us consider the actual, worldly Jew – not the Sabbath Jew, as Bauer does, but the everyday Jew. Let us not look for the secret of the Jew in his religion, but let us look for the secret of his religion in the real Jew. What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Moneywtf I love Marx now
>>224032930https://youtube.com/watch?v=MF02lXM77TwHer cleavage in this one is pure sex
>>224032939ted cruz is not a good promo
jannies mostly act on reports. if nobody reports the spam they wont notice because theyre busy gooning. if you notice you get banned a lot for arguing with certain flags its because brazillians and friends are thin skinned faggots who spam reports
thinking about that time someone gave me reddit gold
>>224033046it's pretty mid tho
>>224033067that was the highlight of your life
>>224032966wrong
>>224033112fucking your mom was a close second
got banned from my state's subreddit
There should be no different state laws regarding unions and minimum wage
This French guy who lives in the USA explain the USA to the French.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV6kPiW7qpE
Accomplished one large task today so I guess that’s it for me until tomorrow.
>>224033192Why would you think anyone here would care about that? Go show it in /fr/
Lost my brand new keychain
people eased up on hating furfaggots and see where it got us
the big question we are all asking
>>224033058I don't really like reporting but I do it for Brian, still stays up most of the time
women with large breasts should use their breasts to pleasure my penis
Work from home day. Wat do?
i deserve a part time work from home job
>>224033220well done soldier. get some rest, you've earned it.
>>224032706not a fuckin peep
>>224033522Timmies fear us sigmas
>>224033192confirm or deny
>>224033733LOL
this is what i deserve
>>224033826>Didn't notice what was in his picture awardYou DO deserve the CIA
>>224033845"...fertility?"
>>224033845the CIA guy changes nothing
i spent $16 for two 20 oz (591 mL) bottles of shower producti say shower product because it's 5 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body wash, and 24 hour deodorizerconsidering i was originally going to buy separate shampoo, conditioner, and wash; i guess this is good
Listening to Moonsorrow and watching the bears in Alaska
>>224033774I went to France once, everyone was brown, unironically it was quite depressing.
Why is /cum/ always bad when im not posting then good when I am posting
>>224033967I hated France, everyone was a shithead for no good reason.
>>224034001being the protagonist of reality, the story swells when you take stage.
>>224034009I didn't go to Paris, sounds like you did.
>>224034023A burden I must bear
>>224034001Self-serving bias
>>224034037Did not spend most of my time in Paris
yeah so wanted to share that i smoked some crack and got extremely horny i went to some homeless lady and offered her £50 for sex. fucker her in her tent and she was so high from heroin she didn't even notice i stuck it in her arse. this was at 2am so had a shit covered dick until i managed to get home at 6am to shower.
>>224033500And for what? To protect the likes of Rusty fuckin Milio? Doc Santoro?
>>224034079Lyon?
>>224033522Wow, Dhalsim's son turned out to be a big disappointment.
>>224034082that's great man
>>224034082you're likely going to end up with some ebola style STD from the migrants that also fucked her while she was on heroin
I have $299 in savings. Should I say fuck it and spend it all or save money?
>>224034116chicano's law
>>224034120buy a nintendo
>>224034120Save it for what?
Either gen alpha looks like their in mid 20s or I just got scalped for lemonade by a 24 year old who needs money
>>224034120if I had that much i'd buy 2 ounces of weed.
>>224034082cool
>>224034120spend it on 6 heroin addicted hookers
>>224031411Some weird facts about me I been able to learn any language from listening to them after hitting my head when I was 10I never had irl friends in highschool so I befriended the geese and they would let me hold their babies and pet them they also followed me to class
Why did he kill those kids?
>>224034114i'm a trainwreck right now but hangover + stims makes me crazy horny and that's the only pleasure i get these days>>224034116i'll be dead in less than 6 months at this rate so i don't care
>>224034129no>>224034131no idea. just in general. Maybe a car?>>224034140I live near the stores.
>>224034150They threw chicken nuggets at him
My boss would t let me use the good copy machine till I showed her this and told her I was koalaf-ied to operate it. She laughed and gave me the key card for it
>>224034145I was going to go to one but she is probably fake.
I want to be more of a yuppie
washed my pillow award
i’m a yippie personally
>>224034189All women are fake
Would you be friends with Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold?
>affordable housing
>>224034222she texted hold up, the blonde hooker
>>224034253Eric was cool but Dylan was a queer.
>>224034301I'm queer for you
>>224034253I'd smoke with Seung-Hui Cho
I really wanna fuck this blonde hooker
Every day of my life fits the definition of a chore
Everyone just wears sneakers to the office now. The west has fallen.
>>224034380I wear new balance shoes now.
>>224034380My dad would hate this. I don't feel bad because boomers ruined the country so I'll keep wearing black skechers
Was sitting in the crapper for so long my foot went numb
>>224034450Happens all the time to me. The pins and needles are the worst. I can't even stand for a little bit after.
>>224034380didn't americans wear white new balance sneakers to the office in the 2000s? i worked there in 2005 and it was common to see business casual type outfits with white sneakers
>>224034555Can I kiss you?
>>224034577Sorry, he's mine.
>>224034555Boomers did and millennials made fun of that. Now a lot of them wear NB.
>>224034255my housing is pretty affordable
>>224034639It's always the foreign ones :/
>>224034577are old british men your fetish?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!>MY POINTLESS TRADITIONS!!!>NOW WHO WILL TAKE MY ADULT DAYCARE SERIOUSLY?!?!>THE WEST HAS FALLEN!!!
>>224034669Yes
remember that iraqi guy who threw a shot at george bush
>>224034750no i wasnt born yet
I wear $20 walmart Dress Shoes to the office
>>224034706why is he getting sucked off by buster
Vanish me poopum
>>224034706remember when arthur had a whole skit where he him and the rabbit character talked about watching the george floyd video lol
I'm deadass finsta sit it this office chair
>>224034835This episode?>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Takes_a_Stand?wprov=sfla1
Nigga we watched veggie tales
>>224034150He's a gemini
>>2240348352020-21 really was the most cringe period in history
>>224034253Maybe if they enrolled in Hustlers University first
>>224034835Did D.W say?>He deserved it
once I'm in charge there will be no more captchas
>>224031550Winona Ryder
How do I turn on my swag
>>224035025Be yourself and help everyone you can
Crazy how capitalist society won
I regret my vote
>>224035025wear a black hoodie and speak in ebonics
>>224035095I forgot to mention I voted for kamala khan
>>224035025start doing this
>Excessive Heat - Warning>Official update>What: Dangerously hot conditions with heat index values up to 112 for Miami Dade and Broward Counties.>Where: Coastal Broward County, Coastal Miami Dade County, Far South Miami-Dade County, Inland Broward County, Inland Miami-Dade County, Metro Broward County, and Metropolitan Miami Dade Counties.>When: Until 7 PM EDT this evening.
>>224035146Would
>>224035095>intellectual genius
What are people from Florida like?
>>224035095This seems like a reskin of an anti-Obamna meme from like 2009
>>224035220Slap me a bitch and I'll ask my questions after. FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE
>>224035210She's a CHILD you FREAKAZOID!
>>224034205despite the constant negative press covfefe
>>224035220[Speaking Spanish]
>>224035220Moistcr1tikal
>>224035257mmm, children
I'm going on record and saying I like mexicans more than puerto ricans and dominicansthank you
>>224035257Out of ten.
>>224035220Weird as fuck. I'd rather talk with people from the west/east.
>>224035279are zoomer streamers really the first thing comes into your mind whjen you think of a state? jesus christ
>>224035243LMAO it does
If you don't reply to this post nothing will happen.
I don't hate florida but the modern sodom and gomorrah would likely be miami and any major city in california
>>224035220half of this general is from florida so
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>224035361
>>224035220Dexter Morgan
>>224035400sex
>>224035328I thought he was a Millenial. At any rate, 'o munno ha cagnat it ain't like it usedta was
>>224035361nothing ever happens
>>224035367>one is hit with constant hurricanes>the other is on fire 90% of the yearMakes sense
Why did you skip leg days?
>>224035495Because I don't care about having chicken legs
>>224035367Niggas really think California is some wild orgy state or some shit. Outside of LA and San Fran it's a red state with beautiful nature
>>224035367>miamiEntire city is like a giant meme, it's hilarious
>>224035495i was sexxing your mom
I never really thought about it but this state actually is on fire most of the time. I hadn't even heard of any fire but googled California fires and apparently there's currently one burning that torched over 5k acres
marry an indonesian or die alone
need w33d
I've been drinking all day every day for the last 2 weeks but now its time to stop
haven't worked out in over a week
>>224035773...or is it
>>224035438maybe i'm just u pazz but i think of all streamers are zoomers
>>224035791This is the end... my only friend.... the end....
times you went loco down in Acapulco?
>>224035781I went to the gym earlier but there were too many people there so I left
>>224035798>u pazzVERY good!
>>224035503only babycels and normies idolize this fag
>>224035869i always assumed that people just pretended to like him as a joke because he was like the biggest loser in historyhe couldnt even manage to kill anybody who bullied him he just killed his friends and then bitched out as soon as he got to the people he actually hated
want to tell you about a game I'm going to try but don't want it to be spoiled so I'll have to beat it before I can talk about it
>>224035869>Normies>Idolizing the Supreme GentlemanYou got your wires crossed somewheres
>>224035843I feel you
momberg said we could have either sushi or mediterranean takeout for dinner
>>224035953I find this a bit strange to be completely honest
>>224035953Some of these posts are people trolling and you fell for it
>>224035953grim world we live in
>>224036030Please don't post pictures of alcohol. It is triggering me
>>224036030>account name referencing dog cock>posing with dog dildos in a fur attire>picture of her actual real life face as her pfp>its just trolling!!!!heh ruining her chances at ever having a normal life for the lulz...
>>224036071If you think that's an actual woman I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you
youre a looser
ai tells me "Guinness is widely available across the United States" but is it reallycan i walk into your average "bar" (pub) and buy guinness? are there any other stouts other than guiness? and do they serve pints size glasses?
>>224036141I prefer independent stouts The Goose Island aged stout that they have come out every year is actually quite good
>>224036141usually on tap these days, yup. but an american pint is a bit bigger.
>>224036126They literally had OF videos of them fucking dogs
do you get messages like this?
>>224036141they do sell guinness widely, but it's not an especially good stout. like any craft stout is better
>>224036141Yes it's true. It's about the only very available stout you can find. If you go to an English or Irish pub in Canada or America it's like 90% GUINNESS branding and signs everywhere inside.
I had a yuzu ginger beer that was quite good. It was like a radler almost
nobody, not even big chungus
>>224036191I won't believe it till post them here for our viewing pleasure
>>224036200I think that's Matt Walsh, you better respond.
>>224036191she's canadian?
Some people just cant handle reality and convince themselves everything is just trollingWhat a sad, infantile mentality
>>224036168>>224036202i know that people shit on the commercial stuff but i have tried a dozen "craft" stouts (some of them very expensive) and they have a strong taste of coffee and taste very flat, basically like drinking a coffee mixed with vodka.
>>224036069Grow up
>>224036235he asked me to send naughty pictures
>>224036274You better do it, he needs them for the Daily Wire Dong Show. #dailydong
>>224035942Zankou Chicken?
>>224036280Zesty patrol
>>224036439OK but Mr. Shekelstein said we REALLY need to get this BIG THING done before the end of the quarter. It's just this one night I'll work late plus the others I already did, and maybe some more this week and next week too. If I just work late really hard for Mr. Shekelstein for a little while longer everything will pay off and then I can work normal shifts after that. Just a little more. I can always catch up on life, family, fun, health, etc. once I'm done this definitely short term thing for just a bit longer.
The GTA VI leaks are very mid
>>224036505You and every single person you know will still buy it for $100 no matter what and then claim its actually really good to cope with having been robbed
remember back in the days when niggas had ways
I've been feeling so exhausted and low energy lately
>>224036582Low test. Trt needed.
im sleepy
>>224036697do you have some kind of disease why the fuck are you always sleepy
retards on /v/ are complaining about leaks from an unfinished GTA 6 saying it looks like shit lmao
>>224036720i dont know
>>224036750>unfinished>couple of weeks from releaseanon... im afraid you are coping... ive been there before
>>224036821it's 3 months from release and the leaks are from a 2025 file apparently.
i dont give a shit about gta 6 and i dont know anyone who does
>>224036280These queers conquered a continent. Let that sink in.
the lunch
why am i only 5'5
GTA 6 is about my pussy
I guess that bitch....GOT THAT DAWG IN HER!
Janny on a mad one since I mentioned that Russian woman
>>224036880Perfect height to rape. Zoompedo is only 5'7
i see a nigga posting anime i know hes a bitch
i'm 1 inch below 6 feet, suffering
>>224036938
>>224036954just lie about it
Tate McRae is going to be in GTA 6
my downy shirt came in the mail today!!! :DDDD
>>224036954Aren't we all 5'11 god emperor of manlets?
>>224036998Nun me ne fotte 'o cazz
>>224037075Distefano if you don't let me suck your cock I'm going to kill myself
>>224037090By all means, go ahead and an hero
>>224036800go to a doctor nigga you probably have some immune shit or vitamin deficiencymight even be AIDS honestly that shit makes you feel super tired
have 90 minutes of pto
>>224037021Every shirt you wear is a downy shirt
smoking weed before shoulder day #ilovelifting
>>224037172ugly af
>>224037204Didn't ask what you looked like
>>224037204post (You)r face anon
>>224037254GET HIS ASS
>>224037171I assume that this is your way of calling me down syndrome, however I was referring to the post-rock band, downy.
>>224037284How do you know he wasn't referring to the laundry detergent?
>>224037284weeaboo ass nigga
>>224037284Your mom is a post-rock band
we're in a post-good music era
your mom is a symphonic post-rock band
>>224037302>>224037305>>224037313fuck you guys im leaving this thread
>>224036901No idea why they always put sensitive ultra-nationalist troons as the jannies on /int/ but you can always notice when you've pissed off one
>>224037153maybe apnea
>>224037342*stuffs u in a locker* fuckin DWEEB
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