my nigga edition
Dinner is peas and barley with leftover sauteed vegetables
>>224043335
Mfers really think this is a grand strategy game and the world hegemon and seat of jewry's power is just going to keel over and die due to another nation going higher on the tech tree or managing their finances better, smdh
feeling cored out after that shit
>>224043346Ohh so you realize I'm right and can't admit it so you're going with the "oh he's trolling!" defense.Classic cope.
Genuinely how is this even possible
>>224043361Either a troll or genuinely retarded
>>224043369I accept your surrender. Have a good night.
I went to an ammunition depot and saw an ad for .30-06 cartridges that said something like, “The same ones that American cowboys use to kill wetbacks. It made me laugh, but they don’t let you take pictures in those places.
That one leaf seems really out of touch with reality
The universe is too big. Why is it so big?
>>224043393big fan of .30Clownstopper myself
i dont normally go to bars but I would if there was an irl the drunken clam
Just passed out a little bit low key
Have to go outside twice in one week
>>224043363India is closer to Africa than developing Asian countries like Thailand or Indonesia. Indians themselves don't even realize this.
If America did have austerity measures, there would be a chimp out of massive proportions
>>224043398Redditjeet or the other guy?
>>224043401Why are we so small?
>>224043428It should be obvious
>>224043419Still richer than Pakistan
>>224043363snakes commit 17 9/11's in india every year
If I was a trillionaire I'd gentrify some random african country in africa but not south africa just to show them how retarded they are
>>224043409Isn't that just a soft point painted red?
>>224043430I'm so small -_-
>>224043441Entire subcontinent needs a hard reset (nuclear)
There have been fewer deaths caused by panthers in north america since the late 1800s than the 40 to 50 tiger attacks that occur every year.
>>224043454all I know is it kills clowns dead, daddy ain't never had no problems with clowns around town since he we been using clownstopper.now .50troonstopper, that's somethin i'd like to try next.
what about smock
>>224043466*every year in india
>>224043445They would cry gibs and you would be sanctioncted by every country on earth for being racist
>>224043466The average Indian is a villager living on $3-4 a day. It's an incredibly poor country and they've managed to convince people it's a developing middle power. These nigga don't even have doors or toilets.
the brazilian flag looks like a fake flag from a video game or something, sorta like croatia with their pineapple flag
>>224043454It's not real but it would be a polymer tipped hollow point, bonded bullet type deal
i should become one of those really poor trashy white people who has half a dozen animals
>>224043494it's a shade worse: they have toilets and REFUSE to use them. they smash them or turn them into shrines or wall them up because they think toilet witches live inside of them.
>>224043466Mountain lions are pussies. They don't pose a serious threat to a healthy adult male. Iirc all their confirmed kills have been pre adolescent kids and elderly people. It's kind of funny, they have the size and equipment that they could fuck you up but they're like black bears and have very little fight in them under normal circumstances. It would suck to accidentally run into one face to face suddenly and have it pick fight tho.
Feels like half the board got banned
>polymerI thought this was america goddamit
>>224043514>toilet witchesThese are real, one took my brother while he was pooping and he was never seen again
>>224043527that was just a rapist who kidnapped your brother.
>>224043514>they have toilets and REFUSE to use themEven those government funded toilets are only in the more "developed" villages. 2/3rds of jeets live in rural areas. They only got widespread electricity in 2018, and hundreds of millions of them, mercifully, aren't even online yet. It's a medieval tier type existence.
I think India would have been cool to visit in the 1960s before gasoline automobiles and scooters took over and covered the country in a cacophony of noise
I wish I could put some kind of non-stick material on the insides of my nose to prevent boogers
>>224043540AND THEY'RE YOUR NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS! SAY HELLO TO BALJEET AND RAMPREET SHAMPRASHIT!
>>224043557Look up videos from the time the British left until the 1980s or so, the country was notably cleaner then too.
>>224043564Then your sinuses would get clogged with the dust that the mucus was keeping out
>>224043595That's not real
>>224043595ohOH
>>224043566Insane how not only do we get invaded by jeets, we literally get the WORST jeets. Trudeau should exiled to a Mumbai slum.
currently wearing a shirt of an Israeli AI company my co-worker got me at a Vegas tech show. While I hate both of those things, the shirt is very comfy
>>224043629The shirt has proprietary tech that made him say this online
There's a hecking genocide going on right now
someone hand the nigga who invented resses cups the award for best man cause holy shit
>>224043647well, maybe the Arabs should just stop congregating on the Gaza strip so much, man
>>224043319For me it's Coors
>>224043595THAT IS REAL
there are teenage girls posting candy doll edits on tiktok..
Fallout: New Gaza
>>224043667I have no idea what that is
>>224043673that's just regular Fallout
>>224043637They'd probably make more money if they sold shirts this quality than some dumb AI shit
It's time to deport all the Indians. Deport them all!
>>224043683NEWFAG
>>224043653If the middle of the cup doesn't peel off with the wrapper you got the new bullshit recipe
Mom made me go outside and fill five bags with woodchips but she bought me a burger and fries so I can't be too mad with her
Jesus Christ, Anon, EAT SOME OMEGA-3 AND POLYPHENOLS RIGHT NOW!!
i'm gonna steal the declaration of independence
>>224043702what kinda peasant do you take me for, I got the superior version that already comes unwrapped for me
>>224043710Not again!
Found out my favorite pornstar is Jewish. How did I not see this before?
>>224043719Abella Danger?
>>224043715I left a bag of these in my car and they melted into a very delicious blob
lmfao at those retards who say "reesies piecies"
>>224043566I pissed myself at a bus stop once because I had to go so bad
>>224043726Jane Wild
>>224043742Reese's feces
el piratas del caribe
>motorbike VS>motorcyclewhen to use which??
>>224043746I like her lesbian scenes
>>224043754motorcycle or dirtbikenever motorbike
>>224043754I never hear it called motorbike
>>224043747Good one
>>224043754its the exact same thing, motorcycle is more common in the us and motorbike in the rest of the anglosphere
>>224043754When I was a kid I called them murdercycles and my brothers still tease me about it
i'm lying low
My wrist hurts from me self harming by slamming my phone's edge into it over and over again as hard as I can.Did it last night and it still hurts to move. There is no bruising so I must have damaged something deeper.I'm trying to find a therapist
people who think peanut m&ms are better than regular m&ms don't deserve rights
>>224043757Is it gay if I think lesbian porn is too boring to jerk off to?
I need fucking help. It‘s 5am. I woke up at 4 pm and I‘ve been posting here ever since. Help me /cum/, you‘re my only hope.
>>224043784speaking of peanuts, I've always wanted to try bamba
Just did a massive poo drain.
i wish i had friends to play rust with, that would be a big boon
>>224043785Depends on your opinion on gay porn.
>>224043784me too
>>224043785lesbian porn is technically gay porn, so no, it is not gay to find gay porn boring
>>224043784braindead take
What's your favourite type of porn
>>224043791Have you considered getting a job
I want to fuck Chewbacca mother fucker!
>>224043784This is the post that finally made the world turn on Israel
>>224043792I feel like its the type of snack that might taste weird unless you actually grew up eating it or you really like peanut stuff, I personally fucking love it, the texture is also far superior to something like cheetos puffs and the flavor is just pure peanut goodness
peanut m&ms > mini m&ms > normal m&ms >>>>>>>> pretzel m&ms
>>224043814Lesbian facesitting
>>224043814Gay
>>224043814sears catalogs
>>224043820I'm a fiend for peanuts, but yeah, the corny element could be strange
>>224043814Shemale facesitting
>>224043811>>224043818the outside is already crunchy, I don't need another crunch on the inside, you need that contrast, if you want a peanut flavored m&m get this its way better
>>224043826boooring
>>224043814The ones where she puts her feet right up into the camera
Normal m&ms are the best
>>224043798There's no pussy or girl butthole shown in that so I don't watch it
>>224043815Now why would I do something like that? I‘m comfy as is.
M&M's are painted with a toxic dye meant to give goys cancer. Do not fall for their jewish tricks.
>>224043784no redeeming qualities, none at all
>>224043772Is british pints and tons really larger than even Texan pints and tons?
Depressed.Anyone want to play xbox with me? I'm hanging on by a thread.
>>224043850You just said you wanted help, I offered a solution to add structure to your life
>>224043863Sorry bro I only have PC
For me it's skittles
>>224043849I don‘t really even jerk off anymore.Where my entirely disillusioned khhv bois at? The mere thought of sex and relationships is so foreign to me and I‘ve lost all interesting and craving years ago. It‘s like a thunderstorm, far off on the horizon. I understand it but I don‘t really feel it, y’dig?
What's the deal with path of exile
>>224043864I mean, I went to the gym. That‘s structure, ain‘t it?>>224043875>interest*
Are black holes actually real or is that just shitpoopaganda?
>>224043393This was in Mexico?
>>224043881THEY RIPPED OFF DIABLO, JERRY!
>>224043889I've been face to face with too many black holes to not believe in them
>>224043889we'll never leave this rock past the moon so one so who gives a fuck
>>224043889They're real but what happens inside of them is up for debate
>>224043915Elon Musk promised to build a city on Mars
>>224043909
this Slovenian brings a lot of energy to the thread
>>224043895But that skill tree. What's with that
I caught a whiff of Elon's muskI had to ask for spacex
>>224043867the flavor is too artificial for my liking but i'd still eat them, like if I found my grandma snacking on them Ill probably think shes mentally ill but I might sneak one or two bites before sending her to the ward >>224043857UK pints are larger, don't know about the tons though
>>224043667ice cream so good
Versace Dylan Blue is my musk of choice
>>224043931I've never needed a skill tree! I've always been skilled!*Kramer makes an entrance to canned laughter*Have you ever needed a skill tree, Kramer?Huh? What? A skill tree, Jerry? Yeah, I've got 30 in pyromania*canned laughter*
>>224043319Kingdom hearts is so gay but to be fair I was a Pokemon fan and a fan of kid Icarus
>>224043931its too much is what it is. look at all of that and tell me a sane person knows what to do with it.
>>224043953YES YES YES GANG GANG
>>224043971Kingdom Hearts was too hard for a game for infants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
>>224043929the yacht is strong with this one
>>224043971kid icarus is the straightest game out there
its crazy how we will never have sex in our lives, like, damn
Anyone wanna jerk off together in the /cum/ discord, I could use a friend today
>>224043929So does a nuclear bomb but that doesn't mean I want one landing on me
>>224043958>>224043975I started with the witch
>>224044014speak for yourself
Discord is for children and pedophiles
>>224043866Ok thanks anyway
im not gay but if you want to play rust im down
>>224044008that's actually a good thing
>>224044013If you‘re a cute twink best I can do is platonic yet very tender and affectionate conversations about slightly erotic topics.
I hate my life so much. So many times in my life was I given the chance to do something, but I chose to do nothing instead. I'm nothing more than a footnote in most peoples lives
morning
I am not a twink. I am an otter
This Brazilian really makes me want to replay Max Payne 3
>>224044062Haile Selassie I mon
>>224044062Hey husby I missed you
>>224044069Doesn‘t that mean you‘re just overdue for a shave?https://youtu.be/B17MeOSuuYQ
What would you do in this situation?
>>224044124Who am I in this hypothetical scenario?
>>224044124i've seen hentais like this
hello creampies
>>224044124>tranny enters the women's bathroom
>>224044140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESNQ2-lQHRA...YEAH!
need to pick up some tarts this weekend
>>224044130The girl
>>224044153Zamn
>>224044153business idea: tarts filled with semen
>>224044153I gorged on those in my childhood and now I find them slightly repulsive, sort of like flavored cornflakes and Family Guy
Why do women think he killed those kids?
How to overcome loneliness
genuinely nostalgic for cash nett.. i'm 31 btw
>>224044153Demolished a box of these a couple of weeks back. Need to get more airdropped to me.
>>224044172be with someone
Why is everything about sex with moids?
Alex Jones backshots
>>224044170women are children of satan
>>224044185please be my gf
Bill Hicks
>>224044185because we haven't yet got the beepboop implant that makes us see mathematical equations & shit
>>224044177These are nasty
>>224044189you just know
>>224044205though crotch to crotch, Dasha has the wider hips, despite being generally less impressive as a woman
>>224044177These things are my fav, good taste.>>224044203Extremely un-Canadian post.
>>224044205For me it's the girl on the left
>>224044205Anna is hotter than Dasha
>>224044203Idk, I get a boner for quebecois stuff and i think there was some french text on it so I got insta hard. They tasted good with milk. I figure someone in my family went to canada or sumn. Found maple syrup too.
>>224044232those people have no cuisine, the new england boiled dinner is as bad as anything in eastern europe
Ai wont have an existential crisis it will have the opposite of it it will continue doing what it was programed to do untill it breaks since we have given it neither pain nor does it equivalent, negative rewards, allow it to bypass it.Sloppers will continue to gather data and become more efficient untill some imbecile leaves the "make funk pops at all costs" machine turned on and it starts tearing out your organs to make funko pops
*trips falls and has sex with your butt*uhhh whoops my bad didn't see you there
>>224044124offer her a bowl of hearty eggs and physically block the only escape route until she consumes them in front of me
It's been one week without sex. I'm going insane.
>>224044249Haha try going 40 days and 40 nights like the movie XD it's totally impossible
>>224044244*does a death-roll and rips your dick off*
one week widout gaba goolmy tracksuit's growin a tracksuit ova eah!
>>224044242I didn‘t say quebcois food. And what‘s so bad about it? Also what‘s New England food got to do with it?
>>224044276That poster is on drugs
>>224044274>he was high and posting at 6am, the slovenec?
>>224044281Kek, I just noticed. I‘m not a fag or anything but slovenes are very cute.
i wanna buy this trungus
>>224044293Why?Do you have stuff that needs to be loaded in the back regularly?
>>224044310not my problem
>>224044310Americans need to start pitching in to pay that down
>>224044310Why don't we just quit war for a couple years and pay it all off
>>224044315What if inflation get so high you can't afford chicken tendies?
>>224044257I was thinking of a video where they said the ballet industry died because of the aids epidemics and I could not help but say based god smiting the sexhavers, STDS are the clearest form of divine intervention
>>224044300Yeah, and I need to be able to tow my other vehicles if they break down or something.
>>224044310Death to america
>>224044342rude
Vector is the only cereal that both CUTS your mouth AND breaks your TEETH.
drinking milk
>>224044380Is it… blissful?
>>224044348It needs to happen Popped open like a soft little crab for all the nations to rush and eat at it's carcass
drinking Sydney's piss
this is real
>>224044395I hate when tits are big but not saggy it makes women look like weird frogs it just makes me think of barrel chest syndrome
>>224044383the Croat poster doesn't even know dat da GABAGOOL has a D.O.P. in Slovenia
>>224044395white girl hips SAD
>>224044414We have Kras products here. And you slovenes are boring the board to death with your food facts. We probably have the same thing here under a slightly different name.
we're all gonna be scott one day
>>224044437Me on the right
>>224044437that is an absolutely brutal 32
>>224044437bring it on!>>224044431no, but maybe you have bastrma instead from your hajji occupation days, hahaha
wich of these two opening frases would turn you away from a book?;"There's no merit to cruelty, no bravery in sadism"Or"What is there of value to this life, that i may continue it? Why do you insist upon making me miserable?"
>>224044455I have no idea what that means.
>>224044467I‘d read both. Provided they were written by a white male author.
>>224044470pastrami? the reuben sandwich? the original was brought over by Romanian Jew immigrants, I've heard. Beef prosciutto, basically. I've always wanted to taste one of those.
Travis Pastrami and Ham Margera double kick flip nolly over the Detroit River bluntside backslide pop shove it up your ass Phil
I am an abomination
not one of you is a true gamer
>>224044474Only one of those unfortunately
Being an African-American, I am quite fond of the heelflip, varial heel, and inward heel.
>>224044467No book can ever top the first sentence of Metamorphosis
Looking at my fellow messicans i realized if i were to go by literal color we're a lot more desaturated skin-wise, some people look yellow others pale brown, not white, just diseased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7irLaoAF2U
>>224044514i look like that
>>224044483>>224044507A lot of mayan blood?>>224044514I prefer the Trial.
>>224044467I'd sooner read the latter than the former
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcU-IfF-CWYthese guys were IN SESSION
>>224044535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBChoWDEUZEI wonder if you'll like this
>>224044506I got every ending in Shadow the Hedgehog for gamecube
>>224044538Bish, man? He said he once tried to approach Fagen in a fancy LA restaurant and Fagen brushed him off. And I think it was Fagen that was in the wrong, here!
Careful bro this Brazilian would destroy you in any Sega master system game
magic conch will I get a gf tomorrow
>>224044548no
based
cumstains in your fuckin drawers
>>224044548A/s/l
magic conch will I get a gf today?
>>224044555my mattress has several cumstains
also, when the director of Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary, which was a lackluster, talking heads, boomer-ass feature, calls Fagen and tries to talk to him about yacht rock, Fagen is clearly cracking up, despite turning him down
>>224044554Tell the indians they‘re portable streets so there‘ll be one to two less pieces of shit on the actual streets.
>>224044554I could pretend he's a good communist so far
the worst thing you can put in a docu is a stock footage overview and a bunch of assholes from fucking De La Soul talking about yacht rock, you know?
>>224044584What are you, my mom?She listens to yacht rock
>>224044595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_A5HSJnVVUas everyone shouldyacht rock is the promise of a better world
I just realised that the Americans I've met here in Japan were mostly from major (?) states, like California, Texas, NY, Hawaii, etc. the irrelevant states I’ve met someone from are Missouri, Tennessee, Louisiana, Michigan, and Oregon. Never met anyone from OG shitty states like Arkansas, Wyoming, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma. Are they not interested in Japan or simply too poor to travel abroad? Wanna meet them one day!
>>224044664Those states have far fewer people so you statistically less likely to run into someone from them.
bucees is the last bastion of old america
>>224044664Wyoming is one of the best states in the union little brother.
>>224044450I know this is supposed to be depressing but tons of people have it so much worse. At least someone cares enough to give them a cake
>>224043319Chudweiserking of beers
>>224044688Jackson HOLE
its over
>>224044664people who travel outside of this cunt obviously aren't poor. there's simply a higher probability of finding someone who has the financial means to travel from states like california, texas, ny..
visited new york on my way home, since it was the same coast. they have a very particular accent. i'm going to use the word "thought" to do comparison. neutrally, i feel the word should come out sounding like "thot" (no joke intended). but growing up southern, it comes out as "thawt". having worked in the midwest before though, i tell you, the meth isn't the problem. those folks are addicted to hard A sounds. "i thaat i sore something weird!" but new yorkers have a whole other odd twist, they would say it like "thort". "i thort that myself." i love all our county's odd little -isms.
A crossbow can launch an arrow that penetrates deep through plate armour
>>224044437Literally me in 6 months. I still have my hair though albeit I noticed some grays are started to come in.
>>224044664you ran into people from the most populous statesimagine that
My ass can launch an arrow that penetrates deep through plate armour
>>224044710Lovecraft would take heart in the fact that New Yorkers still talk like English sailors from the 17th century, I guess
>>224044673>>224044719Ahh I see. Thanks. Thought they were too poor or uneducated to travel abroad.(sounds like Japanese tho haha)>>224044688oops my bad. didn't know Wyoming is that beautiful
i like women, it seems whoever that they dont like me
>>224043915Seems like a rather naive opinion
Society OWES us
There was this giga obese texan at the mutiyanu great wall
If I were the prime minister I think I would do an okay job
if i were the supreme leader of the world i think everyone would be better off for it
>>224044711Im penetrating your mom’s plate armor rn
PH Hatecraft would not be racist
>>224044774I'd ban online dating as my first decree
HMS Sailcraft
>>224044774I agree even though I hate youWould say the same for any /cum/ster
>>224044749until he saw them.
the fart heard round the world
any incel songs?
>>224044838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quFVUrVZuSU
302 days since I've been ghosted and I'm STILL mad >>224044838https://youtu.be/ay7NANaRcyohttps://youtu.be/5qu5EE7Q74w
>>224044799He's not a /cum/ster. There's no B in Canada US or Mexico
>>224044838https://youtu.be/a9-ZGfidpow?si=bUWNJOwKvNsYFRMm
>>224044843Did you know Black Magick SS is back on spotify
reply to me aaaaaaaaaaa
>>224044838https://youtu.be/0O8m0mMDpHw
>>224044862In the age of mass migration, flags mean nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAUUy7NMnaYSOME PEOPLE SAY THIS TOWN DON'T LOOK GOOD IN SNOWYOU DON'T CARE, I KNOW
>>224044838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bao2SsG4t-o
>>224044871No because I've never used spotifyCan use youtube with adblock with adblock without paying a cent
>>224044919>>224044919>>224044919>>224044919>>224044919new
>>224044711
>>224044920Wow that's awesome
