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any wizards here?
I have gone from "I will never have sex" to "I don't deserve to have sex"
semenstein
drinking juice
>>224044961what kind? just had some pineapple myself.
>>224044926What they don't talk about is you wind up liking witches and catgirls
Gandalf or Dumbledore
the hippies were hairy, and they loved potterybesides, J.K. Rowling has HUEG hangers!
>>224044966some mixed fruit slop
>>224044968the one who isn't gay
Crossed this one off my list finallyMaybe falling in love with a hooker who uses my flaws as a way to accept her own flaws will fix me bros
>>224044984What about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>224044988this is janitor country!
>>224044961grool?
>>224044933Deserve? Not deserving? That's not at all how any of this works. If that mindset helps you in some way then whatever, but just know that when it eventually happens it's not because you will have """deserved it"""
>>224044988GOD DID THIS TO US, MAN!
Never seen that one actually
>>224045001I very strongly dislike this webm
I saw this today
it's LOOK AT WHAT GOD JUST DID TO US, MAN!It was you! You're a narc!
>>224044926
>>224044926get some witches up on that dick wizza
>>224045016
Believe women.
>>224045016It's a good one
>>224045016What did you think of it? I personally love it.
>>224045016that is one of the best movies ever
>wants to wagecuck when NEET>wants to NEET when wagecuck
Las Vegas isn't a den of sin and debauchery anymore so movies like those mentioned above can't be made nowadays
>>224045010I like it
>>224045016Garry did nothing wrong.
>>224044926you ask this every couple days
>>224044926I got super lucky and nutted inside an 18yr old girl
>>224045029I believe the prostitutes and strippers when they tell me how much they love me
>>224045033thought it was good but expecting a bit more since it was so revered by everyone
>>224045040b-but I don't wanna pay 900 bux to see Bono!
>>224045049i feel alone
>>224045052How old were you
>>224044926no im only 28
>>22404492623 years old but it's fucking over for me.
>>22404506526
um
>>224045093something on your mind, sport?
>>224045063the answer doesn't change, there's at least 4 who regularly post here not including jason and the brazilian who are probably going to be wizards
>>224045083Same
and despite Bono's professed faith, I think the music of U2 in the last quarter century should be considered both sin and debauchery
2pac's murderer is on trial now
>>224045040Now you can gamble on ya phoneNow you can hire a hooker on ya phoneNow you can get alcohol and drugs on ya phone
>>224045114Why'd it take so long
>>224045114How do witnesses remember something from decade ago
>23 years old but it's fucking over for me.REMINDER: YOU ARE STILL IN YOUR EARLY TWENTIES!!!
>>224045108What did you think of the South Park episode about him
>>224045123>>224045122the killer wrote a book about doing it. You can't make this shit up
if you're arent at least 28 you need to shut the fuck and go suck on your pacifier, you're too young
>>224045132don't give them attention, they're annoying enough on their own
also REM, that was a grotesque display of nothingness from a band that was a cute little take on the Byrds...it was like Chris Isaak smearing his eyes with woad, it was sacrilege, back in the early 2010's or so
Have a dentist appointment tomorrow not happy also momberg said she's cutting back on the amount of sweet treats she buys me
I am gods dumbest wagecuck>anon can you come in tomorrow?>well I need the money and Im not going to do anything but stay in my room all day anyway>yah I can
>>224045155You're a sweet treat x
i would like to play rust but no one plays that game solo
>>224045140I've been around too long, I remember back when Chef was a thing, so I forget
>>224045160Sweet post x
>>224045147How about I suck on your cock instead
also, remember the Tragically Hip? Well, that band stunk! It was like REM but it was SHIT! I'm so sorry, buds!
I got a good chance of getting one of those EMT positions at an Amazon warehouse. I just sit on my ass all day and wait for an employee to come to me if he scratched himself, and sometimes do safety inspections on machines. The starting pay is 35 dollars an hour which is fucking incredible for an EMT. I would be getting paid more than many paramedics, and for less work too.
any gocks here?
I wish I was 22 again instead of being a 25 year old unc with no hope
>>224045180Retard
I feel like there should be a statute of limitations on murder
>>224045158they did that to me for 9 years and i never got promoted past shift supervisor (and I lost that after 2 years). next time say no, the time after that say no. just say no.
>>224045190We know you killed that hobo
>>224045182why would Amazon have an EMT on staff?
>>224045208Suicidal wagies
kek
>>224045158I feel like the bigger issue is that you have nothing to do the next day. Like clearly you would not be working extra days if you were actually filling them with activities you want to do
goodnight
You picked the wrong house fool
>>224045083you know anon you keep sitting here telling me it's over but from my perspective it never even began
>>224045227saar did not redeem
>>224045208Because there is a chance for workplace accidents and they want someone there to immediately take care of it. I have no clue why they pay so high either.
>>224045227this actually made me lol
My chips went stale in 2 days what the fuck
>>224045227ENTER
Filling a jar with stolen toenail clippings from my oneitis and jerking off into it
>>224045245then call an ambulance and they get there in 5 minutes. Way cheaper than having one on staff.
>>224045177only if you are a woman
>>224045277why would you mix your spunk in with the good stuff? doesn't it change the smell?
>>224045277I got three jars of my toenail clippings you can have one if you promise not to do black magic on me with it
>>224045191Im not even trying to get promoted(no chance of that in this line of work), I jsut have nothing to do>>224045237I KNOW. and god help me I keep trying to think of things to do and I end up being miserable because Im all alone doing it
Beware the devil's tricks
my ex had nice feet
August is already almost over where did the time go?
>>224045274Hmm, impressive, now check this out >>224045282I'm not going to question them why they want to give me money for doing nothing. Other factories/warehouses have them as well
>>224045301Ever massage them?
>>224045301Did you suck her toes?
>Third most spoken language in each state
>>224045314>>224045330no that's gay
its only fags who want to suck on things, were are the fucking women at
>>224045346I'm a RETARD and forgot the photo
Brushing my labubus hair and hitting the penjamin
I just wanna use your loveTonightI don't wanna lose your loveTonight
>>224045367I mean, yah, we have a TON of chinks here. not surprising at allat leasts its not ebonics
But that's lifeIt's so social
>>224045384Vietnamese is more surprising
>>224045393seems charlie really fell in love with cowboy culture
just sneezed
You lick sniz
Congrats, USA
>>224045424Zhu mogs hard
>>224045424canada is the last country that should be pointing out chink immigrants in another country
>>224045424For me? It's the left and right ones.
>>224045424would have sex with all of them assuming they buy me things given that they are smart they must earn a lot
>>224045367how old is this data?
>>224045435I'm not pointing out anything. I'm just a math nerd and posting results of a competition
>>224045434You picked the ugliest one
>>224045451Find a Jap gf They have those in Brazil
99% of the dating advice people give online is absolute dogshit and I broke some girl I really liked's heart because everyone said she was using me.
>>224045460if i could find any gf at all we wouldn't be having this conversation
>>224045452Based on 2020 stats
>>224045465that's the problem with relationship advice is that there's a lot of nuances and unique situations to account for when dealing with issues.
>>224045465>taking dating advice from bitter incels who spend their free time in on a dying websitedeserved
>>224045465wow that's crazy but who asked
only about half the people use turn signals
>>224045513how about I turn signal you into a homo sexual
>>224045513I just focus on driving I don't really think about that extra stuff
ate my pasta too fast and now have the hiccups
cutting short form media out of my life dramatically improved my mental, i cannot recommend it enough. i cannot wait for legislation to catch up to incredibly damaging and addictive content that has been served by tech companies, between gen z and alphas we basically lost a generation to adhd-inducing brainrot media
>>224045506Nobody, I'm saying it so that if you guys ever find a girl you really like who actually spends time with you (it could happen, I didn't think it would happen to me), don't blow it by listening to incels online or looking up advice tailored to bitter people who spend 10 hours a day on dating apps.
>>224045568>a girl you really like who actually spends time with you
Going back to college tomorrow
>>224045561I can't really make fun of this kid given the fact that I am addicted to constantly switching tabs.
Tell your mom I'm sorry for hurting her pussy last night
>>224045596Watcha studying
>>224045596Procrastinated and didn't sign up for any classes in time fuck my chud life
>>224045596You will be the first wedgie and swirlie victim
>>224045576Again, I didn't think it would ever happen to me, and that's why I'm contemplating an hero'ing over this because I don't know if it'll ever happen again. In fact I'm seriously considering texting her and begging forgiveness for being a dense, bitter retard.
>>224045612Political science. I'm actually doing very good so far two semesters in.>>224045615I'll take it in stride.
ayo dis nigga huzzless
>>224045662are you a chud or a libtard?
>>224045662What career are you trying to get
>>224045662You gonna stride around with your tighty whities riding all up in your crack
if god is real hes gonna wish he wasnt when i get him
>>224045682>chud or a libtardNeither, I consider myself to be a technocrat and a classical liberal.>>224045686Either work in DC at a policy institute or work at a university.
>>224045698Reasonable reaction to a Brazilian
>>224045701What will your future employers think when they find your incel blog posts here
Weather report says it's going to be a comfy cloudy day tomorrow
>>224045726Perfect weather for fucking the dog
>>224045726it was 110 in vegas today
>>224045726
>>224045734Weirdo
>>224045739What was the temp in your province leafman
Is Zoom Zoom really the only interesting poster in this thread?
is this nigga STILL simping over a tripfag?
>>22404575562 right now
>>224045782The gayest poster
>>224045793>The gayest posterAs long as Brian is still here I won't have that distinction
>>224045782I'm interesting if you like to hear about my bowel movements
>>224045833go on......
women piss me off with their stupid ass bullshit
I once watched a porn of a twinky German guy having a threesome with a Namibian and a German girl in a sauna, it found it very cute that he clearly preferred the Namibian girl
>>224045846Farting a lot at the moment been eating more fiber
>>224045629Do it bro. I lost someone because I listened to other people. Trust me you don't want to live with that
the midwest is flooded meanwhile it hasnt rained here in almost 4 months
>twinkly German guyBe careful zoomzoom you will be a bug chasing gay slut if you continue down this path
Is Kingdom Come Deliverance a good game if I like The Witcher and Skyrim?
>>224045629Suicide baiting never works
>>224045274He don't miss
>>224045871get they ass
watching covid era youtube videos
Chicken tenders are overrated
We really need to deal with the jewish/women problem.
>>224045933I miss 2020-2022 even though I was fatter and worse off
sent that freak flying
>>224045907>if you continue down this pathI'll be a bug chasing gay slut if I tastefully fuck cute African girls?
I've been a neet for almost 2 years now and I'm going crazy
>>224045938I've been reading an article about this 18 year old white girl who got her black boyfriend and roommate to kill her mother in Ohio because she was racist
>>224045955If you think of other men as twinky
being a neet? thats cake, try being an incel
>>224045933I'll never forgive them.
>>224045962One less woman and one less racist shitting up the world and a negro in prison sounds pretty based to me Anon
Punch a racist in the face
>>224045969Should I use fop or dandy even in sexually explicit contexts? It's a good descriptor.
I look like this
>>224045962That's really sad but she was a racist soooo
>>224046033You will never be a Chihuahua
>>224046041That's literally me
Where is Slovenia I haven't seen him in a while
>>224046044You wish
how can i tell if a woman is ovulating or not
