toil edition
Let it be. Let it be. *smiles*
made this edish so people would stop reposting the same image over and over>>224050711but alas i was too late
open the fucking places of worship
right get the lockdowns in
The largest mosque in London is the Baitul Futuh Mosque located in Morden, South-West London. Completed in 2003 at a cost of £15 million by the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community, the massive complex can accommodate up to 13,000 worshippers
>>224050718sorry chud a woman CAN silently withdraw consent after you commence coitus and if you continue that's rape
Going to start working out daily because the sweat it makes overnight smells like kissing I hope the smell isn't penis smell... My mind is in such a bad place baka
rorke in utter turmoil after seeing pictures of ethnic minorities open their gcse results this might be it for him
>rape edish
>>224050753careful bud i got a 3 day ban for posting this one
sorry guys it's not good news today from the wacky world of Dr House. A baby died
>>224050761good afternoon i hate women
interesting how i often get calls from unknown numbers after using 3's "anonymous" top up service
>>224050753You should post this on the internet more so that it catches on. I've never seen this edit
>>224050784Do you pick up?
>>224050761only an incel chud would see a contradiction there
Rorke permanently confused by immigration because he refuses to engage with the material dialectic of neo-marxist thought and a holistic critique of neoliberalism
>>224050773frasier lied under oath today toowhat is the world coming to
Poopert Murdick
hes broken out the polish cuck facebook folder must be having a really bad mental health day
Gin & Tonic, ya?
Toilberg said I couldn't play my DS at work but I'm doing it anyway. Even got the Netflix on while I post on /brit/He'll do nothing
talking with a trans woman who assures they is not a danger to women while having death to all transphobes in their bio
>>224050692fucking screaming you little freak
>>224050793yes i picked up weed from my dealer
>>224050793no but i do sometimes search for the number on google
>>224050812Pee and Pee for me
why is twitter search so bad
>>224050826no you're not
british women
>>224050801it can't go on like this for /brit/'s favourite fictional Doctors
>>224050846You are lying if you say she is fitter than a naked 18 year old
>>224050794Me
*arrives to the thread*
some ethnic brits are the palest in the world while some are swarthy and look like italians what causes this
British women...
just realised there's a bank holiday coming up and my eyes widened with an undeniable smirk upon my face. being a toilfreak/wagecattle has done a number on me.
>>224050814he's running down to your little basement office and is about to kick the door down
>>224050878saxons vs britons
>>224050870My nan will love this very real video.She died 28 years ago the old cunt.
>>224050856Doctor hannibal lector
>>224050722Too many forens, abandon that
>>224050846would eat her arse
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxzZNpnsG_lrb8SZVlB05OGTTRIbX5aRu-?surface=shorts&data=Afs8hOv9xfLmHcn0O2e6wQG3fEoQXeTPX-7HOQoy8rG8iZT7syyxyPHpgWZsHZJUvf7z-NnEmbLWxZ5I&si=7flMR4wBvAAgmL_sNeed to bark for her every time she says speak while she rubs her tits on my dick
john mcafee
>&si=ruh roh
this nigga posting the tower of babel
my younger brother has become a fedora atheist which is fascinating as i didn't know they still existi basically agree with most of the things he's saying but he does go on about it a bit
>>224050901how are they still noticeably different after a gajillion years
rorke world record youtube link attempt
>>224050946mousey I want you to know that I love you and appreciate you as a person, but John McAfee himself just rose out of his grave, grabbed me by the back of my neck and told me not to click that virus
>>224050953>>224050958>>224050961I don't care if you click it lol
boring toilfreaks are allowed a day off toil soon so they'll be posting with us on a monday. grim
>lolhes seething
>>224050979reverse psychology
>>224050964Gave up on my atheism phase after I realised it's main adherents are fat losers who stick bananas up their arse
>>224050990the bbcposting will be out of control then
raining
doing a wotanic mcafee roar
need to get out of bed but dont want to so cosy
>>224050992think you zoomers need to realise that millennials just add lol at the end of every sentence lol
ever since my dad died I panic whenever a family member gets ill
https://youtube.com/shorts/ADmgdGv6mhk?is=q0I798lhJRukbep4
>>224051021im 39 years old
>>224050990rent free
>mythical shorts pull brohow about i mythically pull down your shorts and smack your arse raw bro
Autumn is aggressively knocking at the door and yet there isn't a single Barbour jacket or cable knit jumper hanging in your wardrobe.
>>224051033Ever since I saw a turquoise pigtails anime girl I wanted to fuck my aunt
>>224051038drink piss?
>>224050761
Botanic barrierWith a speech impediment
>>224051057there's no point in me wearing nice looking clothes as it would just exemplify how ugly my face isnondescript functional clothing and a boring haircut is the way for me im afraid
>cable knit>hangingstop the larp
still no autumn gf
might become a zionist
anyone been to castle coomb?
uh oh
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
meltdown imminent
heathermong winding up
>>224051080ktimmum shouts at me whenever we go out and i just wear a t shirt and jeans but she laughed at me when i said i want to get into fashion
what's a 102 year old bloke doing in a pub
Need the sea
how do people get proper fat though genuinely? i feel fucking awful if ive eaten too much and if i ever tried to eat past that i think id just chuck up
>>224050812Voddy Tonny for me, just prefer it, more refreshing
My internet slowed down after the aunt post so I had to fix the typoInternet's fine now
>>224051126not nice thatmumberg tells me im beautiful but i look like jamie foreman in nil by mouth
>>224050711 can someone explain why leftypol wants the country filled with people who need to be told this?
>>224051129Looking for a wife. Finally decided to settle down and start a family.
>>224051153leftypol hates white people
>>224051129Having a wank
>>224051138I don't think you realise just how disgusting and depraved obese people are
>>224051153>could go to prisonlmao what a shit-hole this country is
When I walk on by, girls be looking like, "Damn, he fly"
Big big ummy
its not that hard to afford nice things if you arent a mong who pisses away fortunes on booze fags and scratchcards/euromillions
right and who called for that? I didn't call for it
>>224051138your stomach stretches over time and you only need to eat a small exponential calories increase over time to get hugeit will add up eventually xalso mental illness
It better be
Porridge is such peasant slop
>>224051153Leftypol's ultimate goal is for everyone to be poor, brown, and miserable, because it's fair.
poor lad ruining his life
>>224051193um
>>224051193get her impregnated
got a weight gain fetish and would love to be a big obese bastard but could never let myself get like that
>>224051138You can't get fat if you eat healthy foods. They eat trash and especially tons of sugar
the bradleyposter being his usual evil self
Wotanic meltdown
>>224051214Inflation fetish and vore fetish
>black liv.......
>>224051216>You can't get fat if you eat healthy foodsobjectively false
>>224051201what was it
>>224051216Yes you canYou can eat a million lettuces a day and still get fat
They better have some Nutella doughnuts left at the bakery
Working in a new office and all the wimmin here are absolute fucking mingers kek, and one of them is 38 years old and already looks about 50 ffs
>You can eat a million lettuces a day and still get fatomds shut it rorke
>>224051238Try to eat over 2000 calories of just steamed vegetables
would love to skin heathermong alive infront of his parents
Watching the new Bold Politics podcast where host Zack Polanski (a Jew) and guest Afua Hirsh (black) discuss the nature of English identity I'll leave you to guess their conclusions
Balance in all things. Too much of anything is bad.
men are so fucking hot it's unreal
>>224051258you can though that's just how it works
>>224051263steamed vegetables are the only healthy foods then?
hate when you can taste the mould on that last bite of expired bread
>>224051153Hey retard now theyre here its better that theyre educated in our ways. You must be really fucking stupid
>>224050744more like paid by the fucking british taxpayer the massive complex can accommodate 13000 nonces
>>224051257imagine what they're thinking about you
>>224051272Don't care, both of those "people" are irrelevant little twats.
The winner takes it all. Will you be the winner? More importantly, will you try?
Pet Fly
>>224051243a Scandinavian looking woman in ski clothes sucking a black penis in the snow
>>224051275you arent eating 20 kilos of lettuce rorke you joker
>>224051257swings and roundabouts, I work with some absolute fitties and all it does is remind me of all the shagging that I could be doing but can't because I'm an autist
>>224051279>eats mouldoh no, you'll be posting ai generated black men any day now
>>224051304erm what about his excellent glasses?
>>224051304It's feeding off his rotting flesh
>>224051311Just you watch
>>224051304My friend had a pet stink bug. It would grab onto his clothes when he left out stay in the automobile and grab onto him back home and go to its lamp.
>>224051299I've already received compliments x>>224051314One of those fitties will be open to shagging an autist, jusbeeurself x
>>224051198You probably just don't get the schziophreniaAt least you know he does it to himself, for you. And that it's something nobody can take and use to say "okay, we are going to do this to you" without being the bad person. Pimping hoes is ok though. You can trick a woman into sex slavery
You can get fat eating only healthy nutritious food but it is more difficult, that's the more accurate way to express the principle.You can easily get fat eating nuts though btw.
it seems the new is already being usedreckon migrate early to avoid thread splitting>>224050711>>224050711
mad that QI's only got the three series left (X, Y and Z)wonder what they're gonna do for Series X in Octoberthey're probably fucked lmao
I decided to quit coffee and energy drinks and it's been 2 days so far and I have raging fucking headaches, plus I feel lightheaded and fatigued. never drinking this shit again
>>224051246Assuming 25 calories per 100g you would neet to eat over 10kg of lettuce daily to meet the average calorie requirement of an adult male.>>224051276Maybe not in England judging by your obesity rates
29yo with my whole youth ahead of me wondering what i'll be when i grow up :)
/brit/ is a nomadic tribe. Never in one place for too long.
>>224051344thread split to avoid thread splitting? how's that make sense then?
Another stand of hair submitted to the Norwood Reaper
Sir Thread Splitter
>>224051357this but 37
>>224051356>Maybe not in England judging by your obesity ratesLiterally how is that an answer to my question in any way?
>>224051356Lettuce was just an example. The point is you can eat just traditionally healthy foods but if you eat too much of it you will get fat. Ergo, healthy food can make you fat.
>>224051272Absolutely loved this conversation,intelligent, honest and articulate. Personally I struggle with the concept of patriotism; it's always felt a little strange to me. I don't feel particularly attached to a country simply because I was born there. I feel more connected to people than to borders, and more interested in what we share as human beings than in the accident of nationality
>>224051351life gets really boring without caffeine unfortunately
>>224051357>>224051378don't worry fellow young lads, we've got this! (I'm 34 :) )
always the most useless cunts who are the biggest nationalists
>kissing smellMore like feet smell I think now...
Out of ideas. Will be gone for a while.
>>224051400I know but sadly it's what must be done
>>224051126don't let that slide. confront her about this. don't let anyone treat you like this.
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
>>224051390>>224051380Dishonest replies and you know it.
sweaty gcse girls
>>224051406Unironically true, literally every intelligent and successful and happy person I know is left leaning or liberal. Every rorke I know is a borderline incel.
nig
>>224051406Leftylol loves slavery
>could you take off your hat, you look a bit young*takes off hat*>sorry im going to need some idIm 35 I just wanted an energy drink not public humiliation fuck this country
yes rorke braised tofu is just as unhealthy as flaming hot monster munch well done poppet x
>>224051443Why do you want to drink? That is a more important question.
>>224051419too late she has destroyed my self confidence also pretty sure she has bpd
>>224051126Ktim but mom used to say I "look like a bag of shit tied in middle"At 30 I finally realized she meant it in a good wayFucking women
>>224051432..!!
>>224051424Name a list of what you consider to be healthy foods and define what you mean by a healthy food.Don't get butthurt that you made a stupid point easily contradicted by tje evidence.
>>224051395not sure how this bitch feels much connection with the 6.8 billion people who dont speak a word of english
>>224051443what kind of hat was it? fedora?
>>224051191cope
>>224051193First of the white on white non trans non cuck porn going on the phone then... Changed something in Mr
>>224051435That settles it then x
Love being disingenuous when I'm proven wrong
>>224051447literally no one in this thread has even come close to indicating that
>>224051404one more year just to chill out and decompress then i'll figure it all out
I think french people being attractive is a myth because I liked some videos of French people cycling and now there's loads of them on my feed doing a variety of things but most of them look like us but sometimes a bit indiany
>>224051463>momFOY
some of you really need to suck on this dick and shut up
>>224051246nope
>>224051497Love feet smell on my face after
Sadiq Khan... I kneel... How could you make the leddit 'blade runners' look like utter mongs...
aaron come and get your dinner sweetheart you've got chlorine chicken dinosaurs and a glass of pop tart juice
>>224051460Monster energy tastes nice>>224051475Beanie>>224051505Alri heathernonce
>>224051463wtf does that mean
i only drink water and milk
>>224051508
>>224051508I thought we already established that nobody is eating 20kg of lettuce daily
first bulgaria now sloveniacant wait for bosnialad to show up in about a months time
>>224051523Think about it
>>224051508>A human stomach would physically burst from the sheer volumeCorr
>>224051526that's what I'm starting to do now
cock all covered in rorke slobber
>>224051540I knew you had an inflation fetish
what does lando norris monster taste of
>>224051526alright Johnny Ball
>>224051501french should be taught in all schoolsdon't like this modern rise of spanish being taughtnot very traditional
>>224051530I'm on your side but it was a fucking retarded illustration mate.
>>224051540VORRRR
Smelling for the first time I smell like kissing and spit :3
do the chairs in your parlour seem empty and baredo you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair*breaks down laughing uncontrollably for 3 minutes*
>>224051529ok? thats moving the goalposts. you specified lettuce and you were wrong to. >>224051530so what?
>>224051535you got a skinny waist? what does that have to do with shit?
um why did the bbc pick that photo
>>224051552Belgian dip
>>224051542it actually makes me feel superiorall my peers drinking beer and buzzballs and energy drinks like children and they will look 50 at 30 whilst i will remain young and youthful with my water and milk diet
>>224051566I wasn't the one who brought up lettuce, but I can see why my reply is a bit nonsensical sorry.
>>224051572It was a compliment and that's why she would say no when I'd try to fix it. It was also when she would dress me up
>>224051515How could Sadiq Khan do this. He's evil
Why did the chicken cross the road?
do you remember getting your GCSE results? i didn't go to the results day as i was on holiday in norfolk
>>224051561>>224051566Okay yeah lettuce specifically was wrong it's just the first thing that came to mind. The point still stands that you can eat healthy and get fat.
Vaping is turning people into absolute gimps.
>>224051515what are leddit blade runners?i unironically think ulez is good
a lot of disagreements are due to semantic shifti think a lot of people think 'healthy' is synonymous with 'low calorie' and it isn't
>>224051603yeah i walked in, got my results, saw none of my mates were around so i went home
>>224051604no you cant.
suffering from celtic cringe
built britain, blacks did
Did you see that video recording of al capones voice? He was saying how prohibition is evil.
>>224051624ok
>>224051400cut the caffeine out, start the methylphenidatesimple as that really
who is behind daily lesbian threads on gif?
>>224051628and then destroyed it
>>224051603yesdrove home with mum in silence
>>224051628leftypops yoda
>>224051593why
>>224051624see>>224051529
>>224051633Did he sound like Danny Devito?
>>224051635glad we cleared that up
>>224051468Right thenVegetables and lean meatHealthy foods are low in calories relative to their volume with high fibers, proteins and micronutrient contents.And what is the evidence you speak of? That you can supposedly eat several times your weight in lettuce over a week to gain weight?
>>224051619we all went straight to the park then on to a big house party sorry mate forgot to tell you x
>>224051616The people who went around cutting down ULEZ called themselves that. Cringy freaks
>>224051647Because it could
>>224051648nuts aren't healthy. if you can only eat a small amount of something before it becomes bad for you, then its not healthy.
>>224051658see>>224051529
meat is toxic go plant-based before it's too late
>>224051603Yeah sort ofRemember last day of school more though we all went pub and started crying
>>224051653clear up your face you spotty gimp
>>224051650https://youtu.be/u1hgHTuNvdYHorrible man
>>224051660oh that's ok, next time maybe
money, food, religionprobably my least favourite subjects in here desu
>>224051676*rubs my face on your pillow*
>>224051666That's not the definition of a healthy food sorry, nice try though. Concession accepted. Just admit you're wrong.
might spend money on bread because of jesus or something
>>224051603my geography teacher told me i was right i didn't need to do homework after i unexpectedly got an a
>>224051692you havent offered a definition of healthy food
Found a jesus face on one of my crisps. Gave it to my dog
>'mad' meaning 'angry'see this EVERYWHERE nowFOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>>224051677 Saying that Capone has a stereotypical mob boss voice is like saying Lord of the Rings has the stereotypical fantasy races. Like bro you'll never believe where they got the idea from
last day of school we had a barbecue and everyone was crying and enjoying the food and the last day with their friends whilst i was stood in the corner alone and my maths teacher came over and said i could go early
no such thing as healthy foods
don't know why people engage in arguments here the NEETfreaks will just try to carry any on to keep themselves busy in the absence of real purpose in life
>>224051668I am not reading your chatgpt queries mong. I am asking you to engage your brain and rationalize gaining weight by eating 10 kilos of lettuce daily.
>>224051714we've all been there lad
>>224051708Really makes you mad, doesn't it?
>>224051699we are the map men
>>224051687Hi
do brits stop doing the accent when they're in their room alone
>>224051721>real purpose in lifeSuch as ?
it's like how it takes ages to eat an apple but it's somehow only 50 calories. mad isn't it
>>224051703The definition of a healthy food is nutrient dense food that provides essential vitamins and minerals and proteins and fiber. Nuts meet that definition.Now, you can say that to eat a lot of them is unhealthy, but that doesn't mean THEY THEMSELVES are unhealthy.
>>224051707diego slutdropping to his knees and tearfully screaming hallelujah
>>224051677it literally says ai in the title come on man
going on a poo strike
>>224051743mostly water and vitamins innit
>>224051740eating a million lettuces
coop meal deal
>>224051714I remmeber seeing this girls scar from cutting so I thought I would constantly scratch at my arm to show her I was self harming ad well and that we have so much in common and that she would let ne shag
SAT’s girls
Found my local natsoc group the other day while I was on a walkGood bunch of lads tbqh
>>224051603My school was a few villages over so on the day I rode my bike to get them. On the way back going through one village I bumped into a girl in my year who I'd never spoken to. It was weird how the social status of school seemed to no longer matter and she talked to me for a few minutes like we'd always been friends. I remember thinking how beautiful she was and I wondered why I'd never had a crush on her before. We parted as if we were still at school and were going to see each other again. A kind of catch you later goodbye. But as I rode away I realised I was never going to see her again.
>>224051745then you can be healthy on a diet of 95% meat and eggs then.
>>224051708think it's you that needs to fuck off
>>224051721 this isn't a TRVKE anymorethis is a TRVKE carpet bombing
>>224051727Do you disagree with anything presented in that image? I'm not letting you get away with your arbitrary dismiss of a slightly more complex search engine you desperate disingenuous frog cunt.
There used to be no slovenians on 4chan and now they're everywhere. Another 3rd world country got internet access, like india. Used to be no indians. Tiresome.
>>224051729went frank and bennys after to celebrate me finishing but my sister saw me looking up calories on my phone and told my mum who got angry and had a go at me for being hard work so spent the rest of the meal in a tense mood and got home went for a walk and cried
>>224051765Supermarket sandwiches are wank, apart from M&S.
>>224051641heterosexual men i think
>>224051781That is not a valid inference from what I said at all.
>>224051783sit your fricken butt down cody
working this weekend so today is my saturday so im boozing tonight xany questions?
>>224051810yeh it is
is swedelad in need to ask him something
>>224051789I am not eating your chatgpt queries. Explain how you can defy the laws of physics and eat a person's worth of lettuce in a week to gain weight.
>>224051780Alri Ray Bradbury
>>224051821how do planes work?
new>>224050711>>224050711>>224050711
>>224051803i agree but the wraps are okay
>>224051794slovenia is richer than britain
>>224051825Busy drawing
>>224051825alri
currently fighting a proposed cycle route planned to go around my building. So far I have the support of the management company that owns the building, a nearby restaurant, and a local councillor
>>224051823Point out where defining what a healthy food is means you only need to eat meat and eggs, which don't contain everything you need spastic
>>224051828I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LETTUCEAnd you're only dismissing the image because it blows you the fuck out, that google search is sourced from websites written by people.
>>224051884No I think you did. Also I won't read it.
