Édition Par Osiris et par Apis !Un sanglier : >>224019031
napped.
Unlearning and teaching myself to think fourth dimensionally with the help of machine elves and "forgotten egyptians deities" (not demons of course)
>>224052822>I just need your three dimensions into me.What do?
>>224052924>Lives with a dog inside her houseEscape to the tenth dimension, never to return again.
>>224052510some months ago i visited kassel and the city was a mess. it was overridden by all sorts of third world peoples and junkies and it was dirty and run down too. there was no german in sight. however, as soon as you stepped on one of the main parks, you would only see germoid couples and families. it was almost as if green areas were surrounded by a force field that repelled brownoids (us not included). quite a peculiar experience.
>>224052924>Golden Retriever energy
>>224052924c'est jolie, cette file....>fun, énergie, sarcasmedommage, toujours des mêmes bêtises>chientu sais justement
>>224052924Go all in. Tummytastic
What are you doing?
>>224053853Tee-hee, I'll show my tummy.*wear high raise or whatever it's called pant*But yeah. Would lick. Like the hair too and also the top that show the shoulders.
Wonder how many foid ever had a meaningful conversation on Tinder
>>224052924>>224034046Do that and post results.
South Europeans love Suisse
>>224052355Well, the meeting ended well and I managed to talk about nothing with them enough to finish the document and deliver it.Now I can slack, maybe I’ll go home.
>>224054086I don't particularly care for Switzerland, I would move there in a heartbeat if I could get a job because the purchasing power difference but otherwise I don't think there's anything particularly great about it.I'm not a posh guy who loves skying and hiking though, if I liked those maybe my opinion of Switzerland would be much higher.
>>224052355You already have a wife so don't wish for a different woman.
>>224052924She's pretty, you should date her
https://youtu.be/8Qiv0gMr824?is=iFmGhhNPEWW-ftDP
>>2240540629 on yesterday daily, 9 on today daily, only 40 on this longer quizz, ran out of times as some bosswoman was pestering me on slack, over for job-havers. On the questions I answered, I was wrong on boisterous, rest did not answer>>224054165I wish.
>>224054666Why did I wrote slack? More like teams fr frOr maybe I got auto corrected
>>224052822do you lurk /x/ by any chance?the pics and terms you use are /x/-coded
>>224055358Yes I used too before it got too schizo for me. I liked it for the spooky stuff back in the day and rippen memes.I was mainly on /tv/ and /v/ doe.
>>224054461Uhm...>>224055456>rippenman those were peak
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>>224055667If you want a picture of the future, imagine a cat's paw stamping on a human face, forever.
Holy shitballs, I lost 1,5 kilos from sweating and walking. In love with vinyl cashier cutie (not the black one) the regular from last time, her name is Anastasia.
>>224055915Based! Me I'm in love with my black emo coffee bean seller and the heavily tattooed goth at the bookstore
Btw last nights dinner that granny welcomed us with. Most tender chicken I've eaten in a while. Also what I bought today for 10 euro, practically a steal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVh3BNJNr_Q>>224054030>miles of dicks.jpgtop kek >>224053906soaking my feet in magnesium chloride water and smoking a cigarette, you? >>224056147>black emo coffee bean sellerGood name for a band :D >and the heavily tattooed goth at the bookstoreShe must be pretty since you're overlooking the heavily tattooed, or you might be a fan, have you struck a conversation?
Good afternoon /med/, it's raining a lot now and the temperature dropped which is great news. Regarding "Timmy" as they call the Swiss anon, I feel bad for him. As a Spanish anon said in the last thread, if he didn't react like an angry kid, no one of those miserables would tell him anything. I had a friend who was the butt of the jokes for the exact same reason. Same happens for example with Vinicius Junior, they call him slurs during matches because he gets mad and its haters find it funny. >>224052924Looks quite good for being 31.
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>>224056269GOOD DAY, nigga
>>224056267>>224056310You should try cooking papas a lo pobre, you basically have all ingredients here.
>>224056390it's made with peppers and eggplant and chicken and potatoes?
>>224056427Potatoes, peppers and onions.
>>224056267That looks real good, grazie nonna.>since you're overlooking the heavily tattooed,I don't mind tattoos as long as they're not too trashy. These looked real good on her.
>>224055790the weak should fear the strong.
>>224056269Good day sirs>it's raining a lot now and the temperature dropped which is great news.I wish...>>224056436Ok I'm making a note, to cook it when I get home. >>224056446Nona (Yaya) came through, she's feeling better now, she had shingles for 2 months and was in a lot of pain. >I don't mind tattoos as long as they're not too trashy. These looked real good on her.Where are the tattoos, that's very important, if it's on tummy, bobs, or legs It breaks my heart. Vinyl girl had a small on her back which I could get over...man she's so fucking cute and such a charming smile, she's a bit on the short side but I couldn't care less desu. She was playing very good music and I asked her the name of a track which caught my ear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7fIovJhkLc
Good day med am back from the cagie, another bad day at the cagie no office cutie and old bitch was insufferable.At least I got my car back.
Kwab-destroying TRVKE>>224020639
>>224056907Hang in there lil' M>>224056949They do be like that.
>>224056999Just one day and she's gone
Also shout out to French anonfrens, I bought the best of Cassius for 22 euro which is kind of a steal as well. Top 3 French duos along with Daft Punk and Justice. The Justice album was 45 euro unfortunately...(discogs ni**az ruined everything) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrU2DThhsZIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazVKnD-_sQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KdkTipTJ0>>224056907>At least I got my car back.Hell yeah!
Also finally saw new bossman's bossman, he didn't look like a bossman at all>>224057089Thanks
>>224056267Browsing 4chan and thinking if I should cook something and I would eat this.
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>>224056949why? by all my ramblings on here you should know by now my opinions aren't those Germans are usually accused of here. If we already avatarfag here you don't need to address me as a random German.
made my wife watch the star wars prequels before watching the original trilogy and now she hates sci fi
>>224057352>now she hates sci fibasedexceptions proving the rule it's often shit
>>224057182>thinking if I should cook somethingwhat can you cook?
>>224057352She was ashamed that she wanted big anakin cock after he slaughtered those kidsMogged by Padme too
>>224056949also that last part with Dassault is ridiculous.
>>224057324>why?Saying german destroying trvke nets me less (you)s than saying kwab destroying trvke.It's called optimization sweetie.
>>224056949Holy based>>224056864Glad to hear Yaya is ok :)>Where are the tattoosUltra sharp tattoo of a kraken all over her back extending to the arms and neck and other assorted tattoos very indicative of a BPDemon>short sideIs her being short an issue?
>>224057352Star Wars isn't sci fi, it's science fantasy.
>>224057472rather semitic of you, but yes.
>>224057472How is momberg ?
>>224057373kekcome on kwabian there is fun sci fi like starsector or star trek>>224057399most of our talk of anakin was how shit of an actor he was and how retarded anakin isthe rest was how much of a pervert george lucas is and how he's hideo kojima for movies>>224057496is that a real thing?
>>224057529https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_fantasy
>>224057398I'm not good at cooking.
>>224057529sci fi and capeshit just usually has little interesting plot, usually it's just a very basic villain vs hero storyI did like Predator though, although the plot isn't impressive it's just cool
>>224057496True>>224057529>is that a real thing?Yeah when you think about it, Star Wars is really removed from true scifi tropes, just wearing a scifi skin but it's very arthurian/biblical story focused on very few special characters with semi magical abilities.Aliens and spaceships are there for set dressing, especially the prequels.
>>224057549huh, the more you knowthanks anon>>224057620i don't really like star wars for the plot, i love it for the effects and how it was a relic of how you can make such amazing details with little CGIthat said star trek has the plot and if you never watched it you shouldpredator is cool
https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/1329777/click-to-assemble-country-flags-mega-versionFun quizhttps://www.jetpunk.com/daily-triviaThe usual. 4/10 not a big fan of Odysseus
relevant video btwhttps://youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg
>>224057753reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1rDgtYNkp8
>>224057753whos ahsoka btw i only watched the 6 moviesall i know is that george lucas insisted she have a short skirt
>>224057838kek>>224057857it's a character in the clone wars animated spinoff
>>224057753I hate when /tv/ memes get too popular and reach the reddit audience
>>224057521She's doing fine thanks. Her symptoms are gone.
>>224057475>very indicative of a BPDemonLil' G yearns for his own destruction
I feel like a topping on a toast spread too thin.
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>>224057475>Glad to hear Yaya is ok :)Thanks >Ultra sharp tattoo of a kraken all over her back extending to the arms and neck and other assorted tattoos very indicative of a BPDemonDamn...I just can't get over putting something on top of their velvet soft skin.>Is her being short an issue?Not at all, she's incredibly cute, there's no way she doesn't have a boyfriend I reckon.>>224057587Youtube is your friend in that regard. What can you make though, you probably can make pasta no?>>224057352Was that on purpose? I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies btw.>>224058060Good to hear.
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>>224058497These are simit bread desu
I fully endorse this messagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-8gFY9pzg
>>224058606yep
>so anonI heard you like tattoos, what do you think of mine?
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>>2240577089/10I did not know the last one>not knowing about glorious Olissippo:(>not a big fan of Odysseus*Ulixesor Ulisses(Pt) or Ulises(Es) or Ulisse(It) or Ulysse(Fr)not using the greekoid name ever, this is a ROMAN nation
>>224058779Just feeling like posting random stuff today.
Woman will be so self conscious about weight they will starve themselves but then will do shit like this fr fr>>224058726
https://youtu.be/AwugasYk1SA?si=ZNuWol9z6MvO2mxZ&t=9Why is he this fast ?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nHv4O_AL40kWould you let her pick you up ?
>>2240577088/10>>224058798υγ"
>>224058497I can make pasta with pesto too and ramen noodles and pizza and I can grill too.
>>224058497it wasn't on purposejust thought it'd be cool to watch it in order
>>224058726They do come off, r-right ?
>>224058965Yep, just like her butt has come off.
>>224058726I don't get why someone would do this, covering your body in all these small, evenly spaced out tattoos just looks wierd.
Let me have some eye cleansing.
>>224058988She looks like a Louis Vuitton product
>>224058817no worries bro, very unfortunate pic though>>224058918>and pizzafrom scratch?>I can grill tooThat's good at least>>224058960I got made to watch Naruto and it that put me off anime. >>224059023yes this is good
>>224059149>this is goodyes
>>224058726I've seen crackhead graffiti with more art direction than that
>>224059296>art direction, what's that?>t. foid
Hello frens, there's has been a nuclear tier happening in my family.One of my nun aunts has left the monastic union that's she's been a part of for the last 53 years, and she's wasn't a common nun she was a Sister Superior.The priest of her parish has been trying to talk to her to no avail and she went shopping for summer dresses and abandoned her monastic clothes, my other nun aunt looks like she's been throught the trenches of Verdun
Mid ass wagie sesh lads.Garden taken care of too. Found a dead 'geon, definitely killed by one of the cats in the neighbourhood. RIP lil' funimal. Going to bury the corpse in some minutes.
>>224059383why did she do that after so long?
>>224059383Uuuhhh how does that even happen, especially after 53 years? Has she been seeing the priest per chance?
>>224059250I love women so much>>224059383Wow, what made her do a 180.>and she went shopping for summer dresses and abandoned her monastic clothespeculiar>>224059437rip lil burb
Mid sport sesh>>224059383Wew.
>>224058200Like a moth to a flame, one would say>>224058726you gotta know when to stop and it was 34 tats ago
>>224058726I'm more worried about the Schnooze of the guy on the right
>>224059765It's a shark and that's the fin, isn't it obvious?
>>224059250No matter how sweet and cute a girl is, the moment you realise that half of her genetic material comes from another man, your feelings change in the blink of an eye
>>224059512>>224059535>>224059590She's supposedly fed up with being a superior and she's now able to retire (she's 65) and I guess she also wants to live a little, she was never the kind of woman that you expected to be a nurse, she was kind of groomed into it at 12 years old, my grandmother send 3 of their daughters to a monastery because she wanted to give them a better life (my mother also went but she didn't buy the whole thing)And also back then the options if you were a woman here boiled down to: get married and hope that your man is not a cunt, be the forever single lady and live with your parents or emigrate to either switzerland or germany like my mum did.If I were her I would also like to spend my last years living in my village
>>224059149No I buy it already made frozen and only put it in the oven.
Will you take the pledge?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw
>>224060010>>224059383Hello Galiciabro! Based, she deserves to live a little, she did invest a lot of her life to religion after all.
>>224060010That makes sense. Surprised it took so long. Good for her though.>>224060043my brother didnt know how to cook but when he started to live alone and then with his gf he learned and actually is decent at it
>>224058883Sloppa.Guy looks gay af but you just know he gets pussy
>>224059383Henlo Galicianon, hope you are doing well lately.>she also wants to live a little>fed up with being a superiorYeah that's understandable. At that age you'd rather relax in some comfy quiet village rather than being a superior telling others what to do and having to stress through the day about which things are and which things are not in their proper order.
>>224059996why?
>>224060208Him running this fast made me laugh instead of being scared.Also for the looking gay guy, I think Bretanon would have great success in this channel with women
>>224059996That's just you running from the nature of life.You yourself have come from a man and a woman as well, it's only natural for women to have come from a man and a woman.>>224060010Understandable. I hope she has fun.I also have a religious fun story in my family. My aunt (father's oldest sister) went to study with nuns and was rather religious. She then left it to go study in university (my grandpas were piss poor but spend a lot of hardships to give the best education they could to their three children, so all went to some kind of superior education). She studied biology, by the way.She then went to another university to help the teachers with some investigation, and met a biology teacher there, who was a priest. They instantly started talking due to the huge cmmon ground (because most other biology people were huge heathens, of course), and decades later I have two very cute cousins that are their granddaughters.He actually left the priesthood before getting married to her and then consuming the marriage, that's how serious they were with their religion.
>>224060245He even now fondly talks about that time when he met her and before marrying>I was such a stupid man, if I only knew how good it was, I'd never have waited for marriage or would have married straight away, Jesus forgive me
Just one more day, wagie bros.
>>224059023BRAAAAAAAAP
>>224060540Half a day for me and momo, you mean.
>>224060564Well you guys are labour aristocracy anyway.
>>224060138Of course! Look how straight I am: >>224059996; by not being interested in women, due to half of their DNA coming from another men (so-called "contamination"), I'm not even half-gay (unlike some women-loving /med/ders :D)>>224060227>>224060245Just kidding. Or... do I?
>>224060564>I svffer by the way
>>224060540we'll make it, friday is the easiest to go through>>224060674hmmm you raise a very good point, loving women is a bit gay
>>224060585Momo is, he's a public servant, after all.>>224060679I have suffered a lot this week, and tomorrow is just me and another guy from the team (11 people, that do different things) at the cagie, so we made a pact to go for lunch together then spend the afternoon drinking beers, the cagie be damned.Yes, there will be zero support for the wagies. Yes, we don't care. No, the boss won't care because he's on vacation. The cagie wagies are on their own. Better learn some technical skills fast, chumps.
>>224060585Half a day with the old bitch is worth 10 days of normal cagie
Also since everything turned to shit when the new leaders were elected I'm guessing the next genius idea would be making us wageslave on Friday afternoons
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In fact, this will be me tomorrow by four o'clock or something.
>>224060821I wish you could meet her
I enjoy this general but i hate this board, too bad, sometimes i have to see some low-effort obnoxious stupid post while opening the board to check the general.
>>224060971Just bookmark the board with a catalog search so you only have to see med and the few threads that fit this search
>>224060998NICE
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>>224061369>he didn't do a line before going out ngmi
>>224061509Had to leave his place quickly so his black Muslim brutha could do the needful to his 5 sisters
>>224060171Hello fren, hope everything it's fine. Did the fires fucked over anyone of your family?>>224060212>Henlo Galicianon, hope you are doing well latelyHi meine Magyar, works is fine but my mother's health is going to shit. At least i'm progressing nicely at my home gym. I just read the previous threads, I hope that shes's doing better now>>224060245Really cute story
>>224061369interesting
>>224061251>>224061369>>224061412This is hilarious because it’s extremely detached from my country’s reality. It’s gyppos here.
>>224061857This is what a hundred of your people drowned forPeculiar
>>224061885Could have been worse, that fellow probably daydreams about getting a White girlfriend, it's common amongst us to fetishize blondies
Proud bedouin horse warriors used to live for weeks off fanta, cold fries and tasty crousty leftovers>>224061855The fires got damn close, parents had to evacuate but fires stopped just before our town so we're all good! I hosted my parents at my appartment for a week, it was fun heheh
>>224061914>>224061885shit like: "i just got to evropa, am getting a blondie GF"a lot of the diaspora discourse is about blondies/white ladies, especially the young men
>>224061914Some will get trashy ones, very few will get decent onesBut most just have gay sex between each other, rape, or share the same ugly lassIt's grim
>>224061607nooooo
>>224061993i heard stories of niggas who married 60 year old grannies for greencards, and there are stereotypes about euro junkie foids being into moroccan drug dealers because it implies free drugs for them>have gay sexredpill me on this, i know we are largely closeted homosexuals like every muslim society
>>224062056I don't know much moreBut you have some memes about nafris being on gay websites and coping with "I'm not passive though"Yeah some girls will like dealers for the drugs, not necessarily full junkie btwOr just the thrill or being with someone doing something illegalMarrying old women is more black people than nafris
>>224062124Years ago, there was a boomerbook group, for moroccans who were looking for a euro/white foid for greencard-maxxing, it was like an incel-theory group, they would exchange strategies on how to attract white hoes online, i remember the core advice was to go to cat facebook groups because these tend to have a lot of lonely white women and add as many foids there as possible, even hundreds a day, until by sheer number logic enough of them accept your friend request and decide to start chatting with you, they also would recommend you to have a pfp where you look good in the bitch in front of a car or something to signale attractivness or success or whatever, it was almost a decade ago when i saw that group, you get the idea of it.
>>224062326GrimSome mayors got shit on for refusing to celebrate obvious fake marriage
>>224062326the beach********
>>224062377desu, how many euro foids are desperate enough to marry/fall in love with a random nigga from this part of the world
>>224062411foids are retarded and will fall for the dumbest tricks, get influenced by the slightest sign of power and wealth, even if it ruins their lives or is completely nonsensical.See the recent influx of western women being obsessed with korean guys just because they watched a few dogass kdramasThey're just that simple
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>>224061876We also have gyppos doing shenanigans
>>224062411Desperate obese onesOr old
>>224060722I this case, I have an announcement to make...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
>>224062411Roasties are despicable monstersOr so I've heard
wasted the entire day awardlistened to a one hour video about AI awardlistening to a 1:45h video about the Bronze Age Collapse award
>>224062326So that's why succubus sees a dozen friend request from turks and nafris and jeets daily.
>>224062604One time I was in Morocco I wanted to try couscous for the first time.When thursday came, me and two other guys went to a local restaurant and ordered one couscous for each. We didn't realise a single couscous serving is for a whole family.I couldn't even eat a third of it. It was very delicious though.
>>224062973>did you know I have a wife?
>>22403404647/50
>>224063189>did you know my wife answered those nafris: sorry I already married a moor
>>224063228das rite
>>224063014Kek, maybe the price would have tipped you.>>224063202Thanks for reminding me I'm dumb
>>224063854>Kek, maybe the price would have tipped you.It was a tiny local restaurant, it was dirt cheap.
im just spreading it now
>>224063891Should have used doggybags
>>224062604reminded me that tomorrow is friday
>>224064032Maybe I should have.Missing some tagine kefta right now, I LOVE them.
>>224064297WTF, i just ate this exact dish today
>>224064290Germanon's wedding
>>224064448Is that German flag a NAFRI diaspora?I talked to a German flag on this general a while ago who told me they were a tajik
>>224064559There are 2 Germanons, the nafri who's married and Kwabian who's in the processing of acquiring a brown gf
>>224064661I think there's a tajik who's into indian mysticism
>>224064661also, which NAFRI cunt exactly?
>>224064367Lucky you!
>>224064448kek>>224064967i never mention it on purpose because i dont like identifying with it
>>224065032well, you are in goymany, and you might even be born there, i would not give any fuck about my "homecountry" if i lived elsewhere too, desu
>>224065209im not born here and actually dont have any close family here
>>224058726Hory shit I just saw that this is my dj wifu Peggy....its never been more over imc
>>224065274whatever, have fun
>>224065338thanks man
