gay monkey
first for professor arday
often read a post and have no idea what it could possible mean
>>224057642>>224057635that was intentional
gta6 actually looks massive in the plane leak
>>224057649no
I'm a disabled incel with no other means of communication with the outside world
why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
>>224057660got something massive and leaking for you right here mate
>>224057640rhe left cant meme
leftypol putting his penis in the golf ball hole, and the golf ball in his mouthother way around, leftypol, you ninny!
>>224057618no idea what this means
Instructions unclear got my bum out
leftypol joke be like: trump looks like an old pedo LOL
>>224057679show me big boy x
On the train
YNs got the smartphone shit now
we need the leek guy to show us what scottish references there will be in gta6
>>224057679little bit of a gay thing to say
>>224057706I'd rather get shot by one of these than a cigarette filter in an air rifle but I don't want to get shot by anything
>>224057614fodingz
Fuck the Smiths.Shit music. Fag music.
>>224057722not its not
so much core strength
>Llanelli man reached 140mph to 'get to gym after argument' and hit taxi - BBC News
say it with me: PROFESSOR
ever since i started SSRIs i get insane amounts of precum
>Fuck the Smiths.>Shit music. Fag music.
>>224057680lmao
>>224057750erm oke
that's hot as fuckhowever I don't see how it's relevant.
>>224057706I need one
>>224057742>Max Dangerfield, now 20, was driving in the early hours of 25 January 2025 Are they taking the actual piss with that name
>>224057738grok, ai generate a shark jumping out of the water and swallowing her whole, make no mistakes, 4K HD
>>224057750you probably just last longer thats why
>>224057760fucking done him
>>224057738never jump into water in a harbour or dock around boats, that water is disgusting
Asbestos sidewalks. Based
>>224057760gta6 should of been set in north yankton
Vegan Ethiopian food in Bethnal Green
(you) laugh reply ratings:1. scrugbgign (or such gibberish) from an austrailian2. sc, scr, scuasgcac (from a uk poster)3. screaming (from any poster)4. other full word replies like 'howling'-------------------........10000000000000000000. lol (from a yank)
>These days if you're black and you lie on your CV you deserve to be bullied to death because as well know white people have never exaggerated
Almost time for some gaming
>>224057800That motherfuckers Japanese
Delivery driver didn't believe my ID Nigga I'm 34
I live in Llanelli
>>224057800seen him live
>>224057821but you look 17
get the 'tex posted
>>224057824he probably shouted at the audience how scary
>The two female passengers in the back of the taxi were able to exit the car but the driver was unresponsive and trapped inside.how does that happen? thougth the drivers seat was more safe cus cushions and stuff
>>224057706A WHAT shot derringer????
>>224057824better than seeing him die tbf
Ms Browns boys is funny
what are we doing for dinner tonight then?
>>224057798pnr psianf
>Judge Huw Rees said it was "inexplicable" why someone would want to drive at such "extreme" speeds, let alone why a car would be capable of achieving those speeds.they will soon ban cars being able to do more than 70
wanking to creepshots I took of my asian colleagues feet
>>224057835Let me see her ARSE
>>224057850reddit blowing their stack at this one
>>224057855shagging each other rotten
>>224057855Chicken Kiev's and cauliflower and cheesy broccoli
>>224057835um yeah that's a boner from me
>>224057835I've sent £2000 to her so farShe's great
>>224057821havent been checked in tesco for beer for years now but i bought knives the other day and the lady had to do a double take. i mean she remembered to actually look at me at the last minute and said yes immediately but still i'm chalking that up as a win
>>224057868maybe not a bad idea, what do you need a fast car for anyways?
new mummy rae jepsen single out tomororw morning
>>224057855not very hungry but ive got a treat in the cupboard that was supposed to be for afters so I might just have that
>>224057885You deserve prison. I don't care if you send your wage to her in there either
>You lied (self evident)>You ripped people off (self evident)>You got your job because you're black and retarded (self evident)that's bullying is it?
>>224057835imagine spreading those legs open in that outfit and fucking her brains out in the missioary positiojns with her heels and legs up in the air
>>224057841he did a bit of crowd work about dune
>>224057911oh grow up little boy
well it's been a terrible life, so i think i will start it over from the beginning if that's alright with you
>>224057927Kys
Lad from the BM1 hasn't done a single leg day has he
>>224057821sure you are champ *ruffles your hair*
>>224057798i posted this ages ago
>>224057923was it about how he doesnt care about dune?he's already established he doesnt care about game of thrones
Jason /r9k/
>>224057938to be fair leg day is shit
need someone to toe punt me in the throat so I die
>>224057946Grow up ffs
>>224057929Yes famo isekai that shit
>>224057885right well you should stop doing that
looksmatch in 2026
>>224057916everyone plagiarises in academia. it's the only way to complete a project in the time frame provided and the only way to ensure you get published by basically writing what;s already been published
In what scenario do you need to drive 140mph anyway
might have some bacon
>>224057935no I don't think I will actuallysorry that you have some kind of complex around women and sexuality matehope you ger over it soon
willy beeping again
>>224057968heatherpaedo
>>224057947i saved it x
>>224057951no just asking an audience member about dune
>>224057990im glad you liked itthanks for supporting my work x
>>224057983I hope someone jumps off a roof onto her and stabs her to death
reminder that the uk is defenceless against hypersonic missiles
>>224057973when you need to go really fast
have a poo poo poopush pineapple shake the tree
obsessed little gimp
>>224058005aren't we all
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU RESPONDING TO SOMEONE ON THIS SITE WHO IS SAYING THEY PAY FOR PORN WHORESTHE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING BAIT IN THE UNIVERSEGOOD FUCKING GRIEF
>>224057972>the only way to ensure you get published by basically writing what;s already been publishedi thought it was the oppositethat nobody wants to publish whats already been done so we got the reproducibility crisis
>>22405796710/10 face love the make up and legs but arse is not great
>>224057973every scenario
>>224058001right so you're deeply mentally ill and disturbed
>>224057973soon they'll put an end to it
>>224057967the slagdemic spreads
> But for an increasing number of tourists that is part of the attraction - they are heading to Scotland not to sunbathe but to seek respite from the heat on what have become known as "coolcations".knock knock angus we comin
>>224058028goodness me that got under your skin didn't it
very nearly subscribed to a content creator on onlyfans but checked her reddit and she posts it all there anyway so why bother
>>224058055good. hate being tailgated when i'm doing 80 in the motorway
>>224058055Good
mental how you lot remember which posts you've seen beforeI forget posts the moment they're off my screen
>>224058055i want to use high power lasers and point them at satelites to slowly burn them since they have no heatsinks will my laser disappear in the atmosphere as it travels ?
>>224058026yeah but the uk doesn’t have any
/brit/ is menstruation friendly
>>224058042i thought that was about the same results not being able to be reproduced, not that they werent trying
>>224058020new OCD
>>224058081a tranny im sure
>>224058043you can't have it all can you
who pays for porn whores and onlyfans? I mean those people must exist
Somehow my savings account went up by £3 this month so I'm not touching it, even though I have been dipping in recently
>>224058114he wasnt able to answer me why he posts it all the time.
no but you all are misogynistic and racist and misanthropic and hateful and confirm everything leftypol says lets be honest
>>224058085it's weird looking at threads in the archive and occasionally recognising a post of my own from like 8 years agolike i can't recall them voluntarily but they're literally all stored away in there waiting for a memory jog
>>224058118boomers still scared of the internet
recmesomeporn
>>224058117The cream is peanut butter dog treat flavored coconut oil
>>224058116
Ballistic missile on its way to BirminghamOh the humanity!
rorke can choose any looksmatch he wants but only if his looksmatch is a bimbo
>>224058042the replication crisis is many scientific papers publishing experiments and results that are impossible to reproduce The literature's full of lies, especially the social science nonsense or the blatant false reports in medical journals
>>224058177Lol >>224058178Sex
Isabel Adjani looks like the kind of person who gets spaghetti sauce all over their lips
we need to use ai to match incels with available women
Someone in this thread definitely has a fetish for selling people to people or doing it for free
>>224058202gonna use this subtle insult in the future
Leafberg seems to have commenced fallingtoilTad early…
>>224058206sex
>>224058206no hardcore? no watch from me
>>224058092Yeah pretty muchAtmosphere will diffuse it but also the beam will spread out loads by the time it reaches anything in spaceYou'd need some specialist space man equipment to get a laser into space in the first place, let alone one strong enough to burn anything
>>224058157DDB-321
selling people to people
>>224058222Or two people have
>>224058159looks like the kind of person who gets spaghetti sauce all over their lips
Why you can never wife a thot He did the right thing 24 hours later ended itbut he knew she was a hoehe knew it i guess he didn't know she fucked adam22i guess he's a no go but adam22 wifed a hoe and he's happy he lets lena the plug get her back blown out by jason luv but he's making money off that maybe that's the difference
>>224058104yeah but it only got to that point because nobody had been trying to reproduce results so nobody caught it for years>>224058179well it depends on the science and i think practice is a bit better nowadays, but as you say sociology and psychology were shown to be almost completely guff
we need to not finish writing posts before
need taz gf now
>>224058253Check these 77s
right so i shagged a bbw and she smelled lovelyso you all lied to me
>>224058259thank you for using inclusive gender neutral language
>>224058283alri fattyshagger
>>224058249get the autistic 400batteryman on it
There are amount black people + 1 ITT that like fucking fat women
>>224058262uh...? okay?
>>224058283give us the gossip then weave a yarn
>>224058262bro following celeb gossip like a 12 year old girl
>>224058316at the pub atm and my mates come back from the bogs so ill get back to you in a bit
>>224058309post could do with some punctuation. took 3 reads to understand what the fuck you're trying to say
>>224058262is hot ones that youtube thing where they get celebrities on to eat spicy chicken wings?
>>224058262she got her back blown out by way more men than just adam22, and didn't lena divorce him
if I had 1/10th of a million in the bank I'd buy zoeyamara's fansly for the excellent price of $10
getting a bit bloody sick of dealing with fucking joe fucking public please see attached the below email from joe publicnah fucking do one sick of these entitled impatient 50+ cunts
>>224058347Didn't know how to go from black people ITT + 1 to the other side
>>224058340Being in the pub as a grown man is a fucking humiliation ritual lmfaoSad cunt
all you had to do was sell physical copies nigga
heatherfreak is back from his little journey to /gif/ after being lightly mocked
>>224058386um no it isn't you clueless fucking shut in
why go to a pub why not buy cheep booze and get smashed in a house
>>224058357then they force em to eat even hotter poos
>>224058206Why are her socks being censored?
5 more empty tobacco pouches to add to the pile in storage
>>224058393Far more likely that he just started looking at grim medical stuff on Reddit actually
>>224058145i keep track with a spreadsheet
>>224058390.ISOhehe
>>224058283nice, I shall be doing the same soon
>>224058468w-o-r-know what
cowards over at rockstar banning accounts over posting leaks lol they're mad as FUCK Full build is being teasedCyberleek saying he's posting the ending if they don't release the game on physical copiesTake 2 has lost $2 Billion in stock value from leaks Easiest win in the world and these greedy cunts have turned it into this mess
>>224058435I would fuck this anime horse girl if she were real >>224058446Going to track my day with color blocks on small cells of 5 minutes intervals (haven't figured out the colour coding yet)
>>224057835whomst?
despise old people so much it’s unreal genuinely going to kms when I turn 60
if you're a manlet it's just fucking over
feeling a tad bit blue so I am
>>224058480you're telling me the gay porn fobbed you off?
What's the worst name you reckon a lad could havethink maybe "Eugene"
>>224058486Tell them, not us
>>224058480Looks like infective infection, nasty
>>224058477The "M" is Millennium?
if anyone knows him irl get him the help he needs please
>>224058477they should force them to release it on pc, i dont give a shit about physical but im not going to buy a console to play one game
heathermong is the most mentally ill person alive
>>224058523dont think in the history of time there's been a "clarence" that wasnt a freak
Women find out your hobbies and what you like and become interested in things for men
>>224058523alri omgitsbirdman
>>224058503>attractive woman dates attractive manholy shit, i'm freaking out, this has literally never happened in the last thousands of years of civilization
Rockstar fired the UK staff trying to get fair wages and hired indians to replace them so they can go get fucked
>>224058544>I am on a plane on my way to Istanbul
I am enjoying an Augustinerbrau Lagerbier Hell
>>224058477if they try and make the discs now it will be delayed again rock in a hard place
>>224058557yeah he's a freak.. freaky strong lmao
>>224058552leave him alone
when im over 70 im going to commit so many crimes because i'll get an easy sentence on compassionate grounds
forgot about this one
>>224058283Fat pussy changed me
i was saying my life a gay po-orns
>>224058623holy sexname?
>>224058523"Mallard"
>>224058552does it frighten you, your height has doomed you?
>>224058523Epestin
>>224058340did they shag her with you?
Need a deano mum
>>224058675I don't know. It's evidently a video from a class on sex commerce they teach in China.
That Reddit post about the UK woman that can't afford £300 for her best friend's Hen Night is so grim. Really jarring when you come face to face with this sort of thing.
>>224058707She's fit but probably past it
>>224058477>>224058390I think the fight for physical media is overblownDRM is much more important because it affects both physical and digital copies. Doesn't matter if GTA6 gets a physical release if it still needs an online check to play in my opinion
>>224058523just look up some names from 150 years ago, you'll see a few.elrod, cloyce, gouts, chamberlain just to name a fewmaybe some names from latin too, like cornelius
>>224058715>Hen Nightwho cares
Mad how long I used antivirus software thinking I needed it
First day of smelling myself now and I'm already over it. I need to go get a gf to mix in the smell of sex
>>224058698why do you post this stuff, what's your agenda
>>224058707I was going to say she's ugly but she actually looks alright on Google imagesWhy does Wayne cheat on her with granny prozzies?
winston gout gout
>>224058523GaylordWe don't sign our posts here matescreaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICAk9UVJShI
If I talked to a woman for 30 seconds and she asked me what the fuck the last 30 seconds even meant (all of it) in real life I would get a hard on
Hen Night when Rooster Day walks in
>>224058715What kinda loser bitch don't got £300. Just sell some pussy for an hour. There's no reason for a woman to be poor.
>>224058545are they not releasing it on pc?
How come basically every Anglo boomer celebrity has had plastic surgery to look like a horror film villain and spends all their free time burning more CO2 than an African nation via private jet / megayacht travel, and then promoting and funding the Israeli army?
If Israelis are native to Israel then aren't the Jews living in Israel goys
UM
ballmogs me!
right
>>224058788no console exclusive, they will release it in a few years knowing they will get loads of people who will double dip, not me though
>>224058792I look like this
right well, thats hami on the log
Must be crazy if you think I'm spending £300 on a party for a friend fuck that shit
>>224058623yeah i'd fuck her
>>224058788Will come out on PC later like 4 and 5
well thats a heckin sex penis
>>224058792um
>>224058739Something about an adult that can't afford £300 for something they desperately want to do. It's made me feel quite glum. Country's gone.
>>224058792like a poached egg
>>224058792Want to inject antifreeze into their dick and take it out of the other side immediately at first then see how long it takes for the dick to start dying or it to be painful
wanna fuck a tranny so bad
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love this image so much, says so much about western civilisation
might learn how to do winged eyeliner
>>224058788PC always comes out a year later. I say always, the last time they released a GTA was fucking 2013
>>224058842
>>224058850what does it say
I was recently on the internet (my mistake) and saw someone say that every man’s worst fear is raising another man’s kid and that sentiment just… bothers me.I understand that being deceived into doing so is horrible- deception is wrong. But… in general? Raising a kid you aren’t genetically related to is your worst fear? It’s life-ruiningly bad to not be the biological parent of the child you were otherwise willing to love?Meanwhile, every woman I know would raise a kid that needed raising if she were put into a position to do so, even if it wasn’t her own child. I think of all the moms who raised me when I needed raising, of all the adoptive mothers and grandmas and tias and sisters raising babies they didn’t ask for but who need raising regardless. For me, it’s not even a thought- I couldn’t care less if I’m related to my kid, that’s my kid, and I love them.Just makes me sad, man. I hate the way men are cultured to see relationships with their loved ones.
>>224058813>>224058833very canny
Lord Chuddah, what does the dharma say about gooning it to trannies?
leave me... leave the king the fuck alone
my biggest fear is a tiger
>Firstly I feel horrible about the whole situation. I was invited to a close friend's hen do with about 15 others.16 close friends? 16? All paying £300? This bitch must be crazy
You should be allowed to see what PReP on AIDS and the benadryl challenge does in research papers
>>224058866it says "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams"
>>224058715mongs spent all summer constantly suffering rather than just paying £300 to get a portable air conditioner, some people are just thick and deserve their pain.>>224058870scottish company innit
Anything scarier than dementia, lads?
>>224058903Yes
right welly right welly right welly
>>224058886hi
>>224058903A life spent wanting.
>>224058903a tiger you forgot
>>224058867In Norse society it was considered based to raise another man's son, because then he'd grow up to see you as his father rather than his bio-dad. You were son-cucking him, taking his seed and raising him in your image, raising him to love and care for you not the bio-dad.Maybe we'd have a healthier society if men still felt that way.
>>224058903uh... i foget
>>224058903having a small willy
>>224058919that's every lifeget the schopenhauer read
>>224058916most overrated tank in history award
>>224058903me when I've got the face on
Get it made, then get me gayed
>>224058903You already posted this
>>224058712>sex commercemeaning what
warming to this new professor gimmick
Just say Sorry I ain't got it, I'm not going, the other 15 people will just have to split that £300 15 ways and tell me about it when you get back from the hen do and I get back from the food bank
dark foggy evil autumnal coastal vibes... the stormy seas... alcoholism...
Subscribe to my OnlyFans where I read a chapter of the Torah one per day for $1 (or more)
>>224058948Don't bother with that muck it all goes over my bald head affixed atop my skinnyfat body x
letterboxd reviews are so cringe. just wish there were somewhere I could get an honest review of a film.
Professor Gimmick Forcer
>>224058975i don't get it
You have to be killed one of the following ways >Drowned in open water>Burnt alive >Slowly crushed under a giant rock >Skinned alive >Locked in a dark room of total isolation and left to slowly starve Which do you choose?
young men are burnham boysyoung women are polansk slanks
>>224058976damn why didnt she listen to you
>>224058976300 * 15 is a magic number
big penis you idiots
so we're saying professor instead of sir now
>>224058998assume its referencing that trfalgar square vigil where they were all chanting professor jason
>>224059003I just tried but they banned my account
>>224058999flay me, at least i'll get to see what i look like under the skin some sort of novelty
>>224057694one of the best pornstars of the 2010s
>>224058981Weekend on Block Island vibes... Wired earphones in an iPhone 6... Meeting up with a Mormon girl at Au Bon Pain...
Professor Queer Harmer
professor jiangprofessor hamamotoonly professors i care about
kettle? onkettle washed? nomoldy tea? about to be drank
>>224059055>>224059055>>224059055
>>224059052more an oregon/washington coast man me, Sitka or Ketchikan at a push
>>224058903There's a lot id like to forget
