arse edition
>>224061664NOT ALLOWED
got the ray mears on x
Jesus is Lord and the only Way
>>224061664she came last btwarse was too fat :(
hi
Diagnosing this whole thread with schizoid personality disorder
wifiberg is so slowfeeling genocidal
omw to put my penor inside arsehursts arse
>>224061688and I came firstarse was too fat :O
no such thing as an arse. it's actually just the uppermost part of the leg x
Constipated so I tried to do a poo and nothing happened but spider berg who is living around the loo did give my arse cheeks a little tickle. I didn't mind it even though it was technically non-consensual.
Im the time it takes to go to the catalogue, find the old, link it in the current and say “NEW!!!! XDXDXD” you could make the new instead of beating that dead horse of a jokeBut you won’t. Lazy nigger.
>>224061664I honestly just am a worthless human being if you guys met me irl and actually talked to me you would want to hang me
twilly burnham
>>224061725i would probably think this if i lived in asia
>>224061664can't show that angle next olympics
might cop this
>>224061738i'd rape you to teach you a lesson for being so self pityinghave some self confidence
>>224061735it's actually more difficult to make the new because you need to solve a captcha
>>224061730if you dont mind it thats consent
>>224061735spoken like someone who has NEVER attempted to make a new
>>224061742thats really not allowed
tried to find fit neighbours name on the electoral roll but she wasn't there
>>224061723
>>224061725What do they sit on then?
>>224061754dumb gullible fuck
>>224061723hi
>>224061785everyone sits on their thighs
>>224061664
LE DONKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brnp7MXeD30
>>224061763Why would I be confident if I am a ugly useless and a retard
>>224061664not allowed
>>224061664Visigothic ass
>>224061832Monte WHAT??
>>224061832must not be very good if she acts like that
>>224061832fucking whore could just wear shorts but she's trying to act all modest to get extra onlyfans subs
for me it's 5'11" croatian women
their renaming thr olympics `alysapics`
Bondes in Ralph Lauren
>>224061489carnivore meat is not very nicewhich is why it's not widely eaten
>>224061875
>>224061884need her to rape me with a strap-on
>>224061884shit taste>bondes
'saberg
>>224061874bizarre outburst
need to be stuffed like that
for me it's 5'11" california boy of english descent
>>224061908Hapaberg
>>224061911*wears thoing*oh no please don't look at my arse
Dave Blunts big nigga
>>224061924sapops
>>224061892dogs are omnivores
>>224061920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5PVFjsQG8
>>224061899good bit
I have done nothing to earn confidence or even loving myself I am a bug creature that should be stomped
>>224061832dire arse mine's better
>>224061920patricianespecially if he's a twink
VWRL down -2% this weekit not fucking right x
*gets the binoculars out to look at that lad's arse*
>>224061908dunno who that is but she has leaned too hard into the sephora motif
>>224061908rapedberg
>>224061935built for EBT
>>224061884being an attractive women must be amazing
>>224061965grow up
bird has brought up pegging a few timeslike if i said i wanted her to do it she'd have a strapon ordered for next day deliverydon't want to cross that line, but feels strange to be so close to itlike standing on a cliff edge
>>224061938they eat lots of meat which makes their flesh unpalatable
>>224061976strange and potentially hurtful lie
early night for me lods x
>>224061989subjective unscientific nonsense
amy is ICONIC
>>224061976you already posted this
proper mad how peng gay porn poo
>>224061664get the /t&f/ webms posted
>>224062028total Hunt supremacy
feel nothing looking at these webms
>>224061989alligators are delicious. concession accepted
>>224061992not a lie>>224062033not true
>>224061954
>>224062038
>>224062028hope she gets absolutely raped at the next olympicsafrican and americans will do a number on this arrogant little mike tyson looking cunt
Janine Cooper is fair game lads
>>224062075freakshow
>>224062054
did that weird cunt who doubted I had a maths degreethere were so many weirdos like that on my course tooa lot of people centre their entire personality around being good at maths and can't stand the idea that others (especially those who are different from them in some way) might be equally good
Why do brits make shit musicians rich?
>>224061832> hip dips. erection lost
that's a fungal paedo post
>>224062104what one
>>224062100thought i was the only person on the planet with taste
at officetoil today I said someone was mad as a boxer dog and apparently the saying is actually mad as a box of frogs I'm 33 and somehow never realised
>>224062074goodness me
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787215647194523.webm
>>224062058reptiles are completely different from mammals their flesh is more similar to bird flesh
>>224062111Would you rather we not tell them rorke?
can't get turned on by women unless I imagine I'm them taking at least one BBC
>>224062074i cumed
right so after hovering for half a second i'm not watching that
>>224062149is he ok?
so many deeply fungal posts
>>224062149roaring
>>224061880haha "bong"
>>224062149what station
>>224062150>moving the goalpostsconcession accepted
The only way I would even dare look at myself in the mirror >Take steroids >Get plastic surgery >Leg lengthing surgery >Take acting classes so I can hide myself better >Find a way to brainwash away my personality
>>224061880Does he do comics about the Ukrainian girl getting stabbed to death or school shootings?
>>224062149/brit/ lost a good one
amy hunt joi
drinking some bastarding heineken
>>224062149was it a suicide
>>224062182harrow and wealdstone
michelle alter joi
>>224062194alright chang enjoy your delectable dog meat then lmao
>>224061880need the sikh labeled "sikh" and the knife labeled "knife" and big ben labeled "big ben" to make sure everybody understands the message
>>224062206just b urself
>>224062206unfortunately there isn't a surgical solution for being a boring mong
NEW: The Green Party says the Government posters telling asylum seekers not to rape is "dangerous" and "feeds into right wing tropes" "There’s no evidence violence against women and girls is higher amongst migrants and people seeking asylum than among the general population"
niggers don't like 'em
>>224062206God loves you
>>224062214>there will be black pussy at the functionrorke:
>>224062248not allowed
>>224062221i shall be steaming tomorrow small bottle of voddy on the cardsgetting a kfc in as well
>>224062214chortled at this when I saw it earlier but now it arouses nothing in me
>>224062254looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224062149fucking cunts like this make me late for work
Her bald pussylips look great! I licked a woman her age. She was 27 at the time. Lasted for 3 years until the military transferred her. Fun when an older guy can find a younger woman that wants older to lick her musty ass clean and lick bald pussylips too
>>224062241Yanks are his target audience
>>224062243Why I am friendless I could have friends if j could pretend
>>224062254
might get the cop bodycam videos on
>>224062259*crushes your nigger head in my hand like an empty beer can*
Get the sexy black men posted
>>224062254whos got the keys to the jeep brrr
>>224062248
>>224062288love that shit. yank ones are better. they have this humiliation ritual known as the "field sobriety test" (scream) instead of just doing the breathalyser
the norf lives and marches on!
>>224062170yeah he made a full recovery thankfully
>>224062290
>>224062149right where'd the body disappear to then?
>>224062311some of the stuff they respond to is mental
once saw a bit bald bruiser of a fella stealing a big box of stella from a corner shop as a few wee fellas kept look out. it looked like wayy too sophisticated and violent an operation for what it is just getting a few beers in. hard to believe that between the 3-5 of them they couldnt scrape together the 20 quid to buy it no fuss
>>224062251>>224062246I am looking at acting classes so I can pretend to be a cool and interesting person in reality I have nothing
your worn out roastie flaps do not speak to my fucking soul
need to get on the breast reduction surgerybut my main motivation is that I hate being the only one wearing a top at the beach and t-shirt during sex but I think the surgery would give me scars so there's no point
right thats me got the hiccups ffs
get the 'tex posted
>>224062347just get a personality you gimpyou're a boring dull cunt that's why you have no friends or gf
what happened to fares
CALLATE PINCHE
>>224062365>>>/trash/84816120
>>224062356umcupsx
>>224062364What am I supposed to do talk about trains or video games
looking at acting classes so i can get better at writing my screenplay
>>224062355>t-shirt during sexffs thats way more embarrassing than just having your moobs flop out
>>224062359ill allow it
>>224062365https://vocaroo.com/17g4Hxn8WwXc
>>224062376its high pitched too its very ummy
>>224062379maybe you should try writing lessons instead
>>224062380I hope the doctors think that too and give me the surgeryhave never taken it off in sex because when I see my naked chest it makes me stop feeling sexy
>>224062365think someone found him on chaturbate
And the very latest on Rorke's Creps??
feeling like a fungus
rorkes hike
>>224062414*punches you in the nose*
might right a screenpay
>>224062380>>224062426also they do not 'flop out'they are perky and firm
>>224062443they love their mental specs
anyone remember booze britain?was a 00s reality show that followed slags or deanos around as they binge drank and got absolutely steaming
>>224062430rorke ordering a nutella crepe for lunchleftypol ordering spinach and gorgonzola
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787214489030808.webm
The wogs are in The Shire..
>>224062461at least they can clean it up at the same time
>>224062347
>>224062461thats no on
>>224062461is she ok?
>>224062457I said creps not crepes, you doughnut
looking forward to big poz load tomorrow night
>>224062461you need to be brutally killed
>>224062461i hope SOMEBODY got fired for that
so thats an OAPs head exploding isn't it
>>224062506by a binman?
ermm yello
>>224062498>doughnutFOY
>>224062498ye but imagine we said it instead of writing it down
>>224062502thought it wasn't back until next week?
Most “both sides guys” are very rarely true isolationists. They are usually capeshit imperialists or deebly goncerned about rusha or da chicoms. You should ask if they think the middle east is so worthless they would be willing to surrender it to Russian and Chinese influence
>>224062381don't need your permission in all fairness
what happened, I don't want to watch it but I want to now what it was
had a mate do DMT and he said he had to live out every gore video he'd ever watched as the victim until they let him sober up
>>224062525In the UK, doughnut is the standard, traditional, and most widely accepted spelling
>>224062457yum! need to get back to paris asap
>>224062545oh a rebel are you?you need to be punished
>>224062443chapter 1: just go outside and walk around for a bitend of book
>>224062556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FPGnlwUsU
>>224062563>oxford commaFOESL
He needs a sex wee
>>224062544you just copy and paste everything you say from tweets. shame on you
problem is I'm very attracted to black girls but I find mixed people uglyso if I marry a black woman -- as I plan -- then I will have some ugly children
timposting is the domain of the boring bastard
>>224062576others have said i'm something of a rebel, yes
honestly these asylum seeker countries have the right laws . it should be legal to rape
>>224062591black pussy CHANGED tim
I am entering my grunge unc era
got the race filter set to black on tinderswitched from hinge after they added it
>>224062595Do you have a single piece of evidence to back that claim up?
TWO women smiled at me while i was walking down the street todayeverythings coming up milhouse!
re-installed the apps
>>224062616used to have a webm of a woman taking her latex gloves off and pouring out the lube/sweat yes oh it was a good webm
>>224062607could just let your thoroughbred congolese jungle black bull knock her up?
>>224062595https://x.com/DrDavidDukeMD/status/2090465339632926898you're rightthat makes his posts somehow even more boring and worthlesswtf is a "capeshit imperialist" anyway
>>224062632what a nasty grotty horrible willy
>>224062149Harrow and Wealdstone?
>>224062642>>224062646>>224062647strange pattern here
>>224062644>>224062656screamfuck off you polshit yank freak
>>224062632never actually seen her wilkins hardquite underwhelming to go with the mutilation
>>224062656Right well thats me blown the fuck out thenDoesn't change the fact that what he said is true
metal is genuinely the apotheosis of aryan music and if you don't experience elevation at its encounter you aren't white
>>224061714Hi? Pranked?
>>224062642>>224062647lad at work told me he'd deleted hinge yesterday after getting only 4 matches in the last 9 monthshe said he'd been reaching his swipe limit regularly as well
circumcision is barbaric
>>224062686apotheosis of rorkyan music
>>224061783Phoar replace that screen to see the fluff with a love feed of pipe POV
>>224062686white people make bad music. thats the onne thing ns can do. even the beatles stole from them
>>224062686
>>224062644yes, i saw that tweet today. i also saw this the other day and you posted it word for word. i screenshotted it when i recognised it
>>224062715very low iq post
>>224062715you aren't white
any can't wait to die man in
>>224062325heaven or hell presumablyor purgatory but i doubt he was a catholic
>>224062728roar
>>224061725No such thing as upper and lower back, just torso
anyone here drive a 2012 volkswagon caddy?
wonderful little movie, it grips you with energy and charmget it watched rorke
>>224062697fucking hell that's grim. i get maybe 3 a week and that feels low
poo fart shit and so on
>>224039996hate my brown eyes x1000
>>224062744one of the worst phrases is when people refer to the small of the back
randomly bumped into someone from school from 15 years ago in the middle of londonwhat are the chances
so fungie wants to be a white girl getting blackedit all makes sense
>>224062729Palestinians are not an ethnicity. They’re just arabs
>>224062247Just lie. Cambridge does it Say there's no evidence and you win and don't have to provide evidence Lying makes you a good person
>>224062796israelis are not an ethnicity. they're just jews
>>224062796kys shlomo
>>224062615>>224062492incredily, turns out she survived with minor nrain injuryon russian site google "woman ran ove rby rubbish van russian oblast nesw"
>>224062831sir fake image
>>224062817im in this image somewhere but i won't tell which is me
>>224062831You're going to be utterly obsessed with this for the foreseeable future aren't you
sir sherlock holmes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a-97tjfkYM
sucking on a pouch vaping and smoking all at the same time and got a nicotine patch up my bum
>>224062524Hi >>224062646Not me now I'm seething
>>224062801If it were real it would say something about attempting to extract them leading you to get reported to the police which will affect your asylum claim. Likely with will in bold. And it would not say 'attempting to extract them' because this implies that they exist.
rorke once again going in too hard on arday and leaflet trends and alienating the electorate ensuring a continued labour reich
internet schizophrenics love their ai images don't they
>>224062892why x
Where's the Chairman x
sir nathan cofnas
>>224062920Not really. I was staring at the ground the whole walk
>>224062903you cant do that no more
why are 16 year olds not allowed on the apps?
vaping is gay as fuck
>>224062903It literally is legal though I'm not gonna s0yrage over that.
i dont think sharia bloody allows it
Nathan Koftas
In uni as a meek, timid, flaccid young man I somehow ended up with a freak nympho who wanted to try all sorts of shit but I was too scared and frigid for.As a 40 year old it is still my biggest regret. Two decades later I still wank to the thought of indulging in her kinks and destroying her and showing her what I'm into these days.
how can i convince a 16 year old to let me eat her arse
>>224062921garn too full scale xrecovering from war x
>>224062951i unironically had a 16 year old wank me off onceu cud nevr.
vicky wong ahh bihh
sir deleted rorkepost
>>224062982hop in the time machine, go back to high school, ask around
>>224062988yh? how did u get her to? more likely him u gay nonce twat
>>224062686metal is fucking gayget the bladee on
>>224062988sorta had this except she made me spunk in my pants in the cinema then we didn't see each other much after
>>224062999gay nigga
>>224062985Gaped too wide xGarn need physiotherapy on tap x
based wiki mods allowed me edit in
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787169888591875.mp4
>>224063006haha you're jealousit was a girl. i was dating her. we'd had some wine, and the rest is history. until she shattered my heart of course
>>224063005i got a few cheeky smiles from the 16 year old summer intern at toil. think i missed a golden opportunity
>>224063029yeah and it was when you were 16 too
>>224062652that does sound like a good webm i must say
>>224063028not really that funny
>>224063021s
>>224063043nope. i was 26 :)
>>224063051sorry
>>224063064blud 26 got his heart broken by a 16 y/o i'm crineu are a real loser freakdid her parents like you?
>>224063064yeah 26 stone you fat cunt
get the fucking new made you bastards
this is what i look likei literally look like this
Pedophile needs to be included in the LGBTQIA+personally i think the P should go 2nd but does it fit better before the Q
>>224063064pretty sure getting a 16 year old drunk so that she does sexual stuff with you is very illegal
>>224063081it's alright mate keep scanning /gif/ for more epic rekt videos we might enjoy x
>>224063133>>224063133>>224063133
>>224063111me in front
>>224063137>>224063137>>224063137
>>224063081it's not foden scot it's the other one
>>224063086I couldn't help it I was vulnerable at the time>>22406311790% of the situation was her idea
>>224063174grow up
