Pretty Women in Ralph Lauren edition
>What am I playing? Um, pokemon emerald of course
>>224063215
umpepper in?
love this girlie from the reels
Hate eating frozen stuff. It's too cold and hard the chew haha
I genuinely crave gay sex sorry
i haven't had a friend in about 6 years
innit mad how 10pm rolls around and the chat becomes completely troonedevery night without failvery gay
hearing reports that Ian has fled the country
>>224064564grotesque meat eater
Will go to Kazakhstan and wild camp in the steppes for a month then off to Cairo for two months to meet a cute girl. Would love to go to Baghdad next.
Welcome to the Layer Cake
>>224064564dumb bint should be at home cooking for her kids and loving husband instead of traveling the world and getting every strain of hpv possible
Posting this meme in the United Kingdom is now illegalStephen Gray, a 65 year old man from Durham, UK has just been found guilty in a court of law for posting this online
>>224064573You're my friend
>>224064570what like... a beautiful thick cock... up your quivering pink hole... and that...
shes a ralph lauren girlie but im a fred perry guy
*the most below average woman possible*some incel mong on /brit/:>i love her i love her she's perfect and lovely my future woife im going to spam webms and images for the rest of my life
>>224064570nothing to be sorry about
>>224064592someone call an ambulance for rorke his heart just stopped
>>224064564My long hair has made eating things more challenging as it flops into my mouth. I sometimes rip locks of hair out from biting them and chewing them out by mistakeI sometimes use an Alice band in my hair while I eat
he seems upset
>>224064597Literally 1984
>>224064573havent made friends everin school i used to wander the perimeter of the playground talking to myself . now i do it on my incel walks
Last time I could say, hand on heart, that I had a friend was 2008. Sometimes I do miss it, but otherwise it's just another one of those things that makes you want to kill yourself, but you push it to the back of your mind because the alternative is too awful to really envision since you started taking antidepressants
>>224064552.it`s ..`pepperpops`. ok...
>>224064607that's half of 4chan nowadays. look on literally any board and it is littered with waifuposting
Henry the VIII would've loved snowboarding.
fuck offyou're crying, i'm not crying
>>224064619i'll donate to him what a LEGEND
>>22406459710pm is a bit late to be holding trials in court to be honest
>>224064597* spits out bacon*
>>224064597good
>>224064619He has Jewish rat phenotype. I don't even need to check Wikipedia
>>224064646thought sainsbos had argos now
>>224064641i mean i wouldn't give a fuck if they were really attractive women or even anime girls, not some bitch you'd see on the street and not think about again
the zoomette femdomberg dishing out some serious sph
time for the latest read of mencius moldbug
umpepperpoppies x
>>224064619He doesn't sound particularly upset from those postsHe's been through this before so I hardly think he's suicidal over it
>>224064689
pissrael is a cancerous entity
right, come on thentoil tomorrow, friday, last daylets get a good night's rest and finish the week strong
>>224064605yes>>224064610xx
>>224064692new salacious scroteworm is out too x
on the online bingo
>>224064689blah blah blah blah shut the FUCK up NYIGGAZ
>>224064592such a shame, Peggy was the one of the few Asians I liked
>You cannot find Pepper in Pokémon Pokopia because Pepper is the aspiring actress character played by Ariana Grande in the music video for her 2026 single "petal," whereas Pokémon Pokopia is a cozy Pokémon life-simulation game—meaning the two properties are completely unrelated
>>224064619What did he do wrong?I’m told he believes blacks on average have lower iq but that’s not the most weird thing that’s come out of a university department from an academic? If you believe the theory of genetics to be correct then some groups will be cleverer than others. It’s like looking at a group of 100m sprinters and noticing they’re all of west African heritage. Anyway, so what? Averages are just that. There’s still going to be blacks cleverer than whites. You don’t look at the skin colour, you look at the individual. I mean leftypol looks at the skin colour but they shouldn’t
Can't drink Henry Westons without getting upset tummy any moreOn the woke Thatchers Vintage tonight
>>224064723fucking screaming
we take /brit/ for granted
The heuristic “a system is what it does” is somewhat over-used, but if we apply it to the system of British political power and judge it by its outcomes and not the goals stated by those working for it, what actually is it? It is a machine that seeks to chew up, pulp, and annihilate the nation, people, and mores it claims to represent. Those who advance that process are rewarded; those who hinder it are punished. That’s what it does, not what it claims to be.
>>224064738all cider is gutrot
>>224064675It’s been sold again to some chink company
>>224064689anyone still stuck on two state solution are probably still binge watching the west wing
mental how ariana grande is one day going to die of a massive heart attack due to her anorexia and men will be blamed despite no actual straight men actually wanting women to be thin
>>224064713*flings a turd at you*
fucked up how you all lynched that cambridge professor
>>224064646I played this scene out in my school production of the odyssey. I played Odysseus and some lad put a blanket on his back and played argos
>>224064761bitch seen more dick than bonne and lily
when the time comes please bury me in my childhood bedroom
>>224064737>You don’t look at the skin colour, you look at the individual.speak for yourself
>>224064099Enjoying the ban little lad?
if you missed out on teenage love or love during university you should definitely kys
>>224064770nazis suddenly give a shit about "plagiarism" and "intellectual property" when big tech trillionaires literally plundered the entire human species intellectual output for GPT training? LOL
(8) who knew the hard times were the good ol' days (8)
hi
>>224064761I sometimes have a wank to thinspo content
>>224064791love at 40 is actually better than both
200gb games take the piss
Just heard my 50 something year old flatmate go ARGH and audibly slam his hand on his wall because someone has just got a phone call outside his window and it's woken him up
>>224064670alri pallyrat
>>224064776tarq detected
Nipples protruding in her blue shirt, very very disrespectful.
>>224064801>>224064804
Rorke getting bummed
the way jason arday's suicide is being treated will unironically cause more suicidesit's given him everything he wanted, all of the sympathy, all of the vilification of his critics, questions about his reputation have been put by the wayside while the conversation about how problematic anti-dei commentators are is in full swingevery freak lefty now knows that suicide is a viable final option to own the chuds
>>224064807It isn’tThe 17 year old balls deep in his fat munter of a girlfriend is having infinitely more fun than the 40 year old billionaire banging a supermodel
Let K = ,000 (as int)Let S = n(theta) = set of repaymentsFor n in S = N(theta)n = n * n to n = STo the end of the range of SDelta of 50K, n(theta) where (theta) is range. Example differencd between 50K and n 3 times
>>224064811>Just heard my 50 something year old flatmateinteresting gimmick, are you going to develop this one further?
>>224064819God I just want to put my penis in her anus and rub them together until I ejaculate
>>224064819another american psyop in plain view
now do it in haskell
>>224064838Even reddit comments were all like well it doesn't change what he doneSo idk
>>224064822
>>224064819she got bolt-ons right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6TYJBF6k8E
>>224064838push the boat out as far as you possibly can, flaunt all norms and standards. as soon as you get called out top yourself & everyone that had a problem with you will be too browbeaten to speak uprepeat
>>224064876hi umbun x
didnt take long to get a match on the apps. like an hour of being back
>>224064872Coders are such gatekeepers but I'm not very good at languages anyway Binary is cool and useful (for counting)
leftypol and rorke talking over a pint at spoons about fit women
>>224064896never mind she unmatched me
>>224064876mental you posted that, was just looking to book a table at bambi with the bird
>>224064896*black
>>224064883Flout. Flaunt means to show something off
>>224064866horrible plastic surgery
avoided putting my face on any social media or dating apps my whole life. Finally I am vindicated
>>224064760>the west wingcouldn't even finish the first episodethe dialogue is so atrociously bad
>>224064925you're right cheers x
>>224064929
One thing I learned from one game is that on a leaf diagram you can have a legend with different markings to signify different things. Roman numerals, Ls, Is, squares and squares with an X can count the different things in order and as counting multiple different things And using two leaf diagrams (second with 1 row) the combinations are so many
>>224064863Wasn't planning to but he does a lot of 50 something year old man things so if you think you might be interested in hearing more then I can give it a go with future updatesMostly he's out fishing though. Don't know how he can spend 6am to 6pm fishing non stop every day but he does. Funny thing is, he's got some degenerative disease where he gets tumours in his hand and feet and has lost two fingers so far, eventually he'll just have wrist knubs. It's a cruel world
Any of you lads out trying to pull a lass celebrating her gcse results?
incel ideology is a mental prison you need to escapeyou will never ever be happy if you accept its premises im afraidtrue enlightenment is realising that at the end of the redpill is the bluepill
didnt take long to get a match on the apps. like an hour of being blacksorry
>>224064960Always
>>224064955>so if you think you might be interested in hearing moredidn't say that
the umbunny regiment
And squares with an X and I, and —
>>224064760used to watch this with my dad
>>224064942You’re welcome and thank you for taking it in the constructive and friendly way in which it was intended. x
jason arday was a bioweapon and we eliminated him
>>224064978looks like ozzy osbourne
>>224064978brutal once your hair starts doing this
>>224064988No don't say that !!!
>>224064988
>>224064099not enough glitter or shiny pieces of plastic on this romas outfit
>>224064988Smiling (¿, )?
>>224064978freaks like this need to just go bald what the fuck is that horrible hairline in such good quality
>>224064978mental how his 2 year break was to let his hair transplant heal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNgy_njDmek
>>224065020ah yes.. that's one thing that's definitely lacking..
>>224064933Had 2 incidents at uni where I was mocked by girls on tinder pretending they were seriously interested as a joke. One of them knew me somewhat irl but I got to know her group a lot better as time went in and she supposedly felt bad after she realised I'm just a bit ugly and otherwise a good laugh
the band in heaventhey play my favourite songplay it one more timeplay it all night long
>>224065010possibly the most overrated woman in historygot a face like any random 30 something woman in HR and a body that's not worth speaking of
(¿,| ``Wow
>>224065034Diego boss theme
oh you touch my talalong ohh my ding ding dong
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1787261033476312.webm
Are Cranial Nerve Exams real or did asmr yutubers in vent them as a way to stroke their cameras and shit?
Here is the exact symbol for you to copy and paste:¬
tummy hurts
>>224065049
>>224065072damn i miss this youtube layout
>>224065072no they are made up just like those ASMR eye tests
>>224065061my dad seethes at squirrels in the garden to an autistic extentfoxes toohe spends no time out there, might have a cup of tea just outside the back door once every couple of weeks
>>224065061look at him go
>>224065086Umm are you a girl? *Starts panting*
I'll be cwying CwyingCwyingCwyiiiiinnggggggg
I have a 6 week old haircut (scissor over comb short back and sides, swept back on top). I have a job interview next week. Should I get a haircut?
>>224065049She was so peng in the first few series though
>>224065082¬___¬
>>224065061*interstellar music plays*
[REDACTED] a squirrel [REDACTED ]
>>224065109
>>224065112chudders movin and groovin
its strange how french girls speaking french is extremely arousing, the same goes for spanish and italian girls, but germans or scandinavians speaking their native languages just sound weird and slightly comical
the goal look
>>224065112McLovin loving it.
guarantee that no one here hairlinemogs me (I'm 44)
>>224064896probably some fat bint
>>224065123no matter what i tell the barber he cuts it the same every time
Squirrel [REDACTED]- PAGE LEFT BLANK INTENTIONALLY -
>>224064880what about them?
>>224065140You need to lay off the Greco-Latin shit. A Swede speaking Swedish is a game changer
remember when they had a top comments section with two most liked comments and they were almost always like whoever gets more likes is gay or comments are so fast nobody will notice I have a small penisremember when they had a video reply section where some noname mongs posted their video replies
>>224065140I agree with the french statement but I can't stand Spanish and I can tolerate Italian. I like german but some Scandinavian languages like finish scare me
>>224065104swear all boomers are like thissame with fussing over a car they hardly ever drive
>>224065154this isnt paul joseph watson is it haha no way
Sowhere to from here?
Squirrel [REDACTED]2-PAGE LEFT BLANK INTENTIONALLY-
>>224065142looks like a loaf of tiger bread was granted it's wish to be human
>>224065191Love em on my planes
>>224065179Aren't you supposed to be getting turned into mincemeat on the Ukrainian border you fucking coward?
>>224064760well if the alternatives are kill all the palestinians or leave the jews to the mercy of the arabs the options aren't great
>>224064988resident evil but set in a deprived camden highrise
>>224065200So you want to fuck cats? Interesting
>>224065142he has gyno on his right nipple
>>224065191Ah yez vely adragdive
>>224065046social media and smartphones made bullies into evil sissiesno more fistfights or actual bullyingjust permanent ghosting and gossiping zoomers are fucked
>>224065188A career in academia Just kidding, you’re the wrong colour
>date of birth>2010
Making bigfooted statements
>>224065112rorke mate
2010 sex
>>224065188now that's what i call an arsed up life 2026
Remember? Yeah.
>>224065188sad reallydon't reckon any kid can be this thick, must have problems at home that led to him being a complete wrongun in school
>>224065154I do but you dont want the heat
saw a grotesque tranny in sainsbury'ssorry but if you're 6'3 and look like a fucking troll why would you become a trannyand for fuck sake you could at least shave your legs when you're wearing short shorts
>>224065049you literal flaming homo
>>224065188jezza clarkson has JUST the tweet for you
She was 16 years and 365000 million years old you sick fuck! So literally almost 4000000 million years old!
>>224065155nah she was alright , i was about to message her back but she gave me like a 15 minute window before unmatching me
>>224065188Eh… looks good. I think. Alien.
no idea what that grading system meansthe marks clearly arent 0-100 because one is 104why the grades are both letters and number is confusing as fuck
>>224065265
>>224065272>flaming homoFOY
9/11 nigger poo screaming
>I'm 44fucking screaming
Jewish sea off the coast of shoreham
>>224065303>>224065304keep it down
>>224065270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEiyVndtxpw
lads I just found out that if you prompt the google search ai to "make a quiz with the interface" you can get a cool fun quizI'm doing the "am I black" quiz right now
>>224065154what u got in hair u lost in lines on the forehead fuck sak lad
>>224065303>>224065304scrmweaIRFN
>>224065292love ann coulter, she used to make them seethe
Maeuzensky old hag (17 years old)
>>224065249he's vibing and having a great time, look at himand you're sat here seething in your smelly cum-stained childhood bedroomget a fucking clue
listening to 2010 brostep
genuinely just sh
found out my boyfriend is admin of a fan wiki for a 40 year old canadian pop singer is this a red flag?
poo schumerimgn
https://youtu.be/QBPyrdO-m6A
>>224065334you have a bf?
any on topic posts?
>>224065334What pop singers have their own entire wiki?
>>224065174i've simply never seen evidence of this
How much do you pay for a haircut?£35 for a wash and cut here
>>224065345In what way is a Serbian on topic here?
disappointed by the lack of photos of girls with their results from today/brit/ has truly fallen
>>224065340I know most of my songs from this channel.
>>224065368A-Levels results were last week
>>224065277she was 17 actually and her parents loved me>>2240653648 euro
Fuck man school made me so depressed.
Log(10) (1048 * 1048 * 1048) / 3
>>224065375gcse you're 16 so it's not noncey at all
>>224065375>>224065368some of the arses on them these days
might just shave my head off one day
my cousin did GCSE science like 10 times and only got a C when she was pushing 30
>>224065400>>22406540316 is legal for sex but illegal for sexy pics because that counts as child porn
>>224065364£20 if it's a cut, £15 if i go for a number 4 all over
>>224065403get them posted then you boring cunt
>>224065419fuck up
>>224065330she is so scouse coded
Only reason I passed anything other than English is because my teachers said I was a good kid, never made trouble and they just let me pass with the lowest grade.
>>224065409What does that even mean
Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks “What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?” The Master responds “God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all — the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs an act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that God commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right.” “This means,” the Master continued “that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say ‘I pray that God will help you.’ Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say ‘I will help you.’” —Martin Buber, Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 (1991)
>>224065437based retard
i keep rhytmically breathing to lyrics and youtube videos where people talkso im imiating the person talking in almost real time with my breathing, this in turn hurts my chest near my heart physically and gives me a sharp pain thank you for listening
It's all kicking off in Birmingham tonight lads
>>224065419I don't think a photo of a girl smiling about her grade 9s is 'child porn' you sick freak
>>224065409
get the 'tex posted
>>224065430
>>224065461WALTER
whats a scouser?
>>224065456
>>224065459Boring
wish i had gay bf
>>224065485troll
>>224065453well you shouldnt do that
>>224065459sorry mate brit is all about ralph lauren girlies now
>>224065488
>>224065442she failed at so did the re-sits and kept failing until the 10th time when she finally passed. At which point, she was almost 30 years old
>>224065488Worst they can is cheat on you or give you a deadly or fatal disease or kill you
We need to invent new, more Germanic-sounding words for many concepts. For example, why use 'pimp' when discussing call girls? It can be improved as 'twatkeep'.E.g.>'How much you reckon that'd cost then, Chardonnay?'>'To be truthful, Your Worship, I'd lick your taint for a tenner but I really must check with my twatkeep first'
>>224065449dckaj
I care about clothes a lot. Still thinking about that Canali shirt. It was 500€ but had a 30% discount.
>>224065488gay botanist bf who mocks your inadequate pruning technique
>>224065486only boring people get bored
>>224065515A levels at 20?
i don't find latex attractive desu, i find plastic shite in general gross
>>224065449wtf non-atheists on the ropes except by making atheists on the ropes
wish I had a gay gf
>>224065552Fuck off, they're our islands
>>224065542I recall reading a few years back that no Botany students had enrolled at England's universities for the first time. Sad that such a noble topic could be overlooked.
>>224065535500 + 30% of 500 = 450
>>224065457scary thing was, she was doing the re-sits as a requirement to become a school teacher>>224065548what are you on about?
>>224065552Yeah it smells bad
>>224065535alri patrick bateman
>>224065564
please allah
>>224065581Boring 28 second long video
gay wotanist bf
fay scrotanist gf
>>224065600>complain about content>post nothingenjoy hell, sinner
>>224065564I will be coming to Greece either next month or maybe somewhere next year. We can experiment together. I top.
>>224065572She didn't do A levels for 10 years to be pushing 30 (30 or almost 30)
Post more things like this please
for me it's sufjan stevens - all delighted people
