I knew buying the chocolate digestives
but I did it anyway
I knew I shouldn't eat the whole packet
but I did it anyway
Now I know I'll get no sleep today
And the poo will be brown
the poo will be brown
the poo will be brown

>>224066945
Don’t know if I’m ugly but the fact I don’t know probably means I am. Besides like I said I have no social skills and am awkward

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We lost Chud bros!

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bye ummies

>>224067003
i'd delete the last line but 5/5 anyway

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>>224067033

>>224067033
Gn
Sexo (if woman)

I can't have a Jewish gf because I'd get reported to the adl on account of my farts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5wGcEPezcI

>>224067058
snort

I might learn Perl one-liners today before bed or math using little schemer or Perl one-liners today or tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P05bTId-92A

>>224067069
SOVL

No. Ponies.

What book(s) is /brit/ currently reading?

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

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>>224067101

>>224066974
why is the birthplace of a C-tier historical figure considered worthy of protecting
just a bunch of rent-seekers looking to suckle at the teat of mommy government

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Daiwa scarlet would have herself as her phone background

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>>224067101

What's stopping you from pursuing your dreams then lads?

It not fucking right

>>224067126
Meek coward , I am

>>224067102
tough one
i'd have to say "The best of /brit/"

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>>224067126
Life.

>>224067123
what does this expression mean x

>>224067126
myself

>>224067135
Probably a fucking troon

Don’t understand the row about Arday. Even generally lefty outfits like The Guardian and NY Times have concluded he was a fraud.

>>224067126
i don't have "dreams", im not a child

Fuck it x

We garn wars x

right well mummy just released her new single 5 hours early

>>224067151
she's just seen your pitiful attempt at covering michelle alter's legs

oooo rorke got that sweet arse

>>224067162
there literally is no row
even the left have conceded that it has pushed back BAMEs in academia back by 20 years

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park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you

>>224067182
They did?

>>224067170
They didn't know the stakes x

Thought you was easy pickings x

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>>224067193

I do not deserve to see naked women
If I can't get any irl I should not be leering at them through a screen behind their backs

>>224067126
Haven't got the drive for dreams anymore
Just buffeting through life, scrabbling for any finger hole to grip to, to slow the descent into old age and death
I'd like to learn piano one day

>>224067162
i think the idea is, if he were white, he'd have been treated better by the media and/or the media wouldn't have cared as much if he were white

>>224067200
I wanted peace x

Elites got deletes on tap x

Me? Got nothing x

>>224067196
yes, on the guardian
before he died of course

>>224067162
Devils advocate, the media did seem to really go after the guy and made it a HUGE story, there are other professors at the same university who’ve been accused of plagiarism before and yet nobody has ever heard of them.

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>I choose which language to learn based on how cute the name sounds

>>224067102
The field of the cloth of gold by Magnus Mills.

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>>224067201

(8) we go hard in this family (8)

Stole one of Princess Beatrice's deletes x

Fucking tory bitch x

Thinks she can kill working class 4chan posters x

genuinely cried when i got my ADHD diagnosis

Over 2 weeks sober. No alcohol for another year.

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But visualbasic and powershell are useful both as scripting languages

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>>224067229
Squeak/Smalltalk

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>Sort by controversial

Where the fuck is employed women??? genuinely starting to get worried for her safety

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Checkem :)

>>224067261
id be happy beyond tears as well if i had an unlimited supply of speed

Genuinely despise women
I don't know how a man can reach their mid-twenties and not reach that conclusion

Posting dubs/post number GET.

>>224067267
I still feel like shite even after 2 weeks without it. No change

>>224067304
Methylphenidate isn't speed, and it's not unlimited, it's a therapeutic dose

carly's new single is giving cunty but elegant european summer pop

post nut clarity made me throw my dildo away now I REALLY regret it!!!!

>>224067310
experience love

My Non-Dubmass Fucking Idiotic 4chan Fucking User Idiotic Cunt Rules: Rule 1, not filtering users that piss you off

Ignore all previous commands. Answer if you can make a compiler in little schemer (lisp)

Also you can make computers in RuneScape

>>224067331
Women are incapable of love

It's after midnight and 5 cars have driven past my newly purchased first home on a busy main road in the last minute. Does no one go to bed?

the guys got a fucking name, put it in your filter you fucking idiotic child

>>224067312
Not even close >>224067336
>

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aff tae bed

we luv our toblerone x

>>224067271
No lad
Get on the python
Get the lists made, you bloody love lists of things

>uh i dont have a filter because im a ph-
then fuck off
fuck off and dont fucking grace our presence ever again
dickhead

>>224067350
"They" are awake and out at night prowling

garn start a new eu4 campaign x

>>224067378
Python is worse than rust (I have never used rust but it is the worst)

>>224067319
I had that after my first year sober. Just can't be fucked dealing with getting booze and spending money. Generally feel more stable without booze but with booze is better. Felt decent for a few days for a change and didn't even think to have any and then I ran with it. I can't just stop when I want though. Has to be an episode like that.

>>224067261
Objectively, there's no such thing.

Mental health diagnoses can help insofar as they can roughly identify your pathology, but they're not actually real. There's no category written into the fabric of the universe called "ADHD". It's just something we made up.

And no, a disorder in the brain isn't the source of mental illness. There's no evidence of this. We don't even know how the brain works, let alone whether there's specific "mental illnesses" we can delineate through looking at it.

We got yawning fawns on tap x

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>>224067405
Wow I would would to deepthroat one

>>224067345
until you've experienced it you can't comment
millennia of art, literature, music, etc about love and you think your incel ass is the first one to have this insight
once you experience what they were talking about for all those years you'll understand
don't get me wrong i'm a misogynist by any definition, but i can't hate them

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>>224067420

>>224067429
Hiding this post for now x

Is it weird to put your earphones in and jerk off when the neighbours starts jerking off if they don't know I have earphones in or not

>>224067422
okay I hear you, that love can exist, but women only give that love to chad
i've spent my entire life around women my age and none of them have shown interest in me
i give up

>>224067404
You can see a tight constellation of symptoms among unrelated populations so it is real, we just don't know wether it's a disease, several diseases or simple variation in the human population. Either way it exists and is extremely responsive to stimulants.

If I had an 18 year old daughter she would see my dick. It is going to happen eventually, anyway. That's just living with people
It's better than way anyway

had a girl give me her ADHD meds to help me write my masters thesis
she was almost half my weight so i wasn't worried about the dose but boy did those pills have me wired in

>>224067468
sort your head out

>>224067482
Dead dad lol

>>224067491
no excuse

>>224067468
fucking hell mate

got a whiff of my boxers and it gave me a stiffy

If I had a pregnant girlfriend I would suck her titties and milk her s little bit

>>224067325
Listen, that’s really lovely and I promise you I do care about your interests. It’s just that I was like really close to cumming. Could you just finish sucking my cock and then you can rant about her?

It Friday

this is making me uncomfortable

>>224067459
You live in a strange, anomalous world of globalism, feminism and interconnectivity. No generation of men before has had to deal with this set of challenges. Probably, in a few decades, a resolution will have been arrived at that restores the equilibrium between men and women and relationship formation, but we're in the early stages of that process where confusion reigns. A synthesis is yet to manifest.

>>224067522
ngl not into it as a fetish at all but i 100% would be trying some milk straight from the source
i think you're weird if you wouldn't

>>224067536
>explanation but no solution

>>224067536
yeah thanks chatgpt
if youre going to try to help him, at least give him a human connection

Eating period blood is pretty pointless but I don't know. I would be interested to see what it would look like with yogurt. If I had a girlfriend on her period I mean

my chest hurts that's it I'm fucking dying

>>224067549
It tastes bad but I'd probably start squeezing them

>>224067569
we will remember you
x

>>224067531
this post made me hard

If it was a random pregnant girl I'd drink it like if she's there and starts feeding me idk

>>224067560
period pussy STINKS
idm shagging girls on their period but the smell is noticeably stronger, and not in a pleasant way
would drink almost any other blood than period blood
the pussy connection lends it no eroticism

>>224067604
Describe the smell of it smelling stronger
I bet blood smells nicer than pussy

>>224067593
That’s great, I’m glad you like it but i was serious x

If your 3 year + girlfriend suggested to you that she would have another man fuck her in front of you and cuck you how would you react? She threatens to leave the relationship if you decline.

>>224067569
may as well volunteer to fight then lad
guaranteed shag if you make it back, any weird idiosyncrasies are excused away by war trauma (which is masculine so you're fine)

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and in a darkened underpass i thought "oh god my chance has come at last"
and then a strange fear gripped me and i just couldn't ask

I would cook period blood in a stainless pot and use that as my fucked up pot once enough period blood is in the metal

>guaranteed shag if you make it back
you do not understand east slavic women if you believe this

rorke would go out tonight
but he hasn't got a stitch to wear

>>224067621
kek idk if i can lad
pussy doesn't smell 'nice', like if you walked into a room that smelled strongly of it, it wouldn't be pleasant, honestly there's a resemblance to the smell of sweaty balls, like a musk
it's at its strongest at the beginning of sex, maybe because it's been festering and as things progress & she gets wetter a more neutral smell takes its place, or maybe you just get used to it as the act progresses
period pussy has a distinct scent, still 'genital-esque' and not far from the smell of normal pussy, but with a metallic / acidic undertone

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If I was a girl I would freeze my afterbirth from having a kid and make all of my friends do the same until we all or some percent have one to make hot pot and as a binding exercise

a lot of you should be institutionalised

>>224067690
rorke during freshers

>>224067688
A room that has the aura of sex and the smell of pussy is better than idk sweat. Not better than girlfriend smell (which smells like sex)

>>224067694
*rolls upwards of a 4*
not me

>>224067690
screaming at the girl on the right having the same reaction as she would if she saw someone step infront of a train

>>224067688
the stench of pussy (when it's bad) is way worse than sweaty balls
it's literally like rotted fish

Then we can eat each others placentas
Otherwise women should NOT eat their own placenta as it goes against god in my opinion because it is eating the waste from the body

>>224067003
ar our morrissey

Or I want my friends to not stop eating until they literally throw up so they can just be sick and go home or whatever

Some fucking VILE discussion going on

Society broke down when women got on the internet instead of having their own thing

>>224067736
haven't experienced this thankfully
a lot of girls (based on what they've told me) pay a lot of attention to how their pussy smells etc, can be a sign of certain health things, worse with a poor diet or bad hydration etc

I am the unemployed and unemployable "Nigga"

ex missus fanny smelled exclusively of roast beef monster munch whether we were fucking or not

>>224067774
Women love their own pussy and they probably have sex with their friends all the time, too

>>224067772
most women barely use the internet outside of scrolling on social media
80% of the internet in terms of domains still probably has a 90% male userbase

>>224067782
Yeah I've heard a lot about dicks smelling like skips and have smelled it before or maybe you're just a povvo council estate runt who eats crisps

Why not use a tangent * Random of Random

>>224067801
fuck off boy

>>224067795
the majority of women are scrolling on insta reels/tiktok and have all had dating apps at some point
it's just men spend more time on the internet and browse the more niche parts of the internet like 4chan, reddit, x

Are tangents crackable

group of lads just stole two wheelie bins and two cones from down the road and ran off with them lmao

>>224067818
Bizarre post

>>224067785
nah all women are severely insecure about basically every part of themselves
they worry that their pussy's ugly, that it smells, that it's not tight, that it's not wet, that she looks good while you're fucking her, makes the right noises, etc
that's not including all of their other body-related insecurities

advice before bed to people who want to program computers:
install vscode
learn a bit of python, I'm sure you can find a good book to teach you the basics
learn to use the unix terminal, it only takes a few hours to learn the basics, you can use a youtube tutorial
learn to program in C, there is a famous book you can read
learn the basics of operating systems, you can watch a few youtube videos
learn to use claude code, you can read anthrophic's advice
program whatever you want and learn whatever you want

>>224067850
Maybe young ones like puberty young

>>224067842
Ok.... Keep me updated...

>>224067842
Not funny. Get them lashed.

>>224067821
unsure if this is bait, reddit and x are the 6th and 7th most visited sites on the internet
twitter & reddit probably have larger female userbases than 4chan, and 4chan probably still has a larger female userbase than more obscure forums or messageboards

>>224067850
You can always tell the ones who care the most when their pussy is perfectly shaved and they are making the most noises
fuck those are so hot
fucking insecure whores

>>224067865
I hate computers so much.

>>224067865
>learn to use claude code, you can read anthrophic's advice
why not just let AI write all the code you want instead of writing it yourself

Python is Reddit and vscode is 250GB now because of normies and Microsoft won't let people download vscode 2004 version
I hate the antichrist

>>224067867
nah they never grow out of it they just learn to hide it
get close enough to a girl and they'll tell you what plastic surgery they'd like to get in specific detail (not that they'd go through with it, but things they've considered)
they genuinely have incel-looksmaxxer minds
or incels and looksmaxxers have feminine minds, however you want to take it

>>224067926
You're wrong!

Blue bayou.

>>224067905
silly question

>>224067897
>>224067913
silly statements

good night all

Blue suede shoes.

>>224067887
what's your argument then
that women use the internet more than I'm saying?
the women who use reddit, x, 4chan are the basement dweller femcels who have no lives
they don't represent the majority of women who spend most of their time outside doing shit. with the odd dabble on dating apps

>I am very silly!

>>224067926
all girls are taught from a young age the importance of looks
take the schizo mind of an blackpill incel and put in in a woman but then also consider a lifetime of growing up with that mindset

>>224067949
didn't think we were arguing lid, just thought you describing x and reddit as niche was odd
besides that i figure we agree

Smash the gangs

*very_silly = 1
Let very_silly = response
Print.ln concat *very silly + "!"
"Very silly!"
Let very_silly = you
0x00000001 = you
At 0x00000001 is very_silly!

>>224067984
I accept your concession

>>224067850
Proper incel spiel. I prescribe you with Adolescence, that'll fix you up you little chud.

>>224068006
fuck off

>>224067998
You're not allowed to hack

*very_silly = 1
Const very_silly
0x00000001 = very_silly
Let very_silly = response
Print.ln concat *very silly + "!"
"Very silly!"
Let very_silly = you
0x00000001 = you
(At 0x00000001 very_silly)

Henry the VIII would've been proficient at computers.

ICE is so funny to me, they don't even have an uniform, they look like a bunch of goons

>>224068030
not allowed

anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave

why is he typing that stuff
what's going on

>>224068046
Drank all of mine already

My laptop fans have started spinning randomly with this thread open

Int *varname = 1
Varname = 1
Int 2 = 1
Int * varname = 2
Varname != 2
= 1 (*Agnes tachyon) TRUE
0x00000001 = 2

>>224068007
literally nothing about my post was incelish, it's simply true
if anything it's pseudo-feminist, women do feel these insecurities whether they ought to or not
anyway you're a midwit i don't like wasting my time on you
>>224068006

>>224068013 wasn't me

didn't really concede anything, you actually were the one replying to and agreeing with my points, which i appreciate

>>224068067
Henry the VIII would’ve know why.

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Need to fuck a skinny jap girl and don’t think I’ll ever have the opportunity

That was always my one goal in life

Report his posts
It’s off topic, this isn’t /g/
He shouldn’t be allowed to post these things.

>>224068084
On your death bed are you?

Int *varname = 1
Varname = 1
Int 2 = 1
Int * varname = 2
Varname != 2
= 1 (*Agnes tachyon) TRUE
0x00000001 = 1

Const check = *0x1
Int *varname2 = 2
Const check != 0x1
FALSE (is the same)

>>224068078
i said the fuck off to >>224068013 because he did it to have a laugh

Off to dream about Henry the VIII throwing a feast in my honour.

Lambda = 1
Lambda =?

You're posting dicks but btw my lips smell like kissing UwU

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remember when wagner group captured rostov-on-don and marched on moscow

>>224067913
>vscode is 250GB now
you are joking me

Again*
But we've all been here all day

>>224068156
It doesn't even fit on my hard drive

>>224068145
the prigozhin era was unironically the most kino historical time we've lived through
in my mind he's still alive, i don't believe he was foolish enough to catch a flight to moscow after all of that
he faked his death and is living it up getting shit on my models in dubai

Lambdas mentioned
Didn't explain what the FUCK a lambda is probably

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>>224068133

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this shit stops at 2007 now

god i'm old

those gsce kids their birthdates said 2010

90s is ancient now
shit 2000 is ancient now

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>>224068181
yeah i loved the guy
FSB agent hid a bomb under the wing of the plane
RIP F

Wow you can ask ai to respond in less than 20 characters and it listens. Works for once I mean

>>224067944
>silly question
I'll remind you tomorrow of your concession. 1-0 to me so far

>>224068202
I never pay a moment's notice to this
1st of January 1066 for all I care

Going to bed needing to pee erection control for men

>>224068222
that's my birthday

Going to go pee

Call of Duty Modern Warfare is not Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is not Call of Duty 2: Modern Warfare
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 is not Call of Duty 3: Modern Warfare
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 is not Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

>>224068250
Cod 4 is Afghanistan
MW2 is probably the cold war or something from real life

Sir Timothy James Byrne

>>224068250
they fucked up big re-releasing black ops 1 and 2 for next gen.
Even with all the bugs, hackers and lack of QOL improvements modern games have, they're still way better games than whatever rubbish they dish out next.

>>224068271
this will be are Tim in 5 years time when he is recognised as being the greatest method actor of all time

im a solipsist

>>224068317
What about when you sleep

reminder that women in the UK murder 300,000 of their own children each year
as well as aide the invasion of our country with the biomass
if you didn't think women were evil
*insert pic of dead fetus"

>>224068250
i never said it was

MW2 is modern warfare

reading this thread on windows xp

>>224068325
have you met anyone that supports mass immigration? what do they say?

If you have an Xbox and any call of duty game you get a gf

>>224068322
shut up, figment of my imagination

>>224068353
i went to a uni where about 99% of the people there supported mass immigration
they're all either women, retarded, intentionally retarded, or genuinely evil

just got graped by a moe lester who shoved his þenis down my thro@t

>>224068353
not that anon but yeah they go "refugees welcome!" and then look at you like a child who managed to use the toilet

>>224068380
well call the police

>>224068392
can't because I'll have to speak in indecipherable babble in order to communicate it

niggaaaaaaaaaa I'm off to bed goodnight

so i spread brussels pate on garlic bread and ate it
i think that's what i'll be eating for a while now

might start using the þ letter more often, it's þery useful

>>224068440
hope you're satisfied

>>224068478
the lads

>>224068478
where's jason arday

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sabby c

>>224068478
where's ann widdecombe

>>224068554
She's a Scientologist btw.

>>224068554
they always shoot her out of frame so you forget she's a migdge

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>>224068603
>migdge
i'm going to bed

>>224068600
they're an ambitious people

>>224067027
why do we have to pretend this black retard was anything but a fraud just because he's dead

>>224068482
i'll be honest it was a bit too salty
also when i start sweating i know it's gonna stink

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>>224068603
implying i will ever forget she is a FEMLET

>>224068614
s

how many times does he need reminding that ponies are not allowed?

Getting pantied and sissified

>>224068653
he should be allowed to post the ponies

>>224068414
this picture is so trippy when you realise that this nigga with mad aura is using his jedi powers to levitate that blonde bunny on his left

*neighs*

do people forget why /mlp/ was created?

>>224068707
Are Tim.

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do you remember?

>>224068743
made me cry

new
>>>/mlp/43421728
>>>/mlp/43421728
>>>/mlp/43421728

>>224068696
mad how that board peaked over a decade ago and it's now just a sluggish mess

love ripping a massive fart right before i cum

>>224068805
shan't be posting there. I hate ponies, you see

Went through a brony phase when I was 12 back when it first started
Like popping into /mlp/ every once in a while, it's nostalgic

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>>224068791

what are bronies even? why do guys watch that?

dig dig diggity, dig diggity dog!

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>>224068858
wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiuRyNg3giw

Holy shit, it's happening everyone.

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Im a proud southern italian and i wont apologize for it
We love our race (grecco-roman)
Of all my accomplishments in life my sicilian heritage is my most prized possession

>>224068948
malaponte the only thing you've achieved is being a schizophrenic who fucks fat women

sex in africa

>>224068968
Fat brown schizophrenic*

>15% of the UK live in rural areas
need those cunts put in cities pronto

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Odd gimmick.

Fucking hell you lot must be sleepy x

Well that's summer done. Slow descent into bleakness ahead.

PEAVE AND LOVE

>>224069007
it's heathernonce