Courage from Courage the Cowardly Dog editionprev: >>224067878
Dad says George W Bush is smarter than Trump
Have you ever thought you'd be happier without the internet? I think I'd be happier if I didn't know so much about other people, and I'd be satisfied with my life if I didn't compare myself to others,
Called AI a nigger again awardhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785969228133918.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785969228133918.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785969228133918.mp4
>>224069346Obviously he is
The reptile and amphibian people on /an/ refer to Florida as the thunderdome due to all the invasive species that thrive there. Most of those species are just escaped pets.
Crazy how hard American music fell off, name a single good artist that started in 2010+
>>224069346It's possible, but Bush was a shady kind of smart where he was constantly hiding it and conniving behind the scenes while Trump is very much a braggart.Trump is definitely smarter than Obama though
>>224069354That looks like it was inspired by the usfa zip 22
>>224069354I would have killed myself or tried to live as hermit inawoods if not for internet i think. Or been one of those people who writes thousands of letters to the editorial section of newspapers.
>>224069369you can say this about music from every country. even kpop and jpop has fallen off in that time. It would seem either technology has killed the human soul or gen z just has no creative talent at all
>>224069369I think olivia rodrigo is genuinely good
>>224069380>Trump is definitely smarter than Obama thoughShould admit that they hated obama because he was dark-skinned. Stop beating around the bush.
I should kms.
>>224069387get that SHIT out of my face
>>224069302Best cartoon
>>224069415I want one but the prices have gone bonkers and for some reason a lot of shoppers won't mail it to my state
i should get gaming friends
>>224069403I voted for Obama twice, but in retrospect he had all the negative traits of both bush and trump.He was a shady conniving braggart with charisma. I was young and I got tricked, but I've since grown and realize that and seen him for what he was
>>224069427it's fucking terrible and a waste of money, the ultimate memegun
>>224069391i agree with jpop not with kpop, and i think there's a lot of good music produced in the 2010's, specially European, US was already being carried by Canadians in the 2010
>>224069428What if you found online friends and met and online gf who was one favela over and you lost your viriginities together and got married and had a family?
>>224069443not sure i want a family
We will all be Indian soon.
>>224069301people get lean after weigh ins + left is blasting roids
>>224069438I like collecting guns made in my state and it is a funny meme
>>224069447nigga I would FUCK that thing up
psycho alert
>>224069399if you're a 14 year old teen girl maybe
>>224069462Was it a famas?
>>224069454People do not get lean after weigh ins they get lean before it and left isn't real you retard esl
>>224069474it was a puckle gun style rifle
>>224069354californian ceos hate this one simple trick
>>224069462why?
snigger
Don't know what to eat
I support banning ARs just to force NPCs to buy something different
>>224069501Deez nuts
>>224069478why the fuck do you think im an esl
>>224069501Eat my shorts
>>224069514Because you don't understand the expectation vs reality meme format. You would have to be either ESL and not understand the common english premise or very stupid
last time i got called an ESL was when I made a thread saying "pic related" reckon it's just something people love to throw out as an insult for no reason
>>224069468I wish
>>224069530you jeet tranny incel
>>224069524are you even old enough to post on 4chan?one of the stupidest posts ive read in a while ngl
>>224069530You are redditYou are IndianYou are transgender You are gayYou are brown
reckon its time for a tuggy wuggy :3
>>224069494I'm xenophobic, it's an evolutionary mechanism that has helped me survive
What is this?A bump limit for ants!?!?It needs to be, at least three times bigger than this!
>>224069546
>>224069541im whiter and more masculine than you hernandez-schmidt
how about a truggy wuggy instead
>>224069543you need to go back
>>224069554I am Guatamalan
>>224069548Drum mags are coolI want one for my glawck but they are illegal in my gay state
>>224069554you use the reddit websiteyou are a transmission systemyou are from uttar pradeshyou are charlie brown
i wish someone could see all the goofy faces and noises i make when im gooning my brains out >w<
>>224069548
>>224069577Dire
>>224069577Grow up
>>224069577thats what you look like you dirty sinner
>>224069588is god freaky like that
nature is satan's church
What's the move for tonight
She was my huckleberry but I wasn't her huckleberry
thinking of getting a cheeky goon in
>>224069609I'm on day 2 no alcohol and am bouncing off the walls feeling shitty simultaneously There has to be some distraction
>>224069619Play some vidya
My vacation (3 days) has ended
why dont you guys pray instead of gooning for a change, how about that?
>>224069630I DIDNT ASK!!!!
>>224069630Did you think of any good posts?
>>224069624I'm not really into games anymore. I tried a while back and didn't have fun
>>224069637Does praying the goon away work
>>224069643i feel the same wayi play a game for 5 minutes then get bored and want to kms
>>224069653no
I deserve to be flayed alive
>>224069641No, only dogshit
>>224069643What games were you into in the past maybe try some retro single player games or adventure games
>>224069660You don't deserve the pleasure
All my friends are getting married, and Im here posting on 4chan
>>224069660you dont deserve that at all
i went outside today and i saw a hobo who kind of looked like Charles Manson
>>224069679how old
>>224069653One of the most effective tips I’ve heard for cutting back on, or outright breaking an addiction is to take advantage of procrastination; to put off engaging with the addiction when you get the urge, and to keep doing something else. You’ll just do it later (ideally never), put off over and over again
>>224069684did you see a stray dog when you went out?
>>224069679You will meet the right man keep coasting brotha
>>224069695Im not gay
>>224069688I'm a god like expert of procrastinating I'll try it
currently procrastinating my procrastination
Had first day of the new semester, AMA
'goon'd a mighty goon' award
i have the smallest penis in this thread
>>224069705You don't know that
Black Americans who play baseball tend to have temperaments that are more White-like despite still being distinct culturally. Blacks who play football are full nogmode
>>224069721I have no questions.
>>224069721friends madewomen spoken to
time to see if I actually like cognac
>>224069721Got pushed into any pools?
>>224069721Are these the best years of your life?
>>224069721Here's a question: you're fucking gay
>>224069741Haha that was hilarious He obviously did something weird to provoke it
>>224069731Baseball requires skills that are antithetical to black culture. Patience. Concentration. Humility. Mental fortitude. Pure athleticism and aggression don't get you far.
Call no man lucky before he has seen his last day
>Baseball requires skills that are antithetical to black culture. Patience. Concentration. Humility. Mental fortitude
What would you do if your son told you he was Canadian
>>224069774Fuck him silly
>>224069758The worst part of it was zoomzoom going back to the bar and trying to get the boomers info so he could report him to the police lol
Juan Soto
>>224069774beat him senseless with a calendar from 1993
>>224069774call ICE
>>224069741No but I do plan on using the pool there after my family leaves our current place>>224069734>friends madeThere's a guy I have in all my classes who looks like Skulinski from Monster House, he seems pretty cool.>women spoken toDidn't talk to any but there's one I have in two of my classes who is hot, she's a skinny Mexican girl who has the very rare physiognomy of European features with dark, tan skin. I'll talk to her next week. There's also this other Latinx girl with huge tits who looks very cute who sat behind me in one of my classes, and there's other girls I like too who I didn't get as good of a look at. Regardless, I have options.
>>224069774Ask him why he thinks that
>>224069772Ortiz is hispanic black, they are the blacks of the blacks so that doesnt countFun fact, there are tons of stories that dominicans/puerto ricans have to have their own showers in the locker rooms because they will straight up touch other players cocks in the shower and walk around with erections
>>224069679I know that feel, broI'm becoming increasingly convinced that single people do not actually exist IRL, and I must be some sort of abnormal freak for being single. I'm not even talking about women; literally every single man I know (granted, have a pretty small social circle), almost always with kids too. The only exception I can think of was that one time I went to a hobby shop to try to mingle with the neckbeards playing 40k, obviously everyone there was a virgin freak like myself.
>>224069746No but they're better than my primary school years and that's good enough for me
>>224069774Shit and piss my pants (in rage)
>>224069792>literally every single man I know (granted, have a pretty small social circle)Meant to say "every single man I know is in a relationship"
>>224069679You're the loser in the group and you should feel bad for leeching off the normality of your friends
Going out with momstein and dadberg tomorrow
Nigga think he the shit nigga you ain't shit
I just found out my dad is jewish.What do I do with my anti-*srael folder now?
In my dialect it's common to say things like "none of them are..." instead of "none of them is..." and I'm trying to train myself out of it because it can come off as ESL-esque at times
This is my dinner
>>224069838Show him it and then point in his face while soy facing
>>224069845Just one little scoop of diarrhea?
May poop
>>224069845a growing boy needs a bit more protein than that
Gonna order a cool book tomorrow
K so my phone has a crack in it for no reason
>>224069845saar do not redeem that is mine
>>224069871What book is that
barbossa showing up at the end of the second movie is like who gives a fuck about this dude
>>224069874Your fat ass probably sat on it
>>224069871Are you preordering the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
ayo these niggas ahhhhhreadin books
>>224069830Isn't having friends part of my normality?
thread theme desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKUEQMCqYc
>>224069882>>224069888Godhusk. Rebirth
>>224069845phwoooooaarrr why you takin' picture sof me water closet from erlier
fat is one of the worst things a person can be, slightly better than being a pedophile
Greg Heffley my nigga to the fullestFuck Manny
fatties arent people
Cracked phone is the ultimate poor people filter. Get away from me with your disgusting cumstained cracked piece of shit.
>>224069906It literally just broke just now
>>224069902You don't want to know what happened the last time a nigga said that on this block...
finkin' about coppin'amudda brown-skinned brapushani squeeze from arscheloche-between-cheekingtonshire
>>224069898>a game guide for a game that doesn't existThat seems very interesting conceptually
>>224069906I have an otterbox on mine and I still somehow fucking cracked the corner of the screen
Women try so hard to keep me away from their feet
Hurt my right testicle doc said I might have to get it amputated
>>224069857>>224069876That's actually Japanese curry.Are you making fun of based Japan?>>224069864I don't know how to cook meat
>>224069923
>>224069923Tell him to give it to me when he's done
>>224069931curry is aryan saar you dumb bitch basterd
>>224069931>I don't know how to cook meatput steak in a pan and heat it until it's brown on the outside
>>224069346100% true. I miss Dubya like you wouldnt believe.
>>224069923and that's why we call you Lefty
If you are actually old enough to remember and "miss" Bush you are genuinely a turbo unc to the max
>>224069936I'll undercook and get sick because I'm stupid and always mess up everything
>>224069931Just look up Julia Child's show on youtube nigga like lmao
>>224069957It looks like you made that curry pretty good. If you can do that, you can cook a bit of meat. I believe in you, Anon
listening to the Danhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmzSPKAokWU
I remember liking that Lil Bush show
>>224069970Based
A child talking to me in my domain as if it were a human and had a mind of its own????? PREPOSTEROUS!*beats its ass*
>>224069979Lil Bill?
The rape train has no brakes and it is heading right for my bunghole
for me?dat video fae youtube of rick rubin showing paul mccartney cannibal corpse and paul goin HAM aff on dem sliders and the blast beatsyall haftae remember paul mcartney actually invented metal wiv the song helter skelter
>>224069970Noicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyABbwsYQCA
Meditate upon your life
>>224069995Is this the nigga who debated Ben Shapiro
>>224069960I'm better off googling it or asking /ck/>>224069968Thanks, but that curry is microwavable instant curry from a bag
>>224069988
For me, it's picrel
Your mom has a nice lil' bush, I can tell you that
>>224070006>Thanks, but that curry is microwavable instant curry from a bagCooking meat can almost be as easy as that. You can even cook meat in a rice cooker
>>224070004No, that was Zoey
>>224069999>>224069980wahey the ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrYVElA1Bp8
You're telling me this is not Count Dankula?
>>224070039Hate this dude
cognac still tastes like brandy to me, except it burns less
>>224070039He does look like him lol
>>224070039>>224070045he made a song with a tranny and it's about a guy getting married to a nice girl but secretly he's a disgusting faggot who goes out at night and takes dicks in his shitpipe, it's called Unholy
>>224070039I had a teacher in HS (not gay) who was a very performative Whtie liberal obsessed with Sam Smith. He said he listened to his songs all the time and would often listen to them with his kids. I wonder what happened in the years since given he's gone off the deep end into schizo degenerate territory. I hope to God those kids weren't trooned.
>>224070059Cumnac
Just took a muddy poop and im not excited about it
>>224070039He looks fruity
The best.
>>224070081Aren't these super unwieldy and expensive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbS5SjQRDnk
>>224070081those heebs make some quality firearms, I have to admit.
>>224070095The IDF doesn't even use it
when are we gonna have a /cum/ game night?
>>224070106They're obligated to purchase guns from the US to maintain their 4 billion annual charity. IDF does still use it, but it's a niche gun for tunnel clearing and super tight CQB now. They use the mini Tavor too, with the smol barrel.
>>224070119I've been asking for someone to set up a skribbl game for months
>>224070125That Finnish Anon always used to play but he disappeared a while ago. I assume he was murdered by african migrants.
TOBACCO THEY GROW IN PEKIIIIIIING IN THE YEAR OF THE LOCUST YOU'LL SEEEEEEEEEEEven Cathy BARBERIAN knows
how can I track someone down? I have their full name, their address, their relative's names and addresses, but I want to communicate to them via social media to apologize over a mistake I've made
>>224070135I used to post skribbl links in the Finnish general
brunettes aren't white
>the beauty of American diversity
>>224070148Show up to their house at 4am
>>224070161I can't, I live roughly 8-9 hours from them, and I'm sure others live with them
>>224070148Search their name up on social media?
>>224070154The boys at Normandy died specifically for picrel.Also for trans rights.
>>224070165Rent a hotel room in their town and then loudly bang on the front door at 4am
>>224070087relative to what? your little baby hands?
>>224070081the never shot a weapon gun enthusiast favorite
My grandpa fought in world war 2 and right before he died he told me that he fought specifically for brown and trans people
>>224070169I have, I've done facebook, instagram, twitter. I've done the same for their parents as well, nothing so far. We went to school together so I sorted through some accounts, some mutual friends, nothing again. I've found some pictures of them that have been reposted by their teachers however from a while ago, I expected maybe a parent would've responded to it but again I found nothing. I did find their parent's divorce records, which I was able to personally affirm due to my knowledge of them as a friend a while ago. The most I've gotten were voting records, information scrapers, account finders, etc. I may try again tomorrow but I feel as if I've covered everything that is publicly searchable. Even got their mother's maiden name, father's past, grandparents, etc.
>>224070198The only time you should fire a weapon is when it's pointed at your head
My ancestors fought in the civil war so AIDS could be spread to the north
>>224070203Think maybe you just leave them alone
Just bought something in an uncommon and expensiveish calibre
>>224070191>>224070087you are like little baby
IIIIII REMEMBERTHE 36TH SWEET DIVIDEWHEN YOU PUT ME ON THE WOOOOLVERINE UP TO ALLENDALE
>>224070220I can't, not until I apologize for what I've done. My guilt has been gnawing at my mind for these past years, maybe even a half-decade.
my grandaddy fought in vietnam so they would change the kick off in the nfl
ate a rotisserie chicken
https://youtu.be/v6gAN-HRt9Y?si=YX4eOFeoEYZQFNRG
>>224070224>.600Is that even legal for a regular person to have?
>>224070241pretzel is the one Dan album I absolutely cannot stand
>>224070119And who's paying for that?
>>224070229Send them a letter in the mail, but they make think it's creepy that you know their address
>>224070247Why's that
>>224070255blumpf
>>224070224ermm acshually
Now, be honest. If trump did this, we'd all be saying he's a depraved pervert with dementia.
>>224070265>but they make think it's creepy that you know their addressthat is my biggest fear, oh how I wish we could just come across each other on social media so it could be more naturalized. I was researching if letters could be sent anonymously, I should probably go down that rabbit hole but I wonder if I may send it to the wrong address. I'm 90% sure I got the right one, I cross-referenced it with various sites, I could let this one go. I think this is unhealthy
>>224070242I think it's like only legal in switzerland or some shit. which is why >>224070270 is black powder
>>224070279Whatever you did I'm sure they're over it unless you literally ruined their life
guns are for sissies
Out among the stars I sailWay beyond the moonIn my silver ship I sailA dream that ended too soonNow I know exactly who I am and what I'm here forAnd I will go sailing no moreAll the things I thought I'd beAll the brave things I've doneVanish like a snowflakeWith the rising of the sunNever more to sail my shipWhere no man has gone beforeAnd I will go sailing no more
dumb gamoposter
>>224070242A real man concerns himself not with what is legal, only with what is based.A real patriot has every right to install a CIWS on his lawn for home defense situations.
For actual self defense I'd want one of those tiny pistols that can easily be picked up quickly out of a nightstand or whatever.And I'm not a jackass so I wouldn't collect guns for fun
>>224070305Something you don't have to aim too hard, and won't overpenetrate walls and hit random people is most important.A shotgun is best but if you want handgun formfacot maybe the revolvers that shoot .410 shells would be ok
>>224070290I'm sure you're right, I just can't stand the thought though that I'd leave that chapter of my life the way that it is. I feel like my old business needs to be completed, rightly
>>224070305A 12 gauge pump shotgun is still the gold standard. I have picrel and it's great.
>>224070229>half-decadeif you apologize now it'll be the most awkward conversation of your life.
>>224070305For home defense it doesn't matter how big it gets. If your house is being invaded it could easily consist of multiple armed people and they'll be expecting a fight so you'll potentially need something that can reliably go through walls and bones. For everyday defense you just need something that can fit under clothes and put a hole in a junkie.
>>224070340ah, good point. And, if they reach out to me I don't know if I'll be ready to continue what we had
In Wawel Castle in Krakow they had these gun swords on display, and also a gun axe
The gun axe
I like the weapons room in Monteriggioni in AC2
>>224070383
please fill this out
>>224070395that is pretty kino, just reminded me I should probably play that game again.it was so comfy walking around at night.
>>224070395
I got to watch the guy I sit behind in class play roblox. Hopefully he keeps it up so I can be entertained when I zone out
>>224070396The tuffest FF protag
>>224070404holy fucking zoomer, go -ack pls
>>224070377>>224070383Those are pretty hoss
>>224070399FUCKING FILL IT OUT! FILL IT OUT NOW! I WANT REFERENCES TOO!
>>224070395the art gallery was pretty genius, I can't think of many games that let you do that.
>>224070399you have to set an appointment before you can fill that outbut before you set an appointment you have to fill that out
>>224070407WRONG
>>224070395https://youtu.be/N-oMNUnbtME?si=OXSqODiCNEBi4vmq
>holy fucking zoomer, go -ack pls
Phantasy Star Online always seemed cooler than Final Fantasy.
>>224070432>woahjakself-report, go -ack
Clive Rosfield has the most aura
>self-report, go -ack
My most autistic trait is that when I finish a video game I always put my guy in his home base area and then never touch that save again
>>224070446woahjak again
I wish I could get into daggerfall
a nice cold hamms
Order a pizza, I dare you
>>224070453That's not autistic, that's just being a good role player
>he doesnt have a going into games machine
>>224070453lol
>>224070458I'm almost done Skyrim, I bought Morrowind and am going to try it soon. I've already played and beat KOTOR so i don't think the 2002 graphics and game play will filter me
Weather should be nice this weekend, gonna make some nice steamed hams.
>>224070466I mean enjoy playing it I've watched playthroughs of daggerfall on YouTube
>>224070458you can if you have about half a pound of high grade cannabis.
>>224070484Drugs are not cool you know what is cool? Sobriety
>>224070477nono, I said PEARL JAMits a north american grunge band
>>224070466this was the one where he claimed malon smells like shit right
Getting tired of people who do heroin and cocaine talking about being "sober".Sober refers to alcohol. You don't just get to lump yourself in with someone who drinks too much, they're totally different levels. If you do heroin or coke you are the lowest of the low scum and should be relegated to the sewers for life.
>>224070505We should have large portions of society living in the sewers like in Futurama
>>224070471I think I got filtered by KOTOR. Don't remember how far I got but I know I did a few planets. I remember the Jedi Council and that one planet where you pretend to be Sith. I quit on the desert planet where you get HK-47
>>224070512Yes, we can call them "indians".
>>224070516The game play in KOTOR is so lame but the story and dialog and setting all made up for it for me, but that was easy since I'm a Star Wars nerd.Love KOTOR 2 as well
maybe i am simply much smarter and more handsome than you
>>224070505Cocaine is fine. It's actually really hard to get addicted to cocaine. And unlike other drugs it helps you be very productive, at least from what I've seen. They used to put it in soda.
>>224070524why would you want indians living?
Why yes, I did just finish watching 2 hours worth of MRE Steve videos. How could you tell?
>>224070471Make sure you know how Morrowind works otherwise you're gonna have a bad time
>>224070533Someone needs to clean out the fatbergs and cumrags and tampon logs that jam up our sewers periodically. I see no other creature more fit for the job than an indian.
>>224070505if you get addicted to alcohol you either have a low IQ or you're too lazy/timid to find a real drug connect. i used to buy morphine pills back in the day and i can definitely see how someone could get addicted to them, just sitting on your couch doing nothing is more fun than being on a roller coaster.
>>224070541What do you mean? I've heard the combat is clunky and there is "fatigue", and that there are no place markets for quests.Or is there something else I need to prepare for?
>>224070537you just told me, fuck boi
>>224070541It's an easy enough game to pick up and play. Maybe some bugfix patches might be worth installing but otherwise it is pretty intuitive
>>224070548I don't like your tone.
>>224070547just the combat. You can't go around slashing at will. You need to build up your levels and stick to your main weapon that you pick
>>224070558I'm going to be a mage
>>224070554not for me it wasn't. You're constantly missing your attacks unless you know how combat works.
tf2 is not fun because its never ever balanced and 1 try hard just ruins the whole game for everyone
>>224070562well the same stuff applies.
eating brioche bread slicespretty based 2bhI could use this shit to make a quadruple decker burger sandwiched between two quintuple burgers
Have to clean my brown teeth
>>224070574I only ever played Team Fortress Classic before they turned it into cartoon baby shit, get on my level fucknigga.
my teeth are yellow as fuck and i dont care because its natural, its how its meant to be
hello creampies
ai told me to play lunacid because i mentioned i liked kings field and i tried it and it SUCKS
>>224070588giga unc
withholding my posts until the new
>>224070575Okay thanksI'm sure I can figure it outI haven't played Oblivion either but I'll save that for later
>>224070597
have you played manhunt?
I'm a sweet pea
>>224070621Yes manhunt 2 was kino
>did someone say Mancunt?
>>224070627
i'm a sick fuck
>>224070646>>224070646>>224070646
who started letting troons into STEM