Jeff and Ghislaine edition
im black owned
you know how in lord of the rings the One ring adapts to fit the wearer right well what if when Bilbo took the ring home he put it on his cock like what would happen?would it make him have like evil horny thoughts or make him extra aroused or what would happen there? Would Sauron see him wanking? Like see through his cock so that if you looked down his willy you'd see the eye of Sauron. He had the ring for like 80 years there's no way he didn't do it at least once
>>224074043Sick evil mind
What's the ruby video where you get to see her arse in pyjamas please it's urgent
>>224074046grow up
>>224074064grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlO_3OVYkhsFucking doing an evil chud vampire shuffle to this
>>224074073*grows*
>>224074049corr i wonder what mental salary hes on
If she starts her PhD and then drops out because of mantal health, she’ll forever be known as a failed PhD-student as apposed to an Oxford graduate. Sure, she’ll be both but since she’s so online and academia is her whole raison d’être, guess which label is going to stick?
nibba name RAWDON
insurance as a concept just seems like a massive scam to be honest, it doesnt really make much economic sense
>>224074109Why do you care so much about the life of this random woman?
mad how there's almost zero covers of Viennayou'd think it would be one of those karaoke standards kind of thing
>>224074109She's in her 4th gap year, shes never getting a degree.
im needing bumblackified
i think im watching jav hd i think im watching jav hd i really thiiink soooo
>>224074113It is One of Warren Buffet's most lucrative holdings over the years
>>224074110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOiPg1ui_XU
>>224074109Ruby looks like my male cousin.
got a fat dick call it my white man's burden
I would do anything to be set economically and not have to work one day for the rest of my life
>>224074109she really isnt attractive is shedont understand the obsession
>>224074155Bet that's because you stick it to the man
>>224074177anything except work hard to achieve that
>>224074141ok
>thye really ithn't attractive ith thye>don't underthtand the obthethion
>>224074190y'know like that song
been having an awesome time tonight browsing this late 2000s era website about the brit Forces while binging beershttps://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Main_PageWhole thing sounds like it was written by Jeremy Clarkson
>>224074179her arse is :fire: :watergun: :eggplant:
>>224074177btc going to the moon
>>224074204needs blackified
off to bed
>>224074204the arse that launched a thousand shits
>>224074196fucking shit roaring
>>224074216hope the bedbugs bite
Putrid shit squealing
anyone fancy raping my arse?
>>224074216grim grim grim
i've been wanking too much need to give it a rest for a few days
average /brit/ poster when they see an unsucked aussie cock: >>224074227
feel like an alien among my peers because i spent my adolescence at home with no friends and they seem so much older and mature
sad because the aussies will be going to bed in a few hours /brit/ is grim without them
>>224074267fuck the lot of them
>>224074267don't worry, there's a really sad Aussie who is always around posting shit nobody cares about
applied for that job
You rape my arse I'll rape yours
Any jolly fat fellows in
>>224074267the real freakish ones stay up to post peter griffin edishes at 4am
I'd let an Australian man have sex with my girlfriend.
been listening to some of them wet leg songsdisgusting sex music
>>224074261i lucked out because all my fellow zoomies are immature and underdeveloped af
Did a quick sainsburys shop
>>224074279I'm blushing
>>224074287I'm fat but miserable and antisocial
>>224074267I've filtered their flag entirely. There was a time in the past where aussies were funny and had good banter, but that was like 10 years ago now. They're all spastic freaks just like the rest of the world in 2026.
trying something new today
average /brit/ poster when they see an unsucked aussie cock: >>224074267
>>224074319Are you a female
>>224074326who hurt bro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9b4LL3TMrvY
>>224074310pathetic little tranny shop, grow up
>>224074310bet your boyfriend will really enjoy whatever it is you're going to make with this
>>224074310oh youre woke are you
this retarded obsession with aussies is like weebism but for gammonsliterally just 'thing, australia’ :O
>>224074330Its just one poster really. The rest of us dont give a shit about aussies anymore
was lying in bed this morning thinking how cool it would be to be friends with the australian who makes family guy postswe could watch family guy together then post on /brit/ about it haha
australians own brit
>>224074310Don't see anything wrong with this haul to be honest
>>224074367actual seek help
>>224074363Bet you're a hit with the sheilas you miserable bastard
>>224074377You do indeed daddy
can't wait for this family guy forced meme to magically disappear around September/October of the new academic year
>>224074378There's nothing wrong with it.It's just obviously a woman
>>224074386he's so funny i love him so much
>>224074306im a zoomie too but everyone seems so much older never met the supposed autistic non drinker zoomers
Peter griffins
>>224074397What about the groceries implies they were picked out by a woman?
imagine peter griffin smoking weed lol
le cool and aloof aussie on le beach le bbq and banter!! xDDgrow up
Im more of a stewie
>>224074427>tofu>healthy smoothie>nectarines>zero meat>zero fun snacks
reposting australia's pics for those who missed them when they were asleep
average british 'male' vs average australian man
People who post tiny versions of images that were already posted > People who say "grow up"
two sugars in my tea cos im sugar and spice and all things nice ahah x
pretending to be schizophrenic on the internet by posting vague schizophasic memes stopped being funny in 2018
>>224074427it triggers them because the tofu implies they are vegan or something
>>224074485no it didn't
Been unemployed for a year and brother got an interview for being a postman within a week of starting him gap year so parentbergs are going to get even madder at me being a NEET because he'll probably get the job
I basically survive on Heinz Peppa Pig tinned pasta shapes and greek yoghurt
>>224074453I eat tofu and I have 13% bodyfat and can bench 2pl8
>>224074505being a postman sounds great apart from having to deal with dogsalways wanted to do it but don't want to get mauled by an XL bully type dog (there are plenty in this shithole)
>>224074508you and your whole country are dogshit posters
>>224074463Grow up poster has transformed and elevated the quality of /brit/ substantially over the past few months. He single-handedly ousted this /britfeel/ crossposting thats been going on. We owe a lot of thanks to this handsome lad, whoever he is.
>>224074508>Heinz Warrent Buffet says thanks
>>224074522Thought scary dogs were illegal in your country
>>224074505it's postperson
>>224074508lmao
i'm indian
>>224074557person of post
postthem
im a pop
second thing that stops me from being a postman is having to drive a van. not into that. cars are fine but hate driving vans.
>>224074436In my culture food is very importantAt times we 'barbecue' and add 'spices', ever heard of it? <3
>>224074588scsara7rfh
Postman Pat, whatever happened there
>>224074583my stepdad has been a postman for about 30 years and he does not know how to drive
Postperson PatPostperson PatPostperson PatAnd his Black and white cat
>>224074588scmreiang bri'ish people don't season they food!
>>224074588You also eat timtams every day, and tikka masala pie
>>224074594how many knee surgeries has he had
>>224074583there are postcars now
>>2240746100 i think idk
>>224074594does he live near the sorting office then>>224074610you really think walking a couple of hours a day is bad for you
>>224074588lol hahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahhaahjust never see british posts as funny as this
>>224074588
>>224074622like a 15 minute walk away
>>224074588ROARING done him
How do I stop having panic attacks every night
rorke
>>224074310wheres the meat?
gordon ramsay has made people kill themselves after calling their fat italian carb slop dogshit on kitchen nightmares USA
would grovel and worship at an Australian mans feetslobber on his toes
>>224074588absolutely annihilated that whinging fucking pom
get the bruce cocks suckedget the mid posts screenshotted
patiently waiting for the next aussie post
>>224074650everything is going to be okaythat thing you're worried aboutit doesn't matter
australia glazing hours have begun
>>224074650Deep breath in through the nose, slow breaths out through the mouth
>>224074657
>>224074622For 30 years? Yes. There has never been a time in history where people walk/jog/run endlessly for hours and hours every day for years of their life. The science and the history tm is not on your side, knaresborough jogging nonce.
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>For 30 years? Yes. There has never been a time in history where people walk/jog/run endlessly for hours and hours every day for years of their life. The science and the history tm is not on your side, knaresborough jogging nonce.
>>224074703s
not a single olympic runner has lived past the age of 70, isnt that weird
cody you ate all my freakin cheetos!
>>224074703fucking shagged him full force
>>224074719Don't think that's true
Chef Professor Jason Arday
>>224074727
>>224074674>>224074681Thank you.These helped.
>>224074719rober banister was 88
mental that this runt who hates running has been posting about this shit for at least 7 yearsmention running at any time of the day and he'll start waffling about how bad it is
>>224074703melted him down into a fine paste and flushed that fucker down the toilet
former runners/joggers live a grim existence with a mangled body, bedbound and in wheelchairs for the final years of their life.
Used to be this really nice little bar down the road from me, only space for about 15-20 people but a good lowkey vibe Now a group of gen z Indians have discovered it and if you've ever been around then you'll know how insufferable they areThey also replaced the nice eastern European bartender with a slightly aggressive trannyShame cause it really was a good spot
>>224074727scra
>>224074731
>>224074719well that's just false
>>224074742Whats even sadder if your gay little diary protest about it lmao
>>224074742jog on dickhead
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>>224074727roarnfwbs
>>224074719>Full name>Francois Robert de Castella>Born>27 February 1957 (age 69)Oh God oh fuck
love winding up the dollymongs on here. rattle their little cages and bring up their dolly roster ooooo diegoooooo heathermong
>>224074753
Why are they so mean to meg
i've got that norwood 3 vibeon the norwood 3 grind
>>224074787>ooooo diego>ooooo heathermong
>>224074703Judo'd that cunt into a spinebreaking hold.
>>224074798 she's a lovely girl. such a shame :(
>>224074800I'm 34 years old and have a norwood 0, I'm a shut-in freak you see
>>224074681Alri Mr. Miyagi
You guys are really funny
love how all the info for this answer comes from reddit
>>224074793Fuck Restore, we're NRP here on /Brit/
>>224074788
>>224074798sometimes peter is mean to meg, but really he loves her very much
>>224074827how are their knees?
he's having a meltdown because every sunday he blogs about running the same route around knaresborough park and nobody ever replies to him
>>224074827fucking shrieking
>>224074824well actually there are clearly citations from imdb and youtube aren't there
>>224074827is there one without retarded editing that doesn't induce seizures in epileptics
Why does the Piccadilly Circus line not pass through a circus?
>he's having a meltdown because every sunday he blogs about running the same route around knaresborough park and nobody ever replies to him
>>224074827cringelarp
asked chatgpt to make a pic of what id look like with a moustache and its made me look proper gaynever growing a moustache now
>>224074852it used before woke
>>224074841he's been doing it for 7 years, and has been regularly made fun of for 7 years, so he's invented a singular dolly in his schizomind to seethe about
>>224074858Burned him to a crisp so you have
*does the harlem shake*
>>224074849the editing is the meme you dunderhead
anyone else wanna fuck Marge
>>224074849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFj59VtyvT8>>224074860>actually does something>larpstay in your lane(childhood boxroom)
>>224074858him? done
can't show Tweenies nowadays, people would find out Milo is black-coded and call it woke
been chucking nicotine patches down the toilet and now its blocked fucks sake
>>224074890what have they done exactlyapart from dressing up in zesty suits and failing to march very well
>>224074890need a kkk cosplay threesome with middle and right women (i am black)
whys this guy having a melty about his national union of waiters video
>>224074885Would actually rather fuck Lois Griffin.
The Piccadilly line doesn't have circus in the name I was confused sorry
>>224074890screaming at that zesty freak on the left
The Amazing Digital Circus
is the lad who posted last night about "advice for people who want to program computers" around? he has to properly concede to me
concession's in the post
having a pint with my pad thai so it doesn't count as day drinking.work smarter not harder
>>224074943thanks mate
>>224074923this retard? sounds like a teenager who just started vibe coding.
Made a right pigs ear out of some upgrades I'm doing at work and now I'm spending my Friday sorting it out instead of doing the big pile of nothing I had originally intended. God I hope I don't fuck it up any worse. That'll teach me for not following the upgrade path chatgpt created for me.
My favorite is the "Bakerloo" line
>>224074943delivered by a guy with no knees on account of all the walking
>>224074909It actually is just a live action roleplay of 1930s NSDAP. This is their manifesto though, just a timid centrist party.
>>224074890Rufus Hound jumped on the antiwoke train but went a bit too far
>>224074954s
>>224074890imagine the competition for those 3 women
mad how tame impala is a beatles rip off
>>224074965sc
take the fucking piss
aah another beautiful day here on Earth. time to start furiously wanking myself off
might start making taking tiktoksseems like I could be making a lot of money just uploading absolute shite
>>224074977remember this fella went on and she flirted with him big time
>>224074978already had my jav fix today me
Say what you want. He's not wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlm55fXep9A>>224074909I just showed you a video of them marching to remember the fallen. Did you not just comment on the video without watching it?
>>224074988hull? HULL?
got workaholics on
gulping my arse
>>224074992They look like dorks bruh
2 meals a day. seems like the right number to me
>>224074992ts not tuff
she was cute, too bad she's a monster
>>224074965rufus houndnow there's a name you don't hear any more
>>224075012they are. saw them speaking and they all got that timid nasally nerd voice complete with stutter and lisp
>>224074890why do they look like they're about to do a shift at tescos in the 1970s
>>224075036squeal
>what have they done exactly>They look like dorks bruh>ts not tuff
That other gimp party with that moseley guy also looked like dorks. If you want to evoke nazis you need some swagger
>>224074788screm
>>224075036mad how you thought this was funny in your head
>>224074992The saviours of the white race.
I really just need to man up and kill myself already
>>224075036shroarking
>But those watching at home has slammed the studio audience of the Jeremy Paxman fronted show as 'rude' after she told them she has an NVQ in cleaning.going to uni to learn how to clean
now hes samefagging on the paedo botnet
Why do rightoidgoys think "they want to kill you and steal your shit" is an insult?
>>224075057alri yerbs
Check out the raddishes that grow in the volcanic soil of Kagoshima, Japan, lads.If I had a daikon that big I'd be smiling like that, too
>>224075051>easily identifiable>involved in public disorder that the government wanted to make an example of>at the front of an attack on police>wasn't arrestedanyone got a pair of sunnies? getting bright in here
>>224075051Watched that livestream for 99% there was a solid metre gap between the police and the crowd and every bloke at the front had a selfie stick out doing fuckall
scream
>>224074890>political uniformsThat's gonna get them in trouble, the JewK government introduced a law in 1936 to ban political uniforms
>>224075080do you know what an insult is pajeet
>>224075076you are schizophrenic
>>224075100
>>224075089They're too busy arresting people criticising Israel give them a break
>>224075088thats big isnt it
>>224075109lovely girl
jap women with thick thighs
>>224075105someone called you unfunny so you spammed your own replies, sad little boy on his school holidays
>>224075109not expecting racoon girl simping from australians baka
>>224075106lol i was literally thinking about this
>>224075131Shes cute
think ive been successfully brainwashed into finding her attractive now damn you
Alyssa Poo
Apparently theyve just found atlantis off the coast of sydney
tranny
>>224075125or more than one person finds your gay little social club embarrassing mate
>>224075165Imagine shagging both at the same time
>>224075161Hopefully we can turn Poo Peeland into the second Atlantis, soon
>>224075165cute
>>224075161think that's tasmania
>>224075161no waaaay
>>224075166You are a sad little boy with no friends spamming on 4chan, Adam. You are posting multiple replies under multiple flags on a website that bypasses the captcha and circumvents bans, this same website also hosts child sexual abuse.
>>224075165you can shag her but only if you shag him firstwould you
australians have plot armour in /brit/
>>224075207what the fuck are you even talking about you freak
>>224075266https://vocaroo.com/14W9kcvrZ3Cf
reading about king arthur
toil freaks really be freaktoiling right now (me)
didn't give you permission to stop posting
>>224075299
ngl i am NOT trying my best x
>>224075226Thumbnail looks like rekt
>>224075359no it doesn’t, be quiet
>>224075299>>224075344no need to scream
being a sensitive young man is so brutal because in my core I'm just a kind person who wants to love and be loved and explore the world but then I grew up and realised that everyone in the world is a faggot cruel piece of shit that'll be mean and tear you down for no reason
>>224075392you’re a good man brucie
>>224075392you don't sound nice you sound entitled
>>224075415>>224075428I don't know why it's so hard to simply be nice and polite to everyone as the default state of being until they actually do something to you, rather than be standoffish and aggressive for no reason.
>>224074827a black dress-shirt never looks good.
>>224075392ktimwhen i got pocket money i used to buy chocolate and share it with other kids at school so we could all enjoy it and i was the nicest person to everyone in my teen years helping people and being kind and stuffnow i'm an evil odious goblin of a man who detests everyone and would delight in the entire planet beign struck by a meteor
>>224075392ktimAustralians are particularly bad. They're all friendly and how's it going until you inconvenience them slightly
they pin me down and piss in arse
Odds another Tesco CornettoEvens brush my teeth
>>224075449i was being sincere, don’t assume malice in every post lad
>>224075502bro doing the thing he accuses other people of doing
>>224075502that post was more directed at the other guy, thank you for the kind words
>>224075500Cor I nearly said dubs and then something mad like do drugs or something, that was close
Keep buying corn chips to make nachos and end up eating them plan meanwhile the opened salsa and sour cream in the fridge gets closer and closer to expiry
sir spain freak
>>224075569>>224075569>>224075569
>>224075534>>224075534
>>224075578beat you, idiot
>>224075603check the time bruce
