chinese milfs edish
>>22407681444 contains a number of years therefore it is possible for her to be 44 and to have been around for years.
key stage 3
So grim when you see videos inside clubs and there's like 40-50 year olds thereFucking grow up
glam gyaldem
>>22407925568% of England will be over 60 by 2045.never realised just how many people are old
>>224079253can you stop being le ironic paedophile please mate
>>224079255I'm 32 and wouldn't go to a club. I feel like a dusty old unc at work, surrounded by zoomers.
>>224079255not grim at allthey just aren't grotty little misanthropic incels like you who cope about being loner freaks by hating fun
>>224079274What a fucking nightmare. Need something like Spanish flu
Sir El Nino
>>224079273looks like she been on the ol' ozempicshe wasn't that fat before either but I can understand it if you're a young woman making a lot of money, why not take the jab
blud responded to a 2 hour old reply
The average house price needs to fall by 50%>b-b-but muh housing value!Housing wealth is fake. Total Boomer Death.
>>224079297sir fernando torres
Professor Jason Arday
get the pensioners raped
>>224079312It was a 1 hour and 45 minute old reply actually
mental how many yanks post here under british flags to fit in
>>224079253
people who were toiling before I joined: respectable colleagues people who joined after me: illegitimate, chancers
diddy kong
>>224079340grow up horrid boy
>>224079295Straighten your spine out love FFS
boomers are the most cruel and selfish people in human history
>>224079347ktim
Mad how much of a literal nobody Andy burnham isThis is the kind of thing you'd expect from a lesser nation, like Sloveniawhom we are no better than, these days
>>224079373looks gen X to me
My work have got these data protection things on so I can't log in to my Gmail from my work laptop but I can still log into Google docs on it so I'm just going to copy and paste all their sensitive documents into my docs. Or I would do that if I cared in the slightest.
do people born in the mid-late 1960s ('64-'69) count as boomers?
>>224079389google it
mousenoncehttps://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1vuccus/squirrel_stages_accident_for_attention/
>>224079381weird esl structured post
>>22407938964 is the official cut off but ultimately anyone older than me is a boomer and anyone younger is a zoomer
just flossed my teeth the gunk that came out STUNK
>>224079389aren't you bored with essentially meaningless questions like this now?
>>224079373They know they don't have much time left x
>>224079384same shit
>>224079417leave him aloneif he doesnt post he has to self harmhe has mental health problems
loads of blokes only work like dogs because they are boring and cant think of other things to do with their time. its not admirable, its just sad.
>>224079406love to punt that cunt straight into the french doors
>>224079437scr
>>224079299I think she's natty, she's been running and performing at troupe shows. and while losing weight she still can't shift her chubby belly completely. reckon with ozempic it's easy to go skelly>>224079337fern dollying frieren up x
>>224079432I'm boring and can't think of anything else to do with my time but also don't work like a dog. Now what?
>>224079369Ill straighten her spine
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING REELS AND SHORTS ABOUT JOE ROGAN TALKING ABOUT FOOD SET TO PHONK MUSIC WHEN I ONLY WATCH VIDEOS ON SCIENCE AND ANIMALS!!!DO NOT REPLY WITH SOME SMARMY FUCKING REPLY BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED
bro asking the girl he's fucking to "straighten your spine" instead of "arch it"
Think people (and i use that word lightly) who defend Jeffrey Epstein, harvey weinstein, and woody allen should be thrown in a woodchiper
>>224079454groom any more children online this week lad?
>>224079456you'll do nothing
>>224079455It isn't a contradiction for both kinds of people to exist
>>224079454>I think she's not on ozempicadmirable but if I'm being honest I think any lifelong fats with money behind them who suddenly transition to slim and trim are on the jab. I'm not saying it can't be done natty but for me the more probable scenario is someone hopping on the jab.
/brit/ is so negativei don't really enjoy posting here
>>224079483same as the last time you asked, just that likkle mong named dtfic
was just laying in bed scrolling mindlessly on my phone there. i get it, very comfy activity
>>224079235Love 'emFor me, it's Fei-Fei Li
>>224079454
>>224079505there are a couple of aggressive posters who turn everything into an argument. in fact i'm pretty sure judging by his style of writing it's mostly adam picking fights with everyone.
>>224079429he's 61, 2063 is in 37 years, he could live to 98, how long is long dead? he seems to be aiming for 70
>>224079519Just not an attractive face, you're mental.
so that is a yes then
>>224079235>hello, anon, i'll be performing your massage todayi'd faint on the table
PO
just dont understand animetried watching it but thought it was ridiculous and didnt get how adults could watch it
>>224079523it's always so jarring and hurtful whenever one of them replies to me and says something mean :(
>>224079484you don't know me
>>224079545Would just like to thank you for being the bane of all schizos dtfic, you're an honourary brit in my eyes mate.
>>224079523mindraped
>>224079337>>224079353>>224079454>>224079521>tranime in the big '26
library(n.)place for books, late 14c., from Anglo-French librarie, Old French librairie, librarie "collection of books; bookseller's shop"erudition(n.)c. 1400, "instruction, education," from Latin eruditionem (nominative eruditio) "an instructing, instruction, learning,"education(n.)1530s, "child-rearing," also "the training of animals," from French education (14c.)university(n.)c. 1300, universite, "institution of higher learning," granting license to teach and other higher degrees; also "body of scholars and other persons associated for the purpose of study," from Anglo-French universitécollege(n.)late 14c., "organized association of persons invested with certain powers and rights or engaged in some common duty or pursuit," especially "body of scholars and students within an endowed institution of learning," also "resident body of ecclesiastics supported by an endowment," from Old French college "collegiate body" (14c.) and directly from Latin collegium "community, society, guild,"arse(n.)"buttocks, hinder part of an animal," Old English ærs "tail, rump," from Proto-Germanic *arsoz (source also of Old Saxon, Old High German, Old Norse ars, Middle Dutch ærs, German Arsch "buttock")beer(n.)alcoholic drink made from grain (generally barley), infused with hops and boiled and fermented, Middle English ber, from Old English beor "strong drink, beer, mead," cognate with Old Frisian biar, Middle Dutch and Dutch bier, Old High German bior, German Bier; a West Germanic word of much-disputed and ambiguous origin.fight(v.)Old English feohtan "to combat, contend with weapons, strive; attack; gain by fighting, win" (intransitive; class III strong verb; past tense feaht, past participle fohten), from Proto-Germanic *fe(u)hta (source also of Old High German fehtan, German fechten, Middle Dutch and Dutch vechten, Old Frisian fiuhta "to fight")
despy hooves on the warpath
>>224079295good big arse isnt it
Professor jason deadgay
>>224079575fuck wrong gif its over
>>224079595...yh
>>224079589explain
Sorta want to banter with englishmen in a pub. Them ribbing me as the “crazy yank.”
>>224079373Carmongs are braindead scum
scoliosis + bubble butt is god tier
>>224079576not sure what youre talking about but youre welcome i guess
mr prime minister sir i'm afraid the country has run out of mint aeros
Hides /brit/ posts with more than N lines:4chan.org##.replyContainer.postContainer:has(blockquote:has(br:nth-of-type(N))):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>224079490No I literally mean what should I do? Now what? Please?
>>224079630that is lordosis thoughbeit
>>224079630when she give you that skullyosis
Knocking off early to go meet my parents in Stratford on Avon for the weekend Ironed my shirt and had a shave, don't want them to see what a ghoul I usually am left to my own devices
>>224079630chest: flat, arse: fat, tummy: tight
football's back today
dtfic is so cute
>>224079643this guy is a hacker
>>224079589Yeah you're welcome
Ratatat - Loud Pipes
>>224079651lol yeah meant lordosis
>>224079700my gf
>>224079654Nice walk along the river, Shakespeare's old house is just an old house. Pubs are good, have fun.
>>224079654shakespeare is from there
>>224079685shit was a banger back in the day
the joke is he is horny
>>224079700I can do this
>>224079682For what? Introducing your gay little feminine institutions to us natives who just liked to fight and drink. Fuck off
need a natasia demetriou gf
come on sonja lets be appalling
it's Stratford upon Avon not Stratford on Avon
>>224079654>wearing a shirt outside of workare you over 50?
fucked it
woke up with no energy
>>224079589:)
>>224079755get youngthroats on
avon means river
>>224079711Cheers really looking forward to it, seeing some Shakespeare while we're there of course>>224079750It's linen so more casual not a dress shirt
yo cody i was gonna go round mr duberdale’s house to fix his faucet but he doesn’t have any root beer so i guess i’ll just study for math class with my library card
>>224079643you'll miss out on some absolutely cracking essays though
>>224079743your opon
Do you think Rubes has a hairy fanny?
>>224079778Quite enjoy this gimmick
>>224079778braden dude duberdale is a lame-wad child molestOR
>>224079778i say this
leftypol washing his halal tofu
>>224079778too contrived but duberdale is funny so solid 6/10 cody post
Who we voting for in 2029 then? x
>>224079797yh
Got called a perfume ponce in Wetherspoons
>>224079521ear meaty
>>224079785I don't really filter anything tbf I just write them as a mental exercise.
>>224079829Magpie party
i have never had a girlfriend :/
its ok niggaI got that WEED CARD
>>224079588remember where you are
>>224079848I have point ears too
right well I think the diarrhoea has ended but it is still brewing inside, I can't push it out yet though
>>224079829By 2029 I'll hopefully be living in a nice white area with a restore candidate to vote forIf I'm still in hackney I'll kill myself in front of the town hall
>>224079406this video is like 10 years old how did it get so many upvotes
>>224079873BRRRAAADDDLLLEEEEYYYOOOOOOOO
Rebirth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgtOM_CgVq8
>>224079797shes got it shaved into a racing stripe
>>224079867
My American self insert OC is called Brandon Troy Martinez III
>>224079867ive had several
>Prince Harry and his fellow claimants must pay millions to the Daily Mail after a judge today ruled their doomed hacking case was pursued in a way that was ‘unreasonable to a high degree’.>The Duke of Sussex, Baroness Lawrence, Sir Elton John and the others have seven days to pay the first £9,544,355, the High Court ordered.
>>224079914fagpie
>>224079829bojo of course
>>224079847is there "i fuck arses" scribbled on the bog wall?
what's a good film that's come out in the last 5 years that I haven't seen that I can download and watch tonight?
>>224079901This nigga is like 25 right how do you have deep set wrinkles that early in life?
>>224079933acrthat's him.done
>>224079407Illiterate
what are livery companies and how do i join one
Sunglasses from oakley. High like Fuji. I wonder if you're lonely. I wish you would touch me.
right well those are just nazis arent they?
>>224079914was just saying this down the local wildlife trust
>>224079964explain the function of those commas
>>224079873um based
>>224079914what's the magpie party's stance on the triple lock?
>>224079876umm
where the fuck is that fucking cunt Diego the kiddy-fiddler (sorry, just watched Alley Cats!)
>>224079949Brian and Charles
>>224079983donald trumping
>>224079991please don't be offensive
"Fagpie" made him delete his post omds
>>224079456H'oh!
>>224079991haha splendid. we all need to support Ricky in all of his endeavours
>>224079989what ;-;
>>224079933>fagpiehooting
>>224079972more neek italian fascists, but they might as well be
>>224079991who was your favourite alley cat
>fagpie>[Deleted]
fagpie
right well that post was immediately hidden
feels so weird living in someone else’s house
>>224079630Reminds me of Ana de Armas
right, that's tim's knob
>>224080033tim maaaaate
>>224079935mmhm
>>224079576faggot
>>224079972They're a bunch of LARPers who'll end up getting shut down for violating the Public Order Act with their cringe uniformed marches
hello, my name is john johnson, i'm from houston texas, i like watching the superbowl and listening to country music, god bless the brave united states army serving in the middle east.
>>224080050It's getting past the house smell and their weird cutlery
honestly never noticed before that Tim is completely smooth down theregenuinely not a single hair
Sort of wondering why literally every brown person in Manchester doesn't want people recordingI get not wanting to be on camera but fucking hell they're chronic with it
>>224079972why are they using the treyarch logo
fatpie
>>224080073he has a terrific gay porn body
>>224080077theyre illegals
>>224080107well they're always getting arrested and not sent back so can't be that illegal
eeyyyyyy oeeyyyyyyyyyy odaylight come and me wan' go home
>>224080077probably think their souls get trapped in the phone or something, deeply superstitious people they are
got the heating on and alllove it x
>>224080116its a political decision not to deport illegals despite them breaking the law. our government hates us you see
>>224080097do you think he goes to a little chinese lady to get it waxed off?
>All these endless rebrands of the same failed ideology. Restore. Reform. Advance. All these Tory rebrands are British politics version of political pagpag Nigga spitting
>>224080033am crine timmy's lil peckerwood
on easter almost a decade ago a boy in my class posted an edit of trump being hugged by jesus or as jesus i cant remember but all the black girls were on his case as soon as the holidays were over
>>224080121remember once when a girl in my secondary school died and her family were appealing to everyone to delete all pictures of her without her hijab they have of her on their phones or she won't get to heaven or some shit
>>224080145no idea why leftypol worships these horrible bizarre people
Laughing out loud in my childhood bedroom at how retarded women are
i wonder if there would be so much superstition about climate change if the planet was cooling down instead of heating up.
>>224080143I wish that was me
>>224080145Portrait of Dorian Gray type shit
Lord almighty look at Trump's hand
doctor poo
>>224080157why do you believe this bizarre lie
>>224080145i would have posted an image of it repeatedly online
>>224080161>superstitiongonna be really hot next year mate
>>224080077ones on nights out in town prob don't want to be recorded doing drinking related activity. subconsciously they are aware of haram
>>224080185because muslims are that strange
>>224080137the dentist does it
Bladee City, but it's Drain CityPaid 50 so my face pretty
>>224080194i meant denial, soz, i'm kind of slow today.
right might get on the gay porn
>>224080209scream
>>224080145F, why did she die?
>>224080138This mong loves comparing himself to Hitler despite having negative charisma lmao
>>224080204what
>>224080220Car crash if I rememberLiterally the only person in the car who died lol
>>224080161think we'd be in a much worse spot tbqh
>>224080186that's classy
>>224080178unc is dying
>>224080227look mate if you're going to pretend to be a retard and not understand extremely simple english then im just not going to bother with you
>>224080205they only do scale n polish at mine not cock waxing
>>224080245what
>>224080229that's not a laughing matter mate
>>224080243we're all dying
>>224080229sad :(
>>224080239white puss today x
>'No survivors' after plane with 8 aboard crashes in Alaska: OfficialsBane?
The future of the nation is in good hands
>>224080245why does>because muslims are that strangecause you to>believe this bizarre liethat>leftypol worships these horrible bizarre people
>>224080077what happened?
>>224080269right.......
>>224080280well its not a lie
>>224080269why are their suits so poorly tailored theyve gotta be glowies
>>224080269state
>>224080269when a natural twink fights his nature this is what you get
No, women probably don't orgasm from being hit in the ovaries. Hitting the ovaries or punching them can lead to bruising (painful) and maybe infertility
just get on it already
>>224080269british tony soprano
>>224080269Wholesome Homer SimpsonGlasses Qt Handsome moustache doble breastChin beard three piece
>>224080226lolthose trench coats make him look like a fag
>>224080253the cock is a form of tooth
>>224080269Would love to dress like a bag of shit and sit near her and let her become fully convinced that she can save me th
>>224080269can't be stopped
>>224080300why does>because muslims are that strangemake you believe>leftypol worships these horrible bizarre peoplewhich you think isn't a lie (it is)
>>224080269state of those suitsI would eat that lass' arsehole if she wanted me to though.
>>224080322reckon they ran a train on her?
Dr House had a birthday!!! YIIIPEE!!!
HE HAS CUM IN HIS PANTSHE'S RELEASED SEMEN IN HIS JEANS
>>224080349no they are all virgins
>>224080322why is richard herring involved and why are they dressing like they're in father brown
>>224080285cor
lick the back of your handlet it dry then give it a sniffdoes it smell?
fritz fischer was right
>makes /brit/ seethe
>>224080356Is this from something or just me yesterday lolol
>>224080343its not a lie
>>224080386why is their photographer so short
All my calls are done for the day
>>224080386I'm so fucking angry at this!!!
>>224080386They're based and have a lot of qtsMight join
toilfu went past in a car with her bf and when we locked eyes she gazed at me like she'd just seen a famous celebrity. Why tf won't she leave him for me when she looks at me like that
>>224080386Guy on the left is wearing a nappy or has type 1 diabetes (not enough disambiguation (it's still worth noting that he might be wearing a nappy)
fucking love english girls
Tim is going to the dentist today
they're trannies
>>224080404you keep dodging the question very interestingwell, I accept your concession
All my poos are done for the day
>>224080407Hi? Hiiiii And/or:Today, some woman was talking about barking. I can't bark though I know. Ehe
it's them
>>224080428Tim is going to end up obese
>>224080415what do they want
>>224079630yeah i'd fuck her
>>224080435no im not. im correct your fault statement.but ive seen what youre doing before, youre the one conceding defeat. bye then
>>224080418>oh gary did you see that creep we just drove past, he's obsessed with me, he's always staring at me at work>you want me to batter him babe?>no don't bother he's just pathetic
you niggas are clowning the only party that can save your island from becoming a caliphate
>>224080356Honestly I would probably spaff in 10 seconds if a mixed race girl was daggering on my crotch
>>224080420He's wearing lifts for sure.
>>224080468which one is that cody
>The seven claimants who have been ordered to pay an initial £9.5m in the coming week are Prince Harry, Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish, Sir Simon Hughes, Sadie Frost, Liz Hurley, and Baroness Doreen Lawrencedon't mess with the best
>"Your documents please mate."
>>224080464the esl strugglepost
>>224080468i probably agree with everything they say but they do look a bit silly. its not the 30s
god these rebirth women are pure sexmight pretend to be racist to shag some nazi pussy
>>224080309I hit the side walls
>>224080376smells like cum
>>224080428Mad how much weight he's gained yet his head dent hasn't resorbed itself
>>224080487well thats definitely you conceding defeat lol
>>224080468If you're not a retard you'll vote restore, it's a pressure group not a proper party so its just a placeholder for an actual far right party.Admit I used to take the piss out of it when it all started but Lowe is regularly polling around 4-5% now.
>The judge ruled that he was making an exceptional order to force the Duke of Sussex and others to pay up to £34.5m in costs incurred by the newspaper group because of the way the case had been brought - including unsupportable claims that top executives from the group had lied to the Leveson public inquiry.i'm sure the taxpayers will pay for it
>>224080486dad's army reboot?
Can't find the yank post from yesterday and it slipped my mind at the time but you can't insult her ovaries it hurts them
there's been a lot of concessions recently, why don't we have a debate WITHOUT seeking to 'win' it hmm?
>>224080498what zero pussy does to a mf
>>224080269dysgenic runts
>>224080467she's already confessed her infatuation with me lad, keep up
>>224080498miss her
>>224080498>"might pretend to be racist to shag some nazi pussy!"
>>224080486So based
they've leaked the ending of gta, apprently the fella becomes trans and they get lesbian married
>our own king isn't even a billionairethis is embarrassingemasculatingwe all sissy boys for being the subjects of someone who can't crack a measely billion
>>224080506don't have a melty please you've embarrassed yourself already
>>224080499All this stuff is telling me is that I did have sex so stop it
>>224080506>im correct your fault statement.scream
>>224080486Why are they splitting into multiple right wing parties instead of joining Restore
>>224080451he already is
>>224080526yjk they all hoped they would get to shag her
lmao this dude shorter than me
your ovaries are rubbish
where is she
>>224080541did you folx change your money? we didn't. still have lizzy on the obverse
>im correct your fault statement.
>>224080554Restore are zionists just like the rest of them
>>224080526hwl
>>224080548i think youre the one having a melty actually >>224080552yeh bit lazy on my part. didnt even have to type properly and still easily defeated that gimp. mental
new>>224080581>>224080581>>224080581
>>224080588you know you've been done and others have picked up on it too
>>224080554Restore what preserve/conserve what? Maybe they should get more Pakis on the team to get brown shits votes
Might go for a walk and later read a book.