this is the one
>>224090591
May god punish england
latexmong in shambles
>>224090555omg hi Dr House!!!
right well you've done me there haven't you
fajitassizzlin
>>224090596
maiden 88 is way better than live after deathfucking dadberg is retarded
You fucking touch me and I'll rip you apart.
>>224090600need to wait for the new thread to force your fetish on us x
Who the hell is el niño
>>224090620don't give me ideas x
>>224090555
think i've got Lupus :/
>>224090629Never you mind. Just be worried by it, that's all you need to do.
CALLATE PINCHE
rorke grunting and straining as he tries to go super saiyan to fight his stepdad
>>224090629The baddie from the film drive
>>224090670The perfect woman
>>224090629eres tu
havingalaf
>>224090670bewbz
corrrr so that's what they look like
GET BACK TO SCAMMING
>>224090629Jose nińo?He's an excellent journalist
>>224090670as a prank we shuold mkae her date diego lol
rorke turning up to fresher's week wearing this
God doesn't exist.
cheeky early new https://tattle.life/threads/gary-eats.51273/page-26https://tattle.life/threads/gary-eats.51273/page-26https://tattle.life/threads/gary-eats.51273/page-26
>>224090742no shit
those vegan fags are live! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZQJmXQv8SY
>>224090719>>224090749Aura.
>>224090742how do you know
>no shit
>>224090752swear he used to be alright but he has turned into a knob I dunno why
...oh god
>>224090806Fame goes to their heads and they get too big for their boots.
germans love frogposting don't they
little meme before bed might abuse some benzos woke won't like it but i love one as a fortnightly treat
I ride the cum line to work every morning and then float down the thames on the way backlive downstream, you see
>>224090819frog hunting as well.
>>224090819deutsch is riddled with that shite
>tfw rorke tries to approach you in the club during freshers
>>224090809that's that nonce shopped to thames valley police
>>224090742how so
You are hereby officially invited to my huge party at CLUB BIG ONE , dutch anon has brought chips and cola for all guests Feel free to help yourselves , DJ BIG ONE will start his session at 9pm local timeMOVE DAT BIG BODYPRE-PARTY HAS ALREADY STARTEDLOCATION: >>224081517 >>224081517 You are hereby officially invited to my huge party at CLUB BIG ONE , dutch anon has brought chips and cola for all guests Feel free to help yourselves , DJ BIG ONE will start his session at 9pm local timeMOVE DAT BIG BODYPRE-PARTY HAS ALREADY STARTEDLOCATION: >>224081517 >>224081517
diego would've loved this god discussion but he's not here
>>224090823>might abuse some benzosi had a seizure withdrawing of benzosnot fun, but i lived, bitches
I went for a drive this morning at 10 AM. The roads were full of biomass going who knows were. The censuses underreport the populations and unemployment rates by a factor of at-least 3.
theres 4 cross board linksyet how many were hovered over? 0.
GAY PORN!IS NICE!
>>224090839in my defence i was younger than her when it aired
>>224090870>The censuses underreport the populations and unemployment rates by a factor of at-least 3.would love it if you showed your work, mr leaf
remember when I was in freshers and a girl aid to me "you look like you like to eat baked potatoes" so I just walked away back to my halls of residence and cried and cried and never went out again for the next three years of uni
Enjoying publicreminders right now ok
Never seen a more obvious autist than Gary Eats
really miss the ai gherkin pics and videos really funny they were
>>224090888yeah yeahget in the nonce vanstraight to wandsworth
Gonna take 2 lorazepam then be anxious about running out of lorazepam for when I am anxious when it wears off.
>>224090864no more than once every two weeksclonazepam onlythat's my little benzodiazepine trick not worse than booze or alchy withdrawals likedon't know why woke makes such a big deal about benzos & opioids when they just work >>224090897id just get a bit autistically stressed in the club so id sneak out and buy a kebab and walk around the city a bit drunk
>when you reject Rorke and clip related marches down your estate
>>224090924you can get banned for posting them unfortunately
>>224090864How much were you taking and how do you deal with anxiety now?
>you look like you like to eat baked potatoes
>>224090937just died from epilepsy
>>224090937did they put the effects on or is it a joke
>>224090931>no more than once every two weeksi think i was necking a 1mg xanny bar at the height of it, possibly with some diazepams mixed inthat was back when i posted on /britfeel/ and there was this lad gorillachan who put on a movie every fridaygood times
You can colour my lifeUntil it fits with your own
>>224090947why would you get banned for that
>>224090937howl
>>224090948The UK used to stand for United Kingdom, now it stands for Unbelieveable Krimewave
>>224090969not me, I've never been banned
>>224090964i think it's genuinely supposed to look cool
i remember when some chubby blonde girl approached me during freshers and asked me if i surfed when i said i was from cornwalli said yes and she said that's really hot and she asked me if i found her hot and i said no and walked off awkwardly
>>224090992trying to copy blacksun edits I guess, done poorly
>>224090895they are showering
I have a big poopy butt and I like to wipe my poo butt and sniff it
>>224090952as stated, about 1mg bar an evening with some diaz/valiums mixed in now, i don't need them, just abusing them because my life was shit
>>224091001Chad autist
>>224090987congratulations, you just made the worst joke in this thread
>>224090967clonazepam wouldn't have done thatonce in a blue moon for a nice little sleeponly need to nibble a littleprobably have a bit tonight
>>224091001horrid little oaf
no amount of propaganda will make me like biomass, women, jews or queers
>>224091036i didn't know how to handle the situation
>>224091038What about money
I wish I were 16 listening to Slipknot and playing xbox
>>224091024Not that anon but I think it's a Brass Eye reference
>>224091038i like a bit of biosphere megood ambientright now im listening to lil wyte and posting about clonazepam woke wants it banned
>>224091053for me, it was rammstein soad and slipnkotplaying gears and project 8 on the 360great, FANTASTIC, times
>>224091024It's from Brass Eye fat cunt
I have just watched part of his latest video, and frankly I am appalled. He was in Padstow reviewing a fish and chip shop, owned by the same people who own the two pasty shops. The same pasty shops which Danny v food reviewed.The title of Gary's video, says he was "thrown" out of the fish an chip shop, because of their previous visits and comments about the food ect. He mentioned that TripAdvisor had been bombarded with one star reviews for the pasty shop, because of Danny's visit. He did at least say that this is the wrong approach.So Gary puts on a ridiculous wig, and allegedly goes to the fish & chip shop, where he is asked to leave. This supposedly happened off camera. So he made a very poor attempt at humour, at the expense of the owners of the pasty and fish & chip shop.I don't know if you or any of your cronies read Gary, but since you teamed up with Danny, your integrity, if you ever had any, has plummeted. You have gone right down in my estimation.
everyone i've ever known that's liked using benzos recreationally has being a complete retard. don't know if that's just a coincidence but it's my lived experience
/brit/ is like an all-year Edinburgh Festival mixed with Mrs. Brown's Boys
>>224091058don't help the yanks it'll just give them false hope
>>224091082now he's going to post something like>just because it's a reference doesn't mean it wasn't a shit jokeor something
>>224091024fuck off
i need fashion advicewhat trousers do i get
>>224091086that's the trickyou don't use them recreationallyyou have a little clonazepam for a little sleep aid once in a little blue moonnice little uninterrupted napwoke wants me waking up to listen to johhny seagull making his woke call to prayer at 2am
imagine not watching brass eye
>>224091113green or tan chinosyou won't go wrong
Daily reminder to stay away from blacks.
>>224091113
>>224091126Mrs. Brown's Boys betterMore perceptive and subtle
>>224091165>perceptive and subtlesounds pretty jewish to me.
>>224091177brown
>>224091184anglos & jews run the world
>>224091196
>>224091113COS wool trousers
>>224091151the "state security service, please surveil me" fit
>>224091212female eyes with hairy cheeks, how strange
>>224091237
>>224091215quite nice
Used to have demons, but we're homies nowUsed to be on some shit, but it's over now
i do not want them here
Very important viewing for all native Brits. Mute the footy. put down the curry and beer and give them a watch, it will change your life for the better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qatRXIoYZUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W0Y7AsB8zQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlm55fXep9Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWqrPPqSl3Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGwXqiOCYDk
about to enter the sleepy zonestay the fuck out of my sleepy war path
>>224091299grow up
>>224091297still looks good with brown eyesand you can't see her tits which is her best feature
>>224091297
>>224091299take it from a former addicthave a fucking plan to get off this vile muck and get on that plan asap
>>224091299back in my day we just said aff tae bed
this is the one thing we didn't want to happen
reaffirm britain
>>224091299How much did you take
>>224091321
coventry won't win the league
>>224091364stockport county will win the league
been feeling under the weather so not out tonight. Might have a few glasses of wine and watch Rush Hour with the hound instead
>>224091315>>224091324>>224091327knew woke wouldn't like that .... going to have a good sleep .... get up and enjoy some coffee and amphetamine .... way we would back before woke took over .... its the kids i fear for .... >>224091352just a little .... 0.5mg nibble .... all we need .... not a hand out generation we know how to make do ....
>>224091370Stockrorke county sorry
>>224091379youve got a hound?
>>224091324LOL clonazepam is light work get a grip u fucking poof
>>224091370wednesday win that one sorry
>>224091396supported by the cheadle militia
hmmm... feel like it's only a matter of time before girlfriendberg discovers this...
Hannah rickets is fiiiiiit
That's the paki pizza booked
>>224091385“Sleepy state” from… 0.5mgGet a grip
>>224091413seek help
>>224091417Thank you for supporting your local rape gang!
Drugs are for mongs, just drink alcohol like a normal person.
>>224091397just a dog innit. goes woof and arf
Anyone here in a union?
>>224091413you can delete that stuff u no
feels like all a man needs to get a woman to marry is a job
Shitport United
just don't like looking at biomass to be honest
Television……Tell A Vision……the aryans have been fooled by secret Judaic messaging yet again…
Listening to Bladee in my dingy childhood bedroom. Crying.
>>224091432Oh you're seething lol
>bbc reporter chinese hotel sex cctvscreaming
>>224091439yh yorkshire union of rorkes
>>224091428the two week tolerance protocol does me right .... plus i don't weigh much .... keep myself efficient ....
>Oh you're seething lol
IS 32 inches too big for a computer monitor
>>224091455Pepsi.
>>224091465nigga called wanking
>>224091473this particular jak is probably the funniest
>>224091465>wanqingthought this was edited
Made for BOC
>>224091441they're bookmarks mate
>>224091465corr my lucky day
>>224091465I don't care if it's gets broadcast to millions at least I had sex
>>224091465more like Wanking Zhang lmao
having a wanq
>>224091493you can delete them
>>224091482>>224091490fecally in a state that would be considered "screaming"
>>224091477you may have to move it a little farther away than usual
>>224091497
ngl .... i love nigerian women ....
>>224091473Indirect posting now? A pizza post made you meltdown
>>224091524Oh you're seething lol
>>224091465scrr
Well lads, my other cat died today (I posted about my cat dying back in June). He was old fella at 18 years just like his brother. Feels weird no longer being a cat dad after 18 years. They've been with me my whole adult life. RIP Socks and Pebels.
>>224091490>>224091509>>224091510>>224091514>>224091534Facebook humour
>>224091530Oh you mad
>>224091543:( RIP
>>224090742I am literally god
>>224091521that black pussy so goodyou thinking of going there sometime? I'd love to but I don't have any mates to go with
0.5mg in my system man im feeling kinda strange >>224091543rip lad
>>224091552Matthew likes this
>>224091521wearing tights
Help yourselves lads, there's plenty to go around!
>Oh you mad
>>224091511ysah but i wank to them
I invented some of those gimmicks btw
>>224091574*takes 6*
>>224091543hugs xmy catberg is not long for this world, not looking forward to it
>>224091576well remember them in your head or something idk
>>224091578i invented the 'i invented that gimmick' gimmick btw
>>224091439Yes hello
>>224091578>>224091558>>224091524>>224091576>>224091511>>224091397you'll do nothing
>>224091564it's paul wall baby
Why do the "patriots" chant shit like "who the fuck is Allah"
>>224091576why do you wank to the bbc porn
>>224091561Reckon its easy to pull out there or do they have quite a conversative culture where theyd get hanged if they shagged a white boi
>>224091594Nice. It's a good one.
>>224091611grow up ffs
>>224091616i invented this gimmick actually.
leftypols whip
Spurs will compete this season
>>224091607um dunno really anymore, just a habit
>>224091624Not a gimmick though is it?FOY
I invented every gimmick
>>224091649>FOYi invented that
>>224091645niggas driving a couple of playstations
>>224091619black pussy makes my bwc grow up
>>224091595Why did you join it and which one or type if you don't want to say
I was the first bloke to post in fully lowercase back in 2009
>>224091660>I
>>224091660I'm trans btw if that matters
my dad invented the jump shot
i invented gimmicks as a metaphysical concept
>>224091611nah I reckon it's a lot easier to pull than hereI'd really love to goI just don't want to be a weirdo who goes alone but I think I'll have to while I'm still youngish
>>224091683Rorke: Endgame
>>224091659As insurance in case of any HR issues and also wanted to have voting rights on pay dealsThe union is Prospect
right well that's the half bottle of voddy down(wasn't enough)but i've got to go butchers tomorrow anyway(then get another full bottle of voddy)then cook some ragu
>>224091655I kneel
>>224091299where'd you get them
I used epistemological correctly in a sentence
>>224090838
Shopping at Saks feel like Sainsbury's
the australians will be on soon
im 24 can i go to freshers if im not at unii look like im 17
>>224091465>Wanking ZhangYou cannot make this up
>>224091720rorke getting his kneepads on
>>224091715
>>224091730yeah want to go with me?you just google your local uni's schedule and then go to the same clubs and it's not even weird
>>224091584Cheers lad. I hope your cat pulls through and if he/she doesn't then I hope the passing is painless and peaceful.
>>224091747what if they think im an evil paedo
>>224091709might have been one of those grey market online pharmacies or darknet sneaky little sleep hack is all i use em for once in a little blue moongotta follow proto nice long half life so no rebound waking like booze has on sleep
The years I spent as a full-time wageslave feel like they were utterly wasted.
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO
>Indian Teen Killed for His Testicles by Gang Over Fake Social Media Claim They Were Worth £100,000
>>224091768nothing wrong with going to a club and flirting with the girls there, doesn't matter what they think
I've got the opportunity to drive 3.5 hours tomorrow to go to a birthday party of someone I lived with at Uni and meet up with a bunch of old uni mates for the first time in literally years. Worth it?
Just fucked another military wife
imagine going around calling yourself “gorpheus” in college what a dork
>>224091794might go then, as i said i look about 17 so not as if im an old looking evil ghoul
just lied on the Internet
tonight's tune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
>>224091795yeah
>>224091811alri well donehave you ever been solo clubbing before?
>>224091795nah mate better to vegetate in your room
>>224091768why would they think that other than the obvious
well that's tim's cumming todger
>>224091814this was my sexual awakening
wish i had a gay asian mate who'd let me shag his bottom and suck his dicknot gay myself i just find some guys pretty cute might have a bit more pepsi then go to sleep
... Want some Timmy ... Rescue Timmy ...
>>224091831no
mad how different my life would be if I were normal and didn't have AIDS
>>224091830cockmogs me!
what race is this
>>224091863oh well have fun then
>>224091851Really bizarre post
>>224091847did Dahvie nonce you?
the girl who groomed me when I was 14 loved BOTDFMakes sense
WHY THE FUCKING HELL ARE BRITISH PEOPLE PRONOUNCING MAYOR AS MAYER NOW
>>224091870ninger
>>224090819
>>224091800Are you guys still talking about him in your gay little ‘cord
somethings you were simply never meant to know...
*surreptitiously googles BOTDF*
https://youtu.be/aOMSZQ7RacQdo like this tune
>>224091851same except i've got coke
niggerI am 12 years old
>>224091907prepare to get v&
right well that's 7290346 - AI-generated Ca(...).png
left cistern
>>224091925fucking hell how many times are you going to get yourself banned before you give up
right
right well thats a picture of rainbow dash in heat
kek
>>224091894quiet retard
not going to pretend i didn't wank over that
>>224091961No need to sign your posts mate
twink did an earth shattering fart in the toilet next to the room i was in. god is real
>he hasn't filtered the IMAGE md5
>>224091703idgi
Had an early dinner and now my tummy hurts
alright woke won't like itbut im going to bed might have a wank tomorrow as the Saturday "thing"then Sunday it's dealing with dour family troubles.
>>224091977hush slave
Just watched 28 Days Later. What did I think of it?
>>224088498>>224088498new
