>>224143496thats rancidjanny! janny! sort out this mess
lol
oh dear
just got back from runt toil haven't I
someone should post some sexy tits or vaginashahaimagine thatsomeone should do that
>>224143513its sfw
just been gangblacked by a neural interface
>>224143532id have a heart attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzJ5JSx74oNew video
>>224143496
>>224143536my boss just saw it and sacked me on the spot
>>224143532Most people in Britain today can't do pull ups and push ups
0 (zero) new asmr videos, it not right
>>224143532No progressive overload. You'd eventually just stay the same no matter how often you trained
i've just been badly raped
>>224143533
>>224143496This is an 8/10 in britbongistan
just ate some bacon
>>224143547
what's the zestiest scran possible
>why cant i work with her and get to munch her arse on our break
>>224143583haram
>>224143581you and your women look like nafris
>>224143595banana
What will you do when the AI bubble bursts leading to another financial crash that will make 2008 look like nothing in comparison?
>>224143600i love these kind of accountsyou know that one of thems a cheat so they've got a joint facebook ahaha
>>224143595 bruschetta on gluten free avocado toast
>>224143595cuss cuss and hummus and shit like that
>>224143626Probably just do a wee gay porn dance x
>>224143626what can I do?
>>224143637probably join hezbollah
>>224143637Don't need to attach a picture of yourself mate
>>224143620I've never seen as many ugly people as when I visited londonistan
disgusing fat arse
>>224143634proper leftypol garbage that muck
>>224143532This is the same guy who said liver king wasn’t using steroids he has zero credibility
>>224143626suck willies for spare change
>>224143626kill and rape probably
>>224143626uh, can i hear the options please
>>224143658most people there arent british
>>224143658we didn't choose to be uglyx
you ok over there?
>>224143532Dont think i could do this in 20mins
>you and your women look like nafris
>cuss cuss
>>224143626move it move it
>>224143637buy as much VWRP as i canmight have to take out a loan to do so
remember that other gay pride flag that wasn't a rainbow but literally just an equals sign on a red backgroundwhatever happened to that
>>224143579This is an 8/10 in britbongistan
>>224143575what's that
>>224143685well thats just me then
zoomer wanking habits need to be investigated
>>224143659and what of the negatives
>>224143743ok
it's so vulgar and so gross and so godless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN72OsNCKNA
>>224143579why is she doing it in her underwear
It's 2050, 80% of humanity are hooked up to personal AI and live their entire waking lives immersed into it.The remaining twenty percent are serf like underclass kept in poverty by the exponential increase in the price of using AI equipment.The very elite of society realising the issue have largely abandoned AI living for burgeoning "Karodrugs" which decrease reuptake of several neurochemicals to no apparent ill effect leading to a vastly improved mental and physical state - using the now largely empty planet as a personal playground establishing their own highly distinct subculture.
>>224143743why is it censored like that
might kill myself
> NEW: The Green Party has drafted a policy proposal to remove tasers and pepper spray from police officers Genuinely based. Pigs use pepper spray all the time when it’s never necessary. This would force them to train actual competent officers
>>224143762
temporary ban on all women until we figure out what the hell is going on
>>224143774because she's a hoor
>>224143783YDN
>>224143770just know they'd do anything to be umpopping
>>224143776i'll still be a virgin by 2050 i reckon
>>224143776it's not 2050 it's 2026
women should not be police officers
>>224143776Genuinely chilling, will be stealing this idea and selling it to Warnerbros.
>>224143805how it feels to be an umpoppy x
women are lovely
>>224143783pm me x
Yeah years ago
Wish I were biologically female but I'm not so that's that I suppose
>Around 4 in 5 adults (80%) in the UK will be infected with human papillomavirus (HPV) at some point in their livesProject 18 year old virgin gf has moved from a preference to a necessity
what county has the best looking people is there even a difference
>>224143827
>>224143815it does seem a bit unfair to put them out on the street knowing a fair portion of their day will be spent dealing with angry men
Reckon I'll not live to see another decade through
remember the dude le epic bacon xD stuff that was big in like 2012
>>224143845Yeah as a baby(?)Or type 2 in babies
bartholomew simpson
>>224143845can't get a disease with a solid wank into the fleshlight
playing dying light for the second time and it's much less scary than the first timethe volatiles seemed so terrifying the first time I played it but they're quite easy to avoid
irish blood, english heartthis rorke's made of
it's 2026, society is hooked up to phones in our pockets that beam unlimited free gay porn into our eyeballs
>>224143872yeah
>>224143857like the dutch ladies mex
>>224143562feel bad for this guy, everyone makes fun of him, imagine going on the internet and seeing a pic of you and cartoon with flies around you every day
>>224143898ktim
Fuck. ChatGPT can make "audio GIFs "
>>224143845got that on my handsalso known as warts
>>224143872yes, and ye verily the narwhal did bacon at midnight
>>224143872genuinely better than the ebonic drivel that is the basis of most meme language today
TON mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoQttIgNMmw
The Poo Nigger Chronicles
i was not made for this society
it's menacing presence overhangs
>>224143872
>>224143845>80% chance of an std if your girlfriend isn't a virginDivine punishment
OOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAHIS IT JUST A WASTE OF TIME
>>224143907i said county
>>224143872i invented that
does anyone have that gif of the horse from the horse game shaking her stuff as if her life is on the line
Nordic women cry out for virile spanish, italian, greek, and Portuguese penis
Might write a book
Little bit of water from under the tap and a shot of sunflower oil treat/reward :3
Rorke mentioning /brit/ on his CV in the first paragraph
>>224143957canada will have it
>>224143872absolutely terrible era for musiceverything that was made 2010-2012 feels uniquely trapped in that time
>>224143951holland
>>224143888it annoyed me how useless guns are.like there is no point in ever using them.
>>224143786Yeah it helps are muslim an black brothers against oppression fuck the fascist police state x
Were you groomed into your political beliefs?
>>224143976you should get buckfast
Rutland women are small
>>224143626buy bitcoin for cheap like
>>224143976You are not allowed to have the sunflower oil.
>>224143991No my suiter for me when I was growing up let me believe what I want and would debate against me for fun
>>224143991yes by the cruel, molesting hand of existence
song about benefit scroungershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-wpu5__9jI
Beautiful Cornish, Yorkshire and Kentish ladies
>>224143678It was 10 years ago and the ugliest were britishers
mad how poo peng gay porn
so many fit women in fit dresses walking around in londonit not rightnot right at all
>>224144003I would if you (the girl reading this) gave me like $20>>224144019Kys
Had the craziest ketamine trip last night while at an outdoors partyLegitimately turned my world up side down and I forgot who everyone wasI became part of the environmentI feel a lot let depressed today...
>>224143888volatiles in dying light: the beast are scary
>>224144045true
can you shag a banshee
>>224144058hope you overdose one day druggie freak
Little faggot brit posting about russias demographics when there isnt a single white person in london omdz
>>224144045
>>224143942honestly better than literally everything being a wojak derivative
>>224143776It's 2050, 80% of humanity are hooked up to personal AI and live their entire lives wanking immersed into it.
>>224144073Get a life idiot loser and live a little
>>224144060yeah especially if you get caught in the field areas with no buildings
>>224144058I would do ketamine IM but I don't want to go get a needle even though they're supposed to be non judgemental, and leave it in the syringe there for you (the girl reading this) to use
>>224144058sounds nice, ketamine is so good
>>224144057hey im a girl ;')
>>224144040Getting inseminated by olive skinned Mediterranean bvlls
got my work capability assessment next week. Trying to score LCWRA so I don't have to work or do anything and I get extra money.How can i convince them that not doing so would put me at risk? I've had 3 welfare checks this year so hopefully that helps
can you imagine an american saying oh my days in their little accent omdzzzz
>>224143783ktim
i'm gay and disabled
they have no right being that fit
>>224144096:o
>>224143872Yes I know what you're talking about and nobody younger or older than 28 has any idea.
would be funny if Tories bounce back and we just continue having the Labour-Tory two-party system and Reform get forgotten about and eventually disbanded
>>224144088live a lot less you subhuman degenerate
>>224143982What made is really bad is how music from that era was mastered so loud that it just sounded bad.
>>224143982https://youtu.be/PDbPrOuXq2sWrong
>>224144125only joking you absolute freak lol
>>224144094Stick with the insuffulationI had 3 large bumpsI was so totally fucked off my head
>>224144107could cut your hand off, they cant make you get a job if youre liable to cut your hands off
>>224144131>Labour-Tory two-partyone-party*
>>224144074so true russia is fucking based as hellpraise kek
what's finally motivated me to lose weight is a short on youtube of someone who looked exactly like me losing weight and becoming slim and handsomethe second i wake up i watch it to remind myself and when im tempted to give up i watch itlost 2 stone in 3 weeks already
If a girl bullied me and didn't say stupid things I would still tell her she did good and kiss her head if she was trying. She will pick it up
Fuck you piehead you little bitch sitting here all day slagging me off you cunthttps://voca.ro/1n5x2WkZ2nzC
IWNBAWIWDALVF
relapsed to interracial porn again award
when i post mad how poo peng gay porn no one replies to me
>>224144136jealous you never tried ket? you should it cures depression
>>224144167lets see the video then
just had a cry got fresh sheets on my bedi feel like a million dollars
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NoSolTsN9C4
>lost 2 stone in 3 weeks alreadybizarre lie
>>224144170humiliation ritual award
Sir Norepinephrine Dopamine Reuptake Inhibitor
>>224144167Nice
(8) pieheads in my micwowavepieheads in my micwowave (8)
>>224143579Nane?
Why is naziyank sperging out calling for everyone to be killed and posting off topic political shit again?
awful threadneed to wait for all the neet slugs to start posting after midnight
>>224144170
waiting on a post that reads as if an ensouled person authored it
>>224144221rare good yank post
>>224144217the 4am neet slugs really are the finest thinkers x
Anyone ever been to Bristol for a Crystal before?Lol drugs reference
>>224144131Reform are so different not like the uni party at all! They want to um theyll change um...
>>224143957this one?
mercilessly gangblacking my own arse
Chubby "Roy" Brown
wasted my evil nigger life
>>224144242not him but love that so much
>>224144236Ive been to Bristol zoo (not a drugs reference as im white)
>>224144182https://youtube.com/shorts/Mwrq5w5wibs?si=TA33DAaY9nWYUE56
>>224144167based
>>224144258ktim
>>224144248Nish "Paki" Kumar
can't wait to go heaven bet it's litty up there
moon is bright tonight
>>224144272s
>>224144123UM UM UM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UMUM UM
>>224144265i don't understand
>>224144074what are you talking about?
Sir Little Cock Willy Rape Arse
got the smiths on havent i
>>224144211
>>224144259Imagine if some paki killed somw kids who wanted to watch your music and yiu would too scared to condem mudslimes and their ilk because you value money more than the lives of people
>>224144272roar
got the smiths chips on
>>224144312hey thats my name
youtube recommending ''here's how i exposed jason arday and cambridge'' nigger I'm listening to hawkwind
>>224144290It's just a normal violet behind black clouds Infront of white light sort of...
>>224144284religion of crease
>>224144265Fuck yourself nonce animal fucker freak
>>224144242that's the one, thank you mate ;)
I'm not a nonce :)
>so true russia is fucking based as hell>praise kek
>>224144340this guy is so annoying and unfunny
>>224144340squeal
>>224144360based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJEuUrTJ83k
>>224144337Just listening to silver machine on repeat ad infinitum must get boring though
>>224144340Hope he sees this and calls his new show this and you get zero credit
>>224143581Sorry, I was busy lifting 8/10 of those cheeks bro
Bakshin in my room realising she's censored and becoming more provokativenand comfortable thing my hands behind my back when she's lost all sense of self
>>224144381as long as rosie jones gets to be on the panelrosie jones is fab
>>224144109https://voca.ro/1lHXRMrr2Bnb
>>224144341sent that nonce animal fucker freak to the moon
>>224143872scran
>>224144362i saw him live before he was famous and he wasn’t woke and was funny
not all of them, but always them
why is it censored i don't understand
>>224144416>>224144416>>224144416New
We'll all miss the pax americanum when it's goneWe're already missing it
>>224144418any tips on being a good discord mod?
>>224144418not sure that's allowed actually
>>224144377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5WsJrtIaBw
>>224144409zesty
okay that's an um
>>224144444Bradley Walsh
>>224144423what is you doing nigga
>>224144423It's never BEEN so early!
>>224143579this fucking whore needs brown pecker correction
whys he posting 70 posts early
>>224144431he's a muslim. its his culture, rorke
>>224144444yhebinb-
>>224144444s
>>224144444rapedthe forum has been raped
>>224144444the post that saved /brit/
>>224144444>>224144445>>224144446BAZINGA!
>>224144434xx
>>224144444bradcord going off rn
>>224144444WowIt's over for Rorke
>>224143774attention
White englishmen being forced at gunpoint to watch obsidian skinned negros from south sudan impregnate their female family members
>>224144444sc
>>224144431It's a prerequisite for leading the free world. Charlie Bangerfingers was worried that Andrew would usurp the throne through his vast pederasty.
do you have mental elf?
>>224144444magical
>>224143787I would go WILD on her nether regions!
>>224144464Not allowed.
>>224144423Premature new
Sallyposter hereI have decided that Madame Louis-Dreyfus is also a top milf
my back is brokenspinal
For Rorke, it's curtains.
i really really really really really really like poo
the man who first introduced Bradley Walsh to /brit/ must rank as one of the most powerful people on the internet
>>224144444
really hoping the new is a free sheldon edish
If you raped a lopunny she would get in the Pokeball and be a wife
fuck sake the sunday evening doomers are at it
mad how everyone has a thing between their legs that feels good to touch
>>224144556bRagley Balsh
>>224144505Just so you know mate she is one of them. A you know what. Of course none of my business maybe you dont mind that kind of thing but i thought i should let you know
>>224144551Not me
would you shop in a shop owned by Mouse it sells snacks and drinks.
the toil freaks WILL be going to toil on the morrow
>>224144557BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Only got 2 bottles of the 8 Henry Westons I bought this sort of time last night leftWhich is a shame
>>224144551right that's the list time we let you read to the kids
>>224144566id burn it down with him inside it
>>224144444hwl
what did you do this weekend /brit/?
>>224144566shop owned by a mouse seems a bit unhygenicoh you meant mousenonce?nah he'd probably rape the local pigeons
She hornily walked into Giving People Trauma LLC, full of hope
>>224144526hes still posting theres only one
>>224144570I have, at this present time, been raped, by my own, er, attempt. As it were.
>>224144567jokes on you, I went to toil today;_;
>>224144557YOU SUCKGET OFF THE STAGE
>>224144582runtoillifttoilreadtoilwanktoil
>>224144562She isn't actually because Jewishness is passed on via the mother ok go look it up then seethepost some cope (while still being wrong)
She (you the girl reading this) hornily with sexual anticipation walked into Giving People Trauma LLC, full of hope
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Poo scr
>kitty pryde is now "kitty" and makes awful sexually aggressive bedroom hiphop in white girl ebonicskazakhstan.Reminds me of a random C-list celebrity like Brooke Hogan trying to expand creatively and making "some kind of music"
>>224144562She's got some of their blood in her but she was raised catholic
>>224143579I meant NAME?
>>224144411what year was that? my favorite comedian from the islands is Dylan Moran.
She (you the girl reading this) hornily with sexual anticipation walked into Giving People Trauma LLC for her sixth interview
>There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Make it. Go on. That's right.Get it made.Go on.Huh?*defects weapon*Not so easy, eh?
>>224144586Can't go to /2sentence2horror/ without becoming a spluttering mess
>>224144598Not what the 1938 nuremburg law says im afraid lad
>>224144643steven
>>224144582I've been losing friends and finding peace. Honestly that sounds like a fair trade to me
Toby's ChatGPT history
>>224144639She's married to the guy from Teen Suicidr
>>224141950>>224141950>>224141950
shut up and get it made
>>224144656Boring but I'm glad I saw something good from that from that childhood exercise
>>224144623
>>224144648>>224144648>>224144648New
non early new >>224144721>>224144721>>224144721
>>224143597
>>224143496PHWOARFor me, it's Georgina Gee.
yes very funny
for fucks SAKE
https://files.catbox.moe/mydeor.mp4>Pov last hot thing you ever see while she locks you in your house to bring you food, naked until she gets dressed to fuck you or jerk you off
good lord
>>224143496>>224143579ArseAs they say in jolly ole england
>>224143575He said "enough for most", not people who actually care about building mass or whatever. >>224143725Progressive overload means the stimulus has to change so that adaptations/improvements will continue. Most people apply this to weight lifting where progressive overload means that OVER TIME (you can keep the same stimulus for a long time, you don't need to progress weekly) that you simply add 5lbs to your working weight or add a rep to your sets. For runners it is modulating different distances and speeds or whatever. So say you bench press 100lbs. If you bench press 100lbs for eternity, you are still only as strong/muscular as benching 100lbs trains you to be. Over time you bench 105, 110, etc, building and improving."Progressive overload" was also the main inspiration for the P90X marketing stuff like muscle confusion where progressive overload says that the stimulus needs to change, the people in charge of P90X took that at face value and decided to tell people muscle confusion is a real thing and beneficial (it's not in the sense they were marketing), where you must change your workout all the time and incorporate new exercises because your stale old routine has an expiration date. That is wrong and stupid and often keeping the same exercises and such is more useful especially because you get better at them (specificity of training) which is itself beneficial (your motor skill improvement in form and learned technique allows you extract the most out of the movement for the targeted muscles) and it allows you to track improvements over time, which is core to progressive overload where you want improvements over time.I'll be saving that cat image as my payment for this explanation. Thank you and you're welcome.
>>224143884hey bud can I borrow your fleshlight mine's all cummed in.
>>224144259Lmao I thought that was a fatty hunk of meat on the floor at first.
>>224143496>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTT*
